how can i not catch you

Reciprocity.To go but not to come is not proper; to come but not to go is not proper.

Qiao Shu is well aware of the truth contained in this sentence, so after Ye Yicheng invited him to dinner last weekend, he invited him to eat Japanese food outside this week, but Ye Yicheng invited him to eat Thai food again, and came and went , The two actually tasted dishes from nearly ten countries within a month.At the same time, the two also deepened their understanding of each other. From astronomy and geography to philosophy of life, from economic curves to fitness equipment, from national affairs to online distribution gossip, the two became acquainted like friends who talked about everything. , which made Qiao Shu gradually believe that it is actually a good choice to be ordinary friends with Ye Yicheng.

It's just that he has two more troubles recently: one is that the flesh on his belly seems to have grown a lot, and the other is that his wallet seems to be flattening at a considerable rate.

"Sure enough, I had too many dinner appointments with Ye Yicheng, so it's better to eat less." Qiao Shu pinched the extra two catties of flesh on his stomach, and then squeezed the wallet that he had successfully lost weight and sighed.

"Wooooow, woof!" Rhubarb circled around Qiao Shu's legs, sweeping its tail back and forth. Seeing that Qiao Shu was still annoyed and ignored it, he sat down on Qiao Shu's feet with his tail up.

Qiao Shu came back to his senses after feeling the warm weight on the back of his feet. He poked the dog's son's big head, "I was worried about your body this month, and I accidentally made you up too much. Now you have grown "pooh" Do you know! Walk around, follow me to lose weight."

When Da Huang heard the sound, he slightly raised his head and glanced at Qiao Shu, then retracted his head, put down his front paws and lay on the ground, motionless!

Alright, you're so lazy, how dare you act like a baby with him?

Qiao Shu pulled back the foot that was pressed by Rhubarb, frowned, and excitedly took the leash and put it on Rhubarb, pretending to be vicious and said: "If you don't lose weight? Then when you get fatter, you should also lose weight." It's time for the pot!"

Rhubarb pawed at the ground, the dog's paws and the tiles made a harsh "squeak--" sound, but he didn't want to move his butt.

Qiao Shu frowned and threw the rope to fight with Rhubarb, and went to the door to change his shoes, "If you don't lose weight, you won't find a boyfriend!"

"Hmph." Rhubarb snorted, and when he saw Qiao Shu going out, he rushed over with his tail flicking.

Qiao Shu pursed his lips, he really didn't want to think that Da Huang ran over after understanding what he just said.

The breeze swayed, the shadows of the trees whirled, and a bright moon hung high.

Qiao Shu jogged in the small park with Rhubarb, and the evening wind blowing in his face blew his soft hair with the fragrance of green grass.Inhaling through his nose and exhaling through his mouth, Qiao Shu breathed out evenly with his pace. He had run more than 5 kilometers tonight, and the sweat on his forehead was blown dry by the wind as soon as it broke out, bringing a burst of coolness.

Just after running across a small bridge, the phone rang suddenly.

Qiao Shu pressed the call button without stopping, and the familiar male voice came to the eardrum through the earphone cable.

"Qiao Shu, are you not at home?"

Qiao Shu heard that it was Ye Yicheng's voice, and thought to himself: It seems that he is here to see Dahuang again tonight, and maybe he will have an extra meal for the dog son.

"Well, ho-huh-I'm outside."

Ye Yicheng on the other side of the phone paused for a few seconds and asked, "Run?"

"Yeah, you're at my door? Huhu——" Qiao Shu retracted the traction rope and slowed down Dahuang's speed. He didn't know what stimulated Dahuang to run wildly all the way tonight, not at a uniform speed.Affected by it, Qiao Shu's pace was forced to widen from time to time.So he can only control the traction rope to change the speed of the rhubarb, otherwise, he will definitely be pulled down by the overweight rhubarb.

Ye Yicheng laughed teasingly: "Bring rhubarb? The dog walks you or you walks the dog?"

"Huh - it walks me! Wait for me for a while, I'll run back now." Qiao Shu breathed a sigh of relief, called Da Huang, turned around and ran back.

"Don't worry, I'll wait for you at your door." Ye Yicheng chuckled.

When Qiao Shu came out of the elevator, Ye Yicheng's eyes lit up, and he looked at him with a smile. The close-fitting quick-drying clothes outlined a thin but not weak figure, his face was flushed, and a lot of hair fell on his forehead. Sweat, wet hair, but because the hair is soft and obediently sticking to the palm-sized cheek, it looks more youthful.

"How far did you run and sweat so much?" Ye Yicheng took the leash from Qiao Shu, so that Qiao Shu could easily open the door with the key.Because he was so close, he could feel the heat emanating from Qiao Shu's body, and the scorching breath was even more seductive.

Qiao Shu tilted his head slightly and blinked his eyes, a drop of sweat entered his eyes, causing some pain.

"Well, about 6 kilometers." Qiao Shu rubbed his eyes while talking, and looked up at Ye Yicheng.

Ye Yicheng's heart beat wildly a few times, and he only opened his eyes to look up at Qiao Shu, his face was like a red apple, and his lips were moist.I really want to just bow my head and kiss.

"Why don't you come in?" Qiao Shu asked when he found Ye Yicheng still outside the door after entering the room to change his shoes.

Rhubarb rushed into the house, using the leash to drag Ye Yicheng staggering.Fortunately, he held on to the door frame to stabilize his body.

Seeing all this, Qiao Shu laughed heartily: "Pfft, haha, are you okay?"

Ye Yicheng felt a little embarrassed, stood up straight and went into the room to close the door, while evading Qiao Shu: "It's okay, I didn't expect Dahuang to be so strong."

"That's because you dote on it too much." Qiao Shu said and glanced at Dahuang, who was cocking his tail and sticking out his red tongue to drink water by the dog bowl, as if he didn't know that he had just messed with the dog father.

Ye Yicheng put the bag in his hand on Qiao Shu's computer desk, inside it was the dog food he brought for Rhubarb, and the dessert for Qiao Shu.

Qiao Shu also saw it, and while he went to get a change of clothes, he explained in a complaining tone: "Every time you come here, you give it extra food, and it gets heavier and heavier, and its strength gets stronger and stronger. .”

After hearing this, Ye Yicheng subconsciously looked at Rhubarb's plump body, and after a few seconds of silence, he said in a low voice, "It seems to be a bit strong."

"It's not just the dog's weight, I'm also heavy!" Qiao Shu had already taken his clothes to the bathroom door, and after realizing that Ye Yicheng had realized the side effects of pampering, he picked up his clothes and wrung them. Showing Ye Yicheng the meat on his belly, he still looked depressed and upset.

Ye Yicheng asked in a subtle way: "I dote on you too?" Obviously Qiao Shu is a big foodie, and when I ask him out for dinner on weekends, he always fills his stomach with energy. If I get fat, I blame him for doting on him. bad?It's not fair, but... this white and tender belly is really dazzling, and thinking of the smooth texture he once enjoyed on it, Ye Yicheng felt his hands itch, and so did his nose.

Qiao Shu didn't hear it either, so he turned around and went into the bathroom to close the door. "I'll take a shower first, I'm so sticky."

After a while, the sound of "squeaking" water came out. The room was small, and the sound of water filled Ye Yicheng's eardrums like an echo.He couldn't see but he could hear, and the image of white and tender skin still remained in his mind, Ye Yicheng felt that he was going crazy!

"Click."

"Ye Yicheng, have you breast-fed Rhubarb yet?" Qiao Shu came out of the bathroom wearing dog paw pajamas and covered in moisture.

"I haven't yet..." Ye Yicheng couldn't continue speaking halfway through, his mind went blank, Qiao Shu in front of him was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and shorts, revealing a large area of ​​skin that looked more pink and tender after taking a bath, and his hair was wet After rubbing, the water droplets dripped onto the delicate collarbone and onto the chest, the raised dogwood marks were so obvious.

"Gudu——" Ye Yicheng frowned, his throat rolled unconsciously, and he felt his whole body becoming hot!

"Although the dog food needs to be eaten less, the milk still needs to be supplemented with rhubarb." Qiao Shu knew that he didn't feed rhubarb after hearing Ye Yicheng's first few words, so he went straight to the kitchen to get milk for rhubarb's dog Fill it up.

Ye Yicheng's fiery eyes kept surrounding Qiao Shu, landing on Qiao Shu's round buttocks when he bent over, the strange palpitations came again!Ye Yicheng clutched his chest, no, he is going to die!

He rushed into the narrow bathroom and locked the door.

"Ye Yicheng? What's the matter with you?" Qiao Shu outside the door thought something happened to Ye Yicheng when he heard the movement, so he asked eagerly.

"It's okay, my stomach hurts!" Ye Yicheng groaned while sitting on the toilet seat.

There was no sound outside the door, Ye Yicheng knew that Qiao Shu didn't suspect anything.He breathed a sigh of relief and unzipped his pants...

Resisting not to make a sound, only relying on the sliding of fingers and the fantasy in his mind to relieve his desire.

"Qiao Shu..." When all the dust settled, Ye Yicheng opened his misty eyes.

After a few seconds of delay, Ye Yicheng wiped his fingers with a paper towel, and rubbed them carefully one by one, his eyes gradually cleared up little by little.

It turned out that it wasn't a general temptation, not a momentary temptation, he really fell in love with Qiao Shu.

His every frown, smile, and every move deeply attracted him.In the past month, the dinner with Qiao Shu on the weekend was his most enjoyable time, and he felt very happy just quietly watching Qiao Shu eat and feel his stomach full of satisfaction.This is the sweet taste in love, and the thought of wanting to conquer has become soft.

However, Qiao Shu rejected him twice, and he still hasn't figured out the reason.He already understood Qiao Shu's character, he couldn't possibly be playing hard to get with him, he must have stepped on Qiao Shu's bottom line somewhere, but what was it, if he asked Qiao Shu, it would arouse Qiao Shu's resentment towards him what to do

No, I can't ask, I can only take it step by step, step by step to defeat Qiao Shu's defenses, first start as a friend, then become a good friend, then become a boyfriend, and then...

After getting up and putting on his pants, Ye Yicheng threw the tissue into the toilet and pressed the flush button.

Looking at the clean toilet, Ye Yicheng shook his head lightly, and sighed: Hey, Ye Yicheng, there will be a day when you become cautious, and it's because of the love you never put in your eyes!

After opening the door, Ye Yicheng walked out of the bathroom, and saw Qiao Shu brushing Rhubarb's hair, feeling a warm current in his heart.

"Hello, have you had diarrhea yet?" Qiao Shu noticed Ye Yicheng's gaze, turned his head and asked worriedly.

Ye Yicheng showed embarrassment, "Yeah, I'm not feeling well, I'll go back today, and I'll ask you out next week when I'm free."

Qiao Shu stood up and said, "Okay then, I'll see you off."

Ye Yicheng turned around and opened the door by himself, and waved to Qiao Shu: "No, you should go to bed early, by the way, remember to massage after exercising, otherwise you will be sore tomorrow."

"Oh, good. Goodbye." Qiao Shu smiled softly and waved goodbye to Ye Yicheng.

There was one person missing in the room, so it became quiet. Qiao Shu stroked Rhubarb's head, and looked up at the bright moon at night in a daze.

I always feel that it is good to be friends with Ye Yicheng, but when will the sense of sadness in my heart disappear completely.

The author has something to say: About "Long Puff", (⊙o⊙)...It can be understood as growing too fast and suddenly becoming a fat pig mode

Come on, let me tell a cold joke, (make up my own mind) why is it thick and long, poof...