My historian is dying every day

Shen Youfang is not the only person in Xuzhou City with hands and eyes open to the sky.Just talking about Zhang Linfang's family, it has become a habit of being sought for revenge by others, and it has long been settled in all parties. Once Mr. Zhang encounters mischief with others, he must immediately report to the master.

But today, things are quite difficult.

Last night, the boy who reported to Zhang Linfang said that Mr. Zhang pushed an extremely handsome young master, and asked him to kneel down. If he refused, the young master would hit him. He happened to meet Shen Youfang and stopped him.Although Shen Youfang is a merchant, but relying on his wealth and connections with other parties, he doesn't pay attention to the idle sesame officials. Zhang Linfang listened to the report and twirled his beard to think. Sorry, but don't cause any trouble.

Thinking of his son again, he sighed that the wicked son had no morals, and it was a headache.He shook his head embarrassingly, and went to rest.

But people slept until midnight, when a master bookkeeper suddenly came to Zhizhou's mansion and told him quietly that two of the official account books and documents of the nine mansions under his rule were suddenly taken away.

Although it is a coincidence that there is no book, why do you have to rush to it?

Zhang Linfang really sat up in a dream in the cold night, only to realize that the disaster was coming from the sky: The Lin family in Beijing was sacked within a month, and all parties spent more than 8000 taels of silver on management, and now they are still being targeted!But it can be seen that the amount of gold and silver in his hand is not more than [-] to [-], this matter is too sudden, if something goes wrong, how to deal with it?

He hurriedly asked the master bookkeeper: "Who took the account book away?"

The chief secretary replied: "On the seal of the booklet, you can see the word 'imperial envoy'."

— Imperial envoy!It's actually in Xuzhou!

These words were like a basin of cold water poured over Zhang Linfang's forehead, how could he sleep in such a situation?He hurriedly put on his clothes and got up, sent the master secretary away, and immediately grabbed the lantern stick by the door and rushed to the courtyard: "Niety! Get out of here!"

Mr. Zhang drank flowers and wine with the dandy, and sang pornographic songs until late at night. At this time, his face was half washed, and he was not sleepy yet. Suddenly he woke up and saw the three old men staggering, holding three long Rod was about to come rushing to beat him, his legs were so frightened that his legs went limp, and the wine immediately sobered up halfway: "Fathers! Speak up if you have something to say!"

"Niezi! Niezi!" Zhang Linfang said involuntarily. After hitting more than ten poles, his lungs hurt from anger: "Tell me! Who did you smash in the theater today!"

Mr. Zhang was beaten to the point where the whole room was crying, clutching his back and yelling, "Isn't he just a little boy! He just happened to know Shen Youfang!"

"The person who can ask Shen Youfang to rescue himself is an ordinary person? You still call him a bad face!" Zhang Linfang shook his beard and pointed at his face and scolded, "You pig brain, how many times have I told you! The Lin family fell, and the Zhou family Boom, you need to bow your head in recent years! Do you have a big neck and can’t learn to bend, and you have to be hacked to remember things?! Now someone goes to Zhizhou to mention my official account book! You are going to make me a disaster Imminent!"

"Daddy, calm down!" Young Master Zhang plopped on the ground and cried, "Then that man is indeed a badass, and the people who follow him are also handsomes, and the two are weak and weak, and they can't even push their son. , It’s just that you speak more harshly, and you don’t look like a high official! Maybe it’s just a coincidence, just a coincidence..."

I wish it was a coincidence.Zhang Linfang held back his breath and asked, "What's that man's name?"

Mr. Zhang thought back in a daze, and he hesitated: "It seems that the surname is Wen, or is the surname Wen?"

"Wen?!" Zhang Linfang brought it up again in a breath, "What's the last name?!"

Mr. Zhang settled down: "Wen! Shen Youfang called him Mr. Wen."

—My goodness, this is just right.

The stick in Zhang Linfang's hand fell to the ground with a clang, and he almost fainted while holding the back of his head, but fortunately the servant helped him from behind.Although Mr. Zhang is an asshole, he relies on his father the most, and at this moment he was so shocked that his tears disappeared, he immediately went up to support his father's back body: "Father, you are fine!"

"...It's okay, you mother Xipi!" Zhang Linfang's beard was trembling, and his lips were a little bruised: "The imperial envoy Liu Bingrong patrolled the south to control the water, and the worker from the Ministry of Industry who followed him was Wen! The youngest son of Shaoqing Wen Jiuling! He is also in charge of the post of householder, Yuqianlu Shi! Brilliant! The official jumps to the third level! Hand-picked by the imperial pen! You actually want someone to kneel for you! He doesn’t even kneel for his father, you can say yes Who is it that makes people kneel?!"

Mr. Zhang's face turned pale with fright: "... Your Majesty?" Strangely, the man said that he couldn't afford it.

——It's not just that I can't afford it?What a disrespect!

Zhang Linfang slapped him with trembling hands, and slapped him on the face. At this moment, he was so angry that he couldn't speak.The servant hurriedly helped him to sit down, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said to his son: "I used to suffer from Wen Jiuling in Beijing, and he is also responsible for the downfall of the Lin family. Qingliu from Xinjiang, even if he is an imperial envoy, he will not be courteous for nothing, and he will find me, Zhang Linfang, indiscriminately. The key to this matter lies in the surname Wen. He must have remembered your hatred and wanted to toss. Invite Liu Bingrong to investigate Lao Tzu. When the sun rises, you will go to find Shen Youfang and ask him to lead you to make amends to that Wen! If it doesn’t work, let’s talk about other things.”

Mr. Zhang responded with a "hey hey". After being frightened by this, he didn't have any temper or ideas, so he stood in the hall and just listened to his father.

Seeing his useless appearance, Zhang Linfang was even more furious—what is an embroidered pillow and a bag of grass, this is it!Although he hated Wen Jiuling, those two sons had to be as capable as they could be. They went up to the Nine Mansions, went down to guard the frontier, served as Sima in the state, and went to Beijing to try cases.Look at my own house again, thank God for not demolishing the house!

Comparing people to people can really piss people off.

But Qi Yu's side naturally didn't know that Zhang Linfang had poured dirty water on Wen Yanzhi.It was already noon when he got up in the morning, he rubbed the medicine on Wen Yanzhi, and then held him in his arms to feed him. It was the time of deep affection, and his heart had already been thrown into the sugar bowl. Suddenly, he heard a servant report from outside, Shen Youfang brought Mr. Zhang to plead guilty.

Wen Yanzhi leaned on Qi Yu's back, and paused with the hand holding the fish soup: "That Mr. Zhang?"

——It's not like someone who will take the blame.

In the theater building last night, that Young Master Zhang's voice was so loud that even Qi Yu could listen to all of his words while sitting on the second floor. What he was thinking at this time was naturally the same as Wen Yanzhi's.At this moment, he was leaning against Wen Yanzhi, holding a lock of Wen Yanzhi's hair in his hand, with the black silk wrapped around his fingers, as if thinking, a few flashes of thought, he had already imagined all kinds of possibilities, and couldn't help sneering: "It seems that his father He also has long ears, before we came to the door, he delivered it first." Thinking about coming to Xuzhou, it must be a situation where officials protect each other, otherwise how would Zhang Linfang know so quickly when he mentions the book late at night?It must be that the hand has reached out to the magistrate's mansion.

Wen Yanzhi put down his free hand to support his body, moved away a few inches with difficulty, and seemed to be about to get up.

Qi Yu thought it was funny for him to look like this, so he turned around and took him back: "What are you doing up?"

Wen Yanzhi was stunned: "He came to plead guilty, and my minister will naturally go to greet him."

"Welcome him?" Qi Yu's lips twitched: "You, can you get up?"

Wen Yanzhi: "..."

- up... no... come...

——And, I don't want to wake up at all.Moreover, my legs hurt, my waist hurts, my head hurts, and my whole body will fall apart when I move.

——The lower body is still in pain.

Qi Yu suddenly sat up straight, with his hands on Wen Yanzhi's belt: "If you can get up, then..."

"Can't get up, can't get up, can't get up!" Wen Yanzhi hurriedly placed the soup bowl between the two of them, and retracted his feet under the quilt just after putting down the edge of the bed: "My minister, just talk, the emperor must not take it seriously."

Qi Yu smiled and retracted his hands, stood up and straightened his robe, "You just rest, so that you can finish eating, and the hot water will be delivered in a while. I will go out for you to see that young master."

Wen Yanzhi: "But he is looking for a humble minister—"

"You look like this," Qi Yu leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, "I just don't want others to see it."

Then when Wen Yanzhi blushed again, he strode out of the room.

Mr. Zhang really failed Jing.

When Qi Yu walked to the front hall, he saw Shen You Fang in the front yard standing beside the pillar in white clothes fluttering, and another man in plain linen jacket was tying up thorns and kneeling on the stone bricks , it must be that young master.

When Shen Youfang saw Qi Yu coming out, he greeted, "Liu Shilang." A pair of eyes habitually looked at Qi Yu's expression, and saw that Qi Yu looked a little radiant, and he seemed to be in a good mood.

"Mr. Shen." Qi Yu returned lightly, his eyes fell on Mr. Zhang who was kneeling beside him: "What's going on?"

——Why do you ask me what happened to what you did yourself?

The corners of Shen Youfang's mouth twitched, and he said: "Mr. Zhang offended Mr. Wen last night, and this morning he found Caomin, saying that he would come to the mansion to plead guilty. Seeing his sincerity, Caomin was very moved, so he had to bring him here to bother Liu Shilang. gone."

Mr. Zhang knelt very upright, and said in a crying voice: "Caomin Zhang Shu pays his respects to Mr. Minister! Caomin made a mistake of drinking last night and offended member Wen in the theater building. I hereby come here to plead guilty and beg Wen to punish him!"

Qi Yu leaned against the door frame with folded arms, looking down at him: "Oh? How to punish?"

Mr. Zhang recalled his father’s advice before leaving the house, and he gritted his teeth and said: “The grassroots came here with thorns, and I just ask the Wen officer to teach me to beat the grassroots to relieve the unhappiness! I hope that the Wen officer will calm down, and don’t be angry about the grassroots ants! Otherwise, the grassroots Impossible to die!"

Qi Yu wanted to pay for this play.He called out: "Li Gengnian!"

Li Gengnian jumped down from the roof: "Yes."

Qi Yu smiled: "Since Mr. Zhang sincerely asks for advice, let's strike."

Li Gengnian: "Okay." He began to roll up his sleeves, "Mr. Zhang, do you want to use the thorns on your body? Or do you have other things you like more?"

Mr. Zhang: "???" What do you mean by "then fight"? !This is different from what Dad said!

——If you don’t forgive me, shouldn’t you drive me out?

——Why do you really want to hit me?Still let me pick something? !

Seeing that Li Gengnian was about to come up to pick the thorns on his body, Mr. Zhang hurriedly put his hands in front of his body: "Where is Wen Wen, Wen Wenwai? The so-so people want to ask Wen Wenwai to see him, so please apologize in person!" That little boy should not be so cruel!

Qi Yu sneered, "You can't see that." Then he called Shen Youfang and went to the flower hall.

Li Gengnian clicked his tongue twice, feeling that his emperor is really very dignified.Turning to look at Young Master Zhang, I feel sorry for his delicate skin and tender flesh.

He raised his hand and pulled out a twig from Mr. Zhang, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Zhang, do you have any taboos? For example, should the wound be symmetrical? Should the bloodstain be round? Should the teeth be left in the middle or at both ends? Should the eyes be left or left?" Right? Huh?"

Mr. Zhang moved his lips tremblingly, and stepped back on his knees: "No, no, no..."

A moment later, the cry of killing a pig resounded throughout the house.