Anecdotes about me and my vampire boyfriend

"Yiming~ Look at this!!" Meng Yu rushed into the toilet with a glass bottle.

"Damn it!" Ye Yiming had just finished taking a shower, naked, hastily and subconsciously grabbed a máo towel around his waist, "Baby, can we not be surprised? Also, I have said it several times Right? When I'm in the toilet, don't just flush it."

"Cut~~~~ Is there anything I haven't seen before? Tiǎn has been tiǎn, so it's embarrassing to look at it?"

"..." Ye Yiming had no way to refute, and changed the subject after a pause, "What do you want me to see?"

"This!!!" Meng Yu raised the glass bottle to Ye Yiming's eyes and shook it.

Ye Yiming took the bottle and looked at it.There was no label on the bottle, and the liquid was red. It looked a bit cautious. He opened it and smelled it. There was some huā fragrance and an inexplicable smell.

"What? Where did it come from?" Ye Yiming remained skeptical.

Meng Yu smiled with anticipation in his eyes, "It's online!"

"What net? Isn't this a three-no product?"

Meng Yu snatched the glass bottle and puffed her face, "Huh! xīxuè Ghost Special Network~ You people don't know about it!"

"Specialized in three non-products?"

"Cut~~" Meng Yu was a little unhappy, and turned to leave.

Ye Yiming hugged him tightly and trapped him, "Don't go~ I'm just joking. Don't be angry~ Come on, tell me, what is this for?"

Meng Yu has always been easy to coax. When he heard that Ye Yiming was interested, he immediately felt better, "Guess~~~"

"Lubrication oil?"

"NONO~~ But the 'oil' part is right!"

"Hint: Makes you comfortable!"

"... Isn't that still lubricating oil?"

"Huh? Doesn't lubricating oil make me feel comfortable?" Meng Yu was lost in thought, "Well...I'll check it out on the Internet~ask~"

Ye Yiming's heart trembled, "Uh...don't make any more votes."

"What's wrong with the vote? Min|Master|Zheng!"

Ye Yiming had a headache.

Previously, Meng Yu bought a number of sex|interest|interest|interest|things from the Internet, big and small, intending to enhance the love|interest between the two of them.After trying a few times, he found that Ye Yiming always liked to use the biggest dick to ng himself.After asking, I found out that Ye Yiming thinks that the biggest one must be the most comfortable.

As a result, when Ye Yiming checked Weibo the next day, he discovered that Meng Yu had initiated a poll on his Weibo, called "Is the bigger one better?"The reason is that it is a survey for the new book.

Although the vote was quickly blocked because it was a bit pornographic, it has already accumulated more than 1000 votes.Meng Yu also took a screenshot and sent it to Ye Yiming.Word matching: Look~~ Everyone says bigger is better!I like the purple one with eight vibrations!

In view of his previous experience, Ye Yiming was very afraid that Meng Yu would have another vote of "lubricating oil, am I comfortable or is he comfortable?"

No matter how you say it is a big V, it is really unreasonable to launch this kind of voting every day.

"No need to vote. You must be right." Ye Yiming said without conscience.

"Okay, it's good to know~~"

"So, what is this for?" Ye Yiming brought back the topic.

Meng Yu held the bottle, "press | massage oil~~~"

"Massage?"

"Um!!!"

"Why this color?"

"xuèsè~ how beautiful~~ it's a new scent!! I've been looking for it for a long time! It's been out of stock, and I waited for two months to receive it! My friends are envious of sǐ!"

Although he was a little confused to understand the subtlety of this massage oil, Ye Yiming felt that it was cute that Meng Yu could always find new flavors of life.He licked qīn Mengyu's earlobe. "Then I'll press it for you later~"

"do not want!"

"don't want?"

"I'll give you a press~ Otherwise you are so sè, you will really become lubricating oil. It's too wasteful. Every time you use lubricating oil, it's a waste!"

"Aren't I afraid of hurting you? And...you say I'm seductive?"

"Ok!"

"You xīxuè ghost calling me seductive?"

Ye Yiming refused to accept it. The xīxuè ghost is notoriously sexual|exuberant|exuberant.

"That's right~ I said it! You should reflect on yourself~~" Meng Yu turned around and touched chuō Ye Yiming's chest.

"..."

"I've already made the bed! You lie down obediently and let me ravage you~hahahahahaha~~~~" Meng Yu laughed exaggeratedly.

"It's cool." Ye Yiming flicked Meng Yu's forehead.

Meng Yu also gave him a tooth mark.

"How does it feel? Does it hurt?"

"It hurts, but it doesn't hurt... It just feels like I should cover myself with something."

Meng Yu pressed|pressed Ye Yiming's shoulder, and Ye Yiming lay all|slumped on the bed|.

"Haha~~ are you shy?" Meng Yu niē niē Ye Yiming's ass.

Ye Yiming turned his head and looked at someone with a complex face, "Master, you are not a regular here~ It's obviously a black shop."

"Well! My place is a black shop! Sir, do you want a big health service | service?"

"It's ok~ But I want to look good. I think you look good, come to serve|serve me?"

"I'm only interested in art but not in body~ Seeing how sincerely you want to marry, I'll make an exception and buy it once. But it's very expensive~" Meng Yu continued to press Ye Yiming's stiff shoulders while cooperating with Ye Yiming's nonsense. .

"Really?" Ye Yiming stretched out his hand and touched mōMeng Yu's big |tuǐ, "It doesn't matter if you have good skills, I have money."

Meng Yu pressed | hard on his hand.

"Hiss~~~~~~~" Ye Yiming couldn't help crying out.

"Guest, your right shoulder and arm are very stiff~ you usually work very hard, right? Is your body okay?" Meng Yu began to press|press his upper arm decently.

Ye Yiming continued to cooperate, "It's not hard, the work is easy|very easy, and I'm tired at home."

"Why are you still tired at home?"

"My wife is tired."

"Oh? Yes! This! Like! Ah!" Meng Yu niē niē Ye Yiming's hand word by word.

Ye Yiming endured the pain and smiled and said: "Yeah~ my wife is always pestering me~ and she has to change various positions. She only rests at least twice a night. She's just a little fairy."

"Hmph!!" Meng Yu stopped, and jumped on | across the bed | and sat on Ye Yiming's waist.

No matter how slender Meng Yu is, his height still has some weight, but Ye Yiming still struggled to sit this time.

"Baby~ Take it easy~ My back hurts!"

"Who is the goblin!" Meng Yu pressed Ye Yiming's hands and asked.

"Me! I'm a fairy, can't I?"

"Who insists on N times in one night?"

"Me! Me! Me!"

"Who wants to change posture | posture?"

"I!"

"Who is the sexiest?"

"I!"

"Who is the prettiest?"

"I... I have this on me!"

Meng Yu laughed, and lay on Ye Yiming's body, "Hahahahahahaha~~You react so fast~"

Ye Yiming smiled slightly, then grabbed | Meng Yu's wrist with his backhand and pulled him off his body.Meng Yu lost his balance and fell on the other half of the KingSize bed.Ye Yiming took the opportunity to straddle Meng Yu's body and turned around.

Meng Yu kept laughing, and for some reason she just couldn't stop.Ye Yiming was also happy, seeing Meng Yu's smile in a great mood.

Two people are lying down and laughing, one is smiling and looking at the other laughing.

It took several minutes for Meng Yu to calm down.

"Enough laughing?"

"It's alright~ Your... all hit me." Meng Yu glanced down.

Ye Yiming was not shy now, he pulled the other's wrist and pressed it on the pillow. "Top? I still want to push|in|go!"

"Come on~~" Meng Yu raised his chin provocatively.

Ye Yiming lowered his head and followed Meng Yu's ear to his neck. Suddenly he felt cheated, raised his head and asked, "Little fairy, did you do it on purpose?"

Meng Yu tilted his head innocently, then licked his lips, "Huh? What did you do on purpose~ I'm a goblin, I don't understand your human language~" He raised his waist and rubbed against Ye Yiming obviously Hard clone|body.

"It's really..." Ye Yiming smiled helplessly, grabbed Meng Yu's wrist and bit it, his eyes fixed on the person under him, "I'll fuck|sǐ you sooner or later!"

"I'm looking forward to it~~~"

Ye Yiming's eyelids twitched, he clasped Meng Yu's wrists with one hand, and casually picked up the massage oil on the side.

“啊啊啊啊啊！！我的限|量版按|摩油！！xuèsè版！！”孟郁这才急了起来，试图挣扎但挣拖不了。

Ye Yiming felt that he had caught his weakness, and poured half a bottle of red massage oil on Meng Yu's lower abdomen with a smirk.

"You you you!!!" Meng Yu was a little anxious, "What a waste!!!"

Ye Yiming spread the massage oil with his hands, "Don't be afraid. If you do it a few times, it won't be wasted~"

"This is not lubricating oil!! It's for massaging!"

"Yes. I know. I'll massage|massage|prostate|gland for you." Ye Yiming slowly put his finger into Meng Yu's tunnel.

Meng Yu didn't know if he was persuaded or if he found a comfortable place, so he quickly gave up resisting and let out a groan that made Ye Yiming want to get rid of him as always.