People who have been crushed by me cry and fall in love with me

Yin Yin was about to cry in front of the lonely ATM that looked like a cash machine. He looked up at the big clock standing tall under the night. The hour hand had already pointed to the early morning. Da Da will not redeem people!

He thought about it for a long time, and thought that splashing a bucket of cold water would definitely wake him up, but unfortunately the system quickly stopped him and said to him: "Dear master, I advise you to use artificial respiration for the operation, so that you can wake up. Earn extra money yo!"

Upon hearing this reminder, Yin Yin's face turned blue: "What... what? Say it again?"

"Dear master, please rest assured, I will never allow you to dedicate your first kiss to this guy, so I specially prepared a gadget for you, it is also very cute!"

"..." Yin Yin swallowed very worriedly, wondering what kind of cute thing the system would give him, but after thinking about it for a while, he didn't dare to think about it. It was probably the kind of shady tool, usually Systems do weird things.

"噗——" The system was organized into a tube-like thing in his mind, but it was really weird enough to say it, the color was particularly conspicuous, it was a big rose red, and it was still that luminous, the shape Needless to say, it is the same as Hello Kitty, so everyone will think that this is clearly for girls!

"How is it, dear master, are you cute? Want it very much? Are you getting more and more lustful?" The system let out a "giggle" laugh, which sounded cute, but Yin Yin thought it was a fool laughing.

No way, just keep laughing. After laughing, I still have to ask the question I care about the most: "I don't have... much opinion on this tool... The key is, can I use it without Anyone know about it?"

"Since the master has made such a small request, of course..." The system dragged on for a long time, seeming to give Yin Yin great hope, but at last the system said, "It is impossible! How can such a mighty and sacred moment not be known to others? Otherwise, there will be no chance of being famous in the world!"

After all, before Yin Yin begged for mercy, the system stuffed this cute thing into Yin Yin's hands, and then made a loud noise like a trumpet from nowhere, which meant that everyone around him came to watch the scene of Yin Yin saving people.

In three seconds, all the people who heard it gathered around, and the surrounding area was blocked. Yin Yin suddenly felt the deep malice of the system. He blushed when he saw the Hellokitty in his hand, and his cheeks were almost hot. There is sweat coming out.

And the people around are booing again——

"Get started!"

"That's right! Since you called us to watch the fun, don't play tricks on us!"

"If you succeed this time, how about I guarantee you [-] rebirth coins?"

"Yes! How about calling you when we have trouble in the future? We will give you as much as you want!"

"Why don't you know how to flatter you? You're still ashamed to stay still after people say that?"

……

Messy voices came and went, Yin Yin's ears were about to explode, and the system was urging him, but Yin Yin blocked his ears and didn't want to do such a shameful thing at all. When he wanted to throw away the tool, the system actually Get him under control!

Fuck!Shameless!

After Yin Yin marveled in his heart, his face immediately sank. He was as serious as an iron plate. He silently squeezed the cute hellokitty, and brought its slightly opened mouth close to his lips. Exhaled forcefully inwardly, after several times in a row, hellokitty swelled up until it was like a balloon.

Next, Yin Yin turned its mouth to Shen Litian's mouth, pinched Shen Litian's nose with the other hand, and then a funny scene appeared, Yin Yin "squeaked" like pinching a little yellow duck He gave Shen Litian a sigh of relief, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

They all laughed and said, "What the hell is this? Damn this person is mentally retarded, right? Hahahaha... Let's go soon... After watching it, everyone will become mentally retarded!"

Just when all the people turned and retreated, the hellokitty in Yin Yin's hand deflated, which meant that all the energy inside was sent to Shen Litian, and Shen Litian opened his eyes because of this.

This scene seemed familiar... Lying in Yin Yin's arms, Yin Yin hugged herself tightly, looking at her with those clear and quiet eyes, this...

Shen Litian yelled excitedly, then hugged Yin Yin, his face was on Yin Yin's shoulder, and he groaned for a full 5 minutes, and said happily: "You saved me again, right? I'm very happy, How about adding money to you?"

Yin Yin nodded mechanically: "Okay, but is this really okay?"

"What's wrong?" Shen Litian helped Yin Yin up together, pushing him towards the cash machine.

At this moment, the system had let him go, Yin Yin returned to her gentleness, her first reaction was to quickly hide the cute thing in her hand behind her back, if Shen Litian found out, she would definitely think she was gay!

Therefore, Yin Yin hid behind Shen Litian the whole time. Shen Litian opened the door for him to let him in. He insisted on making Shen Litian turn around before he followed in. Even so, Yin Yin still could not escape this disaster, because he went in. The equipment he saw later shocked him a lot!

Fuck, there are several robots sitting on the seats!And also put on a pensive look!

That's how the cute thing was scared and fell down!

Yin Yin couldn't care whether the cute one was ugly or not, so she ran over and hugged Shen Litian and shouted, "What... what's going on? This formation looks terrifying!"

Shen Litian laughed after hearing this, revealing his inner appearance: "Aren't you afraid? I know you are new here and don't know how to be advanced! This is a cash machine! Do you understand the cash machine? You can take out a lot of money from it. The cutie of Rebirth Coin!"

"...the cash machine...cute..." Yin Yin poked his head out from behind Shen Litian carefully, carefully sizing up the robot in front of him, secretly marveling, it turns out that the rebirth of the world is so amazing, I really want to try it...

When Yin Yin wanted to raise this curiosity, Shen Litian suddenly bent down and said, "What is this? It looks so cute!"

"..." Yin Yin watched Shen Litian pick up the cute thing, and instantly felt guilty. He shook his head as if it had nothing to do with him, "It must have been thrown away by some little girl..."

However, Shen Litian shook his head: "I don't think so. According to the days when I came here, girls in this world hate this kind of thing the most. I think it's the newcomers who lost it."

Yin Yin nodded, and found that Shen Litian was looking at her: "What are you looking at me for?" Yin Yin scratched her face, "I won't do this shit, don't look at me!"

"Wait." Shen Litian leaned over and examined Yin Yin's face carefully, up and down, left and right, as if he wanted to see something tricky.

Yin Yin's forehead was sweating because of the long-term close distance, and she said guiltyly: "Don't look at it, if you look at my face again, you won't tell you it's mine!"

But Shen Litian didn't seem to hear what he said, instead he got closer and closer, and finally put his nose directly on Yin Yin's face.

Yin Yin trembled in fright, she was really afraid that Shen Litian would look at her face and show some evidence, and then insist that this thing is hers, and then laugh at it...

"Hey! Your face!" Shen Litian seemed to have discovered the new continent, and he yelled loudly.

This made Yin Yin's guilty legs go weak.

"Your face is so clean! There are no blackheads!"

"..."

"Look, look, my face is much better!"

"...You... just to confirm this?"

"if not?"

"...No..." Nima, why did you yell like this?Come so close to me?Still dangling in front of me with Hellokitty?Did you know that I was almost scared by you and had a heart attack?

Yin Yin quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said calmly: "Since you have discovered my advantage... can you show me the advanced new technology?" Yes!What should my parents do? !

"Okay, okay!" Shen Litian agreed readily, but during the operation, he was still talking nonsense, and he just stood there and started explaining, not operating at all, for example, he had to stand in the specified circle to match up Only the robot can speak and let the robot know the information of its own brain, which is equivalent to talking to the robot's mind.

After half an hour of blah blah, Yin Yin almost fell asleep. When she opened her eyes, she saw Shen Litian grabbing out a large handful of banknotes, and then took the big envelope handed over by the robot, stuffed the banknotes into it, and handed it over. Come over: "Including the commission I promised to give you, there are more than 20 rebirth coins here."

Yin Yin was extremely happy after taking over, the meridians on his face were distorted because he tried his best to control them, looking at the sky in the distance, he was afraid that it would be dawn soon, so he thanked him many times and prepared to leave Here it is.

Seeing him leaving in such a hurry, Shen Litian felt very reluctant. He grabbed Yin Yin, and shook the cute Hellokitty in front of Yin Yin's eyes: "We picked up the cute thing in this place by such a coincidence. It must be God's favor, so how about being our token?"

Now Yin Yin only wants to leave. After rescuing his parents, he plans to never see Shen Litian again. That's right, he only came into contact with Shen Litian for money. In his opinion, whether there is such a thing as interpersonal relationship is simply irrelevant. It's just the same!Besides, this guy is the one who complained!

Wait, Shen Litian doesn't seem to know that he is the one who is being sued. If that's the case, it's going to be a dark day anyway, get the money and stay away from him!

"Okay, okay, let's take it as our token!" Yin Yin pretended to be very happy to agree, but stared at the people around him who hadn't dispersed and thought silently, and then said, "Well, you Go get this envelope and put the cute things in it, how about keeping it for you?"

Shen Litian was overjoyed, and hurried to the robot to ask for a big envelope. I heard that the pink one was still needed.

Yin Yin almost vomited after overhearing it, ruining the three views... But!While Shen Litian was walking away, hurry up and rush out of this sea of ​​people to hide yourself!

The author has something to say: the writing is so confusing, so confusing...