Anecdotes about me and my vampire boyfriend

It was already one o'clock in the morning when Meng Yu returned home after eating and drinking.After "refreshing" in the toilet, he came back and drank another bottle of beer, ate two skewers of lamb loins, and then heard Wang Lu gossip about the entertainment industry.Who has good skin, who needs photo editing so that his own mother can't help it, who has a bad temper, and whose limbs are stiff.Meng Yu asked some photography-related questions.He has always liked to chat with new friends from all walks of life, because he can learn about the personalities, experiences, and viewpoints of different people, which is very helpful for the characterization of his works.

Meng Yu took out a box of yogurt from the refrigerator and sat on the sofa to eat it.Ye Yiming said before that dairy products seem to be able to relieve hangovers and prevent hangovers.

The small box of yogurt was finished soon, Meng Yu grabbed the front of his clothes and sniffed it.It smells like wine and cumin.

He took off his clothes and threw them on the back of the sofa.I don't want to take a shower today, I'm so tired.

Meng Yu dragged his tired body to the bedroom and threw himself on the bed.There was no smell of Ye Yiming on the quilt anymore, after all, he hadn't been back for a long time.

Is that guy still filming right now?I don't know how the swimming scene before leaving was filmed, did it reveal much?Have you had a good rest?Xiaoxiao still won't let him eat chicken legs?There should be no other scenes where I will show my upper body, so I can have some food, right?Otherwise, the body will not be able to bear it.

Meng Yu couldn't help but sighed and closed his eyes.

Wait for him to come back and have barbecue together.

Finally finished.Ye Yiming always felt that this filming was extremely tiring.Probably because he was particularly interested in shooting Meng Yu's works.The director had called out several times, but he still felt dissatisfied and begged to shoot more times.After filming the last scene, he felt that he was very dedicated this time and deserved to be rewarded by himself.

What reward?

Going home and holding Meng Yu to sleep until he wakes up naturally is very happy.

After the wrap-up banquet, I went back to my room, packed my luggage, and lay on the bed to see that it was less than ten o'clock.Ye Yiming dialed Meng Yu's phone eagerly.

Ye Yiming couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly after thinking about the phone for a long time before being answered.

This kid, where did he run around at night?

Several possible locations flashed through his mind.

Hang up and dial again.

This time the bell rang four times and was finally answered.

"Hey Hey hey?"

Meng Yu's slightly flustered voice came from the phone, but the surroundings were very quiet.

Ye Yiming felt relieved a lot, and asked, "Where did you run off? You didn't answer my calls. Have you got fat?"

"I'm taking a shower!" Meng Yu clarified, "I ran out when I heard the ringtone, and now I'm answering your call naked in the living room! Is it a waste?"

Ye Yiming imagined the scene of Meng Yu sitting naked on the sofa with his legs crossed to answer the phone.There should be steam on the body, right?The water temperature of that guy's bath is always extremely high.The hair should still be dripping with water, right?He never remembers to wipe his hair.

Ye Yiming withdrew his wandering thoughts, and said righteously: "Go and wrap yourself in a bathrobe!"

"It's not cold~ and I drew the curtains!" Meng Yu's voice carried a smile.

"Hey, go and put it on!"

There was a burst of laughter from Meng Yu's side, and then lowered his voice and asked, "Don't you want to video? Don't handsome guys have a naked chat?"

"Ahem cough!!!" Ye Yiming choked on his own saliva.

Ye Yiming felt that he was standing in front of "the abyss of human nature". To chat, ornotto chat?this is a problem.

Ye Yiming frowned and touched his chin.Suddenly a flash of inspiration: No!Isn't it fair, reasonable and legal for me to talk naked with my boyfriend?What abyss of human nature?Does not exist!

While he was thinking, Meng Yu had already hung up the phone.Then a video call invitation was sent.Ye Yiming pressed the call button without hesitation.

"Yo! Shuai Ye~~"

On the screen is Meng Yu's smiling face, but...

"Wrapped in a bathrobe?" Ye Yiming tried his best to suppress his lost tone.

"Am I obedient?" Meng Yu made a yes gesture.

Ye Yiming's expression twisted slightly, "Well, be good."

"When will you come back? I read Zhang Hanhan's Weibo saying that it's finished, and there's a photo of you together! I think you're tanned." Meng Yu paused, hugging a sofa and pillow in his arms, "I Ask you on behalf of your fans: Why don’t you post Weibo? Why don’t you post selfies? Why does my idol live on someone else’s Weibo?”

"Hahaha~~" Ye Yiming covered his eyes and smiled, and said, "I was wrong. I'll send it after I hang up the phone in a while! Jiugongge! Everyone has a positive face!"

"Uh...how about you send six? Leave three for me to enjoy?" Meng Yu said as he licked his lips, inadvertently showing his sharp little canine teeth.

"Enjoy? How to enjoy?"

"You understand!" Meng Yu waved his right hand at the camera, making a movement with a very clear meaning.

Ye Yiming blushed unexpectedly, "I'm afraid my photos can't meet your 'special needs'~"

"It's okay! I'm a novelist, and imagination can make up for everything! If you show me your hand, I can imagine a bloody sex scene! Believe it or not?" Meng Yu patted his chest proudly.

"...Baby. You have a scientific name for this state."

"What scientific name?"

"Desire to be dissatisfied."

"roll!!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha~~~~" Ye Yiming laughed when he saw Meng Yu's annoyed expression.

Meng Yu angrily hung up the phone.

Ye Yiming smiled for a while, and sent another video request after finishing the expression management.

But this time...it was rejected.

"Hey! Is this kid rebellious?"

Ye Yiming did not give up and sent another video request.

Refuse again.

Just when he was about to press the button for the third time, Meng Yu sent a message.

Meng Yu: [Who did it?Don't you have a clue?You brat, hurry up and go home to satisfy my desires! ! 】

Ye Yiming smiled softly and tapped the next word.

Ye Yiming: [Yes! 】

Meng Yu: [I'm lying on the bed, remember to send the photo over here! 】

Ye Yiming: [Huh?No more videos?Don't you want to... talk? 】

Ye Yiming suddenly felt a little embarrassed to leave the historical record of the word "naked chat" in his input method, so he subconsciously omitted the keyword.

Meng Yu: [What are you talking about?I'm all dressed up and there's nothing more to talk about.When you come back tomorrow, go directly to the battle with a knife, and don't waste "bullets" today!Good night dear~]

Ye Yiming twitched the corners of his mouth and finally sighed.

Ye Yiming: [Yes.Good night ~ See you tomorrow. 】

Seeing that Meng Yu hadn't sent a new message for a long time, Ye Yiming threw the phone aside a little disappointed, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.In fact, he is also quite tired.

Alas, rest early.Come home tomorrow and see how I deal with you!

Ye Yiming thought hard in his heart.

After stretching, he got up to take a shower, and before he walked into the bathroom, he heard the phone ring on the bed.Ye Yiming immediately turned around and ran back to grab the phone.

Sure enough, it was the message from Meng Yu.

Ye Yiming opened the message, and then his face sank, and then he couldn't laugh or cry again.

Meng Yu: [Sleep?What about photos?Remember to send me three!Depend on them tonight!No nude photos are required~~ I am very satisfied! 】

Seeing the smiling emojis at the end of the sentence, Ye Yiming surged up with uncontrollable anger.

Want a photo, right?Low requirements, right?You want three, right?

In retaliation, Ye Yiming took three photos of his ears and hair with his mobile phone and sent them over.

snort!Here are the pictures for you!I see that you can pull out your hair? !

To his surprise, Meng Yu sent a seemingly satisfied message: 【Thank you~ Rest early to save your energy~ See you tomorrow! 】

No surprises, no complaints, no abnormal reactions of any kind.Just "thank you"? ?

Ye Yiming walked into the bathroom with his head drooping in frustration.

On the other side, Meng Yu looked at the three photos that Ye Yiming just sent, biting the straw of the artificial blood bag and pouted, "Hmph! You want to suffocate me, right? Tooyoungtoosimple!" All kinds of photos saved on the Internet, what I asked for from Ye Yiming, and secretly taken by myself.

"Playing with me? Who doesn't have any stock these days!"

Meng Yu flipped through the photos for a while and then exited the album, clicked on the three fuzzy partial pictures that Ye Yiming sent on purpose, and silently clicked Save.After wiping the bright red "drink" remnant at the corner of his mouth, Meng Yu's smile looked a little more charming.

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