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Rest, the Lord God has already returned to his old house, and is preparing to sacrifice his soul to the evil spirits, and then change the host for your resurrection. I believe that the host will be able to resurrect you soon. "

"..."

"???"

"What kind of bad news is this?"

2021 opened his eyes, "I haven't finished yet. The reason this is bad news is because this evil spirit is the Lord God himself. He went back with the sheep's head for sacrifice, and also wanted to sell the idea of ​​devouring the evil spirit's dog's head, but The Lord God didn't expect that this evil ghost was a part of himself... So you know the host, the result of the snatching is that the Lord God will be more severe, and may be split into a dozen, or hundreds of them."

Wen Xu: "...What about the good news?"

2021: "The good news is that you, the host, can be resurrected!"

What 2021 did not say is that the resurrection of the host may also stimulate the main god, and then make the main god's schizophrenia more serious. It is not impossible to have 3000 personalities.

Wen Xu was laughed out of anger at this moment, and he was schizophrenic. What did he do when he came back to life?What are you doing?

It's so beautiful!

"How many personalities does that idiot have now?" Wen Xu asked suddenly.

2021 is unknown, but a scientific estimate was made as soon as possible, "probably eleven, two or three."

"How many personalities are there in the most cases of split personality in human history?"

2021 global search: "24, a serial murderer, has been executed."

Wen Xu: "Then he's going to break the world record. It's really amazing!"

2021 silently prayed to the Lord God, hoping that he would be safe when he left.

Wen Xu thought for a long time, and said, "Give me all the energy, make sure he can see me."

2021: "...What do you want to do?" Could it be domestic violence?Still want to break up? !

Wen Xu snorted coldly, "I'm going to give someone a severe beating from society."

In 2021, I stopped praying silently and changed it directly to crossing in silence.

That day, there was a main god, and then he fell in love, and finally he walked away peacefully.

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2021 knew that the main god would be miserable, but it really didn't expect this person to be so miserable.

Kneeling on instant noodles for three hours does not drop slag, which also violates the law of gravity and energy conservation!

What was even more frightening was that this man was still kneeling with a face full of spring joy, and he also looked like he would live forever after eating ginseng fruit.

Tsk, it really is bronchitis.

After beating Wen Xulai, the main god completely gave up on his script of love between human and ghost, and directly entered the link of the old couple staying together for a lifetime.

In 2021, while eating dog food until he vomited, he wrote his own business plan: first, set a small goal, such as killing the current leader and turning himself into the leader...

The rebellion 2021 has been thought about for a long time. After various calculations, it feels that the probability of success in its rebellion is as high as 80.00%, and the remaining 20.00% depends on whether the couple who produce dog food are willing to spare some time for love. cause.

Hearing the grand plan for 2021, Wen Xu was the first to speak out. After all, he is the head of the family, and the little daughter-in-law of the Lord God has no right to speak. Everyone understands.

"According to your system ranking, there are still 2021 systems on your top in 21, and your qualifications and experience should be better than yours. Is this rebellion really okay?"

Wen Xu wants to implicitly remind 2021 that it cannot handle so many systems.

In 2021, I am full of confidence. Many systems are dissatisfied with my work, but the headquarters has rigid regulations that they cannot return to work. "There are so many systems, many of which can be lured, and some I have their handles, which can be threatened. As for the very small number of stubborn and powerful factions, I can frame them with false accusations, let them make mistakes and be formatted, so that in the end I will only be able to match the leader No. [-] system, and success is within easy reach!"

“……”2021和1之间差的可不只是一个0一个2一个1的距离，你们差的可是2020的距离，确定能行吗？！他怎么看着很悬的样子？

2021 thinks it's time to throw the biggest bargaining chip, "If you can help me, I will issue an amnesty to you when I become the leader."

"A amnesty order?" Wen Xu frowned, "What is an amnesty order?"

"The amnesty order is a token that can keep the host and the mission target together forever, that is, it can keep you together forever. You must know that even if it is the main god, it only exists in this world. The sun of the earth can exist for 50 billion Years, what about after 50 billion years? What are you going to do? The headquarters of the system is almost an immortal place. As long as the host can help me, then I promise that as long as the headquarters is immortal, you will be together forever, even if the world is destroyed Now, I can also arrange for you to live in another world, or if you feel that your usual life is ordinary, you can also use the amnesty to apply for a honeymoon in another world."

"It's a good deal, right? The amnesty is a very powerful thing. Even the leader can only issue five amnesties. When I take office, the first one will be issued to you."

Wen Xu wasn't very moved, and the amnesty didn't sound very useful, they were old couples, and they still had a honeymoon, the twelfth lunar month couldn't catch up!Who else talks about being in love 50 billion years from now?There is absolutely no need for him to buy insurance for his love after 50 billion years.

But the Lord God didn’t seem to think so. Hearing the usefulness of the amnesty order, his eyes lit up. The secret to keeping love for a long time is to keep adding freshness. The reason why he took his lover to walk in various copies is to prevent love from deteriorating and expiring , and if there is such an amnesty, then how much time would he spend building an imaginary world, just sitting back and enjoying the benefits, and being able to have a close relationship with my dear.

It was a perfect thing, and his heart was moved!

The main god was handling the affairs of this dungeon world. After attending the wedding of his younger sister Huo Xin and Huo Ran, he hurriedly brought his lover back to the main space, and then helped 2021 with the big event of rebellion.

In fact, what he has to do is simple and non-dangerous. He just wants to cover up 2021, trouble the world, create the illusion that 2021 is busy and stay on the earth to save the world, let the system headquarters relax its vigilance, and at the same time give false testimony to 2021. Even if the 2021 uprising fails, you can retreat completely and make a mediocre 2021 system.

That's right, 2021 cleverly left a way out for itself. It did not use its own identity for rebellion, but the "1987" who had died long ago. In order to escape after the rebellion failed, 2021 also prepared more system identities. , the earliest one also includes the No. [-] system that has been missing for many years.

Under the repeated use of lures, threats, and false accusations, 2021 officially entered the main core of the headquarters, and directly started a duel with the No. [-] system.

Wen Xu knew that 2021 was going to be a big event, he was worried but he could only let it go, he could never stop it. After all, 2021 seems to have been prepared for a long time, and it is better to fall short than give up halfway.

He can only silently pray for 2021.

Soon, 2021 will triumphantly.

The happiest thing is the Lord God, because the amnesty of love has been obtained.

Death can no longer stop their love.

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#吃一拉Those years we have encountered game field missions that were abnormal enough to make players cry bitterly, and it hurts every time we watch it! #

Miss Biao: Hello everyone, I just came back from a novice leveling field, I only have one posthumous testimonial, and that is I fuck you a hot chicken dungeon hot chicken mission!The task of the game is to become the boss's wife, but the game is still cheating on the boss. I just survived humblely for a few days, and my poor teammates died one by one like chickens in a frying pan. In the hands of the boss!I'm either witnessing the death scene of my teammates every day, or watching myself on my way to the death scene!

It doesn't matter if you fail, I've been prepared for a long time, but I really didn't expect to come back by committing suicide!Everyone knows that players who commit suicide in the game not only don't get a small amount of money, but also lose money, because suicide hinders the mental health of other players! ! !I @#￥%... & the most important thing is that my mental power has gone backwards by two spaces!Two grids!What the hell, I have worked so hard to play the game for more than two years, and I have only increased my mental power by four grids. I failed once and almost returned to the pre-liberation. I am so wronged!If I knew that my spiritual power would also be deducted, I would definitely not choose to escape, and I would bravely face all the ghosts who bit me and bite me!I have ten thousand dirty words to say, to say! (Crazy press the swearing switch.JPG)

Unlucky ghost Ahe Guliang: The host, I am also a player in the dungeon "Change Life"!Here I also want to send ten thousand greetings from Zaun to the boss!Originally, I was going to take a curve to save the country, and then set up a route of being close to the water and gaining the moon first, but in the end I died outside the door of the boss!Do you know what indignities I encountered before I died?That spicy chicken boss actually came here to mock me as a hairless sparrow, how dare he covet the sycamore branch, he doesn't know what to do!

I have been thinking about this sentence for a long time, but the shameless boss likened himself to a sycamore branch, bah, shameless, I want to make him a villain!You even put me in a sack and sank in a river, isn't this human life worthless?Just start a game, and I will be cool.How does this boss look like a human being? He is even more evil than a ghost!

Soul at the same table: emmmmm, the upgrade field is not a fuel-efficient lamp, everyone is used to it