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In fact, Chi Tan talked to Fu Quming not long after he first entered Y Middle School.It's not the kind of meeting between teachers and students.Because to be honest, Fu Quming doesn't look like a teacher at all.He usually wears a pair of glasses, and he is neither fat nor thin, but his face looks round. Simply put, he has a baby face and looks immature... At least he is comparable to other male teachers in Y. In comparison, it really looks very immature, walking in a hurry, and not bald or fat.As expected of the youngest one in the teacher team of Y middle school, cough cough.

When people meet for the first time, they will first give each other a first impression. It seems that Chi Tan accidentally saw a psychological term called "primacy effect" in a magazine, and it probably goes like this It's okay.If that's the case, the first impression they both had of each other would not be very good.Although a year later, when Fu Quming officially became Teacher Chi Tan, Chi Tan had already forgotten about the oolong incident, and I believe that Teacher Fu, who has a lot of things to do every day, should not remember clearly, but in their long entanglement later, Every time Chi Tan thinks about it, he still can't help tying that incident with the word "fate" for no reason.

It was originally.Otherwise, among the more than a thousand freshmen in the school, why would Fu Quming just omit his English answer sheet in the entrance exam, causing him to get a very ugly zero in the objective test... Anyway, he is also an only child from a second-rate middle school, and his English skills The answer sheet of the test paper can carry more than half of the marks. Without those marks, he would not be ranked at the bottom of the class... That would be too ugly...

Chi Tan is not a person who is particularly strong, cares about grades, and will push himself for the sake of studying, but it should be his point, so don't even think about escaping.So he thought about it, and went to the office to ask his head teacher about the situation.Their homeroom teacher is a Chinese teacher. He has the general appearance of a high school homeroom teacher, that is, a little fat and bald, but the whole person looks very kind. Well, if I have to use something to describe it, it probably looks like Maitreya Buddha.To be more precise, Maitreya Buddha's stomach looks like he is nine months pregnant, and the stomachs of the class teacher Chen Cai and Mr. Chen are probably only three months old.

You know, although Chi Tan didn't talk to others very much, especially when the school just started, he still heard others talking about it. After all, the classroom is so big, and there are so many boys talking loudly.In the first year of high school, the ratio of male to female in the class was fairly even. Chi Tan occasionally saw some active boys in the class who would moleste the active girls in the class.And what is the student's favorite thing to do at this stage of admission?Naturally, in order to make every unfamiliar teacher look more friendly, give them a nickname that is widely circulated among students.

Their class teacher, with a small bald head that occasionally looks a little reflective when walking back and forth in the evening self-study, is affectionately called "Bright".Chi Tan was actually a little speechless about this nickname in his heart, and felt that they were not up to the standard, and it was no different from calling someone Rhubarb after catching a yellow-haired puppy.But Chi Tan is always a straight-talking person.In order to keep his diary safe so that even if his teacher picked it up one day, he would not be able to see any secrets, Chi Tan also called Chen Cai and Guang Guang in the diary. His odds of winning the lottery are even lower.Because it is impossible for him to buy a lottery ticket, it is zero.

While thinking about these messy things, Chi Tan had already stood at the door of the office for a long time.Because Chen Caihe was talking to another student, and he didn't know what he was talking about. It was probably a student who had fallen behind in his ranking and asked him to talk to him or something?Chi Tan was not interested in knowing, and he didn't want to stand aside and disturb Lao Ban's performance, so he just stood and waited at the door of the office.

After waiting for a while, the class bell rang.But because it is an evening self-study, as long as the old class hasn't gone to make inspections, there is nothing wrong with waiting here.After the class bell rang, the student who was talking to the old class was invited back to the class by the old class.While Lao Ban was drinking water, Chi Tan walked in, stood upright in front of Lao Ban, and told him that his grades were abnormal.Lao Ban is a pretty good talker, he asked him to look for his test papers when he said something was wrong, and he did it easily.However, in the stack of answer sheets next to the old class's desk, there is no one of him at all.As he counted the answer sheets one by one from his fingers, he became a little anxious and almost broke out in sweat.After all, Chi Tan doesn't want the kind of experience card that Lao Ban is watching your every move right in front of his eyes, and he said that he can give it to anyone who wants it... I'm really speechless... I checked it again and it still didn't work Chi Tan, who found it, had to tell the truth to Lao Ban: "I didn't find mine." Lao Ban said while drinking water: "Is that so...then your answer sheet may be a fault answer sheet, I remember this time , It seems that the teacher has gone through the answer sheets that have not been swiped out, you can ask Teacher Fu who registered the results, he is in the next office, you go to him, I will go back to the class to have a look first." Said After finishing the old class, he left first, leaving him alone to go to the next office in embarrassment to find a "Mr. Fu" who only knew his surname. After asking other teachers, he said that he was not there, and he didn't know where he went.Chi Tan didn't want to go back to work anymore, so he stood outside the office and waited again.

It was midsummer, and the weather was very stuffy, but being in an air-conditioned office made him feel uncomfortable as an outsider from the bottom of his heart, so even though his back was soaked in sweat, he only wanted to be alone Stay in this dark corner.

I don't know how long I waited, but Chi Tan's face and heart have reached a critical point of anxiety, and he even thinks about letting it go, but he still doesn't want to move at all.At this time, his "life-saving straw" person - the history teacher of his class appeared. Chen Silan.Maybe because of her habit of glancing around the corner, she saw the inconspicuous Chi Tan as soon as she left the office.Then he kindly asked him why he came, so Chi Tan had no choice but to explain his purpose to the history teacher. After hearing about it, Chen Silan called him into the office very kindly and said: "Mr. Fu is also a history teacher. The desk is right in front of me. He has gone to their class, and I don’t know how long it will take to come back. The answer sheet is on the small table next to it. If you want to look for it, you can look for it now. I will tell him later. " Chi Tan responded, and went to look for it by himself, but just as he touched him, the missing Mr. Fu came back suddenly, and said loudly to him: "What are you doing?" He was like a little thief who wanted to steal answer sheets to sell waste paper, which made him very embarrassed. Fortunately, Teacher Chen Silan explained it clearly for him in a few words, and Teacher Fu also said: "Impossible, I have cleaned it all up. How could there be any omissions?" Chi Tan didn't want to pay attention to him now, but quietly flipped through the stack of answer sheets that looked thick and scary, unexpectedly, he found his without any trouble, huh, he I was really relieved. There was a "52" score in the upper right corner of the answer card, and I got it.

In fact, Chi Tan felt quite aggrieved in his heart, and even couldn't help complaining about the teacher, and kept saying in his heart: "Damn, what kind of quality is this teacher, he does things so-so, let me wait for so long and forget it." , it’s not about me, it’s impossible, it’s impossible, what is this..."

After a long time, Chi Tan can no longer remember what expression he used to face Fu Quming at that time, but what he can be sure of is: it must not be a good expression, after all, Chi Tan is really an upright expression written on his face boy.But he still clearly remembered what Fu Quming said later. He froze for a moment, then walked towards him, passed him to the pile of answer sheets, and muttered: "I don't know if there are any other questions. People missed it..." It was precisely because of this sentence that Chi Tan finally did not write Fu Quming as a completely irresponsible teacher in his diary, but my entrance exam was almost ruined by this bastard. Hey... ... Forget it, peace is the most important thing, anyway, the points will be added back later.Chi Tan didn't think about it, and blacked out a large paragraph written in the diary to vent his anger.

This was their first encounter with Oolong.