Anecdotes about me and my vampire boyfriend

Feeling the shaking of the mattress, Meng Yu opened his eyes slightly, and saw Ye Yiming dressing himself.The two of them didn't go to bed early yesterday, and Meng Yu was still too sleepy to move at the moment, but he still managed to speak: "Ming... so early?"

Ye Yiming jumped, he didn't want to wake Meng Yu up, he had already acted as quietly as possible, but he still woke up unexpectedly.

"Yeah. The studio is a bit far away, and I'm afraid of traffic jams. It's okay to be late." Ye Yiming leaned over and kissed Meng Yu's hair, "Go on to sleep~ I shouldn't be back very late today. Be good and wait for me to come back home for dinner."

"Hmm..." Meng Yu hugged the quilt tightly and nodded.

"Should I bring the dinner back or will you buy it?"

"Go ahead. Put some pressure on you. If you don't come back, I won't have anything to eat."

"Haha~" Ye Yiming rubbed Meng Yu's head, "There's a lot of pressure. I can't let my wife go hungry."

"Well... it's good to know..." Meng Yu's voice became softer again, and his eyes closed.

Ye Yiming didn't say anything more, just dressed neatly, closed the bedroom door gently and left.

There are two variety shows to be recorded today.One is about games and competitions, the time is relatively long, and it is estimated that it will be recorded until the afternoon.The other one is promotional. The leading actors of the previous idol dramas will go, and based on past experience, it won't be too long.

Xia Xiaoxiao had been waiting downstairs at his house a long time ago, and prepared breakfast and a change of clothes for the day.She would never go upstairs and enter the house. First, she felt that it was not good for a girl to enter a single man's house. Second, she felt that it was more professional.

"My God! Dark circles, Brother Ye! How did you do this?" Xia Xiaoxiao said while taking out the makeup box, and covered Ye Yiming's dark circles, "Have you had a drink with Brother Wang Lu yesterday?"

"Ah, uh...um." Ye Yiming thought for a while and threw the pot on Wang Lu's head.

You can't let your lovely daughter-in-law take the blame, can you?

"Really!" Xia Xiaoxiao huffed angrily, and her hands became a lot more ruthless, pressing Ye Yiming as if he was rubbing Sibai acupoint after doing eye exercises.

After finishing her makeup, Xia Xiaoxiao took out a stack of papers to Ye Yiming, "This is the schedule of the program, you can watch it first. Besides you, there are four other stars participating in the competition this time. Your goal is not to win, but to attract Eye-catching. It’s okay to be cute, handsome, crazy, or stupid, just don’t be treated as a backdrop.”

"Ah."

"Also pay attention to safety. It's not worth getting hurt for a show. You can still be said to be dedicated to your work if you get hurt while filming, but variety shows always feel inappropriate. It's not easy to write manuscripts on the publicity side."

"understood."

"Of course, it's better to win under the premise of ensuring these things!" Xia Xiaoxiao waved her fist, she is actually a very strong girl.

"Yeah!" Ye Yiming also imitated her and waved his fist, "Treat them!"

It was almost afternoon when Meng Yu was woken up by the continuous phone ringing.

The call was naturally from Ji Xiao, and the purpose, as always, was to remind the manuscript.

Meng Yu had a good time last night and slept well today, so she didn't seem very irritable on the phone.This made Ji Xiao suddenly a little uncomfortable.

"Is it okay before eight o'clock in the evening?" Ji Xiao said.

"Well. It should be about the same." Meng Yu turned over on the bed and stretched, "Wait for my news. If I don't make it in time, I will let you know."

"Thank you, thank you."

Meng Yu's attitude was frighteningly good, Ji Xiao suddenly felt a little impatient, and asked, "Teacher, are you in a good mood today?"

"Huh? Not bad!"

"What's the good news?"

"Yes. But it's not about the novel. Don't expect too much. What's the matter?"

"It's nothing. I feel that when the teacher is in a good mood, the creative efficiency is higher. I think it would be good if I can try to maintain this state in the future. If I can help..."

"Hahahahaha~~~ You can't help with this!"

"Uh……"

"By the way, can you tie a nice knot?"

"Knot?"

Ji Xiao frowned, and searched on the computer at hand: vampires and knots.

However, there is no reference material.

The recording of the game variety show was indeed very long. Fortunately, the various game sessions in the middle were quite fun, and Ye Yiming did not feel that the time was particularly long.In the end, although he did not win, he still provided a lot of laughs and cool poses.It can be regarded as satisfying the task Xia Xiaoxiao gave herself before.

The subsequent interview programs were relatively easy, and he also knew the hosts.Among them, the host who supported the show was considered to be a relatively experienced host in the circle and would not make it difficult for the guests, but the other two relatively new Ye Yiming were not familiar with it, only to the extent that they knew it.

This time he was promoting the idol drama he filmed last year. To be honest, he once thought that it might not be released, but it seems that he has found funds recently and finally it will be broadcast.So the main creators got together again and started the promotion.

The hosts alternately interviewed everyone one by one, and when it was Ye Yiming's turn, a newcomer said: "Well, Yiming, you fell in love with a boyish heroine in the play, so in private you What kind of girl do you like? Do you like the informal one, or the gentle one?"

Ye Yiming was still smiling, but Xia Xiaoxiao in the audience was already upset.Ye Yiming is an idol actor, and the company has always disliked talking about love in interviews.Although sometimes unavoidable, the less the better.

Ye Yiming thought for a moment and scratched his head.Even a small action is enough to make the fans in the audience frantically click their cameras and scream continuously.

"Well...it depends on fate. I quite believe in fate." Ye Yiming looked from the host to the fans in the audience.

"What are the specific requirements?"

"Be filial." Ye Yiming threw out the omnipotent answer, "It's best to be able to cook, because I'm a foodie."

"What about the appearance and personality?" the host asked.

"Aspects are good as long as they look pleasing to the eye. Personality... Do you get along well? Don't think I'm naive. I'm a person who likes to be silly sometimes. If you can stop me from making mistakes, you can also be the type who can make mistakes with me. "

The fans in the audience screamed again.

Sometimes Ye Yiming really can't explain why the fans are so excited.

"The contrast is cute~" The seasoned host took over, "Speaking of the contrast, there are a few scenes in this scene that seem to be frustrated, right? And then the personality is reversed, very contrasting. It's a test of acting skills, right?"

"Yeah." Ye Yiming turned to the other actors in the same group, "Fortunately, with the director and the guidance of veteran actors like Li Chun, I can barely pass it, right?"

The host nodded, and took advantage of the opportunity to bring the topic to Li Chun who was on the side. He secretly felt that Ye Yiming, a kid, was very good at finding the host process, and would not destroy the overall sense of rhythm just to get more shots for himself.

Li Chun also briefly said a few words, and then there was a small game session where the audience interacted.

Ye Yiming, who has just finished recording a large-scale game variety show, feels that this game of drawing and guessing is really relaxing.

The host divides the guests into two groups to play the game of "you draw and I guess", and see which group guesses more correctly.

Ye Yiming also watched this game played by others on TV, and felt that it was not difficult, but he found out only after playing it...

This shit is too fucking difficult, isn't it?

The first word that came up made Ye Yiming almost tear up his idol burden and throw it on the drawing board.

【Thong】

Ye Yiming's exquisite facial features were slightly distorted, and the laughter of the fans in the audience prevented him from rushing over to tear up the three words immediately.

He took the pen, held it in mid-air and thought about it carefully, and then carefully drew a horizontal and a vertical. The drawing looks good and there is time to make it a little thicker.Then turn the question board over.

"Uh... the beams?"

"wrong!"

"Nine out of ten...nine!"

"The idea is good, but it's too complicated. And do you think our program group will come up with such a simple question? Next~" The host looked at the next one.

"Runway?"

"very close!"

"Ahhh, T-junction!!"

"Closer!!" Ye Yiming spoke for the host this time, and then pointed to his waist and patted his butt.

The teammates looked at Ye Yiming's actions, but they were even more confused. In addition, the other guest had smiled and looked up to the two of them, and the answering guest was even more flustered.

"Ah... uh... that... tampon?"

"It's not so internal!" The host reminded, "External ~ for wrapping! But it doesn't seem to be very wrapped..."

The guests became more and more confused, and asked Ye Yiming for help with their eyes, but Ye Yiming was not allowed to speak, and could only keep pointing at his buttocks, which caused the fans in the audience to exclaim again and again.

In the end, the teammates who were under great pressure did not guess the thong. I don’t know if it was influenced by Ye Yiming. After that, the paintings of the three teammates did not come out, and they lost gorgeously with zero eggs.

After the broadcast of this episode, #叶一明被摄抽派大师# and #集资力到叶一明报攻略班# were two hot topics on Weibo.

After learning from the pain, Ye Yiming studied painting videos on the Internet for a week after returning home, but finally gave up.