how can i not catch you

The author has something to say: The story of the strange Shushu Qiao Shu has officially begun.

The author needs a hug of love, it is more motivation to get naked (^o^)/~

Huasheng Accounting Firm is known as the best accounting firm in S City.The employees who can work here are all powerful characters, just like fingers who can’t see the direction of movement when touch typing a calculator, they have been living in a fast-paced life. Countless bills...

Therefore, people who work in Washington almost have a common problem, that is, they are always eager to complete everything.Talking in a hurry, walking in a hurry, eating in a hurry, everyone has become vigorous and resolute.

However, there was one person who was a little different.

"Qiao Shu, your courier! I told you [-] times, why did you forget to pick it up?" The girl at the front desk threw Qiao Shu's courier on his table excitedly after lunch.

"Thank you." Qiao Shu put the courier on the ground, sorted out the messed up reports, and smiled apologetically at the girl at the front desk.

"You should hurry up anyway, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. I promised to take it before noon, but I didn't take it, so I have to deliver it myself." The girl at the front desk stared.

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time." Qiao Shu clasped his hands together, begging the girl at the front desk not to speak harshly.

"You are the only one who procrastinates the whole office." The girl at the front desk frowned and shook her head, then turned and left.

Qiao Shu was noncommittal, he was indeed a bit slow, but he was the employee with the lowest error rate in the entire firm.Last year, the boss specially commended him as an excellent employee!What can the pursuit of speed do? The most important thing should be efficiency.

"Qiao Shu, you've been scolded by that little girl again, tsk, this woman is just a distant relative of the boss, so she's so confident, it's really annoying." Xiao Zhu from the next table whispered to Qiao Shu, quite sympathetic I had to take a look at the reports on Qiao's desk that were more than twice as many as his.

"Don't talk about her like that, it's all because I always forget to pick up the courier that annoys her." Qiao Shu also replied in a low voice.

"You are so honest, don't you even lose your temper?" Xiao Zhu shook his head, he really couldn't figure out how Qiao Shu had acquired such patience and good temper.

"Of course I lose my temper, but these things are indeed my fault." Qiao Shu said.

Xiao Zhu was speechless, chatting with Qiao Shu while typing on the calculator, "You have delivered a lot more recently."

"Well, it's all for food."

"What?" Xiao Zhu stopped staring at the courier at Qiao Shu's feet, "What does this eat?"

"Dog food."

"Do you have a dog? What breed?"

"It's not counted as my own. My landlord's dog asked me to take care of it. It's a golden retriever and it's over a year old."

"Wow, the Golden Retriever is smart. I heard that he is good at coaxing children by eating, drinking and having fun."

"...It's okay." Qiao Shu helped the anti-radiation glasses on the bridge of his nose, and felt a little ashamed when he thought of the overweight golden retriever at home who was only cute and stupid.

"How do you usually train it? Do you have any photos? I'm a super cute and smart dog."

"Hmm..." Qiao Shu hesitated.

It was the first time he knew that Xiao Zhu at the next table loved dogs so much, so he should avoid proposing dogs in front of Xiao Zhu in the future, because he couldn't continue this kind of topic.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the moon hangs high.

Qiao Shu walked out of the subway entrance, carrying the dog food delivery in his hand, and walked home.

Hey, today's No. 13, but this is the fifth bag of dog food he bought online this month. Rhubarb's appetite is too big now, and he is obviously overweight, but the dog father Ye Yicheng doesn't seem to care at all. Also kept telling him not to starve rhubarb.

Damn it, dog food is also very expensive, okay? Besides, why make the dog so fat? Are you afraid that the dog will die from the top three?

After walking up the slope for a few minutes, Qiao Shu stopped at the door of a small villa.This is a house jointly bought by Ye Yicheng and his younger brother Ye Dongdong, and he rents one of the guest rooms.The dog father waived his utility bills on the condition that Qiao Shu take good care of his dog son.

The entire community here is full of small villas like this, and next to it is the S City National Forest Park. The environment is quiet and fresh, and the transportation is also convenient. Tsk, I don't know when he will be able to buy such a house.

"Click!" The door opened.

"Boom!" There was a sound of heavy objects hitting the ground.

Qiao Shu struggled to raise his hand to turn on the light in the entrance, and then clutched his sore buttocks to look at the big dog wagging its tail fiercely on top of him.

"Da Huang, it's time for you to lose weight." Qiao Shu patted the dog's head, and quickly got up from the ground while Da Huang retracted his front feet.

"Woooooooo." Rhubarb made a coquettish voice, blinking her big eyes with long eyelashes, and her chubby body turned as her tail swayed, making Qiao Shumeng's bones brittle.

"Okay, stop being coquettish, you should be hungry by now." Qiao Shu shook the courier bag in his hand, unwrapped it, and lured Rhubarb to follow him to the iron cage, and poured the dog food into Rhubarb's special bowl.

"Huh Chi Hum Chi" was eating dog food, and Rhubarb was still wagging his tail.

Qiao Shu looked at it with a smile on his face for a while, and then he took a few quick-frozen dumplings from the refrigerator and fried them. After each person and dog were full, Qiao Shu took the dog leash and put it around Rhubarb's neck.

"Let's go for a walk."

There are many people walking their dogs at night by the artificial lake in the community. The dogs are playing with each other, and the owners are chatting with each other.

"Your dog is so cute.", "How old is it?", "What a smart dog.", "So cute."...

Qiao Shu pulled Rhubarb closer and slowly, listening to the conversation between men and women, he couldn't hide his smile. Socializing with dogs is actually quite easy.

"Hi, Rhubarb!" A crisp female voice came from the right side of Qiao Shu.

Qiao Shu turned his head to look, and it really was Xiao Tian, ​​a first-year high school girl who gradually became familiar with walking the dog at night, and she was holding her fox dog Nuowuo by her hand.

"Good evening. Have you eaten yet?" Qiao Shu greeted Xiao Tian.

"I've eaten, Uncle Joe." Xiao Tian smiled and touched Da Huang's dog's head, and said with a smile, "Why do I think Da Huang is getting fat again?"

"Well, I'll take it to lose weight." Qiao Shu sneered at Rhubarb in his heart, see, others say so, but your father always pretends not to notice.

The two chatted for a while, and Qiao Shu liked this teenage girl very much, and felt that chatting with her seemed to bring some childish fun.

"Woof woof!" Nuo Nuo cried out.

"Huh, woo, woof!" Rhubarb responded.

Afterwards, the surrounding dogs also barked, one after another, and it was very lively.

Qiao Shu and Xiao Tian hurriedly looked at the dog, only to find that Rhubarb was crawling across Nuo Nuo, as if about to mate!

Qiao Shu panicked, quickly shortened the dog leash, and took a few steps back.

"Wow, woof, woof—" Rhubarb struggled to stand up his front legs, looking anxious.

"Xiao Tian, ​​it's spring now, isn't it time for Nuo Nuo to go into heat?" Qiao Shu asked.

"Probably." Xiao Tian also took a few steps back, and after a while she said in surprise, "No, Uncle Qiao, my family's Nuo Nuo is also male!"

Nuo Nuo is a male dog?

Qiao Shu was taken aback for a moment, and the black line glanced at Rhubarb who was still desperately resisting, and then hurriedly bid farewell to Xiaotian.

"I remembered that the water was still burning at home, let's go first!"

"Okay, goodbye, Uncle Joe."

Xiao Tian's voice came from behind, Qiao Shu was so embarrassed.While tugging on the dog's leash, he whispered and laughed: "Ye Yicheng, your dog son is also gay!"

When he woke up the next morning, Qiao Shu had thick dark circles around his eyes, and he went downstairs to find the culprit - Rhubarb.

This guy howled intermittently last night, and he didn't know what the ghost was screaming.

"Da Huang, what are you crying about? I didn't sleep well last night." Qiao Shu was so anxious that he opened Da Huang's cage and let him go to the yard to have fun.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." after walking around the yard a few times, he entered the house and began to act like a baby to Qiao Shu who was cooking.

"What are you doing!" Qiao Shu didn't want to bother with it, he still wanted to boil eggs and roll his eyelids to reduce the swelling.

"Wooooow, woof!" Rhubarb stood up and grabbed Qiao Shu's arm with his front paw.

"Crack!" Qiao Shu was unprepared, he couldn't resist the weight all of a sudden, he lowered his arm, and bumped into the glass that was just filled with milk. He accidentally knocked the glass to the ground and shattered it.

Rhubarb immediately let go of his front paws, bent his head and stuck out his tongue, rolled up the milk on the floor and drank it.

"Go!" Qiao Shu patted Rhubarb's head away, what if the dog father came back to increase the rent after eating broken glass!

He pushed Rhubarb out of the kitchen, closed the kitchen door, cleaned up the broken glass, and mopped the floor before continuing to make breakfast.

Suddenly, I felt some pain in my arm, and when I looked again, there were a few red dog paw prints on it.

This son of a dog really needs to be cleaned up.

Qiao Shu prepared breakfast, opened the kitchen door and prepared to put the bowls and chopsticks on the dining table.As a result, he felt tired as soon as he entered the living room.

Rhubarb didn't know what the wind was, and dragged the blanket on the sofa to the ground, and threw the pillows on the ground. What's more terrible, Qiao Shu saw a puddle of yellow urine on the leather sofa.

"Rhubarb!" Qiao Shu roared.

Rhubarb ran slowly into the yard, as if all this had nothing to do with it.

Qiao Shu was so angry, he put the bowls and chopsticks on the table, took out his mobile phone "Kakaka" and took a few photos, and sent them to Ye Yicheng.

"Rhubarb seems to be in heat." Qiao Shu sent a WeChat message.

No one replied for a long time, probably because I was tired from talking about the case these days and I was still resting.Qiao Shu thought silently, then worked hard to clean up the pool of yellow urine, and threw the blanket and pillow into the washing machine.

"Ding." A notification sound came from the phone.

Ye Yicheng: "Buy him a toy to vent his heat."

Qiao Shu was taken aback, venting toys?For rhubarb?

Ye Yicheng: "It's sold online, so don't take it near bitches these days."

Qiao Shu: "Oh, good."

After logging out of WeChat, Qiao Shu searched for "dog heat vent toy" on the Internet.

There are countless products.However, after thinking about it, Qiao Shu felt that it should be okay not to buy rhubarb.

After all, if rhubarb climbs a male dog, it will not give birth to a dog grandson.