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Have you forgotten your way? "Yingniang thought I was joking with her.
"I mean it! I don't remember!" I looked forward innocently!
"You used to go to my house more frequently than me, why? What do you think?"
"No! What can I think? Why? Haven't you heard?"
"What did you hear?" Yingniang was really curious this time!
"Didn't the person sent by General Li tell me?" I asked her.
"What are you talking about? Oops! Tell me quickly! Don't sell the lawsuit!" Yingniang was in a hurry!I'm really afraid that I will hide something from her again!
"I lost my memory! I forgot all the past, haven't you heard? I was kicked in the head by a horse! I almost couldn't wake up!" I looked down at her and said.
She looked up at me in surprise. "What? What about this? How do you feel now? Does it still hurt? Huh! I told you not to let you go! Are you going to lie to me! This trip is really close to death! Huh!" Yingniang
"Look, look, you're crying again! Before I was kicked to death by the horse, I was drowned by your tears! Aren't I fine! Don't cry! I cried twice this morning Look, the makeup is all gone, and my bag of flour is in vain!" I wiped her tears, but her eyes were like springs, bubbling water non-stop! "Cry again, and I'll plug your eyes!" I teased her.
"You only got flour on your face! I'm so sad, you still have the heart to smile, you really have no conscience!"
"Wow, wow~~ Daddy is bad, and mother cried as soon as daddy came back." Mother is always crying!" Ying Niang coaxed the two children in her arms.
She must be worried!After worrying for so long, my husband finally came back, so I have to let go!After calming down the child.
"That lady! Where should I go now as a husband? Huh?" I tilted my head to look at her face.
"Really, have you forgotten everything? Even... Even me, have you forgotten?" She bit her lip and said
"....Um!..."
"No wonder, no wonder you didn't touch me yesterday! I thought you were tired, but you forgot!"
...After all, I still care!This woman is really narrow-minded. In other words, we were also women in our previous life!Then why didn't I realize that women are so difficult to deal with! !
"Oh~~ It's a good thing! It's good that people are fine! Take the road on the right, since you have forgotten, I will tell you about my family, so as not to make a joke later."
"My natal family has two younger sisters and two younger brothers in addition to my parents. I am the eldest sister in the family. The eldest sister is seventeen and married. My husband's family has been slaughtering pigs for generations, and the family background is quite strong. He used to open a shop in the town, his father sold meat, and he went to other people's homes to kill pigs. Now that the shop has been moved to Chang'an City, it seems that the business has grown. My eldest sister is also a good wife, and she is also kind to my sister. She is reliable. And now, she is three months pregnant, and the family treats her like an eyeball. My sister is living a decent life, and I am happy to see her... My little sister is thirteen this year. It’s time to talk about someone in two years. The elder brother just turned sixteen this year, and he talked about a relationship, and this relationship was told by his mother-in-law! The girl is your cousin, Xiaofeng’s sister! Hehe, This time we are really getting closer, and we will live closer in the future. The wedding date is set on March [-] next year. According to the almanac, that day is the best auspicious day of the year! My brother is fourteen, or What a bastard! In the past, I often followed your buttocks and turned around, and my brother-in-law and brother-in-law cried out, "I'm close to you. In comparison, the eldest brother is much more stable."
"Although my father is a scholar, he doesn't let his younger brothers rely on the imperial examination. My father said that the imperial examination is too dark. He has spent his whole life in the examination and regretted it all his life. He has a lot of money, but he has nowhere to use it. He often says, 'A scholar who is useless is a scholar. , I have read books all my life, and I can’t carry them on my shoulders, and I have to let my wife and children farm and work to support myself. I’m almost a grandfather, and I’m ashamed to sit with teenage children for exams. I lost them all at home, but I didn’t want to take the exam. Finally, when my father decided to try again three years ago, he was selected as a scholar. Hehe, this is God’s compensation for him! He will never take the scientific examination again. He is scared!"
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Along the way, she kept talking about the past, and I got to know this family more and more.Slowly, I feel as if I have also integrated into this place.
Xiawa Village is not far from Shenyuan Township, we only rode for two hours ([-] hours) to get there.
(It’s not far to say, the author is panicking! But thinking about the speed of the horse, I feel relieved!)
At the entrance of the village, on the stone tablet, there are three weathered words engraved: Xiawa Village.
"It's finally here. I've been away for so long. Luckily, my mother is smart and insisted on bringing me a quilt. Otherwise, it's so cold that the children must be frozen." I breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's right. Fortunately, my mother is thoughtful. Although the children are wearing a lot of clothes, the day is always changing. It is sunny in the morning, but it will change in the afternoon." Empress Yingniang said fearfully.
"Oh? Mother Ying, why is your gate village called Xia Frog Village? Is it because there are many frogs in summer?" I asked curiously.
Yingniang burst into laughter, then paused and said, "Then your township is still called Shenyuan Township! Is it because there were gods before? Hehehehe..."
Forehead! !Can we still be happy couples together, really...
I rolled my eyes and said: "That's not necessarily true, maybe it has really come out before! Besides, what's so good about being a fairy? Maybe one day you will hook the wrong soul again, turn you into a man, and throw it in A completely strange era!" I muttered to myself.
"What? Xianggong, what are you talking nonsense about?" Yingniang didn't hear clearly.
"It's nothing! Look, there's someone in front of you. Do you know him? If you're an acquaintance, please say hello first. I don't even know him."
"Oh, that's my little brother! This kid, if he isn't staying at home, where is he going?"
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☆, strong wine
In the last chapter, we mentioned that the couple saw Yingniang's younger brother at the entrance of the village.Then read on. . . .
Bai Hanwen, who was walking towards the entrance of Xiawa Village with his head down, was very excited. The army had entered the city two days ago, and just now he heard from the Tofu King, who was walking around the streets, that his brother-in-law returned home last night, riding a fine horse Woolen cloth!Hurry up to have a look and listen to my brother-in-law talk about the battlefield!He didn't notice anyone at the entrance of the village at all, and just passed by his dear brother-in-law's family in such a hurry without looking up.While walking, I said to myself, 'I have to hurry up, or I won't be able to make it before dark! '
"Little brother, where are you going? Why are you leaving in such a hurry? You didn't see your sister and brother-in-law!" Yingniang wondered, what happened to this little brother?
Hearing his sister call him, he suddenly raised his head. After seeing the family in front of him clearly, his eyes widened in surprise, and he shouted loudly: "Brother-in-law? Ah! Brother-in-law, why are you here? Haha, I was about to I'm going to see you! Hehe~"
"I just came back yesterday. I came to see you and report that you are safe! You are going to see me!"
"Yes, brother-in-law, I just heard that you are back, so I rushed to your house in a hurry!"
"Did you not see sister, or what? Why do you only see your brother-in-law!" Yingniang was taken aback.
"Eh? Hehehe, I haven't seen my brother-in-law for more than a year. I'm so excited! Oh! Go slowly, I'll go home and report the news! Parents must be very happy to know!" There will be no shadow, run fast!
"Hahaha! My little brother-in-law is quite funny! It seems that I won't be lonely in the days to come! Oh! I'm so charming, I attract people everywhere! I'm also very troubled about this~! "I rubbed my chin and said stinky fart.
"You must be smug! Hmph!" Yingniang laughed and hummed at me.
The gate of the Bai family.
"Father~mother~my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is here!!! My sister is back too, and there are~~~~ and two children." Xiaofeng was out of breath while running.
"What are you talking about? Your sister and your brother-in-law are here?" It was his mother who spoke.
"Ah~~ here! I walked to the entrance of the village and just met them. I'll go pick them up." After speaking, he turned and ran back.
"Little brother! You are addicted to running back and forth!" Yingniang laughed at him.
"Woo~! Niang Ying, you sit still, I will pick you up when I get down." I reined in the horse.
After I stood still, I carried the two children down. Finally, with my help, Yingniang got off the horse. She blushed and straightened her clothes with her head down.Look up to me to see her.
She smiled and said, "Where's mother?"
"Mom! My father asked me to bring some things. Some are local specialties I bought on the march. Some were given by General Li." I also called mother.
"Oh, you said you, you just came back yesterday, and you're here today. It's enough to have your heart, and you still bring these things. Hurry up and go into the house. It's freezing all the way!" Son-in-law!
This is the door of the room opened, and a middle-aged man with a beard walked out, holding a circle of books in his hand.He tentatively looked into the yard, and after seeing clearly that the elder daughter and son-in-law's family had arrived, he grinned and even narrowed his eyes. It took only two seconds, and he restrained his smile again. He pretended to clear his throat.
"Ahem~ The son-in-law is here! Don't stand outside! Come in." He said and entered the room with his hands behind his back.
This old man really wants to save face, hehe~ cute uncle.
"Hanwen, help your brother-in-law with the stuff, come to Dong'er, Niuniu, come to grandma, grandma will bring you dates to eat." The mother-in-law brought the two children.We went into the house with our things.
The house is still very warm. Their house is a courtyard-like enclosure, and there are quite a lot of rooms.
"Yingniang, is your house quite big! There are so many houses." I asked curiously.
"This house was built by my grandfather. My father was a single heir for three generations. In our generation, there were only two males. In fact, there were two more, but unfortunately they both died. Don't mention it!" Yingniang told me in a low voice.
"Oh! Good! I won't say."
"Where's Big Brother Niang?" Yingniang hasn't seen this big brother who is about to get married since she entered the yard for a long time.
"He! He went up the mountain to cut firewood." Father replied.
"Hanwen, you're bullying Hanlin again, aren't you? How can you let your elder brother cut firewood by himself?" Yingniang questioned.
"I, I, no, I'm in a hurry to see my brother-in-law!"
"Yes, yes, as soon as I heard that my brother-in-law was back, my second brother didn't even eat lunch, and he didn't listen to anyone's advice. He insisted on going to see my brother-in-law that day." The younger sister came out of the back room and said mischievously.
"You, let me tell you what's good about you!" Yingniang scolded everyone with a smile.
"Father, I brought you something nice." I said as if offering a treasure.
"Oh? What is it?" Everyone asked in unison.
"It's distiller's grains, dad! My husband said, this distiller's grains are 200 years old, and they are the essence of the best aged Nurhong. I bought them on the way back! As long as you add a little to the wine, it will be very fragrant!"
"Oh? My son-in-law! Such a good thing! How can he be willing to sell it! Besides, this thing must be very expensive! Where did you get the money!" The old man is addicted to alcohol!But he is not an alcoholic.
"It's like this. There have been wars in the border generation all the year round. This family wants to move south and urgently needs a sum of money, so they plan to buy some of the distiller's grains, and keep some for themselves to continue to pass on. The son-in-law of the distiller's grains cannot afford it. It was bought by Li Zhen as a tribute to his grandfather. In order to thank me for saving my life, he would share with me all the good things, and he gave me the lees. He gave me half a bowl in total, and I kept it for my father. You can smell the aroma of the distiller's lees! The person who bought the distiller's lees said that a catty of wine only needs to be mixed with a small fingernail!"
"Oh! Such a rare thing, my silly son-in-law, this is a treasure! I'll just keep the spoon, and you gave me half of it! Take the rest back." His excited hands shook.
"Oh, father-in-law, you can take it with confidence! You know that my father doesn't drink, and it's useless for me to keep so much. Let's go tonight! Redeem some, let's have a good drink! Look How about it.
ah?You ask me, how do I know my dad doesn't drink?Before eating less last night, I secretly took out the wine lees. He said that he broke his leg because of drinking and walking at night, so he stopped drinking.
Father-in-law smashed his mouth, the wine worm has already been hooked out!After thinking about it, I finally couldn't resist the temptation.I nodded and agreed!
Damn it, let's make some good dishes later, I want to have a good meal with my son-in-law tonight!Then clean up their houses, Hanwen!You care about burning the kang! "
"Oh! Got it, Dad! I'm going to pick up my elder brother right now, he will be back soon after chopping firewood!"
☆, strong wine
At this moment, there was movement outside the door, "Father, mother! My second sister and second brother-in-law are here. Huh? Whose horse is this? It can't be my brother-in-law!" His eldest son, Bo Hanlin.At the door, he met his second brother-in-law who was driving a donkey cart.When he saw the horses in the yard, he excitedly threw the firewood on his shoulders to the ground in the yard.
The neighbors went out to watch through the courtyard wall, this old Bai's house is really lively today!Look at the life of others, there are donkey carts and horses at the door, and then look at the front of your own house, there are small sparrows looking for food, which are dead leaves!
We went out to pick up the second sister's family one after another. Today, Lao Bai's family is reunited, just in time for the Chinese New Year.
"Father and mother, big sister and brother-in-law, you guys are here too! We came back to tell our parents that brother-in-law is coming back, but I didn't expect you to be faster than us. Hehe~" It was the beaming second sister who spoke!
"Yes! By the way, mother, I brought some pork and vegetables, and I moved to the kitchen! Brother-in-law, let's talk again when I come back later!" This must be the second brother-in-law, and the tough mother said he was a butcher Yes, but judging by his face, this man is quite honest, not vicious at all, not like those butchers on TV with sloppy faces!She looks clean and has a well-proportioned figure!Very good, very pleasing to the eye! "Okay! Do you want me to help?" I said with a smile as if in a mood.
"No need, this weight means nothing to me!"
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Suddenly there were two more families, and the house was very lively. The mother-in-law and two daughters were busy cooking, and the men were chatting together, mostly asking me about the war!The children were running back and forth in the kitchen and the living room, very happy!When the smell of vegetables wafted from the kitchen, they turned into the kitchen and did not leave. They lay on the pot and closed their eyes, sniffing deeply with their small noses. They wiped the corners of their mouths with their hands, and looked at the adults Ladies and gentlemen, the adults were amused by their pitiful appearance.
The child's grandmother picked out a few pieces of braised pork from the pot and just gave them to the two children in a ceramic bowl.
In the living room, men sat cross-legged.
Han Wen: "Oh! Second brother-in-law, did you bring a jar of wine?"
"Yes! Excellent Nurhong!" Second brother-in-law Zhu Baoqiang said
Han Wen: "That's great, daughter's red is paired with daughter's red, it's perfect! It's a blessing tonight!"
The second brother-in-law turned to look at me: "What do you mean Nur Hong meets Nur Hong! Could it be that brother-in-law also brought Nur Hong?"
Han Wen: "Oh~ it's different! Brother-in-law's daughter-in-law bought her daughter's red wine lees from the underground for more than 200 years, and then mixed it with second brother-in-law's daughter-in-law, where did you come from? Isn't it a perfect match!"
The second brother-in-law shouted in surprise: "What? 200-year-old distiller's grains? Wow! You have to taste it! Brother-in-law, where did you get it!"
A few hundred words are omitted here
The second brother-in-law: "Oh, so that's what happened! Then tonight I really borrowed all from my father-in-law, and I can taste this 200-year-old wine! Hehe!"
The father-in-law was very pleased when he heard it, he kept smiling, stroked his beard and said, "We are all borrowing money from Mu Bai! If he has a good relationship with the general, how could it be our turn!"
Big brother Hanlin: "By the way, brother-in-law, I heard that you came to kill General Li Zhen and block an arrow for him? Just one o'clock~"
"Yeah! I was almost left behind by the King of Hades, but your brother-in-law is my fate, and the King of Hades confiscated it. I walked around the gate of hell, and I came back again! Hahaha~!" Thinking of the Netherworld, I sighed ah!
Little brother Hanwen: "Brother-in-law, tell us what happened at that time!"
"Ah! The story is like this~...([-] words omitted here)"
It was so dangerous!Almost never come back!Everyone sighed, saying that I have great fortune and destiny, and there must be future blessings!
My brother-in-law and brother-in-law respect and admire me, saying that I am so brave, while my father-in-law strokes his beard and nods. Although he also thinks that I am too risky and worried that his daughter will be widowed, he still feels proud that his daughter married a real man. Man, a good man worth relying on!Looking at me who was elegant in conversation, I smiled and thought in my heart, "I have been a soldier for a year, and even my self-cultivation has improved."The more he watched it, the more he liked it, and the more he watched it, the happier he became.
"Dinner is ready! Go and wash your hands, we're going to eat right away!" The women served wine and dishes
When we came back from washing our hands, they had already arranged the food and wine.
The father-in-law said, "Mother, where did you put the wine lees? How much did you use?"
"Don't worry! I used up as little as a fingernail as you said! I'll put it in the house when I'm done using it, in the old place! Don't worry!" Hanwen's eyes lit up when he heard the word 'old place'.
"Well! I've always been relieved of you doing business! Well, you guys go to eat too!"
With the approval of their father-in-law, they took their two children, set up a table in the back room, and started eating.
in the living room.
I raised my glass to respect my father-in-law: "This is the first glass of wine, to my father-in-law, I wish my father-in-law good health and a long life, just like this distiller's grains, live to be [-] years old!"
The father-in-law raised his glass with a smile on his face and said, "Okay! We all live to be two hundred years old! Hahaha! Let's drink this cup!"
Hanlin: "For the second cup, I respect my eldest brother-in-law, and celebrate her safe return and good health!"
Cheers cheers. . . . .
After drinking for three rounds, the dishes were reheated several times.
Hanwen said that he had to go to the toilet after drinking too much, "Hey! Wait for me, I'll go too!" The two of us walked out staggeringly.
The second brother-in-law: "Hehe~ Dad, look at the two of them! Hiccup~! Hehe, the two of them, hiccup~! They're all drunk! Hehe!"
Hanlin: "Second brother-in-law, you still talk about other people, you are also~ you are about to die! Hehe!"
It was dark outside, and the wind was very cold at night, and the cold wind was blowing on my face. I was half awake from the wine, and I shrank my neck and asked Han Wen: "What are you looking at if you don't walk there?" Please, I don't know the way!
"Oh! Come here!"
I let Hanwen go first, so naturally he went first.When it was time for me to go, he said it was too cold and he had to go back first, so I didn't care about him.When I was trotting back, I happened to bump into Han Wen coming out of another room at the door!There seems to be something hidden in the sleeve!
"How did you get here?" I asked him.
"Oh! It's okay, I'll go to the candle in my mother's room."
"What about the candles?"
"Wax, candle, I can't find it! Oops! I'm about to freeze to death, let's get in the house!" Han Wen's eyes dodged, there must be something wrong, I want to see what the hell you are doing!
After entering the house, "Oh, it's still warm inside, but it's cold outside!" I shivered after entering the house.
"Both of you, come on, let's continue drinking! Hiccup~!" The second brother-in-law hiccupped again.I pretended to be talking to others, and looked at Hanwen from the corner of my eye. This kid put his hand under the table, and quickly took out a wine glass from his sleeve while others were not paying attention, and then it was full of wine. This kid must have stolen the lees , Hehe, this brat.I also filled the glass with wine.
"Hanwen, what do you think that is?" I pretended to see something and called him in panic.
He was just about to take the wine glass, but when I called him, he hurriedly looked at where my finger was, "What? What's wrong?"
While he wasn't paying attention, I quickly switched our wine glasses.
"What do you want me to see, brother-in-law?" Han Wen was puzzled.
"Oh! I was wrong! I thought there were mice there!"
"Oh!" Seeing that nothing was wrong, Han Wen picked up the glass of wine in front of him, closed his eyes and sniffed it.
"What do you smell?" I asked him pretending to be curious.
"Oh! It's all right, I just smell the wine."
I also imitated him and sniffed it, oh~ this time is strong enough, this kid, at least put as much as a small fingernail.He mixed the amount of a jar and he made a cup.It's very good!If he was drunk by a kid like him, he wouldn't be able to spurt blood from his nose.
At this time, he raised the glass of wine that I had dropped, drank it all in one gulp, and smacked his lips when he was done.Tilting his head, he muttered in a low voice: "Huh? Why does it smell the same? Could it be that this is the question of how much to put? It's so boring!"
Hehe, I snickered and wanted to pour this glass of wine back into the jar.I haven't got up yet.The father-in-law said: "Come on, the employment is almost done, let's go one last, um! I wish us a better life! Let's toast!" They drank all the wine, I hesitated, this glass of high-concentration distiller's grains Enter the belly, won't you get drunk and unconscious! "Hey? Brother-in-law, why don't you do it! I can't drink anymore! I can help you if I can't drink!" Han Wen is just a small wine bag.
I dare not let him drink this!Just kidding, if I die from alcohol poisoning, I have to pay my father-in-law a son.Thinking about it, I closed my eyes, and the wine glass was dry for a week!
The author has something to say: two chapters have been updated, and there will be another chapter in a while!The next chapter is very exciting ~ you know!
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After drinking this glass of wine, a rush of heat rushed into my mind!The eyes are a little blurry.
I was helped into the house by Ying Niang.In a daze, I felt a little itchy on my body, scratched my neck, and found that we were the only ones in the room and asked her: "Where are the children?
"The children are in their parents' room! Mother said she missed them, and let the children sleep in their room tonight!" Yingniang said while helping me undress.
"Oh! Well then, is there any water? My throat is so dry!" I said as I struggled to free myself from the neckline.
"Yes, I'll bring it to you."
After drinking water, I feel much better, but my body is still very itchy, and I can't hook my back. "Yingniang, help me scratch my back! It's killing me. Am I allergic to alcohol? Why is it so uncomfortable!"
Lady Ying reached into my clothes and scratched my itches. Her hands were cold and slippery!When it hits my back, it feels so good! "Are you ready?" she asked me.
"Not yet, there is still a neck and an arm!"
"Wait a minute!" Yingniang actually left, and I shouted at her back: "Why are you going!"
"I'll get you some water and wipe it off!"
After a while, she came back with a basin, and at this time, I had already taken off all my clothes, because the clothes were already soaked in sweat!Wearing only a pair of baggy boxer pants, he lay flat on the kang in a big character.The hands are not honest, scratching left and right.
"Xianggong's hot water is here, don't move around, I'll wipe it for you and it won't itch!" Yingniang gently scrubbed me.After wiping it off, it was really better.
Finally, Yingniang finished packing her things, and brought back a basin of water herself, washed her face, and wiped off her sweat!After everything was done, she woke me up and said, "Sister-in-law, wait until later before going back to sleep. I have to spread the bedding on the floor. The floor is hard, and I will feel pain when I wake up tomorrow."
I sat up in a daze, touched the mattress in my hand, pulled it over, and threw it aside: "What kind of joke is this?" After I finished speaking, I fell back, didn't sit still, and hit the back of my head on the wall, "Hey Yo! Someone hit me! Black-faced Judge, did you sneak up on Lao Tzu again? Where are you? Let Lao Tzu catch you, I must be afraid of your skin." I frantically searched and grabbed, and finally caught the "Black-faced Judge" ', "Hey, I caught you, see if I don't peel your skin."
I rode on that person and began to pick off her clothes. I muttered dissatisfiedly while doing this: "What kind of clothes are you wearing? Why is it so hard to take off? Hurry up and untie the belt yourself, or I will use a knife." !" The person under him was really 'frightened' and untied his belt.
Once the belt is untied, the next step is much smoother.Ha ha!I took the last piece of clothing - the red bellyband, and said with a smile: "Hahaha! You still wear a red bellyband? Hahaha! How about it, are you afraid now! I peeled your skin to see if you dare to plot Me! Well, now you can get out!" I said very generously!
"Sir, where do you want me to go?"
"Huh? Where is Mr. Xiang?" I looked down at the person I was riding under, but I couldn't see clearly!Blinking her eyes vigorously, shaking her heavy head, she still couldn't see clearly, she got closer, and then closer, and finally she was close enough to feel her heartbeat, and now she could see clearly, her eyes were wide open, this is God. horse?A big red bean?What is this?White flowers, pork?I stretched out my hand and pressed it, it was soft, um, it felt like deja vu!I pinched the big red bean once, "Ah! Mr. Mr.! You~"
"It's so elastic! Oh ho ho! This red bean is soft! Hehe! It's so strange! But why does it look so familiar to me? I seem to have seen it somewhere before!"
"What? Who else have you seen besides mine?" She pinched my ear and questioned me!
"Oh! Let go, let go! Let go! It hurts!"
"Then you still haven't told the truth!"
"What are you explaining! Why are you so fierce! I showed you rare red beans, and you twisted my ears."
"Tell me that you still met there!"
"Let me think about it! Where did I see it?" I, Ciri, thought confusedly.
"Oh! I thought of it! In my previous life! I had it too! Hehe!"
When she heard me say that, she burst into laughter, let go of her hand, and said with a smile: "You are talking nonsense! It seems that you are drunk!"
I rubbed my ears and distanced myself from her.
Why?This is?Two red beans, haha I love bean paste buns the most. "I'm hungry, I want to eat red bean paste buns."
After speaking, he opened his mouth and bit the red bean on the left.
"Ah~! You, you are going to die! You bite me and hurt me! Let go!" She wanted to push my face away, and I grabbed the red bean with all my strength.Just keep quiet.She was really at a loss, she squeaked my waist, and when I was itchy, I let go of my mouth, "Ah, hahahaha! This is a sneak attack. These two are mine, you are not allowed to snatch them from me!" Covering it with his hands, he grabbed two bean paste buns with both hands.
"Huh? This side is very good! It's full of elasticity! Ah! It must be delicious." I grabbed it twice vigorously.
"Oh! You scoundrel! You! You!" She was speechless
Let me gnaw and bite on the two bean paste buns, and it won't hinder me anymore.
"Hey? Why can't I bite it down!!"
"Sanggong~ I can't do it~ You, stop playing!" She wrapped her arms around my neck, and I didn't notice that I lay on top of her.
Noon the next day. . .Except for the mother-in-law, the second sister who is three months pregnant, the third sister and two children, the men who are too drunk and Yingniang are all unaffected!
"Mother, why do you think the elder sister hasn't woken up yet? It's all hit, and she didn't drink." The young girl asked in confusion. According to her memory, her elder sister has always been a hardworking person. She slept until noon and didn't wake up. first time.
"Xu Yes, I'm tired!" Mother didn't intend to tell her in detail.She understands that there was so much movement last night, she is old and sleepy, and wakes up when there is any movement, but she only slept when she was ugly last night!This big son-in-law really is!cough!
"Tired? She didn't do anything yesterday?! How could she be tired?" The little girl really doesn't understand!
"Okay, little sister, don't ask. If you are really curious, you can just ask the elder sister when the elder sister wakes up. If you ask the mother, how will the mother know?" The second sister smiled mysteriously.It can also be said to be wretched! !He also heard last night that the pregnant woman did not sleep very well.
In the room, Ying Niang stretched her waist!Um?Lowering her head, she smiled, and her husband buried his head in her arms and fell asleep soundly.She reached out and touched her husband's head, looking at his sleeping profile with fascination.Suddenly I heard the man in his arms say a dream: "Mine! Both are mine! No one is allowed to snatch them!" Puchi~ Smiles filled the corners of his mouth and eyes.He stroked his head and coaxed him, "Okay! It's all yours! No one will snatch it from you."
And the man in his arms was actually having a dream, and in the dream, she was having sex with a beautiful man in her previous life!
Yingniang wiped her eye gum, then wiped her man's eye gum, and then used her fingers to draw on his long eyebrows and straight nose!Red lips, Baji leaned forward and kissed her, I frowned, feeling my throat was so hot and dry.I was so thirsty, just at this moment a wet thing was attached to it, I opened my mouth subconsciously, and grabbed the wet and soft thing. "Oh! Um~" Huh?what sound?
I opened my eyes suspiciously, hey!What a big face, no!etc!What's in my mouth?Look down, mouth?oh!It turned out to be the mouth!What?Mouth?whose mouth?Suddenly realizing something, I looked up, "Yingniang?" I opened my eyes wide and shouted hoarsely.
"Good morning, Xianggong! Did you sleep well?" Yan Yan said with a sweet smile.
what is going on!This is!
I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at her. This lowering of my head stimulated me even more!
These two familiar things in front of me are~~~~
Who can tell me what happened last night!Her face was flushed with happiness, and there were little strawberries everywhere on her body! ! ! ! !The damn little strawberry! ! !This dazzling little strawberry~~~~~~!!!!!!
It can't be me!Mom! ! !What have I done?Am I a beast?No way!She is a woman!I actually? ? ? ?Ah~~~~~ I drank the fragments!Can not remember!Drunk and promiscuous! ! !
I am simply inferior to beasts, beasts will not attack the same sex! ! !
My heart has already burst into tears! ! !I regret it! !You shouldn't have drank that glass of high-strength wine in the first place! ! !It's bad! !Fragment it! ! !Something went wrong! ! !Be promiscuous! ! !Asiba! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~
"Msister! It's noon now, let's get up! Otherwise, we should be laughed at! I went to bed too late yesterday. No matter how much I persuade you, it's useless, it's like getting blood from a chicken!" Yingniang said shyly !
I squeezed my lips tightly, closed my eyes hard, and hypnotized myself 'I didn't hear anything, she didn't say anything.I did nothing last night, nothing happened to us. 'When I opened my eyes again and wanted to answer calmly, this damn little strawberry appeared in front of my eyes again!I covered the strawberry in front of me with my hand, but this soft place, I gritted my teeth!damn it!Am I out of my mind?
"My husband! Stop making trouble! Get up!" She said, sitting up and getting dressed.While wearing it, he muttered: "Oh! My whole body looks like it's falling apart! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"
Blame me again?I turned over and lay on my back, rolled my eyes, really wanted to foam at the mouth and die! ! !
☆, Sakura Niang was laughed at!
In the kitchen
Younger sister: "Second sister, what happened to eldest sister for a few days? It's already noon, why haven't you woke up yet? Is she sick? How about I go and see her!"
As soon as she was about to leave, she was grabbed by the second sister: "Don't worry, the eldest sister is fine!"
"Then why hasn't she gotten up until now? Eldest sister has always been the first to wake up! Don't you think today is strange? What do you think, mother?" The younger sister asked the second sister and mother in confusion.
And these two 'insiders' couldn't explain it to her!Do you want to give her a biology class and tell her about the origin of human beings?
Why do you say they are acquaintances?Her mother is getting older, and people who are getting older have clear sleep and light sleep!I woke up when there was some movement, so last night, when did Yingniang and the others sleep?
"I mean it! I don't remember!" I looked forward innocently!
"You used to go to my house more frequently than me, why? What do you think?"
"No! What can I think? Why? Haven't you heard?"
"What did you hear?" Yingniang was really curious this time!
"Didn't the person sent by General Li tell me?" I asked her.
"What are you talking about? Oops! Tell me quickly! Don't sell the lawsuit!" Yingniang was in a hurry!I'm really afraid that I will hide something from her again!
"I lost my memory! I forgot all the past, haven't you heard? I was kicked in the head by a horse! I almost couldn't wake up!" I looked down at her and said.
She looked up at me in surprise. "What? What about this? How do you feel now? Does it still hurt? Huh! I told you not to let you go! Are you going to lie to me! This trip is really close to death! Huh!" Yingniang
"Look, look, you're crying again! Before I was kicked to death by the horse, I was drowned by your tears! Aren't I fine! Don't cry! I cried twice this morning Look, the makeup is all gone, and my bag of flour is in vain!" I wiped her tears, but her eyes were like springs, bubbling water non-stop! "Cry again, and I'll plug your eyes!" I teased her.
"You only got flour on your face! I'm so sad, you still have the heart to smile, you really have no conscience!"
"Wow, wow~~ Daddy is bad, and mother cried as soon as daddy came back." Mother is always crying!" Ying Niang coaxed the two children in her arms.
She must be worried!After worrying for so long, my husband finally came back, so I have to let go!After calming down the child.
"That lady! Where should I go now as a husband? Huh?" I tilted my head to look at her face.
"Really, have you forgotten everything? Even... Even me, have you forgotten?" She bit her lip and said
"....Um!..."
"No wonder, no wonder you didn't touch me yesterday! I thought you were tired, but you forgot!"
...After all, I still care!This woman is really narrow-minded. In other words, we were also women in our previous life!Then why didn't I realize that women are so difficult to deal with! !
"Oh~~ It's a good thing! It's good that people are fine! Take the road on the right, since you have forgotten, I will tell you about my family, so as not to make a joke later."
"My natal family has two younger sisters and two younger brothers in addition to my parents. I am the eldest sister in the family. The eldest sister is seventeen and married. My husband's family has been slaughtering pigs for generations, and the family background is quite strong. He used to open a shop in the town, his father sold meat, and he went to other people's homes to kill pigs. Now that the shop has been moved to Chang'an City, it seems that the business has grown. My eldest sister is also a good wife, and she is also kind to my sister. She is reliable. And now, she is three months pregnant, and the family treats her like an eyeball. My sister is living a decent life, and I am happy to see her... My little sister is thirteen this year. It’s time to talk about someone in two years. The elder brother just turned sixteen this year, and he talked about a relationship, and this relationship was told by his mother-in-law! The girl is your cousin, Xiaofeng’s sister! Hehe, This time we are really getting closer, and we will live closer in the future. The wedding date is set on March [-] next year. According to the almanac, that day is the best auspicious day of the year! My brother is fourteen, or What a bastard! In the past, I often followed your buttocks and turned around, and my brother-in-law and brother-in-law cried out, "I'm close to you. In comparison, the eldest brother is much more stable."
"Although my father is a scholar, he doesn't let his younger brothers rely on the imperial examination. My father said that the imperial examination is too dark. He has spent his whole life in the examination and regretted it all his life. He has a lot of money, but he has nowhere to use it. He often says, 'A scholar who is useless is a scholar. , I have read books all my life, and I can’t carry them on my shoulders, and I have to let my wife and children farm and work to support myself. I’m almost a grandfather, and I’m ashamed to sit with teenage children for exams. I lost them all at home, but I didn’t want to take the exam. Finally, when my father decided to try again three years ago, he was selected as a scholar. Hehe, this is God’s compensation for him! He will never take the scientific examination again. He is scared!"
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Along the way, she kept talking about the past, and I got to know this family more and more.Slowly, I feel as if I have also integrated into this place.
Xiawa Village is not far from Shenyuan Township, we only rode for two hours ([-] hours) to get there.
(It’s not far to say, the author is panicking! But thinking about the speed of the horse, I feel relieved!)
At the entrance of the village, on the stone tablet, there are three weathered words engraved: Xiawa Village.
"It's finally here. I've been away for so long. Luckily, my mother is smart and insisted on bringing me a quilt. Otherwise, it's so cold that the children must be frozen." I breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's right. Fortunately, my mother is thoughtful. Although the children are wearing a lot of clothes, the day is always changing. It is sunny in the morning, but it will change in the afternoon." Empress Yingniang said fearfully.
"Oh? Mother Ying, why is your gate village called Xia Frog Village? Is it because there are many frogs in summer?" I asked curiously.
Yingniang burst into laughter, then paused and said, "Then your township is still called Shenyuan Township! Is it because there were gods before? Hehehehe..."
Forehead! !Can we still be happy couples together, really...
I rolled my eyes and said: "That's not necessarily true, maybe it has really come out before! Besides, what's so good about being a fairy? Maybe one day you will hook the wrong soul again, turn you into a man, and throw it in A completely strange era!" I muttered to myself.
"What? Xianggong, what are you talking nonsense about?" Yingniang didn't hear clearly.
"It's nothing! Look, there's someone in front of you. Do you know him? If you're an acquaintance, please say hello first. I don't even know him."
"Oh, that's my little brother! This kid, if he isn't staying at home, where is he going?"
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☆, strong wine
In the last chapter, we mentioned that the couple saw Yingniang's younger brother at the entrance of the village.Then read on. . . .
Bai Hanwen, who was walking towards the entrance of Xiawa Village with his head down, was very excited. The army had entered the city two days ago, and just now he heard from the Tofu King, who was walking around the streets, that his brother-in-law returned home last night, riding a fine horse Woolen cloth!Hurry up to have a look and listen to my brother-in-law talk about the battlefield!He didn't notice anyone at the entrance of the village at all, and just passed by his dear brother-in-law's family in such a hurry without looking up.While walking, I said to myself, 'I have to hurry up, or I won't be able to make it before dark! '
"Little brother, where are you going? Why are you leaving in such a hurry? You didn't see your sister and brother-in-law!" Yingniang wondered, what happened to this little brother?
Hearing his sister call him, he suddenly raised his head. After seeing the family in front of him clearly, his eyes widened in surprise, and he shouted loudly: "Brother-in-law? Ah! Brother-in-law, why are you here? Haha, I was about to I'm going to see you! Hehe~"
"I just came back yesterday. I came to see you and report that you are safe! You are going to see me!"
"Yes, brother-in-law, I just heard that you are back, so I rushed to your house in a hurry!"
"Did you not see sister, or what? Why do you only see your brother-in-law!" Yingniang was taken aback.
"Eh? Hehehe, I haven't seen my brother-in-law for more than a year. I'm so excited! Oh! Go slowly, I'll go home and report the news! Parents must be very happy to know!" There will be no shadow, run fast!
"Hahaha! My little brother-in-law is quite funny! It seems that I won't be lonely in the days to come! Oh! I'm so charming, I attract people everywhere! I'm also very troubled about this~! "I rubbed my chin and said stinky fart.
"You must be smug! Hmph!" Yingniang laughed and hummed at me.
The gate of the Bai family.
"Father~mother~my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is here!!! My sister is back too, and there are~~~~ and two children." Xiaofeng was out of breath while running.
"What are you talking about? Your sister and your brother-in-law are here?" It was his mother who spoke.
"Ah~~ here! I walked to the entrance of the village and just met them. I'll go pick them up." After speaking, he turned and ran back.
"Little brother! You are addicted to running back and forth!" Yingniang laughed at him.
"Woo~! Niang Ying, you sit still, I will pick you up when I get down." I reined in the horse.
After I stood still, I carried the two children down. Finally, with my help, Yingniang got off the horse. She blushed and straightened her clothes with her head down.Look up to me to see her.
She smiled and said, "Where's mother?"
"Mom! My father asked me to bring some things. Some are local specialties I bought on the march. Some were given by General Li." I also called mother.
"Oh, you said you, you just came back yesterday, and you're here today. It's enough to have your heart, and you still bring these things. Hurry up and go into the house. It's freezing all the way!" Son-in-law!
This is the door of the room opened, and a middle-aged man with a beard walked out, holding a circle of books in his hand.He tentatively looked into the yard, and after seeing clearly that the elder daughter and son-in-law's family had arrived, he grinned and even narrowed his eyes. It took only two seconds, and he restrained his smile again. He pretended to clear his throat.
"Ahem~ The son-in-law is here! Don't stand outside! Come in." He said and entered the room with his hands behind his back.
This old man really wants to save face, hehe~ cute uncle.
"Hanwen, help your brother-in-law with the stuff, come to Dong'er, Niuniu, come to grandma, grandma will bring you dates to eat." The mother-in-law brought the two children.We went into the house with our things.
The house is still very warm. Their house is a courtyard-like enclosure, and there are quite a lot of rooms.
"Yingniang, is your house quite big! There are so many houses." I asked curiously.
"This house was built by my grandfather. My father was a single heir for three generations. In our generation, there were only two males. In fact, there were two more, but unfortunately they both died. Don't mention it!" Yingniang told me in a low voice.
"Oh! Good! I won't say."
"Where's Big Brother Niang?" Yingniang hasn't seen this big brother who is about to get married since she entered the yard for a long time.
"He! He went up the mountain to cut firewood." Father replied.
"Hanwen, you're bullying Hanlin again, aren't you? How can you let your elder brother cut firewood by himself?" Yingniang questioned.
"I, I, no, I'm in a hurry to see my brother-in-law!"
"Yes, yes, as soon as I heard that my brother-in-law was back, my second brother didn't even eat lunch, and he didn't listen to anyone's advice. He insisted on going to see my brother-in-law that day." The younger sister came out of the back room and said mischievously.
"You, let me tell you what's good about you!" Yingniang scolded everyone with a smile.
"Father, I brought you something nice." I said as if offering a treasure.
"Oh? What is it?" Everyone asked in unison.
"It's distiller's grains, dad! My husband said, this distiller's grains are 200 years old, and they are the essence of the best aged Nurhong. I bought them on the way back! As long as you add a little to the wine, it will be very fragrant!"
"Oh? My son-in-law! Such a good thing! How can he be willing to sell it! Besides, this thing must be very expensive! Where did you get the money!" The old man is addicted to alcohol!But he is not an alcoholic.
"It's like this. There have been wars in the border generation all the year round. This family wants to move south and urgently needs a sum of money, so they plan to buy some of the distiller's grains, and keep some for themselves to continue to pass on. The son-in-law of the distiller's grains cannot afford it. It was bought by Li Zhen as a tribute to his grandfather. In order to thank me for saving my life, he would share with me all the good things, and he gave me the lees. He gave me half a bowl in total, and I kept it for my father. You can smell the aroma of the distiller's lees! The person who bought the distiller's lees said that a catty of wine only needs to be mixed with a small fingernail!"
"Oh! Such a rare thing, my silly son-in-law, this is a treasure! I'll just keep the spoon, and you gave me half of it! Take the rest back." His excited hands shook.
"Oh, father-in-law, you can take it with confidence! You know that my father doesn't drink, and it's useless for me to keep so much. Let's go tonight! Redeem some, let's have a good drink! Look How about it.
ah?You ask me, how do I know my dad doesn't drink?Before eating less last night, I secretly took out the wine lees. He said that he broke his leg because of drinking and walking at night, so he stopped drinking.
Father-in-law smashed his mouth, the wine worm has already been hooked out!After thinking about it, I finally couldn't resist the temptation.I nodded and agreed!
Damn it, let's make some good dishes later, I want to have a good meal with my son-in-law tonight!Then clean up their houses, Hanwen!You care about burning the kang! "
"Oh! Got it, Dad! I'm going to pick up my elder brother right now, he will be back soon after chopping firewood!"
☆, strong wine
At this moment, there was movement outside the door, "Father, mother! My second sister and second brother-in-law are here. Huh? Whose horse is this? It can't be my brother-in-law!" His eldest son, Bo Hanlin.At the door, he met his second brother-in-law who was driving a donkey cart.When he saw the horses in the yard, he excitedly threw the firewood on his shoulders to the ground in the yard.
The neighbors went out to watch through the courtyard wall, this old Bai's house is really lively today!Look at the life of others, there are donkey carts and horses at the door, and then look at the front of your own house, there are small sparrows looking for food, which are dead leaves!
We went out to pick up the second sister's family one after another. Today, Lao Bai's family is reunited, just in time for the Chinese New Year.
"Father and mother, big sister and brother-in-law, you guys are here too! We came back to tell our parents that brother-in-law is coming back, but I didn't expect you to be faster than us. Hehe~" It was the beaming second sister who spoke!
"Yes! By the way, mother, I brought some pork and vegetables, and I moved to the kitchen! Brother-in-law, let's talk again when I come back later!" This must be the second brother-in-law, and the tough mother said he was a butcher Yes, but judging by his face, this man is quite honest, not vicious at all, not like those butchers on TV with sloppy faces!She looks clean and has a well-proportioned figure!Very good, very pleasing to the eye! "Okay! Do you want me to help?" I said with a smile as if in a mood.
"No need, this weight means nothing to me!"
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Suddenly there were two more families, and the house was very lively. The mother-in-law and two daughters were busy cooking, and the men were chatting together, mostly asking me about the war!The children were running back and forth in the kitchen and the living room, very happy!When the smell of vegetables wafted from the kitchen, they turned into the kitchen and did not leave. They lay on the pot and closed their eyes, sniffing deeply with their small noses. They wiped the corners of their mouths with their hands, and looked at the adults Ladies and gentlemen, the adults were amused by their pitiful appearance.
The child's grandmother picked out a few pieces of braised pork from the pot and just gave them to the two children in a ceramic bowl.
In the living room, men sat cross-legged.
Han Wen: "Oh! Second brother-in-law, did you bring a jar of wine?"
"Yes! Excellent Nurhong!" Second brother-in-law Zhu Baoqiang said
Han Wen: "That's great, daughter's red is paired with daughter's red, it's perfect! It's a blessing tonight!"
The second brother-in-law turned to look at me: "What do you mean Nur Hong meets Nur Hong! Could it be that brother-in-law also brought Nur Hong?"
Han Wen: "Oh~ it's different! Brother-in-law's daughter-in-law bought her daughter's red wine lees from the underground for more than 200 years, and then mixed it with second brother-in-law's daughter-in-law, where did you come from? Isn't it a perfect match!"
The second brother-in-law shouted in surprise: "What? 200-year-old distiller's grains? Wow! You have to taste it! Brother-in-law, where did you get it!"
A few hundred words are omitted here
The second brother-in-law: "Oh, so that's what happened! Then tonight I really borrowed all from my father-in-law, and I can taste this 200-year-old wine! Hehe!"
The father-in-law was very pleased when he heard it, he kept smiling, stroked his beard and said, "We are all borrowing money from Mu Bai! If he has a good relationship with the general, how could it be our turn!"
Big brother Hanlin: "By the way, brother-in-law, I heard that you came to kill General Li Zhen and block an arrow for him? Just one o'clock~"
"Yeah! I was almost left behind by the King of Hades, but your brother-in-law is my fate, and the King of Hades confiscated it. I walked around the gate of hell, and I came back again! Hahaha~!" Thinking of the Netherworld, I sighed ah!
Little brother Hanwen: "Brother-in-law, tell us what happened at that time!"
"Ah! The story is like this~...([-] words omitted here)"
It was so dangerous!Almost never come back!Everyone sighed, saying that I have great fortune and destiny, and there must be future blessings!
My brother-in-law and brother-in-law respect and admire me, saying that I am so brave, while my father-in-law strokes his beard and nods. Although he also thinks that I am too risky and worried that his daughter will be widowed, he still feels proud that his daughter married a real man. Man, a good man worth relying on!Looking at me who was elegant in conversation, I smiled and thought in my heart, "I have been a soldier for a year, and even my self-cultivation has improved."The more he watched it, the more he liked it, and the more he watched it, the happier he became.
"Dinner is ready! Go and wash your hands, we're going to eat right away!" The women served wine and dishes
When we came back from washing our hands, they had already arranged the food and wine.
The father-in-law said, "Mother, where did you put the wine lees? How much did you use?"
"Don't worry! I used up as little as a fingernail as you said! I'll put it in the house when I'm done using it, in the old place! Don't worry!" Hanwen's eyes lit up when he heard the word 'old place'.
"Well! I've always been relieved of you doing business! Well, you guys go to eat too!"
With the approval of their father-in-law, they took their two children, set up a table in the back room, and started eating.
in the living room.
I raised my glass to respect my father-in-law: "This is the first glass of wine, to my father-in-law, I wish my father-in-law good health and a long life, just like this distiller's grains, live to be [-] years old!"
The father-in-law raised his glass with a smile on his face and said, "Okay! We all live to be two hundred years old! Hahaha! Let's drink this cup!"
Hanlin: "For the second cup, I respect my eldest brother-in-law, and celebrate her safe return and good health!"
Cheers cheers. . . . .
After drinking for three rounds, the dishes were reheated several times.
Hanwen said that he had to go to the toilet after drinking too much, "Hey! Wait for me, I'll go too!" The two of us walked out staggeringly.
The second brother-in-law: "Hehe~ Dad, look at the two of them! Hiccup~! Hehe, the two of them, hiccup~! They're all drunk! Hehe!"
Hanlin: "Second brother-in-law, you still talk about other people, you are also~ you are about to die! Hehe!"
It was dark outside, and the wind was very cold at night, and the cold wind was blowing on my face. I was half awake from the wine, and I shrank my neck and asked Han Wen: "What are you looking at if you don't walk there?" Please, I don't know the way!
"Oh! Come here!"
I let Hanwen go first, so naturally he went first.When it was time for me to go, he said it was too cold and he had to go back first, so I didn't care about him.When I was trotting back, I happened to bump into Han Wen coming out of another room at the door!There seems to be something hidden in the sleeve!
"How did you get here?" I asked him.
"Oh! It's okay, I'll go to the candle in my mother's room."
"What about the candles?"
"Wax, candle, I can't find it! Oops! I'm about to freeze to death, let's get in the house!" Han Wen's eyes dodged, there must be something wrong, I want to see what the hell you are doing!
After entering the house, "Oh, it's still warm inside, but it's cold outside!" I shivered after entering the house.
"Both of you, come on, let's continue drinking! Hiccup~!" The second brother-in-law hiccupped again.I pretended to be talking to others, and looked at Hanwen from the corner of my eye. This kid put his hand under the table, and quickly took out a wine glass from his sleeve while others were not paying attention, and then it was full of wine. This kid must have stolen the lees , Hehe, this brat.I also filled the glass with wine.
"Hanwen, what do you think that is?" I pretended to see something and called him in panic.
He was just about to take the wine glass, but when I called him, he hurriedly looked at where my finger was, "What? What's wrong?"
While he wasn't paying attention, I quickly switched our wine glasses.
"What do you want me to see, brother-in-law?" Han Wen was puzzled.
"Oh! I was wrong! I thought there were mice there!"
"Oh!" Seeing that nothing was wrong, Han Wen picked up the glass of wine in front of him, closed his eyes and sniffed it.
"What do you smell?" I asked him pretending to be curious.
"Oh! It's all right, I just smell the wine."
I also imitated him and sniffed it, oh~ this time is strong enough, this kid, at least put as much as a small fingernail.He mixed the amount of a jar and he made a cup.It's very good!If he was drunk by a kid like him, he wouldn't be able to spurt blood from his nose.
At this time, he raised the glass of wine that I had dropped, drank it all in one gulp, and smacked his lips when he was done.Tilting his head, he muttered in a low voice: "Huh? Why does it smell the same? Could it be that this is the question of how much to put? It's so boring!"
Hehe, I snickered and wanted to pour this glass of wine back into the jar.I haven't got up yet.The father-in-law said: "Come on, the employment is almost done, let's go one last, um! I wish us a better life! Let's toast!" They drank all the wine, I hesitated, this glass of high-concentration distiller's grains Enter the belly, won't you get drunk and unconscious! "Hey? Brother-in-law, why don't you do it! I can't drink anymore! I can help you if I can't drink!" Han Wen is just a small wine bag.
I dare not let him drink this!Just kidding, if I die from alcohol poisoning, I have to pay my father-in-law a son.Thinking about it, I closed my eyes, and the wine glass was dry for a week!
The author has something to say: two chapters have been updated, and there will be another chapter in a while!The next chapter is very exciting ~ you know!
☆, broken
After drinking this glass of wine, a rush of heat rushed into my mind!The eyes are a little blurry.
I was helped into the house by Ying Niang.In a daze, I felt a little itchy on my body, scratched my neck, and found that we were the only ones in the room and asked her: "Where are the children?
"The children are in their parents' room! Mother said she missed them, and let the children sleep in their room tonight!" Yingniang said while helping me undress.
"Oh! Well then, is there any water? My throat is so dry!" I said as I struggled to free myself from the neckline.
"Yes, I'll bring it to you."
After drinking water, I feel much better, but my body is still very itchy, and I can't hook my back. "Yingniang, help me scratch my back! It's killing me. Am I allergic to alcohol? Why is it so uncomfortable!"
Lady Ying reached into my clothes and scratched my itches. Her hands were cold and slippery!When it hits my back, it feels so good! "Are you ready?" she asked me.
"Not yet, there is still a neck and an arm!"
"Wait a minute!" Yingniang actually left, and I shouted at her back: "Why are you going!"
"I'll get you some water and wipe it off!"
After a while, she came back with a basin, and at this time, I had already taken off all my clothes, because the clothes were already soaked in sweat!Wearing only a pair of baggy boxer pants, he lay flat on the kang in a big character.The hands are not honest, scratching left and right.
"Xianggong's hot water is here, don't move around, I'll wipe it for you and it won't itch!" Yingniang gently scrubbed me.After wiping it off, it was really better.
Finally, Yingniang finished packing her things, and brought back a basin of water herself, washed her face, and wiped off her sweat!After everything was done, she woke me up and said, "Sister-in-law, wait until later before going back to sleep. I have to spread the bedding on the floor. The floor is hard, and I will feel pain when I wake up tomorrow."
I sat up in a daze, touched the mattress in my hand, pulled it over, and threw it aside: "What kind of joke is this?" After I finished speaking, I fell back, didn't sit still, and hit the back of my head on the wall, "Hey Yo! Someone hit me! Black-faced Judge, did you sneak up on Lao Tzu again? Where are you? Let Lao Tzu catch you, I must be afraid of your skin." I frantically searched and grabbed, and finally caught the "Black-faced Judge" ', "Hey, I caught you, see if I don't peel your skin."
I rode on that person and began to pick off her clothes. I muttered dissatisfiedly while doing this: "What kind of clothes are you wearing? Why is it so hard to take off? Hurry up and untie the belt yourself, or I will use a knife." !" The person under him was really 'frightened' and untied his belt.
Once the belt is untied, the next step is much smoother.Ha ha!I took the last piece of clothing - the red bellyband, and said with a smile: "Hahaha! You still wear a red bellyband? Hahaha! How about it, are you afraid now! I peeled your skin to see if you dare to plot Me! Well, now you can get out!" I said very generously!
"Sir, where do you want me to go?"
"Huh? Where is Mr. Xiang?" I looked down at the person I was riding under, but I couldn't see clearly!Blinking her eyes vigorously, shaking her heavy head, she still couldn't see clearly, she got closer, and then closer, and finally she was close enough to feel her heartbeat, and now she could see clearly, her eyes were wide open, this is God. horse?A big red bean?What is this?White flowers, pork?I stretched out my hand and pressed it, it was soft, um, it felt like deja vu!I pinched the big red bean once, "Ah! Mr. Mr.! You~"
"It's so elastic! Oh ho ho! This red bean is soft! Hehe! It's so strange! But why does it look so familiar to me? I seem to have seen it somewhere before!"
"What? Who else have you seen besides mine?" She pinched my ear and questioned me!
"Oh! Let go, let go! Let go! It hurts!"
"Then you still haven't told the truth!"
"What are you explaining! Why are you so fierce! I showed you rare red beans, and you twisted my ears."
"Tell me that you still met there!"
"Let me think about it! Where did I see it?" I, Ciri, thought confusedly.
"Oh! I thought of it! In my previous life! I had it too! Hehe!"
When she heard me say that, she burst into laughter, let go of her hand, and said with a smile: "You are talking nonsense! It seems that you are drunk!"
I rubbed my ears and distanced myself from her.
Why?This is?Two red beans, haha I love bean paste buns the most. "I'm hungry, I want to eat red bean paste buns."
After speaking, he opened his mouth and bit the red bean on the left.
"Ah~! You, you are going to die! You bite me and hurt me! Let go!" She wanted to push my face away, and I grabbed the red bean with all my strength.Just keep quiet.She was really at a loss, she squeaked my waist, and when I was itchy, I let go of my mouth, "Ah, hahahaha! This is a sneak attack. These two are mine, you are not allowed to snatch them from me!" Covering it with his hands, he grabbed two bean paste buns with both hands.
"Huh? This side is very good! It's full of elasticity! Ah! It must be delicious." I grabbed it twice vigorously.
"Oh! You scoundrel! You! You!" She was speechless
Let me gnaw and bite on the two bean paste buns, and it won't hinder me anymore.
"Hey? Why can't I bite it down!!"
"Sanggong~ I can't do it~ You, stop playing!" She wrapped her arms around my neck, and I didn't notice that I lay on top of her.
Noon the next day. . .Except for the mother-in-law, the second sister who is three months pregnant, the third sister and two children, the men who are too drunk and Yingniang are all unaffected!
"Mother, why do you think the elder sister hasn't woken up yet? It's all hit, and she didn't drink." The young girl asked in confusion. According to her memory, her elder sister has always been a hardworking person. She slept until noon and didn't wake up. first time.
"Xu Yes, I'm tired!" Mother didn't intend to tell her in detail.She understands that there was so much movement last night, she is old and sleepy, and wakes up when there is any movement, but she only slept when she was ugly last night!This big son-in-law really is!cough!
"Tired? She didn't do anything yesterday?! How could she be tired?" The little girl really doesn't understand!
"Okay, little sister, don't ask. If you are really curious, you can just ask the elder sister when the elder sister wakes up. If you ask the mother, how will the mother know?" The second sister smiled mysteriously.It can also be said to be wretched! !He also heard last night that the pregnant woman did not sleep very well.
In the room, Ying Niang stretched her waist!Um?Lowering her head, she smiled, and her husband buried his head in her arms and fell asleep soundly.She reached out and touched her husband's head, looking at his sleeping profile with fascination.Suddenly I heard the man in his arms say a dream: "Mine! Both are mine! No one is allowed to snatch them!" Puchi~ Smiles filled the corners of his mouth and eyes.He stroked his head and coaxed him, "Okay! It's all yours! No one will snatch it from you."
And the man in his arms was actually having a dream, and in the dream, she was having sex with a beautiful man in her previous life!
Yingniang wiped her eye gum, then wiped her man's eye gum, and then used her fingers to draw on his long eyebrows and straight nose!Red lips, Baji leaned forward and kissed her, I frowned, feeling my throat was so hot and dry.I was so thirsty, just at this moment a wet thing was attached to it, I opened my mouth subconsciously, and grabbed the wet and soft thing. "Oh! Um~" Huh?what sound?
I opened my eyes suspiciously, hey!What a big face, no!etc!What's in my mouth?Look down, mouth?oh!It turned out to be the mouth!What?Mouth?whose mouth?Suddenly realizing something, I looked up, "Yingniang?" I opened my eyes wide and shouted hoarsely.
"Good morning, Xianggong! Did you sleep well?" Yan Yan said with a sweet smile.
what is going on!This is!
I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at her. This lowering of my head stimulated me even more!
These two familiar things in front of me are~~~~
Who can tell me what happened last night!Her face was flushed with happiness, and there were little strawberries everywhere on her body! ! ! ! !The damn little strawberry! ! !This dazzling little strawberry~~~~~~!!!!!!
It can't be me!Mom! ! !What have I done?Am I a beast?No way!She is a woman!I actually? ? ? ?Ah~~~~~ I drank the fragments!Can not remember!Drunk and promiscuous! ! !
I am simply inferior to beasts, beasts will not attack the same sex! ! !
My heart has already burst into tears! ! !I regret it! !You shouldn't have drank that glass of high-strength wine in the first place! ! !It's bad! !Fragment it! ! !Something went wrong! ! !Be promiscuous! ! !Asiba! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~
"Msister! It's noon now, let's get up! Otherwise, we should be laughed at! I went to bed too late yesterday. No matter how much I persuade you, it's useless, it's like getting blood from a chicken!" Yingniang said shyly !
I squeezed my lips tightly, closed my eyes hard, and hypnotized myself 'I didn't hear anything, she didn't say anything.I did nothing last night, nothing happened to us. 'When I opened my eyes again and wanted to answer calmly, this damn little strawberry appeared in front of my eyes again!I covered the strawberry in front of me with my hand, but this soft place, I gritted my teeth!damn it!Am I out of my mind?
"My husband! Stop making trouble! Get up!" She said, sitting up and getting dressed.While wearing it, he muttered: "Oh! My whole body looks like it's falling apart! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"
Blame me again?I turned over and lay on my back, rolled my eyes, really wanted to foam at the mouth and die! ! !
☆, Sakura Niang was laughed at!
In the kitchen
Younger sister: "Second sister, what happened to eldest sister for a few days? It's already noon, why haven't you woke up yet? Is she sick? How about I go and see her!"
As soon as she was about to leave, she was grabbed by the second sister: "Don't worry, the eldest sister is fine!"
"Then why hasn't she gotten up until now? Eldest sister has always been the first to wake up! Don't you think today is strange? What do you think, mother?" The younger sister asked the second sister and mother in confusion.
And these two 'insiders' couldn't explain it to her!Do you want to give her a biology class and tell her about the origin of human beings?
Why do you say they are acquaintances?Her mother is getting older, and people who are getting older have clear sleep and light sleep!I woke up when there was some movement, so last night, when did Yingniang and the others sleep?
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