human being
Chapter 1 should be shorter, so the author tried hard to cut it in half, please come and praise me~
He moved his hand, as if he wanted to grab the cosmic dust into his hand.When his hand was about to pass over the door frame, an invisible transparent film blocked his movement, as if to remind him, a slight numbness came from the place where his fingers touched the film.
What is this... legendary enchantment-like thing?
Tang Momo was not disappointed when he was blocked from moving. It is only natural that this kind of thing appeared.
After the interview, Tang Momo had a guess in his mind. The world where Thunder Hammer lives is not connected with their world. The only thing that can be related to their world is probably the newspaper that Mr. Ning said.Tang Momo guessed that it was definitely not an ordinary newspaper, and the content of the report was also limited, and some advanced things could not be revealed.For example, when interviewing Lei Hammer this time, the report must be based on the time period of Lei Hammer's current world, and things beyond that time period cannot be reported.
Also, this barrier-like transparent membrane should be very powerful.
Mr. Ning mentioned that they have a lot of interview clients, and it is not guaranteed that any client will start to invade other worlds. If there is more powerful force, it will be even more dangerous.This film is a kind of protection, and there are other things that he can't figure out. Tang Momo believes that as he interviews more and more subjects, one day he will safely understand the mystery.
Thinking of this, he stopped struggling and closed the door.
After opening it again, it was Mr. Ning's office outside.At this time, Mr. Ning was sitting at the table, looking at a book intently, and when he heard the movement, he turned around and saw Tang Momo.
"What are you doing?" Mr. Ning stood up and asked Tang Momo condescendingly.
It took Tang Momo a while before he managed to squeeze out a voice from his lips: "I was... shocked again."
damn it!He was electrocuted again!
When the Thunder Hammer left just now, it was the handle that was twisted by the hand formed by the condensed electric current.The electric current was very strong, for some reason, it gathered on the metal handle for a long time, and when Tang Momo closed the door and opened it again, he was shocked severely.Different from being electrocuted at the beginning, that time under the control of the thunder hammer, there was also a half-joking element. Although Tang Momo's clothes were burnt by the electric shock, he was not actually injured.
No one controlled the current this time, but it was actually electrified.If Tang Momo hadn't signed the contract and the interview room protected him, maybe he would have died heroically at this time.
Tang Momo's whole body was numb and painful, and he heard Mr. Ning ask: "Will you be punished for offending Mr. Lei Hammer?"
"No... the interview... went well, huh, this is... an accident!"
After saying this, Tang Momo heard Mr. Ning obviously heaving a sigh of relief.
He saw Mr. Ning's well-made leather shoes move away from him, walked to the desk, sat down firmly, and remained silent.Tang Momo looked up with difficulty, and saw Mr. Ning sitting back on the comfortable office chair, leisurely raised the book and continued to read.
who!
who! !
frenzied!Do not save ah ah ah ah!
He turned a blind eye to his dying subordinates, and didn't even bother to call an ambulance!If you don't want to save me, you can call Secretary Qin, I'm willing to let her carry you to the hospital!Tang Momo endured the pain and said intermittently: "Old...boss, help...help!"
"Oh, I can't get in." Mr. Ning looked up at Tang Momo, "You won't die inside, you'll be fine in a while." After speaking, he continued to bow his head and wander in the ocean of books.Tang Momo looked at the cover of the book, which read "Modern Economics Treatise" in serious characters, and burst into tears immediately.
Lying on the carpet for a while, Tang Momo also discovered some mysteries. His injury seemed to be recovering slowly.It used to be painful even with a slight breath, but now it's no problem to kick hard.However, the speed of recovery is a bit slow, maybe it will not be strong enough to stand up until tomorrow.
"Can you raise your head?" Mr. Ning's voice rang above his head again.
Tang Momo looked up and saw Mr. Ning standing outside the door with a small plate in his hand.There seemed to be some kind of fruit on the plate. Seeing Tang Momo looking up, Mr. Ning carefully squeezed out a fruit, pointed at Tang Momo and said, "Open your mouth."
"..." Tang Momo ignored him and continued to lie down.
Ma Dan, it's fine if you don't save me, do you still treat me as a pet to feed and play with?Curse your underwear fading never wash off!
"Mr. Lei Hammer just mailed it over. He said he forgot to remind you when he left, don't touch the doorknob for now." While talking, Mr. Ning held up the fruit, "Xiangong's special product has healing effects , will speed up your wound healing. If you don’t eat it, I’ll eat it myself.”
"Boss, I'll eat!" Tang Momo immediately looked up, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Mr. Ning eagerly.
Mr. Ning held the fruit, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he threw it at Tang Momo's mouth.The aim was a bit off. Tang Momo tilted his head and grabbed the fruit that almost fell on the carpet. Before he could eat it, he opened his mouth again to Mr. Ning, which meant clearly - another one.
After Mr. Ning lost another one, he refused to feed Tang Momo again.
"Mr. Lei Hammer has explained, just eat two at a time. Any more will be harmful to you." Seeing that Mr. Ning mercilessly took away the rest of the fruit, Tang Momo had no choice but to sit quietly. Lie down, and slowly began to taste the so-called Asgard fruit.
This fruit is very similar to cherries on the earth. There is a red fruit attached to a long and thin stem. It even tastes the same, but there is no peach pit inside.After eating two fruits, Tang Momo only felt warm all over. The place that was a little painful now seemed to have been given a painkiller injection, and it didn't hurt at all.This lasted for a while, and Tang Momo felt that the strength had returned to his body. He slowly stood up while supporting the wall, and stepped out of the door.
"It's very effective." Mr. Ning looked at Tang Momo. Although he looked disheartened, the wounds on his body healed in a short time. "I couldn't save you just now. I couldn't get in. Only those who signed the contract can get in. As long as you sign the contract, the interview room will completely protect you, and no one can hurt you inside."
Tang Momo thought for a while, the first electric shock only burned his clothes, and did not cause any harm to himself.The second time I got an electric shock...it was his own quick hands, no wonder others.However, he still stared at Mr. Ning with condemning eyes. This man had never warned him beforehand that it might be dangerous.
Maybe it was the feeding just now, which made Mr. Ning, who can raise whatever he wants, feel a little bit of joy.Therefore, under Tang Momo's eye attack, he frowned slightly, as if he wanted to say something.
Tang Momo's heart skipped a beat. Is this to comfort me?If he apologizes to me, should I...should I forgive him?
"It can be considered a work-related injury." Mr. Ning said sincerely.
......The workplace legend that the boss and subordinates can become good friends is really unbelievable!
Tang Momo felt that he had been greatly hurt psychologically, and he needed to go home quickly and wrap up in a quilt to rest.Seeing that Mr. Ning was about to continue reading, he said, "Mr. Ning, I'm off work first." Hey, is that "Modern Economics Treatise" so good-looking?Seeing Mr. Ning's appearance that he couldn't put it down, Tang Momo sighed a little, because he still lacks the spirit to study all the time!
After hearing Tang Momo's words, Mr. Ning looked at him in surprise, nodded and said, "Yes! Leave early and deduct 1000 yuan of salary."
"..." Tang Momo looked up at the clock on the wall, it was five past ten!
This is this!
It took so long to go in, but it was less than an hour outside!Could it be that in that room, the flow of time is much slower than outside?Thinking of this, Tang Momo suddenly felt that he was at a loss!Overtime pay!Strong demand for overtime pay!
"Boss, I have a lot of questions, can you answer them for me?" Tang Momo asked vaguely.
Mr. Ning shook his head and replied firmly: "No! Please explore by yourself."
Maybe the tone of this sentence was not very good. After finishing speaking, Mr. Ning was a little stunned when he saw that Tang Momo lowered his head slightly, and his eyes seemed to start to turn red.Hey, a man is out to mess around, so he won't cry if he doesn't agree with each other!
He's the last thing to face a good-looking creature who's about to cry Hey!
At a critical moment, Mr. Ning suddenly remembered a conversation his mother had with him.
"Little Treasure, you are good at everything, but your words are too harsh, and you don't show any human touch. Mom told you, you won't be able to make friends like this." Ning's mother took out a few books from behind and handed them I gave it to Mr. Ning, "Come, come, mom has some books here, you should read more and see how people get along with others."
Mr. Ning looked at the colorful book cover, on which were written "The Weak Wife of the Domineering President", "Love at First Sight: The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"... He asked a little depressed: "What kind of books are these? ?” How come just looking at the name makes one’s scalp go numb!
"Little Treasure, this is a novel, the most popular novel! Although the plot in it is a bit exaggerated, the dialogue is very well written. These are entry-level executive essays. You can read them if you have nothing to do. Learn from others." How do you talk!" Ning's mother said with certainty: "Don't worry, how can my mother cheat you! In the future, if you accidentally make someone cry and get anxious, and you don't know how to speak, you can learn from this. conversation is fine!"
"Oh..." Mr. Ning thought it was unreliable, but he put away the book when he thought of Mama Ning's good popularity.Because the cover was too fancy, he put an economics book cover on the outside.However, although the plot of this book is really exaggerated, it seems to have a special magical power, so Mr. Ning can't stop reading it.
At this time, he remembered what his mother said, looked down at the book, looked up at Tang Momo, looked down at the book again, and looked up at Tang Momo again. After repeating this action four or five times Finally, as if he had made up his mind, he stood up abruptly.
Now is a good opportunity to test whether the tube in the book doesn't work!
"Very good!" Thinking about the description he saw in the book, Mr. Ning raised one corner of his mouth, and he stepped forward to approach Tang Momo.It was written in the book that you should lift the other party's chin to force the other party to look directly at you, but Mr. Ning felt that it was too difficult, so he patted Tang Momo's shoulder instead, "Very good, you have successfully attracted Got my attention!"
I will go!The boss is crazy!
Hearing this, Tang Momo felt that the thunder was rolling. He opened his mouth, and a knotted fruit stalk fell out of his mouth.
"..."
Yes, just now after he finished eating the fruit, he tied the two fruit stalks with his tongue in a moment of boredom.Because I accidentally bit my tongue, tears almost fell from the pain.In order to prevent Mr. Ning from finding out, he hastily lowered his head to cover up, but he heard such a thunderous sentence from Mr. Ning.
He looked up at the boss in astonishment, only to feel even more horrified!
Boss, please don't laugh, the facial muscles are going to cramp, okay?Also, why are you trying so hard to smile with only one side of your mouth? Could it be that you are imitating the legendary evil smile!
Mr. Ning saw that Tang Momo didn't seem to want to cry anymore, so he immediately felt that this trick was effective, and he could use it more in the future!He changed back to his normal indifferent face, pointed to the desk next to him and said in a flat tone: "If you're not off work, go to work quickly! I'll see this interview in two hours!"
Without further ado, Tang Momo squatted down at his desk and started writing.
He already understood a little bit, no matter how magical that door is, where those magical creatures come from, there is always one thing that is right!
Mr. Ning is really sick, and he is seriously ill!
Mr. Ning, who was slandered and sick, gently rubbed his face while Tang Momo was not paying attention!Picking up the pen and flicking lightly on the book he was reading, he happened to cross out the sentence "He smiled evilly and said 'very good, you have successfully caught my attention!'".Then he carefully looked at the plot below, and ticked the next more exciting sentence, and prepared to find a chance to say it later.
That sentence is a classic sentence in the president's essay.
You annoying little goblin, you say no, but your body is very honest!
☆、Hehe, my eyes are going to be blind
Tang Momo is worthy of being a person with a thin waist and dimples in his hands. He quickly wrote an interview draft, polished it and handed it to Mr. Ning.
"Mr. Ning, please correct me." Tang Momo was very satisfied with his manuscript in his heart, but he was just being humble verbally.
Mr. Ning read it at a glance, and he happened to see Tang Momo's expression in his eyes. He has been in the mall for many years and has seen countless people.Tang Momo could tell what he was thinking at a glance. When he thought about it carefully, the sentence just now was just right here!No matter what!
"Say no! But the body is very honest!" See how it fits the mood at this time!As for the annoying little goblin, Mr. Ning thought it was not a good thing to say, so he simply omitted it because he was suspected of molesting people.
"What... are you talking about?" Tang Momo's body took two steps back honestly!
"You said you want me to correct you, but that's not the case with your expression!" Mr. Ning said, shaking the manuscript in his hand at the same time.
Is that really what it means...?
Mr. Ning continued: "The level of this manuscript is average, a little immature! And it obviously missed the point!"
"Mr. Lei Shen's appearance details, and which battles he participated in, everyone knows! No matter how gaudy you write, no one is interested! I said that your manuscript level generally means this. As a reporter, you must not only report Facts, but also what readers want to read! Readers can read the life of Mr. Raytheon from the book, why should they buy the same newspaper again? Is it because you write well? Or is it because your skin is fair?"
"What do readers want to see?" Tang Momo asked back: "Boss, do you want me to write some gossip about Thor?"
"Gossip?" Mr. Ning said disdainfully, "Our newspaper won't report such vulgar things."
"So what are we reporting?"
Mr. Ning held up "Modern Economics Essays" to cover half of his face, and said in an inscrutable manner: "We need the details of the lives of those big people. The more details the better. For example, what color and material are Mr. Raytheon wearing. He Is taking a bath every day like the rumors, and it’s done in five seconds? Also, it is said that Mr. Thor has a mysterious lover, and he once took a black hair to attend the royal court meeting. It’s such details.”
"...Isn't this just gossip!" Tang Momo said speechlessly.
Mr. Ning felt that he had been exposed and that the conversation could no longer continue, so he simply resorted to another trick: he smiled charmingly, and at the same time he launched an attack of "contrary to the boss, deducting a thousand from his salary", and successfully killed Tang. Momo half of the blood tank.
Tang Momo lay on the table, looking like a dead pig.
He weakly picked up his manuscript and read it again and again, and decided to ask Lei Hammer for his opinion in the next interview, to see if he would reveal more of Thor's "life details".If you don’t want to, then ask more about Thor’s daily life that is not in the book, as well as the details of his conquest of enemies. Not many people know about these, and some readers are willing to read them.If he is willing to disclose, Tang Momo is not a rigid person, and of course he will describe it truthfully.
Mr. Ning reads very fast and finished a book in a short while.He raised his eyes and saw a lump of half-dead and black things lying on the table next to him, and immediately felt that it was an obstacle to his view.
"Tang Momo, new job!" Hearing that there was a job, the black thing suddenly sat up straight, and Mr. Ning couldn't help but nodded.Looks like he still loves to work!It can be squeezed again. "Come out with me."
"The manuscript?" Tang Momo, a good employee, asked.
"I won't publish this one for now. When Mr. Lei Hammer comes next time, the two interviews will be merged into one and published." Mr. Ning looked at Tang Momo's face, and explained a few words: "Our newspaper's publication time It’s very generous, and only good manuscripts will be published.”
"Such a random newspaper, why didn't it go bankrupt?"
"Curse the company, deduct five thousand..."
Tang Momo quickly interrupted the unscrupulous boss and said, "Let's go, boss, let's go, don't you want to go out?"
The two took the president's exclusive elevator and went straight down to the parking lot. Except for Secretary Qin, no one saw Tang Momo's new Thunderbolt look.Mr. Ning's driver was of a high quality. Facing the black shadow who followed his employer, after seeing whether he was a ghost or not, he didn't ask any further questions.The car they were traveling in was a red jeep, which happened to match the color of Mr. Ning's suit today.
The destination of the two is a boutique men's clothing store.
Tang Momo saw that there were serious suits mainly in black and gray, and the clerk, under Mr. Ning's signal, took out several suits and asked Tang Momo to try them on.He suddenly felt a little surprised.
"Boss, are you... helping me buy clothes?" How kind?This suit looks expensive at first glance, with exquisite tailoring and special fabric.
After listening to his words, Mr. Ning nodded without admitting or denying.
The clerk's quality is also very high, and he didn't say anything because Tang Momo was dirty.Instead, he handed him a hot towel to help him wipe off the black dust on his face and hands.Putting on a suit that obviously fit a lot, Tang Momo looked at the capable young man in the mirror and dimpled out of his smile. People really depend on clothes.Although he still has surplus food in the bank, it is the first time in his life to buy such expensive clothes.
"It's pretty." Mr. Ning gave a positive comment for the first time, and looked at it a few more times.
When checking out, Mr. Ning really paid the bill.
He put his hand gently on Tang Momo's shoulder and said a lot of words.The general idea is that interviews don't happen every day. Tang Momo can arrange his own time when he has nothing to do. These days, let Tang Momo take a break and deal with his personal affairs.
Through the thin shirt, Tang Momo could feel the temperature of Mr. Ning's palm, which was surprisingly hot.But his impression of Mr. Ning has changed somewhat.Maybe, the unscrupulous boss is not as unscrupulous as I thought...
That's what Tang Momo thought when he took a few bags of new clothes and went back by Mr. Ning's car.
While on vacation, Tang Momo went to redeem the lottery ticket.
Just as he thought, this lottery ticket really gave him a big surprise-the first prize of the colorful Su ball, a total of 300 million!Without saying a word, Tang Momo went directly to find the largest real estate agency in Shenzhen, planning to buy a house.
After running for several days, he finally chose a second-hand house.
Although it is a second-hand house, there is no difference between the new house and the decoration inside is all new, including the electrical appliances.
This was originally a new house prepared by a couple. The decoration style is full of love. The peach hearts and bright reds that can be seen everywhere are the expectations for future life.But on the eve of the wedding, the groom suddenly discovered that the bride had cheated on her!And it's my long-time friend!Now the marriage is impossible, and there is no need to make friends. The bright reds in the room look full of irony in the eyes of the groom at this time.
Even if it is a brand new house, the groom does not want to live in it.
In order not to think about others, he simply listed the house on the second-hand market, and the price was 10% higher than other second-hand houses.Tang Momo took a fancy to this house at a glance. The transportation is good, and it is less than [-] minutes away from the company.There is a big supermarket next to it, and you can check in with your bags.The price was also within his budget, so the transaction was happy.
It will take some time to transfer the ownership, and Tang Momo is not in a hurry. He is still a student at school, and it is very convenient to live in the dormitory.
He rested for almost a week before receiving a call from Secretary Qin telling him to go to work.
Arriving at the company in a brand new suit, Tang Momo greeted Secretary Qin with a smile.
Secretary Qin teased Tang Momo. Today she is wearing a slightly loose business trousers, high heels, big wavy curly hair and red lips, as good-looking as ever.Because he ate too much for breakfast, Secretary Qin is currently doing digestion exercises - lifting dumbbells.Tang Momo tried it, and he couldn't lift it up to three or four, but Secretary Qin could lift more than a dozen in a row without panting.
"Are you actually the boss's bodyguard?" Tang Momo sighed, and he suddenly remembered another thing, "By the way, I remember the last time the boss said it was my work-related injury! Our company's work-related injury fee is settled monthly in?"
"Ah, your work-related injury fee?" Secretary Qin put down the dumbbell and looked at Tang Momo, and said strangely: "Isn't your work-related injury fee just worn on you? The boss said that he would take you on the day you were injured I went to buy clothes. This brand of clothes is quite expensive, and your work-related injury compensation is not enough. The boss even advanced [-] for you, saying it was deducted from your salary."
I! ! !you! ! !
Tang Momo clutched his chest and pointed at the CEO's office with trembling fingers!
Ning skinning!Ning Wuliang!Rare iron cock in the world!
This is not over yet, when Tang Momo stepped into the office, Mr. Ning looked him up and down very calmly, and said, "You don't need to thank me."
Who should thank you!Shameless, cheating me of money!
Tang Momo was so angry that his liver hurt, he stepped forward to argue with the boss.
Mr. Ning saw that his face was not right, and he had read several new books in the past few days, so the line came out of his mouth: "Young man, don't play with fire! You will regret it if you play with fire!"
Tang Momo froze for a few seconds when this mental attack was launched.Taking advantage of this gap, Mr. Ning resorted to the trick of a hungry tiger pounce on food, grabbed Tang Momo's arm, and said quickly: "A guest is here. He is a famous person in history. You can tell who it is just by hearing the name!" Then, he opened the powder door and threw Tang Momo in, and then closed the door with a "snap".
The whole movement is smooth and smooth, showing the demeanor of a master.
Tang Momo didn't notice, and was thrown into the gate, and he was thrown into the ground.
A pair of blue cloth shoes came out in front of him, and a slightly surprised voice sounded above Tang Momo's head.
"When we meet for the first time, brother, you don't have to give such a big gift."
Sure enough, the subject of this interview is an ancient man!
Tang Momo hurriedly got up.I saw that the person in front of me was wearing a light blue robe, with delicate bamboo patterns tattooed on it, it was undoubtedly an ancient costume.Tang Momo looked at this man's attire, which was probably the attire of the Han Dynasty. He had long sleeves fluttering, and he was tall and straight, with the demeanor of a gentleman like jade.
"Hello. I'm Tang Momo, the reporter in charge of the interview. Who is your Excellency?" Tang Momo bowed to the ancient man in front of him according to the impression in his memory.
"I'm Sima Zichang. Brother Tang can just call me Zichang." Hearing the voice, this man is quite young, but his name surprised Tang Momo.
Sima Zichang is Sima Qian!The one who wrote "Historical Records" in history!At the same time, Tang Momo also secretly warned himself in his heart that this person has been tortured, so he must avoid this place during the interview, so as not to embarrass the other party.
"The next time I come to visit, it's not for an interview, but to justify my name!" Sima Qian asked Tang Momo to enter a bamboo pavilion with him, and the two sat next to each other.
Perhaps because of the different people who came here, the style of the interview room has completely changed.When I interviewed Lei Hammer before, it was decorated in European style with thick carpets.But now the home furnishing has become an ancient style, what is even more exaggerated is that there is a small and exquisite bamboo pavilion in the middle of the room, and there is a green bamboo outside the bamboo pavilion, which is quite ancient.
"Rectify your name? Mr. Sima, you are well-known in later generations. Whenever you are mentioned, everyone will praise you for your profound knowledge."
Hearing this kind of praise, Sima Qian turned sad.
He slapped his thigh, stood up and said angrily: "I think when I mention it, I will also mention that this person has been tortured! It's not a man!" He turned his head to look at Tang Momo, and didn't even say the ancient prose, "Tell me the truth , I am here this time to tell you a fact through your newspaper."
"I have never been castrated! I am still a pure man!"
Tang Momo was a little embarrassed and said: "Mr. Sima, I admire your knowledge, but our newspaper does not publish false information!"
It was Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who ordered Sima Qian to be castrated, and he was not a fool.And after "clicking", there must be an inspection, unless Sima Qian's talent is as small as a grain of rice, then he will not be able to escape the knife of the castration.
"So it is, you really don't believe it!" Sima Qian paced back and forth, "I am a loyal reader of your newspapers! After so many years of death, the past and the past have become clouds and smoke, so I don't need to talk about it. But every time someone mentions me, don't talk about it." The Sima Qian who wrote the "Historical Records", on the contrary, all said that Sima Qian was tortured! After hundreds of years, even ghosts can't hold back their anger! It's a matter of a man's reputation, so I have to clarify! Don't be afraid, that fellow Liu Che also You have been dead for many years, and if you report it, you don’t have to be afraid of being sent to prison!”
Seeing Tang Momo's suspicious expression, Sima Qian knew that the other party did not believe his words.
There is no basis for words, it depends on the evidence, right?He gritted his teeth and went all out!
Sima Qian suddenly grabbed his belt and pulled it away.The trousers immediately fell off and piled up at his ankles, exposing two bare legs. It was obvious that he had prepared before coming and did not wear obscene trousers.Then he lifted his robe, straightened his waist and yelled at Tang Momo imposingly.
"Mr. Tang, look here!"
The author has something to say: the ancients were actually more unrestrained...
☆、Hehe, recalling the past
Wipe, wipe, wipe!
Isn't this the classic trick of the windbreaker idiot!Standing in front of people and yelling "Look here", and then revealing [Mosaic]!However, the authentic idiots pay attention to speed and accuracy. The movements of yelling and revealing the [Mosaic] must be done at the same time, so as to surprise them by surprise!Sima Qian was obviously not a professional player. His undressing was so obvious that he gave Tang Momo too much time to react, so he was not fooled at all.
Seeing Tang Momo, Sima Qian covered his eyes in time, thinking that he had already taken off his pants anyway, so he just didn't care about it.He took Tang Momo's hand, brought the person to him, and shouted: "Since Brother Tang doesn't look at it, it's the same to touch it!"
Touch it!
Tang Momo immediately shuddered, who told him that the ancients were conservative!
The two broke out in a sweat while chatting, the physical strength of the modern otaku is almost the same as that of the ancient otaku.Sima Qian has been a ghost for many years, and still has some special abilities, but in the interview room, these abilities cannot be used.The two of them were like a tug of war, they didn't even notice that the door had opened, and Mr. Ning was standing at the door.
"What are you doing?" He asked calmly, not knowing how long he looked there.
Sima Qian was a little guilty at first, but was so frightened by the sudden voice that he let go.Tang Momo took the opportunity to escape and ran towards Mr. Ning. At this time, Mr. Ning was standing at the door against the light. Tang Momo couldn't see his expression clearly, but felt that Mr. Ning seemed to be angry.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Sima Qian quickly put on his clothes, and apologized to Tang Momo: "I'm impatient and abrupt!"
"Take him to see your memories, and he can tell the truth from the fake." Mr. Ning's tone was three points colder than usual.
"Indeed, but..." Sima Qian was a little hesitant. Once he entered his memory, although he could prove that he was a real man, certain things would be seen by Tang Momo.
Mr. Ning saw his concerns, and said, "Our newspaper has been in operation for nearly a hundred years, and there has never been a phenomenon of customer complaints. You are not the only one who brings people into memories."
Sima Qian thought for a long time, and finally nodded in agreement. He extended his hand to Tang Momo.
Tang Momo stared at Sima Qian vigilantly, and heard Mr. Ning say in his ear: "Don't be afraid." After speaking, a force behind him pushed him towards Sima Qian!Tang Momo watched Sima Qian's hand resting on his own, and then the world turned around for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, the scenery around him had changed.
This is a dark and gorgeous room.
There were two people in this room, and the one kneeling on the ground was Sima Qian.
The room is not big, and the two of them seem to have never seen Tang Momo.One knelt and the other remained silent.Sima Qian's voice came from nowhere: "This is my memory, they can't see you. If you look carefully, you will find out the whole story."
After experiencing many strange things, he calmed down.Tang Momo suppressed his surprise and observed the two of them carefully.
At this time, Sima Qian was still a teenager.Although kneeling on the ground seemed respectful, his spine was straight, and he bit his mouth, looking unconvinced.The person above looked somewhat similar to Sima Qian. He was holding a volume of books to read, and his brows furrowed more and more as he looked at it.Finally, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, he threw his hand on the young Sima Qian, and angrily said: "I don't know how to learn!"
"You were able to read "Zuo Zhuan" and "Shangshu" at the age of ten. You are so intelligent. Later, your father ordered you to travel around to study and increase your knowledge! Now, this is how you increase your knowledge? How dare you write these obscene words and songs! It's so annoying!"
Sima Qian said unconvinced: "Father! These are not pornographic songs! The boy just recorded the interesting things he heard on the way and the strange things passed down by word of mouth. Although there are things about men and women, but only a little bit, the whole intentional meaning It is to persuade people to be kind, father, don't just focus on the things between men and women!"
Sima Qian's father, Sima Tan, was already Taishi Ling at this time.When he went to Chang'an to take up the post, he kept his son at home to let him do everything by himself, farming, studying and grazing, plus going out from time to time to travel around, in order to sharpen his son.In order not to be like the group of dandies in Chang'an City, who don't work hard and don't know the grain, I didn't expect that as soon as I went home to visit relatives, the housekeeper presented something, saying it was a book written by this wicked son.
Originally, Sima Tan was quite happy to see that his son had published a book. He casually flipped through a few pages, which made him more angry.Now hearing that Sima Qian was still stubborn and refused to admit his mistake, there was a hint of sarcasm in his words, and he immediately became angry, and he directly picked up the stick next to him and hit him.
Talented people come out under the stick, and dutiful sons come out under the stick. Sima Tan is a loyal supporter of this law.
Tang Momo saw Sima Qian being beaten up, and understood why he didn't bring himself into his memory at first.Who wants to see such a shameful thing.
With this lesson learned, Sima Tan took Sima Qian to Chang'an City when he went back to work.Look under his nose, read to me honestly, don't do something that is not worth it.What Sima Tan thought was quite good, but he overlooked one thing. Sima Qian is now fifteen or sixteen years old, which is the age of rebellion, commonly known as the second stage of middle school.The more his father refused to do anything, the more he wanted to do something, and Sima Qian didn't think there was anything wrong with him.Those books and articles are written in a popular and interesting way. Although there are many ghosts and strange things in them, they are really books that persuade people to be good.
He secretly took the book to the bookstore, and the people in the bookstore immediately felt like a treasure when they saw the book he wrote.The rhetoric is interesting, the writing is exquisite, coupled with the story's vivid plot twists and turns, it can be popular!Sure enough, this set of books called "Second Events and Knowledge" became popular in Chang'an.The ancients did not have much entertainment, and reading story books was a pastime for many scholars. Although "Second Events and Knowledge" is written about common things, the language is not common. Instead, folk customs and allusions are interspersed. Talented and famous.This is very suitable for the appetite of these scholars.
One pass ten, ten pass one hundred, although not everyone has a copy, but it is also known in the streets and alleys as this year's divine book.
Sima Qian was greatly encouraged to see the popularity of his works.He wrote "Second Events II" and "Second Events III" one after another, and they were snapped up as soon as they came out, and the bookstore made a lot of money.Later, Sima moved out of office and was appointed as a doctor
What is this... legendary enchantment-like thing?
Tang Momo was not disappointed when he was blocked from moving. It is only natural that this kind of thing appeared.
After the interview, Tang Momo had a guess in his mind. The world where Thunder Hammer lives is not connected with their world. The only thing that can be related to their world is probably the newspaper that Mr. Ning said.Tang Momo guessed that it was definitely not an ordinary newspaper, and the content of the report was also limited, and some advanced things could not be revealed.For example, when interviewing Lei Hammer this time, the report must be based on the time period of Lei Hammer's current world, and things beyond that time period cannot be reported.
Also, this barrier-like transparent membrane should be very powerful.
Mr. Ning mentioned that they have a lot of interview clients, and it is not guaranteed that any client will start to invade other worlds. If there is more powerful force, it will be even more dangerous.This film is a kind of protection, and there are other things that he can't figure out. Tang Momo believes that as he interviews more and more subjects, one day he will safely understand the mystery.
Thinking of this, he stopped struggling and closed the door.
After opening it again, it was Mr. Ning's office outside.At this time, Mr. Ning was sitting at the table, looking at a book intently, and when he heard the movement, he turned around and saw Tang Momo.
"What are you doing?" Mr. Ning stood up and asked Tang Momo condescendingly.
It took Tang Momo a while before he managed to squeeze out a voice from his lips: "I was... shocked again."
damn it!He was electrocuted again!
When the Thunder Hammer left just now, it was the handle that was twisted by the hand formed by the condensed electric current.The electric current was very strong, for some reason, it gathered on the metal handle for a long time, and when Tang Momo closed the door and opened it again, he was shocked severely.Different from being electrocuted at the beginning, that time under the control of the thunder hammer, there was also a half-joking element. Although Tang Momo's clothes were burnt by the electric shock, he was not actually injured.
No one controlled the current this time, but it was actually electrified.If Tang Momo hadn't signed the contract and the interview room protected him, maybe he would have died heroically at this time.
Tang Momo's whole body was numb and painful, and he heard Mr. Ning ask: "Will you be punished for offending Mr. Lei Hammer?"
"No... the interview... went well, huh, this is... an accident!"
After saying this, Tang Momo heard Mr. Ning obviously heaving a sigh of relief.
He saw Mr. Ning's well-made leather shoes move away from him, walked to the desk, sat down firmly, and remained silent.Tang Momo looked up with difficulty, and saw Mr. Ning sitting back on the comfortable office chair, leisurely raised the book and continued to read.
who!
who! !
frenzied!Do not save ah ah ah ah!
He turned a blind eye to his dying subordinates, and didn't even bother to call an ambulance!If you don't want to save me, you can call Secretary Qin, I'm willing to let her carry you to the hospital!Tang Momo endured the pain and said intermittently: "Old...boss, help...help!"
"Oh, I can't get in." Mr. Ning looked up at Tang Momo, "You won't die inside, you'll be fine in a while." After speaking, he continued to bow his head and wander in the ocean of books.Tang Momo looked at the cover of the book, which read "Modern Economics Treatise" in serious characters, and burst into tears immediately.
Lying on the carpet for a while, Tang Momo also discovered some mysteries. His injury seemed to be recovering slowly.It used to be painful even with a slight breath, but now it's no problem to kick hard.However, the speed of recovery is a bit slow, maybe it will not be strong enough to stand up until tomorrow.
"Can you raise your head?" Mr. Ning's voice rang above his head again.
Tang Momo looked up and saw Mr. Ning standing outside the door with a small plate in his hand.There seemed to be some kind of fruit on the plate. Seeing Tang Momo looking up, Mr. Ning carefully squeezed out a fruit, pointed at Tang Momo and said, "Open your mouth."
"..." Tang Momo ignored him and continued to lie down.
Ma Dan, it's fine if you don't save me, do you still treat me as a pet to feed and play with?Curse your underwear fading never wash off!
"Mr. Lei Hammer just mailed it over. He said he forgot to remind you when he left, don't touch the doorknob for now." While talking, Mr. Ning held up the fruit, "Xiangong's special product has healing effects , will speed up your wound healing. If you don’t eat it, I’ll eat it myself.”
"Boss, I'll eat!" Tang Momo immediately looked up, opened his mouth wide, and looked at Mr. Ning eagerly.
Mr. Ning held the fruit, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he threw it at Tang Momo's mouth.The aim was a bit off. Tang Momo tilted his head and grabbed the fruit that almost fell on the carpet. Before he could eat it, he opened his mouth again to Mr. Ning, which meant clearly - another one.
After Mr. Ning lost another one, he refused to feed Tang Momo again.
"Mr. Lei Hammer has explained, just eat two at a time. Any more will be harmful to you." Seeing that Mr. Ning mercilessly took away the rest of the fruit, Tang Momo had no choice but to sit quietly. Lie down, and slowly began to taste the so-called Asgard fruit.
This fruit is very similar to cherries on the earth. There is a red fruit attached to a long and thin stem. It even tastes the same, but there is no peach pit inside.After eating two fruits, Tang Momo only felt warm all over. The place that was a little painful now seemed to have been given a painkiller injection, and it didn't hurt at all.This lasted for a while, and Tang Momo felt that the strength had returned to his body. He slowly stood up while supporting the wall, and stepped out of the door.
"It's very effective." Mr. Ning looked at Tang Momo. Although he looked disheartened, the wounds on his body healed in a short time. "I couldn't save you just now. I couldn't get in. Only those who signed the contract can get in. As long as you sign the contract, the interview room will completely protect you, and no one can hurt you inside."
Tang Momo thought for a while, the first electric shock only burned his clothes, and did not cause any harm to himself.The second time I got an electric shock...it was his own quick hands, no wonder others.However, he still stared at Mr. Ning with condemning eyes. This man had never warned him beforehand that it might be dangerous.
Maybe it was the feeding just now, which made Mr. Ning, who can raise whatever he wants, feel a little bit of joy.Therefore, under Tang Momo's eye attack, he frowned slightly, as if he wanted to say something.
Tang Momo's heart skipped a beat. Is this to comfort me?If he apologizes to me, should I...should I forgive him?
"It can be considered a work-related injury." Mr. Ning said sincerely.
......The workplace legend that the boss and subordinates can become good friends is really unbelievable!
Tang Momo felt that he had been greatly hurt psychologically, and he needed to go home quickly and wrap up in a quilt to rest.Seeing that Mr. Ning was about to continue reading, he said, "Mr. Ning, I'm off work first." Hey, is that "Modern Economics Treatise" so good-looking?Seeing Mr. Ning's appearance that he couldn't put it down, Tang Momo sighed a little, because he still lacks the spirit to study all the time!
After hearing Tang Momo's words, Mr. Ning looked at him in surprise, nodded and said, "Yes! Leave early and deduct 1000 yuan of salary."
"..." Tang Momo looked up at the clock on the wall, it was five past ten!
This is this!
It took so long to go in, but it was less than an hour outside!Could it be that in that room, the flow of time is much slower than outside?Thinking of this, Tang Momo suddenly felt that he was at a loss!Overtime pay!Strong demand for overtime pay!
"Boss, I have a lot of questions, can you answer them for me?" Tang Momo asked vaguely.
Mr. Ning shook his head and replied firmly: "No! Please explore by yourself."
Maybe the tone of this sentence was not very good. After finishing speaking, Mr. Ning was a little stunned when he saw that Tang Momo lowered his head slightly, and his eyes seemed to start to turn red.Hey, a man is out to mess around, so he won't cry if he doesn't agree with each other!
He's the last thing to face a good-looking creature who's about to cry Hey!
At a critical moment, Mr. Ning suddenly remembered a conversation his mother had with him.
"Little Treasure, you are good at everything, but your words are too harsh, and you don't show any human touch. Mom told you, you won't be able to make friends like this." Ning's mother took out a few books from behind and handed them I gave it to Mr. Ning, "Come, come, mom has some books here, you should read more and see how people get along with others."
Mr. Ning looked at the colorful book cover, on which were written "The Weak Wife of the Domineering President", "Love at First Sight: The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"... He asked a little depressed: "What kind of books are these? ?” How come just looking at the name makes one’s scalp go numb!
"Little Treasure, this is a novel, the most popular novel! Although the plot in it is a bit exaggerated, the dialogue is very well written. These are entry-level executive essays. You can read them if you have nothing to do. Learn from others." How do you talk!" Ning's mother said with certainty: "Don't worry, how can my mother cheat you! In the future, if you accidentally make someone cry and get anxious, and you don't know how to speak, you can learn from this. conversation is fine!"
"Oh..." Mr. Ning thought it was unreliable, but he put away the book when he thought of Mama Ning's good popularity.Because the cover was too fancy, he put an economics book cover on the outside.However, although the plot of this book is really exaggerated, it seems to have a special magical power, so Mr. Ning can't stop reading it.
At this time, he remembered what his mother said, looked down at the book, looked up at Tang Momo, looked down at the book again, and looked up at Tang Momo again. After repeating this action four or five times Finally, as if he had made up his mind, he stood up abruptly.
Now is a good opportunity to test whether the tube in the book doesn't work!
"Very good!" Thinking about the description he saw in the book, Mr. Ning raised one corner of his mouth, and he stepped forward to approach Tang Momo.It was written in the book that you should lift the other party's chin to force the other party to look directly at you, but Mr. Ning felt that it was too difficult, so he patted Tang Momo's shoulder instead, "Very good, you have successfully attracted Got my attention!"
I will go!The boss is crazy!
Hearing this, Tang Momo felt that the thunder was rolling. He opened his mouth, and a knotted fruit stalk fell out of his mouth.
"..."
Yes, just now after he finished eating the fruit, he tied the two fruit stalks with his tongue in a moment of boredom.Because I accidentally bit my tongue, tears almost fell from the pain.In order to prevent Mr. Ning from finding out, he hastily lowered his head to cover up, but he heard such a thunderous sentence from Mr. Ning.
He looked up at the boss in astonishment, only to feel even more horrified!
Boss, please don't laugh, the facial muscles are going to cramp, okay?Also, why are you trying so hard to smile with only one side of your mouth? Could it be that you are imitating the legendary evil smile!
Mr. Ning saw that Tang Momo didn't seem to want to cry anymore, so he immediately felt that this trick was effective, and he could use it more in the future!He changed back to his normal indifferent face, pointed to the desk next to him and said in a flat tone: "If you're not off work, go to work quickly! I'll see this interview in two hours!"
Without further ado, Tang Momo squatted down at his desk and started writing.
He already understood a little bit, no matter how magical that door is, where those magical creatures come from, there is always one thing that is right!
Mr. Ning is really sick, and he is seriously ill!
Mr. Ning, who was slandered and sick, gently rubbed his face while Tang Momo was not paying attention!Picking up the pen and flicking lightly on the book he was reading, he happened to cross out the sentence "He smiled evilly and said 'very good, you have successfully caught my attention!'".Then he carefully looked at the plot below, and ticked the next more exciting sentence, and prepared to find a chance to say it later.
That sentence is a classic sentence in the president's essay.
You annoying little goblin, you say no, but your body is very honest!
☆、Hehe, my eyes are going to be blind
Tang Momo is worthy of being a person with a thin waist and dimples in his hands. He quickly wrote an interview draft, polished it and handed it to Mr. Ning.
"Mr. Ning, please correct me." Tang Momo was very satisfied with his manuscript in his heart, but he was just being humble verbally.
Mr. Ning read it at a glance, and he happened to see Tang Momo's expression in his eyes. He has been in the mall for many years and has seen countless people.Tang Momo could tell what he was thinking at a glance. When he thought about it carefully, the sentence just now was just right here!No matter what!
"Say no! But the body is very honest!" See how it fits the mood at this time!As for the annoying little goblin, Mr. Ning thought it was not a good thing to say, so he simply omitted it because he was suspected of molesting people.
"What... are you talking about?" Tang Momo's body took two steps back honestly!
"You said you want me to correct you, but that's not the case with your expression!" Mr. Ning said, shaking the manuscript in his hand at the same time.
Is that really what it means...?
Mr. Ning continued: "The level of this manuscript is average, a little immature! And it obviously missed the point!"
"Mr. Lei Shen's appearance details, and which battles he participated in, everyone knows! No matter how gaudy you write, no one is interested! I said that your manuscript level generally means this. As a reporter, you must not only report Facts, but also what readers want to read! Readers can read the life of Mr. Raytheon from the book, why should they buy the same newspaper again? Is it because you write well? Or is it because your skin is fair?"
"What do readers want to see?" Tang Momo asked back: "Boss, do you want me to write some gossip about Thor?"
"Gossip?" Mr. Ning said disdainfully, "Our newspaper won't report such vulgar things."
"So what are we reporting?"
Mr. Ning held up "Modern Economics Essays" to cover half of his face, and said in an inscrutable manner: "We need the details of the lives of those big people. The more details the better. For example, what color and material are Mr. Raytheon wearing. He Is taking a bath every day like the rumors, and it’s done in five seconds? Also, it is said that Mr. Thor has a mysterious lover, and he once took a black hair to attend the royal court meeting. It’s such details.”
"...Isn't this just gossip!" Tang Momo said speechlessly.
Mr. Ning felt that he had been exposed and that the conversation could no longer continue, so he simply resorted to another trick: he smiled charmingly, and at the same time he launched an attack of "contrary to the boss, deducting a thousand from his salary", and successfully killed Tang. Momo half of the blood tank.
Tang Momo lay on the table, looking like a dead pig.
He weakly picked up his manuscript and read it again and again, and decided to ask Lei Hammer for his opinion in the next interview, to see if he would reveal more of Thor's "life details".If you don’t want to, then ask more about Thor’s daily life that is not in the book, as well as the details of his conquest of enemies. Not many people know about these, and some readers are willing to read them.If he is willing to disclose, Tang Momo is not a rigid person, and of course he will describe it truthfully.
Mr. Ning reads very fast and finished a book in a short while.He raised his eyes and saw a lump of half-dead and black things lying on the table next to him, and immediately felt that it was an obstacle to his view.
"Tang Momo, new job!" Hearing that there was a job, the black thing suddenly sat up straight, and Mr. Ning couldn't help but nodded.Looks like he still loves to work!It can be squeezed again. "Come out with me."
"The manuscript?" Tang Momo, a good employee, asked.
"I won't publish this one for now. When Mr. Lei Hammer comes next time, the two interviews will be merged into one and published." Mr. Ning looked at Tang Momo's face, and explained a few words: "Our newspaper's publication time It’s very generous, and only good manuscripts will be published.”
"Such a random newspaper, why didn't it go bankrupt?"
"Curse the company, deduct five thousand..."
Tang Momo quickly interrupted the unscrupulous boss and said, "Let's go, boss, let's go, don't you want to go out?"
The two took the president's exclusive elevator and went straight down to the parking lot. Except for Secretary Qin, no one saw Tang Momo's new Thunderbolt look.Mr. Ning's driver was of a high quality. Facing the black shadow who followed his employer, after seeing whether he was a ghost or not, he didn't ask any further questions.The car they were traveling in was a red jeep, which happened to match the color of Mr. Ning's suit today.
The destination of the two is a boutique men's clothing store.
Tang Momo saw that there were serious suits mainly in black and gray, and the clerk, under Mr. Ning's signal, took out several suits and asked Tang Momo to try them on.He suddenly felt a little surprised.
"Boss, are you... helping me buy clothes?" How kind?This suit looks expensive at first glance, with exquisite tailoring and special fabric.
After listening to his words, Mr. Ning nodded without admitting or denying.
The clerk's quality is also very high, and he didn't say anything because Tang Momo was dirty.Instead, he handed him a hot towel to help him wipe off the black dust on his face and hands.Putting on a suit that obviously fit a lot, Tang Momo looked at the capable young man in the mirror and dimpled out of his smile. People really depend on clothes.Although he still has surplus food in the bank, it is the first time in his life to buy such expensive clothes.
"It's pretty." Mr. Ning gave a positive comment for the first time, and looked at it a few more times.
When checking out, Mr. Ning really paid the bill.
He put his hand gently on Tang Momo's shoulder and said a lot of words.The general idea is that interviews don't happen every day. Tang Momo can arrange his own time when he has nothing to do. These days, let Tang Momo take a break and deal with his personal affairs.
Through the thin shirt, Tang Momo could feel the temperature of Mr. Ning's palm, which was surprisingly hot.But his impression of Mr. Ning has changed somewhat.Maybe, the unscrupulous boss is not as unscrupulous as I thought...
That's what Tang Momo thought when he took a few bags of new clothes and went back by Mr. Ning's car.
While on vacation, Tang Momo went to redeem the lottery ticket.
Just as he thought, this lottery ticket really gave him a big surprise-the first prize of the colorful Su ball, a total of 300 million!Without saying a word, Tang Momo went directly to find the largest real estate agency in Shenzhen, planning to buy a house.
After running for several days, he finally chose a second-hand house.
Although it is a second-hand house, there is no difference between the new house and the decoration inside is all new, including the electrical appliances.
This was originally a new house prepared by a couple. The decoration style is full of love. The peach hearts and bright reds that can be seen everywhere are the expectations for future life.But on the eve of the wedding, the groom suddenly discovered that the bride had cheated on her!And it's my long-time friend!Now the marriage is impossible, and there is no need to make friends. The bright reds in the room look full of irony in the eyes of the groom at this time.
Even if it is a brand new house, the groom does not want to live in it.
In order not to think about others, he simply listed the house on the second-hand market, and the price was 10% higher than other second-hand houses.Tang Momo took a fancy to this house at a glance. The transportation is good, and it is less than [-] minutes away from the company.There is a big supermarket next to it, and you can check in with your bags.The price was also within his budget, so the transaction was happy.
It will take some time to transfer the ownership, and Tang Momo is not in a hurry. He is still a student at school, and it is very convenient to live in the dormitory.
He rested for almost a week before receiving a call from Secretary Qin telling him to go to work.
Arriving at the company in a brand new suit, Tang Momo greeted Secretary Qin with a smile.
Secretary Qin teased Tang Momo. Today she is wearing a slightly loose business trousers, high heels, big wavy curly hair and red lips, as good-looking as ever.Because he ate too much for breakfast, Secretary Qin is currently doing digestion exercises - lifting dumbbells.Tang Momo tried it, and he couldn't lift it up to three or four, but Secretary Qin could lift more than a dozen in a row without panting.
"Are you actually the boss's bodyguard?" Tang Momo sighed, and he suddenly remembered another thing, "By the way, I remember the last time the boss said it was my work-related injury! Our company's work-related injury fee is settled monthly in?"
"Ah, your work-related injury fee?" Secretary Qin put down the dumbbell and looked at Tang Momo, and said strangely: "Isn't your work-related injury fee just worn on you? The boss said that he would take you on the day you were injured I went to buy clothes. This brand of clothes is quite expensive, and your work-related injury compensation is not enough. The boss even advanced [-] for you, saying it was deducted from your salary."
I! ! !you! ! !
Tang Momo clutched his chest and pointed at the CEO's office with trembling fingers!
Ning skinning!Ning Wuliang!Rare iron cock in the world!
This is not over yet, when Tang Momo stepped into the office, Mr. Ning looked him up and down very calmly, and said, "You don't need to thank me."
Who should thank you!Shameless, cheating me of money!
Tang Momo was so angry that his liver hurt, he stepped forward to argue with the boss.
Mr. Ning saw that his face was not right, and he had read several new books in the past few days, so the line came out of his mouth: "Young man, don't play with fire! You will regret it if you play with fire!"
Tang Momo froze for a few seconds when this mental attack was launched.Taking advantage of this gap, Mr. Ning resorted to the trick of a hungry tiger pounce on food, grabbed Tang Momo's arm, and said quickly: "A guest is here. He is a famous person in history. You can tell who it is just by hearing the name!" Then, he opened the powder door and threw Tang Momo in, and then closed the door with a "snap".
The whole movement is smooth and smooth, showing the demeanor of a master.
Tang Momo didn't notice, and was thrown into the gate, and he was thrown into the ground.
A pair of blue cloth shoes came out in front of him, and a slightly surprised voice sounded above Tang Momo's head.
"When we meet for the first time, brother, you don't have to give such a big gift."
Sure enough, the subject of this interview is an ancient man!
Tang Momo hurriedly got up.I saw that the person in front of me was wearing a light blue robe, with delicate bamboo patterns tattooed on it, it was undoubtedly an ancient costume.Tang Momo looked at this man's attire, which was probably the attire of the Han Dynasty. He had long sleeves fluttering, and he was tall and straight, with the demeanor of a gentleman like jade.
"Hello. I'm Tang Momo, the reporter in charge of the interview. Who is your Excellency?" Tang Momo bowed to the ancient man in front of him according to the impression in his memory.
"I'm Sima Zichang. Brother Tang can just call me Zichang." Hearing the voice, this man is quite young, but his name surprised Tang Momo.
Sima Zichang is Sima Qian!The one who wrote "Historical Records" in history!At the same time, Tang Momo also secretly warned himself in his heart that this person has been tortured, so he must avoid this place during the interview, so as not to embarrass the other party.
"The next time I come to visit, it's not for an interview, but to justify my name!" Sima Qian asked Tang Momo to enter a bamboo pavilion with him, and the two sat next to each other.
Perhaps because of the different people who came here, the style of the interview room has completely changed.When I interviewed Lei Hammer before, it was decorated in European style with thick carpets.But now the home furnishing has become an ancient style, what is even more exaggerated is that there is a small and exquisite bamboo pavilion in the middle of the room, and there is a green bamboo outside the bamboo pavilion, which is quite ancient.
"Rectify your name? Mr. Sima, you are well-known in later generations. Whenever you are mentioned, everyone will praise you for your profound knowledge."
Hearing this kind of praise, Sima Qian turned sad.
He slapped his thigh, stood up and said angrily: "I think when I mention it, I will also mention that this person has been tortured! It's not a man!" He turned his head to look at Tang Momo, and didn't even say the ancient prose, "Tell me the truth , I am here this time to tell you a fact through your newspaper."
"I have never been castrated! I am still a pure man!"
Tang Momo was a little embarrassed and said: "Mr. Sima, I admire your knowledge, but our newspaper does not publish false information!"
It was Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who ordered Sima Qian to be castrated, and he was not a fool.And after "clicking", there must be an inspection, unless Sima Qian's talent is as small as a grain of rice, then he will not be able to escape the knife of the castration.
"So it is, you really don't believe it!" Sima Qian paced back and forth, "I am a loyal reader of your newspapers! After so many years of death, the past and the past have become clouds and smoke, so I don't need to talk about it. But every time someone mentions me, don't talk about it." The Sima Qian who wrote the "Historical Records", on the contrary, all said that Sima Qian was tortured! After hundreds of years, even ghosts can't hold back their anger! It's a matter of a man's reputation, so I have to clarify! Don't be afraid, that fellow Liu Che also You have been dead for many years, and if you report it, you don’t have to be afraid of being sent to prison!”
Seeing Tang Momo's suspicious expression, Sima Qian knew that the other party did not believe his words.
There is no basis for words, it depends on the evidence, right?He gritted his teeth and went all out!
Sima Qian suddenly grabbed his belt and pulled it away.The trousers immediately fell off and piled up at his ankles, exposing two bare legs. It was obvious that he had prepared before coming and did not wear obscene trousers.Then he lifted his robe, straightened his waist and yelled at Tang Momo imposingly.
"Mr. Tang, look here!"
The author has something to say: the ancients were actually more unrestrained...
☆、Hehe, recalling the past
Wipe, wipe, wipe!
Isn't this the classic trick of the windbreaker idiot!Standing in front of people and yelling "Look here", and then revealing [Mosaic]!However, the authentic idiots pay attention to speed and accuracy. The movements of yelling and revealing the [Mosaic] must be done at the same time, so as to surprise them by surprise!Sima Qian was obviously not a professional player. His undressing was so obvious that he gave Tang Momo too much time to react, so he was not fooled at all.
Seeing Tang Momo, Sima Qian covered his eyes in time, thinking that he had already taken off his pants anyway, so he just didn't care about it.He took Tang Momo's hand, brought the person to him, and shouted: "Since Brother Tang doesn't look at it, it's the same to touch it!"
Touch it!
Tang Momo immediately shuddered, who told him that the ancients were conservative!
The two broke out in a sweat while chatting, the physical strength of the modern otaku is almost the same as that of the ancient otaku.Sima Qian has been a ghost for many years, and still has some special abilities, but in the interview room, these abilities cannot be used.The two of them were like a tug of war, they didn't even notice that the door had opened, and Mr. Ning was standing at the door.
"What are you doing?" He asked calmly, not knowing how long he looked there.
Sima Qian was a little guilty at first, but was so frightened by the sudden voice that he let go.Tang Momo took the opportunity to escape and ran towards Mr. Ning. At this time, Mr. Ning was standing at the door against the light. Tang Momo couldn't see his expression clearly, but felt that Mr. Ning seemed to be angry.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Sima Qian quickly put on his clothes, and apologized to Tang Momo: "I'm impatient and abrupt!"
"Take him to see your memories, and he can tell the truth from the fake." Mr. Ning's tone was three points colder than usual.
"Indeed, but..." Sima Qian was a little hesitant. Once he entered his memory, although he could prove that he was a real man, certain things would be seen by Tang Momo.
Mr. Ning saw his concerns, and said, "Our newspaper has been in operation for nearly a hundred years, and there has never been a phenomenon of customer complaints. You are not the only one who brings people into memories."
Sima Qian thought for a long time, and finally nodded in agreement. He extended his hand to Tang Momo.
Tang Momo stared at Sima Qian vigilantly, and heard Mr. Ning say in his ear: "Don't be afraid." After speaking, a force behind him pushed him towards Sima Qian!Tang Momo watched Sima Qian's hand resting on his own, and then the world turned around for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, the scenery around him had changed.
This is a dark and gorgeous room.
There were two people in this room, and the one kneeling on the ground was Sima Qian.
The room is not big, and the two of them seem to have never seen Tang Momo.One knelt and the other remained silent.Sima Qian's voice came from nowhere: "This is my memory, they can't see you. If you look carefully, you will find out the whole story."
After experiencing many strange things, he calmed down.Tang Momo suppressed his surprise and observed the two of them carefully.
At this time, Sima Qian was still a teenager.Although kneeling on the ground seemed respectful, his spine was straight, and he bit his mouth, looking unconvinced.The person above looked somewhat similar to Sima Qian. He was holding a volume of books to read, and his brows furrowed more and more as he looked at it.Finally, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, he threw his hand on the young Sima Qian, and angrily said: "I don't know how to learn!"
"You were able to read "Zuo Zhuan" and "Shangshu" at the age of ten. You are so intelligent. Later, your father ordered you to travel around to study and increase your knowledge! Now, this is how you increase your knowledge? How dare you write these obscene words and songs! It's so annoying!"
Sima Qian said unconvinced: "Father! These are not pornographic songs! The boy just recorded the interesting things he heard on the way and the strange things passed down by word of mouth. Although there are things about men and women, but only a little bit, the whole intentional meaning It is to persuade people to be kind, father, don't just focus on the things between men and women!"
Sima Qian's father, Sima Tan, was already Taishi Ling at this time.When he went to Chang'an to take up the post, he kept his son at home to let him do everything by himself, farming, studying and grazing, plus going out from time to time to travel around, in order to sharpen his son.In order not to be like the group of dandies in Chang'an City, who don't work hard and don't know the grain, I didn't expect that as soon as I went home to visit relatives, the housekeeper presented something, saying it was a book written by this wicked son.
Originally, Sima Tan was quite happy to see that his son had published a book. He casually flipped through a few pages, which made him more angry.Now hearing that Sima Qian was still stubborn and refused to admit his mistake, there was a hint of sarcasm in his words, and he immediately became angry, and he directly picked up the stick next to him and hit him.
Talented people come out under the stick, and dutiful sons come out under the stick. Sima Tan is a loyal supporter of this law.
Tang Momo saw Sima Qian being beaten up, and understood why he didn't bring himself into his memory at first.Who wants to see such a shameful thing.
With this lesson learned, Sima Tan took Sima Qian to Chang'an City when he went back to work.Look under his nose, read to me honestly, don't do something that is not worth it.What Sima Tan thought was quite good, but he overlooked one thing. Sima Qian is now fifteen or sixteen years old, which is the age of rebellion, commonly known as the second stage of middle school.The more his father refused to do anything, the more he wanted to do something, and Sima Qian didn't think there was anything wrong with him.Those books and articles are written in a popular and interesting way. Although there are many ghosts and strange things in them, they are really books that persuade people to be good.
He secretly took the book to the bookstore, and the people in the bookstore immediately felt like a treasure when they saw the book he wrote.The rhetoric is interesting, the writing is exquisite, coupled with the story's vivid plot twists and turns, it can be popular!Sure enough, this set of books called "Second Events and Knowledge" became popular in Chang'an.The ancients did not have much entertainment, and reading story books was a pastime for many scholars. Although "Second Events and Knowledge" is written about common things, the language is not common. Instead, folk customs and allusions are interspersed. Talented and famous.This is very suitable for the appetite of these scholars.
One pass ten, ten pass one hundred, although not everyone has a copy, but it is also known in the streets and alleys as this year's divine book.
Sima Qian was greatly encouraged to see the popularity of his works.He wrote "Second Events II" and "Second Events III" one after another, and they were snapped up as soon as they came out, and the bookstore made a lot of money.Later, Sima moved out of office and was appointed as a doctor
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