Thank you everyone, I am with the man

Chapter 1

[Tree Hole] My male god always refuses my temptation!confused!

It's just a daily routine of chasing dogs and male gods... It's the first time the host posted a post, if there is something wrong, you can just ignore it _(:τ」∠)_.

The male god and I have known each other since childhood, and our family lives very close.For example, when I poke my head out in my bedroom, he can bump into that kind of thing when he pokes out his head in his bedroom, um, it's Laoju's handshake building.The male god was really ugly when he was young, fat and short, half a head shorter than me in the fifth grade of elementary school, boys and girls in the whole grade didn't play with him, he followed me like a follower.The poster despised him very much back then. After all, I was a senior member of the Appearance Association, so that after graduating from junior high school, when I first saw him in college, I didn't dare to associate him with the short and fat boy when I was a child.

Because it is a small city, almost all the children in the same yard go to the same school, so it is natural to go to junior high school with the male god, um, still at the same table.As for why they didn't go to high school together, it was because the male god's parents divorced, and the male god and his mother went to S city.I remember that day very clearly, because before the male god mother left, my mother held her hand and cried and kept saying, "Our old sisters can't play mahjong together. It is agreed that I will be the first beauty of our hospital and you will be the second beauty!"

The high school part is skipped, because it has nothing to do with the main topic, but the author visually inspected the above one or two hundred words and it seems that it doesn't matter, and this sentence has nothing to do with it.

The poster didn’t get into his first choice in the college entrance examination, but got into a better university in the city where the male god is. To be honest, part of the reason why he applied to this school was because the male god was there.

The school is very big and beautiful, but the dormitory building is very high, and the host is afraid of heights (serious face).But the moment I opened the door of the dormitory, I felt that everything was worth it, because the host saw a 1.8-meter, seven-six-pack abs, deep eye sockets, nose bridge, pear sockets, and an intoxicating good-looking man! !That's right!that person!He is a god! !Here are the key points for you! !At that time, the male god was sweating because he had just made the bed (maybe it was related to being fat before and sweating easily?) So the white shirt the male god was wearing changed!You understand!through!See!Pack!I almost had a nosebleed!

Maybe the male god was frightened by my eyes, so he spoke! !Damn!The sound is super nice! ! !Kill! !

He said: Why are you?

Should the landlord pick up Howoldareyou at this time?

The landlord thought about it carefully, his pear nest is really super beautiful! ! !I really want to swim in his pear nest! !

But the real situation is that I was stunned (doge face), the host only knew that Chubby was in this city at that time, and everyone he knew had gone to City B, so I was really shocked!I thought the male god standing in front of me was a mentally handicapped OTZ

Until the male god said again: xx, I am Erhua.

At that time, the landlord wanted to hit the ground with his face, but the ground was dirty (bye bye manual).

The host imagined the scene of reuniting with Humpty countless times, but he never thought of this, because in the eyes of the host, Humpty is a poor student, and he couldn't even pass the technical secondary school.But think about how short and fat you are, what is impossible ╮(╯_╰)╭

Wait a minute, the male god is here, I will open the door for him, I will update wwwww later

№0☆☆☆樱桃小甜蜜于2016-12-0118：36：29留言☆☆☆

Looking at the title, I thought it was another cute girl, until I saw the phrase "Push open the dormitory door"...the dormitory door...the shermen...

№1☆☆☆纯爷们于2016-12-0118：38：12留言☆☆☆

Upstairs, the forum is full of girls, but I prefer men and women→_→

And, landlord, have you noticed that when you write about male gods, there are all exclamation marks!The changes came too fast, and I was caught off guard by the idiot attribute of the host.

№2☆☆☆fu看天下于2016-12-0118：38：29留言☆☆☆

I also noticed the idiot attribute of the landlord! !The adjective that was written at the moment of opening the door!It seems that the super male protagonist with flashing special effects in the president's article!

№3☆☆☆想要闪光于2016-12-0118：39：01留言☆☆☆

The landlord is so cute! 233333 Sure enough, cute boys like handsome boys!

№4☆☆☆KR的双担娘于2016-12-0118：39：16留言☆☆☆

Am I the only one who noticed that the male god is Erhua (#0Дo)!How can a handsome male god be called this name!Isn't it Ouyang Feilong!

№5☆☆☆玛丽苏苏苏苏苏苏于2016-12-0118：39：30留言☆☆☆

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha the male god is called Erhua?Hahahahahahahahahaha why is the male god called Erhuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

№6☆☆☆名字于2016-12-0118：39：56留言☆☆☆

Why can't the male god be called the second flower, and the host is still called Cherry Little Sweet?#斗

№7☆☆☆多大仇于2016-12-0118：40：11留言☆☆☆

You all pay attention to the second flower!Did no one pay attention to "short and fat"? Hahahahaha, the name of the host is incredible!uncanny workmanship!

№8☆☆☆细节帝2016-12-0118：40：34留言☆☆☆

What are the details upstairs#Roll your eyes, the landlord and the male god live together, this is the point!

№9☆☆☆名侦探小叽于2016-12-0118：41：29留言☆☆☆

Are you stupid upstairs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

№10☆☆☆大樱桃于2016-12-0118：41：56留言☆☆☆

The landlord's painting style is charming hahahahahaha

Fire Tong Liu Ming

№11☆☆☆刘明于2016-12-0118：42：09留言☆☆☆

I am tongs.

№12☆☆☆官方认证于2016-12-0118：42：23留言☆☆☆

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11 and 12 are very cold, but the dragging speed of the host is probably not popular.

№21☆☆☆-口-于2016-12-0119：36：29留言☆☆☆

not cold.

I am =mouth=

№22☆☆☆官方认证于2016-12-0119：36：40留言☆☆☆

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I'm coming!Keep your word!

By the way, Erhua was not named by the host, but by the godly mother!Half of the name was thought up by the male god himself, because the male god’s favorite number is two, and the male god’s mother likes girls very much Even if the male god is not a girl, he still wants to choose a good name. , so the name was born!Ah, and Chunky, because the author really disliked the male god when he was young, so let's take this name as the author's resentment.

Continue to talk about me and the male god.

The host is a dead house, so he is not interested in popular things. At most, he knows that the online version 3 of xxxx is out and then downloads the game.All this led to me being laughed at by him all afternoon on the day I met the male god. Well, the host went to the dormitory with a watermelon head and old Beijing underpants.

When you come to a big city from a small city, you will find that everything is indifferent and cruel. The poster really saw what it means to be someone other than someone else.Because the host is not talkative and not good at socializing, so I don’t quite get along with others in this school, and some people laughed at me for being stupid (although I cut off my watermelon head on the first day I followed the male god), although I am constantly working hard, but after all there is no So many people will care about the energy behind you.

Sorry for saying some nonsense.

After all, the male god has lived in S City for three years. Although I don’t know if he was as curious and timid as me when he first came here, but the male god is really eye-catching at school. Also polite.The host took all the classes with the male god, and was often blocked by a group of people to sit with the male god.

But the male gods are very good, and they all refused #笑笑.

It was probably at the end of the first semester of the freshman year that the host was blocked at school. It was the older sister who was more popular in the school. Through the pattern on the right arm, the host believed that the girl liked to watch "Tomb Raider Notes".The elder sister pointed at my nose sternly and asked me to stay away from the male god in the future, and told me that he wanted to chase the male god.The landlord was not happy at that time, EXO secret?It's none of my business?I don't like men.

Because the landlord was too hurt by her two younger brothers, she yelled out loudly, and the eldest sister was also stunned, and said to me:

"Oh, I thought you were his pet boy."

"You read too many novels."

"Yeah, I just like his handsome and cool CEO look."

Because what happened that day was indeed a bit embarrassing. No matter how cowardly and incompetent the host is, he didn’t want to be thought of as that kind of relationship between us. To be honest, I felt disgusted at that time.

So I never left the dormitory except for class_§:3)))”∠)_

He didn't even say a word to the male god.

№42☆☆☆樱桃小甜蜜于2016-12-0201：42：21留言☆☆☆

It's really late when the landlord said "Let's talk about it later"......

That being said, the feeling has changed.

№43☆☆☆熬夜不好于2016-12-0201：43：54留言☆☆☆

The host’s style of painting has changed, although it’s still funny, touch the cute host, what happened.

№44☆☆☆也不算太晚于2016-12-0201：44：16留言☆☆☆

The intuition has something to do with the male god, so the landlord is fine.Secret love is worrying about gains and losses, don't think too much ヽ（＿；)ノ

№45☆☆☆过来人于2016-12-0201：44：23留言☆☆☆

The host’s name is very sweet (you haven’t explained your name yet, you only explained the male god).

And the host once mentioned that the daily life with the male god is also very sweet qwq

№46☆☆☆名字太帅于2016-12-0201：45：59留言☆☆☆

The host of the watermelon head and big pants automatically fills in the brain hhhh I feel so cute (○`ε'○)

№47☆☆☆是娘亲于2016-12-0201：46：23留言☆☆☆

The big sister's big right arm is connected with the stolen pen, it's so thick, the original poster's brain is so strange.

(Queuing up and touching the landlord)

№48☆☆☆瓶邪呀于2016-12-0201：47：33留言☆☆☆

It's so late, so many girls are still awake.

The tone was not good just now, it is indeed about the male god... The male god came back in the afternoon to change clothes, because his mother wanted to take him to a blind date T_T In addition, the host has a lot of things at the end of the year and is very irritable, so the host will Fell asleep...slept until just the first 10 minutes...put this one on...

I feel decadent later because I feel that the male god has not come home. You guys say, what if the male god is a straight man? Q疗Q

But the male god gave me heat just now!ox!Milk!Come!up!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!He thought I was sick, so he moved lightly to avoid waking me up. He just saw the light in my room turned on and knew I was awake. Now let me eat something before going to sleep!I just said how did I wake up in bed hahahahahaha! !

Okay, let’s not talk about it, I’m going to listen to the male god’s words and go to bed www www Ni Meng also go to bed early! (ps. People who know my name don’t let me down)

№49☆☆☆樱桃小甜蜜于2016-12-0201：49：21留言☆☆☆

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