[Transmigration Book] The author also came to grab the heroine

After resting in the room for two days, my mental state improved a lot.

Looking at myself in the bronze mirror, the eye sockets are still red and swollen, and the corners of the mouth are still black and blue, don't tell me, I found my face, with some scars, very attractive!

Lying on the bed for the past two days, I often hold the bronze mirror in my arms, and I can look at it all day long. It’s not boring at all, really.

He raised his hand to touch the bun, it was specially made by Liangliang in the morning to help me tie it.

I've never had long hair before, and I really can't handle it smoothly. I was taught by Liangliang to comb it twice. I guess she can't stand it anymore, so I never forced it...

I also try my best not to make a mess, and I also sleep carefully, so as to save the trouble of Liangliang.

But having said that, it is really a great pleasure for the little milk baby to help me comb my hair. She plays with my hair with her little hands and stares at me intently. I really didn't think about anything.

Okay, let's go further.

Hmm... He leaned down and rolled up the sleeves of his trouser legs, looked down at himself, with a wooden bucket in his left hand and a long-handled wooden brush in his right.This fisherman's outfit is quite similar, why do you ask me to dress like this?

oh.Do big things, always have an attitude.

……

"Uh... um... vomit..." This is the sixth time that Dad ran out and retched... I vomited all the food I ate in my life! !

"Cough cough... vomit..."

"Ah...huh..." Sitting on the ground, he let out a long breath, and quickly took a few breaths of fresh air.

So disgusting...so fucking stinky! ! !Damn, I'm about to spit out my gall!

Goubi Guyan really knows how to play!Ask me to clean the latrine... I was too naive, why didn't I think of it at the time, this ancient latrine was dirty and smelly, it was basically a hole dug in the ground, and two wooden boards were built for you to step on, there was no impact at all water system……

Fuck, I miss my flush toilet, I miss my tile floor! !

Ten days... Don't say ten days, I can't stay here for 10 minutes! !

And there are even more irritating ones!As soon as I wiped the pedals clean, someone came to the toilet. I didn't say, why... why are you so many?

The pedals are dirty for me, I don't know if it's dirt, or... what...

I fucking wipe the pedals with a wooden brush, and when I lower my head, I can see what's in the pit... so what... don't look down, it's easy to put the wooden brush in the pit...

I really... I'd rather let Gu Yan beat me up again than clean the toilet again!

……

"Ugh... it stinks..." A little maid ran into the courtyard, looked at me, and covered her nose.

"Nonsense, why don't you clean it?" Dad gave her an angry look, I just finished cleaning the pedals! !Hiss, hey?This little maid looks familiar.

The little maid curled her lips and was walking towards the latrine.

"Hey hey." I lifted the wooden brush and shook it in front of her.

"Hey, what are you doing!" The guy backed away with a look of disgust, lowering his head to check if there was anything on his body...

"Hiss... how do I remember, you are the maid in the east courtyard, right? You don't go to the latrine in the east courtyard, but come to the west courtyard? It's so far away, you can hold it back." You grinned, with a bad face Looking at her with a smile.

"Why...why, isn't the latrine just for people to use!" The little maid had an unnatural expression on her face, and her neck was stuck.

"Hmph. Anwei asked you to come." The latrine in the east courtyard should be punished by Anwei. I said why so many people come to the latrine one after another. I guess that bastard Anwei drove everyone here The side is coming!

"I...uh..." The little maid didn't speak.

"Go, go, go, come if she tells you to come? Then I'll let you go back. Go." He waved the little maid away.

"Hey, why are you unreasonable? Isn't the toilet just..."

"Do I need to reason with you?" He waved the wooden brush that was accidentally thrown into the pit just now, and waved it in front of the little maid, "Go or not?" He looked at her with raised eyebrows.

The little maid hurriedly covered her nose with a look of disgust, "There is something wrong with you..." she turned and ran away.

Hmph, this little Anwei, who doesn't have a long memory, is fighting with me?OK, come on!

Dad stopped sweeping, took the wooden brush that was stained with Xiang, sat down at the moon gate, blocked the door, and hummed a little song, leisurely.

"Hey, what are you doing? Get out of the way, I'm going to the toilet." Called the little maid who didn't know where.

I looked up at her, grinned, and shook my head with disgust on my face, "I advise you, don't go. This morning, people from the whole mansion came here to solve the problem, there is overflowing It's gone! I just took a look, and there's not even a place to stay." Speaking of overflowing, I deliberately emphasized my tone and tightened my nose. "That courtyard is simply not a place for people to live in. I couldn't stand it without you looking at me, and I ran out to catch my breath. It's really, tsk, it's so disgusting." I felt like I was about to throw myself up.

"Really...Really?" The little maid was dubious, with an unnatural expression of disgust on her face, and looked into the courtyard.

"Why am I lying to you, oh yes, you want to go to the toilet, I'm not in the way, you go first, you go first." Moved to the side, let out the door.

"Uh...forget it...forget it, I'd better go somewhere else..." Holding his nose, he left.

"Hey... hey, you are in a hurry to go first!" He shouted at her twice, this guy ran even faster.

"Hey, hahaha..." Well, it's fun, haha.

This trick really worked. In one afternoon, seven or eight waves of people were blocked by me. I guess that An Wei was about to explode, hahahaha.

Seeing that the sky is getting dark, one day has passed, but there are still nine days left!If this continues, I will definitely stink to death in here!

No, I still have to find Gu Yan and ask her to commute my sentence!

I raised my hand and fanned it. I didn’t dare to wipe the sweat on my face. I’m a clean freak. When I touched the long rod of the wooden brush with my hand, I felt very dirty, and there was a smell on my sleeve. .

Eh!Fuck?What do you want?Isn't that Gu Yan! ?

Busily stood up and went back to the courtyard, holding on to the moon door to look around secretly, the person in the distance walking here clutching his stomach is really Gu Yan!

Ouch, it doesn't look like she's here to inspect the work, hey, what a great opportunity!hey-hey……

Abba took a deep breath, tied his belt around his nose, held the bucket, and opened the wooden door.

Can not bear to look……

Tilting his head, with one eye closed, he poured the bucket of water directly on the pedal.

Fuck, Fuck, don't splash it!

Look at the splashed pant legs...I'm going to throw these pants away when I get back...

"Huh..." I turned my back and took a few mouthfuls of oxygen...

"Cough." He cleared his throat.

Hold the wooden brush to brush the pedals, control your eyes as much as possible, don't squint...

"Heaven is about to send a great mission to the people—" Turning his head to the outside of the courtyard, he shouted while pulling his neck.

"You must first suffer from your will—work—your—muscles and bones—"

Listening carefully, Gu Yan's footsteps were getting closer.

"Hungry for his skin—"

"Empty of the body—walking disturbs what it does—"

Gu Yan seemed to have slowed down, and Dad was busy wiping the floor.

"So tempted to endure—"

"I have benefited from it—"

"cough……"

There was a light cough at the door, I turned my head to look, I had to pretend not to know, I was startled, "Ouch! Master, why are you here?"

"Are you here to inspect the work? Then wait a moment, I just wiped it seven times, wait for me to wipe it twice, and then come and see, ah." He turned his head and continued to wipe the pedals.

Hehe... Cough, I can't laugh, I can't laugh, I quickly put away the inadvertent smile on my face.

"Cough... that's fine, you can wipe it later, I'll..."

"Oh, that's not okay! This is the task assigned to me by the master! Oh no, this is my punishment from the master! I can't neglect it!" She looked at her seriously.

"Tsk... hiss..." Gu Yan frowned.

"Master, are you here to test me? Don't worry, I have deeply realized my mistake, and I will accept the punishment honestly, and clean the toilet meticulously!"

"Besides, the master treats me so well, how can I let the master down again? Look at me, I am stupid, I have no talent for anything, and I am not as smart as my sisters. But even so, the master has not given up on me, How can I not be grateful! The master punished me, it was for my own good, I must make a good appearance, even if it is cleaning the toilet, I will make this toilet the cleanest toilet in the entire government!" Patting his chest, he clenched his fists to show Gu Yan, expressing his determination.

Gu Yan's face twitched slightly, he wanted to laugh but couldn't, he wanted to get angry, but there was no reason.Looking at me dumbfounded.

"Okay. Well, okay." Nodding, probably out of breath, unable to speak well.

He pointed at me and thought for a while, "Then you don't need to sweep for now, you are allowed to go outside the courtyard to rest for a while." Then he walked to the toilet.

"Hey! How can I do that!" He took Gu Yan's hand and pulled her back.

"In order to show my determination to correct my mistakes, I imposed a fine on myself! In these ten days, I can't stop for a moment, and I can't even leave this courtyard. I'm ready, and I'll sleep here tonight." After finishing speaking, he nodded at Gu Yan, as if what he said was true.

"Hmph, okay." Gu Yan smiled angrily and nodded, "Then you just sweep here, don't let me rest for a moment!" said angrily, turned around and left.

Tsk, could it be that she saw my intentions because I talked too much?

But, hey, I'm not afraid.You have to walk for a quarter of an hour to the nearest latrine. I don't believe you can hold it back after grinding for so long!

"Yes! Master, don't worry!" He shouted towards the outside of the courtyard, then turned around and fiddled with the small wooden brush.

Five...four...three...two...

There was a rush of footsteps...

"Anxi, you don't need to clean the toilet anymore, go back and copy "The Analects" ten times." Gu Yan hurried over and pulled me away.

"Yes! Master!" shouted in her ear.

She froze, and turned to look at me.

"Hey! Thank you, Master. Hahahaha——" Abba turned around and ran away, not giving her a chance to speak!

"you……"

Bounced all the way out of the yard, turned around and looked, hey!This guy actually chased me to the courtyard gate and looked at me.

"Master, go to the toilet quickly, don't hold back!" She shouted to remind her.

"You—" I saw her pointing at me, then hurriedly clutching her stomach, stomping her feet, and went to the toilet.

Slightly slightly.