My cp is cool and crazy

A few days later, Adelaide walked into the room with chicken soup as usual, only to find that Shilo was looking for something under the bed with her butt pouted.

Exclaiming, he rushed over to help Xi Luo back to the bed, and said disapprovingly, "You should have a good rest. If you want to find something, you can ask the maid or servant to help you."

Xi Luo frowned and asked, "Did you see the dried meat I hid?"

Adelaide tucked up the quilt for Xi Luo, and heaved a long sigh: "You just recovered from your injury, you can't eat this kind of food that is not good for digestion."

"It's okay for Thanatos to say such things." Xi Luo said with disdain, "I'm not afraid of what a gentle and gentle person like you can do to me. Return the jerky to me."

Adelaide and Xi Luo looked at each other for a while, and quickly lost their battle: "Wait a minute, at least you have to drink some digestive medicine."

Xi Luo took the jerky with a smile and began to chew, asking, "How's the situation outside?"

"Priest Xiuli is very angry. What have you done?" Adelaide paused and couldn't help asking curiously: "Ladies have removed their veils one after another. You must know that even the Queen's advice before They cannot be forced to do so."

"Banning would have only had a strong negative impact. And I didn't do anything about it."

Xi Luo took a sip of the chicken soup and was about to bury his head and continue nibbling on the jerky, but seeing Adelaide's burning eyes, he had to put down his food embarrassingly, touched his nose and explained: "I just proposed to the church, the lower level The people also need to be inspired by the God of Light, and then order prostitutes to drape their hair and wear veils. In this way, the group of pretentious dignitaries will naturally be reluctant to dress like that. But this is just the beginning , the plan will proceed to the next step in a few days.”

Adelaide's eyes widened: "Didn't you use the power of the temple?"

Xi Luo was a little strange: "Why did I go to find the power of the temple, and I am not familiar with them."

Adelaide coughed a few times covertly: "It's nothing, what else are you going to do next?"

"This is going to be kept secret." Xi Luo smiled and jumped up from the bed: "Calculating the time, that old man Xiuli is about to come to trouble me. If he comes, you can help me block it Said my injury is still not healed."

Adelaide said anxiously: "Your injury is indeed not healed, where do you want to go at this time?"

"Go to the customs area of ​​the royal capital." Xi Luo blinked at him: "This incident has brought a lot of trouble to Sister Eve and the others, I have to thank them."

"Eve? Customs area?" Adelaide nodded in confusion, took a few seconds to connect the two nouns, blushed, and yelled in panic in the direction of Xi Luo's departure Said: "God of Light, don't go to that kind of place, Thanatos will skin you when he comes back!"

It's a pity that Xi Luo didn't plan to pay attention to Adelaide at all.He arrived at the destination unsteadily, walking through the crowd with ease.

No matter how prominent his status is in this world, in Xi Luo's view, he is, in the final analysis, a hard-working civil servant in the plane committee with a dead salary.He never felt superior to others, so he didn't avoid the whores of the custom district like snakes like other people.

Before he joined the military, he had spent a period of time in the "smelly ditch" where fish and dragons were mixed together in the capital.Relying on his ability and sweet talk, Xi Luo got acquainted with all kinds of people here. There are many prostitutes in the customs area who dote on him as their younger brother, and Eve is among them.

The days of poverty are so difficult, and every time the wages are not paid, Shilo, who is dying of hunger, will come here to seek humanitarian assistance.Today, the residents here are as tough as ever.

In the crowded tavern, a group of brats ran back and forth, and Eve's husband, Black Eagle, hit Xi Luo's back heavily with his big fluffy hand, and laughed boldly: "Hahahahahahaha, boy, are you It’s not that you have no money again. How can you get a wife if you go on like this, or I will grab one for you and forget it hahahahaha.”

Eve gave Hei Ying a chestnut, put her hands on her hips and said angrily, "Don't talk nonsense, how could a handsome young man like Xi Luo not be wanted by anyone?"

Hei Ying patted the back of his head: "Hahahahaha, that's right, no woman wants it, but there are men who want this thin skin and tender flesh hahahahahaha."

Shiloh: ...

(→_→) I don’t understand where the joke is at all! !

The eight-year-old daughter of the Black Eagle family stopped, bit her finger and glanced at Shi Luo, then suddenly came up to him, kissed him deeply on the left cheek, and then looked at him timidly at a distance.

"Big brother, if you have a wife, won't you like me anymore?"

This misunderstanding is really too deep, is he like that?

……

... Is he the kind of person who can get a wife? !

Xi Luo touched her head, smiled and said firmly: "No, I like Xiaoyeou the most."

"Great." The little angel showed a bright and healing smile, then turned her head and said to Black Eagle, "I said earlier that my big brother is not a gay but a lolicon. If you lose the bet, give me the money." .”

"... Ye Ou."

Xi Luo looked at her with a vicissitudes of life: "I shouldn't have taught you these words. You may not believe it, but I'm not a lolicon."

Ye Ou's eyes widened in surprise: "Then you are gay?"

Shiloh: "Not gay either."

Ye Ou then firmly concluded: "Then you must be a lolicon."

Xi Luo: "...hehe."

Someone: "Huh."

Shiloh: ...

The stranger's sudden interruption made him froze for a moment.With a bad premonition, Xi Luo turned his head slowly, always feeling as if he heard the creaking sound of rusty gears in his neck.

"Third Prince, why did you come to this kind of place?"

Fia pushed away the bad-quality beer in front of her, and said with a sneer, "If I don't come, you will be abducted by others."

Xi Luo twitched the corners of his mouth helplessly, and said perfunctorily: "How could it be, so what is your highness looking for me for?"

Fia replied blankly: "I'm here to propose to you, and we will set off in a moment to go to the palace to force the father to agree to this marriage."

Shiloh: ...

"Did you hear the conversation just now?" After recovering from the sluggishness, someone blinked silently and said solemnly: "Your Highness, you may not believe it, but in fact I am not gay, I am a A fake Lolicon."