Anecdotes about me and my vampire boyfriend

Wang Lu was still very excited when she rang the doorbell according to Meng Yufa's address.He carried a lot of equipment in big and small bags today, and it weighed him down to death.There are eight lenses on my back, not counting reflectors, tripods, artificial light sources, and all kinds of odds and ends in the car.

"It's coming~ it's pretty fast." Meng Yu ran to open the door, was a little stunned when he saw the big bag on Wang Lu's back, and then said with a smile, "Come on, just come, and bring a gift?" Meng Yu said He made a gesture to grab the thing in Wang Lu's hand.

Wang Lu took a big step back and dodged, her movements were so exaggerated that it frightened Meng Yu.

"This is not for you." Wang Lu explained seriously, "These are all my fate!"

Meng Yu's joke succeeded, but he was not happy and full of helplessness.He raised his hand and said, "Okay, I won't move ~ come in." He turned around and kicked the slippers on the ground, his hands still in the air, a picture of "I said if I don't touch it, I'll do it." Don't even touch".

Wang Lu kicked off her shoes nonchalantly, put on her slippers and walked into the house.Too many things are really heavy. When Wang Lu saw the dining table in the living room, she walked over immediately, pushed the dinner plate decorations on the table aside rudely, and then carefully placed her treasures on the dining table.

"I still have something in the car, I'll go get it. Do you want to change?" Wang Lu looked at the T-shirt and jeans that Meng Yu was wearing with her fan club emblem printed on it.Although this is very fresh and beautiful, Wang Lu still thinks that Meng Yu's clothes are a little... more flirtatious.The fancy "mosquito LOVE blood big" on the chest is really an eyesore.

"That's right." Meng Yu tugged on the crew neck, muttering, "The background is white, so there should be some contrast."

Wang Lu didn't pay too much attention to it, she just ran downstairs immediately, thinking about the guys in her car.

When he came back, he found that Meng Yu had changed into a blue shirt, and he knew this one, which was given to him by the manufacturer when Ye Yiming was shooting a magazine.This dress doesn't look too big on Meng Yu's body, it's just a little loose at the waist, but the excess fabric is stuffed into the jeans by Meng Yu.

Wang Lu took out her precious camera and adjusted it to Meng Yu, asking, "What effect do you want to shoot?"

"Well...serious and serious, it looks like a good young man who loves to travel and doesn't immigrate!" Meng Yu smiled and dragged a chair to the wall to do it.

Although Wang Lu found it strange, she also felt that there was nothing wrong with Meng Yu's words. She got closer and continued to test the light, "Let's change the action a little bit."

"Action?" Meng Yu was puzzled.

"That's right. And the shirt shouldn't be buttoned so high, right? Undo a few more buttons."

"So... agree to the request?" Meng Yu dubiously untied one more.

"What request?" Wang Lu felt that something was wrong, put down the camera and looked at Meng Yu and asked.

Meng Yu got up and went to the study room to take out a piece of paper, and read as he walked: "One, it must be a recent photo taken within six months. Two, it must be a full-face photo without headgear or heavy makeup; those who wear glasses , the glasses cannot reflect light; [-], the white background color photo..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Wang Lu's expression turned pale, "What are you taking pictures of?"

"Certificate photo!"

"WHATTHEFUXX!!!!!!"

The lens worth [-] in Wang Lu's hand almost fell to the floor.

After finishing the work in the morning, Ye Yiming did not announce in the afternoon.Because he got up so early in the morning, he was curled up in the nanny's car and taking a nap.The ringing of the phone woke him up.

"Hello...?" Ye Yiming pressed the call button without opening his eyes.

"Your daughter-in-law is too much!! If it weren't for his good looks, I would really beat him up!"

Ye Yiming woke up most of the time in an instant, and turned down the volume of the phone by half. After making sure that Xia Xiaoxiao didn't hear the word "daughter-in-law", he continued with confidence: "Why did he tease you again?"

He purposely made the word "molesting" very vague.

"I still have a senior photographer with an annual salary of one million! This kid actually tricked me into taking photos for his ID!! You said it's not too much to take pictures of your own conscience? Huh??" Wang Lu's tone seemed very excited.

Ye Yiming couldn't help laughing, admiring Meng Yu in his heart, "Really? It's too inappropriate."

"What are you laughing at! Shit! I was so excited for nothing, and brought a bunch of guys out like a fucking idiot! *!" Although Wang Lu spoke rudely, her tone was obviously not as dry as before, but rather A kind of helpless and sympathetic complaint.

"Frustrated your hopes. I apologize to you on his behalf."

"You two must buy me a drink later!"

"no problem."

"*! Don't talk! I'm so annoying! I'm going home! You educate him when you get home! Where is this? Hang up!!"

Before Wang Lu could hang up the phone, Ye Yiming stopped him immediately: "Hey! Don't hang up, I have a serious question for you."

"Speak!" The moment Wang Lu said this word, she suddenly had the feeling of "this conversation seems to have happened not long ago", but she couldn't remember when it happened. (Poor Wang Lu can't look for the last few lines of the last chapter like we did, tsk tsk.)

"Have you ever taken a photo of your ID? Can it work? If it doesn't comply with the regulations, it will be very troublesome. Don't ruin it! A senior photographer with an annual salary of one million~~" Ye Yiming knew that with Wang Lu's character, he must be complaining. , but he will definitely do what his friends ask him to do.So he didn't ask him at all if he showed Meng Yu a photo, he knew it well.

“……………………”

Wang Lu took two deep breaths, barely suppressing the urge to smash the phone.

"You two are a perfect match."

"Oh? Why did you say that?"

"Please stay together and don't harm others, thank you!!!"

Wang Lu yelled out the last two words and hung up the phone. She threw the phone onto the co-pilot, stepped on the accelerator hard, and the wheels made a frictional noise.

And Ye Yiming on the other side of the phone covered his ears for a while.Wang Lu's roar just now was really scary, not only Xia Xiaoxiao heard it, but even the driver could hear it clearly.

"Who would thank you?" Xia Xiaoxiao asked.

Ye Yiming shrugged, "I usually do so many good things, it's hard to say~"

"...I think... why are you getting poorer and poorer recently? Where did you learn it?" Xia Xiaoxiao complained in confusion.

Ye Yiming was stunned for a moment and didn't answer. He just rubbed the head of the little bat charm he was carrying, then flicked its head, pointed at it threateningly, pointed at his eyes, and pointed at Pointing to the little bat.

Xia Xiaoxiao looked at Ye Yiming's actions with disdain and wrote down in her notebook: too much pressure? ? ?