HP Thirty-Five Owls

By M'lah Sihfay

(Decades of correspondence between the great wizard Albus Dumbledore and the prisoner Gellert Grindelwald)

Dumbledore:

Hey, I'm your old friend, Gellert Grindelwald.Believe me, you will be no more surprised when you receive this letter than when I wrote it.As you know, I'm still where I'm supposed to be, doing what I'm supposed to be doing.

I hope you get this at an opportune time, especially after I've heard all the boasting about British owls.It was not easy for the birds to fly around the towers of Nurmengard.The torrential rain was pouring down the mountain like a flood, and I was twenty feet below the lightning rod.Oh, and the way the clouds screamed as they were torn apart by lightning, as if the entire castle was under a Cruciatus spell.A huge black cloud like an anvil in the sky, carrying thunder, smashed from the clouds to the night like boiling asphalt.And when the clouds parted, a full moon of the werewolves of the north would shine through the fence.That's beautiful.But I guess, probably not to your taste, too barbaric.

You are no doubt scorning the letter from the top of your big nose, and this dripping owl (she loves white mice).Are you really surprised, my old friend, that I am still in the mood to write to you even after all this has happened?you should not.You should say, this is dear old Gellert, that German bastard of Bagshot.Never leave me alone, even though I'm sitting in prison with nothing to do.My much-praised blond hair is turning gray, Albus, think about it!Of course, I must say, for a prison, the stone castle is so pleasing to the eye.It should be pretty good for me to encourage those masons like this, right?If only cursing could be considered encouragement.And the magic scars they leave are like ivy on granite, which is very beautiful.Enjoy the cynicism, my old friend.I'm being locked in my own prison.

Are you still in your school?Enjoy the feeling of teaching and educating people?Read a lot?The food is also good?Keep "it" well?You better answer yes to them all.

Hats off to that mad bird of yours for me, if I don't mess him up too badly.

Hear me, hope, hope, laugh at me with that mold on my wall.Go on hating me like you always have.have a good time.

Gellert Grindelwald

The author has something to say:

A classic, worth savoring~

The writing style is a bit sloppy, and I will refer to other big translations, try my best.