It's not that I want to bend
Chapter 60 I Haven't Brushed My Teeth Yet
The morning hours are always so fascinating, so attached.The warm touch on the bed made me reluctant to open my eyes. I continued to close my eyes and enjoy this unique laziness, feeling that everything was so perfect—except for the occasional itchy feeling on my face.What the hell?Is it almost winter and there are mosquitoes? !I waved my hand impatiently, hoping to drive away this hateful mosquito, but I still refused to open my eyes and bid farewell to Duke Zhou.Who knows, just after a few seconds of silence, that nasty mosquito came again, and even picked my itchy place to attack, I waved my hand again, hoping Brother Mosquito would stop.Hey? !Unexpectedly, this is still a persistent mosquito, how big is this, and persistently came to harass me, I...
Brother Mosquito!Mr. Mosquito!Did I kneel down to you?Please let me squint a little longer!Of course and eggs!This hateful mosquito has been ravaging my face. I couldn't bear it anymore. I opened my sleepy eyes and met a pair of eyes full of mischievous smiles. The collar is slightly open, revealing the snow-white skin, and half of... Mom!It's so early in the morning, just make such a big deal, that Su Yue, can you close your neckline, this is the rhythm that will make my nose bleed!
I quickly shifted my gaze, looking for that annoying mosquito everywhere, hmph, if I find this, let's see how I can deal with it!It must be cut to pieces!
"What are you looking for?" Su Yue's slightly lazy voice rang in my ears because of the early morning, which made people feel unusually nice.
"Uh, I'm looking for a mosquito." My eyes continued to scan the surroundings.
"Oh, then what are you looking for it for?" Su Yue blinked her big innocent eyes, and continued to speak lazily.
"Hmph, of course it's a big deal to find it. If I find it, I'll see if I don't kill it! It's best to cut the body into pieces and throw the bones into ashes!" I said bitterly, my eyes continued to look around.In fact, I still want to say fry first and then kill, but, mosquitoes? !Uh, forget it!
"Ah?! You are so cruel? Can you do it?" Su Yue said softly, without any panic in her words.
"Huh! Of course, who told that nasty mosquito to disturb my sleep!" I said angrily, and suddenly my eyes caught a scene, as if I was being strangled by someone, I was speechless—— I saw Su Yue resting her chin in one hand and holding a handful of hair in the other, looking at me jokingly, the touch of the hair in contact with my face made me so familiar, that was—Brother Mosquito!I was suddenly embarrassed, with capitalized "囧" all over my face, it turned out that Su Yue was that "hateful mosquito"!
"I heard that you are going to cut me into pieces?" Su Yue said quietly, and kept tickling me with her hair.
"Ahem, that, how can I do that! I mean, I want to share the food with you for the five horses in the stable, ha ha. Yes, I will share the food for the five horses." I made awkward nonsense .I don't care if you have five horses in your stable, let's deal with it first.
"I heard that you still want to crush me to ashes?" Su Yue continued to speak in her indifferent voice, saying words that made me shudder.
"Ahem, that, I, I, I mean, I misjudged a man named Yang Hui. Ah! Yes! There is a man named Yang Hui in my group of friends, and I misjudged him. Ha, ha ha, that is This way!" I'm sweating!I can't wait to slap myself two big mouths!Call you nonsense, call you nonsense!Fortunately, I'm still a little quick-witted, if Zhenyuan doesn't come back, I can only look at Su Yue and cry!Mom, I was scared to death. Fortunately, I didn't tell you about frying first and then killing.
Su Yue stared at me for a long time with a playful face, and I could only accompany her with a smirk of "hehe", until my whole body became stiff from being watched, she slowly moved her eyes away, and stopped focusing on this matter Entangled.
Su Yue inspected the quilts all around, and then looked at me, the questioning in her eyes could be seen by a fool.Well, of course, I'm not stupid, but I can see it too.The heart that had just been let go instantly lifted up again, I pretended to cough twice, and said, "Well, hehe, I saw you look colder last night, so I fell asleep, so it's warmer."
Su Yue still just stared at me, her eyes were shining brightly, she just didn't speak, which made me panic, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue: "Hehe, I, I also feel quite cold, Just..." When I was about to say something, Su Yue caught off guard and pressed her lips up to seal my mouth, and swallowed what I was going to say later, my face flushed red.Oh my goodness!Su Yue, I, I, I haven't brushed my teeth yet!
Su Yue gently stayed on my lips for a while, then slowly left, then blinked her radiant eyes, quietly looked at me who was blushing from the suffocation and looked dull, and touched The smile crept up to the corners of her eyes and brows quietly, making her beautiful face even brighter and dazzling, dazzled my eyes inadvertently, and melted my heart.
"What are you looking at, what an idiot! It's already this hour, isn't the prince ready to get up?" Su Yue said calmly.I don't know if it's a hallucination, but I actually saw a trace of charm on her face.Ugh, it must be a hallucination!How could such an indifferent person have something to do with this word.
"Ah? Ha, get up, get up, let's get up. Hehe." I came back to my senses and answered quickly.
I summoned the personal maids to wait on us for a simple grooming. The maids all looked beaming, and that dead girl Liuying even shot around like a searchlight, never letting go of anything.What kind of trouble are these dead girls going to do? !
Su Yue put on the coat and accessories for me very virtuously, and even managed to make me look elegant and clean.Tsk tsk, it's really nice to have a tasteful wife!Today's Su Yue dressed up deliberately, with exquisite makeup and gorgeous clothes, there is a beautiful aura that I have never seen before.It shouldn't be!Su Yue has always had that natural and elegant look, never seen her pay so much attention to makeup!Is today a special day?her birthday?my birthday?wedding anniversary?It seems that they are not.
The doubt I was carrying was not relieved until noon.I saw Xiaozhong came to our yard quickly, bowed and saluted, and said: "My lord, Miss Qingluan invited you yesterday, and it was today at the gathering of the children of the Mingyuan Villa family. Seeing that the time is coming, the carriage It's also ready, master, do you think it's time to start?"
Oh my goodness!Almost forgot about it!Today I have to fight wits with the heroine!Why can't I go? !I became dejected in an instant, and just about to make a sound, a voice from the slanting stab interrupted me.
"Well, my lord, it's getting late, let's set off." Su Yue said lightly.
"Ah? Alright, let's set off." I echoed in a daze.I ~ we? !Is she going with me? !When did it happen?Wait, it seems that there is such a thing, but wasn't she just talking that day?There was a sudden "ding" in my mind, and it suddenly became clear that I seemed to have caught something!Let me just say, why is Su Yue dressed so beautifully today? She was waiting here!I keenly smelled a hint of danger, this is not a good sign!God, please bless me!
We arrived at the banquet venue quickly in a carriage.Mingyuan Villa is really a good place, the scenery in the villa is beautiful but yet elegant, it can be seen that the owner of the villa is also a very tasteful person.When we stepped into the seats, there were already many people sitting there—except Qingluan, I was greatly relieved, at least I was given time to slow down, we smiled and talked to those who knew each other The people I know greet each other politely, I feel like a fool, my face is frozen with a smile, I really don't like this feeling, true or false!
When Shi Zixiong and the others sat down, I really wanted to hug them and kiss them fiercely, but someone came to rescue us.I greeted them very enthusiastically, and suddenly there was a feeling when people meet fellow villagers in other places, which moved them a little.Hey, I'm really worthless, isn't it just that I'm a little warm to you, it's like something!
However, with my keen sense of smell, I detected a strange smell among them.Shi Zixiong and Zheji sat far apart, and there was no communication between them, and there was even a smell of gunpowder in their eyes when they met occasionally.What the hell?Don't these two people usually look good? What's wrong?Could it be that the relationship is so good that if the relationship fails, it will become an enemy! I am extremely evil in my heart.
I finally couldn't bear the feeling of being scratched by a cat in my heart, secretly, I secretly pulled Changmin's sleeve to ask why.What the hell, after knowing the reason, I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, dare I plant this curse? !
It turned out that Brother Shizi came to me that day and pretended that his outer room was unsuccessful, but he actually listened to the idea I came up with, and found Zheji, who was quite loyal at the time, and took up the challenge.Originally, this was also a good thing to show brotherly loyalty, but something happened.There is a saying that a friend's wife should not be bullied, but the black little shou who fell in love with Shi Zixiong had a long-term relationship with Shi Zixiong, uh, he really took Shizixiong as his friend's "wife" To "deceived".Another way is that brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, and even if the halberd is broken, he is straightened by the "clothes" of Shi Zixiong, and he has a quarrel with Shizixiong, a "sibling".In the end, Broken Halberd really brought people into the mansion, Brother Shizi couldn't accept it even if he wanted to, so he could only eat Coptis chinensis as a dumb man, and he couldn't tell the pain, so he broke up with Broken Halberd completely.Hey, what a dog blood history!I really want to give a thumbs up to this kid, Zheji, he did a great job!Men don't care if you are straight or crooked, as long as you can take responsibility is good!
But I don't want to blatantly show my admiration for the broken halberd. After all, the titular "bitter master" is still here, and it's just a coincidence that I came up with this bad idea.Alas, it's hard to be a human being, it's difficult to be a human being, yes, I'd better hold back.
Just when I was thinking wildly, a strange voice suddenly sounded in front of me, "Hey, isn't this the prince and the prince? What wind brought you here?" Uncle Guo's skinny monkey was sitting diagonally across from us. .
"Of course it's the east wind. This east wind can not only blow us here, but also blow your money bag to us, Uncle Guo." The pillows are sent by Dianpidian.
"Hehe, if you want to blow away Grandpa's purse, it depends on your ability! However, Grandpa has been very busy recently, so I don't have time to play cards with idlers." Uncle Guo had a proud expression on his face. , Said in Na Deser.Make it look like he is the only busy person in the whole world, why do you think you are a superman, busy saving the earth!
"Hehe, that's right, Taifu Su is recuperating at home, and you are fully responsible for the affairs of the national treasure." Brother Shizi said coolly.
"That's it!" The uncle Guo replied without any complacency, his tail almost went up to the sky.
"But~ I'm afraid that some people's shoulders are too narrow, and they can't bear this burden. When the time comes, they will stab the basket, crying and calling for their sister to wipe his ass! Say yes! Hahahaha." Brother said sarcastically, and by the way, he took the big guy to laugh at that kid, Uncle Guo, taking the opportunity to vent his grievances.Oh, poor baby!
"You..." Uncle Guo blushed.
When the two sides almost clashed, there was a commotion in the crowd. It turned out that it was - several girls from Chenxiang Pavilion had arrived.
Brother Mosquito!Mr. Mosquito!Did I kneel down to you?Please let me squint a little longer!Of course and eggs!This hateful mosquito has been ravaging my face. I couldn't bear it anymore. I opened my sleepy eyes and met a pair of eyes full of mischievous smiles. The collar is slightly open, revealing the snow-white skin, and half of... Mom!It's so early in the morning, just make such a big deal, that Su Yue, can you close your neckline, this is the rhythm that will make my nose bleed!
I quickly shifted my gaze, looking for that annoying mosquito everywhere, hmph, if I find this, let's see how I can deal with it!It must be cut to pieces!
"What are you looking for?" Su Yue's slightly lazy voice rang in my ears because of the early morning, which made people feel unusually nice.
"Uh, I'm looking for a mosquito." My eyes continued to scan the surroundings.
"Oh, then what are you looking for it for?" Su Yue blinked her big innocent eyes, and continued to speak lazily.
"Hmph, of course it's a big deal to find it. If I find it, I'll see if I don't kill it! It's best to cut the body into pieces and throw the bones into ashes!" I said bitterly, my eyes continued to look around.In fact, I still want to say fry first and then kill, but, mosquitoes? !Uh, forget it!
"Ah?! You are so cruel? Can you do it?" Su Yue said softly, without any panic in her words.
"Huh! Of course, who told that nasty mosquito to disturb my sleep!" I said angrily, and suddenly my eyes caught a scene, as if I was being strangled by someone, I was speechless—— I saw Su Yue resting her chin in one hand and holding a handful of hair in the other, looking at me jokingly, the touch of the hair in contact with my face made me so familiar, that was—Brother Mosquito!I was suddenly embarrassed, with capitalized "囧" all over my face, it turned out that Su Yue was that "hateful mosquito"!
"I heard that you are going to cut me into pieces?" Su Yue said quietly, and kept tickling me with her hair.
"Ahem, that, how can I do that! I mean, I want to share the food with you for the five horses in the stable, ha ha. Yes, I will share the food for the five horses." I made awkward nonsense .I don't care if you have five horses in your stable, let's deal with it first.
"I heard that you still want to crush me to ashes?" Su Yue continued to speak in her indifferent voice, saying words that made me shudder.
"Ahem, that, I, I, I mean, I misjudged a man named Yang Hui. Ah! Yes! There is a man named Yang Hui in my group of friends, and I misjudged him. Ha, ha ha, that is This way!" I'm sweating!I can't wait to slap myself two big mouths!Call you nonsense, call you nonsense!Fortunately, I'm still a little quick-witted, if Zhenyuan doesn't come back, I can only look at Su Yue and cry!Mom, I was scared to death. Fortunately, I didn't tell you about frying first and then killing.
Su Yue stared at me for a long time with a playful face, and I could only accompany her with a smirk of "hehe", until my whole body became stiff from being watched, she slowly moved her eyes away, and stopped focusing on this matter Entangled.
Su Yue inspected the quilts all around, and then looked at me, the questioning in her eyes could be seen by a fool.Well, of course, I'm not stupid, but I can see it too.The heart that had just been let go instantly lifted up again, I pretended to cough twice, and said, "Well, hehe, I saw you look colder last night, so I fell asleep, so it's warmer."
Su Yue still just stared at me, her eyes were shining brightly, she just didn't speak, which made me panic, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue: "Hehe, I, I also feel quite cold, Just..." When I was about to say something, Su Yue caught off guard and pressed her lips up to seal my mouth, and swallowed what I was going to say later, my face flushed red.Oh my goodness!Su Yue, I, I, I haven't brushed my teeth yet!
Su Yue gently stayed on my lips for a while, then slowly left, then blinked her radiant eyes, quietly looked at me who was blushing from the suffocation and looked dull, and touched The smile crept up to the corners of her eyes and brows quietly, making her beautiful face even brighter and dazzling, dazzled my eyes inadvertently, and melted my heart.
"What are you looking at, what an idiot! It's already this hour, isn't the prince ready to get up?" Su Yue said calmly.I don't know if it's a hallucination, but I actually saw a trace of charm on her face.Ugh, it must be a hallucination!How could such an indifferent person have something to do with this word.
"Ah? Ha, get up, get up, let's get up. Hehe." I came back to my senses and answered quickly.
I summoned the personal maids to wait on us for a simple grooming. The maids all looked beaming, and that dead girl Liuying even shot around like a searchlight, never letting go of anything.What kind of trouble are these dead girls going to do? !
Su Yue put on the coat and accessories for me very virtuously, and even managed to make me look elegant and clean.Tsk tsk, it's really nice to have a tasteful wife!Today's Su Yue dressed up deliberately, with exquisite makeup and gorgeous clothes, there is a beautiful aura that I have never seen before.It shouldn't be!Su Yue has always had that natural and elegant look, never seen her pay so much attention to makeup!Is today a special day?her birthday?my birthday?wedding anniversary?It seems that they are not.
The doubt I was carrying was not relieved until noon.I saw Xiaozhong came to our yard quickly, bowed and saluted, and said: "My lord, Miss Qingluan invited you yesterday, and it was today at the gathering of the children of the Mingyuan Villa family. Seeing that the time is coming, the carriage It's also ready, master, do you think it's time to start?"
Oh my goodness!Almost forgot about it!Today I have to fight wits with the heroine!Why can't I go? !I became dejected in an instant, and just about to make a sound, a voice from the slanting stab interrupted me.
"Well, my lord, it's getting late, let's set off." Su Yue said lightly.
"Ah? Alright, let's set off." I echoed in a daze.I ~ we? !Is she going with me? !When did it happen?Wait, it seems that there is such a thing, but wasn't she just talking that day?There was a sudden "ding" in my mind, and it suddenly became clear that I seemed to have caught something!Let me just say, why is Su Yue dressed so beautifully today? She was waiting here!I keenly smelled a hint of danger, this is not a good sign!God, please bless me!
We arrived at the banquet venue quickly in a carriage.Mingyuan Villa is really a good place, the scenery in the villa is beautiful but yet elegant, it can be seen that the owner of the villa is also a very tasteful person.When we stepped into the seats, there were already many people sitting there—except Qingluan, I was greatly relieved, at least I was given time to slow down, we smiled and talked to those who knew each other The people I know greet each other politely, I feel like a fool, my face is frozen with a smile, I really don't like this feeling, true or false!
When Shi Zixiong and the others sat down, I really wanted to hug them and kiss them fiercely, but someone came to rescue us.I greeted them very enthusiastically, and suddenly there was a feeling when people meet fellow villagers in other places, which moved them a little.Hey, I'm really worthless, isn't it just that I'm a little warm to you, it's like something!
However, with my keen sense of smell, I detected a strange smell among them.Shi Zixiong and Zheji sat far apart, and there was no communication between them, and there was even a smell of gunpowder in their eyes when they met occasionally.What the hell?Don't these two people usually look good? What's wrong?Could it be that the relationship is so good that if the relationship fails, it will become an enemy! I am extremely evil in my heart.
I finally couldn't bear the feeling of being scratched by a cat in my heart, secretly, I secretly pulled Changmin's sleeve to ask why.What the hell, after knowing the reason, I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, dare I plant this curse? !
It turned out that Brother Shizi came to me that day and pretended that his outer room was unsuccessful, but he actually listened to the idea I came up with, and found Zheji, who was quite loyal at the time, and took up the challenge.Originally, this was also a good thing to show brotherly loyalty, but something happened.There is a saying that a friend's wife should not be bullied, but the black little shou who fell in love with Shi Zixiong had a long-term relationship with Shi Zixiong, uh, he really took Shizixiong as his friend's "wife" To "deceived".Another way is that brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, and even if the halberd is broken, he is straightened by the "clothes" of Shi Zixiong, and he has a quarrel with Shizixiong, a "sibling".In the end, Broken Halberd really brought people into the mansion, Brother Shizi couldn't accept it even if he wanted to, so he could only eat Coptis chinensis as a dumb man, and he couldn't tell the pain, so he broke up with Broken Halberd completely.Hey, what a dog blood history!I really want to give a thumbs up to this kid, Zheji, he did a great job!Men don't care if you are straight or crooked, as long as you can take responsibility is good!
But I don't want to blatantly show my admiration for the broken halberd. After all, the titular "bitter master" is still here, and it's just a coincidence that I came up with this bad idea.Alas, it's hard to be a human being, it's difficult to be a human being, yes, I'd better hold back.
Just when I was thinking wildly, a strange voice suddenly sounded in front of me, "Hey, isn't this the prince and the prince? What wind brought you here?" Uncle Guo's skinny monkey was sitting diagonally across from us. .
"Of course it's the east wind. This east wind can not only blow us here, but also blow your money bag to us, Uncle Guo." The pillows are sent by Dianpidian.
"Hehe, if you want to blow away Grandpa's purse, it depends on your ability! However, Grandpa has been very busy recently, so I don't have time to play cards with idlers." Uncle Guo had a proud expression on his face. , Said in Na Deser.Make it look like he is the only busy person in the whole world, why do you think you are a superman, busy saving the earth!
"Hehe, that's right, Taifu Su is recuperating at home, and you are fully responsible for the affairs of the national treasure." Brother Shizi said coolly.
"That's it!" The uncle Guo replied without any complacency, his tail almost went up to the sky.
"But~ I'm afraid that some people's shoulders are too narrow, and they can't bear this burden. When the time comes, they will stab the basket, crying and calling for their sister to wipe his ass! Say yes! Hahahaha." Brother said sarcastically, and by the way, he took the big guy to laugh at that kid, Uncle Guo, taking the opportunity to vent his grievances.Oh, poor baby!
"You..." Uncle Guo blushed.
When the two sides almost clashed, there was a commotion in the crowd. It turned out that it was - several girls from Chenxiang Pavilion had arrived.
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