Anecdotes about me and my vampire boyfriend

"Teacher... this...is it a bit casual?" Ji Xiao looked at Meng Yu's clothes and said worriedly.

Meng Yu was indeed dressed in casual attire, and it was very refreshing. Compared with his usual ostentatious dressing style, it was much restrained.Neat short hair, simple jeans, white shirt, leather shoes, exquisite watch and belt.Ji Xiao admits that he looks very comfortable and pleasing to the eye, and is very handsome, feeling like a college student who has just left school.Ji Xiao can imagine that Meng Yu like this will definitely make female fans scream and be elated, but he still feels that he lacks a calm and serious writer's temperament.

"Why are you so serious? It's not a funeral. I don't wear a suit. It's too uncomfortable."

"I think it's pretty good! Refreshing and not coquettish! Pretend to be a progressive young man." Tian Qi nodded and said.

"...I've been making great progress, alright?" Meng Yu looked at Tian Qi with contempt.

Ji Xiao coughed lightly and interrupted the fruitless conversation between the two. Seeing that the sun had already set outside the window, he said, "Cough, that's it. Let's go to the venue. I'm afraid the traffic jam will delay the time."

"Let's go!" Meng Yu deliberately grabbed Ye Yiming's windbreaker at the door and put it on his body.The smell of his lover on the clothes made him feel at ease.

"Haven't we arrived yet? How far is it?"

"Traffic jam~ I can't help it! There are traffic jams everywhere during this time period. If you are in a hurry, why don't you take the subway?"

"..." Ye Yiming was speechless.He took a taxi because he was afraid of being recognized, and taking the subway was still unrealistic. "It's all right. There's no rush."

"That's right~ Young people, don't be so impatient~ Isn't it advocating a slow life now?" The taxi driver tried to persuade him.

Ye Yiming just smiled and didn't reply.

It was already past seven o'clock when Ye Yiming arrived at the Book Building.The opening event is over.On the high platform facing the gate, a very familiar figure is smiling and shaking hands with book-buying readers and signing books.The long line in front of the stage zigzags and twists and turns and has already exited the gate.

Ye Yiming lowered the brim of his hat, for fear of being recognized by someone, and obediently walked to an activity station at the door.

"Welcome to the first signing event of Blood Dream Night! If you need an autograph, please buy a new book and wait in line. Thank you for your cooperation!"

"I'll buy it." Ye Yiming said in a low voice on purpose.

"Okay!" The activist took a book from the pile of new books beside him, "It's 68.99 yuan in total."

"Give me a hundred copies, please."

"One hundred?" The staff was stunned.Although there were fanatical fans who bought several copies at once, there were still not many who sold a hundred copies at one time.

"Can you?"

"Of course! Of course!"

"Can I sign every book?" Ye Yiming asked politely.

"Of course!" The staff gave the surrounding colleagues a look, and immediately someone got up to find the supervisor, "Do you need to help you deliver it?"

"I have a way to move back home. It's just that I may not be able to get that much money on the stage at once. I may have to trouble you to help me move it to the stage and let him sign it. Is it possible?"

"no problem."

"Thank you." Ye Yiming took out his credit card and nodded.

After paying the money, in order to avoid being too eye-catching, he still started to line up from the end of the line.Those who have the time and enthusiasm to line up for such a long line are all Meng Yu's fans. Everyone is actively discussing the work of Blood Dream Night, but no one notices Ye Yiming who is also in line.

He took a closer look. There were men and women in the queue, but they were mainly young people.

"Xuemengye is a man? It's a shame I've been calling my wife for so long!"

"Didn't you see the Weibo a few days ago? That hand ~ tsk tsk tsk~~ Although it is beautiful, I can tell it is a man's hand!"

"Hands are so beautiful! How do you tell?"

"The joints are a bit more obvious than those of girls~ and the fingers are very long~"

"Hey...my hands are like pig's trotters...I wonder if I can shake hands when I go up later?"

"I don't know~"

"By the way, Xuemengye is so handsome~~ You can rely on your face, but you have to rely on your talent~~ I wonder if you will post more selfies on Weibo this time?"

"That's right~ It's not enough to just lick your hands! I want to lick my face!"

"There are a lot of people with cameras over there! There will definitely be a lot of food in forums, post bars, and Chaohua! I will be begging for original pictures everywhere again."

Ye Yiming quietly listened to the conversation between the two girls in front of him, feeling a childish sense of superiority in his heart.

Lick your hands and face?Where did I not lick him?I've licked everything you can see, and everything you can't see.

Meng Yu smiled and signed his name one after another.Although there was an elegant smile on his face, and all the polite words in his mouth, he was already complaining to the point of madness.

Depend on!I must have cracked my head to agree to a signing event!

Hold!Why is my name so long?So many strokes!I'm fucking going to change my pseudonym!Call "one"!

Ah...why are there so many people queuing up?Endless?

There are not a few bright beauties and handsome men...

Eh?That figure over there looks pretty good.Ouch~ These long legs~ I have a fight with my family Yiming~

Meng Yu's sight was quickly blocked by the next fan who came to sign the book, and when he looked over again, he couldn't find it because there were too many people.

As the number of signatures increased, Meng Yu's attention became less and less concentrated. Although the surface was still the same, his mind had long drifted away.

Even so, he noticed when the staff carried stacks of books onto the stage.

Meng Yu beckoned to Ji Xiao who was on the side: "What kind of event is this?"

"It's not an event." Ji Xiao looked at the note handed to him by the staff, "It's just that someone bought a hundred copies for you to sign."

"...Which idiot buys so much? Is there nowhere to spend the money? Is it worth going to the hospital to see if your brain is not good?"

"Yeah. I'm just stupid."

Meng Yu, who was turning sideways and concentrating on complaining, immediately turned around when he heard the voice, and almost called out the other party's name, but he still reacted quickly and held back.

"Ahem...how are you?" Meng Yu looked at the man in front of him wearing a hat, mask, and sunglasses.

Ye Yiming took off his sunglasses and made a silent gesture, saying, "Keep your voice down~ I'm just a fan, and I'm here to cheer on Blood Dream Night~"

"Did you buy these one hundred books?" Meng Yu watched the staff put the books on the table.

"That's right! It's a sales volume~ meager strength."

"Can't you buy it secretly...with a lot of fanfare...someone must say you are a babysitter."

"Let them talk~ Can't I have more time to talk to you?"

Meng Yu took a book and signed it quickly, then immediately picked up the next one, glanced at the fans in the audience, and said with a polite smile as always: "What are you talking about?"

"Have you had dinner tonight?" Ye Yiming's voice was not loud, and the audience could not hear him.

"No~ Ji Xiao is so inhuman, why would he give me food?"

"What do you want to eat? I'll book a restaurant for you to celebrate."

"Forget it... After finishing it, I just want to go home and lie paralyzed ~ my wrist is about to break." Said, Meng Yu shook his right hand.

"Thank you. I'll go shopping later."

"I want cake."

"No problem. What more?"

"I still want to eat you~" Meng Yu lowered his head and then raised his head to look at Ye Yiming with ambiguous eyes.

Ye Yiming smiled, "No problem. I promise to wash it up and put it on the bed for you to eat! Allyoucaneat!"

"Yeah, good attitude~"

"Must~ I'm a fan~"

Meng Yu's pen paused, and she suddenly said in shock: "Damn it! Then am I a|fuck|fan? Is this good? Will it be exposed?"

"Uh... then I'll take off my fans..."

"Take off fans so quickly? It's too dishonest!"

"Then... lie on the bed after taking a shower and then take off the powder?"

"Um... well..."

"That's it!"

"That..." Meng Yu looked at the books that kept being placed on the table, and said coquettishly, "Yiming...these...really have to be signed?"

"Sign it~ I want to give it away!" Ye Yiming has often bought Meng Yu's books for staff or friends since a long time ago.

"...Fan Ming, don't you feel sorry for your idol Yu? Look at the fellow fans in line at the back, are you happy? Doesn't your conscience hurt? Doesn't your face turn red? Your Won't fans take off fans?"

"Hey~ Go home and make it up to me~ I'll buy you three cakes with different flavors!"

"I want ice cream, cookies and macarons!"

"give it to me!"

After Meng Yu took a long time to sign more than 30 copies, the other fans in line got really impatient and expressed their dissatisfaction, and some even started to swear.Ye Yiming said everything he wanted to say now, so he no longer forced Meng Yu to sign the book now.After all, after returning home, there is plenty of time to sign slowly.

After handing over the transportation of all one hundred books to Ji Xiao, he went to buy the food that Meng Yu asked for.

Watching Ye Yiming put on his sunglasses and walk off the stage, Meng Yu called the staff on the side over, pointed at the person who scolded Ye Yiming just now and said, "That. Get out."