People who have been crushed by me cry and fall in love with me

This person obviously looked frightened for a moment, but based on the days he had been with Shuai Guoguo, he was able to handle it. He stroked the coffee beans in front of him with a playful smile: "Shuai Guoguo, please don't talk to me." Just kidding, how dare I do that kind of thing, right? You scared me so much that the coffee beans are poisonous..."

After all, the man held a handful of coffee beans up to his nose and sniffed it. Shuai Guoguo didn't know whether he really believed it or not, so he slapped his subordinate on the shoulder and said excitedly: "I'm just kidding! Otherwise I'll I won’t just tell you about the warehouse, right? Alright, I don’t think it’s a good day, so come up and find me after you’re done with the coffee beans?”

This person nodded again and again: "Thank you, Shuai Guoguo for your trust!"

Before Shuai Guoguo left, he took a look at the lumps of coffee beans, and finally got up to the top with peace of mind, and then threw his beloved slide to his subordinates, who finally breathed a sigh of relief after receiving it.

Yin Yin hid in the chicken poo and was so bored, he saw through the gap between the beans and the beans that Shuai Guoguo's figure had disappeared, so he stretched out his head urgently: "Oh my god, just one more second I was smoked to death!"

The man probably didn't expect Yin Yin to appear so soon. He ran over and covered Yin Yin's mouth, and looked up in fear: "Are you going to die? What if you came out without saying a word and you were discovered?"

Yin Yin shook off his hand and crawled out of the chickpeas: "I heard a little bit of wind in there too! I heard...he told you to clean up these stinky things? What are you kidding! You give me Go and buy the chili water and powder first, otherwise we will be ruined!"

The man scratched his hair and became embarrassed: "It's not that I won't buy it for you... It's just that if Shuai Guoguo makes a surprise inspection later, won't I really be finished?"

"Wait, what did you call me? Da Da?"

"Yes! Great!"

"I'll shout at you!" Yin Yin tossed her hair, showing a handsome look, "You don't worry about buying water and powder, how about I help you with the work here?"

"But... I'm worried! You can't imitate me, in case you are discovered..."

"Nima... how much do you want?"

As soon as he heard the word "money", this person immediately came to his senses, nodded and agreed without saying a word: "Even if I die, I will help you get what you want!"

After the person went up the slide, Yin Yin didn't really intend to move the chickpeas back to the warehouse for that person. With this time, he might as well discuss with the system how to better implement the next plan.

About two or three ten minutes later, Yin Yin heard someone shouting in a low voice: "Slide... slide!"

It seems that this person's speed is still top-notch, Yin Yin resisted to go up the slide frame, watched the man slide down from the clouds, like a child, then touched his trouser pocket, and quickly stuffed things to Yin Yin.

Yin Yin checked it again, and there were still [-] chili powder and [-] water in it, but the man suddenly looked at the lumps of coffee beans on the ground and yelled, "You...you agreed to help me?"

Yin Yin rubbed her head, smiled embarrassedly, and then gave the other party some chili water: "The important thing now is that you have to be responsible for mixing the chili water in your hand into the coffee that Shuai Guoguo often drinks. If it's inconvenient..." Yin Yin took out the rebirth coin to induce him, "You take the money to fool your companions and ask them to help you."

The man didn't seem confident enough, he curled his lips and said, "I...I'm afraid they won't follow this...or the other way around, what if they beat me up?"

I didn't expect that there would be someone more cowardly than myself, but Yin Yin can also deeply understand that kind of psychology, he sighed, and patted this person's shoulder pretending to be helpless: "The risky thing is up to me." Let's do it!" Yin Yin took the chili water from the other party's hand, and handed all the chili powder to him, "You just silently mix these powders with coffee beans here, I don't think there is any intention Have you explained it?"

Hearing that he could do errands secretly, this man was quite satisfied, he nodded quickly, went to unlock the warehouse without saying a word, dragged the coffee beans in, and mixed the chili powder with his own secret recipe Son.

Yin Yin watched quietly outside for a few minutes before he was ready to step on the slide to go up with peace of mind, but he thought of a serious problem, that is!There is only one shoe on the foot!

So, he decided to snatch the other one for himself. This is his dream after seeing this pair of shoes!Yin Yin ran to the warehouse, closed the door of the warehouse with a bang, and then stood solemnly in front of the other party, putting his hands on the other's shoulders: "Listen to me! Put the other shoe on your foot Leave it to me first!"

The man was stunned for a while, maybe he didn't understand what he wanted to hand over for a while, but Yin Yin wanted it this time, so he directly grabbed the man's foot and gave him the shoe with a slam. After taking it off, he hurried in, slammed the door and walked out without saying anything.

The people who stayed here watched their special shoes being taken away, but they didn't make a sound. It should be said that they couldn't resist!It also seems to be willing, after all, having money is more important than anything else!

Yin Yin now has complete feet. He happily jumped a few times, set up the slide and rushed up. After climbing up the window sill, he sneakily looked in through the glass and found that there were There are still quite a few people walking around, standing, standing or slacking off, everyone's posture seems to be very interesting!

He scratched the itch on his buttocks, silently took out a bottle of chili water from his pocket, and then he turned the button of the window, and it opened with a "swish".

"Who!" They were almost in unison. They woke up immediately after seeing Yin Yin, and someone shouted, "Get the net quickly! Don't let him escape again!"

Yin Yin didn't coax this time. With an idea, he took out a gold bill painted by the system from the other side of his butt pocket. It was as bright as a fire. He raised the bill and shouted: "Whoever dares to come over, move again!" One move and I'll tear it apart!"

These people really stopped in their tracks, each pair of eyes looked at the shining golden banknote, and swallowed at the same time, one of them who seemed to be the leader stood up and asked in a rough voice : "Who knows if yours is real or fake, do you want to buy us?"

Yin Yin squeezed the chili water in his hand, and felt a little uneasy in the face of so many people. After all, this banknote is a counterfeit, because just in the process of climbing up, the system told him in a disappointing way: "Save the banknote." There are no rebirth coins in it!"

I knew that I played too much with my big cards before, but now I'm afraid?Are you poor?Yin Yin was stunned, and said with a loud voice: "I still have a lot, believe it or not! Anyway, as long as you do one thing for me, I will share the rest with you!"

"Yo yo yo, the tone is not small, what kind of money can a different kind have?" The leader took a step towards Yin Yin, feeling a strong threat.

Yin Yin took a step back timidly, if the system hadn't reminded him to fight, he might have been limp by now!

"Dear master! I won't give you options now, I'll just recommend your best one so that we can pass the test quickly!"

As soon as Yin Yin heard this, he immediately regained his energy. He nodded desperately at the system in his mind, and gave him a huge and warm hug. Then he felt that it was this hug that made the system control him!

Although he didn't know what terrible things would happen next, Yin Yin was already in a state of indifference. He bravely took out a bottle of pepper water from behind and sprayed countless times on the leader.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The leader covered his eyes and rolled to the ground, writhing wildly, "My eyes! My eyes are blind! Call handsome Guoguo!"

It is impossible for Yin Yin to let them have the opportunity to call Shuai Guoguo, he rushed up, and continued to spray pepper water on the rest of the people, changing hands one after another until they all fell to the ground crying and unable to move !

After finishing the work here, he groped for the direction where he came in to find Shuai Guoguo. Because the system had the function of opening and closing, it was easy to know where Shuai Guoguo was now - in the bathroom.

An idea quickly entered Yin Yin's mind. Before Shuai Guoguo took a shower, he had to go to the counter to mix all the chili water into the water for making coffee, and then go to find the water leading to the bathroom. Source of resources, pour the remaining chili water into it.

After a lot of tossing, he successfully completed the former task, but the next step was difficult. When Yin Yin retreated back to find the source of water resources, Shuai Guoguo unexpectedly took a bath!

Fuck?What should I do now? !

Seeing Shuai Guoguo come out wrapped in a huge bath towel, Yin Yin hurriedly hid behind a big bottle of plant. He only had the last half bottle of chili water in his hand. For some reason, seeing the scene in front of him, he felt Paprika would be more appropriate...

But forget it, the chili powder is not here, just use chili water!

Yin Yin sneaked behind Shuai Guoguo and found him entering a small kitchen. He was boiling water in the kitchen, and it seemed that he was preparing to make coffee. A warm current surged in Yin Yin's heart, waiting for him Shuai Guoguo's ecstasy look when drinking coffee.

Sure enough, after Yin Yin counted silently for ten seconds, there was a scream in the kitchen, and then all the pots and kettles were knocked over on the ground.

Yin Yin poked her head in and saw Shuai Guoguo was rolling on the ground clutching his throat!

Simply fantastic!Although Yin Yin's face is indifferent now, but he is happy in his heart, he ran in quickly, sprayed the remaining chili water into Shuai Guoguo's eyes in the fastest way, and then...

The system suddenly stopped controlling Yin Yin, and immediately hid in his mind with a "shua": "The current picture is too unbearable to look directly at, hey!"

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to write such a scenario:

The content exported by the system is that Shuai Guoguo is in the toilet, and Yin Yin is hiding behind the toilet with chili powder in his hand. When Shuai Guoguo got up to wipe his butt, he tore off the chili powder and could easily paste it directly into the opponent's butt...

It should feel so sour...

However, I am not so crazy ╮(╯▽╰)╭