passion story
Chapter 2 - He wondered why this writer was so sought after by so many people.
Then Chapter 3, Chapter 4... can't stop.
It wasn't until "No update" was displayed on the computer screen that Wu Tian came back to his senses, it was already past eleven o'clock.
Wu Tian leaned back on the chair and let out a long breath.
Really didn't expect it.
After reading Chapter 1, he thought it was just a story about Prince Charming and Cinderella, but as the story developed, he found that he was completely wrong.
What Trash wants to tell is not a heart-pounding romantic love story at all.In other words, there is a rapid heartbeat - but it is because of fear, Wu Tian can be sure that every reader is the same as himself, thinking to himself, don't fall down again.
The boy who hangs out at the bottom of the city pushes away another boy's hand time and time again, but wakes up crying from his dream on a moonless night.
The opponent was a ball of light, and he jumped off the cliff, making the ball of light gradually become a blurred point.
What the trash wrote was the process of the light becoming smaller and smaller in his field of vision.
I have to admit that Waste has a special magical power. His language is not exquisite, and sometimes he even uses wrong words, but he can always accurately describe the pain and powerlessness that forced himself to despair after seeing the vague hope.Strong emotions are like a small hammer that strikes hard on the tip of the heart.
Wu Tian clicked on Trash's Weibo homepage.
Flipping through Weibo one after another, Wu Tian felt like a thorn in his throat.
I always feel that the person who tweets and the person who writes the article are not the same person.
Completely different from the gloomy and hopeless style of the novel, Waste's Weibo can be said to be lively and lovely——
"I'm starving to death without dinner! Please feed me!!!"
"I met a fool today, I was so mad TT"
"Hey hey, are you still waiting for the update? Well, I updated it!"
……
How can one person have such a big contrast?
A knock on the door brought Wu Tian back from his thoughts.
Wu Tian went to open the door, it was Principal Wu, holding a delicate paper bag in his hand.
Wu Tian took the heavy bag from Principal Wu, when his mother came out from the kitchen and said with a smile, "Come and have a meal."
What else do dumplings have! "
Principal Wu smiled: "I think the pastries over there are very good, I bought some for you to try."
After a while, Wu Haidong also came back and had dinner.
Principal Wu is a typical strong woman who devotes herself to her career. She has a daughter, but she divorced her husband when her daughter was one year old. Not long after, her ex-husband took their daughter to the United States on the other side of the ocean.
Principal Wu and Wu Tian's parents got together and talked about their careers - which houses are worth buying to preserve their value, and whoever is planning to build a noble kindergarten can buy shares.
These things have nothing to do with Wu Tian, who spends his time in school every day.Wu Tian was also happy and at ease, it was better to bury his head in eating dumplings than to urge the marriage together as a family.
"By the way, Wu Tian," Principal Wu looked over, "Two days ago, Teacher Deng told me that your class did not do well in the final exam this time?"
Wu Tian secretly sighed, Teacher Deng really revealed this matter to Principal Wu.
"Well, compared to the previous month's exam, I dropped out a lot, and I also dropped out in Chinese, but not by a lot." Wu Tian said truthfully.
"what happened?"
"Maybe it's going to be a holiday, everyone is more impetuous."
"Wu Tian," Principal Wu smiled, but his tone was very serious: "Work hard, many eyes in the school are staring at you."
For a moment, Wu Tian had the desire to refute - if I knew this, why did you get me into No. [-] Middle School?Isn't it only for graduate students?
But this thought was only for a moment, and Wu Tian knew that he had no right to refute, because no matter how you look at it, he was the biggest beneficiary: with a lower education than other colleagues, he got the same job as them, and earned the same amount of money as them. same salary.It's all so cheap, and to refute the arrangement of the elders is to live "doing a service industry and building a landmark building".
"Well, I know, I will pay attention next semester." Wu Tian nodded obediently.
"Oh, I also heard about our Wutian." Principal Wu knew how to accept it when he was good, turned his head and said to his brother and sister-in-law with a smile.
"What?" Wutian's mother asked.
"At the beginning of this year, a new chemistry teacher came in. She is very beautiful. I asked others if Wu Tian talked about friends."
"Really?" Mom asked Wu Tian with her eyes wide open, "Didn't I hear you say that?"
"Wu Tian," compared to his mother's gossip and excitement, Wu Haidong frowned: "You and Liu Ye are talking, just talk about it, don't make trouble."
Wu Tian simply wanted to escape.
"Mom, I don't know about this. I don't even know who the chemistry teacher my aunt mentioned is." Wu Tian put his chopsticks together on the bowl: "Dad, Liu Ye and I are not together."
"This nonsense again! Why is this girl not good enough for you?!" Wu Haidong scolded.
"It's not a question of whether you deserve it or not—"
"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy," Principal Wu interrupted Wu Tian with a smile: "I'm really scared of you two, if you have anything to say, let's talk it out, don't worry, ah."
"Wu Tian is not very satisfied with the girl who just said...what is her name?" Principal Wu said in a very gentle tone.
"It's not that I'm satisfied or not," Wu Tian only felt tired, "It's because I didn't have any thoughts about her from the beginning of the blind date."
"Oh, so." Principal Wu turned his head to look at Wu Haidong: "Brother, I have to tell you about this. It's not that our family's Wutian's conditions are not bad. You have nothing to worry about here. Wutian and this girl have no fate. , don't force it."
"I know a lot of teachers, let them help Wu Tian pay attention to this point at school, let's say that the chemistry teacher in our school who inquired about Wu Tian, I think, is a very good girl—there are so many good girls. " Principal Wu continued.
Wu Tian was relieved at first, but when he heard what Principal Wu said, he immediately had two big heads: Ganqing Principal Wu thinks that there are so many girls, so he can choose slowly.Wu Tian seems to have seen the picture of himself switching from one blind date to another within a period of time in the future...
This extremely long meal of dumplings for Wu Tian was finally finished before one o'clock.
Mom called a poker buddy, and the four of them gathered for a table of mahjong.
Wu Tian went back to the house, originally wanted to take a nap, but couldn't resist turning on the computer.Bombs in Cangjiang Literature City cost five yuan each, and readers give the author a reward.
Wu Tian blew up 100 yuan for the trash in one breath, and left a message with only two words: wait for more.
Unexpectedly, there will be a reply in 10 minutes.
Author's reply: Are you frankly mentally ill?
Wu Tian was completely dumbfounded.
Should I not drop the bomb?But isn't Zheng Yan begging for bombs every day in "The Author Has Something to Say"?
Shouldn't it say "wait for more"?Well, this is barely a reminder, but aren't everyone else in the comment area urging updates?
Wu Tian bit the bullet and replied: "I think your writing is very good, is there any problem with dropping a few bombs?"
Waste immediately replied: "Why do you read my text?"
"Yan Yanran recommended it, so why are you scolding me?"
Waste no reply.
The system notifies that there is a private message.
Wu Tian clicked on it, and it was from Trash: "Just now I recognized you as someone who had a past, sorry."
Wu Tian could only reply with a string: "..."
It turned out to be a misunderstanding, Wu Tian closed the webpage.
When I woke up from my nap, it was almost five o'clock.
The sound of mahjong outside the house continued, Wu Tian washed his face and planned to read for a while.
Suddenly, the mobile phone on the bedside jingled, which was a reminder of missed calls.Before going to bed, Wu Tian turned the phone to silent.
Wu Tian unlocked it, and saw five missed calls from Zheng Yan.On WeChat, Zheng Yan sent a series of messages: "Senior, what's going on with you trash?!?!" "Senior, is there?!" "Senior, senior???" "Senior, are you angry?" "You must have some misunderstanding Right? Trash is not that kind of person!" Senior, look at Weibo, Trash has been linked and torn up. "
Wu Tian finally came to his senses when he saw the words "The trash was hung up and torn up" in the last line.
Open Weibo, the most popular Weibo at the top is a Weibo reposted by waste.
The original text is very long, Wu Tian frowned and read from the beginning to the end, to the effect that the waste has been "self-admired" for a long time. Insulting fans who dropped bombs on him is simply shameless.
Although this long Weibo has the title of "Old fans objectively say that the waste is big", the words are full of gunpowder and gunpowder.
And the trash reposted this Weibo, writing: "1. When I wrote the article, I said that I would update it from time to time. 2. I scolded that reader because of a misunderstanding, and I have apologized in private. 3. Shut up, shut you up Bird thing."
Wu Tian was taken aback for a moment, why is this trash so easy to catch, shouldn't he just ignore this kind of intentional splashing of black water?
Wu Tian clicked on the comments, and sure enough, it exploded. There were thousands of comments saying everything. Some expressed their support for the waste, some supported the long microblog author who said that the waste was too hostile, and some asked the waste to scold the readers. The matter was explained clearly, and some said that they were just passers-by to watch.
What a mess.
It was three o'clock in the afternoon when the waste forwarded this Weibo, and it has been more than an hour now.During this period, the trash didn't post on Weibo again, so he must have calmed down.
Wu Tian was planning to quit Weibo, but unexpectedly, he swiped down again and refreshed the page.
A Weibo came into view——
waste
You guys have to explain in detail, right? Okay, I'll fucking shut up after I explain.I misread the ID of that reader, it was the name of a man I liked and slept with before, we had a very unpleasant past, so I scolded him impulsively. I found out I was wrong.Again, apologies to that reader.Are you satisfied?
The author has something to say: There are quite a lot tonight...
☆, tear each other
A few minutes later, Zheng Yan sent a WeChat message: "My mother, senior, have you read the Weibo of the trash???"
"Looked."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he actually admitted! Admitted!!"
Wu Tian wondered: "Admit what, sexual orientation? Didn't he fill in the sexual orientation on Weibo as homosexuality?"
"But he never admitted it verbally! When we asked him in the author group, he would be sloppy and didn't say anything. I didn't expect that today... Maybe he was really angry."
"Oh."
"Senior, have you become a big trash fan??? Dropped so many bombs!!"
Wu Tian reflected on the screen for a long time before he understood what "my brother" meant: "I think he writes very well."
"Yes, yes, it's so beautiful! I'm going out on a date, and I'll exchange the plot with me when it's greatly updated!!"
"Well, let's go."
Wu Tian put down his phone, turned on his computer, and clicked on the folder named "Lecture Video".Principal Wu told him at the dinner table today that after school starts, the province will hold a provincial middle school teacher lecture competition, and Wu Tian must participate and get a ranking.The speaking competition is not about teachers competing to give lectures, but about the design of the course. For the same content, each teacher spends 5 minutes explaining how he or she will teach the content in a class.Wu Tian mentally felt that this competition was boring, so there was nothing to explain about it, it would be better to read two more books with the time to prepare for the competition.But Principal Wu said everything, so he had no choice but to agree.
Wu Tian stared at the video attentively. One teacher after another explained his arrangement of the courses. Wu Tian asked Wu Tian to sum up the experience of these award-winning teachers. Wu Tian found a notebook and put it on the table to read and write down—— But I really overestimated myself. In the first few videos, I was able to concentrate on watching and taking notes, but the last few videos became more and more sleepy, and the pen in my hand was scratching around on the notebook, like a Taoist talisman.
Wu Tian yawned, and just about to fall back to sleep when the door opened.
"Wu Tian, you ordered a few dishes from the Sichuan restaurant last time, we are too lazy to cook." Mom said, still holding five tubes in her hand.
"Okay, what do you want to eat?"
"Boiled fish, remember to remind the boss to order grass carp, mapo tofu, shredded bamboo shoots in cold salad, stir-fried fried wheat...Maoxuewang, oh, and the yak jerky that I ate last time, you can order whatever you want. "
"Well, I'll call now."
Mom closed the door and continued to fight for [-] rounds.Wu Tian picked up the phone, unlocked it, and two WeChat messages suddenly popped up on the screen.
Zheng Yan: "Senior...it's tearing up again...go and have a look..."
Zheng Yan: "Senior, you... have been treated like a little girl."
???
Wu Tian clicked on Weibo, refreshed, and the latest one was reposted by Zheng Yan, and the "old fan objectively said that the trash is big" came again: "What a sensation! The trash is very angry and expresses his heartbreaking past! Wow Oh, I saw a lot of girls leave a message at the trash daddy, saying don’t be sad, we love you, I feel so sorry for you, daddy... I want to ask you, trash daddy, you also use this way of pretending to be pitiful to have sex with that guy for no reason Did the girl who was scolded by you apologize? Tsk tsk tsk I can imagine that scene, the trash said, girl, even though you dropped 20 bombs on me and I scolded you, but I am pitiful, my worst Poor, you don’t have a good ID, and I’m regarded as the most hated slut, oh, I’m so pitiful, that slut hurt me very badly, so I scolded you, you have to forgive me oh, I I’m weak, I’m justified, I’ve been hurt by a slut, I’m justified~~~ My sister is soft-hearted, of course I’ll forgive you, haha. Oh yes, you kept saying that you apologized to your sister, but you haven’t seen her come out to confirm you all afternoon What about? [smile]"
Zheng Yan reposted this Weibo, but she scolded rather shamelessly: "You are too shameless! Don't we think we can't see such an obvious smearing waste?"
Wu Tian was speechless, this person made it clear that he was pouring dirty water on Waste - but his mouth is quite sharp... Waste's character that is so simple, it is estimated that he will tear it back, and then he will not describe in detail the second relationship between him and his ex-boyfriend Three things...
After hesitating for a moment, Wu Tian opened the Cangjiang Literature City.
I found his reply in the comment area, "I think your writing is very good, is there any problem with dropping a few bombs?", and clicked "Reply".
"First of all, I'm not a girl, I'm a man. Secondly, the waste did apologize to me, but there was no such thing as 'playing pitiful', he just said, 'I just recognized you as someone who had a problem before' And apologize to me, please don't make a fuss about this little misunderstanding."
After typing these few short lines, Wu Tian simply closed the page and quit Weibo on his phone.
"Wu Tian!" My mother shouted outside the door.
Wu Tian put down his phone and went out: "What's wrong?"
"I can't get away because I play cards here. I forgot to tell you just now. Let's add a dry pot duck head. Your dad said he wanted to eat it a few days ago."
"..." Damn, how could I forget this.
Wu Tian should come down, and hurried back to the room to order a meal.
After finishing the phone call, Wu Tian casually took a book from the bookshelf to read, to pass the time of waiting for dinner.I don't want to look at the phone, anyway, there must be another wave of tearing each other up, Wu Tian thought, after doing everything that can be done, if you tear it up again, it will have nothing to do with you.
The food arrived at 05:30. Wu Tian was not very hungry at first, but when he smelled the aroma of chili oil in the cold bamboo shoots, his stomach growled.
The poker friends went home, and the situation at the dinner table was the same as at noon—Wu Tian was ready to "go in the left ear and out the right ear", but he didn't expect Principal Wu to push the phone directly towards him.
"Wu Tian, what do you think of this girl?"
On the screen is a selfie of a girl with big eyes, high nose bridge and pointed chin—oh no, this chin is too fucking sharp.
Wu Tian said sincerely: "Auntie, she... uh, I'm so scared when I look at her chin."
Principal Wu smiled very understandingly: "I'm panicking too, I don't worry if you don't like this type, but I actually want you to see this girl." Principal Wu swiped his finger, and a girl changed on the screen.
Wu Tian: "..."
This girl is much more normal, her facial features are not very delicate, but she looks very quiet, she wears a pair of gold-rimmed eyes, and her long curly hair hangs docilely on her chest.
"This is a math teacher from Fifth Middle School, two years older than you—a third-year female junior holding a golden brick, it's okay to be two years old, does it fit your eyes?"
Principal Wu's question is tricky enough, does it fit your eyes?If you want to agree, you must be forced to meet; if you say you don't agree, you will definitely be scolded by Wu Haidong.
"Gu, I... don't feel very suitable."
"Want to find someone younger than you?" Principal Wu smiled, and then swiped on the phone: "This girl is my classmate's niece. She just graduated from university this summer. Take a look."
The third girl, wearing a baggy academic gown, sat on a step and smiled brightly.
Wu Tian felt like he had a fly stuck in his throat under the watchful eyes of everyone, he didn't spit it out, and he didn't spit it out.
"Om—" the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.
Wu Tian almost fell to his knees, who is this, which hero, save me from the fire and water, let me bow to you.
Taking out his mobile phone, the hero's surname is Zhou Minghe, Wu Tian smiled at Principal Wu: "Girl, I'm going to answer the phone, you guys eat first."
Then he walked quickly to the balcony as if fleeing.
"Hey?"
"I've got the address, hurry up and choose a date to invite me to dinner, it's going to take a lot of effort."
"So fast?" Wu Tian was taken aback, and only told Zhou He in the morning.
"Brother loves you," Zhou He smiled, "It took me more than two hours just to answer the phone this afternoon."
"Thank you for your hard work. It's okay to eat. If you want to eat swan meat, I'll get you." Wu Tian said with ease, but his heartbeat accelerated suddenly - can he see Nie Yuan tomorrow?
"You're so fucking stupid! You usually teach students to be so hurtful?!" Zhou He scolded with a smile: "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I will send you his address in a while."
"Okay, thank you brother!"
"Stop f***ing flattery, you have such a sweet mouth, you should tell that girl who is on a blind date with you, and tell her colleague not to pester Xue Lizhen."
"I really can't help with this."
"Hung up." After Zhou He finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
Looking at the bright red summer dusk outside the window, Wu Tian took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly.
When he returned to the dining table, his expression was the same as when he left.
"Who is it?" Mom asked.
"Zhou He."
"Oh, what's the matter?"
There was a sudden upset, probably a little bit of anger at being caught because of a guilty conscience.Wu Tian said perfunctorily, "It's nothing."
"Has Zhou He talked about friends yet?" Principal Wu asked.
"No."
"You're talking nonsense with your eyes open," my mother gave Wu Tian a blank look, "Zhou He has been talking about friends for a long time."
Wu Tian: "..." Yes, we have been talking all the time, but one, two, three, four, five, six, seven times, you know that?
"I heard from Lao Zhou some time ago," Wu Haidong said suddenly, "Zhou He plans to get married within two years."
Wu Tian remained silent, thinking that you would believe his nonsense—after all, even if he got married, he probably meant to find a girl and play as he wanted.
Wu Tian picked up Maoxuewang with chopsticks, put the rice in the bowl into his mouth, and wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin: "I'm full, eat slowly, aunt, the food in this Sichuan restaurant is very good Eat, eat more!"
After finishing speaking, he quickly flashed into the room—this day was like a big girl with yellow flowers, not daring to leave the boudoir.Wu Tian laughed at himself.
Clicking on Weibo, the reply was screenshotted by this trash and posted on his Weibo.
Scroll down again, and there is another Weibo of him——
"I x your mother, shameless, right? You say I can say whatever you want, who gave you the shame to call me a 'slut'? Stupid, mouth full of shit."
Wu Tian was ashamed, the waste was dirty enough to scold people.
There is a red "5" in the upper right corner of the small "message" envelope at the bottom.
Wu Tian opened it, and it turned out to be a private message from Trash——
"Yan Yanran told me about your Weibo."
"Thank you for replying to those words on Cangjiang. Sorry to bother you about this matter."
"I never thought I'd have male readers."
"Are you gay?"
"I saw that the address on your Weibo homepage is Gancheng. I'm also in Gancheng. Are you an adult? If you are an adult, let's meet up. Let me just say, do you want 419 tonight?"
Wu Tian stared at these few short sentences, and deeply understood what it means to "run through a hundred thousand wild horses in my heart".
... The waste is big, what is your development?
The author has something to say: I have written very smoothly these two days... Hehehe.
☆, copy
Wu Tian bit the bullet and replied, "I'm a straight man."
After a long time, the trash replied: "There is a straight man reading my article?"
Wu Tian: "Your writing is quite good, aside from the danmei elements, it's also quite good."
The private message sent was shown as "read", but the trash didn't reply.
Wu Tian closed the webpage and logged in to WeChat. Zhou He had already sent Nie Yuan's address.Xihu, 32st Floor, Building [-], Family Courtyard, No. [-] Zhengcang North Road——It was so detailed, Wu Tian bowed silently to Zhou He in his heart.
Opening the map on the phone, he quickly found this place. Looking at the small red icon on the map, Wu Tian somehow heard his own clear heartbeat.
...By the way, what reason did you use to find him?
Just say it straight.
Anyway, Nie Yuan could see his thoughts at a glance - this is probably the most direct evidence of "better life". Time has changed, and there is always some indescribable tacit understanding.
More importantly, Wu Tian didn't want to beat around the bush with Nie Yuan.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Here you are."
As soon as Wu Tian logged into "Becoming a God", he saw a fox girl shaking her head and tail flashing beside him.The fox girl's flashing movements are just like this, flicking her fluffy and fluffy tail left and right, her head moving little by little, and a pair of fox ears trembling slightly.so cute.But when Wu Tian thought that the man who manipulated this fox girl was a man, maybe he was a big man with a picky foot... He couldn't bear to look directly at her.
Lawless: "Well, do you want to do a task?"
For the past two days, DJ has been taking him to do novice tasks. His fox girl is at the full level, and she is wearing shiny equipment.Under his leadership, Wu Tian thoroughly comprehended the thrill of hugging his thighs. When other novices shouted "Please form a team" all over the world, Wu Tian had already been promoted to level 7 within two days.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Don't do it, make a copy with me."
Lawless: "Okay."
DJ sent an invitation to form a team, Wu Tian joined the team, and found that there were only the two of them in the whole team.
Lawless: "Just the two of us?" Wu Tian's Qing Pingjiang is a swordsman, and the fox girl is a mage. This lineup doesn't even have a support.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "That's it." Then he threw a teleportation talisman, teleporting the two of them to Yusu Forest.
The picture darkened, and there was a faint "rustling" sound coming from the earphones. Listen carefully, and there are strange sounds like screams and sobs mixed in.The dense leaves covered the sky tightly, and the place where Wu Tian and the others flashed was a small road in the forest. A lantern was lit at intervals on both sides of the road, but the creepy thing was that the lantern was made of white paper. As soon as it blows, the candle shadows in the gloomy white lantern shake, comparable to the scene of a ghost movie.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Don't be afraid."
His sentence is not an interrogative sentence, but a declarative sentence.
Yusu Forest was once rated as "the scariest place in "Become a God"" by players, not only because of the weird scene, but also because it is a hidden copy trigger place that top players love. Among them, not to mention being bitten to death by a wild beast that suddenly rushed up, just a few knives by top players is enough for them to lose all the equipment they have worked so hard to save - Yusu Forest is the only killer in the game. A place that won't increase the value of hatred.
This is the first time for Wu Tian to come to Yusu Forest. If you want to talk about the game screen, it is fake anyway, at most it is a little scary; as for being hacked to death by other players...
Lawless: "I'm not afraid. If it weren't for you, who would dare to cut me down." He hugged his thighs tightly.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Hehe."
Lawless: "..."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Hold on tight."
Wu Tian followed him resignedly, and the two walked slowly along the path under their feet.Yusu Forest is on a high mountain. Now we are walking up the mountain road. The road is getting steeper and steeper. At first it is very flat, but later it becomes close to the cliff. The road is so narrow that it is difficult to turn around. After entering the abyss, the road under your feet becomes intermittent, and you often lose your way when you walk. You must carefully jump to the opposite stone, a bit like jumping on the clouds in Super Mario.
DJ flicked Wu Tian farther and farther, until only his tail was left in sight, Wu Tian finally couldn't bear to stop manipulating the characters.
Lawless: "How far is it? It's my first time here, this road is too difficult to walk."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Coming soon."
Wu Tian had no choice but to continue jumping forward fearfully.
Another 10 minutes passed.
Lawlessness: "How far is it???"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Soon."
Lawless: "...how did you get there, I don't know how to do it, just turn on the voice and tell me where to step."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "My earphones are broken."
Wu Tian was speechless: "Then you go to the top of the mountain first, and then use the remote to help me jump. After finally jumping here, I fell down and resurrected to the starting point."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Why are you so stupid?"
This kind of top player's crushing of novices made Wu Tian very unhappy, but after thinking about it, if this guy gets angry and throws himself here... Wu Tian decided to temporarily abandon morality: "Well, you are right."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Are you handicapped!"
Lawless: "Yes yes yes."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "I still play games with disabled hands!"
Lawless: "...Then I won't play anymore?"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Shut up!"
Wu Tian smiled at the computer, and suddenly felt that this person was a bit like a martial arts master in Jin Yong's novels.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Stay here!"
Lawless: "Okay!"
Wu Tian stood motionless on the small rock, and the big furry tail of the fox girl gradually disappeared from sight.Wu Tian didn't know how long it would take to reach the top of the mountain, so he was bored, so he chatted with the DJ: "Why are you so skilled, you used to climb this mountain often?"
DJ doesn't answer.
Wu Tian continued to ask: "What kind of dungeon is on the mountain? It's so difficult to get close to it. I guess the two of us will die if we go in."
DJ still does not return.
Wu Tian suddenly realized a terrible possibility, and hurriedly said: "DJ??? You fell???"
A few seconds later, a line of bright yellow words appeared on the channel: Player "Would you love me if I were a DJ?" Failed in the instance of [Climb to the Top of Yusu Mountain]!
Wu Tian suddenly realized that climbing this mountain is itself a dungeon.
Immediately afterwards there was another shock, crap, did he fall? ? ?
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Now I'm falling."
Although it was only one line of words, Wu Tian still felt the cold murderous aura through the screen...
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Jump down."
Lawless: "..."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Then dance by yourself, I'm leaving."
Lawless: "I dance now!!!"
Just experience a skydive...
Wu Tian tapped lightly on the keyboard, and jumped into the abyss at his feet.
The screen was grayed out, and it was reborn in the place where it flashed before.
The DJ is standing by.
World Channel: Player "Lawless" failed in the copy of [Climb to the top of Yusu Mountain]!
In the gang channel——
Would you love me if I were Ran Ran: "Me! Wipe! Ah! Showing affection on the spot!!! Playing martyrdom!!! Quick!!! Someone give me artificial respiration!!! I was tortured to death!!! !"
Would you love me if I were a man: "Ah, I can't do it either, come and give me artificial respiration with the copper axe!!!"
Would you love me if I were Fat Da: "Boss, you guys are too much... Is it really okay to show off to this level--"
Lawless: "...DJ fell down by accident."
Would you love me if I was in vain: "Hehehe, the dungeon boss of Yusu Mountain has brought people from the gang over at least ten times, do you think the boss will be careless?"
"The gang leader 'Would you love me if I were a DJ' started a ban on all members!"
Wu Tian: "!!!"
DJ guy!It's clear that I have a guilty conscience! ! !
Damn, Wu Tian thought angrily, thanks to my sincere guilt, it turned out that he fell down on purpose!
Why?Why did he fall down on purpose?
A private chat popped up:
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Just now I accidentally fell down because I saw what you posted, it's true."
Followed by another: "I admit it, but I really wanted to see you fall a few more times and abuse you."
At this time, Wu Tian deeply understands how strong doubts and doubts are expressed by the "black question mark" emoji on the Internet.
Lawless: "???"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "In a bad mood."
Lawless: "You abuse me when you are in a bad mood???"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "..."
Although it's really fast to upgrade by hugging DJ's thighs, but...this fucking is too companionable for you!
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "I'm down."
Then, before Wu Tian could reply, his name changed to black.
Wu Tian was at a loss, and at this moment, another private chat popped up.
Would you love me if I was in vain: "Little brother, are you and the boss good friends?"
Good friend... not at all.
Lawless: "We just played this game together a long time ago." As soon as he pressed Enter, Wu Tian suddenly remembered that DJ seemed to have said "he is my real friend" in the group in order to save himself from changing his name... It's revealed!
Would you love me if I was in vain: "But the boss said that you are his real friend. He lied to us because of you. He must value you very much. Brother, please spend more time with the boss, although he It looks like he is in a hurry, but I feel that he is often in a bad mood, but he just pretends to be happy and doesn't let us know."
Wu Tian was surprised, he didn't expect to get such a reply.
Lawless: "Uh, but we really don't know each other well."
Would you love me if I was in vain: "??? How come, he treats you so well!!!"
Fart, just now you abused me and played with me.
Would you love me if I was in vain: "When we were leveling up, we begged him to take you with us, but he refused because he was lazy! But doesn't he often take you with us now?"
Lawless: "...just playing together?"
Would you love me if I was in vain: "You old man, can you let go! Anyway, what I mean is that you talk to the boss more, please!!! Oh yes, he seems to be still He wrote a novel, but he refused to tell us the name of the novel, so you can help us set it up~~~"
Wu Tian was startled, writing a novel?
Suddenly, the DJ's screen name—FW appeared in his mind.
F, W.
Wu Tian gasped.
The author has something to say: I was too tired yesterday, so I didn't update it, and I need to make up the leave note...
☆, waiting
"Running towards the south, the exhaust gas of the car he was sitting in gradually dissipated, I couldn't catch up with him, no, I never tried to chase him, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, I can make holes, and when I reach the ground, everyone He shouted and beat him, not to mention living in the mist of his life?"
Wu Tian closed his notebook and smoked a cigarette.
——It’s not that I want to smoke, but at this moment, I want to find something to divert my attention. A cigarette is the most convenient and handy.
It was 01:30 in the morning, and Wu Tian would have gone to bed early in normal times, but today, he was fully awake.
he just
It wasn't until "No update" was displayed on the computer screen that Wu Tian came back to his senses, it was already past eleven o'clock.
Wu Tian leaned back on the chair and let out a long breath.
Really didn't expect it.
After reading Chapter 1, he thought it was just a story about Prince Charming and Cinderella, but as the story developed, he found that he was completely wrong.
What Trash wants to tell is not a heart-pounding romantic love story at all.In other words, there is a rapid heartbeat - but it is because of fear, Wu Tian can be sure that every reader is the same as himself, thinking to himself, don't fall down again.
The boy who hangs out at the bottom of the city pushes away another boy's hand time and time again, but wakes up crying from his dream on a moonless night.
The opponent was a ball of light, and he jumped off the cliff, making the ball of light gradually become a blurred point.
What the trash wrote was the process of the light becoming smaller and smaller in his field of vision.
I have to admit that Waste has a special magical power. His language is not exquisite, and sometimes he even uses wrong words, but he can always accurately describe the pain and powerlessness that forced himself to despair after seeing the vague hope.Strong emotions are like a small hammer that strikes hard on the tip of the heart.
Wu Tian clicked on Trash's Weibo homepage.
Flipping through Weibo one after another, Wu Tian felt like a thorn in his throat.
I always feel that the person who tweets and the person who writes the article are not the same person.
Completely different from the gloomy and hopeless style of the novel, Waste's Weibo can be said to be lively and lovely——
"I'm starving to death without dinner! Please feed me!!!"
"I met a fool today, I was so mad TT"
"Hey hey, are you still waiting for the update? Well, I updated it!"
……
How can one person have such a big contrast?
A knock on the door brought Wu Tian back from his thoughts.
Wu Tian went to open the door, it was Principal Wu, holding a delicate paper bag in his hand.
Wu Tian took the heavy bag from Principal Wu, when his mother came out from the kitchen and said with a smile, "Come and have a meal."
What else do dumplings have! "
Principal Wu smiled: "I think the pastries over there are very good, I bought some for you to try."
After a while, Wu Haidong also came back and had dinner.
Principal Wu is a typical strong woman who devotes herself to her career. She has a daughter, but she divorced her husband when her daughter was one year old. Not long after, her ex-husband took their daughter to the United States on the other side of the ocean.
Principal Wu and Wu Tian's parents got together and talked about their careers - which houses are worth buying to preserve their value, and whoever is planning to build a noble kindergarten can buy shares.
These things have nothing to do with Wu Tian, who spends his time in school every day.Wu Tian was also happy and at ease, it was better to bury his head in eating dumplings than to urge the marriage together as a family.
"By the way, Wu Tian," Principal Wu looked over, "Two days ago, Teacher Deng told me that your class did not do well in the final exam this time?"
Wu Tian secretly sighed, Teacher Deng really revealed this matter to Principal Wu.
"Well, compared to the previous month's exam, I dropped out a lot, and I also dropped out in Chinese, but not by a lot." Wu Tian said truthfully.
"what happened?"
"Maybe it's going to be a holiday, everyone is more impetuous."
"Wu Tian," Principal Wu smiled, but his tone was very serious: "Work hard, many eyes in the school are staring at you."
For a moment, Wu Tian had the desire to refute - if I knew this, why did you get me into No. [-] Middle School?Isn't it only for graduate students?
But this thought was only for a moment, and Wu Tian knew that he had no right to refute, because no matter how you look at it, he was the biggest beneficiary: with a lower education than other colleagues, he got the same job as them, and earned the same amount of money as them. same salary.It's all so cheap, and to refute the arrangement of the elders is to live "doing a service industry and building a landmark building".
"Well, I know, I will pay attention next semester." Wu Tian nodded obediently.
"Oh, I also heard about our Wutian." Principal Wu knew how to accept it when he was good, turned his head and said to his brother and sister-in-law with a smile.
"What?" Wutian's mother asked.
"At the beginning of this year, a new chemistry teacher came in. She is very beautiful. I asked others if Wu Tian talked about friends."
"Really?" Mom asked Wu Tian with her eyes wide open, "Didn't I hear you say that?"
"Wu Tian," compared to his mother's gossip and excitement, Wu Haidong frowned: "You and Liu Ye are talking, just talk about it, don't make trouble."
Wu Tian simply wanted to escape.
"Mom, I don't know about this. I don't even know who the chemistry teacher my aunt mentioned is." Wu Tian put his chopsticks together on the bowl: "Dad, Liu Ye and I are not together."
"This nonsense again! Why is this girl not good enough for you?!" Wu Haidong scolded.
"It's not a question of whether you deserve it or not—"
"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy," Principal Wu interrupted Wu Tian with a smile: "I'm really scared of you two, if you have anything to say, let's talk it out, don't worry, ah."
"Wu Tian is not very satisfied with the girl who just said...what is her name?" Principal Wu said in a very gentle tone.
"It's not that I'm satisfied or not," Wu Tian only felt tired, "It's because I didn't have any thoughts about her from the beginning of the blind date."
"Oh, so." Principal Wu turned his head to look at Wu Haidong: "Brother, I have to tell you about this. It's not that our family's Wutian's conditions are not bad. You have nothing to worry about here. Wutian and this girl have no fate. , don't force it."
"I know a lot of teachers, let them help Wu Tian pay attention to this point at school, let's say that the chemistry teacher in our school who inquired about Wu Tian, I think, is a very good girl—there are so many good girls. " Principal Wu continued.
Wu Tian was relieved at first, but when he heard what Principal Wu said, he immediately had two big heads: Ganqing Principal Wu thinks that there are so many girls, so he can choose slowly.Wu Tian seems to have seen the picture of himself switching from one blind date to another within a period of time in the future...
This extremely long meal of dumplings for Wu Tian was finally finished before one o'clock.
Mom called a poker buddy, and the four of them gathered for a table of mahjong.
Wu Tian went back to the house, originally wanted to take a nap, but couldn't resist turning on the computer.Bombs in Cangjiang Literature City cost five yuan each, and readers give the author a reward.
Wu Tian blew up 100 yuan for the trash in one breath, and left a message with only two words: wait for more.
Unexpectedly, there will be a reply in 10 minutes.
Author's reply: Are you frankly mentally ill?
Wu Tian was completely dumbfounded.
Should I not drop the bomb?But isn't Zheng Yan begging for bombs every day in "The Author Has Something to Say"?
Shouldn't it say "wait for more"?Well, this is barely a reminder, but aren't everyone else in the comment area urging updates?
Wu Tian bit the bullet and replied: "I think your writing is very good, is there any problem with dropping a few bombs?"
Waste immediately replied: "Why do you read my text?"
"Yan Yanran recommended it, so why are you scolding me?"
Waste no reply.
The system notifies that there is a private message.
Wu Tian clicked on it, and it was from Trash: "Just now I recognized you as someone who had a past, sorry."
Wu Tian could only reply with a string: "..."
It turned out to be a misunderstanding, Wu Tian closed the webpage.
When I woke up from my nap, it was almost five o'clock.
The sound of mahjong outside the house continued, Wu Tian washed his face and planned to read for a while.
Suddenly, the mobile phone on the bedside jingled, which was a reminder of missed calls.Before going to bed, Wu Tian turned the phone to silent.
Wu Tian unlocked it, and saw five missed calls from Zheng Yan.On WeChat, Zheng Yan sent a series of messages: "Senior, what's going on with you trash?!?!" "Senior, is there?!" "Senior, senior???" "Senior, are you angry?" "You must have some misunderstanding Right? Trash is not that kind of person!" Senior, look at Weibo, Trash has been linked and torn up. "
Wu Tian finally came to his senses when he saw the words "The trash was hung up and torn up" in the last line.
Open Weibo, the most popular Weibo at the top is a Weibo reposted by waste.
The original text is very long, Wu Tian frowned and read from the beginning to the end, to the effect that the waste has been "self-admired" for a long time. Insulting fans who dropped bombs on him is simply shameless.
Although this long Weibo has the title of "Old fans objectively say that the waste is big", the words are full of gunpowder and gunpowder.
And the trash reposted this Weibo, writing: "1. When I wrote the article, I said that I would update it from time to time. 2. I scolded that reader because of a misunderstanding, and I have apologized in private. 3. Shut up, shut you up Bird thing."
Wu Tian was taken aback for a moment, why is this trash so easy to catch, shouldn't he just ignore this kind of intentional splashing of black water?
Wu Tian clicked on the comments, and sure enough, it exploded. There were thousands of comments saying everything. Some expressed their support for the waste, some supported the long microblog author who said that the waste was too hostile, and some asked the waste to scold the readers. The matter was explained clearly, and some said that they were just passers-by to watch.
What a mess.
It was three o'clock in the afternoon when the waste forwarded this Weibo, and it has been more than an hour now.During this period, the trash didn't post on Weibo again, so he must have calmed down.
Wu Tian was planning to quit Weibo, but unexpectedly, he swiped down again and refreshed the page.
A Weibo came into view——
waste
You guys have to explain in detail, right? Okay, I'll fucking shut up after I explain.I misread the ID of that reader, it was the name of a man I liked and slept with before, we had a very unpleasant past, so I scolded him impulsively. I found out I was wrong.Again, apologies to that reader.Are you satisfied?
The author has something to say: There are quite a lot tonight...
☆, tear each other
A few minutes later, Zheng Yan sent a WeChat message: "My mother, senior, have you read the Weibo of the trash???"
"Looked."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he actually admitted! Admitted!!"
Wu Tian wondered: "Admit what, sexual orientation? Didn't he fill in the sexual orientation on Weibo as homosexuality?"
"But he never admitted it verbally! When we asked him in the author group, he would be sloppy and didn't say anything. I didn't expect that today... Maybe he was really angry."
"Oh."
"Senior, have you become a big trash fan??? Dropped so many bombs!!"
Wu Tian reflected on the screen for a long time before he understood what "my brother" meant: "I think he writes very well."
"Yes, yes, it's so beautiful! I'm going out on a date, and I'll exchange the plot with me when it's greatly updated!!"
"Well, let's go."
Wu Tian put down his phone, turned on his computer, and clicked on the folder named "Lecture Video".Principal Wu told him at the dinner table today that after school starts, the province will hold a provincial middle school teacher lecture competition, and Wu Tian must participate and get a ranking.The speaking competition is not about teachers competing to give lectures, but about the design of the course. For the same content, each teacher spends 5 minutes explaining how he or she will teach the content in a class.Wu Tian mentally felt that this competition was boring, so there was nothing to explain about it, it would be better to read two more books with the time to prepare for the competition.But Principal Wu said everything, so he had no choice but to agree.
Wu Tian stared at the video attentively. One teacher after another explained his arrangement of the courses. Wu Tian asked Wu Tian to sum up the experience of these award-winning teachers. Wu Tian found a notebook and put it on the table to read and write down—— But I really overestimated myself. In the first few videos, I was able to concentrate on watching and taking notes, but the last few videos became more and more sleepy, and the pen in my hand was scratching around on the notebook, like a Taoist talisman.
Wu Tian yawned, and just about to fall back to sleep when the door opened.
"Wu Tian, you ordered a few dishes from the Sichuan restaurant last time, we are too lazy to cook." Mom said, still holding five tubes in her hand.
"Okay, what do you want to eat?"
"Boiled fish, remember to remind the boss to order grass carp, mapo tofu, shredded bamboo shoots in cold salad, stir-fried fried wheat...Maoxuewang, oh, and the yak jerky that I ate last time, you can order whatever you want. "
"Well, I'll call now."
Mom closed the door and continued to fight for [-] rounds.Wu Tian picked up the phone, unlocked it, and two WeChat messages suddenly popped up on the screen.
Zheng Yan: "Senior...it's tearing up again...go and have a look..."
Zheng Yan: "Senior, you... have been treated like a little girl."
???
Wu Tian clicked on Weibo, refreshed, and the latest one was reposted by Zheng Yan, and the "old fan objectively said that the trash is big" came again: "What a sensation! The trash is very angry and expresses his heartbreaking past! Wow Oh, I saw a lot of girls leave a message at the trash daddy, saying don’t be sad, we love you, I feel so sorry for you, daddy... I want to ask you, trash daddy, you also use this way of pretending to be pitiful to have sex with that guy for no reason Did the girl who was scolded by you apologize? Tsk tsk tsk I can imagine that scene, the trash said, girl, even though you dropped 20 bombs on me and I scolded you, but I am pitiful, my worst Poor, you don’t have a good ID, and I’m regarded as the most hated slut, oh, I’m so pitiful, that slut hurt me very badly, so I scolded you, you have to forgive me oh, I I’m weak, I’m justified, I’ve been hurt by a slut, I’m justified~~~ My sister is soft-hearted, of course I’ll forgive you, haha. Oh yes, you kept saying that you apologized to your sister, but you haven’t seen her come out to confirm you all afternoon What about? [smile]"
Zheng Yan reposted this Weibo, but she scolded rather shamelessly: "You are too shameless! Don't we think we can't see such an obvious smearing waste?"
Wu Tian was speechless, this person made it clear that he was pouring dirty water on Waste - but his mouth is quite sharp... Waste's character that is so simple, it is estimated that he will tear it back, and then he will not describe in detail the second relationship between him and his ex-boyfriend Three things...
After hesitating for a moment, Wu Tian opened the Cangjiang Literature City.
I found his reply in the comment area, "I think your writing is very good, is there any problem with dropping a few bombs?", and clicked "Reply".
"First of all, I'm not a girl, I'm a man. Secondly, the waste did apologize to me, but there was no such thing as 'playing pitiful', he just said, 'I just recognized you as someone who had a problem before' And apologize to me, please don't make a fuss about this little misunderstanding."
After typing these few short lines, Wu Tian simply closed the page and quit Weibo on his phone.
"Wu Tian!" My mother shouted outside the door.
Wu Tian put down his phone and went out: "What's wrong?"
"I can't get away because I play cards here. I forgot to tell you just now. Let's add a dry pot duck head. Your dad said he wanted to eat it a few days ago."
"..." Damn, how could I forget this.
Wu Tian should come down, and hurried back to the room to order a meal.
After finishing the phone call, Wu Tian casually took a book from the bookshelf to read, to pass the time of waiting for dinner.I don't want to look at the phone, anyway, there must be another wave of tearing each other up, Wu Tian thought, after doing everything that can be done, if you tear it up again, it will have nothing to do with you.
The food arrived at 05:30. Wu Tian was not very hungry at first, but when he smelled the aroma of chili oil in the cold bamboo shoots, his stomach growled.
The poker friends went home, and the situation at the dinner table was the same as at noon—Wu Tian was ready to "go in the left ear and out the right ear", but he didn't expect Principal Wu to push the phone directly towards him.
"Wu Tian, what do you think of this girl?"
On the screen is a selfie of a girl with big eyes, high nose bridge and pointed chin—oh no, this chin is too fucking sharp.
Wu Tian said sincerely: "Auntie, she... uh, I'm so scared when I look at her chin."
Principal Wu smiled very understandingly: "I'm panicking too, I don't worry if you don't like this type, but I actually want you to see this girl." Principal Wu swiped his finger, and a girl changed on the screen.
Wu Tian: "..."
This girl is much more normal, her facial features are not very delicate, but she looks very quiet, she wears a pair of gold-rimmed eyes, and her long curly hair hangs docilely on her chest.
"This is a math teacher from Fifth Middle School, two years older than you—a third-year female junior holding a golden brick, it's okay to be two years old, does it fit your eyes?"
Principal Wu's question is tricky enough, does it fit your eyes?If you want to agree, you must be forced to meet; if you say you don't agree, you will definitely be scolded by Wu Haidong.
"Gu, I... don't feel very suitable."
"Want to find someone younger than you?" Principal Wu smiled, and then swiped on the phone: "This girl is my classmate's niece. She just graduated from university this summer. Take a look."
The third girl, wearing a baggy academic gown, sat on a step and smiled brightly.
Wu Tian felt like he had a fly stuck in his throat under the watchful eyes of everyone, he didn't spit it out, and he didn't spit it out.
"Om—" the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.
Wu Tian almost fell to his knees, who is this, which hero, save me from the fire and water, let me bow to you.
Taking out his mobile phone, the hero's surname is Zhou Minghe, Wu Tian smiled at Principal Wu: "Girl, I'm going to answer the phone, you guys eat first."
Then he walked quickly to the balcony as if fleeing.
"Hey?"
"I've got the address, hurry up and choose a date to invite me to dinner, it's going to take a lot of effort."
"So fast?" Wu Tian was taken aback, and only told Zhou He in the morning.
"Brother loves you," Zhou He smiled, "It took me more than two hours just to answer the phone this afternoon."
"Thank you for your hard work. It's okay to eat. If you want to eat swan meat, I'll get you." Wu Tian said with ease, but his heartbeat accelerated suddenly - can he see Nie Yuan tomorrow?
"You're so fucking stupid! You usually teach students to be so hurtful?!" Zhou He scolded with a smile: "Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, I will send you his address in a while."
"Okay, thank you brother!"
"Stop f***ing flattery, you have such a sweet mouth, you should tell that girl who is on a blind date with you, and tell her colleague not to pester Xue Lizhen."
"I really can't help with this."
"Hung up." After Zhou He finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
Looking at the bright red summer dusk outside the window, Wu Tian took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly.
When he returned to the dining table, his expression was the same as when he left.
"Who is it?" Mom asked.
"Zhou He."
"Oh, what's the matter?"
There was a sudden upset, probably a little bit of anger at being caught because of a guilty conscience.Wu Tian said perfunctorily, "It's nothing."
"Has Zhou He talked about friends yet?" Principal Wu asked.
"No."
"You're talking nonsense with your eyes open," my mother gave Wu Tian a blank look, "Zhou He has been talking about friends for a long time."
Wu Tian: "..." Yes, we have been talking all the time, but one, two, three, four, five, six, seven times, you know that?
"I heard from Lao Zhou some time ago," Wu Haidong said suddenly, "Zhou He plans to get married within two years."
Wu Tian remained silent, thinking that you would believe his nonsense—after all, even if he got married, he probably meant to find a girl and play as he wanted.
Wu Tian picked up Maoxuewang with chopsticks, put the rice in the bowl into his mouth, and wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin: "I'm full, eat slowly, aunt, the food in this Sichuan restaurant is very good Eat, eat more!"
After finishing speaking, he quickly flashed into the room—this day was like a big girl with yellow flowers, not daring to leave the boudoir.Wu Tian laughed at himself.
Clicking on Weibo, the reply was screenshotted by this trash and posted on his Weibo.
Scroll down again, and there is another Weibo of him——
"I x your mother, shameless, right? You say I can say whatever you want, who gave you the shame to call me a 'slut'? Stupid, mouth full of shit."
Wu Tian was ashamed, the waste was dirty enough to scold people.
There is a red "5" in the upper right corner of the small "message" envelope at the bottom.
Wu Tian opened it, and it turned out to be a private message from Trash——
"Yan Yanran told me about your Weibo."
"Thank you for replying to those words on Cangjiang. Sorry to bother you about this matter."
"I never thought I'd have male readers."
"Are you gay?"
"I saw that the address on your Weibo homepage is Gancheng. I'm also in Gancheng. Are you an adult? If you are an adult, let's meet up. Let me just say, do you want 419 tonight?"
Wu Tian stared at these few short sentences, and deeply understood what it means to "run through a hundred thousand wild horses in my heart".
... The waste is big, what is your development?
The author has something to say: I have written very smoothly these two days... Hehehe.
☆, copy
Wu Tian bit the bullet and replied, "I'm a straight man."
After a long time, the trash replied: "There is a straight man reading my article?"
Wu Tian: "Your writing is quite good, aside from the danmei elements, it's also quite good."
The private message sent was shown as "read", but the trash didn't reply.
Wu Tian closed the webpage and logged in to WeChat. Zhou He had already sent Nie Yuan's address.Xihu, 32st Floor, Building [-], Family Courtyard, No. [-] Zhengcang North Road——It was so detailed, Wu Tian bowed silently to Zhou He in his heart.
Opening the map on the phone, he quickly found this place. Looking at the small red icon on the map, Wu Tian somehow heard his own clear heartbeat.
...By the way, what reason did you use to find him?
Just say it straight.
Anyway, Nie Yuan could see his thoughts at a glance - this is probably the most direct evidence of "better life". Time has changed, and there is always some indescribable tacit understanding.
More importantly, Wu Tian didn't want to beat around the bush with Nie Yuan.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Here you are."
As soon as Wu Tian logged into "Becoming a God", he saw a fox girl shaking her head and tail flashing beside him.The fox girl's flashing movements are just like this, flicking her fluffy and fluffy tail left and right, her head moving little by little, and a pair of fox ears trembling slightly.so cute.But when Wu Tian thought that the man who manipulated this fox girl was a man, maybe he was a big man with a picky foot... He couldn't bear to look directly at her.
Lawless: "Well, do you want to do a task?"
For the past two days, DJ has been taking him to do novice tasks. His fox girl is at the full level, and she is wearing shiny equipment.Under his leadership, Wu Tian thoroughly comprehended the thrill of hugging his thighs. When other novices shouted "Please form a team" all over the world, Wu Tian had already been promoted to level 7 within two days.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Don't do it, make a copy with me."
Lawless: "Okay."
DJ sent an invitation to form a team, Wu Tian joined the team, and found that there were only the two of them in the whole team.
Lawless: "Just the two of us?" Wu Tian's Qing Pingjiang is a swordsman, and the fox girl is a mage. This lineup doesn't even have a support.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "That's it." Then he threw a teleportation talisman, teleporting the two of them to Yusu Forest.
The picture darkened, and there was a faint "rustling" sound coming from the earphones. Listen carefully, and there are strange sounds like screams and sobs mixed in.The dense leaves covered the sky tightly, and the place where Wu Tian and the others flashed was a small road in the forest. A lantern was lit at intervals on both sides of the road, but the creepy thing was that the lantern was made of white paper. As soon as it blows, the candle shadows in the gloomy white lantern shake, comparable to the scene of a ghost movie.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Don't be afraid."
His sentence is not an interrogative sentence, but a declarative sentence.
Yusu Forest was once rated as "the scariest place in "Become a God"" by players, not only because of the weird scene, but also because it is a hidden copy trigger place that top players love. Among them, not to mention being bitten to death by a wild beast that suddenly rushed up, just a few knives by top players is enough for them to lose all the equipment they have worked so hard to save - Yusu Forest is the only killer in the game. A place that won't increase the value of hatred.
This is the first time for Wu Tian to come to Yusu Forest. If you want to talk about the game screen, it is fake anyway, at most it is a little scary; as for being hacked to death by other players...
Lawless: "I'm not afraid. If it weren't for you, who would dare to cut me down." He hugged his thighs tightly.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Hehe."
Lawless: "..."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Hold on tight."
Wu Tian followed him resignedly, and the two walked slowly along the path under their feet.Yusu Forest is on a high mountain. Now we are walking up the mountain road. The road is getting steeper and steeper. At first it is very flat, but later it becomes close to the cliff. The road is so narrow that it is difficult to turn around. After entering the abyss, the road under your feet becomes intermittent, and you often lose your way when you walk. You must carefully jump to the opposite stone, a bit like jumping on the clouds in Super Mario.
DJ flicked Wu Tian farther and farther, until only his tail was left in sight, Wu Tian finally couldn't bear to stop manipulating the characters.
Lawless: "How far is it? It's my first time here, this road is too difficult to walk."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Coming soon."
Wu Tian had no choice but to continue jumping forward fearfully.
Another 10 minutes passed.
Lawlessness: "How far is it???"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Soon."
Lawless: "...how did you get there, I don't know how to do it, just turn on the voice and tell me where to step."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "My earphones are broken."
Wu Tian was speechless: "Then you go to the top of the mountain first, and then use the remote to help me jump. After finally jumping here, I fell down and resurrected to the starting point."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Why are you so stupid?"
This kind of top player's crushing of novices made Wu Tian very unhappy, but after thinking about it, if this guy gets angry and throws himself here... Wu Tian decided to temporarily abandon morality: "Well, you are right."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Are you handicapped!"
Lawless: "Yes yes yes."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "I still play games with disabled hands!"
Lawless: "...Then I won't play anymore?"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Shut up!"
Wu Tian smiled at the computer, and suddenly felt that this person was a bit like a martial arts master in Jin Yong's novels.
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Stay here!"
Lawless: "Okay!"
Wu Tian stood motionless on the small rock, and the big furry tail of the fox girl gradually disappeared from sight.Wu Tian didn't know how long it would take to reach the top of the mountain, so he was bored, so he chatted with the DJ: "Why are you so skilled, you used to climb this mountain often?"
DJ doesn't answer.
Wu Tian continued to ask: "What kind of dungeon is on the mountain? It's so difficult to get close to it. I guess the two of us will die if we go in."
DJ still does not return.
Wu Tian suddenly realized a terrible possibility, and hurriedly said: "DJ??? You fell???"
A few seconds later, a line of bright yellow words appeared on the channel: Player "Would you love me if I were a DJ?" Failed in the instance of [Climb to the Top of Yusu Mountain]!
Wu Tian suddenly realized that climbing this mountain is itself a dungeon.
Immediately afterwards there was another shock, crap, did he fall? ? ?
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Now I'm falling."
Although it was only one line of words, Wu Tian still felt the cold murderous aura through the screen...
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Jump down."
Lawless: "..."
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Then dance by yourself, I'm leaving."
Lawless: "I dance now!!!"
Just experience a skydive...
Wu Tian tapped lightly on the keyboard, and jumped into the abyss at his feet.
The screen was grayed out, and it was reborn in the place where it flashed before.
The DJ is standing by.
World Channel: Player "Lawless" failed in the copy of [Climb to the top of Yusu Mountain]!
In the gang channel——
Would you love me if I were Ran Ran: "Me! Wipe! Ah! Showing affection on the spot!!! Playing martyrdom!!! Quick!!! Someone give me artificial respiration!!! I was tortured to death!!! !"
Would you love me if I were a man: "Ah, I can't do it either, come and give me artificial respiration with the copper axe!!!"
Would you love me if I were Fat Da: "Boss, you guys are too much... Is it really okay to show off to this level--"
Lawless: "...DJ fell down by accident."
Would you love me if I was in vain: "Hehehe, the dungeon boss of Yusu Mountain has brought people from the gang over at least ten times, do you think the boss will be careless?"
"The gang leader 'Would you love me if I were a DJ' started a ban on all members!"
Wu Tian: "!!!"
DJ guy!It's clear that I have a guilty conscience! ! !
Damn, Wu Tian thought angrily, thanks to my sincere guilt, it turned out that he fell down on purpose!
Why?Why did he fall down on purpose?
A private chat popped up:
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "Just now I accidentally fell down because I saw what you posted, it's true."
Followed by another: "I admit it, but I really wanted to see you fall a few more times and abuse you."
At this time, Wu Tian deeply understands how strong doubts and doubts are expressed by the "black question mark" emoji on the Internet.
Lawless: "???"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "In a bad mood."
Lawless: "You abuse me when you are in a bad mood???"
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "..."
Although it's really fast to upgrade by hugging DJ's thighs, but...this fucking is too companionable for you!
Would you love me if I were a DJ: "I'm down."
Then, before Wu Tian could reply, his name changed to black.
Wu Tian was at a loss, and at this moment, another private chat popped up.
Would you love me if I was in vain: "Little brother, are you and the boss good friends?"
Good friend... not at all.
Lawless: "We just played this game together a long time ago." As soon as he pressed Enter, Wu Tian suddenly remembered that DJ seemed to have said "he is my real friend" in the group in order to save himself from changing his name... It's revealed!
Would you love me if I was in vain: "But the boss said that you are his real friend. He lied to us because of you. He must value you very much. Brother, please spend more time with the boss, although he It looks like he is in a hurry, but I feel that he is often in a bad mood, but he just pretends to be happy and doesn't let us know."
Wu Tian was surprised, he didn't expect to get such a reply.
Lawless: "Uh, but we really don't know each other well."
Would you love me if I was in vain: "??? How come, he treats you so well!!!"
Fart, just now you abused me and played with me.
Would you love me if I was in vain: "When we were leveling up, we begged him to take you with us, but he refused because he was lazy! But doesn't he often take you with us now?"
Lawless: "...just playing together?"
Would you love me if I was in vain: "You old man, can you let go! Anyway, what I mean is that you talk to the boss more, please!!! Oh yes, he seems to be still He wrote a novel, but he refused to tell us the name of the novel, so you can help us set it up~~~"
Wu Tian was startled, writing a novel?
Suddenly, the DJ's screen name—FW appeared in his mind.
F, W.
Wu Tian gasped.
The author has something to say: I was too tired yesterday, so I didn't update it, and I need to make up the leave note...
☆, waiting
"Running towards the south, the exhaust gas of the car he was sitting in gradually dissipated, I couldn't catch up with him, no, I never tried to chase him, dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, I can make holes, and when I reach the ground, everyone He shouted and beat him, not to mention living in the mist of his life?"
Wu Tian closed his notebook and smoked a cigarette.
——It’s not that I want to smoke, but at this moment, I want to find something to divert my attention. A cigarette is the most convenient and handy.
It was 01:30 in the morning, and Wu Tian would have gone to bed early in normal times, but today, he was fully awake.
he just
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