People who have been crushed by me cry and fall in love with me

The bar in the rebirth world looks very cool. The building material is made of one-way glass, and this glass not only emits light, but also changes different colors every few seconds. People who don’t understand will mistakenly think that they are in the aurora zone. .

And Yin Yin is such a misguided person. Every time he watched the aurora picture on TV, he looked forward to seeing it by himself one day and being able to shuttle freely in the aurora, so now he is very excited and jumps directly. Then he jumped over.

Seeing Yin Yin's behavior with such a low IQ, Shen Litian quickly stretched out his hand to grab his collar, and said with a smile, "No matter how much you like this place, you don't need to kiss it!"

Yin Yin suddenly realized her gaffe, and quickly calmed down and smiled: "I'm sorry, I get excited when I see a bar..." No matter what, I can't regard this kind of building as Aurora's mentally handicapped Express your thoughts!

He followed Shen Litian in, and the entrance was divided into two doors. One door was lit with red, and the other was blue. Yin Yin didn't understand why, and then Shen Litian introduced: "The red you see represents Noisy area, blue represents quiet area. So, I ask you, which side do you want to enter?"

There is such a high-end choice... Yin Yin touched her chin and pointed to the blue side: "Be quiet, I don't like noise very much."

Unexpectedly, Shen Litian laughed loudly, and boasted: "I am indeed a smart person! In fact, I guessed that you would choose Tranquility a long time ago. With you like this, your legs might be weak when you see the noisy group of people." Right? Hahaha..."

Knowing Shen Litian for a short while, seeing him laughing countless times and mocking herself countless times, Yin Yin really wanted to beat him up, but the voice in her head was shouting to herself: "Stop! Do you still want to make money? Get acquainted and pretend to agree!"

So Yin Yin pretended for a while, nodded and bowed to Shen Litian: "Yes, yes... It's different when you're with smart people, thank you friend for your understanding!"

Shen Litian laughed again, as if he liked to listen to Yin Yin's words, then pushed open the door of the quiet area, and led Yin Yin in.

Sure enough, the songs played in this area are slow-paced jazz, which is extremely lazy. Everyone sitting below is silent, either reading magazines or drinking tea in silence. It is rare to see people chatting together. It seems that everyone doesn't like to talk.

Yin Yin was called to sit on the sofa in the corner. Shen Litian ordered two glasses of whiskey and said, "I think the whiskey here is the best, so don't pick it. Listen to me."

I didn't like to drink this kind of thing at first, and felt that drinks like fruit juice were more in line with my taste, but since it was for making money, Yin Yin thanked her and accepted it.

When he took a sip, he felt quite spicy. Yin Yin frowned and put the cup down. Shen Litian drank three or four cups in a row. When he looked back and saw Yin Yin's expression, he came up and took Yin Yin's mouth. He squeezed his mouth open, then picked up the cup and poured it into his mouth: "You have to drink like this to be energetic, do you understand?"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Yin Yin was almost choked to death, her nose was full of alcohol, at this moment, she wanted to smash the wine bottle on Shen Litian's head the most, but she held back.

"Tell me, is it exciting? Do you want to do it again?" Shen Litian called the waiter to serve several bottles of whiskey, and the bottle caps were lifted off.

Seeing this, Yin Yin quickly waved her hands: "Don't, I'll do it myself... I have to try your good method myself, don't I?"

It seemed that his method was indeed praised. Shen Litian was very happy, and pushed all the bottles of whiskey on the table to Yin Yin: "Come on, do you dare to play a game with me?"

"What game?" Yin Yin swallowed, feeling an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, Shen Litian showed a sly smile, filled his own glass with wine, then filled Yin Yin's, and said: "Let's fight for wine, whoever falls down first will lose! The loser will get the wine." Punishment!"

Yin Yin was frightened when he heard it. He knew that he couldn't drink at all, so he stood up quickly and said anxiously, "I... I'll go to the toilet first..."

He hurried to find the toilet, but the toilets in the reborn world are amazing, unlike the latrines in his lifetime, but built under the floor, Yin Yin searched for a long time but couldn't find it, and finally saw a person inexplicably riding He didn't dare to run to ask until the lifting tool came up.

When he learned that the toilet was under his feet, he fantasized that there were unsightly sights under the floor. At first he was a little afraid to go down, but finally he couldn't help but stepped on the lifting tool with a sigh of relief.

It turns out that the elevators and stairs are all gone, and all of them are high-tech. I thought the environment had changed, but I didn't expect that the latrines had changed, and there were even gender-neutral toilets.

Yin Yin couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive, for fear that it would be embarrassing for a woman to appear out of nowhere!After all, I haven't adapted to this unrestrained toilet yet.

He cautiously stretched out his hand and pushed the toilet door, and when he found that the door wouldn't move, he changed to another room. After switching to the last room, it seemed that someone was there, and it felt like he would never come out.

Suddenly someone came in to use the toilet, Yin Yin also said: "It's all full, wait a minute."

Unexpectedly, that person ignored him at all, and gave him a mocking look, walked to the first room and opened the door without moving his hands, and then he went in.

Yin Yin was so amazed that he ran up to observe the door carefully, and then he found that it was bare, and there was something like an indicator light glowing red. He didn't know what the light meant, so he stepped back and observed the other several doors. There were such lights on the door, but the color was different, and some were white.

He suddenly realized that maybe the light meant that there was no one inside. He ran to the white light and stood still like the man just now, but the door refused to open for him.

Does this toilet discriminate against the newcomers who have just been reborn?Just when he had this thought, Yin Yin accidentally stepped on the button at his feet, and with a "swish", the door opened wide to him, and then a strong wind sucked him in.

The toilet door locked automatically.

Why does the toilet feel very warm...

A faint yellow light was lit in the darkness, but Yin Yin didn't see the latrine, he was still thinking about how to go to the toilet, surrounded by smooth walls, and then he heard a sound like a mechanical opening , Two mechanical hands protruded from the wall behind him and grabbed his legs.

! ! !Yin Yin yelled, and before he knew what happened, his pants were stripped off, the hands pulled him back, and a small toilet came out and put it on his ass, this machine Ask him, "Are you the little one or the big one?"

"I... I, I... I'm young..."

"turn around!"

It seems to be fully automatic, even the trousers are taken off by a machine, so you don't have to do it yourself!Yin Yin suddenly wanted to try the feeling of a big size, so she said, "I...I suddenly want to be big..."

"Turn back!" The machine turned his ass again, and just like that, the toilet sucked him again.

Although he didn't want to pull it at all, he still waited for a long time. After a long time, the machine automatically reminded him whether it was ready or not, and he was relieved.

The machine wiped and washed him, and then helped him put his pants back on. After the light went out, his hands shrank into the wall.

It was pitch black again.

The toilet was unlocked, and Yin Yin waited for the door to open automatically before walking out.

"Why are you so slow?" Unexpectedly, Shen Litian stood outside, staring at him, "Do you know how to use this toilet or do you think this toilet is very interesting?"

Yin Yin cleared his throat, he didn't want to admit these two points: "I... have a little diarrhea, so it took a little longer."

"it's good now?"

Seeing Shen Litian approaching with a concerned look, Yin Yin felt guilty: "Well, it's all right."

"Hahahahaha... that's good, then, let's go play that game?" After saying that, Shen Litian hooked Yin Yin's shoulder and walked towards the lifting tool with him.

There are too many people coming to the toilet now, no matter whether you go up or down, you need to queue up, but it is inevitable that people with poor quality will jump in the line, and the person who comes is still a big person.

And just when it was Yin Yin's turn to go up, the big man stepped in front of them and said, "If there is an urgent matter above, you must let yourself go up first."

It seems that just such a person is not in the way, Yin Yin wanted to agree, and Shen Litian also agreed, but the system woke up in an instant and stopped Yin Yin: "You can only make the following three choices——

First, try to stop the big guy and let him go to the queue;

Second, just follow the big guy up first, then go up by himself and beat the big guy up;

Third, encourage Shen Litian to stop the big guy, and it is best to provoke them to fight (highly recommended, you can earn an extra [-] rebirth coins). "

Yin Yin began to struggle again. Faced with such strange options, he seemed to choose the recommended one every time, whether he wanted to or not.

Well, for the sake of making money and saving your parents, then choose the third one!

After hearing his answer, the system immediately added Yinren's energy into his body, and Yinyin seemed to be a different person in an instant, walking up to the big man and provoking: "Just now my friend said, you are too big to Let you, what if a lifting tool is broken? You must be the last one in line!"

"I didn't say anything!" Shen Litian immediately interjected to express his innocence.

But at this moment, Yin Yin didn't care what was going on with Shen Litian at all, went up and kicked Shen Litian's ass directly, causing Shen Litian to jump on the big man, and the moment the big man fell, he really broke the lifting tool.

The author has something to say: Do you think Yin Yin is too bad~~~~~