Sister, please lie down

When I got off the bus, I saw those boring people walking scattered on the street. I don't know what they are busy with all day long. They seem to be living very hard, but they don't get anything.

"It's so boring!" Wu Se pushed down his shoulders, the peaked cap on top of his head was turned to the back of his head, his face was full of frustration, like leaves blown away by the wind, and the shadow area in his heart was particularly large.

"Goo!" When people are in a bad mood, their stomachs start to get hungry easily.Wu Se turned her head, planning to go to the opposite canteen to buy instant noodles.

"Will you fucking give me money today? Don't you know how powerful Brother Long is? You want to renege!" Wu Se uttered a foul word from the barbecue restaurant diagonally opposite, and Wu Se looked curiously. It seemed that she had been to that place before. He didn't have a good barbecue, and the girl didn't get a soak, so he was dragged away by senior sister Li Hui.

"Ah! If you want change, ask my father! It's not that I borrowed money from you."

"Your father has no money! You are his seed, so of course I'm looking for you!"

"Hey! Don't smash it, don't smash it, small business, if it closes down, I can't afford it even more."

There was a crackling sound from the barbecue shop, Wu Se pouted, and two shadow areas were drawn on his face.

With a bang, the door of the business hall was opened, and the troublemakers in the barbecue restaurant all turned their heads, their faces still grim, and iron bars still held in their hands.

Wu Se looked at these unmarked faces, and the mothers who took pictures of them were not outstanding, and suddenly felt dull, so forget about greeting your mother.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant is very young, in his 20s, and looks clean. If she is a woman, this is Wu Se's dish.But for Ouba, Wu Se could only curl his lips, unable to be aggressive at all.

"Hey! What are you doing here, you little brat! What are you looking at! You'd better leave as soon as possible if you're bothering adults to talk about something!" The fiercest-looking man among the youth in society yelled at Wu Se.

"What did you say?" Wu Se looked at him ignorantly, tilted his head and asked innocently, "Uncle, I'm hungry, can you give me a barbecue."

The owner of the barbecue shop shivered and cast a sympathetic look at the little girl.

The person who was called uncle by Wu Se was upset, and knocked on the cash register hard. The phone line on the cash register had been scrapped, "Damn it! I just went to college, and I was called uncle! Fuck, blah, blah!" The more he thought about it The more irritable, so...

"Yeah!" The college student, who looked like a social youth, held an iron rod and beat the mallet on the cashier counter, crackling endlessly.

The brothers behind him were dripping with cold sweat, their eyes drooped like noodles, the eldest brother looked like a chartered woman.

The owner of the kebab shop wailed inwardly: My HP printer!Two thousand 680.

Wu Se looked at the gangster brother who suddenly calmed down, and poked with his finger, "Hey! Are you angry?"

"You know I'm angry." How do you talk, you little brat?No manners at all.The gangster brother waded through a river of tears in his heart, and then showed a helpless smile. He really did lose his temper with a little girl.

"Forget it, forget it, it's okay, you can just apologize. Big brother has a big heart, and he doesn't care about a brat like you." The underworld brother coolly stretched out his index finger and shook Wu Se Shaking, tiptoeing, he apologized sincerely.

"I know I was wrong, please apologize!"

This sentence flashed through Wu Se's mind, and she immediately frowned. She was not wrong, so she wouldn't apologize to others!

"Eh..." The underworld brother looked at her constipated bitter face, bit his index finger, and drooped his eyebrows.This child is so strange, is he not feeling well?

"Big brother, I have a stomachache and I need to go to the toilet." Wu Se put his knees together and looked at him anxiously, his eyes flickered, and he wanted to cry.

How could such an innocent and lovely child make her look ugly in public!The underworld brother laughed, and gently patted Wu Se on the shoulder, "You go!"

"But there's no one in the toilet, so I'm so scared." Wu Se looked at him with flickering eyes again.

This little sister is so cute, even this kind of thing has to invite people to go with her, but it seems that men and women can't get along with each other! The gangster brother was suddenly happy and worried, and finally coughed seriously, "Big brother can't accompany you! A It's good to go, and nothing bad will come out in broad daylight."

"But people are just scared! I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore!" Wu Se shook her calf and looked at him with tears in her eyes.

The gangster brother put on his sunglasses, folded his arms behind Wu Se, and said righteously, "Little sister, don't be afraid, there are monsters, vampires, and mutants in front of me. Big brother will protect you."

The two walked into the toilet, and the underworld boys in the hall had turned into wooden chickens, and the owner of the barbecue shop was also wiping away his sweat, obviously it was autumn!

In the women's toilet, Wu Se turned her head, looked at the gangster brother standing at the door, and said with a smile, "Big brother, why don't you come in! It's so cold standing at the door!"

The underworld brother turned his face to the door of the men's room, and said with a restrained expression, "I am a self-disciplined person, and it is a very disrespectful thing to go into the women's room. Go in! I'll wait here, nothing will happen. "

"Then big brother, can you take off your sunglasses, anyway, you are a self-disciplined person."

"Okay, okay, the glasses are off, you go!" The underworld brother raised his hand to take off the glasses, and suddenly a figure rushed over. He jumped up from the ground in fright, and then landed safely. I saw a simple and mellow fragrance, what is it?

"Mom! It's incense ash!" The underworld brother's eyes were sore from the incense ash, and he rubbed his eyes desperately, but his stomach felt cool. He said, "Be careful! Uncle, this sword is forged."

Damn it, I was threatened by a brat.

"What are you going to do? I didn't abandon you all the time."

"I see you are upset."

Wu Se said coolly, holding the telescopic sword in his hand, and pressed it against the belly of the big brother of the underworld, "Look carefully, this sword is called Zhanlong, and the blade is about three feet three feet long. Slot, let me press this red button, the blade will come out of the sheath, stab into the flesh, flying four lines of blood, the picture is very beautiful!"

"You little witch." The gangster's ten-meter-seven-meter-tall brother trembled in the wind after being frightened by this little girl who was less than 1.6 meters tall. Damn it, I don't want to be glamorous

moving.

"Hmph! Nah, men are too incompetent." Wu Se touched his beer belly and said impatiently, "Give me the phone."

The gangster twisted his face, took out his knockoff mobile phone, and babbled, "What are you doing, you're just playing with the phone as a kid, okay, I'll give it to you."

Wu Se pressed the unlock button, saw the mural on the screen, and frowned, "Why is this man so ugly, but putting it in the phone can prevent thieves."

"She is my wife, your sister is not allowed to judge others indiscriminately." The gangster brother was furious, this chick, if I hadn't pitied her for her, she would have beaten you to cry and want her mother.

"Just talk about it! I'm just curious about your boys' taste, but it's fine if you like it, it's safer to be ugly!" Wu Se smiled, all the men in the world are fools like you, so the beauties in the world don't It's all my harem!

"Dididi!" Wu Se quickly pressed a series of phone numbers, and then a serious voice came out from the phone, "Hello, this is the Hainan Provincial Public Security Bureau. What can I do for you?"

"What! You want to call the police!" The underworld brother turned pale with fright, baring his teeth and claws, "I don't want it, I don't want it~"

"Uncle policeman, there are a few villains here who are extorting money, and there is an uncle who wants to rape me." Wu Se said pitifully.

"No! No! Uncle policeman, I was wronged!" The underworld brother wanted to clarify himself, but Wu Se had already given his address and hung up the phone.

The underworld brother shook his voice and said in horror, "You witch, you actually want to drag me to jail." How bad!

"Brothers~" He was about to turn around to remind his brothers, but the little witch said gloomily, "Do you want to be beautiful and attractive?"

Fifteen minutes later, the police car arrived outside the barbecue restaurant. Passers-by covered their mouths and watched in surprise. Two policemen handcuffed a man in a panic and walked out of the barbecue restaurant.

"I'm wronged ~ Uncle Policeman." He was obviously a debt collector, so why did he become a rapist?

"I'm not your uncle, uncle." The police uncle's words hit the underworld brother instantly depressed.The police car door slammed shut, and the red light was on, swaggering away all the way.

"Goodbye! Uncle!" Wu Se waved goodbye.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant is grateful for her help and wants to treat her to a barbecue dinner.Wu Se was sitting on the seat and playing with the mobile phone left by the gangster brother, changing the mobile phone mural into a selfie, admiring himself.

"Brother, I heard that those people are here to collect debts again. How are you doing? Did they beat you?" A girl ran into the barbecue restaurant, with a high ponytail and a rabbit fur vest, and walked from the door full of energy. Wu Se walked by.

"It's Xinxin! Didn't you go to class? Why did you come here again?" The owner of the barbecue shop pretended nothing happened. But I have to thank this little girl for this.”

When Xu Xin heard that those scoundrels had been sent away, the nervous expression on his face eased, and he breathed out softly, "This is really great! I was worried that my brother would be bullied by those scoundrels, so I hurried to came running."

"Hey, it's good that the matter is resolved. You are a girl and don't get involved, you will be bullied." The owner of the barbecue shop was very helpless. He touched Xu Xin's head, then remembered something, and pointed behind her, " Look, this is our benefactor."

"Really? We have to thank him well!" Xu Xin turned to look at her benefactor with a bright smile on her flushed face.Wu Se, who was bored in the seat just now, turned into a dignified Taoist nun, holding an incense burner in her left hand and a sword in her right hand, looking at Xu Xin seriously, "I came here to see you."

"Wow!" The barbecue shop owner accidentally tipped over the plate, his facial features were blurred, and his face turned into a white board.

"Daxian, what a coincidence! We met here again." Xu Xin was surprised.

"This doesn't mean that we are destined. In fact, I just predicted that your brother is in trouble, so I came here from thousands of miles away." Wu Se said nonsense seriously and old-fashioned, coaxing Xu Xin to smile silly. The words are not particularly easy to believe, but Wu Se is still very novel.

"So you are a great immortal! But why didn't you do it just now?" The owner of the barbecue shop was suspicious, and he felt that the little girl in front of him was a different person just now.

Wu Se said slowly, "That's because my fairy's Taoism is too pure and holy, but the water and soil in the world are muddy, and the toilet is the most spiritual place. Only this fairy can catch villains with little effort."

is that so?The owner of the barbecue shop withdrew his doubts, and then broke out in a cold sweat.

Xu Xin is playful and lively, with a handsome appearance, and she is very open to chatting with outsiders, while Wu Se is a quiet and lovely rabbit, soft and mature, the two of them are chatting while eating hot pot, and they are very involved in talking.

The oily smoke coming out of the barbecue grill was particularly heavy. Wu Se specially picked meat to eat, eating a piece of meat, and wiped out a plate of tenderloin in the blink of an eye. She put down her chopsticks contentedly, while Xu Xin was turning a few slices of shiitake mushrooms, wanting to speak again He stopped and said, "Great Immortal..."

"Call me Shigu!" Daxian used to call weasel.

Xu Xin nodded with a smile, "Okay! Auntie, do you know how to look for people?"

This little girl, will you let me look at the picture again?If so, should I ask Wong Tai Sin again?Wu Se thought about it, and then said, "I have studied the Book of Changes. Generally speaking, as long as you see someone's birth date and combined with his figure and appearance, you can calculate his fate."

"You do the math and see if I can be with Meng Qiusheng in this life." Xu Xin is really innocent and believes in Wu Se, a magic stick.

But Wu Se hung her again, "That's a bit difficult, if there is a marriage line in the world, I have to touch the bones for you."

"Hey! Last time, didn't you just say that you should report your measurements?" Xu Xin has such a good memory that he can even remember Wu Se's nonsense clearly. Now ask Wu Se, how many of his lies do he remember?

Wu Se rubbed his nose, and continued to talk nonsense with sincerity on his face, "Trends are generally not very accurate, let's stick to the traditional ones!"

Anyway, now that I have enough food and drink, I have nothing to do, so I can pick up a girl by the way.

Xu Xin believed it was true, took off her vest, rolled up her shirt and put it on the table, "Okay, then feel the bones for me."

What's so good about your arm? I'll see the story under your underwear.Wu Se left the other party's phone number and waved goodbye. It's just that the time and place are wrong today, and I must do a full set next time.

At 4:[-] in the afternoon, Li Hui came back, and took Wu Se to the principal's office without any tact, with a relaxed look on his face, and even the footsteps were cheerful, but Wu Se was eating with a straight face, shit He looked like he was walking unhappily.

Because of the unpleasant incident at noon, neither of them spoke much. Outside the monitor's office, Wu Se suddenly said, "Sister, I won't let you get what you want."

The smile on Li Hui's face froze, and then she patted her on the shoulder, "Are you thinking I'm hurting you?"

Wu Se's face was covered with shadows, and he lowered his head and said coldly,

"Is there any need to ask? You look so proud of yourself, and you know that your wish to leave me all along has come true."

Li Hui's thoughts were pierced again, her expression was a little unnatural, and she said with a sneer, "Let's go in quickly, the principal is waiting for us!"

Wu Se didn't move. At this time, he was stubborn and shouted in a coquettish voice, "If I surrender, you will be proud. You always attack when people are unprepared, regardless of whether I can bear it or not." !"

It's not to educate you about love, so what's the disadvantage?This kid's words are always confusing.Li Hui felt cold, and put her hands on the door frame, "It's already at the door, so stop making trouble, even if you call the police uncle, it's useless."

Wu Se wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wow , bear it obediently!"

Huh! At last, she stopped doing it. Li Hui was helpless and relieved, and took her hand and walked into the office.

A middle-aged man in the office was kissing the goldfish bowl. When he saw someone coming in, he put the goldfish bowl back silently. He looked at Wu Se with a smile, "Kid, you are Wu Se!"

Wu Se raised her face awkwardly, her eyes flashed a sharp light, "Yes, boss!"

A drop of sweat dripped from the headmaster's bald forehead. Li Hui blushed and cried out in embarrassment, "What are you talking about!" Then she approached the headmaster with a big smile on her face, "This kid can't talk, don't mind!"

Wu Se pouted, there was no reason at all, she was going to drive me away, why am I so polite?

"Hahaha! This girl is so cute!" The naughtier the girl, the more likable she was, the principal said happily while holding his beer belly.

"Li Hui, is this kid going to substitute for you at noon today?" The principal looked at Li Hui with a pleasant face.

"Ah... yes." Li Hui bent down with self-blame, and said apologetically, "I was sick and had a fever today, and I missed the time. This child also did something wrong to let me have a good rest."

Wu Se's eyes darkened at this moment, and he snorted coldly, "I will never do this kind of thing again."

The child is angry again!Li Hui lamented.

"I like this child very much. He takes care of the senior sister, is willing to help others, and is considerate to others. There is nothing wrong with it!" The principal said kindly, his cloudy eyes were full of tenderness.

The principal is really a kind person. Although he looks like a fat fish with a small head and a round body, his caring eyes made Wu Se feel joy from the bottom of his heart. He looked at him with bright eyes. After a long time, he nodded respectfully and bowed, " Hi! Principal, I will continue to work hard to take good care of Senior Sister!"

"Hahahahaha! You are a smart kid!" The principal praised with relief.

Li Hui was stunned, how could things turn out like this!It didn't go as she expected, how could the headmaster?Is this still the serious and old-fashioned headmaster?The world is so strange!