My cp is cool and crazy

Priest Xiuli is a direct subordinate of the light priest Melo. Apart from being bald in the Mediterranean, he has no distinctive appearance. Nothing special.

In recent years, the policy of the Temple of Light has tended to be radical. In order to expand the faith, many places are in urgent need of manpower.Although Shuri Imogen is very old in the temple and has some prestige, his ability is really average.

Nothing in life is as unsatisfactory as a rubber band tied to hair twice too loose and three times too tight. When taking a shower, turn the switch to the left a little to freeze to death and turn to the right to burn to death a little. One bucket of instant noodles is not full and two buckets are too stretchy. Buying shoes at 37 is too big 36 is too small—it turns out that if the mean is too much, it is easy to cheat.

It seems strange that Xiuli, a person who eats nothing and is a pity to abandon it, puts it in any position, but Priest Melo, based on the good quality of diligence and thrift, is not willing to waste such a precious labor force. After thinking about it for a long time, he simply put He packed it up and threw it to the capital of the empire. He didn't do anything else, and he was dedicated to serving as the treasure of the temple, resisting the restless dirty hands stretching towards the temple.

As one of the dirty hands, Xi Luo had to admit angrily that this trick really worked.

Although Xiuli is stupid, he is not easy to provoke to ordinary people. His background is the Temple of Light, his rank is the priest of the temple, and his boss is the priest of Light, Melo. A group of paladins...

Tsk, fortunately this guy is not an ordinary idiot, and he is not an ordinary person.

Xi Luo secretly rejoiced, while exchanging greetings with Priest Shuli.

After going around and talking a lot of nonsense, Xiuli finally couldn't help breaking the happy atmosphere of the conversation.Seeing that the atmosphere was almost heated up, he gave a wry smile and brought the conversation back to the point: "Your Excellency Xi Luo, you seem to have done a lot of things a while ago."

Xi Luo tilted his head when he heard the words, showing an impeccable and shy smile: "Are you talking about letting prostitutes wear veils? You're welcome. As a devout believer of the light, spreading the teachings of light is what I should do. Don't you Needed to make a special trip to thank me."

"There are other things... Forget it." Xiuli sighed for a long time: "There are no outsiders here, why don't you tell me frankly, what exactly do you want to do?"

Xi Luo immediately widened his eyes, and asked with a look of bewilderment: "Did I do something wrong?"

Before Xiuli could answer, Xi Luo curled his lips again, and said with a smile: "If my actions have caused losses to the temple, I am willing to make some compensation."

Xiuli didn't expect him to be so talkative, so he narrowed his eyes and asked vigilantly, "What compensation are you willing to offer?"

Xi Luo replied, "How about money...five thousand gold coins?"

Xiuli was taken aback: "It is impossible for you to give so much money to the temple, the financial department of the empire will not allow it."

"Of course it's impossible as a simple charity." Xi Luo shrugged, then moved a little closer to Xiuli, and whispered in his ear: "So we need a name, for example, you send some priests to remote towns to preach, don't It’s too long, just one or two months, and the money will be used as travel expenses..."

Unexpectedly, just in the middle of speaking, Bai, who had been standing aside like a sculpture before, suddenly made a move and dragged him aside by his collar.

Xi Luo looked at him expressionlessly.

Bai seriously warned: "Don't get too close to others."

Shiloh: ...

"Eh..." Xiuli came back to his senses, and tried to persuade him when he saw that the atmosphere was not right: "You..."

Bai glanced at him, thought for a while, then turned to Xi Luo and added word by word: "It's not good to be ugly."

Shiloh: ...

Shuri: ...

I can't beat him.

I can't beat him.

I can't beat him.

The atmosphere of conspiracy was completely destroyed, Xi Luo took a deep breath, and read this sentence in his heart three times before he could bear the urge to slap him, and decisively ignored a certain A god-like teammate, turned his head to Shulipi and continued with a non-smiling smile: "Think about what I just said. You can get a lot of money with a little effort, which is also a good thing for you."

Xiu Li, who was lying down and shot, crawled out from the blow, and after a moment of silence, he asked, "I don't understand, that's why you put so much effort into it? What good does it do you?"

"Part of it is the order of the boss. The marshal asked me to reduce the influence of the temple in the capital." Xi Luo smiled and replied: "However, the order of the boss can be prevaricated casually. In fact, most of the people who worked so hard for me The reason is——I am poor. How difficult it is for a mid-level officer like me to live in the capital, dear Priest Shuli, it is unimaginable for a big man like you."

His words were quite straightforward, Xiu Li was stunned for a while, and murmured: "You, you are threatening me, you are asking me for a bribe?"

Xi Luo frowned, and looked down at Xiuli coldly: "You don't want to? Now that we have talked, I don't have to beat around the bush. There are five thousand gold coins, and I just ask you to give me one-fifth It’s just one, it’s not too much. Anyway, without me, you wouldn’t be able to get that money.”

"Your plan is very good, and you have a big appetite." Xiuli lowered his eyes, trying to hide his disdain and anger, and said in a trembling voice: "If you don't agree, you won't let it go."

Xi Luo snorted coldly.

Xiuli suddenly raised his head and glanced at him, the muscles on his cheeks throbbed with anger: "I agree."

Xi Luo raised his eyebrows and showed a satisfied smile: "Remember to make the battle bigger, otherwise the money may not be approved."

"I see. Then I'll take my leave now." Xiu Li stood up, looked away as if looking at him dirty again, got up and walked towards the door, and slammed the office door.

Xi Luo didn't care about his attitude, and watched him leave with a smile, and then suddenly felt a chill behind her.

Remembering that there is still a terrible "personal bodyguard" to deal with, someone's calm expression suddenly collapsed.

Jumping up with burning buttocks, Xi Luo grabbed Bai's clothes and explained in a hurry: "I don't really want to embezzle and accept bribes, or fornicate the temple, everything is for the plan, to let him relax his vigilance, believe me, I will donate that thousand gold coins as military expenses!!"

Bai patted him on the shoulder: "Please don't worry, the money is yours."

Xi Luo froze in place, and asked in disbelief: "Really?"

Bai nodded: "My lord doesn't care about such things."

Shilo was overjoyed immediately: "Great, then I finally have the money to buy an induction cooker." Thinking about it, I felt a little uneasy, so I couldn't help but said to him tremblingly: "Since the Marshal doesn't care about such things, can you You can't report the money to him, you know?"

Bai thought about it and nodded in agreement.

"I didn't expect you to be a good person." Xi Luo sniffed movedly, put on his coat and was about to go out: "Come on, let's take care of things right now, and buy an induction cooker when we get the money, and I'll cook braised pork for you." Ribs to eat."

Finding that the other party was not as defensive as before, although Bai was still paralyzed, he was also a little happy in his heart.

It seems that he did the right thing - there is really no need to report everything to the adults in detail, the adults have given him a certain decision-making power, and keeping some unimportant little secrets will help to bring him and His Excellency Shilo closer. The distance will be of great help to his mission.

With this in mind, Bai thought about it for a long time that night, and finally crossed out the money from the report.

So the report became like this: Shuri Imogen came to visit this afternoon, His Excellency Shiloh warmly received him, and had some physical contact with him, [(crossed out) Shuri Imogen agreed to report to Xi Luo Your Excellency Luo bribed because of this money (crossed out)] Your Excellency Xi Luo was very happy.

There seems to be something weird... But what is written above is the truth, so there shouldn't be any problems.

Bai, who had worked in the dark blade for many years and rarely communicated with others, which caused a serious decline in his emotional intelligence, hesitated for less than three seconds before resolutely sending out the report.

Shilo didn't know anything about it.

As for Thanatos' reaction to this report...

May the merciful God of Light bless Shilo, Amen.