On the probability of being forced into an attack

Not too good, he also thought that there should only be ladies in the emperor's palace, even if they are full of vicious tricks, they should show a dignified and generous smile, but he didn't expect that the people inside were a group of wolves who could stage a erotic picture at any time, and he couldn't help but feel a little cold sweat, I don't know what the original owner's taste is like.

After the breakfast and dinner, Lu Shangwen really didn't want to see these so-called male pets again. It would take a lot of trouble to have one Tang Yushu, and it would be unbearable to have another bunch of such male pets. Lu Shangwen even thought that This group of male pets were all fished out by the original owner from the brothel, because they looked at him too openly, it seemed that as long as he gave an order, the other party would immediately take off their obscene pants and spread their legs.

Lu Shangwen thought for a while, but he couldn't quite imagine the next scene.

Lu Shangwen went to bed early at night, and woke up early the next day. Before dawn, the candles were still burning. Lu Shangwen stood and raised his hands for the maid to dress him. The heavy court clothes were wrapped layer by layer. Lu Shangwen felt that he was It's just a zongzi, wrapped layer by layer.

After going out wearing this outfit, Lu Shangwen felt really heavy and fat.

Just before dawn, a group of ministers lined up neatly in the square to congratulate Lu Shangwen. Accompanied by the sound of musical instruments, it was lively and solemn.After the congratulations, the scene was changed collectively. Lu Shangwen gave tea and a seat, and then distributed the purse to the court ladies and eunuchs.

After the dissolution, Lu Shangwen was a little tired. He wanted to go back to Mingkun Palace for a rest, but when he met Li Heku, Lu Shangwen was taken aback for a moment, didn't pay any attention, and just passed him by.

As soon as he got to a place where no one was around, Lu Shangwen searched his sleeves and found a note with only a few words written on it——

——It’s done, return in March.

Lu Shangwen restrained himself, crumpled the note into a small lump, and was about to throw it into a secret place when he saw Duan Xuan walking towards him. He was stunned and immediately threw the small lump back into his sleeve inside.

Duan Xuan's face was a little red, perhaps because of shyness, Lu Shangwen looked around subconsciously when he saw her, and he was relieved after making sure that Tang Yushu was not nearby.

"What are you doing here?" Lu Shangwen asked curiously.

Duan Xuan lowered her eyes, with slight anxiety in her eyes, but through Lu Shangwen's perspective, only the top of Duan Xuan's head can be seen, and the anxiety in her eyes cannot be seen.

Duan Xuan opened his mouth, raised his head to look at Lu Shangwen for a while, and then said: "Your Majesty... Chinese New Year, well, I hope you will succeed in your career."

"I also wish you more and more beautiful." Lu Shangwen smiled back and wished, Duan Xuan's performance was just a little girl's shyness in his eyes, and he didn't think of anything else.

Duan Xuan's face turned even redder, and there was something flickering in her eyes, as if she was about to cry, but she was indeed crying, and the tears flowed down in big drops, she stammered: "I... I……"

Lu Shangwen felt that Duan Xuan was a little too excited, so he had to take out a handkerchief from his arms to wipe Duan Xuan's tears, and comforted him: "What's wrong with you? Speak slowly, don't panic."

Duan Xuan finally stopped the tears in her eyes, she bit her lower lip and said, "I have a gift for you." After finishing speaking, she stretched out her hand that had been kept behind her back, holding a box, Beautifully wrapped.

Lu Shangwen felt a little funny: "It's just a gift, you don't need to be so excited."

Duan Xuan bit her lower lip and shook her head, "The concubine is not excited, it's just... tears flowed down unconsciously."

"Okay, okay." Lu Shangwen has a natural compassion for girls, especially pretty girls, and he just feels helpless when he sees Duan Xuan like this.

As soon as Lu Shangwen took the box, Duan Xuan left. Lu Shangwen could only see her tears and shy face due to excitement, but did not see the rain of tears and the deep grief in her eyes when she turned to leave.

In the hiding place, someone looked at them from a distance, then raised the corners of his mouth, showing a successful smile, his eyes were dark.

I went to worship Buddha in the afternoon, and Lu Shangwen had to come back for dinner again.

This time he was not facing a bunch of male favorites, but the queen mother.

After returning home at night, Lu Shangwen was almost exhausted. He took a shower first, then squinted his eyes and crawled onto the bed in the dark. When he turned over and was about to sleep, he felt a dull pain in his waist.I don't know what reached his waist, Lu Shangwen stretched out his hand in confusion, and found a box. He squinted his eyes and saw a delicate and beautiful box. After thinking for a while, he suddenly remembered that this was a gift from Duan Xuan in the afternoon. A gift for himself, just now when he was changing his clothes, he put it in his arms, but he didn't expect it to fall to his waist at this time.

Looking at the box, Lu Shangwen suddenly became interested. He sat up, and then opened the box. Inside was a dagger. The decorative pattern from the scabbard to the handle was exquisite and beautiful. Lu Shangwen had never seen such a beautiful dagger. Dagger, so he became a little excited. He played with the knife for a while, and then he became sleepy again. He had to put the dagger back in the box, put it on the table beside him, and finally fell down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep. .

After falling asleep, he had a dream.

He dreamed of that Erha again.In the dream, he was still lying on the grass, with an Erha scratching his face next to him. It was different from the scene in the last dream. It was a dusky evening, and Lu Shangwen was able to open his eyes and move around.

As soon as Lu Shangwen opened his eyes, the husky, wagging its tail, stood up and ran away.

Lu Shangwen looked at the running figure of the husky in some confusion, and sat up with his hands on the grass.He saw high-rise buildings, traffic like a dragon, and pedestrians like a sea.

Lu Shangwen, who saw everything in this modernization, was not as excited as he thought before. He was just confused and didn't know why he appeared here.He stood up and walked into the crowd.

I don’t know how long I’ve been walking, the long and long flow of people seems to have no □ no end, Lu Shangwen turned a corner at the crossroads, and the pedestrians beside him disappeared, as if Lu Shangwen felt it, he turned the corner and saw the bird The husky was sitting in the center of the intersection. When it saw Lu Shangwen who was alone, it wagged its tail and ran towards the other side suddenly.

Lu Shangwen was taken aback for a moment, then followed him, turned another corner, and the husky disappeared. He saw a girl walking towards him. The girl had a cold face and held a bunch of flowers in her hand. Lu Shangwen couldn't remember who it was, he Watching the girl pass by him, Lu Shangwen turned his head and saw that the scene that used to be a road had turned into a cemetery. The girl bent down and placed the bouquet of flowers beside the tombstone, on which his photo was pasted.

The girl looked at it for a while, then whispered something, she stood up and left.Lu Shangwen's heart skipped a beat, he had a bad premonition, but when he was about to follow up, there was a force in his hand pulling him, Lu Shangwen turned his head and saw the husky who suddenly disappeared was biting his wrist, his face It is fierce, it bites Lu Shangwen's hand, and it is also bleeding.

Lu Shangwen seemed to hear the husky calling to him.

The voice became louder and louder, and finally Lu Shangwen regained consciousness. He opened his eyes and saw the boy sitting on him with the dagger Duan Xuan gave him stuck in his abdomen.

The author has something to say: ah, ah, I’m finally back, I’m sorry, everyone, the computer was broken before and I couldn’t access the Internet. I have cleared all the stand-alone games that are stuck, alas

This chapter is a bit short, and one-third of the content is finally almost finished. If there is no way, just read this chapter reluctantly. I will have a thick and long chapter tomorrow.

☆、Chapter 27

According to people's words, Naxinna's concubine smeared the dagger given to the emperor with a drug that could make people dream and turn into a bloodthirsty lunatic.

According to people's words, the emperor's most beloved male pet received an order to go to Mingkun Palace to serve as a servant after that, and the person who delivered the order had contact with the concubine not long ago.

According to people's words, when the male pet came to Mingkun Palace, he saw that the emperor had fallen asleep, and wanted to do some weird things to have fun, but he didn't expect that the emperor had already taken the harmful drug at this time. It was the anger of the knife that hurt the male pet.

It has been three days since this happened, and people who know about it have obviously given a "no nonsense" verbal order, but no one knows who leaked it, and now it is spreading everywhere, just a few days, The rumor outside has changed from the normal version to the beast version. It is said that Xinna’s concubine has strange magic. Because the emperor did a few things to her, she loves and hates the emperor, so she tempted the emperor. After taking the medicine to turn into a wild beast, the whole Mingkun Palace was harmed. Although the emperor had no intention of life or death of the people in the palace, the problem was that his favorite male pet was serving him in the palace. When he woke up, he found The male favorite was already dead, so he was furious and sent the concubine to death row.

Lu Shangwen was in a daze when he heard this version, and it was really unbelievable. Lu Shangwen did put Duan Xuan in prison, but it was not a death row, it was just an ordinary cell, and Tang Yushu was not dead. It hurt the abdomen, but it didn't hurt the root. It just lost too much blood and needed to be recuperated.

Lu Shangwen spent his first New Year here in confusion, not only because of drug addiction or murder in the harem, but also because of his dream.Although Lu Shangwen seems to be indecisive, he is very decisive in some things, such as the things before time travel. When he just came here and found that he had no way to go back after trying again and again, he didn't go there except missing. Thinking about going back, thinking about it now, it seems like it happened centuries ago, even with Xu Wenwen who he thought would be so impressive that he would never forget it for life, but now he has forgotten the lines on her mouth when she smiled... ...But now, he is dreaming of the past... That's right, when Lu Shangwen walked into the endless river of people, even though he didn't realize it at the time, when he thinks about it now, he finds that the faces of those people are all Some people he once knew, even friends who wore the same trousers as brothers, and these people who had carved deep marks in his life, passed him by with expressionless faces in his dream, and walked away from him. further away.And that girl with a slightly cold face...his sister also left him without looking sideways.Because everyone thought he was gone, he had to go eventually.

After he finished his dream, he was frightened into a cold sweat by Tang Yushu, and then he was so busy with these things that he didn't touch the ground. When Duan Xuan was found to be tricky and Tang Yushu woke up from his coma, Lu Shangwen was quiet. Sit down quietly, thinking about this.

Lu Shangwen felt a little strange. When he was thinking about his dream, he was unwilling, longing, and lonely, but he was more relieved, as if the force that had been pressing him and urging him to retreat had been removed. For a moment, Lu Shangwen figured out something, but he didn't know what he had figured out.

Just thinking about it like this, Lu Shangwen felt a lot more relaxed, and heard that a eunuch informed Tang Yushu that he woke up and wanted to see the emperor, so he got up and walked to Tang Yushu's place with relief.

As soon as he arrived at Lu Shangwen, he saw Tang Yushu who got up and stood by the table, propped up on the table and drank tea with trembling hands holding a teacup. He felt a "click" in his heart, and quickly stepped forward to support Tang Yushu and helped him drink the tea.

"What are you doing? Why is no one here to help you?" Lu Shangwen was a little annoyed. After helping others drink tea, he helped Tang Yushu back to the bed, "Are... are your wounds okay? It’s all done by the servants.”

Tang Yushu looked at him, his eyes flickering. He was silent for a while, and then said in a hoarse voice: "I'm not used to others serving me... Where is He Qing? It's fine if he comes."

Then Heqing... Lu Shangwen always felt that there was something wrong with this person. As long as he was around Tang Yushu, Lu Shangwen would always have a kind of him pestering Tang Yushu to discuss how to harm Lu Shangwen. Regretted, he felt that he was too impulsive, it was safer to make a friend than an enemy, but the matter had already been done, and there was no way to go back.After this incident happened, Lu Shangwen took advantage of the reason of rectifying the atmosphere in the palace to change the positions of the maids and guards in the palace.

It's just that Lu Shangwen couldn't refuse Tang Yushu's words. He was silent for a while, then nodded in agreement.

Duan Xuan would do such a thing, Lu Shangwen was very disappointed, but more suspicious, he didn't think Duan Xuan would do such a thing, but the dagger was indeed given to him by Duan Xuan, and that The dagger was indeed confirmed by the Tai Hospital to be coated with a vicious drug.

Lu Shangwen always felt strange, but Duan Xuan didn't know why. While saying that he was innocent, he also said that this was what she did.When Lu Shangwen once wanted to sit down and think about where the doubts were, his mind was in chaos, and he could only stare blankly at the things in front of him, unable to think about it.

The weather soon warmed up, and Tang Yushu's injuries healed until only scars remained, while Li Heku's health gradually deteriorated.Duan Xuan is still in prison.

The snow has already melted, but there will still be frost in the morning, Lu Shangwen walked towards Zichen Palace stepping on the glazed floor.At this time Tang Yushu had already woken up, leaning on the bedpost to read a book.Lu Shangwen went over to ask about Tang Yushu's situation, and a maid brought a boiled soup. Tang Yushu wanted to drink it by himself, but Lu Shangwen insisted on taking the soup to feed Tang Yushu.

After feeding, the two were silent for a long time. Tang Yushu seemed to forget how he asked Lu Shangwen for a kiss after being stabbed. He didn't mention anything. Lu Shangwen thought he would relax, but his heart couldn't stop tight.Until Tang Yushu got a little tired and lay down to rest, Lu Shangwen didn't leave. He sat and read Tang Yushu with his eyes closed for a long time.

During this time, Tang Yushu turned over, and Lu Shangwen was so startled that he jumped all over, and found that Tang Yushu only relaxed when he turned over in a deep sleep.

What is he nervous about?Lu Shangwen laughed at himself secretly in his heart. He stood up and wanted to leave. When he saw Tang Yushu's quilt fell off, he bent down to pick up the quilt, and covered Tang Yushu tightly and meticulously, so that only his head was exposed. During this time, his fingertips accidentally brushed Tang Yushu's lips, and he was shocked. After the quilt was covered, there seemed to be the touch of Tang Yushu's lips. Lu Shangwen looked at his fingertips for a while, and then seemed to be As if he had made a decision, he bent down and kissed Tang Yushu's mouth. The touch was very slight, and it was easy to leave, but Lu Shangwen felt that the feeling there was deep, as if some kind of imprint had been engraved on it.

After this kiss, he couldn't go back.

Lu Shangwen thought sadly, and then he quickly left as if he was afraid of something.

After Lu Shangwen left, there was no one beside Tang Yushu, and there was a deathly silence in the room for a while.Tang Yushu's eyelashes were trembling, and then he opened his eyes.

The author has something to say: Dear everyone, I would like to give you a belated Happy National Day

The long-delayed □□ is about to arrive... About a few chapters later... Tangtang and Xiaolu will tear their skins apart... Thinking about it, I feel so excited, what should I do, sweeten it first, and then A little bit more abuse, then a little sweetness, then a bit more abuse...

I don’t know why I like tearing the most, even if it’s women, men and women, I like men tearing [-] the most

Lord Lu's popularity seems to be very high, but the only problem is that he is a scumbag. I would say that he was cruel in the end... Well, it is miserable for me. I don't know what you think

☆、[Fanwai] One hundred questions about couples' sex

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The vacation time is too short, so I can't finish typing. I will add four chapters when I come back. Please don't be too impatient.

1 May I have your name?

Lu Shangwen: Lu Shangwen

Tang Yushu: Tang Yushu

2 What is the age?

Lu Shangwen: Well... before wearing and after wearing... Forget it, I'd better not talk about it...

Tang Yushu: [-]

3 gender is?

Lu Shangwen: A real man, needless to say

Tang Yushu: male

4 What is your personality like?

Lu Shangwen: The greatest good man in history

Tang Yushu: Not very good, he always drives me crazy

Lu Shangwen: Damn it's none of my business

Tang Yushu: Just like this... If you don't admit it, I won't force it [sneering]

Lu Shangwen: ... No, I didn't say anything [cold sweat]

5 The character of the other party?

Lu Shangwen: I used to think he was a little white rabbit, pitiful and cute, but because my brother was a straight man at that time, I was so entangled in my heart, now... can I ask him to return to the factory to rebuild?

Tang Yushu: Very cute, I used to always want to kill him so I wouldn’t be so obsessed, but I don’t want to just kill him like this, now I always want to lock him up so I won’t cause trouble, but I’m afraid that he will hate me

Lu Shangwen: Damn you actually want to lock me up!

Tang Yushu: In fact, it is equivalent to locking him up now. It is locked in my heart, and no one can take it away.

Lu Shangwen: You are very talented in talking about love, learn how to cook with me!

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Lu Shangwen: Hey, I don’t remember either, I just remember it was a dark night where you can’t see your fingers… Well, it seems to be in the palace

Tang Yushu: On the night he redeemed me from the building, the Guanlou... shouldn't be counted, it was in the palace

7 The first impression of the other party?

Lu Shangwen: ...Can I wait until he is not present?

Tang Yushu: I thought at the time, this emperor is a fool... Shang Wen, why didn't you say it?

Lu Shangwen: ...

Tang Yushu: If you don't speak up, I will force you to speak up tonight.

Lu Shangwen: I, I just want someone who is so handsome hahahaha

Tang Yushu: Forget it... I can only force you at night...

8 What do you like about each other?

Lu Shangwen: She is pretty, and she is obedient when she is not angry

Tang Yushu: I like them all, but I can’t forgive them for disobeying me

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Lu Shangwen: When I'm angry, I feel weird in the dark, always thinking that I like others

Tang Yushu: Against Me

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Lu Shangwen: Well, very good

Tang Yushu: very good

11 What do you call each other?

Lu Shangwen: Yu Shu, baby, dear

Tang Yushu: Shang Wen, His Majesty, Shopkeeper

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Lu Shangwen: Husband

Tang Yu Shu: Yu Shu

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Lu Shangwen: ...Well, is there any animal that looks cute but is actually very ferocious?

Tang Yushu: Cats... look scary when they are angry, but they are just smooth and cute.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Lu Shangwen: My brother is the best gift for the invincible universe, what else can I give?

Tang Yushu: Do my best to give what I love

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Lu Shangwen: Tang Yushu

Tang Yushu: Shang Wen

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Lu Shangwen: Yes, I always keep my worries in my heart, and I can't help but put me on the bed

Tang Yushu: Yes, I always like to show off

17 What is your problem?

Lu Shangwen: So handsome

Tang Yushu: ...Maybe I'm too weak, I'm always afraid that he will leave

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Lu Shangwen: love to be angry

Tang Yushu: Too much contact with others, scheming is always used where it should not be used

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Lu Shangwen: hurting himself and hurting me

Tang Yushu: leave me

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Lu Shangwen: Being with other people, motherfucker, I feel sad when I think about it, it’s okay if women don’t let me touch them, and they drive people away

Tang Yushu: When I pointed my sword at him, I could see that he wanted to kill me

21 How far is your relationship?

Lu Shangwen: ...Obviously

Tang Yushu: He can't leave me anymore, I think

22 Where did two people first date?

Lu Shangwen: On the street, I took him to go shopping, but he ran away

Tang Yushu: Every moment after I was tempted was like dating

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Lu Shangwen: all absent-minded

Tang Yushu: As long as there is no calculation, everything is good

24 How far has it progressed then?

Lu Shangwen: This kid has nothing to do, so he presses me to kiss

Tang Yushu: He is still guarding against me, and I am also very entangled

25 frequent date spots?

Lu Shangwen: Well, on the street

Tang Yushu: On the bed

Lu Shangwen: ...

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Lu Shangwen: Buy a bowl of noodles, just wash them for nothing

Tang Yushu: Test out what he wants, and then prepare

27 Which party confessed first?

Lu Shangwen: Yushu

Tang Yushu: Yes, it’s me

28 How much do you like each other?

Lu Shangwen: When he dies, I will burn him to ashes and carry him with me every day

Tang Yushu: When he dies, I will die with him, and I will continue to pester him in the underworld

29 So, do you love each other?

Lu Shangwen: Nonsense

Tang Yushu: Love

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Lu Shangwen: He said he likes me

Tang Yushu: Leave me

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Lu Shangwen: It’s okay, as long as he has such a temper, no one can stand it except me, and he will come back to me alone when the time comes

Tang Yushu: Kill him before committing suicide

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Lu Shangwen: No

Tang Yushu: Absolutely impossible

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Lu Shangwen: Go find him, something must have happened

Tang Yushu: Continue to wait

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Lu Shangwen: laugh

Tang Yushu: When you are panting violently because of love and desire

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Lu Shangwen: Damn, when he told me he wanted to do it, I was so excited, I wanted to run away

Tang Yushu: When you hug me and kiss me

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Lu Shangwen: Cook for me

Tang Yushu: Do, Love

39 Ever quarreled?

Lu Shangwen: I quarreled

Tang Yushu: Well

40 What are the quarrels?

Lu Shangwen: He thought I was having an affair with someone else

Tang Yushu: Yes, that's it

How to reconcile after 41?

Lu Shangwen: Hmph, think for yourself

Tang Yushu: Do, Love

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Lu Shangwen: I hope he will be reincarnated obediently

Tang Yushu: Hope and Desire

43 When do you feel loved?

Lu Shangwen: Every moment after dating

Tang Yushu: When he was jealous

44 What is your expression of love?

Lu Shangwen: Well, I thought in my heart that this is the person and treat him better

Tang Yushu: Do, Love

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Lu Shangwen: When he is no longer jealous

Tang Yushu: When you are with others

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Lu Shangwen: Rose

Tang Yushu: Rose

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Lu Shangwen: There used to be, but not now

Tang Yushu: Maybe there used to be but not now

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Lu Shangwen: He is so beautiful, people always pester him, I always feel that I am not good enough for him

Tang Yushu: He is so cute and innocent, but I am so...

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Lu Shangwen: Open

Tang Yushu: Public

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Lu Shangwen: Of course

Tang Yushu: I will never let go until the end

☆、[Fanwai] One hundred questions about couples' sex

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Lu Shangwen: Of course.

Tang Yushu: I will never let go until the end.

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Lu Shangwen: You go, I don't want to see you.

Tang Yushu: Make whatever he wants.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Lu Shangwen: I don't know why.

Tang Yushu: Every time I wash up and serve him, he either sleeps in a mess, or slides under me naturally. Later, he told me that it seems that the one who keeps moving his waist is the most tired, and he hasn’t changed since then Pass.

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Lu Shangwen: Not bad.

Tang Yushu: Very good.

54 The location of the first H?

Lu Shangwen: Broken Flower Palace.

Tang Yushu: Tong Shangwen.

55 How did you feel at that time?

Lu Shangwen: Brother, it hurts to death.

Tang Yushu: Sad, distressed, and resentful.

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Lu Shangwen: What a piece of jade, I was attracted to him unconsciously.

Tang Yushu: It's beautiful.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Lu Shangwen: What it is exactly... I forgot, as if I made fun of him.

Tang Yushu: Respond to his words.

58 times per week H?

Lu Shangwen: Three or four times.

Tang Yushu: Three or four times.

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Lu Shangwen: It's best not to do it.

Tang Yushu: I want to do it all the time every day.

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Lu Shangwen: ...

Tang Yushu: Do it over and over again.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Lu Shangwen: How do I know?

Tang Yushu: Maybe he knows.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Lu Shangwen: His ears are the most sensitive, if he touches them accidentally, he will press them once

Tang Yushu: Clavicle, chest, fingertips, waist...

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Lu Shangwen: Like a leopard.

Tang Yushu: Very sexy.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Lu Shangwen: I like it if I do it.

Tang Yushu: As long as it's with him, I like it.

65 Where is H in general?

Lu Shangwen: ...

Tang Yushu: As long as you feel it, you can go anywhere.

66 H places you want to try?

Lu Shangwen: It seems that you have tried everything?

Tang Yushu: I want to come once in the street in front of everyone, so that everyone will know that he is mine.

Lu Shangwen: ...

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Lu Shangwen: Not necessarily, it depends on the interest, but it must be washed afterward. Before, I always thought that the lower part was more tiring, so I always let him wash it. Later, I realized that it seems that it is not easy to do the upper part. I had to take him to wash.

Tang Yushu remained silent, his ears flushed.

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Lu Shangwen (at a loss): Oh, it’s hard to say, once a man is satisfied, he can say anything hahaha...

Tang Yushu: It was agreed to be together forever, to live and die together.

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Lu Shangwen: I don't guarantee the body (after all, I didn't start it before), but the soul must be leveraged.

Tang Yushu: No.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Lu Shangwen: Forget it, I beg to differ this time.

Tang Yushu: Although I have no objection, if I really can't get it, I might do it.But if you can't get your heart, just thinking about it will feel painful.

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Lu Shangwen: I can't just go back, I have to take revenge in another form.

Tang Yushu: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill... (Under some indescribable comfort from Lu Shangwen, he calmed down a lot, the scene became calmer, and finally the interview could continue.)

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Lu Shangwen: This is not a question of embarrassment!Anyway, it's better to have less of this kind of thing...

Tang Yushu (face like a peach blossom): no matter before or after

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Lu Shangwen (glanced at Tang Yushu): For the physical and mental safety of both parties, it is better to refuse.

Tang Yushu: I belong to Lu Shangwen, so don't touch anyone.

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Lu Shangwen: Of course not.

Tang Yushu (shyly): I was not good at it at first, but under Shang Wen's guidance, I became proficient in it a lot.

75 What about the other party?

Lu Shangwen: Born obscene and demonic.

Tang Yushu: I was firmly in his hands.

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Lu Shangwen: The last time.

Tang Yushu: He is mine.

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Lu Shangwen: Smile at me, so pretty.

Tang Yushu: I like them all.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Lu Shangwen: ...I don't agree with this, he will skin me.

Tang Yushu: I have repeated it countless times, I belong to him and no one is allowed to touch me.

79 Are you interested in □□?

Lu Shangwen: It's over!Complete!without!have!Can you find some healthy topics to talk about?

Tang Yushu (face with peach blossoms): What is that, it seems very interesting?

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Lu Shangwen: My prayer must have manifested. Don’t just say that, you can’t do it!

Tang Yushu: I dare not imagine.

81 What do you think about □□?

Lu Shangwen: Desperate!

Tang Yushu: If Shang Wen does this to me, I will do my best to cooperate with him.

Lu Shangwen: ...This is obviously adultery!I have nothing to say with him.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Lu Shangwen: Over and over again...

Tang Yushu: He refuses to cooperate, and I dare not hurt him...

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Lu Shangwen: ...It's hard to say, except for the bed, it's basically everything...

Tang Yushu: On the street (haven't tried it yet)

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Lu Shangwen: It seems... yes?

Tang Yushu: All his expressions are temptations.

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Lu Shangwen: Ah... I still remember that once you went crazy, and when I was about to scold you, I found you were crying, so I coaxed you, and unexpectedly you had an expression of "Am I dreaming", really Are you that surprised?

Tang Yushu: Sorry...

86 Has the attacking side ever committed any crimes?

Lu Shangwen: Yes!

Tang Yushu: Sorry...

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Lu Shangwen: I really want to call him bloody!

Tang Yushu: I still remember his face covered in cold sweat and pale...

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Lu Shangwen: Very calm, seems a bit mysterious, just like Tang Yushu.

Tang Yushu: Lu Shangwen.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Lu Shangwen: It's half a catty, that's it!

Tang Yushu: Yes.

Did 90 use small props in H?

Lu Shangwen: ...

Tang Yushu: Yes.

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Lu Shangwen: Go to Suihua Palace to stay with him, accidentally...

Tang Yushu: Broken Flower Palace after falling off the cliff.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Lu Shangwen & Tang Yushu: Yes.

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Lu Shangwen: Mouth.

Tang Yushu (face with peach blossoms): I want to be kissed all over my body.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Lu Shangwen: Mouth.

Tang Yushu: All.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Lu Shangwen: Tell him: 'I am yours. '

Tang Yushu: Coax him: 'This is the last time. '

What will you think at 96H?

Lu Shangwen: ...can't be described.

Tang Yushu: Lu Shangwen.

97 times of H in one night