My cp is cool and crazy

The silver-haired man looked down at Xi Luo.The orange-yellow sunset brought some warmth to his pitch-black eyes, but this man's eyes never saw a ray of light, just like ice cubes coldly reflecting the sun, they looked brilliant and eye-catching, but in his bones But cold and empty.

Thanatos sat on the high position of Marshal of the Empire at the age of 27. Black-bellied, cold-blooded, and unkind have always been synonymous with him, but even such a ferocious creature actually has some commendable advantages.

For example, being serious, he will seriously handle official duties, carefully correct official documents, and carefully sort garbage before throwing it away...

Xi Luo pulled off the banana peel on top of his head, struggled to climb out of the one-person-high trash can, and protested sadly and angrily: "Master Marshal, if you want to throw me away, at least classify me as recyclable." Go to the garbage side!"

Thanatos kicked Xi Luo back into the trash can expressionlessly, with cold coercion in his voice: "Major General Xi Luo, you don't have to come back until you find the documents."

Xi Luo froze for a moment: "Wait, isn't my rank a lieutenant general?"

Thanatos replied mercilessly: "Demoted 1 minute ago."

Xi Luo laughed dryly: "...Hahaha, I didn't expect you, Marshal, to have a sense of humor."

Thanatos: "Oh."

Shiloh: ...

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Oh your sister!There is someone who treats loyal subordinates like this, what is using power for personal gain, this is called using power for personal gain! ! !

Seeing his leaving back, Xi Luo gritted his teeth secretly.

The salary of lieutenant general and major general is different. Without accepting bribes, his plan to buy a portable induction cooker will be postponed again! !That means he'll have to eat dry bread for an extra three months, and sooner or later, he'll have to beat the shit out of him—once he's sure he can handle it.

Although it was his fault for losing the document, he used his personality to guarantee that the document that he threw away and was unfortunately swept into the trash can by the maid was a daily greeting from the Temple of Light, saying Happy Holy Spirit's Day and so on. , with a typed signature of the High Priest attached below - 100% nothing important.

According to the book of planes, Thanatos will become an awesome character who will last forever in the future, and he should never be so haggling, abuse his subordinates, have no blood and tears, snake spirit disease, brain damage, twisted, violent, perverted, brain damage, weird , Annoying people.

Adjectives are not enough, my heart is stuffy.

As the guide of the plane committee, Xi Luo and his colleagues are responsible for traveling to various worlds, playing the role of local aborigines to participate in various historical events, maintaining the direction of history, and ensuring the safety and stability of different planes.

This job sounds awesome, but it is actually very hard.

Instructors are generally very poor, because most of the world is repellent to outsiders, especially in high-level planes. In order to work smoothly, they need to spend more than 50.00% of their salary to buy spells that resist repulsion. up...

I heard that an unlucky colleague went to the orc world. A female was accidentally regarded as a precious female by the local aborigines. The chrysanthemum was damaged and the ground was covered with injuries. class of ten years.

Facts have proved that even if they are not yet civilized, the aborigines are very lethal.This tragic experience is really hard to describe. Out of sympathy, everyone mobilized donations to buy ten diapers for the unborn little orc in his stomach. May the benevolent God of Light bless him...

Bah bah, after being a priest for several years, his style of painting has almost changed.In order to better integrate into the current world, the guides will stay in the committee's business site for a period of time before formally performing role-plays.

And the bald, money-greedy branch president actually disguised the committee's business point in this plane as the Temple of Light to earn incense money. In order to squeeze his residual value to the greatest extent, he even threw him out to preach and work for nothing. The name is to experience the customs and customs of the mainland.

It's a pity that the temple has never intervened in the battles of various countries, and the high priest must of course maintain absolute neutrality.In order to help Thanatos (this son of a bitch) climb to the pinnacle of life, Xi Luo had no choice but to abandon his identity as the high priest of light, Yajiang, and practiced a trumpet again, and went to the Haru Empire to start as a non-commissioned officer at the bottom. Hard work has finally climbed to his current position, and he has become a lackey of Thanatos gloriously—accompanying him on tour, accompanying him to fight, accompanying him to change official documents, referred to as escort, and now he even has to dig through the trash can for him .

Shilo is fed up, why should he be treated so unfairly?He swore that sooner or later he would...try to forget about it.

What's wrong with the nonsense, he just needs to recognize the reality, as long as their lives are not in danger, the plane committee will not care about them.Thanatos is his immediate boss, of course he wants to flatter him, and he is still waiting for a promotion and salary increase to buy a portable induction cooker.That model is super expensive, okay, I almost vomited after eating bread every day, he wants to eat braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, shredded potatoes with vinegar, chicken stewed with mushrooms!

Silently digging himself out of the trash can, Xi Luo took out a pen and paper from his pocket, wrote a few strokes according to his previous impression to forge the official document, and then signed himself at the bottom. The former name: Yajiang.

I don't know why Thanatos has such a big obsession with that document. It can't be that he has a crush on him and wants to keep his signature...

Trembling violently, Xi Luo shook his head to drive this terrible thought out of his head. After secretly throwing the forged document on Thanatos's desk, he decided to change his clothes and went out to find Eat something to comfort your wounded soul.

Wangdu's restaurants are generally Western-style, and they don't particularly suit Xiluo's taste, but it doesn't matter, anyway, he never looks at the taste when buying food, but only looks at the price.

In order to conceal his identity, he could not use "Ya Jiang"'s savings, and most of "Xi Luo's" salary was spent on socializing with his colleagues.A random brick falling from the capital can kill two or three nobles. It is not easy for a non-commissioned officer from grass roots to gain a firm foothold in this kind of place.

However, because of being appreciated by Thanatos, Xi Luo's life is much easier, and he can go to a restaurant occasionally, and even has the ambition to buy a portable induction cooker.

... The induction cooker is temporarily unaffordable, maybe you can buy an iron pot first?

While wandering, Xi Luo walked towards a roadside stall following the scent, and accidentally bumped into a burly man in front of him.

"I'm sorry." Immediately taking a step back, Xi Luo apologized embarrassingly, but found that the big man seemed to be busy watching some gossip, and didn't want to take precious time to talk to him at all.

He was a little puzzled, so he stood on tiptoe and took a look inside: "What happened inside?"

A middle-aged aunt turned her head with contempt, and said in a low voice, "It's His Royal Highness the Third Prince, and he's robbing civilian girls again."

The eldest prince is the first heir, but not the queen's heir.Among the three princes, only the third prince is the queen's own son. He has a very arrogant personality but is talented and intelligent. He is very popular with the emperor and is a strong contender for the throne.Not to mention robbing civilian girls, he is a street dog, and no one dares to control him.

However, although the public dared not control them, they hated the actions of the third prince very much in their hearts. The third prince's poor reputation was almost to the point of affecting the competition for the throne.

So Xi Luo had to try to take care of this matter, because on the surface, Thanatos was on the side of the third prince and queen.If the third prince continues to be so lawless, it will be of no benefit to anyone.

Trying hard to push through the crowd, Xi Luo glanced at the girl who was robbed, squeezed out a smile, and went up to talk to the third prince: "Your Highness, today is a good weather, isn't it?"

A few dog legs were still tugging at the street performer girl, the third prince looked at it with folded arms, and casually threw an impatient look at Xi Luo.But when he turned his attention to Xi Luo, he suddenly froze for a moment: "Who are you?"

Xi Luo continued to smile: "This is the adjutant of the marshal, Xi Luo Oak. My lord and His Highness haven't seen each other for a long time, and I want to find a place to get together with you. I wonder if you can show me some face in your busy schedule? "

The third prince raised his eyebrows, and thoughtfully said: "I haven't noticed you before... Thanatos is too lazy to see me. You say that, in fact, you want to prevent me from taking this woman back to the mansion."

A beast in clothes is also a beast, and as a beast, it has an above-average IQ, what the hell.

Xi Luo tilted his head, and while slandering, he showed an innocent expression in a timely manner: "Your Highness' needs and wishes should always be put first. How could I have such an idea of ​​committing a crime? Marshal also treats you I love you very much, and the mansion has prepared fine wines waiting for your arrival."

"You don't need to show Thanatos." The third prince curled his lips, resolutely ignored Shi Luo's faint threats, and said bluntly: "I don't want that woman anymore."

The title of Thanatos is more useful than imagined.

Xi Luo's smile deepened, and just as he was about to add a few words on the scene, he heard the third prince continue: "You guys, tie him back to me."

Shiloh: ...

……what?