[Transmigration Book] The author also came to grab the heroine

"You guys, do you dare to take a stroll around Tucheng with me?" I crossed my arms and looked at these little guys with a smirk.

"To Tucheng? What are you doing?" An Meng asked in a daze.

"Stupid you, what can you do? Why do they play with us, why do we go back! Don't you understand how to vent your anger?" This idiot!

"How to vent your anger?" These guys sat up from the bed awkwardly.

"Hey, do you remember, the master said that Tucheng is an important border city, impregnable. I think it is because of this reason that the border guards have been unable to enter for a long time, and were led by the nose by Xi Ren."

"But at the same time, this Tucheng also has a fatal weakness!" I looked at them and raised my eyebrows.

"Water and food!" Liangliang really seeped through.

"That's right! Xi people are so at ease, and they still have the leisure to harass us, but they don't have any worries. The water and food in the city should be enough for them to live for a long time."

"They are huddled in the city, and we have nothing to do with them, but if we can cut off their water and food, I don't believe they will willingly die of thirst and starvation in the city!"

"It makes sense, it makes sense, but how do we get in? You also said that Tucheng is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and it is as strong as gold." Liang Liang frowned and meditated.

I chuckled, "So, didn't they create a great opportunity for us!"

"They tormented us so much today, they must be happy. They definitely never thought that we would go over to do things at this time! Besides, we are children, and we are small and thin, so it should not be easy to be discovered."

When the little guys heard this, they lowered their heads and pondered.

Eh?What is there to think about! ?Why didn't everyone get angry just now?

"What are you still thinking about?"

"Xiaoxi, have you forgotten what the master said? We are soldiers now, soldiers, and our words and deeds are bound by military laws, so we can't do anything else."

"But General Mo also said that when marching and fighting, if you can take surprises, you may get twice the result with half the effort." I don't accept this, this Liangliang has been restraining himself with various rules, can it work, this is a disease, it needs to be cured !

"But..." I could see that they were all very tempted, but because of some military rules, um...

"Why, are you afraid? Then don't say anything about being angry or annoying. If you are bullied, you really want to fight back." At this time, it is time to use the aggressive method. I waved my hand and looked worried. Looking at himself, he lay back on the bed.

Glancing at them secretly, they looked at each other hesitantly.

"Never mind, I'll go!" An Meng stomped his feet, got up and walked to my bed.

"Anxi, I'll go with you, I don't want to be so useless!"

"Okay, let's go, let's go play!" I put An Meng's shoulders on my shoulders and walked out.

"Hey Xiaoxi—" Liangliang stopped me and paused, "Forget it, let's go together, if something happens, we can take care of it."

"Haha! Good! Let's go!"

A group of us slipped out of the camp, and I went to chat with the patrolling soldiers, and then set out the location of Tucheng, and told them that we were going to the toilet together, but they didn't care, and let us go.

Hehehe, I haven't done anything bad for a long time, don't tell me, my hands are still itchy!

……

The few of us trotted all the way to Tucheng, thinking that we should hurry up and do something bad while it was dark, and it would be easier to escape if we were discovered under the cover of darkness.

It may have been less than half an hour after running, and I was so tired that I was wheezing.

"Here we are." Liangliang walked in the front, stopped suddenly, and half-bent, we also quickly half-squatted, watching from a distance.

Hey, this earth city is really an earth city, the surrounding area is empty, not a single grass grows, and there are huge loess boulders all over the ground. The few of us are hiding in the shadow of a boulder.

Tsk, this is a bit difficult. The surroundings of Tucheng have a wide field of vision. If we walk over like this, we will be discovered by someone.

"It seems that there are no guards on the city wall!" Someone said something, what the hell?We hurriedly searched for the city wall, eh!There is really no one guarding it, this shit, God help me!

Probably as I guessed, these people let down their vigilance after finishing their work in our barracks today.

"This city wall is so high, we can't climb in."

When I heard it, ouch, it's really, it's twice as high as the courtyard wall in the General's Mansion, who the hell can get in there! ?No wonder it is said that this earth city is impregnable.

"What should I do?" Several little guys looked at me.

"Uh..." I scratched my head, I didn't know this place was so high when I came here... It's embarrassing now...

"The drain. Let's search carefully around the city wall, and we will definitely find the drain!"

Eh, yes!Why didn't I expect that, I looked at Liang Liang, and gave her a thumbs up, witty!

"Let's act, everyone, be careful and use the boulder as a cover as much as possible."

"it is good."

Not long after, An Meng discovered something.

Hey, a drain about half a meter high, tsk...why does it look like a dog hole...

It is estimated that there is a problem with adult drilling, but it is appropriate for children to drill.

"Okay, let's go in." As I said that, I poked my head in and took a look, making sure there was no one around, so I went in directly.

"It's okay, come in..." When I turned around, I saw An Meng's fat face in front of me, and this guy frowned like he was constipated, "Oh... I... I seem to be... stuck... "

Ma De... let you eat less in normal times, and let me lose the chain at the critical moment!

I squatted down and took a look, the whole body was stuck outside from the stomach, and I couldn't get in at all, "Okay, don't bother, you and An Wei will meet outside."

"But I..."

"Be obedient, we will have fun for you." Pushing against her big fat face, she pushed it out.

……

After entering the city, we were extra careful, but there wasn't even a single patrolling soldier on each street. Isn't this ridiculous person too confident?

It’s been almost half an hour since I’ve been shopping, and I, a road idiot, stopped talking. Thanks to Liang Liang, who knew the way and led us to turn left and right, we found the reservoir by mistake!

"Wow..." When I saw this reservoir, I was immediately stunned, this shit looks like a swimming pool!Moreover, the water is deep, tsk, I guess An Luocheng would have to jump in to cover his head!

"With so much water, and the rainwater that stays when it rains, it's no wonder they've got nothing to worry about."

"Well, but that was before they met us, hehe." I sat on the ground, took off my shoes and socks, and soaked my feet in this water first.

"Xiaoxi, what are you going to do?" Liang Liang squatted next to me, dialed the water with her hands, and watched the ripples that spread out.

"Hmm... so much water, if you let it go, people will definitely find out. If you put some sand in it... um... you can still drink it after boiling it." Liangliang scratched her head, with a sad expression on her face.

"Hey, since we are here to vent our anger, it has to play a role. I think the most angry thing is not that they wake up in the morning and find that the water is gone. Moreover, there is a lot of water, but they just can't go down. Mouth." I'm going to be proud of this, my idea, absolutely no one would have thought of it!

"It makes sense, then tell me quickly, what should I do?" Several little guys surrounded me.

"I remember, I just saw a wooden cart on the street with two large wooden barrels on it. Do you know what those are for?" I pursed my lips and smiled.

"The cart?"

"You mean... that wooden cart!?" Liang Liang looked at me in disbelief.

"Hey, I remembered it too!" An Ran bluffed, pointing at me with a smirk, "Ye... Come... Xiang?"

"Haha!" I snapped my fingers at her. When these little guys heard it, some had a smirk on their faces, and some looked disgusted. I looked at the pool coolly and almost threw up, haha!

"Would this be...too...disgusting..." Liang Liang had a disgusted expression on his face.

"Hey, vent your anger!" I spread my hands, how relieved it is!

"Okay, okay, it's almost dawn, let's act quickly."

This An Ran's eyes lit up, I saw that she loves to play so much, so I let her do this disgusting thing.

She happily pushed the cart over, and An Yi and the two of them unloaded the wooden barrel and were about to pour it into the pool.

"Hey, you don't think it smells bad, just throw the bucket in together and it's over. If it splashes on you again, isn't it disgusting?" Liang Liang and I held our noses and hid far away, afraid of rubbing a little bit , since I was punished for cleaning the toilet last time, I have a shadow on this thing!

"Oh, good!" The two of them were enlightened after hearing this, lifted the lid of the wooden barrel, and threw it directly into it.

My good fellow, the clear water in this pool immediately changed color, and there were bursts of stench...

"Hey Xiaoxi, should I stir it up?"

"Ugh... you... you can do whatever you want..." This is An Ran is sick!Love playing with poop so much! ! ?

"Oh, fine." An Ran said and went to find a wooden stick...

My mother... I just kicked her in the past, almost kicking her into the cesspit...

"Okay, you are so smelly, what should I do if I wake up Xi Renchou and find him? Go, there is still work to do!" He beckoned them to run quickly.

I didn't say that the feces smelled even worse when they met water... This place is simply unbearable, I don't think it will take half an hour, it will definitely wake up a group of people!

"Let's go, granary granary."

All the way to the granary, just turned into the courtyard, hey, it's so dangerous, damn it, there are two guards sleeping at the gate of the granary, and they are snoring!

I gave Anduo a wink, and An Duo nodded, walked over cautiously, and hit the backs of the two men's heads with one blow, knocking them all out.

Take the key on them and enter the door, boy, the whole warehouse is full of piles!It's all food!

"Xiaoxi, wouldn't it be a pity if all these grains were burned..." Liangliang seemed to be a little distressed.

"Well... but... I can't think of any way to transfer this food away. It's better to burn it if you leave it for them to eat."

Hey wait, I smelled it carefully, it smells like alcohol?

"Anduo, take a look in that room, is there any wine?" I pointed to the small door next to it.

An Duo went over to look through the crack of the door, nodded, "This room is full of wine, what do you want to do?"

"Hmm..." I thought for a while and looked at Liangliang, "Liangliang, big things happen without any small details, so don't worry about these grains."

"An Yianran, come and do me a favor, An Duo, go and bring out some jars of wine." I rolled up my sleeves, "Come on, move these bags of grain and grass to the main street!"

"Main Street!? You're crazy!"

"If you want to make things bigger, if you do bad things, you don't leave a name. Then why are we making this trip? Move quickly."

Here, An Yian and I are carrying grain and grass, while Liangliang and An Duo are carrying the wine jars.

On the main street, I was fiddling with those grain bags, and the two little kids looked at me dumbfounded.

"Go to the room and have a look." I was done, and I clapped my hands.

The two guys looked at each other, climbed up to the room, "Ouch!" An Ran exclaimed.

"What are you talking about, you can't keep your voice down!"

"Oh, Xiaoxi, this is... this is the word 'an'!"

"Well, go to Anduo's and get some more jars of wine."

"okay."

……

Not long after, under my instructions, An Duo moved all the wine jars from the wine cellar to the granary, and even sprinkled a lot on those grain bags.

I held the torch and rubbed my nose, "Everyone is ready to run away. I guess it will take less than 5 minutes for them to find out if it's too hot."

"Yeah!" I turned to look at them, each with excited faces.

Hey, these little guys are not fuel-efficient lamps.

"Let's go." I led everyone back outside the house, threw the torch in, and then heard a few bang bang explosions, and I don't know the rest, because I turned around and ran after throwing the torch up~

On the main street, let Liang Liang set the fire.

Looking at the flaming "An" character, I felt an inexplicable sense of pride in my heart.

"Okay, let's go." Those explosions were so loud that I could already hear human voices.

All the way smoothly ran to the dog hole, got out to have a look, An Meng spun around the ground anxiously, "It's done, let's go."

The few of us hid under the big rocks in the distance, looked into the city, looked at the soaring flames, listened to the voices of people yelling and cursing, and smiled at each other, not to mention how cool it was!