hidden dragon
Chapter 2 is the confession. My speed is no longer sei!
can happen to me. "
He paused, then continued: "Let me use an analogy, the car is a great invention, from 1886 when the German engineer Karl Benz built the first three-wheeled car to now, no matter the speed, shape or even the energy supply have occurred. Even if you take Karl to see the current cars today, he will only marvel at the improvement and popularization of cars. Even the car is not an epoch-making invention. The invention that really makes the car feasible, Actually it should be a steam engine, so Carl would be shocked, but what shocked him was not a better car, but we replaced the combustion engine with an electric drive, so you know we have a steam age, an electric age, but not There’s no such thing as the age of the automobile.”
Joseph seemed to realize something: "So the focus should be...the one at the source?" He seemed to have some difficulty in phrasing, clenched his fist and thought for a while, and finally said slowly, "To be called an epoch-making invention, it should be able to improve all Inventions that revolutionize the way other products are used?"
Charles nodded, and after a while, he suddenly seemed to think of something: "I have seen another interesting theory."
Seeing Joseph looking up at him, Charles said triumphantly like a child: "Future scientist Ray Kurzweil has a theory called the Law of Accelerating Returns (Law of Accelerating Returns) - only in terms of scientific inventions, human development is constantly accelerating .From 1970 to 2010, in just 40 years, computers brought earth-shaking changes to human life; but it took 1800 years from 1970 to 170 to enter the information age from the electrical age; from 1800 Years later, it may have to go back to 1400 or even 1200 years before the industrial age before it can really reach the level of 'scare people to death'."
Joseph quickly figured out the rationale. A society based on previous development has a stronger ability to continue to develop, and the speed of development will of course be faster.
He suddenly thought of a question: "So what do you think will be the next epoch-making invention?"
Charles paused, then suddenly smiled strangely.
The old man who was over ninety years old suddenly sat up from the hospital bed with great difficulty. He was all smiles, and his eyes even sparkled: "I think it is——artificial intelligence."
"In just 40 years, human beings have completed an era change. The last time, we took nearly 200 years, and before that, it was 400 or even 600 years...According to Kurzweil's law of accelerated returns, the next revolution is just around the corner , artificial intelligence may only be five or even three years away from us... Or, in fact, I prefer to believe that humanoid or superhuman AI actually exists, but he hides, cheats the Turing test, and fools us Everyone, from a place we don't know, in the depths of the network, is quietly watching this world..."
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☆, the boss is very cruel
Lu Tianze was full. In fact, his IQ had already returned to normal from eating and eating. Naturally, he recalled the kiss in the underground palace the first second he met Jing Cheng's fiery gaze. He couldn't face countless malicious hackers' attacks. The messiah who changed his color couldn't help his heart beat faster, his ears felt hot, and the action of putting puffs was purely to cover up his embarrassment.
——Then I felt Jing Cheng's knee rubbing against him directly.
Lu Tianze's face froze.
wipe!I almost yelled out!
What kind of medicine did I take wrong so that I didn't turn this hooligan to the police station? !
Lu Tianze was filled with remorse, and at the same time... silently led Jing Cheng home again.
It was already past five o'clock when we arrived at Hidden Dragon. Lu Tianze originally thought that there was a phone on the door, regular customers would call him if there was something urgent, and new customers would find time to come if they really wanted to buy dragon fish, so even if they It won't be a big problem if you are away in the afternoon.
But he soon discovered that he was really a broken figure!
From a distance, the two of them saw that the entrance of Hidden Dragon was overcrowded, and the crowd of onlookers blocked the main entrance tightly. Lu Tianze managed to see the situation inside through the crowd, and was immediately cried by Lei——
A very cool Maserati was parked beside the no-parking yellow line sign. Its body was silver and white. A bodyguard and deacon in a black tuxedo and a mask stood beside the car door. The owner was obviously sitting in the car. Who are you waiting for?
Who are you waiting for?
Then there is no need to ask!
Lu Tianze quickly took out his mobile phone and started calling.
Jing Cheng frowned and took a look, then lowered his head and asked him, "Who is this? Ji Yuanhe?"
"How is it possible?!" Lu Tianze rolled his eyes towards the sky, "If you look so exaggerated, you must be a rich second generation who is in the late stage of the second disease!" He raised the dialed phone to his ear and answered Jing Cheng, " Let me save him."
Jing Cheng: "???"
Jing Sanshao asked inexplicably: "Rescue? Who are you calling? The hospital?"
Lu Tianze's phone was connected, he made a shush gesture to him, and said, "Hi, hello, is this the traffic police brigade of City C? Ah, that's right, I'm an enthusiastic citizen. Random parking in the parking area has seriously hindered the traffic, um, okay, the address is... no thanks, no thanks, this is what I should do!..."
Jing Cheng: "..."
There is always a feeling that there is an annoying little goblin at home... Hey!I really like how it breaks!
Lu Tianze and Jing Cheng turned from the alley to the back door and returned home, then hid together on the second floor and looked down from the gap in the curtains.
Lu Tianze watched with great interest a "My Dad is Li Gang" Lunar New Year drama directed by him. The rich second generation in the car finally showed his true face after the police arrived. He was dressed as if he was going to attend At the award ceremony, Lu Tianze didn't recognize who it was for a while, and it was Jing Cheng who watched it for a while before confirming that it was the lingering young master Chu.
Jing Cheng was very depressed: "It really seems like I want to chase you? I thought it was just lip service."
Jing Sanshao's tone was sour, but it was a pity that Lu Tianze didn't pay attention at all.
"It's probably just for fun." Lu Tianze said, "But that Chu Yijue has good skills, and Miao Ji Xingchuan is more than enough, not like a simple second-generation ancestor."
Jing Sanshao straightened up, looked down at Lu Tianze's ass lying in the crack of the curtain with relish, couldn't help reaching out and patted his ass: "Does it look good?"
Lu Tianze patted his hand away without looking back: "Don't make trouble."
Jing Cheng sat down beside him with a sullen smile and continued to shoot: "Why are you so naive (crack)?"
Lu Tianze looked back at him with his hands on his buttocks, "You have the nerve to call me childish?"
Jing Cheng raised his eyebrows.
Lu Tianze also raised his eyebrows.
Jing Cheng said, "Huh?"
Lu Tianze said with a paralyzed face, "I ate a little too much in the afternoon...how about porridge at night?"
Third Young Master Jing: "..."
Jing Cheng stretched out his hand to pinch him depressedly, and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm naive, I'm naive." He said as if he was still angry, and then patted his butt with a doting smile.
Hmm, it feels good.
Then he stopped before Lu Tianze got angry, got up and went downstairs to feed the fish and the cat.
Lu Tianze glared at him and ran away, not in the mood to watch the play downstairs.
Although it seems to have won a round, but——what's the situation with that doting smile on his face?Why do I always feel like I'm being underestimated?What is wrong? ? ...
The night passed very peacefully, Lu Tianze and Jing Cheng sat on the bed with a laptop in their hands and played computer games.Lu Tianze discussed the latest attack plan with his friends in the group chat attached to T/T for a while, and Gu Yiyi had already arrived home, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Lu Tianze typed for a while, and felt that his butt hurt after holding the same position for a long time, so he moved his position. Of course, he had adjusted his position several times before, so he didn't pay much attention to it at first, but this time he touched it when he moved. Lu Tianze looked sideways at the heat source next to him, only to realize that Jing Cheng had sat down beside him at some point.
——This time, it wasn't all Jing Cheng who moved here. They are basically in the middle of the bed. Lu Tianze remembered that the two of them occupied one end on each side at the beginning.
The two of them are playing games together, and the atmosphere seems to be quite harmonious...
Uh, how should I put it, although Gu Yiyi and I seem to have squeezed together on the bed and brushed the arena together, but for some reason, there is always a kind of feeling when we are together with Jing Cheng-the years are quiet, the life is safe, like an old couple Harmony...
Lu Tianze: "..."
Before Jing Cheng noticed, Lu Tianze quietly moved to the outside, and then found that the painting style in the group had changed suddenly during the few seconds when he was distracted! !
[Screenshot of Weibo: I saw a super loving couple on the subway at the peak tonight!Facial paralysis Gong*foodie shou, Gongshou both look amazing!When the foodie Shou was squeezed into the carriage, he was still holding his puffs high, his face paralyzed Gong protected him all the way to the corner, and then the two of them were squeezed together, facing each other seamlessly! □□Here they are, they are so close together, normal people can't bear it!Xiao Gong's gaze staring at Xiao Shou is almost eating people!As a result, Xiao Shou measured the distance very cutely, and put the puff on Xiao Gong's head!Xiao Gong's head is on!Head on!Xiao Gong's eyes!It's going to be black in an instant!Ha ha ha ha! 【photo】]
The screenshot is a repost of a certain big V, the number of likes has exceeded [-] in half an hour, and the comments are all clamoring that Gong Shou is so handsome, Shou is so cute, don’t throw Gong down carelessly, and haha party The magical screen refresh.
The T/T group named shadow was discussing current affairs, and several people were full of gunpowder, and they were about to log into the holographic network room and start killing. After this screenshot was posted, the chat screen went silent for a moment.
Then it explodes!fry!up!
Joker (Joker & Joker): O! M! G!I beg the great god to attack with human flesh!
Mary (Bloody Mary): Where are the eyes?I want to see eyes! [nosebleed! ]
Gyz (I’m as handsome as a bird): Awow!My wolf blood!Did little M change her mind and decide to find her lover again?Why is this attack only showing the back but not the front? !Bad review!
Jack (JTR): What's the situation? ! M is actually subject? !
Mary (Bloody Mary): Does the boss always feel good?
Gyz (I’m as handsome as a bird): Little M doesn’t seem to be here? [Screenshot of offline status of Ltz and Messiah]
Mary (Bloody Mary): Mortals like us can't tell if the boss is here...
Gyz (I'm as handsome as a bird): This makes me want to do something!
Joker (Joker&Joker): The boss who spilled out...
Gyz (I'm as handsome as a bird): I always thought I might know that facial paralyzed Gong!
Joker (Joker&Joker): If you dare, you can actually take a sneak peek... Well, you know, don't say I said it!
Jack (JTR): Joker This is a group chat.
Mary (Bloody Mary): There are chat records in the group chat...
Jack (JTR): A moment of silence for Joker...
Joker (Joker&Joker): Why me? !I did nothing!And Gu may not necessarily be able to do it, right... risking his life to steal the boss's camera or something...
Jack (JTR): Hehe.
[Gyz (this uncle is as handsome as a bird) just shared a group video "Little M on the bed and his man.avi"]
Jack (JTR): This hard-to-see name and suffix.
Mary (Bloody Mary): Dirty capitalized!Hahahaha, my wife likes it!
Jack (JTR): You also post a video in three seconds? !Why don't you take a screenshot and run away? !
Joker (Joker&Joker): Obviously he didn't even have time to take a screenshot.
Joker (Joker&Joker): [Screenshot: Top of T/T forum homepage "Teach You Five Ways to Hack God of War Gyz Computer (Continuous Update)"]
Mary (Bloody Mary): Boss is brutal 0-0
Jack (JTR): Is this the rhythm of organizing gang rape after one rape? ...
[The group video "Little M on the bed and his man.avi" has been removed by administrator Ltz]
M (Ltz): Are you so free?
Mary (Bloody Mary): ...
M (Ltz): Why don't we play two on two?
Jack (JTR): ...
Joker (Joker&Joker): Boss, you missed one, we have five people!
Mary (Bloody Mary): Fish lips!The boss wants to abuse people, whether you are five or eight, he will still abuse you!
M (Ltz): No omission, I just sent something to his man Gu, I guess he won't be able to go online today.
M (Ltz): If you haven't seen him climb up tomorrow, whoever is close remember to send him anti-inflammatory drugs.
Joker (Joker&Joker): ...
Jack (JTR): ...that's the brutality!
Joker (Joker&Joker): Boss V5
Mary (Bloody Mary): Boss V5
Jack (JTR): Online rape is not enough, offline must continue...
M (Ltz): So much nonsense, I haven't rolled to the arena yet!
When everyone was actively going to the abuse, Jing Cheng apparently also found a popular Weibo with himself as one of the protagonists on Weibo. After thinking about it, he opened a small account and forwarded it: Actually, there is no If you catch up, ask the almighty Weibo for help!
After posting, he was going to go to the bathroom, but when he turned around, he realized that Lu Tianze was half-leaning on him unconsciously. At this time, he was typing something on the computer with all his heart, and Jing Cheng moved around without a trace. , let him lean more comfortably.
As for the bathroom... who would want to go at this time? !
The author has something to say: Jing Sanshao also has profound skills to be able to operate the shame|shame play of spanking|butt so naturally!
This chapter only spanked~
In the next chapter, San Shao will soon unlock a lot of shame|shame PLAY modes with the help of the majority of netizens...
hee hee hee~
Lu Tianze: Crooked, is it a demon spirit?There are people here who are making faces in broad daylight and in public!Can I set fire to it?
☆, the wisdom of the masses
What is the ultimate life like?
You must sleep when you are full!Lu Tianze had a very enjoyable day, had enough fun, ate enough, and was crazy enough, and finally tortured all the world's top hackers to their heart's content!In the end, I turned off the computer and went to sleep when I was so sleepy that I couldn't bear it anymore. When my head touched the pillow, I fell unconscious, and I slept until I woke up naturally!What a day!
This is not good. If this kind of life goes on for a long time, it will easily make people lose their fighting spirit.
Lu Tianze reflected for a while, then turned over, rubbed the heat source beside him beautifully, and prepared to go back to sleep.
A certain third young man who was obviously taken by the drowsy Lu Tianze as a pillow: "..."
Jing Cheng lay beside him with his head propped on one hand, and watched the whole process of the person in his arms opening his eyes and staring blankly for a while, then squinting his eyes and leaning over to rub against his chest before continuing to sleep. While his heart was trembling, he was a little jealous of the various bears, rabbits, elks, and sheep on Lu Tianze's bed.
Jing Sanshao kicked back with a straight face, brutally kicking the giant teddy bear that had been squeezed to the edge of the big bed.
Lu Tianze buried his face in the "pillow" and slept for a while, feeling a little breathless. Today, Mr. Xiong's air permeability seems to have decreased... No, Mr. Xiong doesn't seem to feel this way?
Lu Tianze raised his head abruptly, and then met Jing Cheng's gaze.
Lu Tianze: "?"
Shopkeeper Lu was stunned for a second, then subconsciously said, "Why are you still here?"
Jing San: "..."
Jing Cheng heard his glass heart shatter into slag.
Lu Tianze was sobered up by the obvious darkening face in an instant, realized that the previous sentence was ambiguous, and immediately repaired it: "I mean, shouldn't you go for a run at this time?"
Jing Cheng's complexion still didn't improve, he fixedly looked at Lu Tianze, feeling a little guilty about him.
Messiah shook his other self by the collar in his heart, shaking his head while grieving: "What's wrong with you? Are you going to be bought by sugar-coated bullets? Get rid of this bastard to make room for your cute girl! How can it be Is your heart softened because you woke up in someone else's arms? Still blushing and heart beating and thinking this feels good?! What's the matter with you, Lu Tianze?! Take heart!"
"I don't want to wake you up." Jing Cheng's voice was extremely low.
Lu Tianze: "..."
Acting like a baby with a paralyzed face is simply a foul!
Don't talk so close to me, your ear is pregnant, are you responsible for raising the child? !
What the hell am I thinking about? !
Lu Tianze didn't even need to touch it to know that the base of his ears was so hot that he was going to burn his hands. He was going crazy in his heart, and tried his best to calm down and said, "You... at home... I mean..." Shit, are you awake?Can't even change the subject? "Well, I mean New Year's Day is coming, do you have any plans?"
Jing Cheng's face darkened again in an instant: "What plan do you want me to have? For example..." He was lying on his side, but now he was talking and slowly approaching Lu Tianze, with his hands resting on the side of his head, The whole person covered Lu Tianze completely in a push-up position, and his tone was calm but turbulent, "Like going home for the New Year?"
Lu Tianze: "..."
It's over, I seem to be really angry...
grass!The baby didn't mean that at all!
I can change the subject!Can you hit the muzzle more? !
The two stood in a stalemate for a while, and Jing Cheng suddenly stretched out his arms to support his upper body.
Lu Tianze couldn't help lowering his head. Under the wide neckline, Jing Cheng's muscular chest can be seen at a glance, and the tight muscle lines are quite aesthetically valuable...
Jing Cheng obviously saw his lowering his head, squinted his eyes, and said suddenly: "I saw a method on the Internet to test whether you can accept male lovers."
Lu Wo told me not to be nervous, and said calmly, "Huh?"
Jing Cheng said: "Do fifty push-ups in this posture, if you can keep unresponsive, it means that you really can't be hard on the same sex." At 90 degrees, the tips of the two people's noses touch the tips of their noses... A part of Jing Cheng's lower body that was energized by the morning reaction also touched a part where Lu Tianze had not yet reacted.
Lu Tianze: "..."
Lu Xiaoze!Please live up to!
While doing it, Jing Cheng counted in his deep voice, and the push-ups were done standard and easy: "...seven—eight—...fourteen—fifteen—" He stopped, looked down, Then he turned his head back and looked at Lu Tianze with an unnatural expression.
Lu Tianze looked away in a little embarrassment, Jing Cheng continued to do a few, feeling that the two little things under him could greet each other in a friendly manner without him having to lower his body, he couldn't help licking his slightly dry lips, He showed Lu Tianze a mocking smile that succeeded in trickery.
Lu Tianze: Shit!Why are you so dishonest!
Lu Tianze's face was flushed, and he stretched out a finger to poke his waist from embarrassment. The evil, charming and mad Master Jing immediately broke his skills and fell back on him.
The shopkeeper Luda contemptuously said: "You are an ornamental pet that randomly drops and captures, and you dare to pretend to be the boss of the dungeon..."
Jing Cheng got up from him, stretched out his hand to shave his nose helplessly, and then got out of bed to wash up.
Lu Tianze: "..."
Lu Tianze: "???"
Lu Tian chose to stay in bed as usual, and Jing Cheng fed the fish as usual... By the way, he was despised by Fifth Master Bai.Two cats were lying in the open space in front of Fifth Master Bai, the smaller one was playing with its tail, and the bigger one was drooling at Fifth Master Bai with its head tilted.
Jing Cheng threw the shrimp into Bai Wuye's water tank, Bai Wuye swam in with his tail, pointed his butt at him, and slapped him with water when he turned around.
Lu Tianze came out of the bathroom and saw Bai Wuye bullying Jing Cheng, he casually chimed in, "If it's not good, just starve it."
Bai Wuye suddenly thundered! ! Wronged to swim out - you help him!You actually helped him!I am definitely not biological! QQ
Jing Cheng said dotingly: "It's okay, just be good."
Lu Tianze: "..."
I wipe it again...
Lu Tianze always felt that Jing Cheng was being ordered by some expert today. Before yesterday, he seemed to have the upper hand, but today he felt like he was being led everywhere.One after another, Lu Tianze crawled out of a pit with weird little ideas, and fell into another pit he dug within 2 minutes. It was almost powerless!
The shopkeeper Lu Da couldn't figure it out, he was the one being chased, why did he suddenly lose the initiative?
Taking advantage of Lu Tianze's turn to receive the guests, Jing Cheng quickly opened Weibo and replied to the girl who provided the push-up video with a big like - "It's useful! [Ghost smile picture]" and continued on and on. Find the next solution that can be implemented in the thousands of comments that have grown.
The wisdom of the masses is indeed infinite!
Aha!
Jing Sanshao thought with a paralyzed face.
Lu Tianze originally thought that Jing Cheng would go home after staying until New Year's Day, but obviously this guy had made up his mind not to leave. Compared to the first time when he could ask around, now Lu Tianze Even mentioning this topic has to be deliberately avoided. It is really Jing Cheng who doesn't know where to come up with a lot of messy ways to play, which scares him!In the end, Lu Tianze had simply admitted it, forget it, if you want to stay, you can stay, just like Hidden Dragon hired a guy who looks after the store - and he doesn't need to pay salary.
Thinking about it this way seems like a good deal.
In fact, Lu Tianze didn't mind someone borrowing him, but Jing Cheng's sense of presence was too strong, and he felt that he not only broke into his life, but also broke into his heart.
This kind of place in my heart, I come in as soon as I come in, but it is really not suitable for coming and going, but Lu Tianze always feels that Jing Cheng only intends to be a temporary resident, and maybe he will pat his butt and leave irresponsibly at any time up.
Jing Cheng looked like a young master at first glance, and sooner or later he would return to his circle, so it was too unsafe to let him in hastily.
Fortunately, Jing Cheng only confessed his love at the haunted house in a hurry, and then he seemed to feel that the confession was too embarrassing, so he didn't mention it again. Nothing happened to Lu Tianze, and the two got along as usual.
This is also very good, friends last longer.
Jing Sanshao had no idea that he had been silently given a friend card by Lu Tianze, and was happily discussing how to confess his love with the Military Advisory Group in the group.
Jing Cheng: I want to make it a little more romantic
Jing Cheng: Like flower candles
Xiaobei: [lights wax]
Jing Cheng: Too ordinary?
Xiaobei: [Point wax] [Point wax] [Point wax]
Jing Cheng:?
Xiaobei: That was Han Yang just now, he took my iPad and automatically logged into my account, ignore him!
Xiaobei: As long as the details are handled well, flower candles can become classics!Then book a western restaurant on the top floor, the kind that overlooks the night view of the city, and then I think about it...
Xiaobei: Jing Saner!You've been so impulsive recently!Was it fucked by the devil? ! [doge]
Xiaobei: Don't send flowers directly, or it will be too vulgar, you can play a little trick.
Xiaobei: Sorry for the typo, I mean the upper body!Being possessed by the devil! ! [laugh cry]
Jing Cheng: Han Yang, shut up!
Xiaobei: I won't!You beg me!
Xiaobei: Yangzi, don't make trouble!
Xiaobei: Wife, I was wrong! QQ
Xiaobei: Well, don’t tell me you want to confess your love, but tell him you want to invite him to a meal after interrupting you for so long, remember to tell him to go to a western restaurant, and he will know to dress a little more formally... I hate the kind of surprises that make me Shame!
Jing Cheng: Wait a minute, Han Yang, are you at Shen's house?
Xiaobei: Yes, he has been here for the past few days. For example, he was the one who asked you to play in the locker room yesterday.
Jing Cheng: ...
Xiaobei: Leave him alone and let’s continue talking... After the candlelight dinner, use a large bunch of hydrogen balloons to tie a flower basket and a "Surprise!" A violinist is playing directly next to you, and when the atmosphere is the best, let the little flower girl give you a ring...
Xiaobei: Don’t say I like you so stupidly, say something that is not easy to be rejected, for example, “Would you like to extend the time for taking me in?” If he asks back, “How long?” you You can answer "forever." Don't use questions!Don't wait for him to say yes!After a pause, you can go up and put a ring on him and kiss the groom by the way!
Xiao Bei: It's perfect!I'm such a genius!
Xiaobei: [Sticker: I have been enduring handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age!]
Jing Cheng: I sent the engagement ring I ordered to Han Yang
Xiaobei: ...
Shen Yongnan: If no one signs for the receipt, it will be automatically returned and refunded at the same time, don't worry.
Xiao Bei: Brother, you are actually here! ...Wait, you're worried because you're going back, right? !
Jing Cheng: ...
Jing Cheng: Tell Han Yang to go back to his home immediately!
The author has something to say: Jing Cheng: Does it mean you can go in, but not in and out?Then I went in?I'm in... well, it's a little tight, you relax... [doge]
Lu Tianxuan: WTF!!!
Another chapter in an hour!Please call me hardworking Yuyu!
☆, hugging distance
Jing Cheng confessed his crimes in the haunted house excitedly before, and confessed his crimes in the group when he came back.Xiaobei asked about Lu Tianze's reaction afterward, and Jing Cheng sent him the address where he forwarded the Weibo. Helping him analyze and screen a few items, Jing Cheng went to practice and then came back to inform the military division of Lu Tianze's reaction to plan the next step.
After a few days, Jing Sanshao can already draw inferences about other cases from one instance!All kinds of jokes come at hand, Lu Tianchou will be blocked by the wall from time to time, blushing and heartbeating, and breathing is not smooth, but Jing Cheng has learned to know how to retreat, and often runs away after teasing as if nothing had happened, and even uses the talent skill "facial paralysis" to All the "serious hooligans" were interpreted as "Is it because you are overthinking", which made Lu Tianze start to wonder if he was seeing a prostitute...
According to Xiaobei's analysis, this confession is still very likely to be successful!
If Lu Tianze is really straight, he didn't show any avoidance or disgust towards Jing Cheng after he confessed his love, and even tolerated Jing Cheng's many hooligan behaviors, it means that he at least has a good impression of Jing Cheng of.
Jing Cheng: What if he is bent?
Xiaobei: Then he can tolerate your random sexual|harassment, which still shows that he has a good impression of you!
Looking at this line of analysis, Jing Cheng couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth slightly, and saw a new reply suddenly popped up in the group.
Han_Yang: If he is crooked and allows you to play hooligans, it means that he has no feelings for you at all.
Shen Yongnan: ...
Xiaobei: ...that makes sense, but I can't refute it!
The smile on the corner of Jing Cheng's mouth quickly collapsed, and Han Yang continued to make up the knife and said: Maybe every night when he sleeps next to you, he dreams of another person.
Jing Cheng scrolled through the list of rivals in his mind, and finally left only three bloody characters - Ji Yuanhe.
Who is Lu Tianze dreaming about... Jing Cheng actually knows better than anyone else.
On that night when Lu Tianze was drunk, Third Young Master Jing stared at Lu Tianze who was sleeping beside Xiao Zhe, and after a long while, he finally couldn't help but slowly leaned over...
The gentle kiss carefully landed on his forehead, Jing Cheng paused, as if he was shocked by his behavior, then continued to move down uncontrollably, kissed his eyelids, and finally stayed on the warm lips.
Jing Cheng's nervous and slightly cool lips rubbed back and forth on Lu Tianze's lips almost obsessively.
Lu Tianze was a little woken up, turned his head slightly to avoid him, and murmured unconsciously: "Yuanhe, don't make trouble..."
Jing Sanshao was instantly struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Lightning!Sitting beside him for a long time, he finally lay down on his side sleepily, and then tossed and turned, unable to sleep all night, and finally couldn't control the anger in his stomach, afraid of waking Lu Tianchou, so he had to go to bed before dawn. Go out and run around to find Han Yang calmly...
Even if Han Yang was just throwing cold water on him habitually, he had to admit that this guy was actually quite sharp.
Regardless of whether it was him or Xiao Zhe lying next to Lu Tianze, that person always dreamed of the same person.This is probably the reason why Xiaozhe, Ji Xingchuan, Gu Yiyi and even himself subconsciously felt that Lu Tianxuan silently liked Ji Yuanhe from the bottom of his heart.
Even, maybe even Lu Tianze himself didn't know his feelings.
Jing Cheng felt that he might be a little unkind, because he was planning to trick someone when Lu Tianze was still ignorant and didn't know who he liked.Maybe use a bit of a verbal trap like "You don't hate me, do you?" or "Let's try it out and give me a chance to like you."
As for that Ji Yuanhe who is in the midst of blessings and doesn't know how to be blessed?
Let him die.
Jing Cheng decided not to bother with the scumbag anymore, and to make a move when it was time to make a move, so he went to meet Lu Tianxuan for dinner.Lu Tianze saw him go out to make a phone call with a serious face in the morning, and then heard him say that he would like to thank him for taking him in for dinner. His first reaction was that this guy was finally caught by his family and was about to leave. He agreed without much hesitation.
The meal time was about the next night, and Lu Tianze made a sumptuous meal to see him off that night. The main dishes were all Jing Sanshao's favorites, and each dish was accompanied by small side dishes carefully decorated as scenery, wine Drink whatever you want, and there will be pudding and biscuits after the meal. Jing Cheng was a little flattered, and after thinking about it, he guessed that the shopkeeper Lu Da probably misunderstood.
Jing Sanshao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he wondered if he wanted to clarify to avoid any misunderstanding, and at the same time wondered if Lu Tianze would be reluctant if he really wanted to leave.
After drinking a whole bottle of red wine, Lu Tianze clinked glasses with him crisply, and said seriously: "Nice to meet you, see you again when we have a chance."
Jing Cheng held back the whole meal and only waited for such a bland sentence, his whole heart began to growl unwillingly, but on the surface he said calmly: "Is there anything else you want to tell me?"
Lu Tianze drank all the wine in the wine glass, tilted his head to look at the empty wine bottle, propped his chin on the front table, and squinted his eyes at him.
"Anything else? ... Thank you?"
Jing Cheng keenly noticed that Lu Tianze was drunk, but he was not as clingy as last time. Could it be that Xiao Zhe was not around? ...Or not drunk enough?
Jing Sanshao was a little eager to try, stood up and went to the refrigerator to find two cans of beer, opened them and put them in his hand, and touched him by the way: "Thank me for what? I didn't do anything, but you have grown me a lot experience."
Lu Tianze thought for a while, took a few sips of beer unconsciously, and said, "Thank you...for my birthday present."
Jing Cheng didn't understand: "What?"
Lu Tianze gulped down half the beer, and explained slowly: "You are Xiao Hei's birthday present to me...accompany me on my birthday—accompany me on Christmas—and accompany me to lie in the cold laboratory... ..."
Birthday?Jing Cheng thought that the day the two met, Lu Tianze seemed to be sick. Did he celebrate his birthday alone the night before?
Although Jing Sanshao grew up with his grandmother when he was a child, he always had someone to celebrate his birthday with him, even if it was just his grandmother and Han Yang's buddies, the birthday was always lively.
He paused, then continued: "Let me use an analogy, the car is a great invention, from 1886 when the German engineer Karl Benz built the first three-wheeled car to now, no matter the speed, shape or even the energy supply have occurred. Even if you take Karl to see the current cars today, he will only marvel at the improvement and popularization of cars. Even the car is not an epoch-making invention. The invention that really makes the car feasible, Actually it should be a steam engine, so Carl would be shocked, but what shocked him was not a better car, but we replaced the combustion engine with an electric drive, so you know we have a steam age, an electric age, but not There’s no such thing as the age of the automobile.”
Joseph seemed to realize something: "So the focus should be...the one at the source?" He seemed to have some difficulty in phrasing, clenched his fist and thought for a while, and finally said slowly, "To be called an epoch-making invention, it should be able to improve all Inventions that revolutionize the way other products are used?"
Charles nodded, and after a while, he suddenly seemed to think of something: "I have seen another interesting theory."
Seeing Joseph looking up at him, Charles said triumphantly like a child: "Future scientist Ray Kurzweil has a theory called the Law of Accelerating Returns (Law of Accelerating Returns) - only in terms of scientific inventions, human development is constantly accelerating .From 1970 to 2010, in just 40 years, computers brought earth-shaking changes to human life; but it took 1800 years from 1970 to 170 to enter the information age from the electrical age; from 1800 Years later, it may have to go back to 1400 or even 1200 years before the industrial age before it can really reach the level of 'scare people to death'."
Joseph quickly figured out the rationale. A society based on previous development has a stronger ability to continue to develop, and the speed of development will of course be faster.
He suddenly thought of a question: "So what do you think will be the next epoch-making invention?"
Charles paused, then suddenly smiled strangely.
The old man who was over ninety years old suddenly sat up from the hospital bed with great difficulty. He was all smiles, and his eyes even sparkled: "I think it is——artificial intelligence."
"In just 40 years, human beings have completed an era change. The last time, we took nearly 200 years, and before that, it was 400 or even 600 years...According to Kurzweil's law of accelerated returns, the next revolution is just around the corner , artificial intelligence may only be five or even three years away from us... Or, in fact, I prefer to believe that humanoid or superhuman AI actually exists, but he hides, cheats the Turing test, and fools us Everyone, from a place we don't know, in the depths of the network, is quietly watching this world..."
The author has something to say: the witty little partner has probably discovered it!
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☆, the boss is very cruel
Lu Tianze was full. In fact, his IQ had already returned to normal from eating and eating. Naturally, he recalled the kiss in the underground palace the first second he met Jing Cheng's fiery gaze. He couldn't face countless malicious hackers' attacks. The messiah who changed his color couldn't help his heart beat faster, his ears felt hot, and the action of putting puffs was purely to cover up his embarrassment.
——Then I felt Jing Cheng's knee rubbing against him directly.
Lu Tianze's face froze.
wipe!I almost yelled out!
What kind of medicine did I take wrong so that I didn't turn this hooligan to the police station? !
Lu Tianze was filled with remorse, and at the same time... silently led Jing Cheng home again.
It was already past five o'clock when we arrived at Hidden Dragon. Lu Tianze originally thought that there was a phone on the door, regular customers would call him if there was something urgent, and new customers would find time to come if they really wanted to buy dragon fish, so even if they It won't be a big problem if you are away in the afternoon.
But he soon discovered that he was really a broken figure!
From a distance, the two of them saw that the entrance of Hidden Dragon was overcrowded, and the crowd of onlookers blocked the main entrance tightly. Lu Tianze managed to see the situation inside through the crowd, and was immediately cried by Lei——
A very cool Maserati was parked beside the no-parking yellow line sign. Its body was silver and white. A bodyguard and deacon in a black tuxedo and a mask stood beside the car door. The owner was obviously sitting in the car. Who are you waiting for?
Who are you waiting for?
Then there is no need to ask!
Lu Tianze quickly took out his mobile phone and started calling.
Jing Cheng frowned and took a look, then lowered his head and asked him, "Who is this? Ji Yuanhe?"
"How is it possible?!" Lu Tianze rolled his eyes towards the sky, "If you look so exaggerated, you must be a rich second generation who is in the late stage of the second disease!" He raised the dialed phone to his ear and answered Jing Cheng, " Let me save him."
Jing Cheng: "???"
Jing Sanshao asked inexplicably: "Rescue? Who are you calling? The hospital?"
Lu Tianze's phone was connected, he made a shush gesture to him, and said, "Hi, hello, is this the traffic police brigade of City C? Ah, that's right, I'm an enthusiastic citizen. Random parking in the parking area has seriously hindered the traffic, um, okay, the address is... no thanks, no thanks, this is what I should do!..."
Jing Cheng: "..."
There is always a feeling that there is an annoying little goblin at home... Hey!I really like how it breaks!
Lu Tianze and Jing Cheng turned from the alley to the back door and returned home, then hid together on the second floor and looked down from the gap in the curtains.
Lu Tianze watched with great interest a "My Dad is Li Gang" Lunar New Year drama directed by him. The rich second generation in the car finally showed his true face after the police arrived. He was dressed as if he was going to attend At the award ceremony, Lu Tianze didn't recognize who it was for a while, and it was Jing Cheng who watched it for a while before confirming that it was the lingering young master Chu.
Jing Cheng was very depressed: "It really seems like I want to chase you? I thought it was just lip service."
Jing Sanshao's tone was sour, but it was a pity that Lu Tianze didn't pay attention at all.
"It's probably just for fun." Lu Tianze said, "But that Chu Yijue has good skills, and Miao Ji Xingchuan is more than enough, not like a simple second-generation ancestor."
Jing Sanshao straightened up, looked down at Lu Tianze's ass lying in the crack of the curtain with relish, couldn't help reaching out and patted his ass: "Does it look good?"
Lu Tianze patted his hand away without looking back: "Don't make trouble."
Jing Cheng sat down beside him with a sullen smile and continued to shoot: "Why are you so naive (crack)?"
Lu Tianze looked back at him with his hands on his buttocks, "You have the nerve to call me childish?"
Jing Cheng raised his eyebrows.
Lu Tianze also raised his eyebrows.
Jing Cheng said, "Huh?"
Lu Tianze said with a paralyzed face, "I ate a little too much in the afternoon...how about porridge at night?"
Third Young Master Jing: "..."
Jing Cheng stretched out his hand to pinch him depressedly, and said helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm naive, I'm naive." He said as if he was still angry, and then patted his butt with a doting smile.
Hmm, it feels good.
Then he stopped before Lu Tianze got angry, got up and went downstairs to feed the fish and the cat.
Lu Tianze glared at him and ran away, not in the mood to watch the play downstairs.
Although it seems to have won a round, but——what's the situation with that doting smile on his face?Why do I always feel like I'm being underestimated?What is wrong? ? ...
The night passed very peacefully, Lu Tianze and Jing Cheng sat on the bed with a laptop in their hands and played computer games.Lu Tianze discussed the latest attack plan with his friends in the group chat attached to T/T for a while, and Gu Yiyi had already arrived home, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Lu Tianze typed for a while, and felt that his butt hurt after holding the same position for a long time, so he moved his position. Of course, he had adjusted his position several times before, so he didn't pay much attention to it at first, but this time he touched it when he moved. Lu Tianze looked sideways at the heat source next to him, only to realize that Jing Cheng had sat down beside him at some point.
——This time, it wasn't all Jing Cheng who moved here. They are basically in the middle of the bed. Lu Tianze remembered that the two of them occupied one end on each side at the beginning.
The two of them are playing games together, and the atmosphere seems to be quite harmonious...
Uh, how should I put it, although Gu Yiyi and I seem to have squeezed together on the bed and brushed the arena together, but for some reason, there is always a kind of feeling when we are together with Jing Cheng-the years are quiet, the life is safe, like an old couple Harmony...
Lu Tianze: "..."
Before Jing Cheng noticed, Lu Tianze quietly moved to the outside, and then found that the painting style in the group had changed suddenly during the few seconds when he was distracted! !
[Screenshot of Weibo: I saw a super loving couple on the subway at the peak tonight!Facial paralysis Gong*foodie shou, Gongshou both look amazing!When the foodie Shou was squeezed into the carriage, he was still holding his puffs high, his face paralyzed Gong protected him all the way to the corner, and then the two of them were squeezed together, facing each other seamlessly! □□Here they are, they are so close together, normal people can't bear it!Xiao Gong's gaze staring at Xiao Shou is almost eating people!As a result, Xiao Shou measured the distance very cutely, and put the puff on Xiao Gong's head!Xiao Gong's head is on!Head on!Xiao Gong's eyes!It's going to be black in an instant!Ha ha ha ha! 【photo】]
The screenshot is a repost of a certain big V, the number of likes has exceeded [-] in half an hour, and the comments are all clamoring that Gong Shou is so handsome, Shou is so cute, don’t throw Gong down carelessly, and haha party The magical screen refresh.
The T/T group named shadow was discussing current affairs, and several people were full of gunpowder, and they were about to log into the holographic network room and start killing. After this screenshot was posted, the chat screen went silent for a moment.
Then it explodes!fry!up!
Joker (Joker & Joker): O! M! G!I beg the great god to attack with human flesh!
Mary (Bloody Mary): Where are the eyes?I want to see eyes! [nosebleed! ]
Gyz (I’m as handsome as a bird): Awow!My wolf blood!Did little M change her mind and decide to find her lover again?Why is this attack only showing the back but not the front? !Bad review!
Jack (JTR): What's the situation? ! M is actually subject? !
Mary (Bloody Mary): Does the boss always feel good?
Gyz (I’m as handsome as a bird): Little M doesn’t seem to be here? [Screenshot of offline status of Ltz and Messiah]
Mary (Bloody Mary): Mortals like us can't tell if the boss is here...
Gyz (I'm as handsome as a bird): This makes me want to do something!
Joker (Joker&Joker): The boss who spilled out...
Gyz (I'm as handsome as a bird): I always thought I might know that facial paralyzed Gong!
Joker (Joker&Joker): If you dare, you can actually take a sneak peek... Well, you know, don't say I said it!
Jack (JTR): Joker This is a group chat.
Mary (Bloody Mary): There are chat records in the group chat...
Jack (JTR): A moment of silence for Joker...
Joker (Joker&Joker): Why me? !I did nothing!And Gu may not necessarily be able to do it, right... risking his life to steal the boss's camera or something...
Jack (JTR): Hehe.
[Gyz (this uncle is as handsome as a bird) just shared a group video "Little M on the bed and his man.avi"]
Jack (JTR): This hard-to-see name and suffix.
Mary (Bloody Mary): Dirty capitalized!Hahahaha, my wife likes it!
Jack (JTR): You also post a video in three seconds? !Why don't you take a screenshot and run away? !
Joker (Joker&Joker): Obviously he didn't even have time to take a screenshot.
Joker (Joker&Joker): [Screenshot: Top of T/T forum homepage "Teach You Five Ways to Hack God of War Gyz Computer (Continuous Update)"]
Mary (Bloody Mary): Boss is brutal 0-0
Jack (JTR): Is this the rhythm of organizing gang rape after one rape? ...
[The group video "Little M on the bed and his man.avi" has been removed by administrator Ltz]
M (Ltz): Are you so free?
Mary (Bloody Mary): ...
M (Ltz): Why don't we play two on two?
Jack (JTR): ...
Joker (Joker&Joker): Boss, you missed one, we have five people!
Mary (Bloody Mary): Fish lips!The boss wants to abuse people, whether you are five or eight, he will still abuse you!
M (Ltz): No omission, I just sent something to his man Gu, I guess he won't be able to go online today.
M (Ltz): If you haven't seen him climb up tomorrow, whoever is close remember to send him anti-inflammatory drugs.
Joker (Joker&Joker): ...
Jack (JTR): ...that's the brutality!
Joker (Joker&Joker): Boss V5
Mary (Bloody Mary): Boss V5
Jack (JTR): Online rape is not enough, offline must continue...
M (Ltz): So much nonsense, I haven't rolled to the arena yet!
When everyone was actively going to the abuse, Jing Cheng apparently also found a popular Weibo with himself as one of the protagonists on Weibo. After thinking about it, he opened a small account and forwarded it: Actually, there is no If you catch up, ask the almighty Weibo for help!
After posting, he was going to go to the bathroom, but when he turned around, he realized that Lu Tianze was half-leaning on him unconsciously. At this time, he was typing something on the computer with all his heart, and Jing Cheng moved around without a trace. , let him lean more comfortably.
As for the bathroom... who would want to go at this time? !
The author has something to say: Jing Sanshao also has profound skills to be able to operate the shame|shame play of spanking|butt so naturally!
This chapter only spanked~
In the next chapter, San Shao will soon unlock a lot of shame|shame PLAY modes with the help of the majority of netizens...
hee hee hee~
Lu Tianze: Crooked, is it a demon spirit?There are people here who are making faces in broad daylight and in public!Can I set fire to it?
☆, the wisdom of the masses
What is the ultimate life like?
You must sleep when you are full!Lu Tianze had a very enjoyable day, had enough fun, ate enough, and was crazy enough, and finally tortured all the world's top hackers to their heart's content!In the end, I turned off the computer and went to sleep when I was so sleepy that I couldn't bear it anymore. When my head touched the pillow, I fell unconscious, and I slept until I woke up naturally!What a day!
This is not good. If this kind of life goes on for a long time, it will easily make people lose their fighting spirit.
Lu Tianze reflected for a while, then turned over, rubbed the heat source beside him beautifully, and prepared to go back to sleep.
A certain third young man who was obviously taken by the drowsy Lu Tianze as a pillow: "..."
Jing Cheng lay beside him with his head propped on one hand, and watched the whole process of the person in his arms opening his eyes and staring blankly for a while, then squinting his eyes and leaning over to rub against his chest before continuing to sleep. While his heart was trembling, he was a little jealous of the various bears, rabbits, elks, and sheep on Lu Tianze's bed.
Jing Sanshao kicked back with a straight face, brutally kicking the giant teddy bear that had been squeezed to the edge of the big bed.
Lu Tianze buried his face in the "pillow" and slept for a while, feeling a little breathless. Today, Mr. Xiong's air permeability seems to have decreased... No, Mr. Xiong doesn't seem to feel this way?
Lu Tianze raised his head abruptly, and then met Jing Cheng's gaze.
Lu Tianze: "?"
Shopkeeper Lu was stunned for a second, then subconsciously said, "Why are you still here?"
Jing San: "..."
Jing Cheng heard his glass heart shatter into slag.
Lu Tianze was sobered up by the obvious darkening face in an instant, realized that the previous sentence was ambiguous, and immediately repaired it: "I mean, shouldn't you go for a run at this time?"
Jing Cheng's complexion still didn't improve, he fixedly looked at Lu Tianze, feeling a little guilty about him.
Messiah shook his other self by the collar in his heart, shaking his head while grieving: "What's wrong with you? Are you going to be bought by sugar-coated bullets? Get rid of this bastard to make room for your cute girl! How can it be Is your heart softened because you woke up in someone else's arms? Still blushing and heart beating and thinking this feels good?! What's the matter with you, Lu Tianze?! Take heart!"
"I don't want to wake you up." Jing Cheng's voice was extremely low.
Lu Tianze: "..."
Acting like a baby with a paralyzed face is simply a foul!
Don't talk so close to me, your ear is pregnant, are you responsible for raising the child? !
What the hell am I thinking about? !
Lu Tianze didn't even need to touch it to know that the base of his ears was so hot that he was going to burn his hands. He was going crazy in his heart, and tried his best to calm down and said, "You... at home... I mean..." Shit, are you awake?Can't even change the subject? "Well, I mean New Year's Day is coming, do you have any plans?"
Jing Cheng's face darkened again in an instant: "What plan do you want me to have? For example..." He was lying on his side, but now he was talking and slowly approaching Lu Tianze, with his hands resting on the side of his head, The whole person covered Lu Tianze completely in a push-up position, and his tone was calm but turbulent, "Like going home for the New Year?"
Lu Tianze: "..."
It's over, I seem to be really angry...
grass!The baby didn't mean that at all!
I can change the subject!Can you hit the muzzle more? !
The two stood in a stalemate for a while, and Jing Cheng suddenly stretched out his arms to support his upper body.
Lu Tianze couldn't help lowering his head. Under the wide neckline, Jing Cheng's muscular chest can be seen at a glance, and the tight muscle lines are quite aesthetically valuable...
Jing Cheng obviously saw his lowering his head, squinted his eyes, and said suddenly: "I saw a method on the Internet to test whether you can accept male lovers."
Lu Wo told me not to be nervous, and said calmly, "Huh?"
Jing Cheng said: "Do fifty push-ups in this posture, if you can keep unresponsive, it means that you really can't be hard on the same sex." At 90 degrees, the tips of the two people's noses touch the tips of their noses... A part of Jing Cheng's lower body that was energized by the morning reaction also touched a part where Lu Tianze had not yet reacted.
Lu Tianze: "..."
Lu Xiaoze!Please live up to!
While doing it, Jing Cheng counted in his deep voice, and the push-ups were done standard and easy: "...seven—eight—...fourteen—fifteen—" He stopped, looked down, Then he turned his head back and looked at Lu Tianze with an unnatural expression.
Lu Tianze looked away in a little embarrassment, Jing Cheng continued to do a few, feeling that the two little things under him could greet each other in a friendly manner without him having to lower his body, he couldn't help licking his slightly dry lips, He showed Lu Tianze a mocking smile that succeeded in trickery.
Lu Tianze: Shit!Why are you so dishonest!
Lu Tianze's face was flushed, and he stretched out a finger to poke his waist from embarrassment. The evil, charming and mad Master Jing immediately broke his skills and fell back on him.
The shopkeeper Luda contemptuously said: "You are an ornamental pet that randomly drops and captures, and you dare to pretend to be the boss of the dungeon..."
Jing Cheng got up from him, stretched out his hand to shave his nose helplessly, and then got out of bed to wash up.
Lu Tianze: "..."
Lu Tianze: "???"
Lu Tian chose to stay in bed as usual, and Jing Cheng fed the fish as usual... By the way, he was despised by Fifth Master Bai.Two cats were lying in the open space in front of Fifth Master Bai, the smaller one was playing with its tail, and the bigger one was drooling at Fifth Master Bai with its head tilted.
Jing Cheng threw the shrimp into Bai Wuye's water tank, Bai Wuye swam in with his tail, pointed his butt at him, and slapped him with water when he turned around.
Lu Tianze came out of the bathroom and saw Bai Wuye bullying Jing Cheng, he casually chimed in, "If it's not good, just starve it."
Bai Wuye suddenly thundered! ! Wronged to swim out - you help him!You actually helped him!I am definitely not biological! QQ
Jing Cheng said dotingly: "It's okay, just be good."
Lu Tianze: "..."
I wipe it again...
Lu Tianze always felt that Jing Cheng was being ordered by some expert today. Before yesterday, he seemed to have the upper hand, but today he felt like he was being led everywhere.One after another, Lu Tianze crawled out of a pit with weird little ideas, and fell into another pit he dug within 2 minutes. It was almost powerless!
The shopkeeper Lu Da couldn't figure it out, he was the one being chased, why did he suddenly lose the initiative?
Taking advantage of Lu Tianze's turn to receive the guests, Jing Cheng quickly opened Weibo and replied to the girl who provided the push-up video with a big like - "It's useful! [Ghost smile picture]" and continued on and on. Find the next solution that can be implemented in the thousands of comments that have grown.
The wisdom of the masses is indeed infinite!
Aha!
Jing Sanshao thought with a paralyzed face.
Lu Tianze originally thought that Jing Cheng would go home after staying until New Year's Day, but obviously this guy had made up his mind not to leave. Compared to the first time when he could ask around, now Lu Tianze Even mentioning this topic has to be deliberately avoided. It is really Jing Cheng who doesn't know where to come up with a lot of messy ways to play, which scares him!In the end, Lu Tianze had simply admitted it, forget it, if you want to stay, you can stay, just like Hidden Dragon hired a guy who looks after the store - and he doesn't need to pay salary.
Thinking about it this way seems like a good deal.
In fact, Lu Tianze didn't mind someone borrowing him, but Jing Cheng's sense of presence was too strong, and he felt that he not only broke into his life, but also broke into his heart.
This kind of place in my heart, I come in as soon as I come in, but it is really not suitable for coming and going, but Lu Tianze always feels that Jing Cheng only intends to be a temporary resident, and maybe he will pat his butt and leave irresponsibly at any time up.
Jing Cheng looked like a young master at first glance, and sooner or later he would return to his circle, so it was too unsafe to let him in hastily.
Fortunately, Jing Cheng only confessed his love at the haunted house in a hurry, and then he seemed to feel that the confession was too embarrassing, so he didn't mention it again. Nothing happened to Lu Tianze, and the two got along as usual.
This is also very good, friends last longer.
Jing Sanshao had no idea that he had been silently given a friend card by Lu Tianze, and was happily discussing how to confess his love with the Military Advisory Group in the group.
Jing Cheng: I want to make it a little more romantic
Jing Cheng: Like flower candles
Xiaobei: [lights wax]
Jing Cheng: Too ordinary?
Xiaobei: [Point wax] [Point wax] [Point wax]
Jing Cheng:?
Xiaobei: That was Han Yang just now, he took my iPad and automatically logged into my account, ignore him!
Xiaobei: As long as the details are handled well, flower candles can become classics!Then book a western restaurant on the top floor, the kind that overlooks the night view of the city, and then I think about it...
Xiaobei: Jing Saner!You've been so impulsive recently!Was it fucked by the devil? ! [doge]
Xiaobei: Don't send flowers directly, or it will be too vulgar, you can play a little trick.
Xiaobei: Sorry for the typo, I mean the upper body!Being possessed by the devil! ! [laugh cry]
Jing Cheng: Han Yang, shut up!
Xiaobei: I won't!You beg me!
Xiaobei: Yangzi, don't make trouble!
Xiaobei: Wife, I was wrong! QQ
Xiaobei: Well, don’t tell me you want to confess your love, but tell him you want to invite him to a meal after interrupting you for so long, remember to tell him to go to a western restaurant, and he will know to dress a little more formally... I hate the kind of surprises that make me Shame!
Jing Cheng: Wait a minute, Han Yang, are you at Shen's house?
Xiaobei: Yes, he has been here for the past few days. For example, he was the one who asked you to play in the locker room yesterday.
Jing Cheng: ...
Xiaobei: Leave him alone and let’s continue talking... After the candlelight dinner, use a large bunch of hydrogen balloons to tie a flower basket and a "Surprise!" A violinist is playing directly next to you, and when the atmosphere is the best, let the little flower girl give you a ring...
Xiaobei: Don’t say I like you so stupidly, say something that is not easy to be rejected, for example, “Would you like to extend the time for taking me in?” If he asks back, “How long?” you You can answer "forever." Don't use questions!Don't wait for him to say yes!After a pause, you can go up and put a ring on him and kiss the groom by the way!
Xiao Bei: It's perfect!I'm such a genius!
Xiaobei: [Sticker: I have been enduring handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age!]
Jing Cheng: I sent the engagement ring I ordered to Han Yang
Xiaobei: ...
Shen Yongnan: If no one signs for the receipt, it will be automatically returned and refunded at the same time, don't worry.
Xiao Bei: Brother, you are actually here! ...Wait, you're worried because you're going back, right? !
Jing Cheng: ...
Jing Cheng: Tell Han Yang to go back to his home immediately!
The author has something to say: Jing Cheng: Does it mean you can go in, but not in and out?Then I went in?I'm in... well, it's a little tight, you relax... [doge]
Lu Tianxuan: WTF!!!
Another chapter in an hour!Please call me hardworking Yuyu!
☆, hugging distance
Jing Cheng confessed his crimes in the haunted house excitedly before, and confessed his crimes in the group when he came back.Xiaobei asked about Lu Tianze's reaction afterward, and Jing Cheng sent him the address where he forwarded the Weibo. Helping him analyze and screen a few items, Jing Cheng went to practice and then came back to inform the military division of Lu Tianze's reaction to plan the next step.
After a few days, Jing Sanshao can already draw inferences about other cases from one instance!All kinds of jokes come at hand, Lu Tianchou will be blocked by the wall from time to time, blushing and heartbeating, and breathing is not smooth, but Jing Cheng has learned to know how to retreat, and often runs away after teasing as if nothing had happened, and even uses the talent skill "facial paralysis" to All the "serious hooligans" were interpreted as "Is it because you are overthinking", which made Lu Tianze start to wonder if he was seeing a prostitute...
According to Xiaobei's analysis, this confession is still very likely to be successful!
If Lu Tianze is really straight, he didn't show any avoidance or disgust towards Jing Cheng after he confessed his love, and even tolerated Jing Cheng's many hooligan behaviors, it means that he at least has a good impression of Jing Cheng of.
Jing Cheng: What if he is bent?
Xiaobei: Then he can tolerate your random sexual|harassment, which still shows that he has a good impression of you!
Looking at this line of analysis, Jing Cheng couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth slightly, and saw a new reply suddenly popped up in the group.
Han_Yang: If he is crooked and allows you to play hooligans, it means that he has no feelings for you at all.
Shen Yongnan: ...
Xiaobei: ...that makes sense, but I can't refute it!
The smile on the corner of Jing Cheng's mouth quickly collapsed, and Han Yang continued to make up the knife and said: Maybe every night when he sleeps next to you, he dreams of another person.
Jing Cheng scrolled through the list of rivals in his mind, and finally left only three bloody characters - Ji Yuanhe.
Who is Lu Tianze dreaming about... Jing Cheng actually knows better than anyone else.
On that night when Lu Tianze was drunk, Third Young Master Jing stared at Lu Tianze who was sleeping beside Xiao Zhe, and after a long while, he finally couldn't help but slowly leaned over...
The gentle kiss carefully landed on his forehead, Jing Cheng paused, as if he was shocked by his behavior, then continued to move down uncontrollably, kissed his eyelids, and finally stayed on the warm lips.
Jing Cheng's nervous and slightly cool lips rubbed back and forth on Lu Tianze's lips almost obsessively.
Lu Tianze was a little woken up, turned his head slightly to avoid him, and murmured unconsciously: "Yuanhe, don't make trouble..."
Jing Sanshao was instantly struck by the Nine Heavens Profound Lightning!Sitting beside him for a long time, he finally lay down on his side sleepily, and then tossed and turned, unable to sleep all night, and finally couldn't control the anger in his stomach, afraid of waking Lu Tianchou, so he had to go to bed before dawn. Go out and run around to find Han Yang calmly...
Even if Han Yang was just throwing cold water on him habitually, he had to admit that this guy was actually quite sharp.
Regardless of whether it was him or Xiao Zhe lying next to Lu Tianze, that person always dreamed of the same person.This is probably the reason why Xiaozhe, Ji Xingchuan, Gu Yiyi and even himself subconsciously felt that Lu Tianxuan silently liked Ji Yuanhe from the bottom of his heart.
Even, maybe even Lu Tianze himself didn't know his feelings.
Jing Cheng felt that he might be a little unkind, because he was planning to trick someone when Lu Tianze was still ignorant and didn't know who he liked.Maybe use a bit of a verbal trap like "You don't hate me, do you?" or "Let's try it out and give me a chance to like you."
As for that Ji Yuanhe who is in the midst of blessings and doesn't know how to be blessed?
Let him die.
Jing Cheng decided not to bother with the scumbag anymore, and to make a move when it was time to make a move, so he went to meet Lu Tianxuan for dinner.Lu Tianze saw him go out to make a phone call with a serious face in the morning, and then heard him say that he would like to thank him for taking him in for dinner. His first reaction was that this guy was finally caught by his family and was about to leave. He agreed without much hesitation.
The meal time was about the next night, and Lu Tianze made a sumptuous meal to see him off that night. The main dishes were all Jing Sanshao's favorites, and each dish was accompanied by small side dishes carefully decorated as scenery, wine Drink whatever you want, and there will be pudding and biscuits after the meal. Jing Cheng was a little flattered, and after thinking about it, he guessed that the shopkeeper Lu Da probably misunderstood.
Jing Sanshao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he wondered if he wanted to clarify to avoid any misunderstanding, and at the same time wondered if Lu Tianze would be reluctant if he really wanted to leave.
After drinking a whole bottle of red wine, Lu Tianze clinked glasses with him crisply, and said seriously: "Nice to meet you, see you again when we have a chance."
Jing Cheng held back the whole meal and only waited for such a bland sentence, his whole heart began to growl unwillingly, but on the surface he said calmly: "Is there anything else you want to tell me?"
Lu Tianze drank all the wine in the wine glass, tilted his head to look at the empty wine bottle, propped his chin on the front table, and squinted his eyes at him.
"Anything else? ... Thank you?"
Jing Cheng keenly noticed that Lu Tianze was drunk, but he was not as clingy as last time. Could it be that Xiao Zhe was not around? ...Or not drunk enough?
Jing Sanshao was a little eager to try, stood up and went to the refrigerator to find two cans of beer, opened them and put them in his hand, and touched him by the way: "Thank me for what? I didn't do anything, but you have grown me a lot experience."
Lu Tianze thought for a while, took a few sips of beer unconsciously, and said, "Thank you...for my birthday present."
Jing Cheng didn't understand: "What?"
Lu Tianze gulped down half the beer, and explained slowly: "You are Xiao Hei's birthday present to me...accompany me on my birthday—accompany me on Christmas—and accompany me to lie in the cold laboratory... ..."
Birthday?Jing Cheng thought that the day the two met, Lu Tianze seemed to be sick. Did he celebrate his birthday alone the night before?
Although Jing Sanshao grew up with his grandmother when he was a child, he always had someone to celebrate his birthday with him, even if it was just his grandmother and Han Yang's buddies, the birthday was always lively.
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