Lin is not dull

Lin Dun can guarantee that his nose is not stained with oil. This does not mean that he eats elegantly, but that he knows his friend's thoughts too well.Reluctantly, he raised his head and looked at Yang En, who had wiped the tip of his nose for him on purpose just now. "Thank you, 'honey'. But, we don't have to act."

He Zaifeng who came here to say hello not long ago, for Lin Dun, no matter how many doubts he had about his strange behavior, he could only forget it completely.He admits that at the moment he is trying hard to continue the tasteless dinner, but his competitive spirit makes him unwilling to show any hint of being influenced by He Zaifeng.At the same time, he doesn't want his buddy to do anything that's actually superfluous because of someone he meets by accident.

It's a pity that Yang En's point of view is completely different from his: "'Dear', life is like a play, and now we have an audience."

"Why do you think Zai Feng pays attention to us here?"

"Everyone has vanity. After He Zaifeng sees that you have made a boyfriend who is more handsome than me, he must feel bad."

"We don't need to make him uncomfortable."

"This is for your own good. People's feelings are inertial. It's like this when you like someone, and it's the same when you hate someone. So, now we work hard to do those annoying things, and your feelings will be fooled into thinking that you Hate He Zaifeng, after persisting for a while, you will really hate him to the point where you don’t like him anymore.”

Lin Dun was dumbfounded.He has always known that he is the one who likes to make excuses, but he never expected that Yang En's nonsensical words would be so lethal. Lin Dun clearly sensed something was wrong with the other party's words, but he just couldn't find the flaws, as if it was true. It's like that.

"Since what you said is so reasonable, let me give you a French kiss now to entertain the audience." Since he couldn't refute, he simply took the opportunity to scare his straightforward friend.

Yang En nodded helplessly and agreed: "In the future, you'd better remember my great kindness."

Lin Dun, who was actually unable to speak, glared at the other party angrily: "That's because you have never seen my kissing skills, otherwise, don't say that I don't owe you, you still have to give me a few dollars."

His cell phone rang at this moment.

It was a message from a number that Lin Dun could still recite fluently even if it was deleted from the address book.Holding the phone, he thought quickly: If he didn't read this message, he would seem to care about it.

"Tell me, my face now looks cold and arrogant." At least, Lin Dun was so looking forward to the expression of his facial muscles, he controlled the speed and picked up the phone slowly.

Yang En was quite disdainful of his prospects: "Your face will always look like a dog begging its master to throw a Frisbee."

Lin Dun really wanted to reply with a clever remark, but his attention was completely attracted by the news on the phone.

/Come back, we can continue to be together. /

I really can't tell whether it's the information that's more ridiculous, or it's my instinct to be moved immediately after seeing this information.Lin Dun decided to test Yang En's fallacies, and he quickly replied to He Zaifeng's message——

/Gofuckyourself./

As long as he shows a disgust for He Zaifeng, a stupid person like him will definitely be deceived by himself.

Lin Dun put down the phone again, and tried to raise the most natural and bright smile: "So, where are we talking?"

Yang En looked at him like he was looking at a person who would never achieve great things. In the end, the former took out his mobile phone from his pocket sympathetically and sent Lin Dun a red envelope of two yuan. "Okay, I allow you to French kiss me."

Lin Dun couldn't help but be amused: "Do you really think you are more handsome than He Zaifeng? Look, you are so thin that even your chest is flat."

"Is this discrimination from people with big breasts and wide butts?"

Lin Dun blinked his eyes and was stunned for a long time.He has such a sense of humor that he can't bear the jokes of his friends.

"...Yang En, what is the last name of your primary school Chinese teacher?"

The man who was always talking and laughing and couldn't see much on his face finally smiled, but soon, his smile subsided, and he said with a slightly serious attitude: "Seriously, if He Zaifeng regrets and wants to get back together with you ,what will you do?"

"How do you know?" Lin Dun subconsciously blurted out, and before he had time to mourn his IQ, he completely spoiled the content of He Zaifeng's text message just now.

Yang En didn't say anything more: "I hope you can think it through yourself."

To be honest, Lin Dun felt that there was no room for him to think clearly about the relationship with He Zaifeng. He didn't understand what was going on with He Zaifeng's text message just now—with He Zaifeng's style, he wouldn't be able to tell the truth to his friends. The big adventure game deliberately sent a deceptive message, but anyway, Lin Dun sent a cursed reply, and this matter should be completely over.

After the dinner with his friends, Lin Dun managed to control himself. When he left the restaurant, he didn't look at the table where He Zaifeng and the others were sitting. He said goodbye to Yang En and went home alone.

To his surprise, he saw He Zaifeng again at the door of his house.

Even if it was the "association" that Lin Dun forced, He Zaifeng had never been to Lin Dun's residence once in the year they had been "associated".Unexpectedly, in the past two weeks, He Zaifeng came here once a week on average, and he was more diligent than his aunt.

Lin Dun glanced coldly at the other party who knew that seeing him would only make him unhappy, but still appeared as if nothing had happened. "No matter what you lost at home, I didn't take it. You can ask other lovers."

He Zaifeng didn't mind Lin Dun's sarcastic tone at all, he said calmly: "Lin Dun, I know you are angry, I hope you can calmly think about my proposal after you are angry."

"Get out of the way, you're blocking me from opening the door."

He Zaifeng turned his body sideways, giving enough room for Lin Dun to unlock the lock.He looked down at Lin Dun inserting the key into the lock, and asked suddenly, "Can you give me the key to your house?"

Lin Dun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you crazy?"

He Zaifeng continued casually: "So, you rejected my request for the key, just like I once rejected you. We are even on this one, have you calmed down?"

Lin Dun has never discovered that He Zaifeng has such a logic.He didn't know how to answer the other party. "So what if I calm down?" He was so confused by anger that he forgot that he was not angry in the first place, "He Zaifeng, what exactly do you want? If you want to find someone to sleep with, you're afraid you won't be able to find someone else Is it? You don’t like the rice I cook, and there are others who are chefs. What are you pestering me for now?”

He Zaifeng stretched out his hand suddenly, stroked Lin Dun's cheek lightly, and lifted his chin. "Because you are not someone else." Saying that, Wei Wei leaned closer.

This is the kind of treatment that Lin Dun has never encountered at He Zaifeng's place. Not to mention such a tender gesture, in the past whole year of dating, He Zaifeng has never taken the initiative to kiss Lin Dun once, but at this moment, he actually kissed Lin Dun. Xue Ben stared at Lin Dun with affectionate eyes, and lowered his head to gently capture Lin Dun's lips.

Lin Dun was so shocked that he couldn't react at the first time - the person involved insisted that he would never admit that he was reluctant to push away the long-awaited kiss.But then again, when a desired thing is obtained, it is often found that it is not as beautiful as imagined.

"Your kissing skills are nothing more than that." Lin Dun said after their kiss was over.

He once thought why Zaifeng's kiss back was too perfunctory, but now it seems that part of the reason is due to the opponent's limited level.Probably, those who are good at "socializing" and have rich experience, all their skill points are added to the more pragmatic love action link.

Not wanting to get entangled with the other party anymore, Lin Dun walked into the room, ready to shut the person at the door.However, the door that was about to close was blocked by He Zaifeng's hand.

Lin Dun stared at the other party in disbelief: "Are you still in the wind? What's the matter with playing hooligans at my door?"

"You should allow me to pester you like this. Didn't you do that yourself back then?" He Zaifeng said.

Lin Dun almost jumped up in a hurry, "Was I so shameless back then?" Shame, annoyance, grievance and remorse made him on the verge of violent impulse, "Don't say it so harshly, I just asked you out a few times !"

The most embarrassing thing is that He Zaifeng's response at that time was ambiguous.If He Zaifeng had clearly rejected it from the beginning, Lin Dun would not have wasted so much effort and energy.However, as long as there are three or four appointments, He Zaifeng will agree to a date. This kind of fishing method somewhat gave Lin Dun some hope, which made Lin Dun always think that he had a chance.It is true that he is thicker than ordinary people, and he can put in more desperate efforts for the happiness he wants, but if He Zaifeng can show his attitude, Lin Dun will not stare at him.Besides, what he did at that time was to please the other party as much as possible, but what He Zaifeng did now was to dislike him.

"I helped you fix your home's anti-theft system, cooked you soup, searched a park to find your mobile hard drive, and restored your data. I call this chasing you, if you think it's pestering You, you are pestering me in this way. What do you want to stand at the door of my house and not let me close the door?" Lin Dun was already considering the possibility that the other party would let go if he slammed the door hard.Originally, he was not such an impatient person, but when he said the lines he wanted to use to attack the other party, he felt sad about his own emotions, which made him not want to face the fact that he had given so much emotion at this moment. people.

Unfortunately, He Zaifeng still didn't let him go.

"Let's put the rest aside for now. Once, I agreed to your proposal that we try dating for a year. Now, can you also agree to give me a year?" He Zaifeng took another approach.

Lin Dun's eyes widened, and it took him a while to calm down: "You agree with my proposal because you are cold-blooded and ruthless, and you don't care about giving people false hopes. But I am not such a person, no matter how bad I am, I am better than you A thousand times ten thousand times, I won't do this to you."

This time, He Zaifeng was silent for a long time.

"Indeed, when I agreed to your proposal, I had already decided to break up with you a year later." He seemed to have known about this for a long time, and he seemed to have just discovered it. conclusion.

"Now, can you let go?" Lin Dun asked.

He Zaifeng didn't move: "So, isn't this what I deserve? You can make up your mind to dump me after one year, and then give me another year - just take this as your revenge."

Lin Dun was stunned for a long time for the other party to give such a frenzied suggestion.

Then, he suspected that he was really out of his mind. "Okay, that's the decision." He said, not sure if it was revenge or not.Generally speaking, he thinks this is a good way to fight poison with fire. If he wants to forget his feelings for a person, it should be a good way to let that person do all kinds of annoying things by his side at any time.

... But he wasn't sure if he was really bored by the other person's presence, or was it the other way around?

Lin Dun considered the option of repenting, but it was already too late.He Zaifeng opened the door and walked into the room immediately after his answer.

Almost catching up with the Guinness Book of Records, in just a few minutes, He Zaifeng took the initiative to kiss Lin Dun again.

Different from the superficial kiss just now, this time He Zaifeng's kiss has a more plundering meaning, it is the most scorching offensive, it can easily make the **** boil.Lin Dun can only blame himself for being abstinent for too long, his body is easily conquered by primitive desires, and every cell is clamoring for more.

Using his last wit, Lin Dun pushed the person in front of him away. "You go take a shower first."

This is a delaying tactic, Lin Dun hopes to find enough time to regain control of his body.

He Zaifeng disagreed: "Let's go to bed first."

This reminded Lin Dun: "Since we insist on fair compensation for the past year, then you don't allow me to climb into your bed without taking a shower. I believe that you have no right to go into my bed without taking a shower."

The desire in He Zaifeng's eyes finally subsided a little. He stared at Lin Dun silently for a moment, and chose to compromise: "Okay, I'll take a shower first."

After the uninvited guest finally disappeared before his eyes, Lin Dun finally found a chance to slump down on the sofa wearily.He felt as if he were dreaming about the absurd situation at present.

First of all, He Zaifeng didn't know what kind of wind he had, it seemed that he would only be reconciled if he got it.Secondly, he didn't know what he was doing, and he clearly decided to stay away from the other party, but he inexplicably agreed to such a strange proposal... Wait...

A vague thought flashed through Lin Dun's mind, he felt that he seemed to have overlooked something... Rewind and think about it: He Zaifeng doesn't know what kind of wind it is, it seems that he must have sex with him to be reconciled - suddenly a flash of inspiration, Lin Dun almost laughed out loud in this treacherous situation.

However, the truth is true.If He Zaifeng wants Lin Dun to repay the past year, then they should reverse the past year.He Zaifeng has to take a bath is one of them, and He Zaifeng has to be the one below is also one of them.

...Uh, why did he take it so seriously?Did he really intend to sleep with He Zaifeng?