human being
Chapter 40 The boys who used to take a bath in those years
Yes, what do lovers do inside?Guess if you shout out, will someone come to rescue you.Even if they heard it, others would think it was a little fun between us. "
"Love...interest..." Young Master Lu's momentary sluggishness allowed Qin Zheng to find a flaw, pull him off the door frame, and throw him on the sofa.Young Master Lu rolled on the sofa, grabbed the pillow next to him, clamped his legs tightly, and vowed to defend his chastity to the death.
"Do you think this is useful?" Qin Zheng closed the door calmly and looked at him with folded arms.
Young Master Lu tried to shrink his whole body behind the pillow, "It's useful! And..." He paused, "I'm afraid of pain!"
Qin Zheng asked with great interest, "Who told you it would hurt, it won't hurt at all!"
"Fart, of course you won't be in pain!" Young Master Lu said angrily, "I checked a lot of information after I came back. I've watched comics, books, and practical adult video tutorials! Obviously it will hurt the first time , If you encounter someone with poor skills, you will have to go to the hospital if it is serious! No matter how good you say, surnamed Ning, it’s useless, I won’t be fooled.”
"Wait a minute." Qin Zheng laughed, "Actually, I was just joking when I said that I wanted to make a promise with my body."
"Really?" Young Master Lu stuck out his neck.
"In Ruitu, I told you very clearly. Unless you agree, we will have further development, and I will never force you." Qin Zheng sat down, and he patted Young Master Lu's legs "I was so angry just now. If you don't want to come out, just say so. There's no need to lie to me. You even found a girl to go shopping."
Young Master Lu looked at him, "I'm serious about reasoning with you", and felt a little relaxed, "I, I don't know what's wrong with me. In my original life plan, I should find a soft girl In love, but, you are too far from a soft girl."
"So you started avoiding me? And quickly found a girl on a date?"
Young Master Lu sighed, "You really won't force me? I said, if I can't accept being with you in my life, you won't force me either."
Qin Zheng nodded, "I keep my word."
Young Master Lu, who knew Qin Zheng to a certain extent, felt relieved after hearing this.He let go of the pillow, sat up straight, and heard Qin Zheng speak slowly.
"I'm a little curious."
"what?"
"You said no, but actually secretly read comic books and live-action movies, what do you think? There is also the question of whether it hurts or not. Young master, I didn't do anything, and you automatically put yourself Substituted into the bottom? Have you ever secretly thought, what will happen if we really go to bed?" Qin Zheng smiled, "In your fantasy, am I very powerful? You are here How many times? Did you end up going to the toilet to solve it? Were you thinking of me when you solved it by yourself?"
"Boom!"
Master Lu exploded on the spot.
The author has something to say: Do you still remember that Qin Zheng used the pseudonym "Ning Yuanxing" to Young Master Lu.
☆, turn around
What does it feel like after death?
Nothingness, the whole person is as light as air.The surroundings seem to be in the vast starry sky, with beautiful stars shining in various colors.
Young Master Lu thinks this is not bad.
He died of shame.
After Qin Zheng finished speaking, he exploded on the spot.
With that kind of violent explosion, he died instantly without pain.In this way, Young Master Lu came to the world of death.This place is completely different from what he imagined.
He looked at the large white ball of light in front of him with some fear.
"You...are you the main god?" Young Master Lu asked with luck, don't be the main god!
With his mind and physical fitness, if he is thrown into the world of reincarnation by the main god, he will basically not be able to break through the first world.After all, according to the settings of various infinite worlds, 90.00% of the first world is fighting zombies.
"Sir, did you order B set meal too?" asked the Lord God.
"Package B?"
"Yes, set meal B is a medium glass of frozen Coke, fried chicken nuggets with black pepper, kebabs with black pepper, melon seeds with black pepper, and special black pepper watermelon." The Lord God paused, "Your friend ordered set meal A, It is more cost-effective to suggest that you split up."
Qin Zheng's voice drifted over, "He likes to eat black pepper, so order B set meal."
The Lord God nodded and drifted away.
"I... I'm not dead?" Young Master Lu's eyes began to focus.The boundless night becomes the wall of KTV, and the beautiful stars become lights of various colors.And the big white ball of light that he thought was the main god turned into a light bulb mask on the waiter's face.
Seeing his own mask startled Young Master Lu, the waiter showed a satisfied smile, and floated away with the order.
"..." Young Master Lu found himself lying on the sofa, while Qin Zheng was lighting a song on the screen in front of him.
After hearing Young Master Lu's question, Qin Zheng looked back at him carefully, "You just fainted! I really convinced you. Has no one molested you before? I just said one thing, and you blushed It's like something, after humming a few words, I just fainted!"
It's a shame!
Young Master Lu didn't know what to say for a while, but Qin Zheng saw his embarrassment and thoughtfully helped him change the subject. "Aren't you going to the bathroom?"
"bathroom?"
"Yeah, didn't you just go to the bathroom before we met? I think you were in a hurry. We talked for a long time, and you fainted for a long time. Do you really not need to go?"
The urge to urinate poured out uncontrollably, Young Master Lu immediately opened the door and ran towards the toilet.
Standing in the toilet cubicle, Young Master Lu couldn't help but smile.
Ning Yuan Xing, Ning Yuan Xing, Ning Yuan Xing, hehehe.
It's great that the people I like also like me!
Just as Young Master Lu was giggling, two more people came in from outside the toilet.
"Hey, Brother Zheng is finally going to settle down this time." One of them said while washing his hands, "Look at how anxious he is this time. I think he cares about that little brother."
"Naive! Too naive! Brother Zheng is just playing around."
"No way? After being with this guy, Brother Zheng never went to a bar to play. Think about it, what happened in the past? This is the first time Brother Zheng has been so serious about a person. I think we have to Red envelopes are ready."
Young master Lu's nature of gossip erupted, and he pricked up his ears.This man named Brother Zheng seemed to be a flamboyant young man in the past, but recently he met someone and settled down.
"Ha, you don't know that. Brother Zheng said it himself, he dumped him after he was going to get someone into bed!"
"impossible!"
"How is it impossible? Brother Zheng told me when we were out drinking when they were not together. He said that the boy had a good face, but he was scolded by the big boss. He wanted to catch him To take revenge on that kid, he didn't even tell anyone his real name! Although Brother Zheng was drunk at the time, as the saying goes, he speaks the truth after drinking!"
"Hey, tsk tsk, there's another sad person. But, isn't it true that brother Zheng drank too much and talked nonsense?"
"Go, go, why are you arguing with me, brat!"
"It hurts, don't hit your head!"
After washing their hands, the two went out again after arguing.
After the two left, Young Master Lu shook his head and came out of the cubicle.Scumbag, this guy named Brother Zheng is really a scumbag!I really don't know who he fell in love with, so unlucky!Young Master Lu has seen such plots in novels and TV dramas in the past, and he thought it was bloody, but he didn't expect it to happen in real life!
After washing his hands, he pulled out two paper towels to dry them.
If this is in a novel, there are nine out of ten [Py]nines in the following plot that the scumbag wakes up after hurting someone, and finally finds out that he really loves him.Then they pursued again, the two fell in love and killed each other for several rounds, interspersed with the pregnant fiancée who suddenly popped out of the car accident and amnesia!
For a plot like this, the author will not stop until he writes a hundred and eighty chapters to deceive the tears and money of innocent and kind readers.
Young Master Lu walked leisurely to the box.
There were two people standing at the door, listening respectfully to what Ning Yuanxing had to say.
Young Master Lu didn't want to get involved in Ning Yuanhang's business affairs, so he hurriedly hid in the corner of a wall while the other party didn't notice him.
"Thank you for your hard work today, take these two red envelopes to the bar." This is Ning Yuanxing's voice.
"Thank you Brother Zheng." The voice heard in the toilet sounded.
Brother Zheng!
Ning Yuanxing is that brother Zheng?
And isn't he the fool who was deceived?
Young Master Lu felt that the blood in his whole body was congealed.
On the other hand, Mr. Ning rushed home in a hurry.He opened the door and rushed into the house without even having time to change his shoes. "Tang Momo, are you okay? Why don't you answer the phone? You What are you doing?"
Mr. Ning's voice became quieter, because he saw that Tang Momo was shrinking on the bed.
A pile of clothes was thrown on the floor, and Mr. Ning saw the underpants with sharp eyes.
He swallowed.
"What's wrong with you?" Mr. Ning asked, but he felt that he was really the happiest person in the world!Look, as soon as he confessed his love, Tang Momo took off his clothes and hid in the sheets to give him a surprise after get off work.
Heartbeat, unknowingly accelerated!
Tang Momo's eyes looked over the sheets to Mr. Ning.
watery.
"Boss, something strange happened to me."
"What strange thing?" Mr. Ning held his breath.Next, Tang Momo should take off the bed sheet in front of him, meet him frankly, then take his hand and put it on Tang Momo's heart, and say, "It's strange here", and then... .. Mr. Ning's body became hot.
After the first confession, [beep] directly!
So classic and so romantic!So classic!
Isn't that what Romeo and Juliet is? (He watched the movie version.)
Tang Momo stood up slowly wrapped in the sheets, he took a deep breath, and finally, a decisive expression appeared on his face.Tang Momo let go of his hand, the sheet slowly slipped off, and his body was displayed in front of Mr. Ning.
"Boss, it's strange here..." Tang Momo was so ashamed that he almost cried.
Mr. Ning was completely stunned.
He stared at Tang Momo's body, unable to move for a long time.
Finally, he stretched out his hand tremblingly and poked a certain part of Tang Momo's body.
"What is this?" Mr. Ning asked.
"It's boobs."
"..." Mr. Ning's face began to twitch partially, "Why, does it bulge?"
The camera rotated 180 degrees to Mr. Ning's perspective.
I saw two strange and soft things bulging on Tang Momo's chest, and Mr. Ning didn't have the guts to look at the place below the abdomen.He didn't notice it before, but now he saw that Tang Momo's originally neat short hair had grown to his waist, and the outline of his entire face became softer, and his Adam's apple disappeared.
At this time, Tang Momo, if he put on women's clothes and went out on the street, everyone would think he was a woman.
Mr. Ning immediately wrapped Tang Momo in a sheet, went to the kitchen to wash his eyes, poured a cup of hot water and brought it back to Tang Momo. After Tang Momo's mood stabilized, he asked, "What's going on?" thing?"
Tang Momo's voice became softer, and he said angrily, "It's the Konoha forehead guard! I received the package from him! The contents of the package made me faint. When I wake up, I will become It's like this! Boss! What should I do? I won't always be a woman, will I?"
"No, he doesn't have that much power." Mr. Ning hugged Tang Momo tightly and comforted him, "This should be a prank. According to the interview contract, he can't hurt you, so he used pranks to make you uncomfortable For a while. Our world is far away from Hokage's world, his power won't last, and you can change back in a day or two at most."
Hearing this, Tang Momo felt relieved, "Boss, what I'm most worried about now is whether I should buy some sanitary napkins and prepare them."
Mr. Ning trembled all over, and he was a little uncertain, "I don't know, I'll send the driver Lao Wang to buy some boxes for you later."
"Hey......"
"Hey......"
The two sighed at the same time.
"Boss, I don't dare to lower my head now. I can see everything when I lower my head." Tang Momo felt that his thinking had also been affected to a certain extent, and he became more sensitive than before.
"Don't worry, I'll send the driver, Old Wang, to buy a few dozen underwear." Mr. Ning recalled the scene he saw just now, and remembered an important thing.
"Tang Momo, where's your little brother?"
Tang Momo's eyes turned red instantly.
"Little brother, he... is gone!"
With a sound of "wow", Tang Momo finally cried out.
The author has something to say: Driver Lao Wang: What did I do wrong?
Don't worry everyone, it will grow out...
☆ Whose heart does the moon represent?
"Why have you been there for so long?" Qin Zheng kowtowed the melon seeds, but when he turned his head to look, he was startled.He quickly pulled Young Master Lu to his side, "What's wrong? Who messed with you? Your eyes are so red!"
"It's a bastard." Young Master Lu looked down at the ground.
Qin Zheng immediately stood up, "Where is the man! I'll teach him a lesson!"
"No, he...is gone." Sitting on the sofa, Young Master Lu watched the song Qin Zheng ordered on the big screen. It was a classic love song.
Qin Zheng wrapped some ice cubes and put them on Young Master Lu's eyes, "Is it better?"
Young Master Lu didn't speak.
Seeing his depressed state, Qin Zheng squeezed his face, "Sing a song for you."
The soothing sound of music sounded in the private room, Qin Zheng's voice was pleasant, and she seemed to be more affectionate when she sang.
"You asked me how deeply I love you, how much I love you. My love is true, my love is true, and the moon represents my heart." The age-old love song still has the power to confuse people.After the song was over, Qin Zheng moved up to young master Lu and sighed, "What's wrong with you today, young master?" While saying that, he wiped away the tears from the corners of young master Lu's eyes with his hand.
Young Master Lu twitched the corner of his mouth, "You sing so well, it hurts my heart to hear it."
"When did you become so lyrical?" Qin Zheng sat beside him, with his arms on Young Master Lu's shoulders.
"Ning Yuanxing, I just found out today that I really like you." Young Master Lu sighed.
Hearing Ning Yuanxing's name, Qin Zheng paused, "I know, I like you too." He hesitated for a moment, as if he wanted to say something, but seeing Young Master Lu's expression of something wrong, he still didn't say anything .
"No, you don't understand." Young Master Lu opened the distance between the two, looked into Qin Zheng's eyes and said seriously, "Ning Yuanxing, it may be embarrassing to say this, but you are the first person I like .So you are the most special. If someone is exactly like you in the future, with the same voice, appearance, height and weight, but he is not you! In my eyes, he is just a stranger."
Qin Zheng touched Young Master Lu's forehead, "You are so strange today! How did you change from Beijing accent to Qiongyao accent?" Qin Zheng kissed Young Master Lu's face, "And, how can someone be exactly like me? You Don't want to sing, let's go out to get some air?"
Young Master Lu looked at Qin Zheng's face with a complicated expression, "Go to the green forest for a walk, it's good to see the stars there."
"Okay!" Qin Zheng picked up a piece of black pepper watermelon and handed it to Young Master Lu.
Young Master Lu took a bite of the watermelon and sighed softly, "Ning Yuanxing, I hope you don't disappear."
"what?"
"It's nothing, just eat melon."
The two of them were not the only ones eating melons that night. Tang Momo and Mr. Ning were eating melons face to face.
"Hey..." This is the second time Tang Momo sighed. He took a bite of the watermelon angrily, and looked down at his still high chest, "Why haven't you gone down yet?"
"It's estimated that the swelling will slowly subside tomorrow." Mr. Ning elegantly poked a piece of melon with a toothpick, "Actually, don't pay too much attention to it, just treat it as a special life experience."
"..." Why don't you come and experience it!
Tang Momo looked at him resentfully, "Boss, if we sleep now, will I be pregnant?"
Mr. Ning shook his hands, and the melon pieces fell, "Why do you have such a terrible idea?"
Because your laid-back attitude is really annoying!
Tang Momo stood up and continued, "Boss, if I get pregnant, will I keep my current woman's body? Or will I return to a man, but my belly will get bigger every day? What do you think our child's name is?" ? Are you patriarchal? I am so distressed, which university should he go to in the future?"
Mr. Ning retreated steadily, "No, it won't happen."
"Hehe, it's okay even if it happened?" Tang Momo blinked innocently, "Just treat it as a special life experience! Come on, come on, don't you think I'm sick of me because of a little problem with my body? What about 'in sickness or in health'?"
Mr. Ning's face twisted gracefully.
"Ding dong~~ ding dong~"
The sudden ringing of the doorbell saved Mr. Ning's life.
He threw down the toothpick in his hand and said happily, "It must be Lao Wang who bought sanitary napkins and underwear for you and came back."
Seeing the back of Mr. Ning hurriedly running to open the door, Tang Momo aimed carefully and made a knife, "Boss, please help me put on my underwear later! That thing looks very complicated in structure!"
Mr. Ning staggered.
Tang Momo smiled, ha, right on target!
Don't argue with a reporter, why do unscrupulous bosses always understand such a simple matter?
Mr. Ning quickly opened the door.
Standing outside the door were his parents.
"Crack!" Mr. Ning closed the door.
"Click", the door was opened again.
Ning's mother happily held up the key, "Xiaobao, how do you know that mother has the key here? I asked the administrator to give it to me."
But Ning's father frowned, "What's the matter? What are you doing in hiding? Are you doing some shady business!" He said, pushing Boss Ning away and walking into the room.
The room was clean and tidy, and a young girl was eating watermelon on the table in the dining room.Seeing Papa Ning coming in, she spat out a mouthful of watermelon seeds in surprise.
"Who are you?" Papa Ning frowned. He scrutinized the girl's face in front of him carefully, took out a photo from his pocket with some hesitation, and kept looking back and forth between the girl and the person in the photo, "You are Tang Mo Mo's sister?"
Tang Momo hurriedly wiped his mouth and got up to say hello, "Hi, uncle, I'm the boss's roommate. I'm..."
"You! It's you! How did you become like this!" Mother Ning, who was a step late, exclaimed. She stepped forward two steps and grabbed Tang Momo's towering chest.
Mr. Ning: "..."
Papa Ning: "..."
Tang Momo: "..."
"It's real!" Mother Ning covered her mouth, took two steps back, and said in disbelief, "How could it be! These breasts are actually real!"
"What?" Papa Ning didn't understand the situation.
"He, this child!" Mother Ning's eyes were moist, "This child is Xiaobao's boyfriend Tang Momo!"
"But this is obviously a girl?"
"Don't you understand yet? This kid did it for Xiaobao, went for sex reassignment surgery!"
"Boom" with a loud noise.
There was a sudden thunder outside, and then it rained heavily.
Ning's mother said with emotion: "What a silly child! Even if you are a man, so what? As long as Xiaobao likes our parents, how can we object? What's more, you are born with good luck. Xiaobao chased you. He is lucky in his third life! Child, it must be very painful to see you have such a big prosthesis installed, right?"
"I..." Tang Momo opened his mouth.
"Is this true?" Papa Ning stared at Mr. Ning, but Mr. Ning turned away without saying a word. "You, you are really mad! Even if you like men, so what? At most, your grandfather and I will beat you up dozens of times! Why do you let others have this kind of operation? Look, it's okay The boy has now become a girl! How painful it is to cut it with a knife! She was also raised by her parents hard, Ning Wuliang, please give me a good reflection!"
After finishing speaking, Ning's father looked at Tang Momo, was silent for a while, and then said: "Let's go home with Wuliang for dinner on weekends."
"I... didn't cut..." Tang Momo opened his mouth, feeling that there were too many things to complain about, and he only had time to say this key sentence.
Ning's mother breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, it's not cut? It's fine if it's not cut."
Father Ning stared at Mr. Ning fiercely, and snorted coldly.
"Mom, don't worry, he will return to his original appearance." Mr. Ning put his arm around Tang Momo's shoulder.
"That's good, that's good." Mother Ning wiped her sweat.
As the scene was extremely embarrassing, the two elders left quickly.
When we were saying goodbye at the door, the elevator suddenly opened.
The driver, Lao Wang, appeared at the door of the elevator with a bunch of things in his arms. A huge box blocked his view. Hearing Mr. Ning's voice, Lao Wang was very happy and began to show his merits.
"Boss, I bought [-] packs for you for night and day use. And underwear, you just made a gesture and said it was the size of a cantaloupe, so I bought the biggest one and came back. I don't know if it fits or not." The old man Wang put the things on the ground and wiped his sweat, only then did he see a group of people standing at the door.
"Ah, the master and wife are here too, hahaha, hahaha. You guys talk slowly, I'll take a step first."
Lao Wang retreated into the elevator and disappeared from everyone's sight.
"..."
An hour later, the TV remote finally couldn't bear Mr. Ning's weight and broke.
Mr. Ning quickly rolled to the side and relaxed all the muscles in his body.
Knee, it really hurts.
"Tang Momo, bring me some ice cubes." Mr. Ning kept kneeling and lay on his side on the floor.
Tang Momo squatted on a chair not far away with his back facing him, looking like he was covered by dark clouds.
"Boss, I hate you."
"We'll get married when you're better."
"Don't try to fool around with marriage!"
"Do you prefer a Chinese wedding or a Western wedding?"
"Go to hell!" Tang Momo threw the ice cube over.
After a stormy night, the next few days were a little calmer.
Sure enough, as Boss Ning said, Tang Momo is slowly recovering.From E to D to C, it only took 24 hours.Tang Momo was pleasantly surprised to find that with the disappearance of his femininity, his masculinity returned. (It grows out a bit...)
Mr. Ning took three days off to stay at home with Tang Momo.Although they didn't sleep together at night, they have basically been inseparable since morning.
Apart from the pure emotional attraction at the beginning, Tang Momo was surprised to find that he and Boss Ning were also unexpectedly in tune with each other in life.
For example, both of them are the kind of people who like spoilers and complaints while watching TV. While watching TV, they complained one sentence at a time, and they couldn't be more happy. (At this time, if other people watch TV with them, they must want to beat them both to death.)
And once they see food shows, the two of them will have a whimsy and go to make some new food together.
Fried lettuce, salt and pepper tomatoes were invented by them.
"Hahaha, it's so interesting." Tang Momo touched his stomach and laughed, "Try pork belly mixed with sugar next time."
Mr. Ning took out a handful of Jianweixiaoshi tablets and gave half of them to Tang Momo. "It's very interesting. I have new ideas. What do you think of ice cream barbecue sauce?"
"Genius! You are such a genius!" Tang Momo's eyes lit up, and he put his arms around Mr. Ning's neck, "I think we are in perfect harmony."
Mr. Ning put his arms around his waist, "Isn't it an unexpected surprise? Your waist is a little thicker, at most the day after tomorrow, you will fully recover." He leaned close to Tang Momo's ear, lowered the volume, He whispered, "Guess what I want to do with you tonight?"
Tang Momo kissed the corner of Mr. Xia Ning's mouth, "We should think about going together, the atmosphere is so good at night, of course we are watching horror movies!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, and spoke at the same time.
"The Texas Woodsaw Massacre!"
"The chainsaw scares the soul!"
Both of them were stunned. Mr. Ning coughed dryly, "The tacit understanding still needs to be cultivated, but at least we really want to watch horror movies at night."
Tang Momo narrowed his eyes, "You actually like watching purely violent horror movies like Texas Woodsaw Massacre, tsk tsk, your taste needs to be improved!"
"Heh!" Mr. Ning retorted, "Don't you understand the aesthetics of violence? It's better than your favorite chainsaw horror movies that seem scary but actually want to talk about some truths about life!"
At this time in remote Antarctica, countless ships are drifting at sea.
Groups of penguins stood on the ice not far away, staring intently at the direction of the ships.
Suddenly, the north wind suddenly picked up, and one of the boats was caught off guard and hit the nearby iceberg.
The penguins cheered.
"You bastard human's love boat hit the rocks!" The Penguin King shouted happily, "You bastard human beings, I don't know when it will start, but Antarctica is full of boats released by you! There are friendship boats and love boats! I wish you all hit the rocks! Iceberg! Turn it over if you say so!"
☆, first visit
"Don't be nervous." Mr. Ning's movements were very gentle, "Relax."
Tang Momo took a few deep breaths, "I'm still very nervous. Can we... next time?"
"Don't be afraid, you will always be nervous the first time." Mr. Ning and Tang Momo clasped their fingers together, "Once you go in, you will get used to everything else. I think as long as you come here a few more times in the future, you will like this place." sort of thing."
It seems that there is really no way to hide.
Tang Momo made up his mind, "Come on!" Sooner or later, this happens.
Mr. Ning asked Tang Momo one last time, "If you agree, you can't regret it anymore. Have you considered it?"
"Well!" Tang Momo said firmly.
Mr. Ning caressed Tang Momo's hair affectionately, and dropped a kiss on his cheek, "I will take responsibility for you." After finishing speaking, he exerted force suddenly.
Pushing open the door in front of the two of them.
"You are here!" Ning's mother said in surprise inside the door.
She looked at Tang Momo, who had regained her manly body, and was slightly taken aback, "Xiao Mo, sit down and rest quickly. It's the same when you come back after the wound is healed. You are too honest a child, his father asked you to come today, you Is it really here today? Rehabilitation is the most important thing, so hurry up and rest."
"...Thank you, Auntie." Tang Momo handed over the fruit they bought.
"We'll have to wait a while for the meal, you'll treat it like you're at home." After finishing speaking, Mother Ning went to the kitchen to check on the progress of lunch.
Mr. Ning dragged Tang Momo into the big living room inside.
In the living room, Father Ning was playing chess with an old man.
Although the old man was getting older, his back was still straight, and his face was seven or eight points similar to that of Ning's father.He was wearing a dark red Chinese tunic suit, and was sitting face to face with Ning's father, who was wearing pink casual clothes.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the old man raised his head, and he looked Tang Momo up and down.
"Are you the little Mo they said?"
"Grandpa, hello."
"Come and watch us play chess." Grandpa Ning beckoned to Tang Momo.
Tang Momo's heart skipped a beat. He didn't know chess.
"Their level of chess is very different, you just pretend to praise a few words." Mr. Ning patted Tang Momo on the shoulder.
Papa Ning: "You bastard!"
Grandpa Ning: "They are all your bastard children!"
Tang Momo: "..."
Overall, it was a relatively easy meeting with parents.
Because it was too relaxed, Tang Momo was very confused.The Ning family seemed to accept him suddenly, this kind of attitude is really weird.Tang Momo still remembers that when she heard that Mr. Ning had a boyfriend, Mother Ning fainted directly.
If it was because they misunderstood that he was doing surgery for Mr. Ning, and they were moved to accept him, Tang Momo felt that this kind of reason was completely nonsense.After thinking about it, he felt that there were some clues in what Ning's mother once said, "Besides, you are born with good luck. Xiaobao is lucky to catch up with you!"
These words played repeatedly in Tang Momo's mind. Tang Momo had already been prepared for the Ning family to find someone to check him.But is it really because of his good fortune that the whole family is in favor of Mr. Ning, the only son, dating him?
A series of question marks popped up in Tang Momo's mind.
I always feel that it will not be so simple.
Therefore, the more enthusiastic the seniors of the Ning family were, the more careful he was.
Perhaps in the novel, there will be elders who will give blessings to their children who come out of the closet.But this is real life, and there are still a lot of people who don't want to accept it.Tang Momo thought a lot while eating, for fear that this was a grand banquet.
Maybe, as soon as they finished eating, a bunch of strong men would appear from the door.They knocked Mr. Ning unconscious and locked him into the house.And if Tang Momo didn't leave obediently after taking the breakup fee, and still dreamed of entering a wealthy family, then I'm sorry!Our Shenzhen is a coastal city, so it would be very convenient to bind hands and feet and throw it into the sea.
However, he was wrong.
This meal was exhausted, and the whole family, including Grandpa Ning, seemed quite satisfied with him.
Tang Momo was even more confused.
This unscientific!
Mr. Ning saw his uneasiness, and touched his thigh under the table, "Don't worry, just do as you usually do."
There was no tablecloth on the table, and Father Ning, who was sitting next to Mr. Ning, was not blind either.
Papa Ning, who couldn't get used to young people being so menglang, roared angrily, "You're touching your ass!"
Grandpa Ning was taken aback, and stared at Papa Ning, "You are not allowed to swear when you eat! Ning Quode, it's Xiao Mo's first visit, you should be careful as an elder!"
Tang Momo: "..."
After training Father Ning, Grandpa Ning touched his beard and said to Tang Momo with a smile: "Xiao Mo, have you noticed that our Ning family's names are very special."
Tang Momo: "They are all unique!"
The father is called Kuide, the son is called Wuliang, and the relative is called Xiaogou.
It's such a unique and unique name.
"There are actually some allusions to this." Grandpa Ning stroked his beard again, "You should have heard from Wuliang that our family's luck has been very bad in the past dynasties. In layman's terms, it's bad luck."
"He said so."
"So, our family has a very good relationship with the Kong family of Shensuan. Although our family name is not good, it is calculated carefully for us by Shensuan, the head of the Confucian family. For example, my grandfather's name is Ning Zhugou, My father's name is Ning Qinshou. My name is better. It's called Ning treacherous, hahahaha. You should know the unscrupulous name. His father is Ning Quode." The treacherous grandfather looked at Tang Momo, "Is it feeling Is it amazing?"
"A bit."
It must be very painful to be given this kind of name, isn't that magician really cheating you?
"This is actually very fun. Like when I was in charge of Fortune, the people below called me a treacherous boss! Every time I heard it, I wanted to laugh. When it comes to my son, the people below call him a wicked boss. It's a pity, a pity, Wuliang has no sense of humor, so he insists that his name not be exposed, let everyone call him Mr. Ning, tsk tsk, Mr. Ning, it sounds so boring. The employees must be unhappy, and they can't publicly scold the boss. How can this enhance luck What about the centripetal force of our employees?"
Tang Momo thought about it carefully and found that it really made sense.
If the boss is called unscrupulous or something, the employees must be very happy.
Think about it when everyone goes to work every day, and the warm greetings to the boss are like this: Good morning, wicked boss, good evening, wicked boss, you also come to the toilet, wicked boss?
The cohesion of the company's employees must be super strong.
The meal was finished soon. Grandpa Ning seemed to have something to say to Tang Momo, so he called him to the study alone.
Is there going to be a showdown?
Tang Momo stood up, feeling a little uneasy.
Mr. Ning gave him something
"Love...interest..." Young Master Lu's momentary sluggishness allowed Qin Zheng to find a flaw, pull him off the door frame, and throw him on the sofa.Young Master Lu rolled on the sofa, grabbed the pillow next to him, clamped his legs tightly, and vowed to defend his chastity to the death.
"Do you think this is useful?" Qin Zheng closed the door calmly and looked at him with folded arms.
Young Master Lu tried to shrink his whole body behind the pillow, "It's useful! And..." He paused, "I'm afraid of pain!"
Qin Zheng asked with great interest, "Who told you it would hurt, it won't hurt at all!"
"Fart, of course you won't be in pain!" Young Master Lu said angrily, "I checked a lot of information after I came back. I've watched comics, books, and practical adult video tutorials! Obviously it will hurt the first time , If you encounter someone with poor skills, you will have to go to the hospital if it is serious! No matter how good you say, surnamed Ning, it’s useless, I won’t be fooled.”
"Wait a minute." Qin Zheng laughed, "Actually, I was just joking when I said that I wanted to make a promise with my body."
"Really?" Young Master Lu stuck out his neck.
"In Ruitu, I told you very clearly. Unless you agree, we will have further development, and I will never force you." Qin Zheng sat down, and he patted Young Master Lu's legs "I was so angry just now. If you don't want to come out, just say so. There's no need to lie to me. You even found a girl to go shopping."
Young Master Lu looked at him, "I'm serious about reasoning with you", and felt a little relaxed, "I, I don't know what's wrong with me. In my original life plan, I should find a soft girl In love, but, you are too far from a soft girl."
"So you started avoiding me? And quickly found a girl on a date?"
Young Master Lu sighed, "You really won't force me? I said, if I can't accept being with you in my life, you won't force me either."
Qin Zheng nodded, "I keep my word."
Young Master Lu, who knew Qin Zheng to a certain extent, felt relieved after hearing this.He let go of the pillow, sat up straight, and heard Qin Zheng speak slowly.
"I'm a little curious."
"what?"
"You said no, but actually secretly read comic books and live-action movies, what do you think? There is also the question of whether it hurts or not. Young master, I didn't do anything, and you automatically put yourself Substituted into the bottom? Have you ever secretly thought, what will happen if we really go to bed?" Qin Zheng smiled, "In your fantasy, am I very powerful? You are here How many times? Did you end up going to the toilet to solve it? Were you thinking of me when you solved it by yourself?"
"Boom!"
Master Lu exploded on the spot.
The author has something to say: Do you still remember that Qin Zheng used the pseudonym "Ning Yuanxing" to Young Master Lu.
☆, turn around
What does it feel like after death?
Nothingness, the whole person is as light as air.The surroundings seem to be in the vast starry sky, with beautiful stars shining in various colors.
Young Master Lu thinks this is not bad.
He died of shame.
After Qin Zheng finished speaking, he exploded on the spot.
With that kind of violent explosion, he died instantly without pain.In this way, Young Master Lu came to the world of death.This place is completely different from what he imagined.
He looked at the large white ball of light in front of him with some fear.
"You...are you the main god?" Young Master Lu asked with luck, don't be the main god!
With his mind and physical fitness, if he is thrown into the world of reincarnation by the main god, he will basically not be able to break through the first world.After all, according to the settings of various infinite worlds, 90.00% of the first world is fighting zombies.
"Sir, did you order B set meal too?" asked the Lord God.
"Package B?"
"Yes, set meal B is a medium glass of frozen Coke, fried chicken nuggets with black pepper, kebabs with black pepper, melon seeds with black pepper, and special black pepper watermelon." The Lord God paused, "Your friend ordered set meal A, It is more cost-effective to suggest that you split up."
Qin Zheng's voice drifted over, "He likes to eat black pepper, so order B set meal."
The Lord God nodded and drifted away.
"I... I'm not dead?" Young Master Lu's eyes began to focus.The boundless night becomes the wall of KTV, and the beautiful stars become lights of various colors.And the big white ball of light that he thought was the main god turned into a light bulb mask on the waiter's face.
Seeing his own mask startled Young Master Lu, the waiter showed a satisfied smile, and floated away with the order.
"..." Young Master Lu found himself lying on the sofa, while Qin Zheng was lighting a song on the screen in front of him.
After hearing Young Master Lu's question, Qin Zheng looked back at him carefully, "You just fainted! I really convinced you. Has no one molested you before? I just said one thing, and you blushed It's like something, after humming a few words, I just fainted!"
It's a shame!
Young Master Lu didn't know what to say for a while, but Qin Zheng saw his embarrassment and thoughtfully helped him change the subject. "Aren't you going to the bathroom?"
"bathroom?"
"Yeah, didn't you just go to the bathroom before we met? I think you were in a hurry. We talked for a long time, and you fainted for a long time. Do you really not need to go?"
The urge to urinate poured out uncontrollably, Young Master Lu immediately opened the door and ran towards the toilet.
Standing in the toilet cubicle, Young Master Lu couldn't help but smile.
Ning Yuan Xing, Ning Yuan Xing, Ning Yuan Xing, hehehe.
It's great that the people I like also like me!
Just as Young Master Lu was giggling, two more people came in from outside the toilet.
"Hey, Brother Zheng is finally going to settle down this time." One of them said while washing his hands, "Look at how anxious he is this time. I think he cares about that little brother."
"Naive! Too naive! Brother Zheng is just playing around."
"No way? After being with this guy, Brother Zheng never went to a bar to play. Think about it, what happened in the past? This is the first time Brother Zheng has been so serious about a person. I think we have to Red envelopes are ready."
Young master Lu's nature of gossip erupted, and he pricked up his ears.This man named Brother Zheng seemed to be a flamboyant young man in the past, but recently he met someone and settled down.
"Ha, you don't know that. Brother Zheng said it himself, he dumped him after he was going to get someone into bed!"
"impossible!"
"How is it impossible? Brother Zheng told me when we were out drinking when they were not together. He said that the boy had a good face, but he was scolded by the big boss. He wanted to catch him To take revenge on that kid, he didn't even tell anyone his real name! Although Brother Zheng was drunk at the time, as the saying goes, he speaks the truth after drinking!"
"Hey, tsk tsk, there's another sad person. But, isn't it true that brother Zheng drank too much and talked nonsense?"
"Go, go, why are you arguing with me, brat!"
"It hurts, don't hit your head!"
After washing their hands, the two went out again after arguing.
After the two left, Young Master Lu shook his head and came out of the cubicle.Scumbag, this guy named Brother Zheng is really a scumbag!I really don't know who he fell in love with, so unlucky!Young Master Lu has seen such plots in novels and TV dramas in the past, and he thought it was bloody, but he didn't expect it to happen in real life!
After washing his hands, he pulled out two paper towels to dry them.
If this is in a novel, there are nine out of ten [Py]nines in the following plot that the scumbag wakes up after hurting someone, and finally finds out that he really loves him.Then they pursued again, the two fell in love and killed each other for several rounds, interspersed with the pregnant fiancée who suddenly popped out of the car accident and amnesia!
For a plot like this, the author will not stop until he writes a hundred and eighty chapters to deceive the tears and money of innocent and kind readers.
Young Master Lu walked leisurely to the box.
There were two people standing at the door, listening respectfully to what Ning Yuanxing had to say.
Young Master Lu didn't want to get involved in Ning Yuanhang's business affairs, so he hurriedly hid in the corner of a wall while the other party didn't notice him.
"Thank you for your hard work today, take these two red envelopes to the bar." This is Ning Yuanxing's voice.
"Thank you Brother Zheng." The voice heard in the toilet sounded.
Brother Zheng!
Ning Yuanxing is that brother Zheng?
And isn't he the fool who was deceived?
Young Master Lu felt that the blood in his whole body was congealed.
On the other hand, Mr. Ning rushed home in a hurry.He opened the door and rushed into the house without even having time to change his shoes. "Tang Momo, are you okay? Why don't you answer the phone? You What are you doing?"
Mr. Ning's voice became quieter, because he saw that Tang Momo was shrinking on the bed.
A pile of clothes was thrown on the floor, and Mr. Ning saw the underpants with sharp eyes.
He swallowed.
"What's wrong with you?" Mr. Ning asked, but he felt that he was really the happiest person in the world!Look, as soon as he confessed his love, Tang Momo took off his clothes and hid in the sheets to give him a surprise after get off work.
Heartbeat, unknowingly accelerated!
Tang Momo's eyes looked over the sheets to Mr. Ning.
watery.
"Boss, something strange happened to me."
"What strange thing?" Mr. Ning held his breath.Next, Tang Momo should take off the bed sheet in front of him, meet him frankly, then take his hand and put it on Tang Momo's heart, and say, "It's strange here", and then... .. Mr. Ning's body became hot.
After the first confession, [beep] directly!
So classic and so romantic!So classic!
Isn't that what Romeo and Juliet is? (He watched the movie version.)
Tang Momo stood up slowly wrapped in the sheets, he took a deep breath, and finally, a decisive expression appeared on his face.Tang Momo let go of his hand, the sheet slowly slipped off, and his body was displayed in front of Mr. Ning.
"Boss, it's strange here..." Tang Momo was so ashamed that he almost cried.
Mr. Ning was completely stunned.
He stared at Tang Momo's body, unable to move for a long time.
Finally, he stretched out his hand tremblingly and poked a certain part of Tang Momo's body.
"What is this?" Mr. Ning asked.
"It's boobs."
"..." Mr. Ning's face began to twitch partially, "Why, does it bulge?"
The camera rotated 180 degrees to Mr. Ning's perspective.
I saw two strange and soft things bulging on Tang Momo's chest, and Mr. Ning didn't have the guts to look at the place below the abdomen.He didn't notice it before, but now he saw that Tang Momo's originally neat short hair had grown to his waist, and the outline of his entire face became softer, and his Adam's apple disappeared.
At this time, Tang Momo, if he put on women's clothes and went out on the street, everyone would think he was a woman.
Mr. Ning immediately wrapped Tang Momo in a sheet, went to the kitchen to wash his eyes, poured a cup of hot water and brought it back to Tang Momo. After Tang Momo's mood stabilized, he asked, "What's going on?" thing?"
Tang Momo's voice became softer, and he said angrily, "It's the Konoha forehead guard! I received the package from him! The contents of the package made me faint. When I wake up, I will become It's like this! Boss! What should I do? I won't always be a woman, will I?"
"No, he doesn't have that much power." Mr. Ning hugged Tang Momo tightly and comforted him, "This should be a prank. According to the interview contract, he can't hurt you, so he used pranks to make you uncomfortable For a while. Our world is far away from Hokage's world, his power won't last, and you can change back in a day or two at most."
Hearing this, Tang Momo felt relieved, "Boss, what I'm most worried about now is whether I should buy some sanitary napkins and prepare them."
Mr. Ning trembled all over, and he was a little uncertain, "I don't know, I'll send the driver Lao Wang to buy some boxes for you later."
"Hey......"
"Hey......"
The two sighed at the same time.
"Boss, I don't dare to lower my head now. I can see everything when I lower my head." Tang Momo felt that his thinking had also been affected to a certain extent, and he became more sensitive than before.
"Don't worry, I'll send the driver, Old Wang, to buy a few dozen underwear." Mr. Ning recalled the scene he saw just now, and remembered an important thing.
"Tang Momo, where's your little brother?"
Tang Momo's eyes turned red instantly.
"Little brother, he... is gone!"
With a sound of "wow", Tang Momo finally cried out.
The author has something to say: Driver Lao Wang: What did I do wrong?
Don't worry everyone, it will grow out...
☆ Whose heart does the moon represent?
"Why have you been there for so long?" Qin Zheng kowtowed the melon seeds, but when he turned his head to look, he was startled.He quickly pulled Young Master Lu to his side, "What's wrong? Who messed with you? Your eyes are so red!"
"It's a bastard." Young Master Lu looked down at the ground.
Qin Zheng immediately stood up, "Where is the man! I'll teach him a lesson!"
"No, he...is gone." Sitting on the sofa, Young Master Lu watched the song Qin Zheng ordered on the big screen. It was a classic love song.
Qin Zheng wrapped some ice cubes and put them on Young Master Lu's eyes, "Is it better?"
Young Master Lu didn't speak.
Seeing his depressed state, Qin Zheng squeezed his face, "Sing a song for you."
The soothing sound of music sounded in the private room, Qin Zheng's voice was pleasant, and she seemed to be more affectionate when she sang.
"You asked me how deeply I love you, how much I love you. My love is true, my love is true, and the moon represents my heart." The age-old love song still has the power to confuse people.After the song was over, Qin Zheng moved up to young master Lu and sighed, "What's wrong with you today, young master?" While saying that, he wiped away the tears from the corners of young master Lu's eyes with his hand.
Young Master Lu twitched the corner of his mouth, "You sing so well, it hurts my heart to hear it."
"When did you become so lyrical?" Qin Zheng sat beside him, with his arms on Young Master Lu's shoulders.
"Ning Yuanxing, I just found out today that I really like you." Young Master Lu sighed.
Hearing Ning Yuanxing's name, Qin Zheng paused, "I know, I like you too." He hesitated for a moment, as if he wanted to say something, but seeing Young Master Lu's expression of something wrong, he still didn't say anything .
"No, you don't understand." Young Master Lu opened the distance between the two, looked into Qin Zheng's eyes and said seriously, "Ning Yuanxing, it may be embarrassing to say this, but you are the first person I like .So you are the most special. If someone is exactly like you in the future, with the same voice, appearance, height and weight, but he is not you! In my eyes, he is just a stranger."
Qin Zheng touched Young Master Lu's forehead, "You are so strange today! How did you change from Beijing accent to Qiongyao accent?" Qin Zheng kissed Young Master Lu's face, "And, how can someone be exactly like me? You Don't want to sing, let's go out to get some air?"
Young Master Lu looked at Qin Zheng's face with a complicated expression, "Go to the green forest for a walk, it's good to see the stars there."
"Okay!" Qin Zheng picked up a piece of black pepper watermelon and handed it to Young Master Lu.
Young Master Lu took a bite of the watermelon and sighed softly, "Ning Yuanxing, I hope you don't disappear."
"what?"
"It's nothing, just eat melon."
The two of them were not the only ones eating melons that night. Tang Momo and Mr. Ning were eating melons face to face.
"Hey..." This is the second time Tang Momo sighed. He took a bite of the watermelon angrily, and looked down at his still high chest, "Why haven't you gone down yet?"
"It's estimated that the swelling will slowly subside tomorrow." Mr. Ning elegantly poked a piece of melon with a toothpick, "Actually, don't pay too much attention to it, just treat it as a special life experience."
"..." Why don't you come and experience it!
Tang Momo looked at him resentfully, "Boss, if we sleep now, will I be pregnant?"
Mr. Ning shook his hands, and the melon pieces fell, "Why do you have such a terrible idea?"
Because your laid-back attitude is really annoying!
Tang Momo stood up and continued, "Boss, if I get pregnant, will I keep my current woman's body? Or will I return to a man, but my belly will get bigger every day? What do you think our child's name is?" ? Are you patriarchal? I am so distressed, which university should he go to in the future?"
Mr. Ning retreated steadily, "No, it won't happen."
"Hehe, it's okay even if it happened?" Tang Momo blinked innocently, "Just treat it as a special life experience! Come on, come on, don't you think I'm sick of me because of a little problem with my body? What about 'in sickness or in health'?"
Mr. Ning's face twisted gracefully.
"Ding dong~~ ding dong~"
The sudden ringing of the doorbell saved Mr. Ning's life.
He threw down the toothpick in his hand and said happily, "It must be Lao Wang who bought sanitary napkins and underwear for you and came back."
Seeing the back of Mr. Ning hurriedly running to open the door, Tang Momo aimed carefully and made a knife, "Boss, please help me put on my underwear later! That thing looks very complicated in structure!"
Mr. Ning staggered.
Tang Momo smiled, ha, right on target!
Don't argue with a reporter, why do unscrupulous bosses always understand such a simple matter?
Mr. Ning quickly opened the door.
Standing outside the door were his parents.
"Crack!" Mr. Ning closed the door.
"Click", the door was opened again.
Ning's mother happily held up the key, "Xiaobao, how do you know that mother has the key here? I asked the administrator to give it to me."
But Ning's father frowned, "What's the matter? What are you doing in hiding? Are you doing some shady business!" He said, pushing Boss Ning away and walking into the room.
The room was clean and tidy, and a young girl was eating watermelon on the table in the dining room.Seeing Papa Ning coming in, she spat out a mouthful of watermelon seeds in surprise.
"Who are you?" Papa Ning frowned. He scrutinized the girl's face in front of him carefully, took out a photo from his pocket with some hesitation, and kept looking back and forth between the girl and the person in the photo, "You are Tang Mo Mo's sister?"
Tang Momo hurriedly wiped his mouth and got up to say hello, "Hi, uncle, I'm the boss's roommate. I'm..."
"You! It's you! How did you become like this!" Mother Ning, who was a step late, exclaimed. She stepped forward two steps and grabbed Tang Momo's towering chest.
Mr. Ning: "..."
Papa Ning: "..."
Tang Momo: "..."
"It's real!" Mother Ning covered her mouth, took two steps back, and said in disbelief, "How could it be! These breasts are actually real!"
"What?" Papa Ning didn't understand the situation.
"He, this child!" Mother Ning's eyes were moist, "This child is Xiaobao's boyfriend Tang Momo!"
"But this is obviously a girl?"
"Don't you understand yet? This kid did it for Xiaobao, went for sex reassignment surgery!"
"Boom" with a loud noise.
There was a sudden thunder outside, and then it rained heavily.
Ning's mother said with emotion: "What a silly child! Even if you are a man, so what? As long as Xiaobao likes our parents, how can we object? What's more, you are born with good luck. Xiaobao chased you. He is lucky in his third life! Child, it must be very painful to see you have such a big prosthesis installed, right?"
"I..." Tang Momo opened his mouth.
"Is this true?" Papa Ning stared at Mr. Ning, but Mr. Ning turned away without saying a word. "You, you are really mad! Even if you like men, so what? At most, your grandfather and I will beat you up dozens of times! Why do you let others have this kind of operation? Look, it's okay The boy has now become a girl! How painful it is to cut it with a knife! She was also raised by her parents hard, Ning Wuliang, please give me a good reflection!"
After finishing speaking, Ning's father looked at Tang Momo, was silent for a while, and then said: "Let's go home with Wuliang for dinner on weekends."
"I... didn't cut..." Tang Momo opened his mouth, feeling that there were too many things to complain about, and he only had time to say this key sentence.
Ning's mother breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, it's not cut? It's fine if it's not cut."
Father Ning stared at Mr. Ning fiercely, and snorted coldly.
"Mom, don't worry, he will return to his original appearance." Mr. Ning put his arm around Tang Momo's shoulder.
"That's good, that's good." Mother Ning wiped her sweat.
As the scene was extremely embarrassing, the two elders left quickly.
When we were saying goodbye at the door, the elevator suddenly opened.
The driver, Lao Wang, appeared at the door of the elevator with a bunch of things in his arms. A huge box blocked his view. Hearing Mr. Ning's voice, Lao Wang was very happy and began to show his merits.
"Boss, I bought [-] packs for you for night and day use. And underwear, you just made a gesture and said it was the size of a cantaloupe, so I bought the biggest one and came back. I don't know if it fits or not." The old man Wang put the things on the ground and wiped his sweat, only then did he see a group of people standing at the door.
"Ah, the master and wife are here too, hahaha, hahaha. You guys talk slowly, I'll take a step first."
Lao Wang retreated into the elevator and disappeared from everyone's sight.
"..."
An hour later, the TV remote finally couldn't bear Mr. Ning's weight and broke.
Mr. Ning quickly rolled to the side and relaxed all the muscles in his body.
Knee, it really hurts.
"Tang Momo, bring me some ice cubes." Mr. Ning kept kneeling and lay on his side on the floor.
Tang Momo squatted on a chair not far away with his back facing him, looking like he was covered by dark clouds.
"Boss, I hate you."
"We'll get married when you're better."
"Don't try to fool around with marriage!"
"Do you prefer a Chinese wedding or a Western wedding?"
"Go to hell!" Tang Momo threw the ice cube over.
After a stormy night, the next few days were a little calmer.
Sure enough, as Boss Ning said, Tang Momo is slowly recovering.From E to D to C, it only took 24 hours.Tang Momo was pleasantly surprised to find that with the disappearance of his femininity, his masculinity returned. (It grows out a bit...)
Mr. Ning took three days off to stay at home with Tang Momo.Although they didn't sleep together at night, they have basically been inseparable since morning.
Apart from the pure emotional attraction at the beginning, Tang Momo was surprised to find that he and Boss Ning were also unexpectedly in tune with each other in life.
For example, both of them are the kind of people who like spoilers and complaints while watching TV. While watching TV, they complained one sentence at a time, and they couldn't be more happy. (At this time, if other people watch TV with them, they must want to beat them both to death.)
And once they see food shows, the two of them will have a whimsy and go to make some new food together.
Fried lettuce, salt and pepper tomatoes were invented by them.
"Hahaha, it's so interesting." Tang Momo touched his stomach and laughed, "Try pork belly mixed with sugar next time."
Mr. Ning took out a handful of Jianweixiaoshi tablets and gave half of them to Tang Momo. "It's very interesting. I have new ideas. What do you think of ice cream barbecue sauce?"
"Genius! You are such a genius!" Tang Momo's eyes lit up, and he put his arms around Mr. Ning's neck, "I think we are in perfect harmony."
Mr. Ning put his arms around his waist, "Isn't it an unexpected surprise? Your waist is a little thicker, at most the day after tomorrow, you will fully recover." He leaned close to Tang Momo's ear, lowered the volume, He whispered, "Guess what I want to do with you tonight?"
Tang Momo kissed the corner of Mr. Xia Ning's mouth, "We should think about going together, the atmosphere is so good at night, of course we are watching horror movies!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, and spoke at the same time.
"The Texas Woodsaw Massacre!"
"The chainsaw scares the soul!"
Both of them were stunned. Mr. Ning coughed dryly, "The tacit understanding still needs to be cultivated, but at least we really want to watch horror movies at night."
Tang Momo narrowed his eyes, "You actually like watching purely violent horror movies like Texas Woodsaw Massacre, tsk tsk, your taste needs to be improved!"
"Heh!" Mr. Ning retorted, "Don't you understand the aesthetics of violence? It's better than your favorite chainsaw horror movies that seem scary but actually want to talk about some truths about life!"
At this time in remote Antarctica, countless ships are drifting at sea.
Groups of penguins stood on the ice not far away, staring intently at the direction of the ships.
Suddenly, the north wind suddenly picked up, and one of the boats was caught off guard and hit the nearby iceberg.
The penguins cheered.
"You bastard human's love boat hit the rocks!" The Penguin King shouted happily, "You bastard human beings, I don't know when it will start, but Antarctica is full of boats released by you! There are friendship boats and love boats! I wish you all hit the rocks! Iceberg! Turn it over if you say so!"
☆, first visit
"Don't be nervous." Mr. Ning's movements were very gentle, "Relax."
Tang Momo took a few deep breaths, "I'm still very nervous. Can we... next time?"
"Don't be afraid, you will always be nervous the first time." Mr. Ning and Tang Momo clasped their fingers together, "Once you go in, you will get used to everything else. I think as long as you come here a few more times in the future, you will like this place." sort of thing."
It seems that there is really no way to hide.
Tang Momo made up his mind, "Come on!" Sooner or later, this happens.
Mr. Ning asked Tang Momo one last time, "If you agree, you can't regret it anymore. Have you considered it?"
"Well!" Tang Momo said firmly.
Mr. Ning caressed Tang Momo's hair affectionately, and dropped a kiss on his cheek, "I will take responsibility for you." After finishing speaking, he exerted force suddenly.
Pushing open the door in front of the two of them.
"You are here!" Ning's mother said in surprise inside the door.
She looked at Tang Momo, who had regained her manly body, and was slightly taken aback, "Xiao Mo, sit down and rest quickly. It's the same when you come back after the wound is healed. You are too honest a child, his father asked you to come today, you Is it really here today? Rehabilitation is the most important thing, so hurry up and rest."
"...Thank you, Auntie." Tang Momo handed over the fruit they bought.
"We'll have to wait a while for the meal, you'll treat it like you're at home." After finishing speaking, Mother Ning went to the kitchen to check on the progress of lunch.
Mr. Ning dragged Tang Momo into the big living room inside.
In the living room, Father Ning was playing chess with an old man.
Although the old man was getting older, his back was still straight, and his face was seven or eight points similar to that of Ning's father.He was wearing a dark red Chinese tunic suit, and was sitting face to face with Ning's father, who was wearing pink casual clothes.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, the old man raised his head, and he looked Tang Momo up and down.
"Are you the little Mo they said?"
"Grandpa, hello."
"Come and watch us play chess." Grandpa Ning beckoned to Tang Momo.
Tang Momo's heart skipped a beat. He didn't know chess.
"Their level of chess is very different, you just pretend to praise a few words." Mr. Ning patted Tang Momo on the shoulder.
Papa Ning: "You bastard!"
Grandpa Ning: "They are all your bastard children!"
Tang Momo: "..."
Overall, it was a relatively easy meeting with parents.
Because it was too relaxed, Tang Momo was very confused.The Ning family seemed to accept him suddenly, this kind of attitude is really weird.Tang Momo still remembers that when she heard that Mr. Ning had a boyfriend, Mother Ning fainted directly.
If it was because they misunderstood that he was doing surgery for Mr. Ning, and they were moved to accept him, Tang Momo felt that this kind of reason was completely nonsense.After thinking about it, he felt that there were some clues in what Ning's mother once said, "Besides, you are born with good luck. Xiaobao is lucky to catch up with you!"
These words played repeatedly in Tang Momo's mind. Tang Momo had already been prepared for the Ning family to find someone to check him.But is it really because of his good fortune that the whole family is in favor of Mr. Ning, the only son, dating him?
A series of question marks popped up in Tang Momo's mind.
I always feel that it will not be so simple.
Therefore, the more enthusiastic the seniors of the Ning family were, the more careful he was.
Perhaps in the novel, there will be elders who will give blessings to their children who come out of the closet.But this is real life, and there are still a lot of people who don't want to accept it.Tang Momo thought a lot while eating, for fear that this was a grand banquet.
Maybe, as soon as they finished eating, a bunch of strong men would appear from the door.They knocked Mr. Ning unconscious and locked him into the house.And if Tang Momo didn't leave obediently after taking the breakup fee, and still dreamed of entering a wealthy family, then I'm sorry!Our Shenzhen is a coastal city, so it would be very convenient to bind hands and feet and throw it into the sea.
However, he was wrong.
This meal was exhausted, and the whole family, including Grandpa Ning, seemed quite satisfied with him.
Tang Momo was even more confused.
This unscientific!
Mr. Ning saw his uneasiness, and touched his thigh under the table, "Don't worry, just do as you usually do."
There was no tablecloth on the table, and Father Ning, who was sitting next to Mr. Ning, was not blind either.
Papa Ning, who couldn't get used to young people being so menglang, roared angrily, "You're touching your ass!"
Grandpa Ning was taken aback, and stared at Papa Ning, "You are not allowed to swear when you eat! Ning Quode, it's Xiao Mo's first visit, you should be careful as an elder!"
Tang Momo: "..."
After training Father Ning, Grandpa Ning touched his beard and said to Tang Momo with a smile: "Xiao Mo, have you noticed that our Ning family's names are very special."
Tang Momo: "They are all unique!"
The father is called Kuide, the son is called Wuliang, and the relative is called Xiaogou.
It's such a unique and unique name.
"There are actually some allusions to this." Grandpa Ning stroked his beard again, "You should have heard from Wuliang that our family's luck has been very bad in the past dynasties. In layman's terms, it's bad luck."
"He said so."
"So, our family has a very good relationship with the Kong family of Shensuan. Although our family name is not good, it is calculated carefully for us by Shensuan, the head of the Confucian family. For example, my grandfather's name is Ning Zhugou, My father's name is Ning Qinshou. My name is better. It's called Ning treacherous, hahahaha. You should know the unscrupulous name. His father is Ning Quode." The treacherous grandfather looked at Tang Momo, "Is it feeling Is it amazing?"
"A bit."
It must be very painful to be given this kind of name, isn't that magician really cheating you?
"This is actually very fun. Like when I was in charge of Fortune, the people below called me a treacherous boss! Every time I heard it, I wanted to laugh. When it comes to my son, the people below call him a wicked boss. It's a pity, a pity, Wuliang has no sense of humor, so he insists that his name not be exposed, let everyone call him Mr. Ning, tsk tsk, Mr. Ning, it sounds so boring. The employees must be unhappy, and they can't publicly scold the boss. How can this enhance luck What about the centripetal force of our employees?"
Tang Momo thought about it carefully and found that it really made sense.
If the boss is called unscrupulous or something, the employees must be very happy.
Think about it when everyone goes to work every day, and the warm greetings to the boss are like this: Good morning, wicked boss, good evening, wicked boss, you also come to the toilet, wicked boss?
The cohesion of the company's employees must be super strong.
The meal was finished soon. Grandpa Ning seemed to have something to say to Tang Momo, so he called him to the study alone.
Is there going to be a showdown?
Tang Momo stood up, feeling a little uneasy.
Mr. Ning gave him something
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