[Transmigration Book] The author also came to grab the heroine

Gu Yan, you are such a bastard, this fucking book is just right, one inch thick!

Not to mention memorizing it, even if you let me read it once, I can't read it smoothly!

It's the middle of the night, and I don't want to bother Liangliang, this guy has worked hard enough, let her have a good rest.

"Hey... Life, how can it be so difficult." Gu Yan, a bastard, wouldn't really hit me because of this...

Dad is so thin and tender, he can't help beating...

It's just a nap in class, is there such a heinous crime! ?

Memorize a copy... This is an impossible task at all, and in this book, let alone me, even Liang Liang can't recognize the word!Guyan bastard.

Angrily, he slapped the book on the table, but he was really unwilling.

Ma De, if you die, you will die, go find Guyan!Take a gamble, bet on her, take the soft but not the hard!

I ran all the way to the study, and sure enough, the lights were still on. Are the people in this mansion crazy? Everyone is working so hard! ?

"Master, please see Anxi."

"Ah."

"Huh..." Take a deep breath, don't be nervous, don't be nervous.

Gently pushed half of the door open, looked inside, and saw Gu Yan sitting at the table with his head buried in a book, saw me showing my head, glanced at me, and continued reading on his own.

"Is there something wrong?" He asked calmly.

Embarrassing, looking at it like this, he is probably still angry with me, this guy is quite angry.

After thinking about it, yes, the other little guys, no matter how courageous they are, probably wouldn't dare to sleep in her class.or twice...

"Oh, master, I don't know many characters in the book you asked me to memorize. I don't know if master is free. I would like to ask master for advice." Facing Gu Yan, he bowed respectfully I saluted.

Looking up, hey, this guy has a look of astonishment, hey, that's right!

After a while, Gu Yan chuckled, looking at me with a little helplessness in his eyes.

"What don't you understand, point it out." Putting down the book, he waved at me.

"Uh... I don't understand anything..." Tell the truth.

"You..." Gu Yan probably thought I was playing tricks on her, so he went to get the ruler as a gesture.

"Hey master, master, please don't get angry."

"As the saying goes, teachers, preaching and imparting karma can also solve doubts. You haven't taught the articles in this book, how can you understand them?" Turning a page casually, "Hey, I don't even know the first word." I know." She pursed her mouth, with a look of grievance on her face.

"Oh, then you mean..." Gu Yan was stunned.

"Alas..." Dad looked embarrassed and sighed heavily.

"The master punished the apprentice to memorize the entire book, and the apprentice dared not neglect it, so he could only come to the master for advice. I think the master will not shirk."

"I……"

"But. If the master only teaches one disciple in advance, the other sisters will think that the master has selfish intentions when they learn about it? They are also master's disciples, so why does the master avoid others and teach me Anxi in private?" Spreading his hands, he seriously reasoned with Gu Yan.

Haha, Dad has always been logically confused, and even I am dizzy when I get around it. Let's see how you take the trick!

"I...you..."

"Master, it is indeed my disciple's fault that I dozed off in class today. My disciple will apologize to you and promise not to commit the same crime again, so I ask the master to hold you high. There are a lot of adults, so don't care about me like a little boy." , Sincere enough.

Gu Yan was silent for a while, and then pursed his lips and smiled lightly.

"Anxi, Anxi, why don't you know you are so eloquent?"

"It was taught by the master... Ouch!" Damn it, this Gu Yan doesn't play cards according to common sense!Dad has complimented her so much, why is she still beating me! ?

Rubbing his palms aggrievedly, hiss... Don't tell me, this thing really hurts when you hit someone...

"This is the last time. If you commit the crime again, I will not allow you to step into the study again."

"Hey, I see. Then, Master, you are busy, so I'll go first." He ran away.

Hahaha, I can finally sleep well! !

"This guy..." Gu Yan looked helpless.

……

Dad has always been a person who can't pretend to be troubled in his heart. Once this matter is over, he immediately feels relieved. I think he will wake up happily when he sleeps tonight, hehe.

Bounced and ran to the yard.

"Huh? Liangliang?" As soon as I stepped into the courtyard gate, I saw Liangliang knocking on the door in front of my house.

"Oh no, sister, why are you here?"

"Xiaoxi? Where have you been? Forget it, go into the room, I will accompany you to recite the book, as much as you can recite, tomorrow the master blames me, and I will plead for you." With an eager look on his face, he pulled my arm and dragged me into the room. house.

"Uh, but..."

"Don't worry, time is running out. If you delay for a while, it will be dawn."

I have to say, Dad's heart is warm, how can this little baby treat me so well?

"Don't worry, it's fine. I just went to see the master, and she won't punish me."

"what?"

"Yeah!" After summarizing the situation, Liangliang also heaved a sigh of relief, and had fun with me for a long time.

Finally, I can sleep well!

……

Before I know it, I've been here for three or four days. I haven't been idle these few days. I have almost figured out people, things, things, and rules.

Oh, by the way, when it comes to the rules, the one that confuses me the most is the so-called chicken dance!

What to say, when the cock crows for the third time, I have to sit in the study and prepare for morning class.

This is a bit unreasonable, right?Do you know how often that chicken crows?What if it coughs someday?Is it over in one breath?Dad has to run to the study with his bare butt and trousers in his hand?

Unreasonable!

But, if you are unreasonable, there are ways to be unreasonable, hehe.

"You little chick, you have been tossing daddy enough these days. Crowing is like asthma, do I owe you?"

"Hmph, I'll see what you call tomorrow, hehehe." Smiling, he took out a black tie from his bosom, which was used by the little fat man to tie his hair. She got wet somehow, and hung it in the yard, I saw it and took it right away.

Anyway, I haven't settled with her for pushing me into the water last time, so let's take care of it this time.

"Be good, don't move." Coaxing the big cock, he tied the harness in its mouth.

"Come and call twice to listen?"

"Goo... um..."

"Hey hey... hey, don't blame Dad for being cruel, you are really annoying, really, really annoying." He patted the cockscomb, probably a pat on the head.

I got up and stretched, well, I should be able to sleep until noon tomorrow!

Speaking of Anxi's small body, don't look at her thin and small, but she has some roots.In the past few days, I have been repeating the state of the first day, reading, practicing martial arts, tired and tired, but after sleeping and waking up, nothing has happened, and I am full of energy.

Moreover, I found a very important and important thing, I found that Anxi's flexibility is very good!

Lower back splits are omnipotent!Horizontal fork and vertical fork can also seamlessly switch!

As for my previous body, my stiff waist, my tendons... I don't even want to talk about it.

It can be stretched every step of the way!

Look at me now, heh heh, walking on the road, look at me, if I disagree with you, I will split my legs, cool~

All right, stop talking nonsense, and go to sleep.

……

"Xiaoxi Xiaoxi, get up soon."

"Hmm...why...the chicken hasn't...not crowed yet..." He rubbed his eyes in dissatisfaction, and got up only after the rooster crowed.

"Chicken... I don't know who blocked the mouth of that big rooster. The master is investigating, let's go over quickly."

"Investigate? How to investigate?" Dad woke up instantly. When he committed the crime yesterday, he was not seen by anyone, right?

Alright, now I don't feel sleepy at all, "Let's go."

Follow Liang Liang all the way to the outside of the courtyard.

"Ouch master, it's not me, it's really not me, ouch—"

An Meng's howling sound filled his ears, it was so noisy.

Dad covered his ears and took a closer look, okay, this little fat man is being whipped hard by Gu Yan's fat hand.

"Ouch... Ouch... Master... Woo... Master, stop hitting..."

Ah, I was beaten to tears... Even I couldn't bear it anymore.

"Master, please stop beating me, master." Liang Liang took a look, and hurried over to pull Gu Yan to intercede.

"Xiao Meng said she didn't do it, maybe there is some misunderstanding? You can't just rely on a belt to determine that it was her!"

Dad's heart trembled violently... ouch, kiss Liangliang, don't tell the truth...

"Master, it's really not me, it's really not." Hearing this, the little fat man hurriedly agreed, and turned his head to look, "It's Anxi, it's Anxi who did it!" He pointed casually.

Nani?She saw it! ?

Abba tried to stay calm, and accepted everyone's scrutiny with a blank face.

"What... what's the matter...?"

"It was you who blocked the mouth of the chicken! It was you, you said it quickly, it was you who did it!"

Oh, heh, little fat man, you have to produce evidence to frame me, do you think I will be afraid of you if you stare at me and gesture with fists?

Looking at Gu Yan, he shook his head and shrugged.

"It's not her, it's me!"

Nani! ?Abba stared blankly at Liang Liang who was standing in front of me, holding me behind with one hand, oh my little ancestor, you are talking nonsense! ?

"Yes, yes, yes, it's not me anyway." An Meng hurriedly changed his target again.

Gu Yan sighed, probably also saw that Liang Liang was protecting me, and instinctively took all the faults on himself.

But Dad won't let this happen.

"Oh, sister Xiaomeng, so you came here last night to stop the cock's mouth. No wonder I didn't hear the cock crowing this morning." She looked at An Meng with a harmless smile.

It's useless for you to stare at me again, Dad is not your scapegoat, I originally wanted to plead for you, but you, you are self-inflicted, hum, you can't live!

"You! What nonsense are you talking about!" The little fat man was impatient, and almost didn't rush over, thanks to being held back by Gu Yan.

"Xiaoxi, you just said that you saw her coming here last night?"

"Well, but I didn't see what she was doing, and I was afraid that she would bully me, so I ran back to my room and went to sleep." Seriously, I made up nonsense.

Gu Yan nodded, then glared at An Meng, "What else do you have to say?"

"I... I... Master, I was wronged!"

Hey, fight with me?Enjoy it.Fatty hit.