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"Bah——" Zhou Jiaming wrinkled his face sourly, looking at the big yogurt in his hand was very painful, and finally couldn't help throwing it into the trash can, and complained, "I bought it for eight yuan Bottle of vinegar!"

Lin Shuangsong looked at the yogurt in his hand, and didn't want to drink it anymore.

The two pushed the door open, and at a glance, the barbecue shop was full of people.

Zhou Jiaming searched around before finding an empty seat hidden in a small corner. Just as he was about to ask Lin Shuangsong if we could sit there, he saw her walking straight towards—er, Zhang Danyang?

Zhou Jiaming was staggered by Lin Shuangsong, flapping his wings like a bird that couldn't keep his balance.

"Hello Coach, Hello Coach Danyang!" Lin Shuangsong went over to say hello.

Zhou Jiaming stood firm, and when he looked up, he saw Zhang Danyang watching.She couldn't help but not speak, and forced herself to show a big smile: "Hello, Teacher Danyang! So you are still the coach of Shuangsong."

Zhang Danyang was also angry because of the basketball, but she didn't reach out to hit the smiling face, so she said "um" and added: "Assistant coach."

Seeing Zhou Jiaming's eyes light up, Shan Kexin quickly said, "Oh, you guys are coming to have a barbecue too. It happens that there are seats here, let's sit together."

"Okay, okay." Lin Shuangsong agreed.

Several people sat down around the table.

At first, the atmosphere was awkward, but fortunately, Lin Shuangsong and Shan Kexin were able to chat, so there was no silence.

The waiter came over in the middle, and several people continued to chat after ordering.

Zhang Danyang Jinkou Jingui, when Zhou Jiaming was crazily complaining that yogurt is better than acetic acid, he finally said: "Did you buy it from a street stall?"

Zhou Jiaming bit the prawn tail and nodded, the sauce from the prawn tail smeared all over her mouth.

"Cheap is not good, and the yogurt sold there is almost expired. There is a store that sells yogurt in the food city, and everything in it is very fresh."

"Yeah." Zhou Jiaming nodded again, poked the lobster on the plate with his chopsticks, and bit his lower lip.She put down her chopsticks, feeling that no matter what Zhang Danyang said, she felt uncomfortable.

In fact, maybe the other party is also kind-hearted, but it's the appearance that no one looks down on Guidance and everyone has to listen to her, it's too embarrassing.

Zhou Jiaming didn't like that.

Lin Shuangsong's eyebrows twitched when he saw it. This guy wanted to make trouble again. He quickly pinched her thigh under the table, but it still couldn't stop her from running wildly on the road to death.

"But I'm poor, so I like to drink sour."

As soon as he said this, Zhang Danyang's face turned darker.She gave up basketball with good intentions and died a painful death, but she was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by kindness?

Zhou Jiaming was secretly delighted, and after she finished speaking, she pretended to be innocent. She ate the prawns covered in sauce and exclaimed, "This prawn is really big!"

Zhang Danyang put down his chopsticks, revealing that I was going to do something, and said slowly: "Delicious?"

"???"

Zhou Jiaming couldn't figure it out, and nodded again puffing out his cheeks.

"The prawn is a species with a history. It was specially used by the Japanese army to dispose of corpses during World War II. Of course—" Zhang Danyang changed his style of painting, "This is definitely not what you eat, how can there be so many corpses?" ?”

She pointed at the shrimp in front of Zhou Jiaming, telling a little secret nervously: "The current one, it grew up eating maggots in the stinky ditch."

Zhou Jiaming swallowed hard what was left in his mouth, and said with a smile, "I just like eating maggots."

No one touched the prawns on the table, Shan Kexin complained in a low voice why she said everything.

The waiter came over and they added some more food. Zhou Jiaming wanted to eat boiled instant noodles.

"Without nutrition, not only will you not grow taller, but you will also get fat."

"I'm tall and not fat!" Zhou Jiaming retorted.

Zhang Danyang glanced at her up and down, his eyes clearly said: "This is not short, so what is short?"

Zhou Jiaming looked around at the heads of several people, as if she was indeed the shortest here, and was unhappy.Coincidentally, Shan Kexin contributed to the fire and asked: "Jiaming, I saw you play basketball very well at noon, why didn't you want to join the basketball team?"

She swears that she really wants to ease the atmosphere.

But it's over, this just hit Zhou Jiaming's sore spot.Lin Shuangsong just wanted to pretend to be dead at the moment. For Zhou Jiaming, the experience of sneaking away to find a physical education teacher to apply to join the basketball team during high school and being rejected by her height was the pain of her life.

Sure enough, Zhou Jiaming flicked his chopsticks, but his anger went straight to Zhang Danyang: "Did the dwarf dig your ancestral grave?"

"No." She thought about it seriously before answering.

"Sarcasm about me, can you make me happy, teacher?"

"No, but if I don't sarcasm you, I'll be even more unhappy."

I'm sorry, she can't forget the dead basketball, so it's so pitiful lying alone in the trash can.

Zhou Jiaming closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths, then asked again with his eyes wide open, "Are you discouraged now?"

Seeing her pretending to be fierce, Zhang Danyang suddenly wanted to laugh.If you look cute, don't insist on coming out to scare people, okay?

She took a sip of honey water and said slowly: "If it doesn't exist, it is impossible to be discouraged in this life."

As soon as Zhou Jiaming put down the chopsticks, she was so angry that she didn't even want to talk to her. When the waiter came over, she ordered another two large plates of lobster, and she still yelled, "I just love lobster, and I just love maggots!"

The waiter almost went crazy when he heard it.

Shan Kexin really wanted this little aunt to come to the basketball team, so she bit the bullet and said, "It's okay, let's order, Coach Danyang treats you."

After she finished speaking, Zhou Jiaming became even angrier. She had grown to the point where she was even angry when she heard the words Zhang Danyang!

Zhang Danyang, who was implicated innocently, didn't care what happened until Zhou Jiaming dragged Lin Shuangsong away completely.

"Hey, what are you doing." After the two children left, Shan Kexin looked helplessly at a table of lobsters that had grown up eating maggots, and asked her, "Why are you so naive and fussing over a child? You make him so angry. "

Zhang Danyang was in a better mood, and he gnawed on the prawns: "It's so funny, I'll get angry after just two or three sentences."

Shan Kexin was speechless: "Take the kids to dinner, who told you to enrage people in the school?"

"You were the one who said you wanted to invite him to dinner, but I haven't agreed yet." Zhang Danyang complained a few words, but went to pay the bill.

When I went back, I recalled how the little girl's eyes were red from her anger, and smiled a bit wickedly.

Zhang Danyang, the more you live, the more regressed you become.She shook her head helplessly laughing at herself.

"Maybe life is too boring."

Walking dogs, teasing cats and raising fish every day, the state of retired veteran cadres is too boring, it would be nice to have some fun to embellish life.

Life is so wonderful.