Master in charge of whitewashing records [System]

Naihe Bridge was blocked again today.

The owner of an unlicensed car that didn't have a ghost world pass suddenly went crazy halfway, driving around like headless flies, and several cars queuing up for reincarnation on the other fork road also rear-ended one after another. All the children crowded on the road to watch the excitement.

"Who is that person in front? Did he go crazy in the peak of his reincarnation? Is he responsible for being thrown into the beast way?"

"If you can't become a ghost fairy, you will go crazy. After all, everyone wants to enter the ghost world."

"You must be sick. If you can't cultivate well, what's wrong with delaying everyone's reincarnation?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his shoulder was suddenly bumped by a person who walked over.

"Who doesn't have eyes—" The man turned around cursingly, but was stunned when he saw the other's face.

"Oops, sorry."

The young man who bumped him said without raising his head, while playing with his mobile phone, he casually squeezed into the crowd: "Hey, step aside! What are you watching? Are you still watching when it's your turn to drink Meng Po soup?"

The traffic jam was already hot, the young man spoke softly and lazily, and the impatience in his tone almost leaked from his mouth.

Contrary to him, all the ghosts felt a chill in their hearts and lungs at this moment.

The original irritability caused by the traffic jam disappeared without a trace in the tinkling sound of metal chains. When the silver-haired young man passed by, the sapphire-blue clothes brought a corner of the breeze across his face, and the smell was delicious.

At this moment, Shentu gritted his teeth and said "Come on", and turned off his mobile phone angrily: "What a broken game, I have smoked a hundred times, and I can't get a single one!"

The two curled and dense silver eyelashes flapped twice, he raised his gray eyes and glanced lazily around, and the sounds of swallowing saliva and gasping for breath sounded one after another immediately.

The unhappiness caused by the broken game was swept away in an instant, and he suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and smiled.

Sure enough, a person with natural beauty is the focus of attention everywhere.

When the people around were quiet, it seemed that the crazy car not far away was particularly ear-piercing.

Shentu walked towards the direction of the sound calmly, and some female ghosts couldn't help screaming excitedly. Shentu heard her and blinked her right eye. The female ghost covered her mouth, and her throat almost broke. .

"Master Shimen is so handsome!"

"What should I do? I think my death is worth it!"

"I am willing to die every day just to see Lord Shimen!"

The male ghost next to him was speechless for a while, but his eyes were glued to Shentu and he couldn't move away.

Ghosts who fail to become ghost immortals are ten times heavier than ordinary ghosts, and they are very difficult to deal with.Shentu, the gatekeeper, was able to subdue them without any effort every time, even those ghosts and fairies who usually looked down on him were inconceivable.

At this moment, the onlookers saw that Shentu took out a silver whistle with a smile, and after beeping twice, the crazy car automatically turned off, and when the door opened, a handsome male ghost came out, He looked at Shen Tu in a daze.Shentu smiled and stretched out a hand towards him, the male ghost hesitated for a while, then stretched out his hand too.

The eyes of all the ghosts lit up, Lord Shimen is really amazing!

Shentu smiled at the screaming audience, and the moment the male ghost's fingertips touched his palm, he grabbed the opponent's whole hand and pulled it to his side. Before the male ghost could react, Shentu had already Tu put his shoulders on his shoulders, and his neck was even a little itchy with his soft silver hair.

The male ghost blushed and wanted to explain: "My lord, I just..."

"Hush——" Shentu shook his finger, pointedly flicked the male ghost's cheap shirt, grinned and said in a low voice, "[-] million ghost coins, I'll let you enter the ghost world."

The male ghost's eyes widened: "What, what?"

Shentu stopped talking, just looked at him and smiled, keeping everything in silence.

******

The perpetrator was taken away.

Most of the ghosts had blank expressions on their faces.

Not to mention the improvement of the traffic situation, it was completely paralyzed.The crowd was crowded in the middle of the bridge, and the lingering thoughts were all about the handsome and heroic figure of the servant just now.

A male ghost with guts all over the ground said: "Why are we also ghosts, the gap between us and Lord Shimen is so big."

As a result, he was immediately disgusted: "I don't know, Master Shimen is not an ordinary ghost, he is a devil."

"demon?!"

"That's right, when the Western Hell and the Eastern Hell made good friends, they sent a group of exchange students. The Shimen was one of them, and he was the only one who didn't drop out halfway through. The graduation exam back then required students to cook Master Shimen is the number one in cooking evil ghosts, I heard that after graduation, His Royal Highness Ghost Emperor immediately appointed him and another outstanding student to be masters in charge, and the glory is incredible."

The Gut Ghost nodded, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Wait, how could it become a gatekeeper?"

"I made a mistake. Corruption, speeding, molesting ghosts, bullying juniors, dereliction of duty... Eighteen crimes, big and small."

"You're talking about the same Master Attendant? How is it possible? Didn't you just say that he is excellent!"

"How is it impossible?" the gossipman lowered his voice instantly, "I heard that it seems to be because of a broken relationship..."

"Broken love?!"

"Master Shimen confessed to the king of Hades in the first hall in public, but was rejected by Lord Yan Wang, and he has never recovered from it..."

"..."

******

"Ah!"

Shentu turned his head and sneezed, and continued to count the money, his eyes glowing.

"Hahahaha, with this money, I can go to the human world to play with Xiaoliulu."

I can still eat his favorite western food, buy the fancy clothes he likes to wear, and I’m tired of the necklace I bought before, so I’d better buy two more.

Thinking of the plan beautifully, he casually beckoned to a warden, "Hey, come here."

The warden came over in a panic: "Lord servant, what are your orders?"

Shentu: "Help me watch the door for a few days."

"Ah? Come again?" The warden turned pale with shock, "My lord, please forgive me, the young one is still hurting from being hit by the board at the lord's place in the first hall."

Shentu: "..."

Warden: "... Your Excellency?"

Shen Tu smiled sweetly: "Amao, just this time, never again."

Amao was instantly fascinated, and cried with only a little reason: "My lord, I really can't..."

"Lord servant."

A majestic voice interrupted the conversation between the two.

Amao shuddered, knowing who it was without looking back, and ran away screaming.

"Hey! Don't go!" Shentu yelled, but Ah Mao had long whirlwind legs, and he ran away without a trace in a few blinks.

Shentu took a deep breath, tilted his head back two hundred degrees, and looked upside down at the big man standing behind him.

Hey, the lackey of the first hall.

"Lord servant." The big man shouted again.

Shentu turned around and said with a smile, "Oh, Brother Jiang, what brought you here?"

"Lord Servant, the Lord of the First Palace welcomes you."

Shentu opened his mouth, his face changed, and finally turned impatiently: "Why did you ask again? Didn't you just finish your application last week? Is there anything that can't be said all at once?"

Jiang Wen: "The lord servant can tell the lord of the first hall directly."

Shentu: "..."

Jiang Wen: "My lord?"

Shentu: "... let's go."

******

After thousands of years of changes, the Ten Halls of the King of Hell have evolved from palaces with double eaves and hipped roofs to a skyscraper office building covering an area of ​​more than [-] square meters.The only thing that remains the same is the working environment of the king of hell in the first hall. All the other kings of hell have been replaced with modern office facilities, only he is still using files and wolf hair. .

Only he needs to send someone to summon him.

"What time is it, I don't even buy a mobile phone..." Shentu muttered all the way.

Jiang Wen glanced at him: "Your Highness is a nostalgic person."

Shentu: "Hehe."

Jiang Wen: "Don't be nervous."

Shentu: "Who is nervous? How do you see that I am nervous?"

Jiang Wen: "You have the same hands and feet."

Shentu: "..."

******

Shen Tu followed Jiang Wen into the door.

Behind the heavy veils, an elegant figure looms.

Shentu subconsciously took a breath, Jiang Wen turned his face and quickly made a "shh" gesture at him.

Shentu: "?"

Jiang Wen whispered: "My lord is taking a nap."

"Oh, really?" Shentu blinked twice, and walked over directly.

Jiang Wen was surprised: "My lord?"

Shen Tu rolled up his sleeves, rubbed his heart and said: "What an old man in the first palace, he actually fell asleep after calling me here!"

Jiang Wen watched him grit his teeth, but his steps were so light that he couldn't even pull the gauze curtains apart millimeter by millimeter, so he didn't know what to say.

Pulling back the veil, Shentu froze.

King Hades of the first hall sat in front of the desk, propped his chin and lowered his eyes, really fell asleep.The incense burner at the foot of the table ignited a wisp of embers, reflecting that flawless and jade-like face like a fairy in a painting, and even Shen Tu was in a daze, thinking he was dreaming again.

It stands to reason that one face has been seen for 2000 years, no matter what, it should be enough.

he thought distressedly.

Feeling angry for no reason, Shentu suddenly coughed heavily: "Cough."

The first hall remained motionless.

Huh?Still awake?

Climbing to the left side of the first hall on all fours, he whispered into the jade-like ear: "Brother first hall, get up quickly."

Then he fell to the ground and laughed for a long time.

Jiang Wen: "..."

The first hall remained motionless.

"Don't wake up like this?" Shentu was really surprised this time, so he didn't remember the habit of taking a nap in the first hall when he was in school?

Reluctantly, he went around to the right again, hesitating whether to call him brother or a more ambiguous name, when he suddenly found that the two gray pupils in the first hall opened at some point, and they were looking at him intently.

Shentu was shocked, and retreated half a meter with hands and feet.

In fact, I still want to retreat again, if it wasn't for the fact that Shoudian, who was bullied over halfway, held his wrist.

Shentu laughed: "You, are you awake?"

Shoudian nodded and said, "What did you call me just now?"

Shentu pretended to be stupid: "?"

Shoudian stopped talking, withdrew his hand, and sat back down.

Shentu waited hesitantly for a long time, but before he could say another word, he saw a little warden running over staggeringly out of the corner of his eyes, and put a small bowl of hawthorn candy snowballs on the table in the first hall.

Isn't this something that children only eat? Shentu gave a "poof", holding back his laughter until his eyes filled with tears - he didn't expect Lord Shoudian to have such a childish side.

"Eat." Shoudian pushed the bowl in front of him.

"No, no, you can eat." Shentu waved his hand.

Shoudian's pupils dimmed, "I won't eat."

Why don't you take it out?Shentu felt strange in his heart. He always felt that there was a little disappointment in the eyes that Shoudian looked at him just now?

Must be wrong.

The surroundings were so quiet that one could almost hear the falling ash of Chen Xiang.

Shentu dragged his chin to watch the work of the first hall in boredom, and wanted to ask him several times what he asked him to do and why he didn't speak when he came, but in the end he didn't say anything because of some inexplicable reasons.

Sit down a little longer.

The warden brought another glass of sherbet.

Shentu snatched it over, drank it up, and said "uh" after finishing the drink: "Sorry, I'm too thirsty, why don't you pour another glass for your adults?"

The warden smiled and said, "Master Shimen, this is—"

Shen Tu said in a daze, "What is it?"

The warden glanced at King Hades of the first hall, "It's nothing, is the servant still drinking? I'll pour you another glass."

Shentu thought for a while, then nodded: "Then I'll be fine."

After finishing speaking, he numb himself for a while, and in front of the first hall, he found that even his speech became very civilized.

Really depressed.

******

The warden ran over to Jiang Wen and said, "Usually, my lord doesn't let people touch his case, but I just saw that the lord servant was about to lie down on me, and my lord is not angry..."

Jiang Wen: "Just get used to it."

After Shentu drank ten cups of sherbet, he finally couldn't help it.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to speak, Shoudian put down his pen, turned his right cheek, and pretended to be listening carefully.

Shentu couldn't speak again.

"Do you have something to tell me?" the first hall said.

Shentu's face was full of black lines, thinking that it was you who asked me to come here, don't you have something to say to me?

He said with a straight face: "My lord called me here, what's the matter?"

"Can't I call you here?"

The calm voice and cold eyes fell on Shentu's face, which caused a slight heat inexplicably. Shentu suddenly lowered his head and pressed his chest in a daze.

What does this mean?

Could it be teasing him? ? ?

No, no, no, how could a person who dumped him so simply back then tease him.

Sure enough, the next second, the first hall said coldly: "I heard that you let another ghost in."

Shentu spat out a mouthful of sherbet, and quickly reached out to touch the [-] million coins in his pocket that were not yet warm.

The first hall didn't look at him, and lowered his eyes and said: "It's dangerous to let unpromoted ghosts into the world casually, don't let it happen again."

Shentu nodded again and again, with an open-minded expression: "Yes, yes."

"If you are short of money, come and ask me for it."

"Yes Yes Yes."

"As long as I can afford it, I will give it to you."

"Yes Yes Yes."

"Don't let me see you hooking up with others for money again."

"Yes, yes... Huh?"

The author has something to say: It’s actually a story of two-way secret love =w=