My cp is cool and crazy

Journey to the West tells us that having a teammate like a pig can make the team go to the west.As a hard-pressed victim who is habitually tricked and often unlucky, Xi Luoshen seriously suspects that the head of the branch president will go on a walk-and-go trip every now and then.

It's so simple.

But the bald man agreed to study the Stability Charm, which somewhat relieved Xi Luo.Although the branch president is very unreliable in all aspects, he can still be regarded as an authority in the study of the world's power system.

In fact, Xi Luo began to find a way to cover the coat of arms on his arm a long time ago.Because of the influence of the belief in the God of Light, people on this continent are naturally close to the sacred power and reject the dark power.So wearing such a coat of arms is no different from walking around with dynamite.This is an obvious problem, and I don't know why after so many years, the plane committee didn't make any improvements to this cheating stability spell.

Considering all aspects of social, economic and cultural factors, Xi Luo thinks that if they don't change, it is probably because they are too lazy...

Tsk, it's really annoying to compare people to people.Look at the group of real, useless, and procrastinators in the Plane Committee, and look at Her Royal Highness, the queen who has amazing mobility - personally go out to entrap the opponent, do what you say without hesitation, don't eat, don't sleep , ran to fight with him non-stop, it was full of the feelings of a public servant who must do everything by himself and seek truth from facts, whether it is true or not! !

Not long after he cut off contact with the branch president, Her Royal Highness the queen appeared in front of him without warning, and she was about to have a long talk with him.Although I don't know what the other party is here for, but good things must be said, flattery must be filmed, and integrity... must be dropped.

"—His Royal Highness, you have always been the object of my longing."

Xi Luo sat upright, resisting the surging desire to complain in his heart, and said with a serious face: "I'm afraid that all the noble ladies in the entire imperial capital combined don't have half the wisdom and beauty of yours."

"Thank you for your pompous words of praise."

The queen no longer concealed her disgust at the absence of Thanatos.She smiled coldly, and said, "Have you always been so eloquent and shameless?"

It's nothing to be shameless, even if you run around the city wall three times naked and singing - anyway, he is wearing a vest at the moment, even if it is embarrassing, it is a "black" face.As long as you take off the necklace, you will be a hero again in minutes.

Shilo then smiled without any pressure: "I'm just telling the truth."

A punch hit the cotton, and the queen couldn't help frowning.

"I don't understand." She looked at Xi Luo with a surprised look for a while, and said slowly: "Why do Thanatos and Fia fall in love with someone like you—— Xi Luo Oak, there is nothing worthy of you Appreciative qualities, in fact, you are just a pariah who climbed from the bottom of society."

Shiloh: ...

Wait, why did his vest fall off again!Is losing face as agreed is also losing "black" face?Why is he acting so diligently and conscientiously, to compete with Leonardo for the Oscar statuette?

Hearing his own name suddenly, Xi Luo was shocked in capital letters, and even forgot to respond to the naked irony in the queen's words.

Seeing Xi Luo suddenly fell silent, the queen thought she had poked his sore spot, so she continued in an extremely cruel tone: "Although I don't understand how you changed your appearance, I know your true identity. , You have been living in the slums before, and then you entered the military department through the recommendation of the sheriff. In just a few years, you made many great achievements, won the rank of lieutenant general, and was appreciated by Thanatos and became his adjutant. Success may make you dizzy, but you are not special. When a person is born, his destiny has already been decided. No matter how hard you try, you will never be worthy of Fia. He is just impulsive, and when he passes At this age, you will be ashamed of your childish behavior now."

Just now Xi Luo was busy mourning for his lost vest, and had been offline for a long time.Who would have thought that His Royal Highness the Queen would say such a long sentence without paying attention, and he didn't hear a single word clearly, and he was a little dazed when he came back to his senses.

And his slightly open mouth, blank expression fell into the queen's eyes, that was definitely the rhythm of being severely hit.

With a sneer in her heart, the queen curled the corners of her mouth, and consciously adjusted the expression on her face to be softer: "You are very smart, and you must be able to figure out some things. As long as you don't pester Fia, I can provide it to you." You have many things. Money, status, even women..."

This time Shilo heard clearly.Status and women are not rare for him, but money...

His eyes lit up slightly, and Xi Luo asked, "How much are you going to give me?"

After passing this village, there is no such store, and they are rushing to send money, so they are not cheating for nothing!

The queen showed a sure-fire smile: "Five hundred gold coins."

Thanks to the information from the family, she gained the upper hand in the game with Thanatos. She could not only force Thanatos to deal with the second prince Baron, but also have the opportunity to completely solve Fia's relationship that should not exist.

——She knew a long time ago that a pariah who climbed up from a stinking ditch is absolutely unable to resist the temptation of money and power.Xi Luo's greedy ugliness will definitely make Fia feel sick, as long as this pariah dares to accept the money, then with the pride of Fia, he will never look at him again.

So stingy?

Xi Luo didn't realize the queen's sinister intentions at all.He raised one eyebrow, decisively entered the money-making mode, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "Your Highness, five hundred gold coins can't buy the relationship between me and His Highness Fia, you can't insult me ​​like this."

Hearing these unexpected words, the queen was caught off guard for a moment, and wanted to say something.How could Xi Luo give her a chance? Seeing that the fire was almost ready, she immediately continued in a sales tone like selling Chinese cabbage in a supermarket: "A sincere relationship should have a better ending. You want to separate me and His Royal Highness Fia ,At once……"

Unexpectedly, the price bargaining was about to reach its climax, but a sip interrupted Xi Luo's unspoken words.The third prince, Fia, pushed open the door and rushed in, kicked over the table in front of him, glared at the queen with red eyes, and roared angrily: "Enough! Do you just want me to listen to this?"

His expression was distorted by the uncontrollable anger. It was rare for this young prince to confront his mother head-on.

Xi Luo took a step back with a look of shock, swallowed, and at the same time silently swallowed the words "additional money" together.

The queen was also a little taken aback: "Fia... calm down."

Fia stared at her mockingly: "Why do you have to dictate my life? You said that you want me to see Xi Luo's true face, and let me hide outside the door to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two of you. Now I see it, He loves me, he doesn't want money, status, or women, he just wants to be with me. Do you understand, nothing can separate us, we really love each other!"

Xi Luo: ... No, no, he obviously just thinks he has too little money!

The queen avoided Fia's gaze and lowered her head speechlessly.Seeing this, Xi Luo quickly explained to her: "His Royal Highness, I think you may have misunderstood. I don't mean anything to you. I just wanted money, but I didn't have time to agree, so you rushed Come in."

Fia turned her head, her arrogance disappeared, and something complicated flashed in her eyes: "You don't need to be like this, Shilo. I know why you haven't told me the truth, you have too many worries, and I don't protect you at all. I can't miss you. But it's different now..." He suddenly became firm: "I want to take you away."

Shiloh: ...

The queen covered her lips in disbelief, and exclaimed, "Fia, do you know what you're talking about?"

"I'm no longer a child, Queen Mother." Fia said with a solemn tone: "Some time ago, there have been rumors about the rampant power of the dark department, and there is no doubt that someone is scheming in the dark. Now that you know that black is Xi Luo, then I have no reason to keep him in this dangerous place. I have already decided to take Xi Luo out of the imperial capital temporarily."

"No, no, Fia, you can't do this." The queen looked breathless: "Come on, stop him!"

Seeing a few guards wanting to rush over, Fia pulled out the dagger without hesitation and placed it across the front of her neck: "Don't disturb others. Queen Mother, please choose - you can watch me die here, or let me and Xi Luo left."

Xi Luo: ... Hehe, I feel like I can see the ending already.

Having said that, he must have 100% crush skills, otherwise why would other people have such bloody misunderstandings no matter what he does or says?This is the first time!Is he Mary Sue's brother Mario? !

This is so unscientific! ! !