Sister, please lie down

It was a frightening day to meet the future groom. Wu Se not only regarded being late as the best meeting gift, but also brought a Chinese brand light bulb with him.

"Hey, hey! You really intend to go in like this."

A row of well-dressed welcome staff at the entrance of the International Hotel was looking at them with a smile. Li Hui looked at the famous lady who got out of the same parked luxury car with a dark face, and grabbed Wu Se who was wearing pajamas with disheveled hair. Damn, this is □□It’s embarrassing to be naked~

"Masquerade party~ This is special enough and attracts attention~ I will be very anxious if the groom can't be found." Wu Se said it as a matter of course, and walked towards the door swaggeringly with his chicken nest head on his head.

"Go ahead~ I won't embarrass you with you~"

Wu Se, who was walking away, heard her say this, backed up, and took her hand naturally, "Let's go, let's go, there will be a good show later, don't get lost."

"What kind of demon are you going to be?" This kid has a strange personality, and it's not a day or two for him to create otherworldly farces.

At the masquerade, all kinds of characters gather together, including Cinderella and the male stepmother, the mermaid princess and the witch, the seven dwarfs and the frog prince, in pairs, loving each other.

"It's so creative~" Wu Se held a cup of strawberry sundae, looked at the crowd with his head shrunk, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Hey~ there are beautiful women~"

In the crowd, a tall beautiful woman in a chest-length skirt stood out among the crowd, her round black eyes looked around, "Like a cat looking for food, hehe~ I feel like I found the same kind." Wu Se put down the things with a smile , wiped his clothes with his claws, and walked up like the second uncle.

"Are you going to hook up with someone else again?"

Wu Se's smile subsided slightly, she stopped, slipped back again, and said with an apologetic smile, "How come~ You are a little princess in my heart, that woman is not as good-looking as you."

Li Hui pinched her face and warned viciously, "Go and look in the mirror, you look like a coward and want to pick up girls!"

Wu Se's face brightened, "Could it be that if I change my clothes, I can pick up girls blatantly?"

Bah~ Who cares about you~ Li Hui snorted, turned her head and remained silent.

"Then I'll go to the bathroom and change, hee hee~"

Li Hui couldn't see Wu Se in the blink of an eye, feeling a little uncomfortable, and looked at the woman in Chinese Hanfu, "Hmph! What's so beautiful, such a big frame, such a high bridge of nose, lips So thin, with such a pointed chin, how can there be a bit of classical beauty~ what aesthetics~"

After complaining for a while, the person who had just gone to the toilet to change suddenly appeared in front of her again. Li Hui rolled her eyes, and just about to continue ignoring her, her eyes fixed on the same spot again.

"You, what are you?"

Wu Se was wearing a zodiac robe, Lu Dongbin's hat on his head, and holding a hexagonal mirror in his hand. He looked like a dead ghost Taoist priest, "Hey, wait and see the good show."

Li Hui seemed to understand something, and stared at her fiercely. Every time this guy dressed up weirdly, he always did something indecent, "Do you think this can attract others? Nuo, look, the crowd There are also many Taoist monks, that Fahai, that Jigong, what are you?"

Wu Se styled the bun on his head, "Have you heard the story of Princess Gaoyang and Monk Bianji? It's really a strange love~ The idiot who hates women breaks through morality, secular religion, and represents the yearning for beautiful love."

Knowing that you like crooked ways and don't want to talk nonsense with you, Li Hui rolled her eyes, "Do as you please~ Let's see what tricks you can come up with."

"Huh? She's here, but she's still walking towards me, wow~ It's even more beautiful when you look at it up close!" Wu Se clenched her fists excitedly, looking at the beauties of the Tang Dynasty who were walking towards them with piercing eyes.

Hmph~ Li Hui turned her head away, "Since it's nothing to do with me, I'll walk away first."

"Don't~ I want to introduce you grandly to her!" Wu Se hurriedly grabbed her.

Fart~ What relationship do I have with you~ Why let others know!Li Hui waved her hand to push her away.

"Come on, come on, please be quiet~ Let's watch a good show, I won't charge you tickets~" Wu Se put his arms around her waist, coaxing ambiguously.

"Hey~ there are so many people, don't talk to me if you want to lose face!" Li Hui blushed and struggled.

"They didn't see it! They're all focused on picking up girls!"

Damn~ how did I forget that this is a masquerade party, asshole, this guy put on makeup, turned around and was still well-dressed, why the hell am I so innocent!

"Hey~ monster! Look at the demon mirror of my own way, it will show your true colors!" Wu Se raised the mirror in his hand to face the beauty who came over, which attracted many people's attention.

Li Hui wept sadly and wailed in her heart: Oh my God!I'm going to be the last one out tonight, it's so embarrassing.

"You are so impolite~" Is this picking up girls!It's clearly pushing the girl out~ Li Hui was about to lose her temper when she got angry.

"I know it's you, show me the prototype, or I'll be rude to you~" Wu Se unceremoniously reached out and grabbed the other person's chest.

Li Hui was pinched by her and couldn't escape, so she had to cover half of her face and pretended not to see it.Really shameless to no one's land.

"This is the legendary dragon claw? Hehe, you learned this in China?" the beauty nimbly dodged Wu Se's attack, with a low and hoarse voice in her throat, jokingly said.

"Hmph! I hate men with bigger breasts than me." Wu Se blew a breath in the palm of his hand, playing with prestige.

"Men, man." Li Hui couldn't believe that there were real men who were more beautiful than transvestites in this world!It's so Mary Sue.

The beauty smiled and said, "The Chinese woman you brought? Not so good~ It's far worse than the two before you. It's only been a few months~ The appetite has become so common."

Wu Se reached out and touched Li Hui's chin, looked at her carefully, and then leaned her head on his shoulder, "It's not your turn to comment on my woman, she went to China to study and studied etiquette! How to speak is still the same Uneducated!"

"Hey~ You are also my woman, so how can my woman's woman have nothing to do with me?" The beauty turned her gaze to Li Hui, "To be honest, she really doesn't deserve you. What is the relationship between you two? Why do you Will you be that close to her?"

This man is too nosy, Li Hui suddenly feels disgusted, he looks at himself and wants to measure something, he is indifferent and rational, he has no warmth at all, and he will always be oppressed when he is with him.

"Look, I really want to be jealous, why don't we settle the relationship while it's hot." Wu Se held her hand and looked at her fiancé solemnly, "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you call your aunt! "

The beauty stared, and walked away with an ugly face as if she had swallowed a fly. Li Hui immediately pushed away Wu Se's entangled claws, and said, "Who is related to you!"

"╮(╯▽╰)╭You are my great aunt, which means we will be together forever! What a beautiful relationship!"

Bah~ This is too filthy~ Li Hui scolded in disgust, "I'm the only seedling in my family. I don't have a younger sister or niece. Get the hell out of here!"

☆, Chapter 21

Uncle outside Gusu City

When she was a child, Wu Se was a very cute and innocent child, full of goodwill towards the world, she believed in all truths in the world, women should like men, and then form a family, as long as they look at each other, age and appearance are not a problem.

But fairy tales always reveal their truth. When he grew up, Wu Se found that Cinderella's glass slipper did not fit at all. Otherwise, why would he lose one? It was a romantic encounter, but a premeditated love trick.And Snow White is not true, kind and beautiful, she is a gold digger, she likes tall, rich and handsome, and looks down on seven poor dicks.

So Wu Se didn't believe in fairy tales and instead faced reality.From the age of 16, her family arranged blind dates for her again and again. People who live at the top of the pyramid have learned to be hypocritical. Wu Se has been a lady for 16 years, and suddenly feels very disgusting. Such a pretentious, coy pervert .

She thought that the people in the two worlds with her would be more real, but since those men knew her background, they all came to harass her one after another. What's ridiculous is that a star made by a Chinese student with only a plastic stick easily caught her in the set.

(Thurse, you are a star in the sky. Although you are not as bright as the moon, your appearance has to go through billions of years at the speed of light. You are the only one in the world.)

(I am so precious, can I apply for the national first-class protection of animals?)

No matter how beautiful the past is, it can only be remembered. If there is no deep hatred, the next time I think of it, I will laugh it off. Who didn't like a few scumbags when they were young.

Wu Se clicked on the email. After the masquerade party, she was quiet for a few days. She never thought that there would be news of her old lover. Sometimes this person just likes to write, and when he likes it, he just pushes it away, but then he wants to turn back.Back then, he agreed to leave Wu Se for the sake of money, but now he said some irrelevant words, trying to bring back his old love?

(Bah! This kind of routine is too old-fashioned!) Wu Se deleted the email, kicked off the computer, and lay on the bed in a daze.

(If I get married, will senior sister be willing?)

(This is a good thing! Of course I will bless you.)

There is nothing to be sad about, they seem to be so close.How do you know if she likes you?Wu Se thought dully, the aunt downstairs called her for lunch.

lunch?With her messy hair, Wu Se jumped out of the room in a swish. She knew how to test her senior sister's mind.

The best way to test whether a person likes you is to prepare a table of homemade dishes and watch the expression on the other person's face. If you complain with tears streaming down your face, then this person must appreciate you and don't care about your cooking skills , if the other party finishes eating happily, then this must be a rice bucket!

Wu Se's hands-on ability is as good as that of a five-year-old child. If she is locked in a coffin for a day, she will definitely not starve to death, because she can't do anything, which saves a lot of energy.

Charcoal-grilled pork ribs, pork tenderloin in sauce and vinegar, dried tofu with salt and pepper, spicy fried green peppers, yellow, white, red, blue, bright colors, eye-catching, this taste is also extraordinary.

It was rare for the eldest lady to cook, and the housekeeper who took care of her was so moved that she waited for dinner to be added.But it has been so long that the Lord has not come. The Chinese teacher said that he had something to do and that he had been away for a day, so he should be back now, and he was about to go to bed.

Wu Se was dozing sleepily on the table, the butler had already hiccupped and returned to the room to take a nap, the clock ticking sounded in the hall, more and more wanting a lullaby, the cerebral cortex went into a dormant state, Wu Se lifted up again With heavy eyelids, he dialed impatiently. After the number was connected, a sweet voice reminded the other party that the connection was temporarily unavailable, and he would dial again later.

(Senior sister, something is wrong, the bird's nest is about to catch fire.) Wu Se sent a message, then closed her eyes, and fell asleep naively.

Ding dong ding dong!The doorbell woke Wu Se up. She didn't come until what time. She yawned and looked at the clock, which showed two o'clock in the morning.

(You can wait a little longer, deal with the scene, get some accident insurance or something.) Wu Se opened the door, looked at a pair of people outside and said.

(You sent my message, just read it, scared me to death, thought you were going to make trouble again?) Li Hui clutched her chest, still in shock.

(Let me introduce you! This is my friend, Yan Shanggong.)

Wu Se was so angry that he stretched out his hand to shake the handsome guy's paw, and said hello, "Hi! Madam Shanggong! Are you from Sibaofang or Sishanfang?"

Li Hui clapped her hands, intending to stop her, but the empress Shang Gong had already heard it, and replied politely: "My position is generally not fixed. As long as Huihui agrees, I can be a 24-hour dedicated driver."

Li Hui wiped off her cold sweat, feeling that a dozen of Snow Beer was really useless, and the match in front of her seemed to be out of her control.

"Since you are the driver, you can go back now, your task is completed," Wu Se leaned on the door frame, looking sideways at Yan Shanggong, with bangs drooping to one side, covering the emotion in his eyes.

"Send the Buddha to the West, my task is not complete, and now is not the time to leave."

"Oh? Lost and found? Are you from outside Gusu City?" Wu Se leaned against the door frame, turned to Li Hui, and said with a smile: "So it's my uncle! I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Yan Shanggong was slightly surprised, and quickly smiled politely: "I'm here to pick up your aunt."

"Can uncle have any good skills, can you show them around, and treat them as a meeting gift."

"What does the eldest niece want? Uncle will satisfy you."

"Then let's have a game. If you win, I will recognize you as a relative. I will give you ingot candles during the festival. If you lose, you will go home around the bend."

"Then let's have a literary fight and a martial fight, so it's not bullying you."

Then there was a unique competition, arm wrestling while reciting Tang poems. There was no doubt how Wu Se could compare to Yan Shanggong, who was from the Chinese Department.

"Huh! Auntie will pay you back!" Wu Se's wrist was firmly nailed to the table, unable to move, hating and itching.

"Just lost like that?" Li Hui was a little annoyed, this guy just didn't work hard.

"If you lose, you lose. Anyway, I'm also famous. We spend all day together shamelessly. Maybe at that time I escaped from marriage and eloped with you to Egypt. Forget it, go back to your own home." Wu Se was lazy. I'm tired, I haven't slept all night, how can I have the energy to break my wrists, Emma, ​​she just wants to have a good sleep now.

"I'm leaving tomorrow morning, but I can't bear to part with you, so come say hello."

"Oh, then why didn't you say it earlier, I can knock you a sum of money for the plane ticket." Wu Se looked at Li Hui a little weirdly, and then took out a crumpled ticket from his pocket, "It's nothing good For you, this is the ticket to the Egyptian pyramids."

"Thanks, but I never said I was going to Egypt."

"You don't want it?" Wu Se threw the ticket away expressionlessly, "It's actually not worth much."

"Then, then I'll collect it, maybe I'm interested." Li Hui immediately picked it up and put it in her arms, and when she got out of Wu Se's house, she wondered why she was so afraid of her anger?

end

"Wu Se, your father told you to come back!"

"No time, I'm busy."

"It's just a formality, why are you running?"

"No time, I'm busy."

"The wedding banquet is over, where do you want to go?"

"Di Di~"

Really annoying!Wu Se hung up her cell phone, carried her backpack, and slipped out of the tourist team. Chen Paohui, who had been following her all this time, followed her secretly. When she saw her sweetheart climbing the pyramid, she was surprised and asked, "Would you like to climb the pyramid?" What are you doing up there?"

Wu Se struggled to climb to the top of the tower, took off the silk scarf from his neck and pressed it with a silver ring, looked up at the endless yellow sand, sucked in the smoke-smelling air, and laughed silently.

"What are you laughing at?" Chen Paohui looked at Wu Se who came down.

"Thinking of God's will, fate is really something that can't be man-made. When you want it, you will deviate from it, and when you don't need it, you will take the initiative to deliver it to your door." Wu Se said with a smile to the ex-girlfriend who changed her mind.

"Didn't you say to give me another chance! Why do you always treat me thousands of miles away? Do you still think about your senior sister? But she is not like us."

"Speak as you speak, don't act like a spoiled child to me." Wu Se avoided the outstretched hand and took a picture of his masterpiece with his mobile phone. The slogan read: Lace on the Pyramid.

"Huh? There is lace on this pyramid! There are words beside the lace, love tiger oil senior." A Chinese couple approached Wu Se's side, and a woman looked at the lace in surprise and excitement.

"Wow! So romantic!"

"What's so romantic! It's so perverted!"

"Why do you say that!

"This is lace, can it be a man who hangs this thing! A woman courting her senior is better than a psychopath than a pervert!"

"Hee hee! You are so careful." Hearing her boyfriend's unique judgment, the woman withdrew her attention, and then there was some flirting between lovers.

"You said you gave me a chance, why are you hooking up with others?"

"I want you to come and ask me about picking up girls. Pay attention, we haven't got married yet!" Wu Se threw down Chen Paohui and wandered around by himself, looking for some beauties with different tastes.

"You're dead!" Chen Paohui heard a scolding from the left, as if he was defending himself, turned his eyes, and saw a girl wearing a pair of sunglasses, she was wearing a red suspender dress, fair skin, chest That piece was very eye-catching, the girl pursed her lips at her, as if she was thinking about something, and left here after a while.

The lace ribbons on the pyramid flutter in the wind, with vigorous vitality, the unknown thoughts are finally exposed under the blue sky and white clouds, slowly blooming in a foreign country.