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Looking down at me, he laughed out loud as if he thought of something.I looked at him strangely: "What? You were kicked by the horse too?"
He smiled and waved his hands and said, "No, no! I thought of your cousin~ Er fool!" Er fool?What are these names?Listening to this very happy name, I couldn't help but smile on my face! Seeing me smile, Xiaofeng hurriedly asked: "Do you remember him?" "I don't remember!" "Oh! It's okay, I said Here you go, him! But what about our pistachio! But we may never be able to make fun of him again in the future!" Speaking of which, he was a little disappointed! "What's wrong with him?" I saw his expression was not very good, I thought something happened to this second idiot cousin, so I hurriedly asked!
Xiaofeng said: "Actually, it's nothing! It's just that he was shot through one leg by an arrow during the battle with Tuyuhun in the first few days! It's disabled! But it's a good thing! At least, he won't have to go to the battlefield again! He can save his life!" And condolence money!" "Broken leg? Is this really a battlefield?" I asked nervously.Xiaofeng said helplessly: "Of course! You think it's just a joke! This battle has been going on for a year, since Tuyuhun officially invaded Liangzhou (now Wuwei, Gansu) in September of the eighth year of Zhenguan and angered His Majesty. The imperial edict launched a large-scale conquest of Tuyuhun. We have been fighting with General Li in the north and south!" What?I was stunned when I heard it, my history is not very good, I only know a little bit, I still know about the rule of Zhenguan, but I don’t know the exact time!The eighth year of Zhenguan~ is the year of AD! !I asked him again: "General Li? Is that General Li?" Xiaofeng said proudly, "Our Tang Dynasty still has that general named Li who can defeat Tuyuhun? Of course it is General Li Jing Li!"
I walked out of the big tent and saw many soldiers in armor, some on guard, some on patrol, some on rest, no matter what they were doing, they were all in order!It seems that this general governs the army very strictly!Look up at the sky!The dark clouds covered the sun, not a ray of sunshine, gray and gloomy!I really want it to rain!Just when I was in a trance, I seemed to hear the sound of footsteps!This sound is different from the neat footsteps of a patrolling pair.They are not on the same level!Close your eyes and feel carefully, I feel a different breath!His eyes widened suddenly, that was ~ murderous intent!As a warrior, I am very familiar with this breath!
"Where did such a murderous intent come from?" I said to myself.Xiaofeng stood beside me and heard me talking, and said with a smile, "Murderous intent? Yes! In this barracks, the murderous intent is heavy!"
"No! It's not from the barracks! I feel that this breath is around, but I can't grasp where it is? I can't tell, anyway, I'm in a panic!" I said while looking around!Xiaofeng shuddered!He also looked around and whispered, "You're scared out of your wits, aren't you! There are still dirty things here!"
☆, sneak attack on the barracks
At this time, I don't know when the military doctor came behind us!Pat Xiaofeng on the back! "Hey! You two don't go to rest, what are you looking at?" Xiaofeng knelt down on the ground, turned his head trembling, saw that the military doctor immediately turned into a puddle of mud, and cried out in mourning: "Military doctor! You Can you come and go like a ghost! I'm almost scared to pee by you! Oh my god!!"
The military doctor was baffled: "What's wrong with you kid? How did you become less courageous? I passed by you, and you were so engrossed in watching the sky! Didn't notice me! What happened?"
Xiaofeng stood up, patted his clothes, and said to the military doctor mysteriously, "Is our barracks unclean?" You are a crime of disturbing the morale of the army!" The military doctor scolded in a low voice with a straight face!
Xiao Fenghou looked around in fear, seeing no one was paying attention, he was relieved!Said to the military doctor with a hippie smile: "Isn't this close to you! You can't tell others!" The military doctor gave him a look: "Why did you think of saying this?" Xiaofeng said: "I tell you, don't Rumors, if it comes out of my mouth and into your ears, it’s fine! Otherwise, someone should say that my brother was kicked stupid by a horse!" The military doctor said impatiently: "Oh! Where are so many nonsense! Say it quickly!"
Xiaofeng look at me!Seeing that I didn't object, he whispered to the military doctor: "Just now! Brother Mubai told me that he felt murderous around him...." He told the military doctor what we had just said.
"Hey? Do you think it's because of Brother Bai's brain? Or is it true~~" Xiaofeng's voice became quieter as he spoke!
I said to Xiaofeng, "What nonsense! You are so stupid! I just feel so flustered, I can't sit still, I can't stand firmly! I always feel that something is going to happen!"
Xiaofeng choked on me and said, "You must be hungry, right? When I'm hungry, I also panic!"
The military doctor looked at me seriously!I also looked at him.After a while, he quietly said: "Are you sure?" "I'm sure! The murderous intent is heavy, and it's getting closer! Don't you think it's strangely quiet now? If this is a real battlefield, is it true?" Don't you think it's abnormal to be a little quiet in the middle of a war? You see, even the birds are not flying! The sky is so clean! It is said that it is going to rain now, and the sky should be full of dragonflies, but there are very few of them. "
The military doctor bowed his head and pondered for a while and said: "I can't do anything about this matter. I'm just a military doctor, not a military adviser. Even if I can see the general, it may not be useful to say it. Besides, all this sounds reasonable, but after all, it's just yours." Speculation! If there is something, the general will see it with his bravery! You are just a wounded soldier, and your duty is to heal your wounds and go to the battlefield! Don’t worry about the rest! If you find anything abnormal, tell the general yourself!"
Old man, I didn't let you tell me!You must listen to it yourself!
He's right, it's none of my business, I'm just a foreigner who just came from time travel!go back to sleep!
Not long after I lay down, I felt my chest was hot! I reached out and touched it, oh my god! I was so excited! This is it?My jade token?I looked down at the lamb fat steak! And that orchid flower on it! My God! How did you get here?Very good!Now I am not afraid! Even if I go back to the Three Kingdoms, I am not afraid anymore! Hahahaha!
I actually laughed out loud! No! Wait! Jade plaques are dangerous if they are hot! Then say it! Not good! There are ambushes around!
"Xiaofeng! Wake up! Wake up!" I patted Xiaofeng not far from me! "What's wrong? I just fell asleep!" Xiaofeng rubbed his eyes and muttered.
"Don't sleep! I feel an ambush around us!"
"There's an ambush? How did you know? Brother, don't act like an enemy! Tsuchiyahun is scared of being beaten by us! Where did the ambush come from!"
Just as I was about to speak, a soldier came in! He trotted in and lowered his voice and said, "Listen, all soldiers, the general has an order: all soldiers, prepare for battle! There is something wrong with the atmosphere today! There may be an ambush! You guys can still fight The lightly wounded are in charge of your patrol! A platoon of soldiers will be sent to support you later!" After speaking, he trotted away!
Xiaofeng looked at me in a daze: "Brother! You are amazing!" I was nervous, and I used to often fight in groups, but they were all children's stuff, and this is going to kill people! Dead people, I have seen a big one today Heaped up!
But I seem to have overlooked one thing all the time, "Xiaofeng, what's your last name?" "I can't do it!"
"Mo Xiaofeng, what do you mean by calling me brother all the time?" I tilted my head and asked him!
"Because you are older than me!"
Then why not call me sister?Women in the Tang Dynasty could join the army, right?No, it was Wu Zetian's time! Oh!Am I like Hua Mulan?
"I want to pee! Wash, where is the toilet?" I decided to figure it out!
"in~"
"You take me there! I can't find it even if I tell you!"
In the latrine: I looked up to the sky and sighed! Tears streaming down my face! God damn black judge! I can bear Huanyang to Tang Dynasty, but how can you get the gender wrong?I was a tomboy in the previous life, but in this life you turned me into a pure man! I will not let you go.Uncle! Didn’t the man in black say that suicide is not acceptable? , hum!Swords have no eyes on the battlefield, wait for me to come back, I will not kill you!
"Ah Choo! Who's scolding me!" The black-faced judge in the underworld touched his nose.
☆, Sneak attack under the barracks
"Brother Mubai, are you alright? Why haven't you come out for so long?" Xiaofeng whispered to me at the door, dragging his neck!
"It's coming, it's coming! Let's go back to patrol!"
We went back to the wounded barracks, and since we were both lightly wounded, we were in charge of patrolling!More than an hour passed, very peaceful!Nothing happened!It's raining lightly!The drizzle wet my clothes and wet my hair!I squinted my eyes and looked at the sky: "This rain is finally falling!"
The jade plaque is so hot!Is it coming?
From a distance, it looks like the barracks are resting, but they are actually preparing for war!Soldiers from Tuyuhun sneaked up from all around!
The two soldiers fought, shouting loudly, because our army had been prepared for a long time, so Tuyuhun's sneak attack plan failed, and we had to face each other head-on!
Here is my chance to go back! I am standing on the chaotic battlefield, looking for targets everywhere, why no one came to kill me?I shouted loudly: "Come on! Who is going to kill me! Come and kill me! I'm getting impatient!"
At this time, a Tuyuhun soldier who looked only ten years old came over! He held a big knife in both hands and stared at me nervously!
Ha ha!I stared at him excitedly and said, "Hey! Why are you looking at me! Hold your knife tightly and chop right here!" I tilted my head to one side and shouted at him with my fingers pointing at the stretched neck.
Hearing what I said, he was so nervous that the hand holding the big knife trembled.I licked my lips, swallowed my saliva, and didn't move!
"I said you should do it quickly! Oh, your saber skills are accurate! Don't shake your hands! Give me a good time! You must be killed with one knife! Oh, I said, can you do it! If you can't, I will Change someone!"
"Ah~! I won't fight anymore! I want to go home! Mother!" The Tuyuhun boy who was holding a knife threw the big knife like crazy, shouting while running wildly! Finally, he tripped over the corpse on the ground I fell down, lay on the ground and never got up again!
My friends and I were stunned! This buddy’s mental quality is too bad!
Still immersed in the sudden incident just now, he was suddenly thrown by someone. "Brother, are you okay! It was just too dangerous! If I hadn't happened to see it! You would have died!"
I'll go, you are busy with your business, leave me alone, okay?I replied without emotion, "Thank you! Don't worry about me, just protect yourself!"
"It's okay, big brother, I'll follow you, so that we can take care of each other!"
I didn't have time to talk to him, and continued to run blindly looking for death! Xiaofeng followed me anxiously, and shouted at me, "Brother, don't run around, it's dangerous!"
As if I didn't hear it, I continued to look for my goal!Saw!A man who seems to be the leader of Tuguhun is aiming at a soldier of Datang with an arrow. My chance has come!I rushed over quickly and stood in front of that Datang soldier, just in time to meet the arrow! The arrow hit my body, and I heard a whoosh, but I didn't feel any pain at that time!I just smiled happily!Looking up at the sky, with blood dripping from his mouth, he mumbled "I'm back, I'm back! Hahaha!"
"Brother!" Xiaofeng ran towards me!
When I fell on my back and was about to fall to the ground, two hands caught me!Immediately afterwards, there was a sudden dizziness in front of my eyes, and I passed out!
When I woke up again, it was already three days later!
In a daze, I felt that I had returned to the underworld again, tossing Judge Hei enough!He was really helpless, and sent me back to the modern world, and I saw my parents, and my brother again!
The corners of his mouth curled up, he smiled and wanted to speak, but he couldn't make a sound!what 's wrong?I frowned and tried hard to make a sound!But always to no avail!At this moment, I heard a crying voice, "Brother, brother, are you awake? Brother, wake up!"
Dimly, I opened my eyes, my eyes were blurred and I couldn't see clearly! "I'm so thirsty" it took a lot of effort to say a few words.
"Brother, you are thirsty, I'll get you water! Come here, drink water!" He lifted my head with a bowl of water and poured it into my mouth!
After drinking some water, I feel better, but still can't wake up!In this way, I continued to sleep for two days and two nights!
I opened my eyes that day, and what I saw was a big face! The big nostrils shocked me!
"Brother, are you awake? Great! Thank God you finally woke up! Do you know? You have been in a coma for five days and five nights! Military doctor! Military doctor ~ my brother is awake! Come and see him!"
I closed my eyes, pursed my mouth, and scolded him [-] times in my heart, "You just talk when you talk! Can you stop spitting on my face? You think you are a shower!"
Hula! A lot of people came in at once! The room suddenly became noisy!
☆、Do you know Nezha?
I got a headache when there were too many people in the room, did I wrinkle up, and closed my eyes.I thought: courting death failed! I am still in Datang!
"Ahem! Keep your voice down!" A mature voice said.
"General, general, general! Why are you here! I pay my respects to the general!" It was Xiaofeng's voice.
"The old man came to see his injuries! I just heard you say he was awake at the door? Why are you still closing your eyes? How is the military doctor doing with his injuries?" Yes! As long as he takes good care of him, he will be cured in three months! His life is really great! It was only half a finger away, and he was shot in the heart!"
I was sprayed with saliva and couldn't open my eyes!
Xiaofeng faced the general and his back to me, lowered his head and patted my shoulder, maybe he wanted to tell me that the general was coming!Wake up! But he managed to touch my wound!
"Ah! Hiss~" I grinned in pain.Open your eyes and stare at him.He looked back at me, so guilty that he didn't dare to speak out! He just lowered his head! I sighed! Forget it!He is also kind!
"Young man, are you awake? How do you feel? Are you better?" A handsome old man said to me kindly!
Who is this old man?I really want to ask, uncle, who are you?I don't know you!
The room was so quiet that you could even hear the breathing of several people! Xiaofeng was already sweating profusely, thinking, brother! Are you talking back?It's rude of you to stare at the general like that!
"I, I'm much better!" After what seemed like a century, I finally replied!
"How old are you? Where is your hometown? Who else is there?" He asked me a series of questions again!
Who knows what question you just asked!
I answered him honestly: "I don't remember? I was kicked in the head by a horse a few days ago, and I don't remember anything after waking up!" I looked at him innocently.
He didn't seem surprised after hearing this! He turned to the military doctor and said, "Is there no other way?"
"Back to the general, this situation can only be recovered slowly by himself! There is really no other way!"
The general nodded, and said to Xiaofeng, "You are from his hometown, so you should know him very well! Answer the question just now for him!"
Xiaofeng seemed to be in awe of him, seeing his question, he immediately answered "General Hui, yes, we are Faxiaoer, we grew up together since we were young! His first name is Li Mubai, and his nickname is Shitou. He will be [-] this year!" Two years older than me!" Who asked you? !I curse in my heart!
He took a breath and continued, "Brother and I are both from Shenyuan Township in the suburbs of Chang'an. There was a county magistrate in the ancestors of my elder brother, and the rest of the tribe made a living by farming! There are old parents in his family, and I will take care of them." Called Aunt Liu Shuliu, because his father was the sixth child in the family, and their family used to be considered a good family. When he was 16 years old, he got a wife for him. My sister-in-law is virtuous, filial, and hardworking. She is good at embroidery, and her father is a scholar! Before getting married, Uncle Liu built three big tile-roofed houses. In the second year of marriage, he gave birth to a fat boy, and in the third year, he added a girl. Now, The boy is four years old and the girl is three years old!"
What, already married!And two dolls?Is this going to kill me?I can't accept this reality!How am I going to face this family!How can I face this daughter-in-law!How can I face these two children!
The general asked him, "Why do you say that it used to be a good family and is now?"
"His great-grandfather used to be a landlord, and he had more than 100 acres of land in his hands. His father's family was allocated 15 acres of good land. His father's legs and feet were not very good, and he was the only man in the family, so he couldn't grow it. So I rented ten acres of land to his third uncle, and the sons of his third uncle's family are very dirty! They planted other people's land, but they refused to pay the rent! They wanted to get the land back, but they He insisted on refusing to give it. The family came out to mediate and there was no result! It’s not because the sixth uncle’s family is thin! No one is willing to speak for him! This delay has been delayed for two years. After two years, the harvest of ten acres of land is like this Gone!"
"Why don't you go to the government to sue?" The general continued to ask.
"They all belong to the same family, and they are afraid of being laughed at in court! They will be excluded by the family in the future!" Xiaofeng said helplessly
"Then forget it, it's too useless!" This is the emotion of a young general who I don't know, and he also expressed my heart!That's right, so useless!Huh?I seem to have seen this person somewhere!Where is it?
"Isn't that right! They have so many sons! His third uncle's family has six sons and three sons-in-law! They say, Qilang and Eight Tigers, there are nine males in their family! All of them are very strong, and he is big The son-in-law's elder brother is the brother-in-law of the master in the yamen! Who dares to provoke him! For two years, the harvest of ten acres of land has been lost every year. Their family's life is very tight! In the first two years, they married a wife and built a house, and the money Almost all the flowers are spent! Now I can just eat enough! There is no other way, last year when the conscription hit Tuyuhun, he came to join the army! Just for a month and a half taels of silver!"
"Hmph! When our army returns to Chang'an, I'll get the land back for you, and I'll make them make up for the two years' rent with interest! A petty master is nothing!" the young general said. Said outraged.
"Zhener!"
"It's grandpa!"
"This is my grandson Li Zhen. You saved his life on the battlefield and blocked an arrow for him! I thank you! You should recover from your wounds first, and don't think about other things! The army is about to march back to Chang'an, because You were recruited temporarily, and if you want to return to farming or continue to serve as a soldier, you just need to tell Zhener! This old man will leave first if you have something to do. If Zhener is fine, you should go back early! He needs to rest!" "It's grandpa!"
"Congratulations to the general!"
Li Zhen?I'm the one?oh!The soldier who should have been aimed at by the arrow!I said it looks familiar!Li Zhen!Then isn't his grandfather Li Jing?
He walked to my bedside and said earnestly, "Heal your wounds well! We'll talk about everything after everything is done! If you need anything, just go to the military doctor, or have someone come to me!"
"Thank you Li~~" I don't know what to call him?
"My position is General Zuowei. You are 21 years old and I am 25. Just call me Brother Li!"
"Then how dare you? Let's call you General Li!" I said shyly.
"Hey~ That's the point, you're still my savior! From now on, we'll be brothers!"
"Here! Alright! Brother Li! I want to ask you something?" I was so curious.
"what's up?"
"Do you know Nezha?"
"Nezha? I haven't heard of it! Are you looking for someone? How about I send someone to help you find it?" He said kindly.
"Oh! No, no, no, I'm just asking." I quickly waved my hand and said no, but my wound was involved.The pain made me grin my teeth!
"Don't move around anymore! Take a good rest! I won't bother you anymore! Don't worry about family affairs, and brother Chang'an will help you settle it!" Li Zhen said, patting his chest!
"Then thank you, Brother Li!"
"Why are you being polite! The military doctor takes good care of my brother!"
"Don't worry, major general!" The military doctor said with a smile!
☆, class teacher returns to court
Now there are only me, Xiaofeng, and the military doctor left in the room!The military doctor just stood aside and looked at me carefully, wondering what was he thinking?Xiaofeng might be so excited because I woke up!Crackling and talking a whole load of words!
"Brother, do you know? During the past few days when you were in a coma, our army defeated Tuyuhun! The general divided our army into two groups, made dumplings for Tuyuhun, and beat them to death! He drove them back to their hometown." Qiemo (now in Xinjiang)! Khan Fuyun of Tuyuhun was beheaded by his left and right! His son Daning King Murong Shun beheaded their powerful minister, King Tianzhu, and surrendered to the court! What a joy! The war is finally over It's over! We can go home! The best thing is that we are all alive! Hahaha!!" It can be seen that Xiaofeng is very happy!
"You went too?" I asked him with a smile.
"Me? Uh!! Hey! If I go, who will take care of the eldest brother!" Xiaofeng scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.
"I'll go! I've been talking to you for a long time, but you haven't gone yet!" I planned to tease him!
"Me! I want to go!" Xiaofeng said in a low voice.
"I asked him to stay!" the military doctor said gently, stroking his beard.
"He; staying can take care of you, save your life, and help me take care of the wounded soldiers! Besides, the knife wound on his arm has not completely healed! It's you, it's not easy! In fact, even though I told you that day I will not help you convey the military information you found, but I went anyway, after all, it is for the good of the army and the soldiers! But when I was hesitating at the door of the general’s tent, I met the messenger, and the general ordered all The battalion is on guard to prevent the enemy from sneaking in! So I asked the general to report your conjecture to the general. The general nodded and said that he also found an abnormality. Based on his years of combat experience, he was sure there must be something wrong. The general appreciates you very much. He said that you are brave in battle, not afraid of life and death, and have keen insight, so you are very suitable to be a general! It seems that your day of promotion is not far away! I also told the general about your past! I am here to apologize to you!"
"Oh, military doctor, don't be like this. I understand that you are kind! I have to thank you for saving me! So that's what happened! I said that the general was not surprised at all when he heard that I didn't remember the past. !" Although I really don't like the superb medical skills of the military doctor who saved me, but the living have to speak human words, and if they save you, you have to thank them!
"Just don't blame me for being troubled! Then you can rest first, and I will change your medicine tonight! I still have to go and see other injuries!"
"Military doctor, go slowly!" Xiaofeng and I said in unison.
Wait, change the dressing?Where I hurt is on the left chest! !So! !Wouldn't it be seen by others! ! !Ah~ pervert! (The author rolls his eyes: Are you a man now, okay?) He lowered his head and looked at his naked upper body, with white cloth strips wrapped around his chest!Fortunately, there is no exposure!Huh?It seems that there is still a career line!Oh ho ho!It's a well-developed chest muscle!I have also done farm work, and I have been a soldier for a year, and it would be shameless if I don't have any muscles!
"Brother, what are you looking at? That wretched smile?" Xiaofeng was curious.
"Ahem! What are children doing with such curiosity? Play with you!" I'm embarrassed, okay? !
"I'm not young anymore, I'm nineteen years old, and my son is two years old!" Xiaofeng said seriously.
"What? You have a small child? You are still a child yourself!"
"What's so strange about this? Aren't you also the father of two dolls?"
Doll's father?Baby's father! !I'm really tired! !
"Xiaofeng! I'm tired, I'll sleep for a while, don't disturb me!" I really hope that I will fall asleep in this sleep!Never wake up again!
Ten days later, the rest of the army was completed, and the squad returned to the court!
☆, Messy two gods of the underworld
The words are divided into two ends.In the underworld. . .
The man in black let out a long breath and said, "It can be regarded as fooling Pluto away!"
"Hush! Don't talk nonsense, Pluto hasn't gone far, be careful to be listened to by him!" The black-faced judge said while covering his mouth.
"Hurry up and write down the time, place, and character information on the horoscope, and wait until 30 years later to hook that girl back!" The black-faced judge ordered the man in black to say.
"Okay, let's go! Just now, I was really confused, and I almost revealed my secrets! That girl is quite smart, no matter how you call her, she won't agree, and this Wu Chengen is also really, what a Journey to the West when you are free! Tell us The secrets of the God Realm have been leaked! Brother Judge, we have to change the usage of the magic weapon in the future! Don’t you think so?” the man in black said as he walked!
But there was no response, and he looked back at the judge wonderingly, saw him looking left and right on his body, and finally stared at his hands in a daze!
"Brother Judge! What are you looking at?"
"My treasure gourd seems to be missing!...Ah! Damn girl, she snatched my treasure gourd in the chaos! Quick! Go find her! Get my treasure back! This girl is so hands-on! Hurry up! It's all because I was anxious at the time, it was too messy and I didn't pay attention!" The judge rushed to the horoscope!
"Okay, okay! Don't worry! I'll help you get her back right away! Where did you throw her? Let me see! The Three Kingdoms Period, Shu Kingdom, Ah Dou? No, brother, you got her gender wrong!"
"What Three Kingdoms period? Impossible! I transferred to the Republic of China in 1935, Shanghai, Ruan Fenggen (Ruan Lingyu's original name), female. How could it be the Three Kingdoms? Let me see!"
"I remembered, when you kicked that girl into the black hole, I heard a crackling sound. It must be that girl who refused to leave, and accidentally grabbed the natal chart during the struggle. She took it away without paying attention, as long as she grasped it hard and let go, the natal chart would automatically rotate. When she entered the end of the black hole of time, she would still be there wherever the natal chart showed her? But the natal chart would not Stop, it will continue to turn until the inertia disappears! So she is still in the period between 1935 and 207 AD!! And the gender is unknown! The name is unknown!! The location is also unknown!!! Big brother! This is what you let Where can I find it!"
"It's over, it's over! It's all over! What to do! If you lose a ghost, you and I will be punished! Big brother, think of a way!" The man in black was in a hurry!
"Don't worry, don't worry, let me think about it!"
Judge: "Yes! Humph! Didn't she take my precious gourd? As long as you find the gourd, you will find her! My gourd is cursed, as long as she dares to take it out and use it, at the right time No matter where she is? I can find her!"
The man in black: "But there is more than 207 years between 1935 AD and 700 in the Republic of China! Look for it every year. If you miss it, how do you find it!"
The judge: "Don't worry! If it doesn't work, just wait for her to die naturally. At worst, let her live for decades. A person can live for more than 100 years at most. There have been people who lived for more than 180 years. So what! Is it possible to get her back?" Come to us! Unless she cultivates into a spirit, otherwise, even if we don't catch her, her body will automatically die of old age!"
"That's right! How did I forget this! Really! Am I getting old?" the man in black said sullenly.
"Yeah! I also feel that my memory is not very good recently! When did I practice it! I am always busy with the affairs of the world, so I have lost my cultivation level!" The judge said while rubbing his chin.
"It's also time to take the elixir. There is also the young dragon urine essence that I managed to get 1000 years ago. I have never been willing to drink it!" The man in black touched the space ring on his hand.
"Huh?" He seemed to have found something wrong!
"What's the matter? I can't stand being scared now!" The black-faced judge looked at him!
"Ah~ that damn girl! She drank all my treasures! I have treasured the essence of dragon urine for more than 1000 years! I have never been willing to drink it!" The man in black hopped his feet in distress. !
"What? Heh! Misfortunes never come singly!" Judge Hei was helpless!
"Ah~~~!"
"What's wrong with you?" Judge Hei yelled at him, covering his ears.
"My, cough~ my inner alchemy! My! My golden unicorn inner alchemy! This is what I won when I drank with Xiaotiangou last time! It's a big loss! This time it's a big loss! It's my life!" The man in black beat his chest and stamped his feet, crying so much that he was about to vomit blood!
"I must catch her! Brother! You must help me catch her back! She took a lot of my treasures, and the rest is fine, but my golden unicorn inner alchemy and young dragon urine essence must be Get it back! Find her! I want her to spit out my dragon piss! My heart! Wow, wow, wow!"
"Have you lost your mind? Well, don't cry! Didn't I also lose the gourd? Stay energetic and find someone! After you find her, the thing will come back!"
After a long time, in the underworld, the Xicheng ghost yamen is very quiet...
The man in black sat slumped at the entrance of the black hole, and said weakly, "Brother Judge! Tell me, what should she do if she becomes a master?"
The black-faced judge sat beside him, first frowned and thought, then shook his head impatiently and said, "Oh! I don't know! Let's talk about it when the time comes! There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain!"
"Will she become a fairy? If she becomes a fairy, what should I do?" the man in black continued to ask.
"Let's talk about it when the time comes! When we are discovered, let's talk about it! Maybe, before that, we will find her!"
"Then, if..."
"Oh, I said you are annoying! Don't think about it! I'm so annoying! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss I don't know where the sleeves are!Hei Wuchang was left alone alone, secretly hurting himself! "My baby! I've been very annoying recently! Who can share this sorrow with me~ My baby, someone stole it! You can hear my heartbreak!" singing~~~
☆, half a year later
On the way back to Chang'an, I recovered from my injury and learned to ride a horse along the way.I used to know a little bit, I learned it in the grassland and ranch when I was traveling in Inner Mongolia!In this era, the horse is the main means of transportation, must learn!When Li Zhen heard that I wanted to learn how to ride a horse, he readily agreed. His understanding was that a man, especially a man who fights must know how to ride a horse!
Stopping and stopping on the road, the distance from Qiemo (now Xinjiang) to Chang'an is about 40 miles!The army travels an average of more than [-] miles a day, and they have walked for more than half a year. I think it is true. Only the officers have horses, and the soldiers can only use walking! There are also injuries and supplies. We went from April to November in the lunar calendar. , I didn't take a good bath during this period!There are only two clothes on, and I can't wash them normally, and I don't have time to dry them after washing!
One more thing to say here is that before the army set off, Li Zhen wrote a family letter to Chang'an. In addition to reporting safety, he also explained one thing, which is about our family!The person who reported the letter was non-stop, and finally the letter arrived a month later.Chang'an's hometown is also lively!
Chang'an - Shenyuan Township
The front of Li Mubai's house was crowded with onlookers.
Villager A: "Hey! Look, what a handsome horse! How much money does this cost!"
Villager B: "Hey~ This horse is a good military horse, even if you have money, you can't buy it!"
Villager C: "How do you know it's a military horse?"
Villager B: "My son said it! He was a soldier, so he knows it!"
Villager Ding: "Tell me, who is that person? He brought a lot of gifts to Liu Cripple's house! You are very polite! Is their family prosperous?"
Villager N: "Who knows! Didn't his son join the army? Did he make military exploits! I heard that tomorrow the clan will open a meeting hall! All the clansmen have to go, if not, something big will happen!"
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in the room. "What are you talking about? The stone saved your major general? Blocked an arrow for the major general? How about my son? Is it seriously injured? He is dead
He smiled and waved his hands and said, "No, no! I thought of your cousin~ Er fool!" Er fool?What are these names?Listening to this very happy name, I couldn't help but smile on my face! Seeing me smile, Xiaofeng hurriedly asked: "Do you remember him?" "I don't remember!" "Oh! It's okay, I said Here you go, him! But what about our pistachio! But we may never be able to make fun of him again in the future!" Speaking of which, he was a little disappointed! "What's wrong with him?" I saw his expression was not very good, I thought something happened to this second idiot cousin, so I hurriedly asked!
Xiaofeng said: "Actually, it's nothing! It's just that he was shot through one leg by an arrow during the battle with Tuyuhun in the first few days! It's disabled! But it's a good thing! At least, he won't have to go to the battlefield again! He can save his life!" And condolence money!" "Broken leg? Is this really a battlefield?" I asked nervously.Xiaofeng said helplessly: "Of course! You think it's just a joke! This battle has been going on for a year, since Tuyuhun officially invaded Liangzhou (now Wuwei, Gansu) in September of the eighth year of Zhenguan and angered His Majesty. The imperial edict launched a large-scale conquest of Tuyuhun. We have been fighting with General Li in the north and south!" What?I was stunned when I heard it, my history is not very good, I only know a little bit, I still know about the rule of Zhenguan, but I don’t know the exact time!The eighth year of Zhenguan~ is the year of AD! !I asked him again: "General Li? Is that General Li?" Xiaofeng said proudly, "Our Tang Dynasty still has that general named Li who can defeat Tuyuhun? Of course it is General Li Jing Li!"
I walked out of the big tent and saw many soldiers in armor, some on guard, some on patrol, some on rest, no matter what they were doing, they were all in order!It seems that this general governs the army very strictly!Look up at the sky!The dark clouds covered the sun, not a ray of sunshine, gray and gloomy!I really want it to rain!Just when I was in a trance, I seemed to hear the sound of footsteps!This sound is different from the neat footsteps of a patrolling pair.They are not on the same level!Close your eyes and feel carefully, I feel a different breath!His eyes widened suddenly, that was ~ murderous intent!As a warrior, I am very familiar with this breath!
"Where did such a murderous intent come from?" I said to myself.Xiaofeng stood beside me and heard me talking, and said with a smile, "Murderous intent? Yes! In this barracks, the murderous intent is heavy!"
"No! It's not from the barracks! I feel that this breath is around, but I can't grasp where it is? I can't tell, anyway, I'm in a panic!" I said while looking around!Xiaofeng shuddered!He also looked around and whispered, "You're scared out of your wits, aren't you! There are still dirty things here!"
☆, sneak attack on the barracks
At this time, I don't know when the military doctor came behind us!Pat Xiaofeng on the back! "Hey! You two don't go to rest, what are you looking at?" Xiaofeng knelt down on the ground, turned his head trembling, saw that the military doctor immediately turned into a puddle of mud, and cried out in mourning: "Military doctor! You Can you come and go like a ghost! I'm almost scared to pee by you! Oh my god!!"
The military doctor was baffled: "What's wrong with you kid? How did you become less courageous? I passed by you, and you were so engrossed in watching the sky! Didn't notice me! What happened?"
Xiaofeng stood up, patted his clothes, and said to the military doctor mysteriously, "Is our barracks unclean?" You are a crime of disturbing the morale of the army!" The military doctor scolded in a low voice with a straight face!
Xiao Fenghou looked around in fear, seeing no one was paying attention, he was relieved!Said to the military doctor with a hippie smile: "Isn't this close to you! You can't tell others!" The military doctor gave him a look: "Why did you think of saying this?" Xiaofeng said: "I tell you, don't Rumors, if it comes out of my mouth and into your ears, it’s fine! Otherwise, someone should say that my brother was kicked stupid by a horse!" The military doctor said impatiently: "Oh! Where are so many nonsense! Say it quickly!"
Xiaofeng look at me!Seeing that I didn't object, he whispered to the military doctor: "Just now! Brother Mubai told me that he felt murderous around him...." He told the military doctor what we had just said.
"Hey? Do you think it's because of Brother Bai's brain? Or is it true~~" Xiaofeng's voice became quieter as he spoke!
I said to Xiaofeng, "What nonsense! You are so stupid! I just feel so flustered, I can't sit still, I can't stand firmly! I always feel that something is going to happen!"
Xiaofeng choked on me and said, "You must be hungry, right? When I'm hungry, I also panic!"
The military doctor looked at me seriously!I also looked at him.After a while, he quietly said: "Are you sure?" "I'm sure! The murderous intent is heavy, and it's getting closer! Don't you think it's strangely quiet now? If this is a real battlefield, is it true?" Don't you think it's abnormal to be a little quiet in the middle of a war? You see, even the birds are not flying! The sky is so clean! It is said that it is going to rain now, and the sky should be full of dragonflies, but there are very few of them. "
The military doctor bowed his head and pondered for a while and said: "I can't do anything about this matter. I'm just a military doctor, not a military adviser. Even if I can see the general, it may not be useful to say it. Besides, all this sounds reasonable, but after all, it's just yours." Speculation! If there is something, the general will see it with his bravery! You are just a wounded soldier, and your duty is to heal your wounds and go to the battlefield! Don’t worry about the rest! If you find anything abnormal, tell the general yourself!"
Old man, I didn't let you tell me!You must listen to it yourself!
He's right, it's none of my business, I'm just a foreigner who just came from time travel!go back to sleep!
Not long after I lay down, I felt my chest was hot! I reached out and touched it, oh my god! I was so excited! This is it?My jade token?I looked down at the lamb fat steak! And that orchid flower on it! My God! How did you get here?Very good!Now I am not afraid! Even if I go back to the Three Kingdoms, I am not afraid anymore! Hahahaha!
I actually laughed out loud! No! Wait! Jade plaques are dangerous if they are hot! Then say it! Not good! There are ambushes around!
"Xiaofeng! Wake up! Wake up!" I patted Xiaofeng not far from me! "What's wrong? I just fell asleep!" Xiaofeng rubbed his eyes and muttered.
"Don't sleep! I feel an ambush around us!"
"There's an ambush? How did you know? Brother, don't act like an enemy! Tsuchiyahun is scared of being beaten by us! Where did the ambush come from!"
Just as I was about to speak, a soldier came in! He trotted in and lowered his voice and said, "Listen, all soldiers, the general has an order: all soldiers, prepare for battle! There is something wrong with the atmosphere today! There may be an ambush! You guys can still fight The lightly wounded are in charge of your patrol! A platoon of soldiers will be sent to support you later!" After speaking, he trotted away!
Xiaofeng looked at me in a daze: "Brother! You are amazing!" I was nervous, and I used to often fight in groups, but they were all children's stuff, and this is going to kill people! Dead people, I have seen a big one today Heaped up!
But I seem to have overlooked one thing all the time, "Xiaofeng, what's your last name?" "I can't do it!"
"Mo Xiaofeng, what do you mean by calling me brother all the time?" I tilted my head and asked him!
"Because you are older than me!"
Then why not call me sister?Women in the Tang Dynasty could join the army, right?No, it was Wu Zetian's time! Oh!Am I like Hua Mulan?
"I want to pee! Wash, where is the toilet?" I decided to figure it out!
"in~"
"You take me there! I can't find it even if I tell you!"
In the latrine: I looked up to the sky and sighed! Tears streaming down my face! God damn black judge! I can bear Huanyang to Tang Dynasty, but how can you get the gender wrong?I was a tomboy in the previous life, but in this life you turned me into a pure man! I will not let you go.Uncle! Didn’t the man in black say that suicide is not acceptable? , hum!Swords have no eyes on the battlefield, wait for me to come back, I will not kill you!
"Ah Choo! Who's scolding me!" The black-faced judge in the underworld touched his nose.
☆, Sneak attack under the barracks
"Brother Mubai, are you alright? Why haven't you come out for so long?" Xiaofeng whispered to me at the door, dragging his neck!
"It's coming, it's coming! Let's go back to patrol!"
We went back to the wounded barracks, and since we were both lightly wounded, we were in charge of patrolling!More than an hour passed, very peaceful!Nothing happened!It's raining lightly!The drizzle wet my clothes and wet my hair!I squinted my eyes and looked at the sky: "This rain is finally falling!"
The jade plaque is so hot!Is it coming?
From a distance, it looks like the barracks are resting, but they are actually preparing for war!Soldiers from Tuyuhun sneaked up from all around!
The two soldiers fought, shouting loudly, because our army had been prepared for a long time, so Tuyuhun's sneak attack plan failed, and we had to face each other head-on!
Here is my chance to go back! I am standing on the chaotic battlefield, looking for targets everywhere, why no one came to kill me?I shouted loudly: "Come on! Who is going to kill me! Come and kill me! I'm getting impatient!"
At this time, a Tuyuhun soldier who looked only ten years old came over! He held a big knife in both hands and stared at me nervously!
Ha ha!I stared at him excitedly and said, "Hey! Why are you looking at me! Hold your knife tightly and chop right here!" I tilted my head to one side and shouted at him with my fingers pointing at the stretched neck.
Hearing what I said, he was so nervous that the hand holding the big knife trembled.I licked my lips, swallowed my saliva, and didn't move!
"I said you should do it quickly! Oh, your saber skills are accurate! Don't shake your hands! Give me a good time! You must be killed with one knife! Oh, I said, can you do it! If you can't, I will Change someone!"
"Ah~! I won't fight anymore! I want to go home! Mother!" The Tuyuhun boy who was holding a knife threw the big knife like crazy, shouting while running wildly! Finally, he tripped over the corpse on the ground I fell down, lay on the ground and never got up again!
My friends and I were stunned! This buddy’s mental quality is too bad!
Still immersed in the sudden incident just now, he was suddenly thrown by someone. "Brother, are you okay! It was just too dangerous! If I hadn't happened to see it! You would have died!"
I'll go, you are busy with your business, leave me alone, okay?I replied without emotion, "Thank you! Don't worry about me, just protect yourself!"
"It's okay, big brother, I'll follow you, so that we can take care of each other!"
I didn't have time to talk to him, and continued to run blindly looking for death! Xiaofeng followed me anxiously, and shouted at me, "Brother, don't run around, it's dangerous!"
As if I didn't hear it, I continued to look for my goal!Saw!A man who seems to be the leader of Tuguhun is aiming at a soldier of Datang with an arrow. My chance has come!I rushed over quickly and stood in front of that Datang soldier, just in time to meet the arrow! The arrow hit my body, and I heard a whoosh, but I didn't feel any pain at that time!I just smiled happily!Looking up at the sky, with blood dripping from his mouth, he mumbled "I'm back, I'm back! Hahaha!"
"Brother!" Xiaofeng ran towards me!
When I fell on my back and was about to fall to the ground, two hands caught me!Immediately afterwards, there was a sudden dizziness in front of my eyes, and I passed out!
When I woke up again, it was already three days later!
In a daze, I felt that I had returned to the underworld again, tossing Judge Hei enough!He was really helpless, and sent me back to the modern world, and I saw my parents, and my brother again!
The corners of his mouth curled up, he smiled and wanted to speak, but he couldn't make a sound!what 's wrong?I frowned and tried hard to make a sound!But always to no avail!At this moment, I heard a crying voice, "Brother, brother, are you awake? Brother, wake up!"
Dimly, I opened my eyes, my eyes were blurred and I couldn't see clearly! "I'm so thirsty" it took a lot of effort to say a few words.
"Brother, you are thirsty, I'll get you water! Come here, drink water!" He lifted my head with a bowl of water and poured it into my mouth!
After drinking some water, I feel better, but still can't wake up!In this way, I continued to sleep for two days and two nights!
I opened my eyes that day, and what I saw was a big face! The big nostrils shocked me!
"Brother, are you awake? Great! Thank God you finally woke up! Do you know? You have been in a coma for five days and five nights! Military doctor! Military doctor ~ my brother is awake! Come and see him!"
I closed my eyes, pursed my mouth, and scolded him [-] times in my heart, "You just talk when you talk! Can you stop spitting on my face? You think you are a shower!"
Hula! A lot of people came in at once! The room suddenly became noisy!
☆、Do you know Nezha?
I got a headache when there were too many people in the room, did I wrinkle up, and closed my eyes.I thought: courting death failed! I am still in Datang!
"Ahem! Keep your voice down!" A mature voice said.
"General, general, general! Why are you here! I pay my respects to the general!" It was Xiaofeng's voice.
"The old man came to see his injuries! I just heard you say he was awake at the door? Why are you still closing your eyes? How is the military doctor doing with his injuries?" Yes! As long as he takes good care of him, he will be cured in three months! His life is really great! It was only half a finger away, and he was shot in the heart!"
I was sprayed with saliva and couldn't open my eyes!
Xiaofeng faced the general and his back to me, lowered his head and patted my shoulder, maybe he wanted to tell me that the general was coming!Wake up! But he managed to touch my wound!
"Ah! Hiss~" I grinned in pain.Open your eyes and stare at him.He looked back at me, so guilty that he didn't dare to speak out! He just lowered his head! I sighed! Forget it!He is also kind!
"Young man, are you awake? How do you feel? Are you better?" A handsome old man said to me kindly!
Who is this old man?I really want to ask, uncle, who are you?I don't know you!
The room was so quiet that you could even hear the breathing of several people! Xiaofeng was already sweating profusely, thinking, brother! Are you talking back?It's rude of you to stare at the general like that!
"I, I'm much better!" After what seemed like a century, I finally replied!
"How old are you? Where is your hometown? Who else is there?" He asked me a series of questions again!
Who knows what question you just asked!
I answered him honestly: "I don't remember? I was kicked in the head by a horse a few days ago, and I don't remember anything after waking up!" I looked at him innocently.
He didn't seem surprised after hearing this! He turned to the military doctor and said, "Is there no other way?"
"Back to the general, this situation can only be recovered slowly by himself! There is really no other way!"
The general nodded, and said to Xiaofeng, "You are from his hometown, so you should know him very well! Answer the question just now for him!"
Xiaofeng seemed to be in awe of him, seeing his question, he immediately answered "General Hui, yes, we are Faxiaoer, we grew up together since we were young! His first name is Li Mubai, and his nickname is Shitou. He will be [-] this year!" Two years older than me!" Who asked you? !I curse in my heart!
He took a breath and continued, "Brother and I are both from Shenyuan Township in the suburbs of Chang'an. There was a county magistrate in the ancestors of my elder brother, and the rest of the tribe made a living by farming! There are old parents in his family, and I will take care of them." Called Aunt Liu Shuliu, because his father was the sixth child in the family, and their family used to be considered a good family. When he was 16 years old, he got a wife for him. My sister-in-law is virtuous, filial, and hardworking. She is good at embroidery, and her father is a scholar! Before getting married, Uncle Liu built three big tile-roofed houses. In the second year of marriage, he gave birth to a fat boy, and in the third year, he added a girl. Now, The boy is four years old and the girl is three years old!"
What, already married!And two dolls?Is this going to kill me?I can't accept this reality!How am I going to face this family!How can I face this daughter-in-law!How can I face these two children!
The general asked him, "Why do you say that it used to be a good family and is now?"
"His great-grandfather used to be a landlord, and he had more than 100 acres of land in his hands. His father's family was allocated 15 acres of good land. His father's legs and feet were not very good, and he was the only man in the family, so he couldn't grow it. So I rented ten acres of land to his third uncle, and the sons of his third uncle's family are very dirty! They planted other people's land, but they refused to pay the rent! They wanted to get the land back, but they He insisted on refusing to give it. The family came out to mediate and there was no result! It’s not because the sixth uncle’s family is thin! No one is willing to speak for him! This delay has been delayed for two years. After two years, the harvest of ten acres of land is like this Gone!"
"Why don't you go to the government to sue?" The general continued to ask.
"They all belong to the same family, and they are afraid of being laughed at in court! They will be excluded by the family in the future!" Xiaofeng said helplessly
"Then forget it, it's too useless!" This is the emotion of a young general who I don't know, and he also expressed my heart!That's right, so useless!Huh?I seem to have seen this person somewhere!Where is it?
"Isn't that right! They have so many sons! His third uncle's family has six sons and three sons-in-law! They say, Qilang and Eight Tigers, there are nine males in their family! All of them are very strong, and he is big The son-in-law's elder brother is the brother-in-law of the master in the yamen! Who dares to provoke him! For two years, the harvest of ten acres of land has been lost every year. Their family's life is very tight! In the first two years, they married a wife and built a house, and the money Almost all the flowers are spent! Now I can just eat enough! There is no other way, last year when the conscription hit Tuyuhun, he came to join the army! Just for a month and a half taels of silver!"
"Hmph! When our army returns to Chang'an, I'll get the land back for you, and I'll make them make up for the two years' rent with interest! A petty master is nothing!" the young general said. Said outraged.
"Zhener!"
"It's grandpa!"
"This is my grandson Li Zhen. You saved his life on the battlefield and blocked an arrow for him! I thank you! You should recover from your wounds first, and don't think about other things! The army is about to march back to Chang'an, because You were recruited temporarily, and if you want to return to farming or continue to serve as a soldier, you just need to tell Zhener! This old man will leave first if you have something to do. If Zhener is fine, you should go back early! He needs to rest!" "It's grandpa!"
"Congratulations to the general!"
Li Zhen?I'm the one?oh!The soldier who should have been aimed at by the arrow!I said it looks familiar!Li Zhen!Then isn't his grandfather Li Jing?
He walked to my bedside and said earnestly, "Heal your wounds well! We'll talk about everything after everything is done! If you need anything, just go to the military doctor, or have someone come to me!"
"Thank you Li~~" I don't know what to call him?
"My position is General Zuowei. You are 21 years old and I am 25. Just call me Brother Li!"
"Then how dare you? Let's call you General Li!" I said shyly.
"Hey~ That's the point, you're still my savior! From now on, we'll be brothers!"
"Here! Alright! Brother Li! I want to ask you something?" I was so curious.
"what's up?"
"Do you know Nezha?"
"Nezha? I haven't heard of it! Are you looking for someone? How about I send someone to help you find it?" He said kindly.
"Oh! No, no, no, I'm just asking." I quickly waved my hand and said no, but my wound was involved.The pain made me grin my teeth!
"Don't move around anymore! Take a good rest! I won't bother you anymore! Don't worry about family affairs, and brother Chang'an will help you settle it!" Li Zhen said, patting his chest!
"Then thank you, Brother Li!"
"Why are you being polite! The military doctor takes good care of my brother!"
"Don't worry, major general!" The military doctor said with a smile!
☆, class teacher returns to court
Now there are only me, Xiaofeng, and the military doctor left in the room!The military doctor just stood aside and looked at me carefully, wondering what was he thinking?Xiaofeng might be so excited because I woke up!Crackling and talking a whole load of words!
"Brother, do you know? During the past few days when you were in a coma, our army defeated Tuyuhun! The general divided our army into two groups, made dumplings for Tuyuhun, and beat them to death! He drove them back to their hometown." Qiemo (now in Xinjiang)! Khan Fuyun of Tuyuhun was beheaded by his left and right! His son Daning King Murong Shun beheaded their powerful minister, King Tianzhu, and surrendered to the court! What a joy! The war is finally over It's over! We can go home! The best thing is that we are all alive! Hahaha!!" It can be seen that Xiaofeng is very happy!
"You went too?" I asked him with a smile.
"Me? Uh!! Hey! If I go, who will take care of the eldest brother!" Xiaofeng scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly.
"I'll go! I've been talking to you for a long time, but you haven't gone yet!" I planned to tease him!
"Me! I want to go!" Xiaofeng said in a low voice.
"I asked him to stay!" the military doctor said gently, stroking his beard.
"He; staying can take care of you, save your life, and help me take care of the wounded soldiers! Besides, the knife wound on his arm has not completely healed! It's you, it's not easy! In fact, even though I told you that day I will not help you convey the military information you found, but I went anyway, after all, it is for the good of the army and the soldiers! But when I was hesitating at the door of the general’s tent, I met the messenger, and the general ordered all The battalion is on guard to prevent the enemy from sneaking in! So I asked the general to report your conjecture to the general. The general nodded and said that he also found an abnormality. Based on his years of combat experience, he was sure there must be something wrong. The general appreciates you very much. He said that you are brave in battle, not afraid of life and death, and have keen insight, so you are very suitable to be a general! It seems that your day of promotion is not far away! I also told the general about your past! I am here to apologize to you!"
"Oh, military doctor, don't be like this. I understand that you are kind! I have to thank you for saving me! So that's what happened! I said that the general was not surprised at all when he heard that I didn't remember the past. !" Although I really don't like the superb medical skills of the military doctor who saved me, but the living have to speak human words, and if they save you, you have to thank them!
"Just don't blame me for being troubled! Then you can rest first, and I will change your medicine tonight! I still have to go and see other injuries!"
"Military doctor, go slowly!" Xiaofeng and I said in unison.
Wait, change the dressing?Where I hurt is on the left chest! !So! !Wouldn't it be seen by others! ! !Ah~ pervert! (The author rolls his eyes: Are you a man now, okay?) He lowered his head and looked at his naked upper body, with white cloth strips wrapped around his chest!Fortunately, there is no exposure!Huh?It seems that there is still a career line!Oh ho ho!It's a well-developed chest muscle!I have also done farm work, and I have been a soldier for a year, and it would be shameless if I don't have any muscles!
"Brother, what are you looking at? That wretched smile?" Xiaofeng was curious.
"Ahem! What are children doing with such curiosity? Play with you!" I'm embarrassed, okay? !
"I'm not young anymore, I'm nineteen years old, and my son is two years old!" Xiaofeng said seriously.
"What? You have a small child? You are still a child yourself!"
"What's so strange about this? Aren't you also the father of two dolls?"
Doll's father?Baby's father! !I'm really tired! !
"Xiaofeng! I'm tired, I'll sleep for a while, don't disturb me!" I really hope that I will fall asleep in this sleep!Never wake up again!
Ten days later, the rest of the army was completed, and the squad returned to the court!
☆, Messy two gods of the underworld
The words are divided into two ends.In the underworld. . .
The man in black let out a long breath and said, "It can be regarded as fooling Pluto away!"
"Hush! Don't talk nonsense, Pluto hasn't gone far, be careful to be listened to by him!" The black-faced judge said while covering his mouth.
"Hurry up and write down the time, place, and character information on the horoscope, and wait until 30 years later to hook that girl back!" The black-faced judge ordered the man in black to say.
"Okay, let's go! Just now, I was really confused, and I almost revealed my secrets! That girl is quite smart, no matter how you call her, she won't agree, and this Wu Chengen is also really, what a Journey to the West when you are free! Tell us The secrets of the God Realm have been leaked! Brother Judge, we have to change the usage of the magic weapon in the future! Don’t you think so?” the man in black said as he walked!
But there was no response, and he looked back at the judge wonderingly, saw him looking left and right on his body, and finally stared at his hands in a daze!
"Brother Judge! What are you looking at?"
"My treasure gourd seems to be missing!...Ah! Damn girl, she snatched my treasure gourd in the chaos! Quick! Go find her! Get my treasure back! This girl is so hands-on! Hurry up! It's all because I was anxious at the time, it was too messy and I didn't pay attention!" The judge rushed to the horoscope!
"Okay, okay! Don't worry! I'll help you get her back right away! Where did you throw her? Let me see! The Three Kingdoms Period, Shu Kingdom, Ah Dou? No, brother, you got her gender wrong!"
"What Three Kingdoms period? Impossible! I transferred to the Republic of China in 1935, Shanghai, Ruan Fenggen (Ruan Lingyu's original name), female. How could it be the Three Kingdoms? Let me see!"
"I remembered, when you kicked that girl into the black hole, I heard a crackling sound. It must be that girl who refused to leave, and accidentally grabbed the natal chart during the struggle. She took it away without paying attention, as long as she grasped it hard and let go, the natal chart would automatically rotate. When she entered the end of the black hole of time, she would still be there wherever the natal chart showed her? But the natal chart would not Stop, it will continue to turn until the inertia disappears! So she is still in the period between 1935 and 207 AD!! And the gender is unknown! The name is unknown!! The location is also unknown!!! Big brother! This is what you let Where can I find it!"
"It's over, it's over! It's all over! What to do! If you lose a ghost, you and I will be punished! Big brother, think of a way!" The man in black was in a hurry!
"Don't worry, don't worry, let me think about it!"
Judge: "Yes! Humph! Didn't she take my precious gourd? As long as you find the gourd, you will find her! My gourd is cursed, as long as she dares to take it out and use it, at the right time No matter where she is? I can find her!"
The man in black: "But there is more than 207 years between 1935 AD and 700 in the Republic of China! Look for it every year. If you miss it, how do you find it!"
The judge: "Don't worry! If it doesn't work, just wait for her to die naturally. At worst, let her live for decades. A person can live for more than 100 years at most. There have been people who lived for more than 180 years. So what! Is it possible to get her back?" Come to us! Unless she cultivates into a spirit, otherwise, even if we don't catch her, her body will automatically die of old age!"
"That's right! How did I forget this! Really! Am I getting old?" the man in black said sullenly.
"Yeah! I also feel that my memory is not very good recently! When did I practice it! I am always busy with the affairs of the world, so I have lost my cultivation level!" The judge said while rubbing his chin.
"It's also time to take the elixir. There is also the young dragon urine essence that I managed to get 1000 years ago. I have never been willing to drink it!" The man in black touched the space ring on his hand.
"Huh?" He seemed to have found something wrong!
"What's the matter? I can't stand being scared now!" The black-faced judge looked at him!
"Ah~ that damn girl! She drank all my treasures! I have treasured the essence of dragon urine for more than 1000 years! I have never been willing to drink it!" The man in black hopped his feet in distress. !
"What? Heh! Misfortunes never come singly!" Judge Hei was helpless!
"Ah~~~!"
"What's wrong with you?" Judge Hei yelled at him, covering his ears.
"My, cough~ my inner alchemy! My! My golden unicorn inner alchemy! This is what I won when I drank with Xiaotiangou last time! It's a big loss! This time it's a big loss! It's my life!" The man in black beat his chest and stamped his feet, crying so much that he was about to vomit blood!
"I must catch her! Brother! You must help me catch her back! She took a lot of my treasures, and the rest is fine, but my golden unicorn inner alchemy and young dragon urine essence must be Get it back! Find her! I want her to spit out my dragon piss! My heart! Wow, wow, wow!"
"Have you lost your mind? Well, don't cry! Didn't I also lose the gourd? Stay energetic and find someone! After you find her, the thing will come back!"
After a long time, in the underworld, the Xicheng ghost yamen is very quiet...
The man in black sat slumped at the entrance of the black hole, and said weakly, "Brother Judge! Tell me, what should she do if she becomes a master?"
The black-faced judge sat beside him, first frowned and thought, then shook his head impatiently and said, "Oh! I don't know! Let's talk about it when the time comes! There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain!"
"Will she become a fairy? If she becomes a fairy, what should I do?" the man in black continued to ask.
"Let's talk about it when the time comes! When we are discovered, let's talk about it! Maybe, before that, we will find her!"
"Then, if..."
"Oh, I said you are annoying! Don't think about it! I'm so annoying! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss I don't know where the sleeves are!Hei Wuchang was left alone alone, secretly hurting himself! "My baby! I've been very annoying recently! Who can share this sorrow with me~ My baby, someone stole it! You can hear my heartbreak!" singing~~~
☆, half a year later
On the way back to Chang'an, I recovered from my injury and learned to ride a horse along the way.I used to know a little bit, I learned it in the grassland and ranch when I was traveling in Inner Mongolia!In this era, the horse is the main means of transportation, must learn!When Li Zhen heard that I wanted to learn how to ride a horse, he readily agreed. His understanding was that a man, especially a man who fights must know how to ride a horse!
Stopping and stopping on the road, the distance from Qiemo (now Xinjiang) to Chang'an is about 40 miles!The army travels an average of more than [-] miles a day, and they have walked for more than half a year. I think it is true. Only the officers have horses, and the soldiers can only use walking! There are also injuries and supplies. We went from April to November in the lunar calendar. , I didn't take a good bath during this period!There are only two clothes on, and I can't wash them normally, and I don't have time to dry them after washing!
One more thing to say here is that before the army set off, Li Zhen wrote a family letter to Chang'an. In addition to reporting safety, he also explained one thing, which is about our family!The person who reported the letter was non-stop, and finally the letter arrived a month later.Chang'an's hometown is also lively!
Chang'an - Shenyuan Township
The front of Li Mubai's house was crowded with onlookers.
Villager A: "Hey! Look, what a handsome horse! How much money does this cost!"
Villager B: "Hey~ This horse is a good military horse, even if you have money, you can't buy it!"
Villager C: "How do you know it's a military horse?"
Villager B: "My son said it! He was a soldier, so he knows it!"
Villager Ding: "Tell me, who is that person? He brought a lot of gifts to Liu Cripple's house! You are very polite! Is their family prosperous?"
Villager N: "Who knows! Didn't his son join the army? Did he make military exploits! I heard that tomorrow the clan will open a meeting hall! All the clansmen have to go, if not, something big will happen!"
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in the room. "What are you talking about? The stone saved your major general? Blocked an arrow for the major general? How about my son? Is it seriously injured? He is dead
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