human being

When you are in the same major, the direction of your intellectual evolution will shift to which major to specialize in? "

【Yes.In fact, some of us have a wide range of interests. We have a contact group, and we talk about the future life. 】Zhang Minsi's tone became brighter, 【Some people want to be teachers and are very interested in teaching students.Some want to be physicists and study human physics knowledge at a deeper level, and some detectives and reasoning fans want to go to the Public Security University and make their own contributions to maintaining social stability. 】

"how about you?"

【I?Hee hee, I don't know why I am interested in the structure of the human body recently, maybe I will pursue a career in medicine in the future. 】

"...You sound a bit evil."

【What's the meaning?I'm still a pure and amazing student. Mr. Reporter, I can't understand what you are saying. 】

In short, the fainting incident had a great impact on Zhang Minsi, and it made him not only reflect, but what kind of existence does their Xueba clan have on other ordinary earth students?

The author has something to say: Tang Momo: I heard that this article will end soon, is this true?

Author: this, this...

Tang Momo: Please answer the question!

Author: Keke, yes.Because the author is currently writing a new article "Fairy Tales Are Liars", which is in the process of intensely depositing the full text, and the emotional line of this article is basically coming to an end, so it is almost over.

☆、Investigation

In order to answer her own doubts, Zhang Minsi started her own investigation while taking care of Xiao Yun.

"Huh? Xueba?" Surveyee No. [-] - the chubby life committee member of the next class, "I think it would be great if we can be friends with them. They study so well, and besides their brains, they should be better than me." Diligence in life. If I have a friend who is diligent and persistent, he will definitely be able to urge me to lose weight!"

Survey subject No. [-]—the captain of the football team in the downstairs class, "Scholar? Anyway, he is a completely different creature from me. You mean pressure? No, there is no pressure. I want to go to a sports school in the future, as long as I pass the culture class." Just go."

"Schoolmaster feels very abstinent." The transferee No. [-] - the senior girl upstairs is a bit strange, "Schoolmaster and Xueba, Xueba and sports student, Xueba and another Xueba, like this It’s exciting to think about the combination! What do you think?” The senior sister asked Zhang Minsi back with a smile.

"This...you don't have any dislike for Xueba?"

The senior sister smiled even more happily, "How could it be, a creature like Xueba has given me endless creative inspiration!" She looked at Zhang Minsi strangely, "I heard that a cutie in your class fainted I'm in your arms, and your relationship is quite good. I heard that he fainted because of being too tired, you have to take good care of him, tsk tsk, don't work too hard."

Zhang Minsi ran away in a hurry, and the senior sister's silver bell-like laughter sounded behind her.

Through this comprehensive investigation, Zhang Minsi came to the conclusion that most human beings are friendly and even welcome Xueba.

But for those human beings who are tireless in their studies and vow to be No. 1, what should he do?

Advise the other party to take care of their health, "You can't pass me anyway!" If you say such words, you will probably be beaten to death.But if left alone, Xiao Yun's increasingly thin body really worried Zhang Minsi.He discussed his worries with everyone in the Xueba discussion group, and it turned out that not only him, but also some people had the same troubles.

While talking, someone suddenly mentioned Hongyun's newspaper.

"Don't you think it's too risky?" Tang Momo asked: "Although you used a pseudonym, Xiaoyun will recognize you if he sees it. Aren't you afraid that he will have some bad thoughts? To you Afraid? What's more, you revealed that there are so many masters, what if it attracts the attention of interested people?"

[Thank you for your concern, but we have considered all these in advance. ] Zhang Minsi said lightly, [Ordinary people have little chance of seeing the Fortune newspaper, and even if they do, they will regard this newspaper as a funny report.I ordered one at home, and my mother is very happy every time she looks at it!Even if someone passes this incident and wants to arrest us for experiments, hehe, you really think that we, as a high-IQ race, will have no way to deal with it.There are many people hiding in the dark. Although they have no evil intentions towards human beings, they will never watch their own people be arrested. 】

[Besides, the existence of our race is no longer a secret in certain circles.So, kind reporter, you don't have to worry about my safety. 】

Tang Momo said speechlessly: "When you accept the interview, shouldn't it be to let your friends pay attention to their health and not to overload their studies?"

[Yes, I will show him the newspaper as soon as it is published.With his personality, he definitely wouldn't believe it. You must know that he got full marks in the ideological and moral courses, and he memorized the whole book backwards. For him, all the aliens and ghosts are fabricated. ] Zhang Minsi seemed to have remembered something funny, 【He read the newspaper, and I described myself as an alien, he would definitely find it super funny.However, he is also very sensitive and will understand my mind. 】

Tang Momo said weakly: "The thinking of Xueba is really not something that mortals like us can understand."

After leaving the meeting room, Tang Momo described the whole thing to Mr. Ning.

He said inconceivably: "He made such a big fanfare just to keep his friends from studying too hard...I really don't understand his way of thinking."

Mr. Ning expressed some understanding, "What they care about is different from what we humans care about. For them, money and wealth are just a means of acquiring knowledge, while friendship or other emotions between human beings are what they think is precious. thing."

Tang Momo asked worriedly: "Boss, do you know that there are many aliens hiding around us?"

Mr. Ning nodded, "I know."

"Are not you afraid?"

"No." Mr. Ning smiled, "There are a lot of aliens in Hongyun, not only the Xueba race, but also other races. But I can't tell you who they are. Their identities are well hidden. If you don't say it, you will never know."

Tang Momo asked in surprise: "Really? There are aliens in our company?"

"Well. But aliens are still human, is there a difference? Before you know it, you don't notice the difference at all, right? As long as you are friendly to others and don't do bad things, there is no need to be too nervous." Mr. Ning pinched Tang Mo Mo's face, "Hurry up and write the interview. I have a lot of work recently, and when we are done, we will go home and tell Mom and Dad about the marriage. We also need to visit your parents."

"..." Tang Momo became nervous, "Ah, my parents?" Although the Tang family's parents have always adopted a sheep-herding policy towards him, they disciplined his younger brother quite severely.But the marriage partner brought back was a man. Tang Momo really felt that he couldn't open his mouth about such a shocking thing. "Would it be ok to text them and tell them?" At least not face to face with the storm...

"No! Don't worry, I'll take care of it." After comforting Tang Momo, Mr. Ning watched him write the manuscript obediently, and then clicked on the hidden folder on the computer.

The title of the folder is: Tang Momo.

This is all the information about Tang Momo that he hired someone to find out when he found out that Tang Momo could see the powder door.Click on the "Family Relations" subfolder inside, and there is a family photo of the Tang family inside.

The four members of the Tang family are smiling at the camera.Tang's parents and Tang Momo's younger brother, the three of them stood relatively close to each other. Their darker skin, slightly curly hair and tall figure were almost identical.Tang Momo, who was standing next to Brother Tang, looked a little abrupt, like a kid from the next door sneaking into the Tang family to visit.His hair is smooth and black, his skin is fair, and his figure is thin.

On the Tang family's information, in the parent-child relationship column, the word "Adopted" is clearly written.

Mr. Ning looked at the photo carefully, and it took a while before he closed the file.He thought for a while, clicked on the folder, and pressed the delete key.

He looked at Tang Momo's profile.

Tang Momo's expression at this time could not be seen clearly from the direction of the backlight, but his fingers were typing on the keyboard very quickly, and he was obviously concentrating on writing a new interview.

"Tang Momo, no matter what happened before." Mr. Ning said suddenly, "I will be your relative from now on."

Tang Momo turned around as if he had been shocked by electricity, and threw a signature pen at Mr. Ning.He didn't say a word, turned his head and continued to work, but the speed of typing slowed down greatly.

His ears were flushed red, and his feet began to shake involuntarily.

Bastard, stinking, shameless boss!What are you talking about!Tang Momo typed this line on the press release. Mr. Ning's verbal attack came quickly and urgently, which caught him off guard and was stuffed with a big mouthful of sugar. The sweet Tang Momo was too embarrassed to reply.

He typed a long paragraph in the text, and after calming down, he deleted it all.

The world is really getting more and more complicated.

There are hidden aliens everywhere, and I somehow go home and talk to my parents, my boyfriend seems to be getting more and more shameless!Tang Momo sighed secretly in his heart, and with the addition of a young boy who went away because of love, this life is really getting more and more interesting.

Soon after, this issue of the newspaper was published as scheduled.

Same as the previous topic, this time the members of the Xueba clan took the initiative to accept the interview, which caused a sensation.

As Mr. Ning mentioned before, Fortune's newspapers began to be sold on a small scale in Shenzhen City.It was unexpectedly very popular, especially among young people and students, and caused many topics at once.As for Zhang Minsi's status as a top student, the students in the city set off an extracurricular activity called "Guess who is the alien" after studying.Tang Momo heard that this kind of sport has become popular not only in junior high and high schools, but also in universities.

I don't know who released the news. To identify whether it is a real alien or not, the only way to put your hand on the other person's chest while kissing the other person is.

The heartbeat of the real alien will be slower and slower, while the heartbeat of the fake alien will be faster because of joy or anger.

The good people lined up to test the top students from various schools!The top students were not to be outdone, and looked for gay friends or strong sports students to go to and from school together, so as not to find the attack of the "kiss-stealing monsters" that appeared recently.

For a while, the boring study life became colorful.Everyone competed wits and courage, not only competing in learning but also in physical and mental strength, and all kinds of sneak attack and anti-sneak attack inventions emerged one after another.Many of these inventions were later patented and mass-produced. (Of course it is used in other ways.)

"Would you like to try?" This turmoil is in the whole universe, and Zhang Minsi's world is no exception, he looked at Xiaoyun with a smile, "Didn't you insist that I am an alien as soon as you read the newspaper? Come on, I will sacrifice a bit and let you test without moving."

"Are you really not moving?" Xiao Yun asked.

Zhang Minsi is agile and has many friends. Many people who want to kiss him secretly have no way of doing it.Now Zhang Minsi voluntarily gave up resistance and let Xiaoyun test. How could he miss such a good opportunity.

Xiao Yun quickly looked left and right, and found that everyone evacuated the campus after school very quickly.

He gritted his teeth, "Then I'm here!"

Let me try it myself, are you an alien or not!

☆, daily life on earth

After the interview about Xueba was over, Tang Momo's interview work suddenly entered a peak period.

He has customers almost every day, and he is so busy that it is late autumn before he knows it.

When Tang Momo was finally free, what he was waiting for was the Tang family who suddenly appeared in the living room.

"Dad, Mom! Why are you here?" Tang Momo asked in surprise.

My parents, whom I haven't seen for a long time, are sitting on the sofa talking to Mr. Ning.

Hearing Tang Momo's voice, Tang's mother stood up immediately, "Momo, why have you lost so much weight!" Tang's mother took Tang Momo's hand and looked up and down carefully.Tang's father didn't know why, but he seemed a little uncomfortable. He coughed twice and said, "Little Mo, come and sit."

Tang Momo glanced at Mr. Ning, what's going on?Why did mom and dad come here suddenly?

Mr. Ning smiled slightly, "Of course the elders will be present for important marriage events. I have already told my parents."

Tang Momo only felt that his eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.

I knew this guy was going to be a demon again!

Unexpectedly, it actually happened to his parents.

Tang Momo quickly looked at Mother Tang, trying to explain a few words.

Tang's mother looked at Tang Momo's eyes, her eyes turned red immediately, and she shed tears, "Momo, you have grown up. Although your father and I can't accept this for a while, I can't help it, mother. Just feel happy!"

Father Tang didn't speak, and his silence meant that he had no objection.

"You?" Tang Momo's original thought was useless. When did his parents become so open-minded.He asked suspiciously, "Mom and Dad, how did you accept it so quickly?"

But Tang's father spoke at this moment. He glared at Tang Momo and said angrily, "Why is it so fast? Mr. Ning has been telling us about this for several months. Of course we didn't accept it at first Why is this man and man together and married? Then he ran to our house again and again, even his parents were dispatched! He called us more times than you! Finally, your mother and I decided to personally Come and see, we have been here for almost a week. We live downstairs from you, and we see you going out and going in together every day, and even the whole company knows about it!"

"Dad, I..." Tang Momo whispered, "You don't object?"

"Is it useful to object? If you object, you will break up with him?"

"No." Tang Momo replied simply.

"Then we are opposed to having a P use!" Father Tang swears, and once again gave Tang Momo a hard look, "Don't go back to your mother's house crying and ask us to make decisions!"

"...Thank you Dad for your support."

On the premise of the consent of both parents, the marriage between Tang Momo and Mr. Ning was settled in this way.

The couple flew to the United States, where same-sex marriage is legal, and held their wedding in a small white church.

Tang Momo and Mr. Ning wore the same suit and dress, and under the witness of the priest, they solemnly stated their vows to each other.In China, the news of their marriage was published on the official website of Hongyun, and all employees of the group were given a three-day holiday on the grounds that "the proprietor is happy".

Tang Momo accepted the blessings of his relatives and friends. He and Mr. Ning ran into the wedding car hand in hand. After waving goodbye to everyone, they drove to the place where they spent their honeymoon.

"That's great!" Mother Ning watched the car drive away, and couldn't help wiping her tears excitedly, "The child finally found a companion."

"It's very good." As the head of the Ning family, Grandpa Ning felt more.

After Tang Momo officially became the Ning family, he could feel that the long-term bad luck slowly began to weaken. Now, the bad luck that was originally like a boulder on his chest has become like a small jade pendant hanging around his neck, almost insignificant checked. "Our Ning family can finally rise again."

Among the excited crowd, the lonely Qin Zheng looked even more depressed.He declined the invitation of men and women to dance, and sat alone on the edge of the garden, holding a glass of champagne in a daze.

Suddenly, an inaudible sound drifted in my ears.

"Uncle and aunt, I'll go first."

"Every family, walk slowly, be careful on the road, remember to visit us when you return home."

The familiar voice made Qin Zheng jump up and rushed into the crowd.

From a long distance away, Qin Zheng recognized the back of Young Master Lu's head at a glance.The back of his head had already got into a taxi, drove a distance of seven or eight meters, and was now gradually accelerating forward.

He immediately ran desperately towards the car.

The car got faster and faster, and Qin Zheng also ran faster and faster.

"Lu Ren's family!" Qin Zheng shouted while running, "I love you!"

Can human legs catch up with wheels?This is a prehistoric puzzle, no less difficult than the chicken and the egg.Qin Zheng felt that human legs must be able to catch up with the wheels, and he chased desperately all the way, changing seven or eight languages ​​all the way and crazily shouting "I love you" to Young Master Lu.In the end, he had a quick wit and yelled, "The taxi with the license plate is xxxx, stop now, and I will give you five hundred dollars!"

"Chi!!" The car stopped suddenly.

Panting for breath, Qin Zheng ran towards the car.

Unknowingly, he burst into tears.

There were more and more onlookers, and one of them, a tall man wearing sunglasses, whispered to his companion: "What kind of human custom is this? It is not mentioned in the Earth Human Folk Culture Manual?" The other thought for a moment, cautiously Said: "I guess they are having sex [呵]. You see, they are hugging so tightly, and one of them is trying to touch the other's lips with their lips. What is it?"

"Wow, it's a good deal to travel to the earth!" The tall man in sunglasses raised his camera and frantically pressed the shutter, "Humans are such a passionate race. I'm going to submit these photos to Cosmic Geography magazine .”

In the photo, Qin Zheng was hugging young master Lu with a foolish expression on his face, while young master Lu punched him in the face with his fist unceremoniously.

Maybe this alien tourist used a different camera model than ours. In his photos, the pedestrians on the road became strange.

In addition to ordinary humans, there are pedestrians with dog heads, traffic policemen with tentacles sticking out, and taxis emitting black smoke.In the sky, not only birds and planes are flying, but also piles of cloaked monsters in red underwear.The building in the distance showed its original shape, no longer a monotonous rectangle.Some towers look like giant mushrooms, while others are made entirely of ice or fireballs.

Humans are not alarmed because they cannot see this.

Alien tourists can see this and not be alarmed.

He put away his photos and shrugged needlessly, "Because the earth has always been like this."

The earth has always been like this.

Whether you are a human or an alien, a ghost or a little monster, you can always find your own life on this round planet.

At this time, Tang Momo and Mr. Ning did not arrive at their honeymoon place, but couldn't help but drove the car into a small woods halfway.Inside, three [Pyril] sleeves have been used up, but we believe for the time being that they are blowing up balloons because they are too happy.Cough cough, the packaging of the fourth one was torn apart by Mr. Ning again.

At this time, Young Master Lu had successfully knocked Qin Zheng unconscious and threw him into the taxi. Seeing his angry look, he seemed to be thinking about which mountain to dig a hole to bury Qin Zheng.Let's wish Qin Zheng good luck for now.

At this time, the famous Thor was comforting his angry brother Loki, and heard that a human pop superstar was about to write Loki into a song.The two chattered for a long time without noticing that the thundering hammer was silently watching them.

At this time, Sima Qian was rushing to finish the manuscript.

At this time, Snow White is comfortably taking a milk bath in her castle.Round pearls are placed on the table outside the house.The succubus flew into the air quickly, and then fell down suddenly, crushing those pearls with one buttock!

Then, she carefully collected the pearl powder, trotted into the bathroom, and said flatteringly: "Little Baixue, look at the pearl powder I gave you so hard, it is the most effective for whitening. Try it."

"Yeah." Without raising her eyelids, Snow White directly dragged the succubus into the bathtub, and then poured the whole box of pearl powder on the succubus.As soon as the powder came into contact with the milk, it turned into lumps of sticky stuff, which got wet on the succubus, spreading all over its head.

"What are you doing!" Succubus felt extremely uncomfortable.

Snow White opened her eyes at this moment, picked up the cider beside the bathtub with a smile, took a sip contentedly, "Help you whiten yourself."

"Damn Bai Xue! I want to deal with you on behalf of the devil! Hey, don't tickle me, hahahahahaha, ah, hahahaha, I'm about to laugh, stop, help me!"

At this time, the faceless man was writing letters to his admirers, and the window behind him was covered with sunny dolls of various colors.

At this time, Konoha's forehead is hidden on the ninja amulet of a certain boy, who looks very much like Naruto when he was young.Facing the powerful enemy, he and his companions charged forward without hesitation.

At this time, the vampire Robert who was about to attack Tang Momo was lying in bed and crying silently. Behind him, the strong werewolf puffed out a puff of smoke and patted Robert's shoulder: "Hey, don't cry! Let's stop arguing." Okay? I'm not angry about what happened last time, and you're not allowed to hook up again!"

"Hmm." Robert murmured under the covers.

The werewolf threw away the cigarette butt and hugged him, "I'll rub it for you if you feel uncomfortable."

"[Pyrhi] butt hurts."

At this time, Nie Xiaoqian received a new job and led the ghosts to post small advertisements everywhere in the middle of the night.

At this time, the newest member of the Vegetable Alliance is watching the newly released movie "Sausage Party".

At this time, Bai Suzhen was watching the newly released movie "Sausage Party" with a certain mysterious boy in Tsing Yi.

At this time, Zhang Minsi, the schoolmaster, is blocking the poor Xiaoyun in the corner, carefully verifying whether Xiaoyun is one of the aliens...

Tang Momo is covered in sweat, and there is no place in his body that is not sore.He squeezed shoulder to shoulder with Mr. Ning in the back seat of the car, "Tell me, what will we become in the future?"

Mr. Ning put his arms around Tang Momo and said with a smile: "I don't know what the future will be like. However, the future is extended from the present. If you want the future to become what you want, you must start working hard now. For example Said, in my imagination, we will have many lovely children in the future, so now I will continue to work hard."

"..."

The car began to shake slightly.

Good day, going on.

The author has something to say: After several months, this article is finally over, thank you little angels who read the article for supporting me, okay?

In cool October, a new story is about to begin.

I wish you all a happy life and study (づ￣3￣)づ