Changning Grass Jelly

I said: "It doesn't matter what era he is, just be at ease with the situation."

He suddenly said: "They should be coming soon..."

I said: "I know."

He looked at me: "You know?"

That's right, I know that although your dilapidated wooden house is a little dilapidated, the Taoism in it is indeed not weak at all.From the roof to the walls to the windows and doors of the wooden house, there are hidden signs everywhere. You built such a big enchantment house to avoid people, either to avoid revenge or to avoid debts. Now the wooden house has been destroyed, and the debt collectors If you don't come, there will be ghosts!So when the wooden house collapsed, you grabbed my collar so angrily, I didn't care about it.

I calmly said: "When your sister said that the door would breathe fire, I thought you must have a feud outside~" After all, knocking on the door will burn people, it is too cruel. Is there anything else that can take so much trouble.

He smiled, scanned the surrounding ruins, and said, "You are right, but you have already demolished the house, so how can you help me now?"

I looked at him solemnly, and he looked at me solemnly.

We looked at each other in silence for a long while.

Of course, during this period, he was doing his thinking, and I was doing mine.

He said: "If not, I'd better go first..."

Before he finished speaking, I immediately leaned in front of him, kissed him quickly, and quickly moved away.

Yes, just kiss him, the kind of mouth to mouth.

His eyes widened in disbelief, as if he hadn't expected it at all.

But I was really inexperienced, so my nose hit his nose hard.

Because his nose is a mortal body, it is not forbidden to bump it, so it bleeds.

The two nosebleeds twisted down, which really spoiled the beauty of this face... I looked at it and sighed.

After a while, he came back to his senses, raised his sleeve to wipe the nosebleed on his face, and said grimly, "Why did you do this?"

I said angrily, "Do you think I'm happy? This is my first kiss!"

Hearing this, he actually laughed, took a long breath, and said: "Oh, then I've earned it, that's all, I don't care about it~ But I still want to know, why did you kiss me? Could it be you Seeing how handsome I am, I really can't hold it back, and it's moved my heart?"

Move your mother's head, move!

I said helplessly, "It wasn't you who said 'then give me a kiss', or else I wouldn't kiss."

He laughed: "If I tell you to kiss you, you will kiss me? Then if I want to eat you, will you just let me eat you?"

Not to be outdone, I smiled coldly: "Don't you all have a last wish? I demolished your shelter and put you in danger of dying at any time. If you don't fulfill your last wish, I really can't bear it~"

His gaze was like a knife, he snorted coldly, and stopped looking at me.

In fact, I kissed him just to give him a breath of immortal energy.

Ordinary people can live a long life without poison if they are protected by immortal energy, and those who practice Taoism can live forever if they are protected by immortal energy.

If someone came to seek revenge now, those people would definitely not be able to beat him to death. This breath of immortality, even if I demolished his wooden house to compensate him.

I chased after him: "Hey, I don't know your name yet!"

I don't know which tendon he had cramped and suddenly kept walking forward, which made me have to keep walking too.

The bright moon crow chirped, I chased him under the forest.

Without turning his head, he said, "Didn't your family teach you that before asking someone's name, you should first declare your family name?"

I said: "I have no family, oh no, I have no family."

He stands still.

I also stand still.

He turned his head, looked at me with an incomprehensible expression, and said, "Remember, my name is Yu Lin."

Fish scales?

I immediately said: "This name is very unique, I will never forget it even if I want to, haha."

In fact, I want to say that I suddenly remembered the fish fairy in the Milky Way in front of my house. I haven’t seen him for a few days. Go catch him, only if you catch him successfully, he will play chess with me... Sigh, how capricious~

"What about you?" Yu Lin asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is... ah... It's been a long time since anyone called me by my name. I even forgot what my name was. I just remember what it was... what..."

He raised his eyebrows: "What?"

I continued: "Yuan..." I was excited, "Yes, there is a word Yuan in my name!!!"

He smiled happily: "It can't be gold ingots, right? Are you in charge of money?"

I'm still struggling to trace my name, but after working hard for a long time, my head hurts and I still can't remember it.

Could it be that I already have dementia?

Alas, it seems that I am really old...

"Jin Yuanbao, what's wrong with you?"

My head was confused: "Who is Jin Yuanbao?"

"You~" Yu Lin looked calm.

I said: "Let's ask Tathagata some other day, his right eye is full of everything, and he must know it!"

Yu Lin smiled and said, "Ask Tathagata? I'm so convinced that you can't even remember your own name. Tell me, what else can you remember?"

I said angrily: "Remember to cross you!"

Yu Lin spread his hands and said, "I'm waiting for you to cross, come on~"

I didn't hesitate any longer, and immediately took out Changning Immortal Grass from my bosom, stuffed it into his hand, and said: "You eat this."

Yu Lin looked at the snow-white fairy grass with disgust, took it to his nose and sniffed it, and frowned: "This grass... I won't die if I eat it?"

My face collapsed: "This is a fairy herb, not a poisonous weed."

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