Anecdotes about me and my vampire boyfriend

Walking to the beach hand in hand, the slippers were casually put aside, and the two of them stepped on the soft sand with bare feet.

"It's still a little hot!" Meng Yu said pleasantly.

"This means it's very hot during the day. Tomorrow, stay indoors during the day and don't run around."

"I'm not afraid of what are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid of being a widow, can't I?"

"Pfft! Hahahahahahahaha!!!" Meng Yu hugged Ye Yiming's shoulder and bent over smiling.

The sea breeze is warm and comfortable.Meng Yu took Ye Yiming's hand again and walked towards the sea.The two feet stepped in the sea water, and the sharp gravel under their feet made the soles of their feet a little tingling.

The sand under his feet seemed to be sucked away by the waves, and his feet sank into the sand unconsciously.

Meng Yu loosened Ye Yiming's hand and put it in front of his mouth, and shouted towards the sea.

Ye Yiming was as if infected, and shouted like Meng Yu.

Meng Yu looked at Ye Yiming and smiled, turned around and shouted to the sea: "I love Ye Yiming!!!!"

Ye Yiming took a breath, and his heartbeat suddenly became irregular.

Meng Yu tilted her head and turned to look at him, and said, "Hey, you're actually blushing?"

Ye Yiming panicked, "How can you see it in such a dark place?"

"Haha~~ Are you really blushing? Did you get scammed by me?"

"I really got you..."

Meng Yu turned around and walked towards the beach.Before he took two steps, he was pulled back by Ye Yiming, who was standing still.

Meng Yu looked back at him suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I wanted to find a better time to give it to you, but...the night is long and dreamy, I still think it should be as soon as possible." Ye Yiming looked down at the sea water under his feet, shook his head with a wry smile, "I really asked for it."

Ye Yiming sent Meng Yu's hand away, reached into his beach shorts and took out a small box, then knelt in the sea water on one knee.

He could have taken two extra steps to the beach, but he didn't want to wait even a few seconds longer.

"Damn! What are you doing!!" Now it was Meng Yu's turn to panic, he was so overwhelmed that he didn't even know where to put his hands.

Seeing Meng Yu's expression, Ye Yiming calmed down a lot. He smiled and said calmly, "Propose."

"Please! Why are you begging? Get up! Wearing big pants and a torn T-shirt, what are you asking for? This time it doesn't count! I have to come!" Meng Yu actually always thought that if the two of them got to this point, it would be him Ye Yiming did not expect to take the first step.To be honest, I was a little unconvinced, but more excited, nervous and excited.

"Then once per person. Me first." Ye Yiming opened the box in his hand.

Inside is not a ring, but a loose diamond.

"I went to eight stores, looked at hundreds of rings and still couldn't make a decision, so I bought this one first. I'll buy another style you like when we get back."

"Forget it!" Meng Yu's expression was a bit complicated, but Ye Yiming could still hear the smile and affection in his voice.

"So, ahem, that..." Ye Yiming sullenly looked at Meng Yu seriously and said, "Meng Yu, do you want to suck my blood only from now on in your life?"

"What the hell line is this?" Meng Yu laughed loudly.

"Huh? I thought about it myself, isn't it good?" Ye Yiming's hand holding the diamond trembled slightly.

Meng Yu immediately stepped forward, took the box and hugged it tightly, "Be careful, don't fall into the sea. You won't be able to find it at night. This looks very expensive!"

"Hey, hello. Why didn't you follow the rules? Take it away without agreeing?" Ye Yiming still maintained the posture of kneeling on the bottom of the sea with one knee, and the waves came up one after another, and his shirt was already a quarter wet.To be honest, he looked a little embarrassed.

"As long as your blood type doesn't change, I'll be sure of you~ Get up!" Meng Yu said as he helped Ye Yiming up from the sea water, and helped him wring the water out of his T-shirt.

Ye Yiming stood up, still in a daze, and asked again: "You agreed?"

"Yeah! Why, you don't want me to agree? Classmate Ye, I don't understand this operation. If you don't want me to agree, I still propose?" Meng Yu tightly gripped the small box containing the diamonds, "This is already mine. I'm not going back!"

"What's yours is yours! I'm yours too!" Ye Yiming picked up Meng Yu and turned around on the spot.But the friction force of the beach exceeded his cognition, and the two fell on the beach together when they couldn't stand firmly in the last step.

Both of them were taken aback, but after falling down, they looked at each other and laughed again.

Halfway through the laugh, a big wave rushed up and soaked the two of them.

Embarrassed X2.

"Go back and change?" Ye Yiming stood up and looked at the person still lying on the beach.

"Student fiancé, do you want to have a fling on the spot?" Meng Yu lifted up her T-shirt, revealing her tight waistline and abs.

"Will someone come?" Ye Yiming didn't refuse, but looked around.

"Tsk tsk tsk. Little Counseling~" Meng Yu spread his hands.Standing up, brushing the sand off his body, he stretched out his hand to pull Ye Yiming up, "Let's go, go back and change clothes."

Ye Yiming looked at Meng Yu's hand and thought for a while, then saw a corner far away that the street lights couldn't see.

"Come here." He grabbed Meng Yu's wrist and strode towards the dark place.

Meng Yu knew the direction he was going, and followed him happily.

the next day.

"Aqiu~~~~~~~~~~" Meng Yu took out another piece of paper from the napkin box in his arms, and blew his nose vigorously.

"Ah, cut~~~" Ye Yiming beside him also reached out and took out one.The right hand is handling the uncontrollable snot, and the left hand is scratching the mosquito-bitten bump on the buttocks.

The two wrapped up in the same quilt and watched the American TV series on TV, and spent a third of the holiday without leaving the house, which was also the first two days after the two got engaged.

After returning to China, Ye Yiming posted a photo in his circle of friends, holding a little bat pendant and kissing with a panda arm that has been posted in the sun.Accompanying text: [Busy is busy, but still have to find time to love others and love yourself.Life is perfect with black, white, day, night, you, and me. 】

Meng Yu's WeChat only has close friends, and work and life are separated, so the content is not so cryptic, and he directly posted a selfie of himself biting a diamond, showing his little tiger teeth because he knew Ye Yiming liked it.Accompanying text: [With me, you are very lucky~]

The Mystery of Abdominal Muscle Disappearance(?)

Eight years later.

Meng Yu attended the signing event of his new book, and the sales volume of this novel finally reached the top of the list. It can be called the most successful novel in his writing career.

Meng Yu walked onto the stage in a black slim suit, and the fans burst into screams and cheers.

Meng Yu blinked at a familiar person in the audience, and that person immediately received jealous looks from the people around him.

This person is Xia Xiaoxiao.

Today she specially asked for leave to participate in the signing, and she didn't even care about the artists who had three announcements.

An artist who did not want to be named said: "Go! Buy a few more copies, and I will reimburse you when you come back. By the way, ask him what he wants to eat when he gets home at night. I will send a notice to buy it."

Xia Xiaoxiaobai automatically ignored the second half of the sentence.

Today's signing will occupy the top floor of the book building.This floor usually sells some relatively unpopular books, so there are not many people, but today it has become the busiest place in this book building.The line of fans meanders, and there are already more than 400 people at a glance before the event starts.

The host spoke passionately, but Meng Yu didn't listen to a word, and fiddled with the diamond earring on his left ear.

This diamond was the one Ye Yiming gave him when he proposed.After he came back, he thought about it carefully and felt that the diamond ring was a bit inconvenient to wear, so he simply made earrings to wear.At the beginning, he was still a little uncomfortable, so he often touched it subconsciously.As a result, it became a habit after a long time, and I would touch it when I was bored or thinking, as if it had some kind of magical soothing effect.

so boring.I don't know how long it will take to sign today.

I really want to go home...

I really want to eat hot pot...

Yiming's new TV series premieres tonight, I don't know if we can catch up.

Yaya is celebrating her birthday this weekend, what should I buy her?Girls are not as easy to guess when they grow up as they were when they were young~ A woman's heart is a needle in the bottom of the sea~ It's not as good as being clingy to me before, a little sad.

When will the boy who talks about "sweet orange" be able to speak?The expression is quite rich, but he doesn't like to talk.Could it be following Tao Cheng?That's okay, man, it's hard to find someone who talks as much as Tian Qi~

"The first reader is invited to come on stage! We will give exquisite gifts to the first [-] readers!" The host finally completed his planned lines.The signing will officially begin.

When Meng Yu came back to his senses, some expecting readers had already placed the new book in front of him.

Meng Yu immediately turned on the professional gentleman's smile mode.

Reader A: "Bloody hell! I was waiting at the entrance of the Book Building at five o'clock this morning!"

"So powerful!" Meng Yu looked at the girl in her early twenties in surprise, "You should have a good rest."

Reader A: "I will! I will support you! I will support your husband too!"

Meng Yu smiled: "Thank you~ His new play will start tonight, remember to watch it!"

"Okay! I will definitely watch it!"

The two have been married for more than six years, and it has been five years since they announced it to the public.In these years, the two have experienced cyber violence, Ye Yiming experienced a sudden drop in workload, and Meng Yu was scolded by radicals at the signing meeting.But time is the healer.In the past three years, the life of the two has gradually stabilized. After the social acceptance has been greatly improved, Ye Yiming's workload has also stabilized, and his popularity has greatly increased.Meng Yu also felt pressured during this period, but he is relatively simple and can always find small things that make him happy.Such an optimistic and cheerful Meng Yu can be regarded as salvation for Ye Yiming, who is more thoughtful. Countless times of melancholy, nervousness, irritability, anger, and sadness all disappeared in the worry-free smile on Meng Yu's handsome face.

Ye Yiming admitted many times in public that without Meng Yu, he would not be where he is now.As for why, he rarely said.

You can't say: because my Meng Yu is beautiful!One eye forgets bitterness, two eyes relieves sorrow, three eyes carefree!

Although facial control does not break the law, it is not a virtue at all, so Ye Yiming only secretly admires it in his heart.

When it was Xia Xiaoxiao's turn to take the stage, Meng Yu waved at her from a distance, causing a little commotion.

Xia Xiaoxiao handed the book to Meng Yu, looking at him slightly embarrassed.

Strange to say, Ye Yiming is also a frequent visitor to the top ten in the beauty rankings in the circle, but Xia Xiaoxiao just has no feelings for him. After working together for two weeks, he has no feelings. Looking at his face and looking at the side of the road There is no essential difference in looking at the uncle of the bicycle.But after the past few years, she did not spend less time with Meng Yu, and she often went to their homes, and even had dinner together many times.But even so, every time she saw Meng Yu's face, she couldn't help but feel a little heartbeat.

She warned herself countless times: Hey!Xue Da is Ye Yiming's husband!legal!You are out of action!

But when she saw Meng Yu, she would think again: He's so handsome~ It's a waste to be with Ye Yiming~ That kid can't cook and clean up. He even tried to style himself ten times and was remade by the stylist eight times. .It's just... oh...

"It's really early today~" Meng Yu said with a smile, "Actually, you don't have to bother to line up. I'll let Yiming bring it to you later!"

"That's different! The meaning of what I ranked is different!" Xia Xiaoxiao insisted on her fan principle.

"What do you want to write?" Meng Yu asked while holding up a pen.

"You can do whatever you want." Xia Xiaoxiao shyly rubbed her fingers.

"Okay~" Meng Yu tilted his head and quickly wrote on the inside page of the book, reading while writing, "'To the cutest little one. I hope you find a good husband as soon as possible. PS: Please bear with me, Ye Yiming Thank you~'How about this?" Meng Yu also drew a self-portrait of himself practicing at home for a long time at the end of the sentence.It's a little bat.

Xia Xiaoxiao nodded, but she felt mixed feelings when she saw the words "Ruyi Langjun".She is also in her 30s now, and has talked with two boyfriends over the years, but they all broke up in the end.Once the breakup was particularly tragic, and he was so sad that Ye Yiming took her home to eat the meal made by Meng Yu to make her happy.This trick really worked, and Xia Xiaoxiao was resurrected with full blood the next day.

The idol cooks for me by himself!How many of you have eaten meals cooked by your idols?It's worth breaking up ten times! !

Meng Yu blew on the little bat he had just drawn, smiled with satisfaction, and handed the book to Xia Xiaoxiao.

"Thank you~" Xia Xiaoxiao came back to her senses, and looked happy again when she saw her TO sign.

"You're welcome." Meng Yu winked at her.

Just as Xia Xiaoxiao was about to step off the stage, she walked back half a step, bent slightly and asked in a low voice, "Well, someone asked you what you want for dinner, and he said to buy it."

Meng Yu couldn't help sniggering, and replied: "Convey that 'someone'. I want to eat hot pot, please ask for the bottom of the mandarin duck pot. I want beef basil and frozen bean curd, and other 'someone' are free."

"Well, I got it. I told him to only buy beef louver and tofu. The abdominal muscles are almost gone. Let him eat less. Let's go!" Xia Xiaoxiao walked off the stage quickly after finishing the novel.Because the anxious eyes of the fans lining up behind her were already about to penetrate her.

"Hey!" Meng Yu stood up and shouted at Xia Xiaoxiao, "Frozen bean | curd, not bean | curd!"

The scene suddenly fell silent.

Xia Xiaoxiao: "………………………Oh."

Fans: "...What is it? There are frozen beans|fu in this book?"

Host: "……………… Huh?"

The next day, "Blood Dream Night Frozen Tofu" and "Ye Yiming Did You Buy Frozen Tofu Today" were inexplicably trending on Weibo.

Another novel of Blood Dream Night is about to be filmed in a TV series. Meng Yu immediately announced on her Weibo that the hero is her husband and @叶一明.

Ye Yiming reposted it three seconds after Meng Yu posted the blog, which shows that the two probably discussed it side by side at home.He accompanied the text: There is a lot of pressure, after all, it is your work @血梦夜.But I will try my best to satisfy you!

A few minutes later, Meng Yu commented below: Hehe.Not satisfied.Find the abs first.

The fans are boiling.

Meng Yu's comment was immediately sent to the top, and the following replies followed @叶一明.

Chasing stars keeps me alive: The whole network wants @叶一明的abs! !Where are you? ? (magnifying glass to find.jpg)

The hair on the quill of Xuemengye: It must be Xueda’s craftsmanship is too good. (slobbering)

I am your white moonlight: Xuemengye is so strict~work=son>husband.Seems to be okay?

Quacking Meat: The last time @叶一明 was on a variety show, he clearly had abs!There are pictures and truth! 【picture】

Go to bed early to protect the liver: @上肉嘎嘎 This picture was taken a month and a half ago!It is possible that the abdominal muscles are already missing persons~ (mother-like wiping away tears)

The gray chemical fertilizer will disappear after volatilization: @上肉嘎嘎 Consultation a month ago~ Xueda was checked just a second ago, and Abdominal Muscle confirmed that he is missing.

Thin as a toothpick: @叶一明 Ask for a photo of the abs!See how many are missing, easy to find!

Little Fairy herself: Public execution of single dogs!This Bonn love show is excellent...

Cat slave Li Xiaomei: This wave of dog food is inexplicably happy (laughing at the table)

Electric fan blows away: @血梦夜 Your husband is also in his 30s, can you lower your requirements?

The hair is gone without a trace: @电fan blows away! ! ! !My family will last forever! !The eight-pack abs are all diamond-studded! ! (crazy)

…………

Amid the shouts from everyone, Ye Yiming lay down on the ground and did fifty sit-ups, and then took a picture in the mirror.

"Pfft!" Meng Yu laughed from behind.

"What are you laughing at? Aren't you fooling around?"

Meng Yu patted him on the shoulder and sighed: "My dear, accept the reality~ the eight are half gone~"

"Where is half of it?!" Ye Yiming tensed his muscles, pointing and said, "Isn't it all here?"

Meng Yu reached out and touched it, "Oh? It seems to be a little bit?"

"Obviously there is!" Ye Yiming was publicly complained about today, and felt a lot of uneasiness about his figure.Since the age of [-], the figure is really not as easy to train as in the early [-]s.

"Yeah~~Not bad~It feels good~" Meng Yu's canine teeth lightly brushed the muscles on Ye Yiming's arm, and his hand moved down dishonestly along the bumps of the abdominal muscles.

"Hey, Yu..." Ye Yiming narrowed his eyes slightly after being touched comfortably, and his breathing became disordered.

"I heard that AI consumes a lot of energy~ Do you want to try it? It might be obvious after two shots~~" Meng Yu stood behind Ye Yiming, touched Ye Yiming's chest muscles with the other hand, and teased behind his ear with his tongue Sensitive places.

Sensing the other party's slight trembling, Meng Yu knew that her little plan was going to succeed.

Two and a half hours later, there was another reply under Meng Yu's comment.

Ye Yiming: False information! !Obviously not missing! ! ! 【picture】