At the feet of the Son of Heaven, there are all hooligans

Award, my heart is full of satisfaction.

While talking, the pictures of the past flashed one by one.

It seems to be a long time ago, that bastard Ji Zhuo showed embarrassment, and what he said could piss people off. I have been very busy recently, and I haven’t written a poem to praise myself for a long time. I have been very busy these days, and I am in a daze. I have depression and want to travel in the mountains and rivers...

In the prime minister's mansion, the person who claimed to write a fu stayed up all night to check the history of droughts and floods in the southwest. The drought plan was meticulous and thorough, and he could not find a single flaw.For such a big case in Pizhou, Ji Zhuo dug up the corrupt officials in Pizhou without making a sound.

He said that in my eyes you are just someone I like,

He once said helplessly, when will you be able to hide behind me and let me protect you?

He also said at the time that even if he doesn't remember anything, he will still fall in love with you at first sight.

Bastard, who would believe it...

That bastard once made me so sad, what kind of snowman laying on the bed, he said all the words, but he walked away coolly and unrestrainedly.

Even if I don't remember anything, I dare to commit the following crimes. Every time I think I'm used to it, but I still want to strangle people with red faces.

The whole world is his admirers, which sucks.The poor and the poor in the dilapidated house can also use their good looks to cheat food, drink and girls.

He also cheated on the marriage, Ji Zhuo, you dare to marry the emperor?

When he doesn't understand his thoughts, he is often awkward, confronts him everywhere, inquires about him intentionally or unintentionally, and inexplicably makes trouble for him. Isn't that like what is it?No wonder everyone said it was ambiguous.

Knowing his thoughts, he made himself feel guilty, and was so angry that he gritted his teeth. When the man said something like "the emperor is ruthless", "the emperor is ruthless", "exchanging feelings", "the lady is good", "the concubine is heartbroken", he just opened his mouth. Heavy sample.

Later, it developed to "emperor", "hua'er", "sister-in-law", "lady", "husband", "daughter-in-law", "baby and his mother" in turn according to the mood, messy, everything follows what.

"That's right," Ye Jinghua couldn't help but smile, "How nice Ji Xiang is."

Others heard it heartbroken, but Ye Jinghua didn't notice the indulgence in her tone.

Later Ji Zhuo mentioned it.

Ye Jinghua didn't take it seriously, "Don't you know how superfluous those people are?"

Ji Zhuo smiled and took a step back, "I'll just listen to the original version."

"I said at the time," Ye Jinghua pouted, with a look of disgust, "it's all right, hooligan."

"What else?" Ji Zhuo laughed.

"It's not good, it's not good anyway." Ye Jinghua refused to admit it, and the smile that fell quietly made her eyebrows and eyes more delicate.

The sun shines in through the gap in the window, covering a few scattered hairs with a layer of gold. The smiling face between the brows coincides with the boy from many years ago. The familiar touch is real.

"But," Ji Zhuo shaved his face, looked at people, as if he could never see enough, "Hello, you are very good..."

Ji Zhuo just smiled, raised his fingers, and scratched the back of the man's head lightly, but didn't say anything behind.

The most common ones are fierce, good occasionally, well-behaved occasionally, subconscious facial paralysis, light laughter without knowing it, your duplicity is good, when you are confused and stupid, you are so good, so good, so good I dare not touch it, I am afraid it is a dream...

That serious little prince always pretends to be like an adult, small and not very skillful in raising his eyebrows.There was anger in his voice, "Ji Zhuo, read a book."

I prefer to watch you, see you become angry with embarrassment, see your teeth and claws, see you blushing with embarrassment when you drool on the book when you doze off.

The emperor who had just ascended the throne looked down at the court with a stern expression, but his gaze always fell on the prime minister involuntarily.I don't know what to think about all day long, and when the two of them are alone, they also "stay away from me" and "Ji Xiang is fine."

When he was awake, the clouds were calm and the wind was breezy, "The Prime Minister has so many sweethearts", "Choose a wife for Brother Ji?"

Drink when you are sad, confess your love when you are drunk, post it like a soft glutinous rice ball, and say "I like you" one by one, like pouring out the love words that you can't usually say.

Obviously so fierce, but the action of wiping the little fox with a big towel is so gentle, saying that he is soft-hearted, but he is merciless in punishing the father and son.

In the red gauze tent, she curled her lips and raised her eyebrows, fierce and angry, but she still couldn't hide her shyness and nervousness. She said "fraudulent marriage" one after another, as much as she was unwilling in her words, she hugged her tightly.

……

There are so many fragments, all of you, the complete you, the unknown you.

That's right, I just like your seriousness, I like your awkwardness and rudeness, your face is paralyzed, I like your blushing and angry, I like your panting and taking the initiative..., how lucky I am to be able to enjoy this beautiful scenery.

"Hua'er," Ji Zhuo's lips rubbed gently on the human lips, and Ren's soft words overflowed from the cracks that appeared from time to time, "I'm not good?"

"Hmm." Ye Jinghua lowered her eyelashes.

Ji Zhuo was not discouraged, and continued to ask in another way, breathing lightly on his face, "I'm very nice, aren't I?"

Ye Jinghua said sullenly, still using the same word, "En."

Ji Zhuo left his lips, and the smile on his face was exaggerated.

Ye Jinghua lowered her eyes and said in a low voice, "Excellent."

Afterwards, her face turned red, and she was less promising than the person she was laughing at.

Because Ji Zhuo whispered in his ear, "every word you say, to me, is the most beautiful love words."

(End of the article)

The author has something to say: It's over, everyone enjoy reading this article.

One newcomer, thank you for being with me for so many days, so I want to say, "The little angels are also very good."

bow!

There are a few episodes~

☆, Extra Story: Cold War ([-])

The emperor and the prime minister are in a cold war!

I don't know who discovered it first, anyway, it was like a pebble hitting the surface of the water, causing circles of ripples from the inside out.Once in the palace, it was passed on to ten, ten to a hundred, and soon everyone knew it.Everyone was tacitly a little excited, especially unkind.

The real confirmation is this morning.

The people on the throne were more stern than usual. All the ministers kept their necks still and secretly glanced at the prime minister, only to find that he also had a cold face.

All the ministers reported the important matter tremblingly, for fear of being caught by their pigtails and sent to the frontier.

After the performance, his emperor was expressionless, and he didn't know whether he had listened or not.Then the hall was silent for a few seconds.

Just when everyone was confused, Ye Jinghua's cold voice sounded, "Doctor Shi."

Before he had time to light the wax for himself, Mr. Shi hurried out, "The minister is here."

"Is Jinzhou under your jurisdiction?" Ye Jinghua asked.

When Mr. Shi heard the word "Jinzhou", his legs became weak from fright, and he said tremblingly, "Yes."

"What's going on recently?" Ye Jinghua asked calmly.

The rest of the people didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the emperor's gourd, so they didn't dare to take it out.

"Back to the emperor," Doctor Shi was not calm, his heart was raised in his throat, and his scalp was numb, "There is nothing serious for now."

"What about the prefect of Jinzhou?" Ye Jinghua raised her eyebrows and said sharply.

"Emperor, Your Majesty," Doctor Shi knelt down with a plop, "I beg your Majesty to clarify."

"Is that precious mink fur useful?" Ye Jinghua asked coldly.

"No," Mr. Shi suddenly remembered that there was such a thing. At that time, the magistrate had a request for him, but he was rejected by him. Doctor Shi hurriedly said, "Please trust me, your majesty, my loyalty can be learned from heaven."

"Your loyalty can be learned from," Ye Jinghua said, "Can you guarantee the loyalty of those around you?"

"Your Majesty—" Doctor Shi looked surprised, obviously still kept in the dark.

"Why don't you ask your good son?" Ye Jinghua said coldly.

"Your Majesty," Doctor Shi understood somewhat, knowing that it had something to do with his idiot, so he could only bow his head and beg, "I beg Your Majesty to be merciful."

"I will never interfere in Aiqing's family affairs." Ye Jinghua said slowly.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." After a while, Doctor Shi only felt cold sweat dripping down his back.

The court hall was shrouded in a cold air, and all the ministers felt panicked, and they only hoped to go to court soon.

"I hope that all the Qing family will give some light on state affairs recently," Ye Jinghua paused, "especially individual officials."

All the ministers trembled when they heard the words.

"For example?" Ji Xiang's voice sounded, as if he was fighting someone.

All the ministers want to cry but have no tears, prime minister, just be obedient and not talk stubbornly, that master is on fire, and it will be us who will suffer then.

"Prime Minister is the leader." Ye Jinghua narrowed her eyes.

"Chen?" Ji Zhuo chuckled lightly, practicing Tai Chi with the emperor, neither of them gave each other any steps, "Why did the emperor say that?"

"Cough!" Hua Rongyue wanted to remind the prime minister to take it easy, but unexpectedly this cough attracted everyone's attention

Hua Rongyue smiled awkwardly.

"What's the matter?" Ye Jinghua frowned.

Hua Rongyue: "...No, nothing."

After speaking, I felt a little timid, and continued, "Leave Ji Xiang's ideological work to the minister."

As soon as the words fell, Hua Rongyue received gazes from all directions, some admiring his courage, some condemning him for being pretentious...

"Then there is General Laohua." Ye Jinghua raised the corners of her lips.

Hua Rongyue waved her hands and said modestly, "No, no—"

"General Hua is really kind," Ye Jinghua smiled, and then squinted at Ji Zhuo, "Even Ji Zhuo won't give up."

Hua Rongyue: "..."

All the ministers: "..."

Ji Zhuo: "..." Twice!

After finally reaching the next court, everyone rushed to the front and scattered.

In the prime minister's mansion, Ji Zhuo slowly flipped through the book and asked, "What do you eat?"

The secret guard reported in detail that there were meat and vegetables, three dishes and one soup, and there was an extra meal at night.

Is it so good to have a good appetite after arguing?Ji Zhuo frowned, "How does it look like?"

The dark guard said calmly, "The emperor went for a walk in the imperial garden this morning, then fed the fish, and practiced swords in the afternoon, uh... and..."

"What?" Ji Zhuo asked.

The dark guard said with difficulty, "And smiled at the maid at the gate of the palace."

"Laugh?" Ji Zhuo quickly grasped the point and narrowed his eyes, "Are you sure it's not a facial twitch?"

"...", the dark guard struggled for a moment, but said honestly, "No."

After speaking, you can feel the chill emanating from the prime minister.

Ji Zhuo gritted his teeth, four times!

In the imperial study room, Ye Jinghua had no expression on his face, "Speak."

"Go back to the emperor," the dark guard lowered his head, "The prime minister went directly to the Zuixiang Tower after he came down—"

"What!?" He was interrupted as soon as he opened his mouth.

The dark guard repeated, "...the prime minister went directly to the Zuixiang Building after he came down."

Ye Jinghua waved her hand, "Continue."

"Stayed in there for three hours—"

"What!?" Ye Jinghua clenched her fists.

The dark guard repeated, "...stayed inside for three hours."

Ye Jinghua gave him a "continue" look.

"When you come out, there's a sense of spring, and your steps are floating——"

Hearing a "pop", the pen in Ye Jinghua's hand broke in two, and calmly said, "Continue."

Fortunately, the dark guard has a strong heart, "After returning to the Xiangfu, I stayed in the study for half an hour, and then painted in the long pavilion—"

"Draw what?" Ye Jinghua just asked casually.

"Return to the emperor," An Wei said, "The painting is a picture of a beauty."

Ye Jinghua's face was so dark that she couldn't look at it, "Continue."

"Yes," the dark guard came one by one, and there were even details, "I recruited a few hot dancers at night, and then the lights in the room went out, and it was pitch black. There was a thumping sound."

"Crack", Ye Jinghua broke another pen, the one surnamed Ji is unforgivable!

In the past few days, the secret guards of the Jifu and the palace have been running around, it is very hard, and they can meet each other frequently.

The secret guard of the Ji Mansion blinked, "Brother, let's exchange some information."

The secret guard of the palace was very generous, "The prime minister went to Zuixiang Tower today and stayed for three hours."

The secret guard of the Ji Mansion suddenly paled, "Don't, you don't need to say this!"

"It's your turn?" The palace guards were unmoved.

The secret guard of the Ji Mansion shared with others boldly, "When the emperor was resting, he flipped through the portraits of beautiful girls sent over."

Palace hidden guard: "...you don't need to talk about this."

So the two secret guards reached a consensus, and within a few days they seized a lot of important news, and later developed into getting news directly from the other party.

Ye Jinghua asked, "What about who?"

The dark guard clasped his fists, "Prime Minister didn't sleep last night."

Ye Jinghua raised her eyebrows, "...in Zuixianglou?"

The dark guard said rightly, "In the study."

Ye Jinghua, "With the dancing girl?"

"No," An Wei said, "read at night with the lamp on."

The corners of Ye Jinghua's eyes twitched, what the hell?

In Ji's mansion, the secret guard reported, "The emperor doesn't eat or drink, he approves the memorial for a whole day, and at night he returns to the palace to toss and turn, unable to sleep, looking depressed."

Ji Zhuo coughed lightly, "Be more specific."

The hidden guard: "..." That's all the hidden guards in the palace said.

"For example," Ji Zhuo said slowly, "Can someone persuade the emperor not to eat or drink? Is it because the food is not to your liking or for other reasons? If the food is not to your liking, do you know what kind of food the imperial study room made that day? How does the emperor respond?" In the bedroom? Is there a bath?"

The dark guard laughed dryly, "How could the subordinates know what happened in the bedroom?"

"It makes sense," Ji Zhuo nodded in agreement, and asked again when the dark guard thought he had escaped, "How did you know that the emperor tossed and turned, couldn't sleep, and looked depressed?"

The hidden guard: "..." Damn it, your thinking is so meticulous!

"So?" Ji Zhuo raised his eyes slightly.

The dark guard looked aggrieved, so he had no choice but to tell everything.

Ji Zhuo touched his chin, a calculating light flashed in his eyes, "That's it."

Well, for the sake of the little facial paralysis, five times.

When exchanging information again, the secret guards of the Ji Mansion did not mention being exposed by the prime minister.

The secret guard of the palace said a long list, why my emperor is approving memorials again, he is very diligent, eats only a little bit of food, and always reads Ji Xiang's name in his dreams...

The dark guard of the Ji Mansion calmly said four words, the prime minister was seriously ill.

Oh, so Ji Zhuo didn't go to court the next day.

Ye Jinghua frowned, "How could you be sick?"

"Subordinates don't know." Really don't know.

Ye Jinghua stood up, sat down after thinking about it, and said calmly, "What's going on now?"

The dark guard pondered for a moment, then asked unsurely, "...heavy?"

Ye Jinghua glanced over.

The dark guard's face was firm, and his voice was loud, "Seriously ill!"

"It deserves it." Ye Jinghua lowered her eyes, panicking in her heart, what's the matter with me?Let you mess around in Zuixianglou all day long!

On the second day, the dark guard brought information, and the prime minister vomited blood.

Ye Jinghua froze for a moment, gritted her teeth and cursed, bastard!

"What was the emperor's reaction when he heard it?" Ji Zhuo was triumphant, as if he was sure that the man would not think about eating and drinking after he knew about it, wishing he could fly to the prime minister's mansion to see him.

"The emperor said," the dark guard hesitated for a while, then said, "It deserves it."

Ji Zhuo: "..." Seven times!

Afterwards, it was heard again and again from the hidden guard, "The prime minister's face is pale."

"The prime minister's face is ashen."

"The prime minister coughed all night."

"The prime minister can't get out of bed."

"The prime minister's nails have turned black."

"The prime minister's hair has fallen out."

"No, the prime minister is dying!"

Ye Jinghua nodded faintly, expressing that he understood. Although he understood that the information was half-truth and half-false, he couldn't believe it all, but he was still blocked in his heart, and he was absent-minded all the time. Character.

Ji Xiang in the Prime Minister's Mansion was lying on the bed, his face pale, and his eyes were staring out of the window. This scene had been rehearsed many times.

Ji Zhuo lay down for several hours, his whole body was exhausted, his legs and feet were numb, and he stared out of the window sadly, if his emperor didn't come, he would make a fake show for real.

nine times.Ji Zhuo narrowed his eyes.

Lying down until dark, Ji Zhuo stared blankly at Fangliang, his heart full of paralysis, tsk tsk, it's so cruel, it's been a cold war for a few days...

The window "squeaked", and a cool wind from outside blew in.

The man in black tiptoed close to the bed, his body froze when he saw the person on the bed, and his longing for many days suddenly rushed up.

The author has something to say: Ye Jinghua: Why do we have a cold war?

Ji Zhuo silently looked at a certain author.

An author (vague): You must have done something wrong~

Ye Jinghua also looked at a certain author.

A certain author: Well, my bad taste...

☆, Extra Story: Cold War ([-])

It wasn't such an exaggeration at first, but only when I saw the person lying on the bed did I understand how deeply I missed him.

"Cough..." Ji Zhuo coughed and curled up slightly.

Ye Jinghua felt distressed for a while, walked to the bed and whispered, "Are you stupid?" It's only been a few days, and she has made herself like this.

The person on the bed frowned as if woken up.

Ye Jinghua caressed her master's bloodless face, and said in a hoarse voice, "Uncomfortable?"

Ji Zhuo nodded subconsciously, opened his eyes with difficulty, his eyes lit up when he saw someone, his voice trembled with surprise, "Am I dreaming?"

"Stupid." Ye Jinghua really didn't know what to do with him.

"You're finally here." Ji Zhuo reacted, coughing violently as soon as he finished speaking.

Ye Jinghua gently stroked the person's back.

"It's a bit cold." Ji Zhuo grabbed the man's sleeve.

Only then did Ye Jinghua realize that the door and window were wide open, and stood up to help someone close it. Of course, she hadn't realized it was a trap yet.

"Is it better?" Ye Jinghua helped others to tuck the quilt tightly.

"Uncomfortable..." Ji Zhuo frowned, his voice was weak and full of pain.

Ye Jinghua touched the man's forehead, then held the man's hand worriedly, and asked, "What's the pain?"

Ji Zhuo took advantage of the situation to pull, making the whole body lie on him, hugging him tightly, so fragile that people couldn't bear to push away.

"Don't make trouble," Ye Jinghua patted the person, "recover from illness first."

Ji Zhuo gave a low "um", but still didn't let go.

Ye Jinghua had no choice but to let someone hold her, suddenly felt a little choked, and frowned, "What's the smell?"

"I don't know." Ji Zhuo's voice was weak.

"Why do you smell so fragrant?" Ye Jinghua frowned, stretched her arms and wanted to get up.

But being held down by Ji Zhuo, he couldn't move.

Because she was ill, Ye Jinghua didn't dare to use too much force, she pushed him symbolically, but she didn't push.

Ye Jinghua narrowed her eyes, and was about to get up mercilessly, but her arms were clamped down hard and she couldn't move.

Ye Jinghua gritted her teeth, "So strong?"

Ji Zhuo leaned close to the person's ear, suppressed his voice and said, "I'm afraid my daughter-in-law will run away."

Just like a hooligan, how could there be any weakness, fragility and pain in his tone?

"You—" Ye Jinghua squinted her eyes, but she didn't realize that her hands were white.

"You actually put flour on your face!" Ye Jinghua was furious, there was no limit to playing tricks! ?

"It's gouache." Ji Zhuo corrected shamelessly by biting his earlobe.

"Let go." Ye Jinghua struggled.

Ji Zhuo coughed slightly.

"Still pretending?" Ye Jinghua was furious.

Ji Zhuo continued to cough, almost coughing up his intestines.

Ye Jinghua poked someone, "...Hello."

"Why don't you cry?" Ji Zhuo turned over and pressed the person under him, and swipe his fingers from the side of the person's face.

Ye Jinghua rolled her eyes, sure enough she was lying again.

"Do you want me?" Ji Zhuo stood up slightly and looked at the person.

"I don't want to." Ye Jinghua said clearly.

"Really?" Ji Zhuo hooked up his clothes, and narrowly said, "You are so majestically dressed like this, and you slipped into the Prime Minister's mansion late at night to see the scenery?"

"I'm here to see you off for the last time." Ye Jinghua said calmly.

"So cruel?" Ji Zhuo chuckled, pinched the earlobe and rubbed it, "Really don't want to?"

Ye Jinghua looked at him calmly, and said she didn't want to.

"Ah," Ji Zhuo sighed faintly, lowered his hands irregularly, and said vaguely, "Since I don't want to, I'll check."

"The surname is Ji," Ye Jinghua gritted his teeth, "You can't be so shameless!"

"I'm shameless." Ji Zhuo continued to poke his hands down cheekily.

"Let go." Ye Jinghua ordered.

"Don't let it go." Ji Zhuo flicked it playfully.

Ye Jinghua: "... naive or not?"

Ji Zhuo enjoyed touching it for a while, clapped his hands, and was very satisfied with his masterpiece, "It's full of energy."

Ye Jinghua's voice was a bit muffled, "...continue."

"No need for foreplay?" Ji Zhuo was surprised and delighted, picked up the quilt, and wrapped the two tightly.

"Get lost, what are you talking about!?" Ye Jinghua roared.

"What are you talking about, Your Majesty?" Ji Zhuo scratched the inside of the man's thigh with his hands, asking knowingly.

Ye Jinghua held back for a long time before saying, "Can you not give up halfway!?"

"You are the most refreshing and refined person I have ever seen." Ji Zhuo said quietly.

"Stop talking nonsense." Ye Jinghua twisted her body and finally sighed comfortably when she rubbed against the person's hand.

Ji Zhuo kissed his master's lips, intertwined with his tongue, and his hands were not idle, all kinds of good intentions and bad intentions served his emperor comfortably.

Ye Jinghua leaned against the person's arms and panted slightly, and said after a long time, "I want to go back to the palace."

"Ah?" Ji Zhuo didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Your Majesty, will you leave when you're done?"

Ye Jinghua wanted to get angry, but she still said in a good-tempered manner, "Aren't you alright?"

"How am I doing well?" Ji Zhuo rubbed his legs on the person, as if to prove, "Where is it all right?"

...Ye Jinghua could clearly feel the majesty of a certain object.

Ye Jinghua calmly and perfunctorily said, "Sleep if you solve it yourself, remember to go to court tomorrow."

Ji Zhuo's eyes are full of injuries, what do you mean, solve it by yourself?

Ye Jinghua patted the person and comforted him, "I'm back to the palace."

Ji Zhuo pressed the person down and stretched out ten fingers silently.

The corners of Ye Jinghua's mouth twitched, and she said perfunctorily, "...it looks good."

Ji Zhuo emphasized his ten fingers again.

Ye Jinghua tried to minimize the perfunctory in her tone, and tried to be as sincere as possible in her praise, "It looks good."

Ji Zhuo looked at people narrowly.

Ye Jinghua didn't understand why, so she still understood it with emotion and reasoned, "Fix it yourself."

Ji Zhuo lay next to the person's ear, with a low voice, "Ten times."

"What are you crazy about?" Ye Jinghua stared.

"Ten times." Ji Zhuo said while biting the neck of the master, "You owe me these few days."

"Why didn't I know?" Ye Jinghua was angry.

Ji Zhuo squeezed the man's waist and ignored him, "Eleven times."

"Hmm..." Ye Jinghua shuddered suddenly, but still said straight and unyieldingly, "Why did you decide on your own?"

"Twelve times." Ji Zhuo held the bright red in his mouth calmly.

Ye Jinghua gritted her teeth, "Asshole."

"Thirteen times." Ji Zhuo rubbed it with the tip of his teeth.

Ye Jinghua gasped, but still did not give in, "Can you use it up so many times?"

"Don't worry, save slowly," Ji Zhuo finally said other words besides numbers, and soon reported another number, "Sixteen."

Ye Jinghua froze, "...Shouldn't it be Fourteen's turn?"

"Eighteen." Ji Zhuo squeezed his buttocks.

Ye Jinghua: "..." Well, I won't speak.

"Since the daughter-in-law is so good," Ji Zhuo leaned into his ear, "Make up an integer, twenty."

Ye Jinghua roared, "Ji Zhuo, why don't you die!"

"Thirty." Ji Zhuo said decisively.

"..."

Ye Jinghua finally concedes defeat and surrounds people, but Ji Zhuo's bad behavior has not stopped.

The panting of the person under him became heavier and heavier, Ji Zhuo pressed against his ear, and said softly, "Who are the "individual officials" referring to in the court that day?"

Ye Jinghua hooked the man's neck, grinding her white teeth, wishing to kill him with one bite, Ji Zhuo, you little brat!

"Huh?" Ji Zhuo questioned, his hands were lit all over the place, making it even more uncomfortable to be teased by someone who was already strong.

"Hmm...it's not you..." Ye Jinghua gave in temporarily.

"I think so." Ji Zhuo gently held the person's waist, suddenly smiled evilly, and said, "Call me Ji Jiujiu."

Ye Jinghua was so stunned that she gritted her white teeth tightly, "...Are you disgusting!?"

"Hey," Ji Zhuo put in a finger, "Call once"

Ye Jinghua: "...Get out, I won't do anything with the mentally retarded."

"Just call out." Ji Zhuo coaxed, sticking two fingers in.

Ye Jinghua gritted her teeth, "I have integrity."

"Oh." Ji Zhuo believed it very much, obediently prepared for others, and then rubbed his hands, "Otherwise I won't go in."

Ye Jinghua's eyes turned red from being bullied, and she said intermittently, "Your bedding... um... can it be better!?"

Ji Zhuo sighed helplessly, so he had to change his strategy, "I like you."

Ye Jinghua finally did something she would be ashamed of all her life, "Ji Jiujiu."

"Well," Ji Zhuo moved, lying next to the person's ear, and suddenly smiled, "Ye tight."

...Ye Jinghua immediately handed in his guns and surrendered upon hearing the words, and was defeated.

"So fast?" Ji Zhuo teased unkindly.

The man's chest vibrated because he was holding back his laughter.Ye Jinghua calmed down for a while, and finally exploded, pinching the man's neck, "Are you sick!?"

Ji Zhuo doesn't care about this, and after that, there will be a night of great harmony in life.

☆, Extra Story: The past and present of a certain animal

At that time, Master Mozun faintly felt that his own beasts were in trouble.

When he rushed over at a fast speed, it was already too late.The blond boy was turning over the food on the fire, adding some firewood from time to time.

A cold light flashed in Mozun's eyes.

"Do you want to eat chicken?" Jinyan found someone staring at him obsessively, and warmly invited him.

chicken?Master Mozun's face was very ugly.

"It's so delicious!" Jinyan narrowed his eyes, took a bite out of one leg, and sighed, "Ah, delicious."

Mozun's eyes flashed, and he quickly saw the original body of the blond boy, and his face became even uglier.

fox?A stupid fox is also worthy of eating the real beast?

"Come on, those who meet have a share," Jinyan generously grabbed a chicken leg and handed it to someone, "Brother is lucky."

Bai Yi pinched the man's wrist.

"Hiss..." Jinyan gasped, "It hurts, it hurts..."

Bai Yi said coldly, "Beast."

Jinyan: "..." This person must be sick.

Silently took back his chicken leg, and took a hard bite.

"Are you provoking?" Bai Yi took it for granted that he ate his divine beast in front of him.

"Hey," Jinyan took another bite, his mouth full of oil, "I told you to eat chicken drumsticks!"

Bai Yi corrected, "That's not a chicken."

"I've done my best to a stranger like you!" Jin Yan didn't listen at all, "When did I ever be so generous?"

Bai Yi frowned, "I?"

"If it weren't for your pretty looks, do you think I would let you eat chicken drumsticks?" Jinyan gnawed while talking, but his words were correct.

So Bai Yi heard clearly, "Pretty?"

"But it's useless," Jinyan snorted, and waved his hands in disgust, "The character is too bad, no matter how good you are, it's useless."

Bai Yi's face was so dark that he couldn't look at it, and he secretly told himself that the adults should ignore the faults of the villains and not kill...

"Don't be sad," Jinyan comforted seeing the man's complexion, "If you know your mistakes, there is nothing better than that. Come on, get a chicken leg."

After speaking, he enthusiastically stuffed the chicken legs into his hands.

"Delicious." Jinyan seduced people.

The corners of Bai Yi's eyes twitched, "I don't eat meat."

Deity? "Too sad?" Jinyan stroked the man's silver hair with his greasy hand, and blamed himself, "Don't mind, I'm a person who hurts people when I talk."

Bai Yi stared at the man for a while,...it was really just a fox, not sent by the enemy to break into the interior.

"Speaking of which," Jinyan stroked again, "the hair is not bad, but it's a little gray."

"Let go." Bai Yi said.

Jinyan narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Your brother is too stingy."

The corner of Bai Yi's mouth twitched, "Your claws are greasy."

Jinyan let go of her hand resentfully, and rolled her eyes, a bitch just loves to be particular.

"You ate the divine beast under my seat." Bai Yi straightened her hair and said softly.

"Oh." Jinyan took another bite cooperatively.

Bai Yi said coldly, "I am the Demon Lord."

Jinyan smiled dog-leggedly, "Me too."

The corner of Bai Yi's mouth twitched, and with a wave of his hand, he returned to his original shape, calmly looking at the dazed golden-haired fox on the ground.

The corner of Bai Yi's mouth twitched, "You too?"

Jinyan: "Wow!"

"You ate the divine beast under my seat." Bai Yi reminded again, with a hint of danger flashing in his eyes.

Jinyan shook his tail, "Hello, my lord."

Bai Yi: "...so?"

"I vomit," the little fox pouted, "Is it okay if I vomit?"

After speaking, he retched, vomited heart-piercingly, and dizzy, as if he was about to give birth to a little fox.

Bai Yi pinched the man's neck in disgust, stopped him from moving, and said calmly, "Be my divine beast."

It's an order, not a question.

Jinyan's eyes widened in disbelief, and he shook his body, "Is it just my small body?"

"I don't dislike it." Bai Yi said.

Jinyan blinked, "Carrying you?"

Bai Yi gritted her teeth, "Who said that's what the beasts do?"

Later, the little fox realized that the mythical beast was indeed not a camel, but it was not as good as a camel to become a fox every night to warm the bed...

"Undress." Bai Yi spread her hands.

I would like to be ashamed and take off the person's coat.

"Rub your back." Bai Yi lazily leaned against the edge of the tub.

Jinyan used his sharp little claws to dig around, and soon the Mozun's back was covered with long red stripes.

"Come here." Bai Yi hooked his fingers towards the person.

Jinyan, who was huddled in the corner, swallowed, "Big, big, my lord..."

"Huh?" Bai Yi raised her eyebrows unhappily.

"Sacred beast, want to, □□?" Jinyan said weakly.

"Yes." Bai Yi said it as a matter of course.

Jinyan's heart was ashamed, and he hugged her as if accepting his fate.

Bai Yi said uncomfortably, "I'll hug you."

"Oh." Jinyan silently let go of her hand.

Bai Yi felt uncomfortable again, coughed lightly, "... hug me."

"Oh." Jinyan put his paws on it again, curled his lips silently, it's really hard to serve.

Jinyan doesn't know when he fell in love with that Mozun, but what is certain is that Mozun fell in love with himself first.

No, I only liked it at that time, but I didn't go to it.

At that time, Bai Yi stared at the little fox obsessively, full of tenderness.

The little fox trembled, and was terribly frightened, "Big, big, lord?"

"I don't like you calling me that." Bai Yi said seriously.

"You eat this." The little fox silently pushed the carrot in front of the person.

"You eat," Lord Mozun smiled indulgently, "I like to watch you eat."

Little Fox: "...I don't like carrots."

For the next week, Mr. Mozun cooked chicken drumsticks in different ways for every meal.

When Master Mozun looked at Jinyan affectionately again, Jinyan finally opened his mouth with difficulty, "You, do you like me?"

"I don't know," Master Mozun thought for a while, and said honestly, "I like the night more and more, because you are in the bed."

Sure enough, the little fox covered his face when he heard the words, committing crimes, committing crimes.

So the little fox was very scheming and didn't make it clear, time slipped away like this.Until the warmth of spring and the blooming of flowers, it is the annual estrus season again.

"I want to go back to the Yaozu." The little fox didn't dare to imagine what he would do to them.

"No." Bai Yi resolutely refused.

The little fox protested, "...you don't even ask why."

"Don't ask." Lord Mozun was very self-willed, and he didn't ask if he didn't ask.

So it was a tragedy that night, or rather, the little fox was a tragedy.

It was a night of dry wood and fire, provocative, unbearably spring, full of spring, the little fox in heat was simply overwhelming, and the devil, who had always been ascetic, also re-examined himself.

Sometimes the little things can make people angry, sometimes cling to people and say "adult", sometimes they leave home with a sack of chicken legs on their backs, but most of the time they still sleep soundly in their arms.

Bai Yi likes to watch people squint their eyes, and hundreds of years have passed just by looking at them.

I have experienced the ability of small things to cause trouble, but I never thought that he would dare to steal the thousand-year-old demon stone from the demon world.

Stupid, do you want to tell yourself?Bai Yi gritted his teeth.

When Bai Yi broke into the important person in the demon world, Jin Yan had already been sealed.

Bai Yi didn't care about these things, he made a big disturbance in the world of monsters and monsters, and the world was turned upside down. Seeing that they had played too much, the old-fashioned elders made amends and apologized, and finally discussed with Bai Yi, "This is a doom for Jinyan. , how about letting Jinyan go to the human world?"

Bai Yi narrowed his eyes.

The elders shivered, "If you find it, you can bring it back."

Bai Yi jumped up and raised his eyebrows.

The elders gritted their teeth, "I promise not to make him suffer."

"What guarantee?" Bai Yi snorted coldly.

The elders silently gave the thousand-year-old demon stone to others.

Bai Yi took it over with disdain, and turned upside down, "I just barely believe you."

The elders felt distressed for a while.

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