Old Wang next door asks Mr. Wang for help

Wang Di, who has experience in messing around, believes that as long as he doesn't cheat or talk about feelings, he is not a scumbag.

In his sophomore year, Wang Di met what he thought was the love of his life in a western restaurant where he worked part-time.

Wang Di knows that it is really not easy for people like them to find true love. Fortunately, when they meet, they will go there for the rest of their lives.

As long as his boyfriend wants, Wang Di will go all out, whether it is in a smelly public toilet or in the woods in the suburbs. He feels that it doesn't matter whether he is comfortable or not, the important thing is that his boyfriend must be happy.

When Wang Di was in college, he worked several jobs. No matter how tired he was, no matter what time of day, whenever his boyfriend called and wanted to open a room, Wang Di asked for leave immediately. He felt that the man who treated him should show up in time when his boyfriend needed him.

The results of it?

The boyfriend cheated, and Wang Di was the boyfriend's cheating partner.

What's even more ridiculous is that the boyfriend is still cheating in marriage.

What's even more sad is that Wang Di couldn't even rank as a junior.

There are wives and mistresses, not to mention mistresses and mistresses, who knows how many "boyfriends" that scum has like him.

In the words of Wang Di's parents' neighbors, his ten years have been a mess.

During the ten years of nonsense, Wang Di never talked about feelings.Just talk about "do it? Do you still do it? Don't do it."

Do you just do it when you meet something pleasing to the eye?

Do you still do it when you meet a match?

If you meet a clingy person and talk to him about your relationship, just don't do it directly.

For his absurd heartlessness, Wang Di got a reputation for attacking.

Ji Hongli appeared at the right time. Just when Wang Digang wanted to start again, Ji Hongli appeared. Ji Hongli met all the requirements for a lifelong partner and strictly demanded that kind.

Wang Di looked at Ji Hongli pleasingly!

Wang Di followed Ji Hongli in a co-production, it was a special co-production.

Is Ji Hongli clingy?Ji Hongli always followed Wang Di's time and completely followed Wang Di's rhythm when doing it.Even the posture allows Wang Di to do whatever he wants.

As long as Wang Di came up with a new trick, Ji Hongli would agree without saying a word, and even the communication process could be avoided.

Wang Di wanted to regard Ji Hongli as a lifelong partner, so Wang Di returned to read the little Huangwen written by the old Wang next door very seriously.

Speaking of the pseudonym of Ji Hongli, the old Wang next door, although the name is funny, Wang Di thinks it is fate, and everything is predestined.

Who is the happiest that the little Huang Wen written by Lao Wang next door can top the list?Wang Di thinks it should be him.

This is the best proof that he and Ji Hongli are in harmony.

Wang Di customized a pair of rings. The style was designed by him and handed over to a professional jewelry designer for adjustment.

The finished product is amazing, a pair of sober platinum rings, simple without a little flashy.

Wang Di felt that only Ji Hongli could be worthy of this cleanliness.

Wang Di came home with the ring, and he wanted to propose to Ji Hongli.

Wang Di only prepared the ring, his heart and body, and Wang Di felt that everything else was superfluous.

The wedding was a failure, not a failure, Ji Hongli never gave him a chance to mention it.

Wang Di was not angry when he saw the rental receipt written by Ji Hongli in advance. Money is commonplace, and everything he owns belongs to Ji Hongli.When Ji Hongli said that he would not charge rent, Wang Di was happy because he thought that Ji Hongli thought the same as him.

Everything changed when I heard the words "help fee".

Wang Di finally understood that in Ji Hongli's eyes, the sex had nothing to do with the happiness he wanted. The relationship between them was just that the old Wang next door asked Mr. Wang for help.

If it was 13 years ago, Wang Di would have turned around and left.

If it was the ten years of nonsense, Wang Di shook his head with a smile, he would never have allowed such a thing to happen.

.......

Wang Di is now 34 years old. The most basic thing for a real man in trouble is to calm his head and solve the problem.

But Wang Di jumped to the other end, blushed and roared thickly, took something convenient and smashed it hard on Ji Hongli's nose.

Wang Di: My mother's 34 years of life are in vain, let you play me around!Hold!

.......

Ji Hongli is 31 years old, a straight steel man.

Ji Hongli covered his nose and looked at the jumping Mr. Wang, what's wrong with this man?Can you offend people without paying rent?

Ji Hongli: Mr. Wang, don't be angry, let's discuss things carefully.

.......

Wang Di: Discuss and discuss?Mr. Ji, can you fuck me?

What the hell is going on with this Mr. Wang? Why did he attack him personally?

Lao Wang next door, who is already at the top of Xiao Huangwen's list, finds attacks on the lower body the most annoying.

Ji Hongli was also in a hurry, he really wanted to yell at Wang Di, and then give Wang Di a hard lesson.

But looking at Mr. Wang's angry look, Ji Hongli couldn't even scold him, and now he only thinks of coaxing him to be the most important thing.

Ji Hongli felt that at the moment he was a little bit cheap.

Ji Hongli: Mr. Wang, don't go too far, don't think that if you rape me, you won't treat me as a man.

Wang Di: Hehehe, if you weren't a man, I wouldn't even touch you.

Ji Hongli: Mr. Wang, can you speak well, why are you angry, and what do you mean by this?What do you mean you wouldn't touch me if I wasn't a man?

Wang Di: Fuck!Still pretend to me!

Wang Di lay on the sofa with Ji Hongli on his back, and pulled Ji Hongli's pants without saying a word.

Ji Hongli was dumbfounded. Why is Mr. Wang so out of his mind? He was angry just now, but he is not angry anymore?Want to help him hit the leaderboard?

Wang Di forcefully tore off Ji Hongli's pants. It's been a year, why is it still like this...

.......Depend on!It hurts a bit, so fucking #.

How does Ji Hongli feel?

Ji Hongli felt that every time he felt this time, his whole body was numb.

What Wang Di thought of as revenge got Ji Hongli's reaction.

......

Wang Di was stunned for a moment, his brows furrowed.He raised his head because he thought that he must give Ji Hongli a fierce and sarcastic look.

Blood flowed out from Ji Hongli's fingers holding his nose, and hit the floor with a patter.

It turned out that Wang Di was only focused on getting angry, and didn't pay attention to Ji Hongli's movement of covering his nose.

Wang Di: Damn!

Ji Hongli: I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, this nosebleed is not at the right time, wait a moment, I'll go wash it.

Ji Hongli hurriedly covered his nose and went into the bathroom.

Wang Di looked at the blood on the floor and was suddenly discouraged.Pulling up his pants, he turned and went back to the room.

He picked up the wet paper towel on the bedside and wiped it, then pulled up his pants and walked to the fitness area, where he sat weakly on the treadmill.

Ji Hongli stopped the nosebleed and strode into Mr. Wang's room, forgetting to knock on the door.

Wang Di saw Ji Hongli coming in and ignored him.

Ji Hongli: I can't read it, Mr. Wang, it was all my fault just now, and I will make it up to you.

Wang Di: It's a joke, how can you compensate me, will you?

Ji Hongli thought for a while, squatted down in front of Mr. Wang, and put his hands on Mr. Wang's knees.

Wang Di looked at Ji Hongli and moved back. He didn't want to get close to this person.

Ji Hongli inspected it visually, and felt that squatting didn't seem to work well.

Wang Di was startled when he saw Ji Hongli knelt down, and moved back again and again.Is this guy kowtowing to apologize?

Wang Di: What are you doing?

Ji Hongli: What was that just now, don't move this time, I'll do it.

Ji Hongli reached out and touched Mr. Wang's trouser chain.

Wang Di was shocked. It should be said that this was the first time they used their mouths.

Ji Hongli's technique was not good, and he even scratched his teeth a few times, but Wang Di's heart was inexplicably complicated, his mind was confused, and his body's reaction was the most honest.

With a bang, both of them were stunned.

Wang Di: You really worked hard.

Isn't it just for "help"?As for?

Ji Hongli smiled, a little embarrassed.

Ji Hongli: I have no experience, but I will work hard in the future.As long as you are comfortable.

Wang Di: As long as I feel comfortable?do you care

Ji Hongli: Of course I care...

Wang Di: Do you still have the face to say you care?Okay, you can pretend, right, then you have the ability to pretend for a lifetime, put this on.

Wang Di put his hand into his pocket, stood up abruptly, shit, what about the ring?

Ji Hongli: What?Mr. Wang, what do you want me to wear?

Wang Di searched the whole house and found the ring in a corner of the living room. He suddenly remembered something.

It's a fucking dog, just now he used this thing to hit the grandson's nose to bleed.Literally deserved it.

Ji Hongli: Did you find Mr. Wang?what?

Wang Di threw the thing into Ji Hongli's arms, Ji Hongli opened it and saw that it was a pair of rings.

Wang Di: Put it on.If you put it on, you are not allowed to take it off.

Ji Hongli: Is this a ring, or a pair, do you want me to wear both?All for me?

Wang Di: Do you have brains?wear one.

Ji Hongli really took one and put it on, it looked good and the size was just right.

Wang Di: Wearing the left hand.

Ji Hongli: It is worn only when married. It is normal for Mr. Wang not to know if he has never been married.

Wang Di: I just let you wear your left hand.

Ji Hongli was stunned, what happened to Mr. Wang?

Ji Hongli: Mr. Wang, are you kidding me?Is it new material for the next novel?

It was this sentence that made Wang Di calm down.

In Ji Hongli's eyes, the chaos tonight was just a joke, and he took all this as new material for a novel.

Wang Di took the ring off Ji Hongli's right hand and put it on his upper left ring finger.

Wang Di: Put that ring on me.

Ji Hongli: How did you know that I wanted to write a long article on farming, so why not just write about life after marriage.

Wang Di: Then do you want to always be at the top of the novel list?

Ji Hongli: Of course I do.

Wang Di: Do you still need my help?

Ji Hongli: Great, Mr. Wang, so why don't you move out?

Wang Di: How about we re-sign a long-term rental contract?

Ji Hongli: That's fine, how long is it signed?

Wang Di: It depends on how long you need my help.

Ji Hongli: Well, actually, I know that without the help of Mr. Wang, I would not be able to reach the top of the list if I worked hard for the rest of my life.

Ji Hongli: If only Mr. Wang could help me for the rest of my life, then I would be able to sit firmly at the top of the novel list.

Wang Di: No, if you help me for the rest of my life, then I will live here for the rest of my life.

Wang Di: But the house property right is 70 years, I can sign a contract with you for 50 years.

Ji Hongli: Since it is a long-term lease, I should give you a cheaper price.

Ji Hongli: However, you have to live here to help me, so the rent is not needed as a help fee.

Wang Di: OK, I don't care.

Ji Hongli: Then it is not a lease agreement, you have to sign a roommate mutual assistance agreement.

Wang Di: Either way.

roommate mutual assistance agreement

Party A Ji Hongli, male, ID number, pen name: Pharaoh next door

Party B Wang Di, male, ID number, tenant: Mr. Wang

Agreement:

1. Party A is responsible for providing Party B with the right to use the current room free of charge. (Party B can change the decoration of the room, and it is not allowed to destroy more than ten holes in the wall.)

2. Party B is responsible for helping Party A create novels free of charge. (There are two days off per week, and the time can be adjusted arbitrarily. Overtime work on national statutory holidays will be negotiated separately.)

3. The statute of limitations of the agreement is 50 years from now on.

Party A's signature and fingerprint

Party B's signature and fingerprint

Time January 2018, 12

After signing the contract and fingerprinting, the two sat on the sofa. Wang Di looked at Ji Hongli, and Ji Hongli looked at Mr. Wang.

Ji Hongli: Do you think this agreement is a bit short?It doesn't seem that formal at all.

Mr. Wang: Hey~ Would you like to attach the request for co-renting you wrote?

Ji Hongli: That's fine. I see that many contracts have attachments, which seem very formal.

annex:

The conditions of joint tenancy are as follows:

1. Single.

2. Requiring men;

3. Require unmarried, not allowed to bring girlfriends home, nor boyfriends;

4. No bad habits are required;

Ji Hongli felt that his writing style as a writer had improved, so he simply changed it and appended it to the agreement.

Wang Di: Do you want to go to the notary office tomorrow for notarization?In this way, it is protected by law. After all, the agreement was signed by the two of us in private.

Ji Hongli: Well, Mr. Wang is still thoughtful, and I will pay the notarization fee.

Wang Di: Or AA, one person pays half.

Ji Hongli: Alright, I'll listen to you. I'll make them into two copies later. Mr. Wang will get one, and I will get one, so as to save some people from going back on their word.

Wang Di: I listen to you.

It was the first time for the notary office to see such an agreement notarized. The young girl who just practiced looked at Ji Hongli and then at Wang Di, and stamped it with a red stamp with a smile.

Little girl: Mr. Wang must help Lao Wang next door, I am your fan.

Mr. Wang: Definitely, definitely.

Pharaoh next door: Thank you, thank you.