People who have been crushed by me cry and fall in love with me

Yin Yin glanced at the various coffees on the bar counter. The characters on them were strange and incomprehensible. He scratched his nose to avoid embarrassment, and said casually, "Have a cup of the most recommended one in your shop."

Shuai Guoguo turned around and took a bottle of coffee beans from the bar counter, put it in front of Yin Yin, pointed to the introduction on it, and said, "This coffee bean is called chicken feces, and it is pulled from a strange white chicken. There will be nine out of ten people, how about it, do you want to have one too?" As he said, he lifted the lid to let Yin Yin hear.

I heard a lot of cat poop coffee during my lifetime, and it was particularly strong and delicious, but it seems that coffee like chicken poop is only produced in this world, right?In terms of technology and civilization, it should be much better than cat poop coffee.

So, with the curiosity of trying something new, Yin Yin took a deep breath, but...

"Damn it! It stinks!" Yin Yin waved her hand, and accidentally knocked over the coffee beans in Shuai Guoguo's hand, and fell off the chair herself.

What to say about the stench?It has the same smell as the xiang from the chickens raised in the chicken shed at home. What's more, this bottle seems to have a built-in heating function, which makes the original smell more volatile, and it can be smoked dead!

After a while, the coffee shop was filled with a strong smell of chicken shit. Yin Yin pinched her nose and got up to apologize to the handsome Guoguo at the counter, but he has already attracted all the customers who like chicken shit coffee. anger, and this war seems to be controlled by this handsome pot.

Shuai Guoguo walked up to Yin Yin to stop these guests who were coming, and then waved to two of them: "Come on, take this alien to the room inside and lock it up."

Yin Yin was dragged and dragged towards the curtain. At first, she thought it was thrown out of the window, but when she opened the curtain, Yin Yin found a thick and thick rope connected to the window sill, and the other side was tied to the opposite side. room windowsill.

When they were thinking about how to get there, they actually carried themselves and stepped on it. It seemed that their feet had special functions. After touching the rope, they automatically slid forward, and they would not fall off!

When he was in a state of curiosity, Yin Yin was thrown into the window on the other side by them. He fell heavily on a pile of rotten cotton. The rope was torn apart.

Yin Yin suddenly realized that he quickly got up, he ran forward and opened the window to see what happened, but what he saw was clouds floating in the sky, he rubbed his eyes, thinking that he was wrong, and ran to the person behind him Look in front of the window.

! ! !His heart is broken. This room seems to be floating in the sky, so there is no way to escape. Hey!

At this time, a line of clear characters appeared on the window: If you want to pass this test, you must kill the protagonist!

What the hell?Yin Yin is a little confused, who is the protagonist?

Then he reviewed all the TV series and movies he had watched. The protagonist must have appeared first, but when he experienced it himself, he couldn't tell the difference. Could it be that handsome guy at the bar?But it doesn't matter, wouldn't it be possible to pass all the characters that appeared?

After the line of words disappeared, the system popped out: "Dear master, you guessed right, the protagonist is indeed the hot guy at the bar, but how are you going to deal with him?"

"So you already know?" Yin Yin looked at the system in astonishment, "Why didn't you tell me about the plot earlier!"

The system was ashamed, and said straightforwardly: "Then let's hang up! I remind you, you do the work!"

Yin Yin waved his hand: "Don't, isn't it just to let the protagonist die? It's not easy, can't it just go up with a knife?"

"Yo yo yo, I didn't expect my dear master to have such a cruel side!" The system smiled cheerfully, and even picked Yin Yin's chin, "But this time you are wrong! Pay attention to the key points! It's a Yin person, Yin Yin The dead protagonist is the key!"

"Then how to be shady?"

The system was posted on Yin Yin's ear, and Bilibili gave a lot of suggestions. After a long discussion, they finally reached a mutual agreement.

First of all, you have to buy someone to prepare some materials for Yin Yin, so the system took out [-] rebirth coins from the secret vault and stuffed them into Yin Yin's hands, but there is no door here, it is empty, Yin Yin can only go through the window Call the person on the other side to come over.

The method he thought of was the old routine, that is, he wanted to go to the toilet, but this trick was still very effective, after all, they would not allow Yin Yin to deal with Xiang on the spot.

It seemed that they were holding hands at the opposite window. As soon as they heard Yin Yin's call, someone came from the opposite side to throw a rope, holding a very large golden toilet in their hands.

Sure enough, this is a test world created by local tyrants, and even a toilet has to be advertised...

Yin Yin took a few steps back, trying to make room for the extra-large gold toilet. After the man came in, he took off Yin Yin's pants and pointed to the toilet to tell him to sit on it quickly. Add a sentence: "After pulling, let me fill up the Xiang, we need to make human shit coffee."

...Is there such a thing for people to drink?This world is going against the sky!It seems that all animals and plants can make coffee...

This person seemed to see the emotion in Yin Yin's heart: "People like you who don't understand coffee don't understand creativity. This is the healthiest and most profitable!"

Well, let's not argue with this guy about coffee, it's a waste of time, hey!Yin Yin scratched her head and said, "You can come forward and take a sniff, can my Dongdong make so-called good coffee?"

The man felt that what Yin Yin said was correct, so he bent down very readily. Taking advantage of this close contact, Yin Yin took out the five thousand rebirth coins, and quickly stuffed them into the opponent's hand.

Feeling the weight, the man spread his hands and took a look, what the hell, it's a rebirth coin!Bare. Naked. Naked rebirth coins!Get rich!He rushed over to close the window, and the curtains were tightly drawn: "You... what do you want to do?"

Yin Yin smiled: "Just say if you want it or not?"

It seemed that this person wanted money very much, maybe out of wanting to act aggressively, he said: "No, I will be sorry for the handsome pot if I take this money, I can't have..."

Oh, I really want it, this kind of lethality doesn't work at all!Yin Yin stuffed him back and squeezed his hand, and reminded softly: "It's just the two of us now, and I'm an outsider, so I don't need to tell others about this, right? So I just want you to buy something for me. I'll give you another five thousand when it's done?"

"No, no, no..." The man shook his head repeatedly, "They will kill me! Besides... you are still a target of discrimination!"

"Based on what you said, I know that you want this money very much!" Yin Yin insisted, "If you don't like it, I will give you [-]? [-]? You can say as much as you want!"

The man pursed his lips, as if his heart was getting more and more excited. He subconsciously didn't push the money in his hand any more, but leaned forward and asked softly, "Then... what do you want me to do for you?"

"It's very simple." Yin Yin stood up and rolled up her pants while rolling her eyes, "You help me buy some chili water and chili powder, remember, water and powder are two different things!"

"You just bought something? I thought you wanted me to help you escape. It scared me to death..." The man smirked, and took the initiative to take out the bag to put Yin Yin's Xiang in it, and then carried the toilet on his back, " I still have to put on a show. I'll come to you again in half an hour later."

Yin Yinbi made an OK gesture, watched the person open the window and returned to the opposite side, he sat down on the ground and sighed, and asked the system in his mind: "Do you think this person is reliable? He won't sell you out for money." Me?"

"No, no, no," the system shook its head repeatedly, "Telling him is nothing to eat. Dear master, you'd better take a nap for half an hour, and I will call you when he comes!"

Although Yin Yin didn't have the heart to sleep, she was drugged by the system and forced to squint for a while.

Half an hour later, the sound of opening the window sounded, and the system knocked on Yin Yin's head to urge him to wake up. When the person came in, he also closed the curtains, acting very mysteriously.

Yin Yin was sleepy, he rubbed his eyes, and saw the man handing over two very small black bags: "I don't know how much you want, I bought ten bags each, I wonder if it's enough?"

Yin Yin took it out and took a look. The chili water was nothing special except that it looked red, but the chili powder was different. It smelled stronger than before, except for the constant sneezing. Tears flowed wildly, and the effect seemed to be very good!

The system took the initiative to take out [-] rebirth coins to Yin Yin, and told him: "Give him the sweetness of these first, and then test how to use him before clearing the level."

"Here you go." Yin Yin waved 1 yuan in front of this person's eyes, "You have to send me there next, and you still have to help."

The man took the money and hid it in his pocket happily: "Okay! From now on, as long as you mention it, I will help you!"

After all, he took off his coat and put it on Yin Yin, as a cover first, otherwise he was afraid that they would find that he had cut the rope and fell down.

"By the way..." Yin Yin hid behind him and stood on the window sill, looking at the white clouds floating under his eyes, "I'm a little afraid of heights... I doubt whether I can get through smoothly..."

The author has something to say: In fact, I also have a fear of heights 2333333