It's all my sister's fault

1 May I have your name?

Xue Fei: Hahaha, everyone knows this, I am Xue Fei.

Sister: Deng Lingshan.

2 What is the age?

Xue Fei: When I met everyone for the first time, I was still a pure child, and I was not spoiled by my sister. I was only twenty-eight years old.She is already a 23-year-old old Si Ji, hehehe.

Sister: A woman's age is a secret.

Xue Fei: Sister, I can't hide it from everyone, you are one year older than me.

Sister (turning back): Boss, pack the washboard and take it away.

3 gender is?

Xue Fei: Female.

Sister: female.

4 What is your personality like?

Xue Fei: Passionate like fire, I want to melt my sister into my blood.

Sister: I don't quite understand.

5 The character of the other party?

Xue Fei: The most gentle and understanding person in the world.Sometimes the brain axis is a little cold.

Sister: I'm dumbfounded.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Xue Fei: The meeting should be on the rooftop of the school.The first official meeting was when Mom and Dad got married and had dinner together in a western restaurant.

Sister: I've seen it in the corridor of the teaching building.

Xue Fei: Huh?What the hell?I do not know how?elder sister? ?

7 The first impression of the other party?

Xue Fei: My heart is very excited, and I even want to fuck her! ! !

Sister: It looks warm.

8 What do you like about each other?

Xue Fei: Every bit! ! !

Sister: If you have something to say, you will tolerate me.Maybe I can't do it, she can do it, I think it's amazing.

Xue Fei (tears streaming down her face): My wife finally praised me! ! !

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Xue Fei: I have a small brain, and often start to abuse me without knowing the reason.When a big event happened, I carried it alone.Obviously because he was afraid that I would be worried, but he said it as if he was selfish.

Sister: There is nothing to hate.

Xue Fei: QAQ What's going on today...

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Xue Fei: Great!There is no other person in the world who fits me so well =v=

Sister: It's okay.

11 What do you call each other?

Xue Fei: Wife, baby, baby, daughter-in-law, Beibei, darling, honey, Hani, Rourou, Queen, Xiaogongju... Hehehe, take a new name at any time depending on the situation.

Sister: idiot.

Xue Fei (slobbering): No, wife, you obviously still call me good husband, little hooligan, big bad wolf, and little devil.

Sister (turning back again): Boss, I need two pieces for the washboard.

Xue Fei: QAQ

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Xue Fei: Husband! !

Sister: All good.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Xue Fei: Little rabbits, little deer, sometimes colorful phoenixes, oh oh, and cranes, etc., most resemble white swans! !

Moderator: Do you run a zoo?

Sister: Little Leopard.Little Tiger.

Xue Fei: Hee hee, wife.

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Xue Fei: Everything I have, as long as I have it, as long as she wants it.

Sister: Same.

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Xue Fei: As long as my wife is safe and happy, that is the best gift.

Sister: A lot of company.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xue Fei: Little brains can't turn the corner. They love me, but they like to abuse me. They don't tell me the reason.

Sister: act impulsively.Someone was selling Amway next to me, and they did it without saying a word...

17 What is your problem?

Xue Fei: I'm so perfect, what's wrong with me?

Sister: Looking forward and backward, thinking left and right, self-righteous.

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Xue Fei: My wife is just like me, perfect.

Sister: Narcissistic.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Xue Fei: Ignore me.

Sister: chatting and laughing with other little girls.

Xue Fei: ... Wife, that's talking about the stock market. They have □□.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Xue Fei: ...Ah, maybe people often post it on the road?But I didn't do it... I'm a victim too.

Sister: Silence.

21 How far is your relationship?

Xue Fei: Two become one.

Sister: Very close.

22 Where did two people first date?

Xue Fei: Because they lived together from the beginning, so I can't tell.

Sister: Yes.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Xue Fei: Good.She still doesn't know that I have wolfish ambitions, and she only thinks of me as her younger sister, hehehe.

Sister: It's the atmosphere between ordinary sisters.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Xue Fei: Holding hands?

Sister: Yes.

25 frequent date spots?

Xue Fei: On the bed! ! !

Sister: ...let's go home.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xue Fei: Fitness for a month.

Sister: Cook and buy her the gadgets she's always wanted but couldn't find.

27 Which party confessed first?

Xue Fei: There was no confession. At the time when my wife kissed me, I was stunned, and the relationship was established somehow.

Sister (blush): Me.

Xue Fei: Huh?

28 How much do you like each other?

Xue Fei: I'm not very good at talking about love, so let me borrow a joke.Like, the tigers in the forests all over the world are melted into butter.

Sister: The favorite of all primates.

Xue Fei: ... Wife, what the hell is a primate?

29 So, do you love each other?

Xue Fei: Love.

Sister: Yes.

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Xue Fei (smirking): No more.enough.

Sister: ...It doesn't matter what you say, the main reason is that she is too good at acting like a baby.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xue Fei (smiling): I won't change my mind.

Sister: Yes.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Xue Fei: I will never change my mind, so there is no question of whether to forgive or not.

Sister: Yes.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Xue Fei: All my time is my wife's. What is an hour?However, as long as it is agreed, my wife is always punctual.

Sister: I will wait.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Xue Fei: Hehehehe, every expression is very sexy.Sexiest when you're crying on your pillow.

Sister (blush): Acting coquettishly.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Xue Fei: The head rests on my shoulder, the hair is fragrant.

Sister: Hug me from behind.

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Xue Fei: Let's sleep together.

Sister: Let’s read together.

39 Ever quarreled?

Xue Fei: I quarreled.

Sister: Yes.

40 What are the quarrels?

Xue Fei: My wife is jealous.

Sister: She hooks up with people.

How to reconcile after 41?

Xue Fei: Just do it.

Sister: Kneel on the washboard.

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xue Fei: Must.I just love her.

Sister: Hope.

43 When do you feel loved?

Xue Fei: When being patted on the head.When my sister helped with manicure.Hey Hey.

Sister: Anytime.

44 What is your expression of love?

Xue Fei: My wife will give it if she wants it, and stop if she says she doesn't want it.By the way, buy her a full set of lipstick shades.

Sister: Hug.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Xue Fei: No more domestic violence.

Sister: Stop acting like a baby.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Xue Fei: White lilies, white roses, white plum blossoms, white... In short, all flowers with noble and elegant temperament are very suitable for my wife.

Sister: Azalea.

Xue Fei: QAQ wife, are you serious?

Sister: It’s actually gardenia.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Xue Fei: Yes.

Sister: Yes.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Xue Fei: My sister is so beautiful.

Sister: Too many mistresses.

Xue Fei: My wife isn't called Xiaosan... I didn't have anything to do with them...

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Xue Fei: Everyone knows it.

Sister: I didn't deliberately keep it secret.

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xue Fei: Yes! ! !

Sister: Yes.

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Xue Fei: Ahahahahahahaha I leave this question to my wife.

Sister (blush): I am Gong.

Xue Fei: Ahahahahaha.

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Xue Fei: Suffering is not important, love is the most important.As long as the wife is happy.

elder sister:……

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xue Fei: Couldn't be more satisfied =v=

Sister: Very happy.

54 The location of the first H?

Xue Fei: My wife went to the competition and stayed in a small hotel.

Sister: ...um.

55 How did you feel at that time?

Xue Fei: Wow, my sister is so beautiful.It feels so good hahahaha.Finally got this little guy hahahaha.

Sister: You shouldn't provoke her.

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Xue Fei: Beautiful.

Sister: Evil.

57 What is your first word in the morning of the first night?

Xue Fei: Do you want to watch it?

Sister: ...I don't want to see you.

58 times per week H?

Xue Fei: I'm afraid my wife's body won't be able to bear it, so I only do it four times a week.Sometimes I forget to count and do it a few more times.

elder sister:……

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Xue Fei: At least seven times! ! ! !

elder sister:……

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Xue Fei: All kinds of H.I still have a lot of tricks that I haven't used, mainly because my wife is not allowed.

Sister: ...Host, you can't finish.

61 Your most sensitive place?

Xue Fei: Well, this will be kept secret for now.

Sister: Keep it secret.

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Xue Fei: Neck, collarbone, waist, usually quite aloof and abstinent, but it seems that everything is sensitive when I touch it =v=

Sister: It seems to be me.

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Xue Fei: My goddess, my little fool.

Sister: Animals are not as good as...

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Xue Fei: I really like it! ! ! !

Sister: ... I don't hate it.

65 Where is H in general?

Xue Fei: On the bed, in the bathtub.My wife won't let me go elsewhere.

elder sister:……

66 H places you want to try?

Xue Fei: The window sill at home, the desk, the office, the field, in short, all kinds of places are great! !

Sister: ... the bed is fine.

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Xue Fei: It depends.

Sister: ... generally have

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Xue Fei: Yes, my sister said, if I use any tricks without her consent, I will fast for the next month.

Sister: ...don't be too indulgent.

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xue Fei: No.

Sister: No.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xue Fei: No.

Sister: No.

71 If the other party is raped by thugs, what would you do?

Xue Fei: Hehe, there are such thugs?Host, are you tired of living?

Sister: It should be... no thugs dare... to attack my family, right?

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xue Fei: I was very shy for the first time.Later, it became more and more high hahahaha

Sister: After that.

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Xue Fei: I have a wife, friends are gone, goodbye

Sister: Generally, people who cherish life dare not say this to me.

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Xue Fei: Hmm =v=

Sister: I don't think so...

75 What about the other party?

Xue Fei: My wife is also great! ! ! =v=

Sister: ...it's amazing...

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Xue Fei: Husband! ! ! !say you Love Me! ! !

Sister: Hope she shuts up.

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Xue Fei: Every kind.

Sister: A gentle expression.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Xue Fei: No way.

Sister: No.

79 Are you interested in □□?

Xue Fei: Hahahahahaha I leave this question to my wife.

Sister: Keep it secret.

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Xue Fei: Will QAQ have this day?will cry to death

Sister: Will be curious

81 What do you think about □□?

Xue Fei: I often play at home hahaha

Sister: ... quite perverted.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Xue Fei: My wife is not in good health, I am afraid she will be tired

Sister: The opponent is too strong...

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Xue Fei: In terms of exciting places, every place is exciting.Anxious no.

Sister: ... I give up answering

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Xue Fei: Hahahaha, guess what.

elder sister:……

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Xue Fei: I found a treasure

Sister: ...the eyes are very bright

86 Has the attacking side ever committed any crimes?

Xue Fei: There are plot plays, but not real ones.

Sister: ...she dare not.

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Xue Fei: Very cooperative with the performance

Sister: ...What are these problems?

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Xue Fei: My wife.

Sister: It is the current object.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Xue Fei: Damn, do you even need to ask?What are your problems?

elder sister:……

Did 90 use small props in H?

Xue Fei: The talent is enough to play, no need for assists

sister: no

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Xue Fei: already answered

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Xue Fei: Yes, both of them are

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Xue Fei: fingers, eyes, lips.

Sister: face...

Xue Fei: Hahahahahaha

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Xue Fei: Neck, hahaha

sister: forehead

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Xue Fei: Well, when my wife can't bear it, she must stop, she will think that I am very sensible when I grow up

Sister: Let her have fun...

What will you think at 96H?

Xue Fei: Wow, am I really not dreaming?

Sister: Tired, my mind is blank

97 H times per night?

Xue Fei: Once, I couldn’t get up the next day after having an extra wife

Sister: Once.

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Xue Fei: Hahahaha

Sister: ...she always wants to help

What is 99 H to you?

Xue Fei: Essential.important content in life.

Sister: As long as she is happy.

100 Please say something to your lover

Xue Fei: Wife, I love you forever.

Sister: Thank you.

Xue Fei: What does QAQ mean?

Sister: Me too.

The author has something to say:

overworked yesterday

I'm going to be lazy today with a questionnaire

It is expected that there will be a few episodes with drama

By the way, why is the sex on the market so obscene...

Goodnight everybody.