On the probability of being forced into an attack

Got a good skill to bully Tang Yushu ♂.

After the meal, the rain outside hadn't stopped, Tang Yushu wanted to return the umbrella to Lu Shangwen, but Lu Shangwen, who saw his movements, looked like an idiot.

Lu Shangwen: "What are you doing?"

Tang Yushu: "Give me back the umbrella."

Lu Shangwen glanced at the rain outside, and the raindrops fell on the glazed tiles. The rain was so heavy that he couldn't see the scenery outside clearly. He was silent for a while, still looking at Tang Yushu with the eyes of a silly child.

Lu Shangwen: "Did you see it?"

Tang Yushu: "What did you see?"

Lu Shangwen said in an impatient tone: "It's raining so hard outside, didn't you see it?"

Tang Yushu lowered his eyes, "This is His Majesty's umbrella, and it must be returned to His Majesty after all."

Lu Shangwen frowned: "I've given you the umbrella, what should you do, go back wet?"

Tang Yushu asked back: "The umbrella is given to me, what should your majesty do? I can't get your majesty wet because of myself."

The emperor's heart is a little sweet. Recently, the ability to affect the plot has become stronger and stronger, and he really can't stand it.

He called for Eunuch Zheng, took an umbrella from him, and said, "I'm also an emperor anyway, how could there be only one of these things, no matter how you say it, I won't get myself wet. That umbrella is Here it is, lest you get wet and get cold."

Tang Yushu pursed his lower lip, he put down his hand holding the umbrella, his eyes were a little bright.

Lu Shangwen thought for a while and asked, "You, why don't you have dinner with me from now on?"

Tang Yushu made a hesitant look: "I have food there."

Lu Shangwen spoke bluntly: "Is your food comparable to mine?"

Tang Yushu: "..."

Seeing that he had nothing to say, Lu Shangwen said, "Is this reason okay?"

Tang Yushu slightly hooked the corners of his lips, but the smile was fleeting, and he took it back before Lu Shangwen noticed it.

"Okay, just listen to Your Majesty."

Tang Yushu really came the next day, and Lu Shangwen asked the servants on the side to pretend to be rice again, and put it in front of Tang Yushu.

Lu Shangwen's hands were quick, and when Tang Yushu's meal was put down, he immediately picked up a few large pieces of meat and placed them in front of Tang Yushu.

Tang Yushu: "..."

He probably knew why Lu Shangwen was so eager to ask him to come here for dinner. It turned out that it was for this kind of thing, thanks to him...

But since he came, he couldn't bear to leave, Tang Yushu sighed in his heart, and picked up the chopsticks.

He thought he could eat the meat, but after all, the shadow of the past was too heavy, so he still thought highly of himself after all.

Tang Yushu stared at the meat caught in the chopsticks for a while, and then took a small bite of the meat, the fat in his mouth made him sick.Tang Yushu twisted his face and looked at Lu Shangwen, wanting to express his disgust for these things, but he didn't want Lu Shangwen to not notice his twisted face at all, and the other party was feeding food into his mouth at this time.

Before, Lu Shangwen was miserable because each dish could only be served with chopsticks a few times. He knew that the court rules could not be broken, but this dish could only be served with chopsticks a few times, which was too tragic, so he confessed everything He told him that the remaining dishes on each plate would be almost the same, so he could barely use his chopsticks a few more times, and because of this, Lu Shangwen learned how to make his favorite dishes as many as other dishes. I was a little terrified, for fear that others would find out that I was poisoned.

This emperor never did any good deeds, and there should be countless people who wanted to kill him. It's just a pity that when he was about to suffer retribution, his body was taken over by a person who shouldn't have suffered all of this, and at the same time he suffered the retribution on his behalf. .

Out of the corner of Lu Shangwen's eyes, Tang Yushu saw Tang Yushu looking at him. It seemed that the aura around him was not quite right. It was a bit gloomy. He was startled and thought that he had gone to the wrong set and ran into a horror movie. He was so scared that he dropped his chopsticks on the table superior.

Tang Yushu asked, "Your Majesty, are you alright?"

No matter how Lu Shangwen heard it, he felt that the words were resentful. He glanced at the fat meat on Tang Yushu's chopsticks that had only been bitten, and immediately understood that Tang Yushu didn't want to eat this meat.

How can you not eat meat?How can you not understand my mind?If I don't want you to eat meat, do I need to let you come over? It's not a good feeling to see your old enemy while eating, and it's still when the old enemy has a protagonist's aura that attracts you.

Lu Shangwen calmly took the chopsticks handed over by the servant at the side, and said: "Even if you don't want to eat, you have to eat. I am not tall [1.8 meters by eye, hey!], but you only reach my chin [a head shorter than me] Shorty], it is really because of eating less meat, boys naturally grow taller, and there are not many short ones at your age, right?" Indeed, there are not many, in the world of this book, long Got much higher.

Tang Yushu opened his mouth to speak, but Lu Shangwen unexpectedly grabbed the meat from his bowl and stuffed it into his mouth.

Tang Yushu: "..."

Tang Yushu was terribly frightened. Feeling the touch of the fat in his mouth, he couldn't help turning pale. The falling human head and the flying pieces of meat appeared in his mind. He resisted the desire to vomit and frowned. .No matter how delicious the meat is, it becomes uncomfortable.

"Nizhuoshe? (What are you doing)" Tang Yushu asked, because there was meat in his mouth, the words were vague.

Lu Shangwen laughed loudly: "Listening to what you said, I really made my anger out of laughter for a year!"

Tang Yushu was in a hurry. Although he didn't know what Lu Shangwen's words meant, he always felt that the other party was laughing at him. He had no choice but to swallow the meat in his mouth first, then thought about it, and angrily ate the meat on the chopsticks.

Then Lu Shangwen said: "There is nothing wrong with eating meat, I... that's all."

Tang Yushu knew what he wanted to say in the second half of the sentence, but he didn't make it clear, but acted as if he didn't know anything.

He was secretly upset because he couldn't eat too much meat, but he was worried that there were too many people here, and he was afraid that he would be caught if he said it.

Tang Yushu couldn't help thinking, if □□ ​​was injected into the meat... He was stunned for some reason, but felt that this was an extremely cruel decision, but if he didn't avenge his revenge, how would he face his ancestors after death.

While Tang Yushu was in a daze, Lu Shangwen took the opportunity to pick up a few more pieces of meat for him.

Lu Shangwen: "Come on, after you finish this bowl of meat, you are my brother!"

Tang Yushu: "..."

He was right, this person was so shameless that even if he killed him, he would not be able to relieve his grievances.

It has been raining for several days, so Lu Shangwen is a little depressed, because of the rain, he has lost a lot of entertainment activities, and finally healed his right hand, and he can happily do things that he couldn't do when he was injured. met his expectations.

Lu Shangwen just stayed in the study, holding the scripture book in his hand, staring blankly at the pattering rain outside, his whole body seemed to be petrified.

Tenth day of heavy rain.

Lu Shangwen: "..."

Tang Yushu held the scriptures introduced to him by Lu Shangwen in his hand, only to see the monster persecuting the monk, and when a monkey was about to jump out to save the monk, he looked up and saw Lu Shangwen with a dull face, and asked, "What's wrong, Your Majesty?"

Lu Shangwen said softly, "Don't you think it's been raining for a while?"

Tang Yu lowered his head: "Before this rain, the capital had been dry for three months. This rain has been going on for a long time, probably to make up for the few rains that didn't fall before."

Lu Shangwen: "But this is too long, right?! It's been ten days in a row! I'm going to be moldy!"

Tang Yushu asked suspiciously: "Your Majesty is a human being, how could this rain make you moldy?"

Lu Shangwen stretched out his hand with a sad face and said, "Touch and see, my body is so wet that it's almost moldy."

Tang Yushu then put down the notebook in his hand and walked towards Lu Shangwen.

The author has something to say: The stupid author has a typhoon/(ㄒo ㄒ)/~~Ride a bicycle and enjoy the feeling of messy hair

Today I introduced to my cousin in the first grade how to play the game of love development, do you think it is okay for me to do this?

Also, my stupid cousin keeps saying things like "You're so stupid" when he sees me playing the game and wants to sack him when he's walking at night

☆、Chapter Thirteen

Tang Yushu then put down the notebook in his hand and walked towards Lu Shangwen.

Lu Shangwen rolled up his sleeves, exposing his arms, and Tang Yushu reached out to touch them.

In fact, Lu Shangwen's hands were not wet, but Tang Yushu didn't know why, his eyes flickered, and said: "It seems that it is really a little wet, but it doesn't seem to be very wet, let me feel it again."

Lu Shangwen didn't answer him, but just said to himself: "Right, right? I'm sure I'm going to get moldy, right? When will the rain stop?"

Tang Yushu didn't hear his words, but just looked down at his exposed arm, slender, fair, with sparse hair, full of strength. Lu Shangwen probably felt a little sore when he raised his hand, so he put his hand down, and his sleeves followed his movements. down, covering his hands.

The haze in Tang Yushu's eyes dissipated.

Maybe it was because Tang Yushu hadn't answered for a long time, Lu Shangwen was a little puzzled, he turned his head and saw Tang Yushu who had covered up his strangeness, "Did you hear me?" He asked.

Seeing the doubts on Tang Yushu's face, Lu Shangwen wondered what this guy was in a daze just now, and didn't even hear his words.Lu Shangwen asked again: "I'm asking when the rain will stop."

Tang Yushu looked outside, the rain was still falling, but today the rain was much weaker than a few days ago, "It will stop in a few days, right?"

During these boring few days, Lu Shangwen and Tang Yushu were still reading books together. When the rain outside was so small that it almost stopped, Lu Shangwen's mood began to cheer up. He sometimes sits down, sometimes stands up, sometimes walks around the house, the book in his hand can't be read enough, he just wants to wait for the rain outside to stop, and he will run out.

After waiting for an hour, the rain didn't stop.Lu Shangwen's mood was not very good at the beginning, he floated back to his seat like a wandering soul, and after standing upright for a while, there was a little soreness in his back, and he seemed to come back to his senses, He bent over and lay down on the case.After a while, his movements quietened down, and only the sound of his steady breathing remained in the room. Tang Yushu flipped through a few pages, feeling a little restless.

He glanced at Lu Shangwen who was lying on the desk, bit his lower lip, he couldn't make up his mind to pay attention, and turned his eyes back to the page in his hand, but couldn't look at anything.

He looked at it for a while, but when he turned the page, he forgot what he had just seen, so he turned it back and read it again, or swallowed it whole.It went on like this for a while, Tang Yushu became a little impatient, he closed the book gently, and looked at Lu Shangwen again.

Lu Shangwen was resting on his arm, his eyes were tightly closed. From Tang Yushu's angle, he could see Lu Shangwen's drooping eyelashes, which were black and dense.

He looked like he was fast asleep.

Tang Yushu put down the book in his hand, and walked towards Lu Shangwen quietly.

He stopped on the right side of Lu Shangwen, Lu Shangwen's face was facing here, his eyelids were indeed tightly closed, maybe he was really fast asleep.Tang Yushu looked at Lu Shangwen for a while, and was still a little puzzled.

He stretched out his hand, and gently rubbed against Lu Shangwen's cheek with the palm of his hand. Occasionally, he would touch the hanging hair and scrape the back of his hand, causing a slight itching.

Lu Shangwen fell asleep and fell asleep and suddenly dreamed that he was lying on a lawn, the blue sky and white clouds were opposite him, and an extremely large Erha was lying next to him, with his back facing him, and his wagging tail was scratching his right hand. He kept scratching his face, making his face itchy. Lu Shangwen was a little impatient. He stretched out his hand to slap the damn tail away, but Erha quickly slapped his tail away as if he knew he was going to slap his own tail. Shrunk back.

Lu Shangwen was a little annoyed, he stretched out his hand to grab the tail, but Erha ran away wagging his tail.

Lu Shangwen was a little hesitant. He actually touched Erha's tail just now, but what he got was not the hair of his hand, but...a delicate and smooth touch like human skin.

Is that really Erha?Lu Shangwen was a little puzzled, until now he realized that he had kept his eyes closed, that is to say, the blue sky, white clouds and lawn including Erha were all imagined by him, so who was scratching him?

This hesitation only lasted for a while, and then he was indifferent again.

It would be good without that erha, after all, he can continue to sleep without that erha to scratch him.

Lu Shangwen fell asleep again, and he woke up after an unknown time. When he opened his eyes, he saw the pens on the table and the porcelain on the opposite shelf. Seeing Tang Yushu who was sitting on the seat reading a book, he was ashamed. Instead of stretching, he covered his mouth and yawned. He narrowed his eyes. When he opened them again, his eyes were a little blurry. He rubbed his eyes and saw Fang The brush on the side stared blankly at the brush for a while, then suddenly took the brush and dipped it in ink, took a piece of rice paper and wanted to write his name.

I wrote my name on the paper several times, but it was all crooked. His calligraphy is still not very good-looking. You have to write slowly to make it look more correct. If you write fast or write big , It's really ugly and makes people sigh.

Lu Shangwen thought for a while, and suddenly saw Tang Yushu sitting upright, and his heart moved.

Lu Shangwen has almost forgotten the content of that book, but after all, as the protagonist, in order to seduce the emperor, he should have a knowledgeable side. If not, then what are you playing? A vulgar protagonist will It was complained by readers, so he subconsciously felt that Tang Yushu was beautifully written.

"Yu Shu." Lu Shangwen called out.

Tang Yushu's mind moved and he raised his head.It seems that since the acquaintance until now, Lu Shangwen has called him by such an intimate title for the first time.

"Your Majesty's name is Yushu." Tang Yushu asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Shangwen: "Are you literate?"

"Literacy."

"Can you write?"

"meeting."

"Are you good at calligraphy?"

"..." At this point, no matter how stupid he is, he knows what Lu Shangwen is going to do. He closed the book in his hand again and said: "I don't know whether my calligraphy is good or not. If Your Majesty wants to If you know, then let me write a few words to His Majesty."

Lu Shangwen was a little excited when he heard this, and quickly called him up.

Tang Yushu walked towards Lu Shangwen, took the pen from Lu Shangwen's hand, and was stunned when he saw the messy rice paper written by Lu Shangwen, but he still pretended not to see it, waved his hand calmly and wrote Lu Shangwen on the blank space of the rice paper These three words.

Lu Shangwen: "..."

Only then did Lu Shangwen confirm that Tang Yushu was indeed born to be the protagonist. The thin golden handwriting is really beautiful, and the writing is erratic and quick. The so-called thin, fleshy and beautiful is roughly like this.He was silent for a while, and couldn't help but start to feel inferior.

Look at other people, they have good looks, can dance, and are good at calligraphy.Then look at himself, calligraphy is not good, martial arts still take advantage of the original body, moves and so on have gone to nowhere, the only thing that has a bonus is a brute force.Thinking about it this way, he is just a strong eater.

Lu Shangwen thought sadly for a while, and then heard Tang Yushu's slightly smiling voice: "Your Majesty's writing is quite interesting, how did you write it?"

Lu Shangwen was silent for a while, and said with a little confidence: "That's... that's how it was written, how else can I write it?"

Tang Yushu felt a little funny when he heard this, but he was a little puzzled at the same time. How could his calligraphy be like this for a dignified generation of monarchs?Rather than believing that Lu Shangwen's words were carefully written by himself, he is more willing to believe that these words were written by Lu Shangwen casually.

After thinking about it, Tang Yushu felt that seeing is believing. He asked, "How did Your Majesty write it? Can you demonstrate it for me?"

As soon as Lu Shangwen heard this, his head grew big, as if his chances of passing the exam were extremely low, he was a miserable scumbag, and suddenly one day he could get a perfect score in every subject every time, and started crying about his past. The student with a gloomy road followed him, and the other party expressed his doubts about how he got such a low score in the exam. When he asked himself to write an exam paper for him to appreciate, it felt unusually sour.

"Cough..." Lu Shangwen coughed lightly and cleared his throat, "Forget it, what did you see in that book?"

Tang Yushu replied: "I saw that the monk was arrested again. The monkey also treated the monk with sincerity. He was heartbroken and went back to his nest. When he heard that the monk was arrested, he immediately went to rescue him."

"I'm done talking, can Your Majesty demonstrate it for me?"

Lu Shangwen: "..." Why did the topic come back?

Lu Shangwen dealt with Tang Yushu again, but in the end he had to write a few words.

"..."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Tang Yushu's voice sounded with a smile, which stood out in the silent study: "Your Majesty, your posture for holding the pen is wrong."

Lu Shangwen was a little embarrassed, would he say that he has held the pen like this for several months?He felt hot on his face, and asked, "Then how should I hold it?"

Tang Yushu pondered for a while, and said: "From ancient times to the present, there are countless ways of writing, but this is the first time I have seen such a ridiculously wrong posture."

Lu Shangwen: "..."

Now that you know it, don't talk so openly, okay?I'll be shy, okay?Damn, am I really the emperor?Do you want to say it so bluntly? !

Tang Yushu stretched out his hand to take away the writing brush in his hand, Lu Shangwen was stunned for a moment and obediently let go, then Tang Yushu held the writing brush around Lu Shangwen's neck with one hand, and held Lu Shangwen's right hand with the other, as if he was wrapping Lu Shangwen in his arms .Tang Yushu flattened his fingers, but saw the scars on Lu Shangwen's palms, which were scattered all over the place.

Tang Yushu was stunned, opened his mouth to say something, but couldn't say anything, he was silent for a while, and then immediately said: "There are many postures for holding a pen, and the one I most admire is the 'five-finger holding pen' , because I am most used to this kind of pen holding posture. "Five-finger pen holding method" refers to using all five fingers of the right hand to hold the pen firmly with the method of "pressing, pressing, hooking, pushing, and pushing". Let your fingers perform their duties." Tang Yushu said, pressing Lu Shangwen's hand to pose on the pen holder.

"'Press' refers to the 'press' when the inner side of the first book of the thumb presses the side of the pen holder close to the body."