It's not that I want to bend

Just when we were still wondering which family's adults were so talented to teach their children to read this dialogue, a little girl who looked about four or five years old suddenly appeared in our room. in sight.She was dressed in a white gauze dress, with a veil on her face, and a beautiful girl hairstyle. She was round and very cute. The eyes outside the veil were black and very watery.More importantly, she is the only one in the desolate surroundings, and there is no so-called adult who taught her as we imagined.Obviously, what she just said was aimed at us, and we were the ones she wanted to rob. We were stunned!

I confirmed with Li Dao with my eyes that there was indeed no one lurking around, I couldn't help the curiosity in my heart, walked to the little girl, bent down, smiled like a strange Shu Li, and said: " Little girl, are you lost? Are you hungry? Since you opened the mountain and planted the tree, how about we leave some fruit and snacks as money to buy roads?"

"Not good!" The little girl said arrogantly, and she still raised her head proudly to one side after she finished speaking.

Looking at this cute baby face so close, even through the veil, it can't stop her temptation to me at all. I think, I may be the legendary "maternal hair" and I can't control it.Of course, everyone present, except Li Dao, looked at her with bright eyes.No, I have to act first, but I can't let them get ahead of me. I couldn't help itching my hands, and raised my hands to pinch the lovely tender meat in front of me.

But I didn't want an angry voice to sound - "What are you going to do?! Do you even want to tease me? Men really don't have a good one!" The little girl glared at me angrily, her eyes burning brightly. Huoguang, said in the tone of a little adult.

What?Molesting? !I... What the hell is this child taught by an adult!With such a peculiar way of thinking, isn't this teaching children to be bad?Don't you know that this world is full of sunshine and love, and there are still good people!Pepper and the others couldn't help laughing out loud, probably Pepper almost rolled on the ground laughing.

I withdrew my hand that was frozen in mid-air, put it to my mouth and pretended to cough twice, still bowed my waist, leaned in front of her, and said with a smile on my face: "Little girl, do you want uncle to take you to see the goldfish?" ? The goldfish look so pretty!"

"I don't want you to take me to see some goldfish, I want to show you to others!" The little girl said very seriously, the strange light in those eyes made me shudder for no reason trembling.

Heck, it is!I was so worthless that I was bluffed by a little girl.It's unreasonable to let people live!

Before everyone could react, the little girl stretched out her round arm like a lotus root, raised her bow, and put a bow on the collar of me who was standing in a daze in front of her, just like that "swish, swish, swish" flew up.

Depend on!what's the situation? !Is this light work or sorcery?Did I meet a monster, or did I meet Tianshan Child Elder?This is going to take me through the clouds and fog?Why can't you slow down a little bit, you can only hear the sound of "huhuhu" in your ears, what's going on in front of you is so fast that you can't see clearly!I... I... I'm so afraid of heights!Woohoo~ Miss Monster!Who are you taking me to meet?I haven't agreed yet!I think you are cute only after touching a ghost!Am I wrong?I will never show you goldfish again!

I don’t know how long it has been, and I have lost count of how many branches, stones, mounds of dirt, etc., scratched my clothes to pieces, and knocked my body and face black and red. The whole person has been numb, no feeling, only the burning pain on the face.This is all thanks to the cutest height difference!This little girl is extremely nimble when she moves around, but she can't stand that she is so much shorter than me, and she still has to carry me around. She is a great Hercules, but I am more than her Those heights were really sad, and they bumped into the obstacles she avoided very smoothly, and they didn't miss any of them.At this time, how I hope that I am the seven dwarfs of Snow White, at least, I can suffer less!woo woo~

"Chirp", "Bang", "Bang"!I finally lay there peacefully, no longer being dragged and abused, so I could take a breather.However, that chubby devil's palm was still gripping my collar, which kept my heart hanging.

"Senior Sister! Senior Sister! Look! I brought you back!" The little girl said excitedly to the front.

God!What the hell, let me meet your lord!See if I don't sue you well!Let your adults take good care of you and seek justice for me!Woooooo~ My little life was almost in her hands!

I shook my dizzy head from the hit, slowly got up, and looked at the figure in front of me——I saw a beautiful girl in a white gauze with a white gauze around her face. sat on the chair in front of him.Damn, it turns out that you are wearing the same style!Could it be the clearance of some clothes store?It's not easy to separate the two of you!

If it weren't for her sitting posture and the gleaming dagger she was playing with in her hand, I might think she is a delicate, beautiful and dignified woman.But everything in front of me is not like this!The bloody lesson that little witch taught me just now made me dare not make any judgments about the quality of this person in front of me, and I swallowed back the condemnation that I wanted to blurt out.The enemy does not move, I do not move, the enemy moves, let her move!

"Are you Han Qing?" The masked woman on the chair asked calmly, continuing to play with her cautious dagger in her hand.

"No!" I said firmly, with a serious expression on my face, I guess many people will be deceived by me.I'm not stupid!Look at your posture, only a fool will admit that he is Han Qing!

"Oh~ so my junior sister caught the wrong person." The masked woman casually said while playing with the dagger.

"Senior Sister! How is that possible! It's obviously him!" the little girl argued anxiously.

"Yes, yes, she caught the wrong person. I never said I was Han Qing, she just caught me like that!" I eagerly affirmed, fearing that she would decide that I was Han Qing. game over.snort!Little girl film!Fight with me, you are still a little tender!

"Oh, that's a pity. Except for Han Qing, we won't keep anyone else alive. Junior sister! Do it!" The masked woman suddenly changed the subject and ordered coldly to the little girl.

"Yes, Senior Sister!" The little girl was taken aback for a moment, and then seemed to realize that she was about to make a move.

I am a god!It's worth it!If I were really killed by you because I refused to admit that I was Han Qing, then I would cry to death!you are vicious!I quickly jumped up with my head in my arms, and immediately shouted at them: "Wait! Wait!"

"Oh, what else do you have to say, since you are not Han Qing, then don't waste our time!" Although the masked woman said so, she still shot to stop the little girl's next move.

"I am Han Qing!" I looked at them, my eyes were red with anger, and I said through gritted teeth.I admit it, I'm a fool, okay!

"Didn't you just say no?" The masked woman said lazily, still playing with her dagger casually.

"Just now I was joking with you. I am the fake Han Qing!" I looked at them indignantly and said, and I gritted my small white teeth into a "crack bang bang bang".

Hearing this, the masked woman stopped talking to me, straightened her sitting posture, and just looked at me steadfastly, as if she wanted to see the depths of my soul.At first, I could still maintain the posture of glaring at her angrily, but gradually, I couldn't help but feel terrified when she saw her. Could it be that I met a pervert?The big pervert came out with the little pervert out of his nerves, just caught me? !I'm too far behind!

After a while, the masked woman withdrew her gaze and curled her lips. Yes, even though she was wearing a veil, I knew she just curled her lips absolutely. Don't ask me why, sixth sense plus intuition!Seemingly disappointed, she sighed, and said wanly: "It turns out that Han Qing is just like that! He looks weird, his face is bumpy and uneven, and his clothes are ragged and tasteless. He really wants to have no manners, You want to look good or not. I don't know..."

Hearing this, the little girl glanced at me timidly, backed away secretly, and hid in a corner to reduce her sense of presence, but she still did not forget to echo her senior sister in a low voice: "Yes, yes!"

I... I was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas were born!I am so wronged or not!Anyway, I am also a suave, handsome and wealthy prince who fascinates thousands of girls!Why is it so worthless in your mouth!I'm in rags? !I'm oddly shaped? !Dimples on my face? !What the hell, the culprit is not your junior sister!These were all bumped into when she just caught me!I'm such a handsome and handsome young man, and I was crippled by her just like that, it's fine if she doesn't feel guilty, she's still making trouble there!Woohoo~ Is there any reason!Lei Zhenzi, quickly chop this pair of big and small monsters for me!

"Still so greedy for life and afraid of death, spineless!" The masked woman continued to list my shortcomings, feeling like I was holding a sex conference.

"Yes! He's still teasing me!" The little girl clenched her fists in the corner and said emphatically, which made the masked woman look at me in surprise.

I... I'm really not what you think!Can we forget this?What if I was wrong!I don't feel itchy anymore!I really don't want to live anymore!Lei Zhenzi, you'd better hack me directly, it's clean and easy!What a strange thing I met here!What a wonderful master it takes to teach such an apprentice!Whose two little kids are these?Stop messing around here, your mother is calling you to go home for dinner!

When I was exhausted from being scolded by them and had nothing to love, suddenly, the masked woman turned her head, shot her sharp eyes into the distance, and said to the little girl: "No! Maruko, his people are here, we Walk!"

After I finished speaking, before I could react from my depressed mood, I took the little girl with me and disappeared.good!Chibi Maruko, I remember you!I looked at Ying Yi Ying Er rushing over, couldn't help but burst into tears, and said sadly: "You guys are here!"