[Transmigration Book] The author also came to grab the heroine

"Anxi, eat slowly, no one will grab you." An Meng watched me eat while drooling.

Hey, that sounds nice, so what are you doing with your restless claws?I rubbed it on my roast chicken, took it back and licked it, disgusting!

In the camp, a group of little guys gathered around to watch me eat and drink. At the door, Mo Jiu looked like a gatekeeper, standing there with arms folded, motionless, as if listening to our conversation.

After several times of distress, I found that Mo Jiu cared about me. I looked at her and smiled at her, and she nodded at me with her lips pursed.

Oh, by the way, through Liang Liang's report, it turned out that when Xi Ren came to attack the barracks that night, I was sleeping, and they couldn't wake me up, so they ran out to beat Xi Ren, only to find out after I came back that I was gone up.

I reckon, it’s because those scornful people didn’t find anything to eat, so they just entered a tent and found me. Look at me, I’m pretty, cute, so pure and unpretentious, so different from those coquettish sluts outside. He thought that if he ate my meat, he might be as beautiful as me, so he became malicious and took me back.

Why don't you say why I was in the pot when I woke up?Could it be that they want to eat beef and go crazy, treating me as a small calf?After carrying it back, I realized something was wrong, and felt that it was all meat anyway, so there should be no big difference?

"Xiaoxi, did those people make things difficult for you?" Liang Liang handed me a glass of water and patted me on the back thoughtfully.

"Yes, yes, you don't know, I was almost cooked by those Xi people!" I put the half roast chicken on the table and slapped my thigh angrily.

"It's not enough to boil me, then King Xi Ren wants to trample me to death! Look." I lifted my clothes, revealing the big footprints on my chest, which were still purple.

The little guys gasped, and I saw, hey, these guys are so easy to fool, and then, I described all the dangers I encountered in Tucheng in detail, like a storyteller. Yes, they were stunned when they heard it.

Ouch, my brother, what the hell, why did I feel that the tent shook, like an earthquake, and I was shocked!

Turning his head to look, Mo Jiu turned and went out?What's wrong...

"I'm sorry...it's because I didn't protect you well that I let you..." Liangliang bit her lip and lowered her head.

Ah - oops, I was too busy bragging just now, and I forgot that Liang Liang is still blaming herself for this matter.

"Uh Liangliang..." I quickly wiped my hand and grabbed Liangliang's hand, eh?This little hand is icy and cold, and there is still sweat in the palm. Could it be that I was frightened by my bragging...

"Liangliang, I'm fine. Look, I'm fine now! Oh, yo, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry!" Liang Liang's eyes filled with tears, and they were about to drip down.

Don't talk about me, the other little kids are also confused, my house is cool!No matter how hard or tired or sad, I have never seen her cry!

"Hey you guys, what are you looking at, get out quickly." I hurriedly drove the others out, dragged Liang Liang to the bed, hey, don't think too much, I just want to comfort her.

Eh?Why does the comforter have to be on the bed?

oops!Shaking his head violently, what messed things are in his mind!

I pulled Liangliang to sit down and wiped her tears, "Liangliang, don't worry, I'm fine, what I said just now was all nonsense, to bluff them, and you know that I always speak freely !"

"Bloody... bluffing?" Liangliang sniffed.

"Yeah!" I nodded quickly.

"You...huh!" Liangliang snorted softly, turned her back and ignored me!

Hey!This little tsundere!

"Hey, cool~~" He tugged at her sleeve and shook it.

Still ignore me?Then I can play a trick!

"Ouch!" Clutching his chest, "Ouch—"

"Ouch!!!" He intentionally whispered loudly in her ear.

"Ouch~~It hurts me to death~~~No one rubs me, rubs me some medicine or something~~I am wronged~~~No one hurts and no one loves~~~" Clutching his chest, he rolled all over the bed .

"What... what's the matter?" Liang Liang wiped her nose and turned to look at me.

Ouch~ so simple~

"Chest hurts..." I also pursed my mouth, feeling aggrieved, and looked at her eagerly.

She really believed it!

"Then... let me rub it for you." Liang Liang looked at me with her big beautiful eyes blinking, and asked for my opinion!

Hey, it's my turn, I'll be tsundere too.

"Didn't you ignore me?" I pouted and turned my head to one side, uh... so Qiong Yao...

"Hmm..." Liangliang lowered her head and pondered, "Then I'll ignore you after rubbing."

"Pfft—" I burst out laughing at that moment, okay? ! !

Liangliang put her icy little hand on my chest and gently rubbed it, hey... tsk... my brother...why does my body feel a little hot...

I lay reclined on the bed, looking at Liang Liang's earnest, worried and careful look, tsk...beautiful!

"Cough... what are you doing?"

"Rubbing your breasts, can't you see it?" Made!Who is so ignorant!

I turned my head to look impatiently, hey!Guyan!

I quickly sat up and got dressed, "Master, come to see me~"

I don't know why, but I always feel that Gu Yan seems to see that I have bad intentions for Liangliang, every time I get in touch with Liangliang, she will appear, it's like a tracker is installed on me, it can't be more accurate allow!

"Hmph, are you restless after being injured?" Gu Yan looked unhappy, walked to Liang Liang, and sat between us consciously!

"Where is the injury, let me see." Gu Yan tugged at my clothes.

"Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it doesn't hurt anymore!" How old are you, and you still want to eat my tofu?I want to touch your house, Mo Xiaoshou!

Gu Yan pursed his lips and smiled, showing a little satisfaction.

Who are you!

"Oh, by the way, master, why did you and General Mo appear in Tucheng? Is it time for you to go in?"

Gu Yan smiled triumphantly when he heard the words, "You think you are the only one who can spit out golden lotus? We will also make a lot of noise."

Oh——It turned out that it was just a cover for Liang Liang to lead a heavy army to fight. It is estimated that the purpose of An Luocheng is to lead some elite soldiers to go around behind Xi Ren and attack back and forth to make dumplings.

It's ok, hey, "So, you really guessed what I was thinking?" There is a tacit understanding!

Gu Yan smiled, "The marshal said, if the others were taken away, they would probably have escaped death, but you, she was not only not worried, but even clapped her hands!"

I, Nima... hold my breath in my chest! !It's a fucking dog...

The last question, "Then how did you get in?" I don't understand this, but the gate of the city has been closed tightly. Could it be that the two of them flew in?

Hearing this, Gu Yan cleared his throat and did not speak.

Eh?What's the matter?

"Do you still remember the drain we drilled when we made trouble in Tucheng last time?" Liangliang answered.

Drain?

"Pfft—you two drilled a dog hole hahahaha——" According to my observation, that place is not a drain at all, okay? The drain in your house is on flat ground?

It's clearly a dog hole, but I didn't want to admit it when I drilled it. Unexpectedly, Gu Yan and Mo Jiu could put down their bodies to go into the dog hole!

Haha - no wonder Gu Yan's face is so ugly hahaha -

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, the marshal wants to see you." He gave me a sideways look and urged me to get up quickly.

"Eh? See me?" Why did An Luocheng see me?

Put on your shoes and get off the ground quickly, and follow Gu Yan out.

Just outside the tent, I saw a group of people gathered together, I don't know what they were looking at.

"Hey master, what are they looking at?"

"Oh, King Xi Ren."

"Hey! I want to see it too!" Made!This dog is worse than tormenting me, so you can fall into my hands?

Before Gu Yan could speak, I ran over, hey!Ha ha!Really caring!He also specially made a large cage for King Xi Ren, hahaha!

I hurried to the wooden prison and looked at him through the fence. This guy was disheveled and listlessly closed his eyes, hey, why is his face still swollen?Get beaten up?

"Hey, King, do you still know me?" The tone was full of provocation~

Xi Renwang raised his eyelids, and when he saw me, his eyes widened immediately, and he stretched out his hand to grab me, so I jumped back quickly, eh, eh, I can't reach~ I'm so mad at you~

Looking at the big hand that was an arm's length away from me, I deliberately moved forward.

"Who the hell are you!" Xi Renwang clenched his fists and roared angrily.

"Me? Then listen carefully. My surname is An, and my single name is Xi." With her hands behind her back, she looked smug.

"An...xi...?"

"Who are you in An Luo City!"

"She gave me my surname and my first name. Who do you think she is me?" She looked at him with a mean smile.

"You...you...you are her daughter?" King Xi Ren looked at me suspiciously.

"Ouch! Tut tut tut!" I clapped hurriedly, "Your Majesty is worthy of being His Majesty, he is smart!" I gave a thumbs up, hehe, I'm so cheap!

"You!" King Xi Ren pointed at me angrily.

"Xiaoxi, let's go."

"Hey, come~"

"Bye bye, my king~" I turned around and just took two steps, oh yes!There is one more important thing!

Turning back to the cage again, "Hey..."

"My lord, is the dung water good to drink?" Blinking at Xi Renwang, I feel that my cheap skills are already invincible hahahahaha——

"You... it's you!!"

"That's right~ That's right~ I did it hahahaha——" I laughed so hard that I almost fell to the ground, this Xi Ren Wang had a look of eating Xiang, he didn't really drink the dung water, did he? Ha ha ha ha--

"Hmph! Didn't you drink it too! Why do you need to ask me!"

What! ?

I sat up suddenly, and couldn't laugh immediately!What did he say?When will I...

Wait a minute!Could it be...that day...he boiled my water...just...

And then...I was still relying on the water...for two days...

I... vomit... shit... leave me alone... I want to be quiet...

"Master!!! I want to take a bath—" I threw myself into Gu Yan's arms, wow, I cried again! !

I was complaining to Gu Yan, when I suddenly shouted in my ear, "Someone prepare the horse! Return to Beijing immediately!"

Following the sound, An Luocheng was standing in front of the handsome tent, clutching a piece of letter paper tightly in his hand, his brows and eyes raised, furious...

Fuck?What's wrong with her?Why did it explode out of nowhere! ! ?