It's not that I want to bend

It's not that I want to bend

Author: five brushes

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Who is leading the development of the story?

Who is lamenting the wonder of fate?

I, a 26-year-old single young woman whose life is as pale as paper, inexplicably transmigrated into the body of a prince who can take all men and women, and a bizarre and wonderful life unfolded after that.

The dignified and virtuous talented woman, the arrogant and pungent general's daughter, the charming and persistent witch, and the lonely and beautiful brothel prostitute.

Who is dancing solo under the moon?

Who is sleeping alone under the lonely lamp?

Who is galloping on the battlefield?

Who led me gradually into the role?

Who will enjoy the mountains and rivers of thousands of miles with me?

Hold the hand of the son, swim with the son, in this life, I can have your company, and I will not waste this life.

This article tells the story of a male prince with a woman's soul and several women. There are entanglements but he doesn't care. The protagonist will grow from a funny to a mature one. The protagonist ends up one-on-one.

It can also be said that this article is Lily Infernal Affairs under the background of romance.If I love you, my soul depends on me. No matter whether I am a man or a woman, I want to be with you.The author feels that the soul is more important than the body, and the soul has always been a female, so it is a lily.

In this article, women wear men, which belongs to the slow-heating type, and I don't like to be cautious. . .

Copywriting [-]: Introduce this article in one sentence.

Han Qing: "How does the princess flirt?"

Su Yue: "How can the idiot prince fall down!"

Dai Louer: "How can I eat you!"

Jiang Li: "So it's you."

Han Shuo: "Talk about how Gao Fushuai was defeated by teasers!"

Content Tags: Gender Switching Soul Switching Court Marquis

Search keywords: Protagonist: Han Qing┃Supporting roles: Han Shuo, Han Ming, Su Yue, Jiang Li, Dai Louer, Xiang Ming┃Others: Female to male

☆、Cause Qixi Festival

I—Meng Wei, 26 years old this year, a great single woman and housewife in the 21st century. I work in a state-owned enterprise. I usually like to read novels, watch movies, and watch diving. Uh—"diving" you I understand, life has always been comfortable and ordinary, and I have never done anything bad in my life, uh—except for watering my gluttonous grandpa’s rice wine when I was a child. Then, he was beaten severely.After that, there was a psychological shadow, and I have always behaved well, worked hard, and never left a name for doing good deeds.I thought that my whole life would be safe and sound, find a suitable person at the right age, and die in a dull and boring life.However, it turns out that even God doesn't like my mediocre life, and wants to play a big joke on me——

On that day, it was the annual Fertilizer Festival, and the boy Cowherd was going to cross the long fertilizer production line under the eyes of all the people, and flirt with his wife.And on Earth, many young couples like to spend this day swiping their screens, showing their affection, and even bullying small animals—dog abuse.At night, you can see pairs of shining eyes everywhere, watching the fertilizer production line under the sky, in the field, in the villa, and by the river. Is it dripping with bird droppings?

The night is as cool as water, under this brilliant starry sky, in the spirit of doing good deeds without leaving names, I decided to help the wild mandarin ducks by the small river, I sneaked up next to them, and when their love was strong, I silently He took out the cannons in the bag, grabbed two handfuls, and threw them around them. "Crackling" "cracking" "Fuck" "Who! This is it!" After throwing it away, I ran away, my little heart was thumping and jumping non-stop.I've been paying attention to these two unlucky children for a long time, I don't know if I'm doing it for them!The riverside is so humid at night and there are so many mosquitoes, what if I catch a cold!Doesn't this make his family worry about it and increase the burden on the national medical industry!

After doing good deeds, I felt very happy, but who knew that extreme joy would turn into sorrow, and I slipped, and I fell unconscious.

☆, I crossed

I don't know how long it took before my consciousness woke up in a blur. I felt that my eyelids were so heavy, my throat was so sore, and every bone in my body was in pain. I couldn't exert any strength. I felt that I was about to die.Could it be that those two unlucky kids caught up and beat me up when I fell? !Shameful!This is the rhythm of whipping corpses!Is this really the work of the flowers of the motherland bathed in the sun? I condemn them on behalf of the people.This kind of eyes can't see, mouth can't speak, people can't move, it's really uncomfortable.

After a while, I heard a burst of very light and soft footsteps, and then I felt a wet feeling on my face. Someone was gently wiping my body, and then I felt my body was moved, slowly Slowly surrounded by a piece of warm water, a strong smell of medicine rushed to the face, followed by various massages and various wipes.She is really a "good Chinese nurse"!This kind of tenderness really moved me to tears. I decided that I must send her a pennant on the day I leave the hospital. I can't save it!

"Is there any sign that the master is still awake?"

"Sigh, my master has been poisoned too much this time. Fortunately, I met Dr. Jiang and wandered here. Otherwise, the Empress Dowager would have to send a white-haired person to a black-haired person."

"Oh, that's right, who would have thought that those young ladies would dare to poison the master, but the master treats them well, His Majesty's decree to execute all the young ladies and concubines in the master's mansion is also helping the master."

"Master, too, lingering on those lowly people every day, really..."

"Shh, keep your voice down, the Empress Dowager loves Master very much, if your words reach her old man's ears, I will take care of your life!"

Nani?what's the situation?master?His Majesty?Queen Mother?Could it be that I just passed through time like this?And time-traveling to a master who takes all men and women?How much perseverance that must have!That thief God wouldn't treat me like this, would he?

In the next period of time, I vaguely sorted out my current situation from the words of the people who visited me: I was in a place called Chen Kingdom, and there was a mother who loved me very much called the Queen Mother, and there was A very awesome brother is called the emperor, and it is said that there is also a very dignified sister, but I have never been here, and there is a group of servants who respect me every day to serve me every day. My current name should be Han Qing, the youngest of the Queen Mother child.

Goodness see you!I have finally arrived at an era when I can stretch out my clothes to stretch out my hands to eat and open my mouth. My current identity is at least a princess or something, Tianzi No. [-] rice worm!As long as there is no rebellion and marriage or something, wouldn't she be happy until death!If you want money, if you want money, if you want people, why don't you choose the handsome guy in the world?I feel that a better life in the future is beckoning to me.

☆、Where is my "C"

Finally one day, I felt a little strength and opened my eyes with effort.A handsome little girl at the side stared at me for a moment.

"Ah! Master is awake! Master is awake! Hurry up and report to the Empress Dowager!" This girl is a good soprano.

Then, amidst the sound of ping-pong-pong, a graceful and luxurious middle-aged woman (visually estimated to be in her [-]s), led a group of people and rushed towards me, hugging me and crying as soon as she came.

"My prince! You are awake. Do you know how worried the empress is? You are the cusp of the empress!" Cough cough, auntie, can we not hug so tightly? It's almost over!

"Prince, don't scare your mother so much in the future. If something happens to you, your mother will... mother's... woo." Hey, poor parents in the world, this aunt is also eager to love her son.Well, I forgive you for hurting me.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo That's pitiful!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much..." Alas, how much longer are you going to cry, auntie!

"Woooo..." It's over, for the happy life I finally came to, I can't throw my life on the lack of oxygen, I know I have to do something.

So, I raised my hand with difficulty, patted her on the back lightly, endured the pain in my throat, and comforted her: "Queen, it's okay, the emperor is here, and the emperor will never leave the queen again." , let go of your hand and look at the emperor."

The Queen Mother slowly let go of her hand, looked at me with tears in her eyes, like a child: "Really?"

"Really!" Huh, it's a breath of fresh air.Don't blame me for being cold-blooded, in fact I also want to be moved, but the timing is not right. In the case of difficulty breathing and lack of oxygen in the brain, even if I want to be moved, there are no brain cells to work.

Looking at the charming woman in front of me, I lamented the injustice of God. The years did not seem to have caused the slightest damage to her appearance, but added a bit of charm to her. Even if she was crying, it was still pleasing to the eye.With such a mother, my daughter should not be so bad.Tsk tsk, I thought beautifully.

Chatted with the queen mother for a while, because the spirit is still relatively weak, and I am afraid of revealing my secrets, so I can only listen more and talk less.I fell asleep after a few words.When I woke up again, I found myself soaked in a wooden barrel full of medicinal liquid, and my whole body was warm.The maids are pressing the acupuncture points on my body, it's so comfortable, I haven't enjoyed this kind of treatment for more than [-] years.Tsk tsk, the feudal society is so corrupt, I curled the corners of my lips.

After soaking for a while, I felt a little strength in my hands. I thought that after sleeping for so many days, my body would definitely not be too clean, and the key parts were still not good for blatant fake hands. I was still a little shy, so I raised my hands to prepare Rub yourself.

"Wow" huh?

"Wow" Indulge in this silky smoothness?

"Wow" that's not right!It shouldn't be!Shouldn't there be a pause!

"Wow" ah!My mother's "C"!

At least some of it! "B" is fine, "A" is fine too, you should order some, but the feel of this product is obviously nothing, if you want to say a model, you can only say "-A" !What kind of weird thing is my old lady dressed up like!Struggling to ask the maid to help me up, I looked down——

"Ah!" In the dark night, a scream pierced the sky.

☆, the emperor arrives

Unknown spices are burning in the censer, which smells very good.But I am not in the mood to study it now. I lay on the bed blankly, staring at the dark golden bedtop with a dull expression, feeling that the world is gray, and I will never love again!It turns out that my name is not "Han Qing", but "Han Qing", a letter difference!Woohoo~ God this thief!Think of me as a young, invincible and beautiful girl from the 21st century. I came to this unknown ancient time inexplicably before I had a meat drive. Uh, please forget my exuberance before.This is already pitiful enough, he actually, unexpectedly, actually made me transmigrate into a man, and he is still a dandy, lustful, ignorant, and unisex, and his reputation is not a little bit bad, although the picture in the bronze mirror The face is not bad, but, it's not an egg!

There was a sound of eager footsteps, and I lay on the bed still unmoved.

"Emperor, what's the matter with you? Are you uncomfortable? Come on, tell the queen mother quickly." The queen mother looked at me with a distressed face.The slippery hand held my hand tightly and patted it gently.

I don't know which fragile nerve I touched, I held her hand back, looked at her eyes full of doting and worry, my heart was full of sourness, I wished to vent all my grievances, I threw myself into the Queen Mother's room. crying in his arms.I didn't know how long I cried until I felt that it was difficult to breathe before I stopped. After some venting, I felt a lot more relaxed.

I raised my head, met the empress dowager's red and swollen eyes, and looked at her increasingly haggard face, I was shocked.What is there to be sad about? I have traveled here, and I have gained an extra life. I have a mother who loves me so much, and I want money, people, and identity. What is there to be dissatisfied with? of it.The kind mother in front of me didn't even know that her son had already passed away, and she gave all her selfless love to me, a thief. Why should I not repay her love properly?Not all people will selflessly let you squander their love at will, only those who love you will treat you well, be content and happy, and treat those who love you well, I think, in modern parents, they must also Think of my happy life.From now on, I will take the place of his son to be filial to her.

After figuring this out, I choked up and raised my finger, wiped away the tears from the corners of the Queen Mother's eyes, and said guiltily, "I've made the Queen Mother worry, the baby is fine now, maybe the poisoning stimulated my head and made me emotionally disturbed. "

"Could it be that the residual poison has not cleared up, send it to the imperial physician!" The queen mother said nervously.

"It's okay, the baby is already much better, the queen mother doesn't need to be nervous, the baby must be a good person in the future, and don't let the queen mother worry about it." I wiped away my tears, pulled the corners of my mouth slightly, and smiled.

The queen mother also showed her first smile in so many days, instantly filling the room with light.The beauty is still really pleasing to the eye.While we were chatting softly with the queen mother, there was a sound of footsteps.

"The emperor is here!" A spy's voice sounded.

Just as I was about to kneel down to him gropingly, the queen mother stopped me.Angrily said: "You monkey, when did you become so disciplined, you all said your brother, don't come here when there are no outsiders."

"Haha, what the queen mother said is right, I have spared you all these troubles and hypocrisy, maybe I got sick and burned my young brother's head." I raised my head and saw a handsome guy with sword eyebrows and star eyes, heroic and extraordinary , wearing a black background embroidered with golden auspicious text patterns similar to Hanfu, with a golden crown on his head, walked over quickly, with a smile on his face.

My heart moved, and I took advantage of the situation and said: "Brother Huang is really right. I woke up from a coma this time, and I really felt my head was foggy, and I couldn't remember many things."

"Is there anything wrong with the emperor, please send it to the imperial physician!" The queen mother asked nervously.I started to have a headache. My ancient mother is good at everything, but she likes to be called a doctor every now and then, alas.

The emperor showed a pensive look on his face, and said: "The younger brother will stay in the palace for more time to recuperate from his illness, and spend more time with his mother. If there is anything you need, just ask. We are blood brothers, so we don't have to worry about other things."

"Thank you, brother!"

☆, back to the palace

During these days of recuperating in the palace, I couldn't get out of bed at first, so I could only study the ancient unique species-eunuchs.So I stared at every eunuch that appeared in my sight, until all the eunuchs saw me, their scalps became numb, and they ran away after less than a quarter of an hour in front of me.Cough cough, of course this has something to do with the reputation of the original owner.Later, the queen mother asked me the reason implicitly. I laughed and said that it was boring every day. I just wanted to have fun comparing the differences between the eunuchs. up.After studying for a period of time, I lost interest. It’s not that there are no good-looking eunuchs, but I like to see masculine ones, and I’m not sensitive to these people with weird voices and strong feminine breath.

When it was time to get out of bed, I ran all over the palace, looked at the flowers, soaked in hot springs, acted like a baby at the queen mother, and told little stories to the little prince and princess, so I gained a lot of fans.Of course, there is another place that I really want to go, but I dare not go, and that is the place where the concubines live.Alas, I'm not afraid of death.God knows how much I want to see those beauties who are said to be enchanting, dignified, young, or mature in the ancient harem. Beautiful things are always appreciated, not to mention this unique ancient scenery.Alas, there is no way, my life is important, I don't want to accidentally lose my life, I haven't enjoyed this wonderful life yet.So far, I have only met one member of my emperor's brother's harem, the empress, and I met at the empress dowager.She was a gorgeous and noble woman. Although she treated me well, she still couldn't get close to her. She felt that her attitude towards me was just a show, and she wasn't really close to me.

Gradually, I got tired of staying in the palace.The imperial palace is good, but it is also very boring. How much I want to get close to the broad masses of people, and by chance, I know that I have a mansion.Alas, as the old saying goes, a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse.The only thing I can't bear is the big hot spring in the palace.So I ran to the Empress Dowager to act like a spoiled child again, the Empress Dowager agreed with me after scolding me with a smile, and assigned a few capable maids to accompany me back to the mansion.After the emperor heard this, he also gave me a lot of things, so I took a few beautiful maids and a lot of rewards, sat in a luxurious carriage, and happily marched towards the palace.

After traveling for a while, the carriage stopped slowly, and a crisp voice came: "Master, the palace is here."

"En." I opened the curtain of the car, and a man who looked like a servant squatted under the car swiftly.What?Could this be the "human stool" in the legendary evil feudalism?Young man, your heart is good, but sister, I can't go down.Alas, I bypassed him, got out of the carriage and said, "From now on, the carriages of the royal residence don't have to be served like this." I still put on a cool expression on my face.

"Yes, my lord." The servant bowed and retreated.

"Welcome the prince back to the mansion!" A tidy voice came, which startled me.I raised my eyes and looked forward, and a luxurious mansion came into view, the middle door was wide open, and the words "Anle Prince's Mansion" were written on the plaque above.Fortunately, the characters of this era are not very different from Chinese characters, otherwise I will join the ranks of great illiterates.

There was a large group of people standing in front of the gate, men on the left and women on the right, on both sides of the gate. The leader was a man who looked like a thin bamboo pole. Everyone bowed and bowed, and they couldn't see their faces clearly.

"Get up!" I said presumably.

"Thank you, my lord!" Everyone raised their heads.When I saw it, I almost couldn't help but burst into laughter.It's not that there's something wrong with the servant girl, on the contrary, they are all good-looking, and the problem lies with the leading man.This, this is obviously the shape of "Turtle Prime Minister", coupled with the eyebrows of Crayon Shin-chan, I just want to say, brother, you are so happy!

Then I led a large group of people and drove into the palace.

☆, dandies invite

Because last time I had an accident, our great empress dowager and the mighty emperor brother cleaned up everyone around me in a fit of anger. , As a result, several court ladies sent by the Empress Dowager took advantage of the situation to take advantage of the lack of my personal servants. Now the two who serve me close are called Zhizhi and the other Zhiyi.And that "Turtle Prime Minister" that day turned out to be the chief steward of the mansion, named Zhang Fei.Uh~ Is it a bit of a spoof feeling?Zhang Fei also called in a few clever and upright servants to serve him closely, and appointed a clever and handsome 17-year-old boy named Xiao Zhong to follow him, temporarily acting as my "one hundred thousand why".

Strolling in the palace for a few days, I feel that it is not ordinary, there is no other reason, I am the biggest here.Of course, I did some serious business. I figured out the layout of the palace, and learned that there are three countries in this continent. The northernmost is the Snow Country, which borders on the snow-capped mountains. The middle is the Chen Country, sandwiched biscuits. , bordering the sea, the strength of the three countries is equal.Of course, I found these from the books in the study.I am in this place called Chen Country.The emperor is my one-mother elder brother named Han Ming, who is 28 this year; another one-mother elder sister, Princess Huiyang, who is called Han Hui, who is 23 this year; and another concubine elder brother named Huainan King, Han Shuo, who is 22 this year; This year is eighteen and one flower; my mother, who still has charm, is actually in her forties; and my cheap dad, who hiccups before we meet, is said to have been asleep for eight years.None of these characters and countries have appeared in the 5000-year history of China, and there is still a little panic about the unknown future.But these are not what I have to worry about right now. What I have to worry about right now are only the few people sitting in the hall.

"My lord, you have recovered! You don't even know how much Changmin I worried about you these days when you were sick. You don't even know how many girls' eyes were broken because of this." Pretending to wipe Baba's eyes dry.Brother!There are so many things I don't know!You are already old, let alone thirty!Still so fake, do you know 315, how about I ask the kitchen to lend you a piece of ginger?

"That's right, my lord, Miss Xiangming from Chenxiangyuan asked me about you a while ago." A greasy-haired and pink-faced man said, looking at me with a flattering expression.Boy, don't look at me like that!It's all 25 six!Hmph, it's a pity that it's not my style!

"What a coincidence, brother Wen Sheng, Mr. Qingfeng from Fufeng Pavilion also asked me about the prince's visit two days ago." I believe you are a ghost!A person looks like a dog, whether he is sitting or not, whether he is relying on his appearance.This one is called Folding Halberd, and it looks like seventeen or eighteen, it's pitch-black, and it has a small face.

"Okay, brother Changmin, brother Wensheng, brother Zheji, don't talk about these things anymore. It's something to be happy to see that the prince is alive and well. We have to celebrate him well." The scene Said the only man who looked a bit petty.Well, the appearance can catch up with me by a little bit, probably about the same age as me.

"What the son said is very true!" Everyone echoed.

The corners of my eyes twitched, what kind of trouble are these cronies and friends going to do!He ran to me early in the morning, talking nonsense, talking about either a girl or a young lady, sister, am I such a person!Uh~ maybe the original owner is.Alas, sister, my road to whitewashing is long and heavy.

"That depends on whether the prince appreciates the face. The private room in Chenxiang Garden has always been reserved for the prince." The prince looked at me with a meaningful smile.

"Ahem, thanks to everyone's love, I am very grateful, but I have not recovered from my illness, and I have forgotten many things. It is better to stay at home." I was horrified by him, and there was always a bad With a premonition, he said in a tone of voice on purpose.

"Is the prince really not going? I heard that there is a new oiran in the Chenxiang Pavilion recently. Although the veil hides his face, his figure, voice, and talent, tsk tsk tsk, can't be compared with ordinary things. If you can kiss Fangze , It’s really a peony flower to die, and it’s romantic to be a ghost! Haha!” That’s it!The son was amused as he talked, and sure enough, that temperament was just an appearance.

"Yes, yes! But this oiran has always been mysterious, and it's hard to go to heaven if you want to see him! Alas!" said the man named Changmin with a bitter face.

"Isn't it! But this time, I have a chance to see the beauty." Brother Zheji finished speaking, and squeezed his small eyes at me.Vomit~ Bro Zheji, you are so disgusting!

Tsk tsk, oiran~brothel, it would be a lie to say that I am not moved. Didn’t I want to put on airs in front of me? Now I feel like a cat scratching my heart. Seeing that the heat is almost ready, I pursed my lips shyly and said: "Well, let's go and have a look."

"Okay! Then tonight we will see you at the same old place and old time! Haha!" Everyone winked and smiled, how lewd and lewd the smiles were, I felt my hairs stand on end.

☆, fooling Xiaozhong

After sending away a group of guys who were going to eat for free, my ears were finally quiet.I sat on the chair and let out a long breath, rubbing my frowning brows.Xiao Zhong cleverly handed over a cup of hot tea, I picked up the tea cup, used the tea lid to pretend to skim the tea, took a sip of the tea and closed my eyes in satisfaction, leaving the fragrance in my mouth.Tsk tsk, this ancient corrupt life is too shameful!After a while, I opened my eyes with a smile on my face, and found that Xiao Zhong was still standing there, hesitant to speak.

"Come on! Xiao Zhong, just say what you have to say, don't get sick!" I looked at Xiao Zhong with a playful smile on his face, and the face of this unlucky child turned red.

"Uh, it's the master. Originally, a slave should not talk too much, but since the master treats the slave well, the slave should think of the master even more in his heart." Xiao Zhong said cautiously.But I interrupted him before he finished speaking: "Oh, if I treat you badly, you won't think about me? Huh?"

"No ~ no ~ no! Master! Master! The slave deserves to die! I beg the master to punish! The slave does not mean that, the slave means that no matter whether the master treats the slave well or not, the slave must think of the master!" Xiao Zhong was so frightened that he "plopped" kneel.Alas, this simple child is too serious, it's better not to be teased!I seem to feel a little guilty. "Get up, I'm just kidding you, keep talking."

Xiao Zhong wiped the sweat from his forehead, got up and said: "The slave feels that the master has forgotten some things, and finally started to cultivate himself these days. The empress dowager and His Majesty must be very happy. The son and the others are here to invite you again." , Shizi, they are all..." Xiaozhong glanced at me and found that I had no expression, so he closed his eyes and said with a white face: "They are all famous dandies in Beijing, we can't let them take the master away again It’s that kind of place, if something bad happens again, I will die as a slave!” After speaking, he fell to his knees with a “plop”.

Sigh, do I seem to be so unsteady! Uh~ Although I have a look of emotion towards the brothel, but this girl's heart is pure!I have a pure girl heart!Well, although in your eyes I am a pure man.Well, well, he's still a man with a lot of criminal records.Knowing that I couldn’t explain it clearly to him, I intentionally put on an inscrutable expression, sighed and said, “Little Zhong, have you ever heard of being put to death and then reborn? I have forgotten it, but I have to experience it again. I have to pick it up before I can put it down. If I want to be a good person, I must feel the bad self before I can break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly. The Buddha said, if I don’t go to hell, Who will go to hell!" After speaking, she pretended to look sad and looked into the distance.

do!I can work hard!Why didn't I realize that I was so capable of doing it before!It seems that people are forced out!Xiao Zhong, you should express it, if you don't mean that I can't hold back anymore!So I secretly glanced at Xiao Zhong out of the corner of my eye, and seeing him looking at me with adoring expression, I secretly let out a sigh of relief, I know, my goal has been achieved, yay!

After comforting Xiao Zhong, he learned from Xiao Zhong the time and place of the evening date, and ran to the inner courtyard slowly, picked out a robe with a white background embroidered with silver silk patterns, and dressed me knowingly.Looking at the handsome guy in the bronze mirror wearing a white jade crown, wearing a white robe, and white jade around his waist, I sincerely sighed for the elegance of the people who came out of the palace, and the strength of my genetics. I was shocked!Woohoo~ How could this be!How could it be me!It would be great if this was my male ticket!

Seeing my expression turn from sluggishness to grief and indignation, knowingly and knowingly opened wide eyes, looked at me anxiously and said, "Is the master still satisfied? If not, is there anything else that needs to be modified?"

"Haha! Satisfied, satisfied! I am very satisfied, master!" Although he was satisfied, his heart was still sour.

After dawdling and finally waiting for the appointed time, I took Xiaozhong and rushed away.

☆, the legendary brothel

I stood downstairs of Chenxiang, watching the scene of ushering and seeing off in the night, and the same hazy figure reflected by the dim lights around me, my hands trembled with excitement, and my face flushed.Brothel!That mysterious and poignant existence that lives in countless ancient touching stories!I'm finally here!

"My lord, are you okay!" Xiao Zhong looked at me worriedly.

"It's okay! What can I do!" Ignoring him, I still kept my eyes fixed on the front.

"But, but, your complexion has changed." Xiao Zhong muttered.Oh boy, I was so excited!

"Ahem, that's reflected by the lantern." I said with fists to mouth, concealing it.

"Then you are still trembling!" Xiao Zhong still refused to believe it, and said firmly.

"It's cold!" This unlucky boy, I thought he was clever back then!I have to get to the bottom of it!Mistake, misstep!

"Really? It's only August now, why is it so cold?" Xiao Zhong said to himself.

"Huh?!" I'm afraid of you, okay!Little ancestor!Save me some skin!I deliberately squinted at him.

"Yo~" A long dragging sound sounded, and I got goosebumps when I heard it, and a figure was about to lean on me, "Isn't this the King of An Le, today the prince said you will come, I still don't believe it , I really want to kill Mother Hua! The girls are looking forward to your coming, if you don't come, Miss Xiangming will commit suicide!"

I hurriedly dodged sideways, this pink-faced female animal exuded a strong fragrance.What the hell?Such hot eyes!No, I have to deal with it quickly. "Um, Mama Hua is serious. I'm here. Hurry up and lure me to my son's place. Your benefits are indispensable."

"Hehehehe, my lord, please come with your servants." Mother Hua made a constipated expression, uh~ guessing that she thought it was charming, then exaggeratedly twisted her old waist, and led me into the building.

Passing through the lobby full of lewd noises, I resisted the urge to peek, and kept moving forward, slowly seeing a large round white platform in front, with a staircase covered with pink carpets on the edge, extending to the third floor, The end of the stairs is covered by a white veil, making it impossible to see the contents clearly. The roof of the building is connected to the night sky. Under the reflection of the stars, it adds a bit of mystery.Strings of red lanterns were hung under the eaves of each floor, giving everyone a reddish ambiguous atmosphere.Led by Hua's mother, I walked along the circular staircase on the left to a private room on the second floor. When I opened the door, I was overjoyed.The group of fox friends and dog friends were all dressed up in a coquettish manner, especially the black shou who was wearing dark green clothes and a red flower in his bun; while Shizi was shaking a folding fan, it was nothing, The problem is he's also wearing a green hat!The other two are nothing special, after all, those two are too eye-catching.

I glanced at it a few times, but couldn't help it, and said to Shi Zi, "That hat~err~"

"Huh? Does your lord think it looks good too? I think so too. With this green dress and this hat, it will definitely make people's eyes shine tonight and attract the attention of many girls! Let me just say, it's still my father." Good taste, I think he often wears it like this, no wonder he has married so many concubines!" Brother Shi Zi blushed with excitement, his eyes glistened.

Brother!You know I'm not done yet!Well, I don't need to say, this taste!It turned out to be genetic!I echoed embarrassingly.

I found a chair and sat down, and found that the location of this private room is really good. The wall near the round platform below is empty, separated only by the waist-length railing, and the situation of the lobby below is unobstructed. It is also clearly visible, and the chairs are placed facing the railing, and exquisite snacks are served on the small table next to it.After finally catching the opportunity, I hurriedly stared at all kinds of people downstairs for a while, now I don’t have to worry about being exposed and embarrassing, I have to satisfy my curiosity!This is a civilization that has existed for thousands of years in ancient times!

☆, Xiangming is here

When I was watching with gusto, a piece of pastry was handed over to me with one hand, I opened my mouth and bit it, and continued to stare downstairs.That hand handed me another glass of fruit wine, I took it, drank it all in one gulp, put the glass down, and continued to stare downstairs.

"Does it look good?" A waxy female voice sounded.

"Looks good!" Before I could react, I continued to stare downstairs.

"Really so good-looking?!" The female voice raised a little.

"It's really beautiful!" I was still unconscious.

"Hmph! Is it prettier than me?!" the female voice said angrily.

Ga? !I turned around in a daze, what's the matter?In front of me was a pretty woman in blue sitting beside me, with delicate makeup painted on her face, a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes looking at me with hatred and resentment, her small pink mouth pursed slightly, I really feel sorry for her.I was trembling at her look, and quickly shifted my gaze to look around.These goddamn guys!