Lin is not dull

Lin Dun probably didn't fully accept the fact that He Zaifeng planned to stay overnight in his living room until he locked himself in the bedroom.

Speaking of which, originally Lin Dun didn't want to get to the bottom of He Zaifeng's strange behavior recently.He didn't want to delve into it because he didn't let the result of the in-depth research affect the decision he made before.

However, when He Zaifeng asked him for the key with a shy face, his heart softened after all.

Lin Dun has no way of ignoring other people's contribution to him, even if it is an extremely small contribution.He Zaifeng is not the kind of person who is very competitive, or in other words, he will fight every penny for a little holiday, and he will definitely retaliate with an eye.Therefore, it's impossible to chase Lin Ton back just because I feel that I've been dumped, so that I can happily dump Lin Ton again.There must be a more probable reason for why Zaifeng put so much effort into it, even using stalking methods that he himself has always looked down upon.

Lin Dun allows himself to take a risk with arrogance - if He Zaifeng says that he also has feelings for Lin Dun, Lin Dun is willing to believe it once.After all, this is what he has been asking for.

Maybe, He Zaifeng was just an ATM machine with a slow response, Lin Dun thought the machine was malfunctioning and left, but the ATM machine started to spit out money.Lin Dun didn't particularly want to take advantage of the cashiers behind him.

When standing at the door of his house, facing He Zaifeng, who wanted to get the key wholeheartedly, Lin Ton asked about the other party's intentions, he had the consciousness of being slapped in the face - He Zaifeng denied that he liked Lin Ton, and Lin Ton was just pretending Passionate, if He Zaifeng admits that he likes Lin Ton, then Lin Ton will back down.Lin Dun knew that he was an idiot emotionally, so he decided to admit it.Unexpectedly, He Zaifeng didn't even choose an answer.He didn't give Lin Dun a single option.Lin Dun, who was perfunctory, felt ridiculous about his seriousness the moment before.

In the end, he still gave the key to He Zaifeng, because he knew that this was the only thing he had left that he would give to He Zaifeng.

...He didn't expect He Zaifeng to break into his house directly with the key.

This night, Lin Dun continued to sleep soundly.When you have hope, people worry about gains and losses, but when you let go of hope, your mood will be much more peaceful.Lin Dun had to be thankful that after he decided to leave, he was shaken only one evening, and he had solved the shaken problem in time before falling asleep, which made him not delay his sleep recently.

People who get a good night's sleep wake up in a better mood the next day.He even planned that if He Zaifeng hadn't left, he could also prepare a portion for the other party while making breakfast—of course, the larger piece of ham must be his own, and the milk in the refrigerator was not replenished in time, so there was probably only It's for one person, so He Zaifeng will serve it with white water.

Just as he was thinking that, what Lin Dun walked out of the bedroom saw was the breakfast that had already been placed on the dining table.

Steamed buns, deep-fried dough sticks and coffee, I don't know how I came up with this strange combination.

"The buns and fried dough sticks were bought downstairs, they look quite clean." He Zaifeng, who was already eating at the dining table, said.He usually only eats Western-style breakfast. Obviously, he didn't know where to buy it early in the morning, so he just bought the Chinese-style dim sum that he saw first.

Lin Dun glanced at his cup, "Did you make the coffee?"

"Yes."

He Zaifeng's other life skills are really nothing to show off, and making coffee is his only strength.Lin Dun silently sat down at the table.He didn't touch the coffee, but just picked a bun.

Speaking of which, the current situation is really a lot of jokes for Lin Dun.First of all, as Lin Dun, who originally prefers Chinese breakfast, why does he prepare Western breakfast every day in the wind, but now he suddenly finds that he is used to the Western style.Secondly, Lin Dun once tried to persuade He Zaifeng to make coffee for him once. Although He Zaifeng did not explicitly refuse at the time, but the person who said "when I have time in the future" has not made coffee for Lin Dun once in the past year. Today, however, he prepared coffee to go with fried dough sticks and steamed buns for Lin Ton, who actually doesn’t drink coffee at all... Yes, someone with a bit of reasoning ability should have discovered what the most ridiculous part of this joke is: there is no coffee at all. Why does Lin Dun, who likes coffee, have a coffee machine at home? ——That’s because He Zaifeng likes it.

In the final analysis, the most ridiculous person is really himself.

Lin Dun vented his depression early in the morning by biting the steamed stuffed bun hard.

"Is the food not to your liking?" He Zaifeng asked casually.

Lin Dun was too lazy to put on a show: "Yeah, it's not to my taste."

He Zaifeng asked calmly, "So, what do you like?"

Lin Dun raised his eyebrows unconsciously when he heard the words, he turned his head and glanced: "You like bacon and seafood, but you have oatmeal for breakfast, and you only like fried eggs, right?"

"Correct."

Lin Dun shrugged and pointed out: "Look, I never asked you what you like."

He Zaifeng's expression remained unchanged, to be precise, he still showed a little bit of innocence: "You are very observant and smart, you have to allow me to not be as smart as you."

From this sentence, we can see which of them is smarter and more cunning.Lin Dunzhi, who was so self-aware, didn't argue with someone more cunning. He took another bite of the steamed stuffed bun, and changed the subject leisurely: "It's getting late, should you go to work?"

"No hurry, there is still some time."

Lin Dun squinted at the other party with a half-smile: "You were quite anxious before."

He Zaifeng responded swiftly: "It won't happen in the future."

Lin Dun recited the phrase "I won't do it anymore" in my heart, and he thought: I am the same, I won't do it in the future.

He Zaifeng sent another fortune: "I have saved up my annual leave for a long time, and I plan to take it soon. Let's go on a trip together?"

Lin Dun almost admired the other party's precise "one-year plan".He Zaifeng didn't think he was going to let go of any of the things that Lin Dun had done.

Lin Dun, who doesn't really like going out, thought that traveling together was a good way to enhance their relationship. He spent a lot of time lobbying He Zaifeng, acting as if he loves traveling.Unexpectedly, now it was He Zaifeng's turn to propose it, who had not agreed at the beginning.Although Lin Dun has a thick skin, it's not convenient to expose the fact that he doesn't like to go out at this time.He lied without changing his face: "I'm afraid not, money is a little tight recently."

"It's okay, I'll sponsor you."

He Zaifeng once again broke through Lin Dun's understanding of him.

Speaking of which, Lin Dun actually never liked He Zaifeng's view of money.He Zaifeng is the kind of person who is really good at numbers when it comes to money.Usually, Lin Dun buys food in Feng, why does Feng have to pay back the money, and occasionally he accepts Lin Dun's gift, and it won't be long before he will return an item of comparable value.Occasionally, when the two go out for dinner or other entertainment activities together, He Zaifeng always insists on the AA system.Lin Dun could understand that He Zaifeng didn't want to cause either party to owe money to the other in order to clear up the relationship between the two.However, as far as Lin Dun's personality is concerned, even friends who are not very close can completely blur the concept of money.He himself is happy to treat or be treated, so he always feels that He Zaifeng is sticky and annoying in this respect.

This was the first time that He Zaifeng took the initiative to treat guests.Lin Dun stared at the other party in surprise for a long time. "How determined are you to be willing to sponsor?" He asked curiously.

Facing the obvious teasing, He Zaifeng explained indifferently: "Before, I was just worried that my treats would cause inequality and make you look weak."

Although He Zaifeng seemed ruthless, he was not a good candidate for a partner or even a friend, but his character was good enough, and Lin Dun easily believed the other party's words.Speaking of which, he really admired the other party's thoughtfulness—although he didn't think a big man should be so careful—because He Zaifeng was much richer than Lin Dun, and he would always use He Zaifeng's Qian Lindun himself. awkward.

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Dun discovered a new problem.He thought about it and asked, "Now that you want to invite me to travel, aren't you afraid of unequal status?"

Without hesitation, He Zaifeng said, "We are already very unequal now, and I am too disadvantaged."

Lin Dun almost didn't laugh out loud.He didn't expect He Zaifeng to answer like that.He didn't expect that He Zaifeng, who answered so solemnly, was almost cute to himself.

"So you think your hands are short, and you want my hands to be shorter." He concluded the above.

In He Zaifeng's always cold and indifferent eyes, there was a slight smile faintly revealed: "I hope you keep your hands short when you push me away."

Lin Dun spent about 5 minutes, but he still couldn't analyze whether this sentence was a love story.

But regardless of whether this is flirting with a clear goal or not, in terms of means, Lin Ton can probably understand why he couldn't catch up with He Zaifeng in the past year. The level of chasing people is still too low to be embarrassing.

"Let's talk about the travel." The person who was determined to refuse at the beginning can only strategically retreat from the unfavorable situation. He stuffed the remaining buns into his mouth, "I found out that I forgot to brush my teeth after getting up. I'm going to brush my teeth."

He Zaifeng seemed to think of it suddenly, and followed Lin Dun's back to remind him: "I didn't find a new toothbrush, so I bought a toothbrush towel this morning, your toothbrush must have not been changed for more than two months, I will help you to change it too. "

Lin Dun just pretended that he didn't hear it, this was the best way he could think of to deal with it.Otherwise, he can't ask the other party how much the toothbrush is, right?If he can't make this little money, he must care about returning it to the other party.

However, when Lin Dun came to the bathroom and closed the door, he fell into a stalemate.

Those were two new cups, and there were two new toothbrushes.Lin Dun carefully observed the shapes of the two toothbrushes, facing the sun and facing away from the sun, looked up, looked down, almost stood upside down, but couldn't tell if it was He Zaifeng who had used it.He didn't particularly care about accidentally using He Zaifeng's toothbrush—he usually doesn't pay attention to hygiene, and he believes that as long as he is mentally strong enough, he can eat bad things without diarrhea—but the words Then again, with He Zaifeng's personality, he would be awkward for a long time just knowing that Lin Dun used his toothbrush, even if he threw it away immediately afterwards.

After thinking about it, Lin Dun could only bite the bullet and open the door that was closed by himself.

However, before he could ask a question, he was shocked again.The person who was about to suspect that he hadn't woken up this morning stared blankly at the back of the kitchen washing dishes for a while.

Sensing Lin Dun's gaze, He Zaifeng turned his head: "What's the matter?"

"……What are you doing?"

"do the washing up."

No, this is not washing dishes, this is the upper body of ghosts.

Lin Dun said to himself silently, he tried his best to gather his mind and focused on the subject: "There are two toothbrushes in the bathroom, which one is mine?"

"The blue one is mine, and the green one is yours." He Zaifeng replied. After a slight pause, he glanced back at Lin Dun in doubt: "You have been in for several minutes and haven't brushed your teeth. Are you studying toothbrushes?"

The person who was found out stared back angrily: "I am such a weird person, and I will use a blue toothbrush to clean the toilet later."

Of course Lin Dun knew that his threats were not scary, but he didn't expect He Zaifeng to turn around and smile at him: "Go and clean the toilet."

Lin Dun carefully pondered the logic: He was going to brush his teeth, He Zaifeng asked him to clean the toilet, the equation is a series, the answer is not...

He almost gritted his teeth.

"Where is the wind! Your way of swearing is too low-key!"

Compared to Lin Dun's furious tone, He Zaifeng turned his head innocently, "What curse?" He carefully reviewed his rhetoric, came to his senses, and looked at Lin Dun with a calm expression, "You think too much, Lin Dun I'm just saying you can use my toothbrush to clean the toilet if you like, and I'll go get a new toothbrush tomorrow anyway."

...Could it be that he really measures the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain?

Lin Dun rubbed his chin uncertainly.

He Zaifeng continued helplessly: "Think about it, am I the kind of person who would be mean enough to say that your mouth is like... like a toilet?"

This is true.

Generally speaking, being harsh is Lin Dun's specialty.In fact, Lin Dun's old driver's thinking is deeper than that of He Zaifeng.It's fine to say that his mouth looks like that, and the conclusion he deduces from this is that He Zaifeng scolded him... Bah, it's early in the morning, thinking about it like this, the stomach that was still hungry has no appetite.

Lin Dun, who couldn't bear to apologize, didn't say anything more, and quickly closed the bathroom door again bluntly.