Old Wang next door asks Mr. Wang for help

Ji Hongli got married yesterday, and the divorce certificate was issued this morning.

No one dared to tell Ji Hongli about the divorce. He was 30 years old this year, and he used to work in Qingshui Yamen.

Ji Hongli is not bad, with a height of 186 cm. His clothes are thin in summer, and his muscles can be seen. He was single and did not get married until he was 30. It is because Ji Hongli's job is not good. He is the deputy director of the cremation ground. two people.

In order for their son to get married, Ji Hongli's parents asked Ji Hongli to quit his job before the blind date.

Ji Hongli is even more anxious about getting married. He is 30 years old and still a virgin.

Ji Hongli's ex-wife is Yu Ling, who is very beautiful, 172 cm tall, and has a smooth figure.

Otherwise, Ji Hongli would not resign quickly after the house loan was approved.

In the middle of the night of the bridal chamber, someone knocked on the door of the new house, and a handsome woman entered the house. She took Yu Ling's hand and sat on Ji Hongli's sofa with her arms around Yu Ling's waist, wanting to talk to Ji Hongli.

Yu Ling said: Marriage is not voluntary on my own, the pressure from my family is too tight.She is my girlfriend, and I will return all the dowry money to you. You can keep the gift money from your relatives, and I will take away the money from my family. You pay the down payment for the house, and I don’t want it.We're going to get a divorce tomorrow.

The girlfriend took out a card and said: There are [-] here, which is for your spiritual loss.

Ji Hongli is not stupid, but he is a man, so he pushed the card to Yu Ling very calmly.

Ji Hongli: I wish you happiness.It's getting late, you guys sleep in the bedroom, I'll go to the study.

Ji Hongli felt that what he did was very chic. He knew what comrades had to do, and he wrote about this kind of subject.

Ji Hongli's resignation didn't leave him with a way out. The crematorium wasn't busy, so he would post novels on the Internet when he was free.

The best thing is horror, but the editor said: In recent years, this kind of horror theme is not good, and we have cooperated for so many years. I sincerely suggest that you change the theme, why not rewrite the doujin, there are so many rotten girls now, and you are a man , it is more convincing when writing H.

Ji Hongli is a straight man, but for the housing loan, he resolutely signed a contract with the editor, and the manuscript fee is paid in advance.

After changing the theme and style, the editor helped him choose a particularly resounding pen name: Pharaoh next door.

Ji Hongli thought it was very vulgar, and the editor said: vulgar is right, it is originally an article with a lot of H, and there is no one in the whole country who does not know the name of Lao Wang, you must be very popular.

.......

After the divorce, Ji Hongli looked at the empty new house, feeling empty in his heart.

I originally planned to have a child next year, but I bought a three-bedroom and two-living room, which was big in one step.

In order to make money with better coding, he specially converted a bedroom into a study.

Living alone is too luxurious now.

The phone beeped twice, and Ji Hongli clicked on it. The bank sent a text message to remind him of the repayment.

Ji Hongli finally regained his strength. In fact, since Yu Ling said yesterday that it was her girlfriend, Ji Hongli has been in a daze.

This text message completely brought his sanity back.

The gift money that was originally planned to be refunded cannot be refunded, so let's repay the mortgage this time first.

The divorce must be kept secret, and Yu Ling probably won't publicize it. After all, they have difficulties in saying such a thing, and no matter how they hear it, they feel that it is a scam that he discussed with Yu Ling.

If the relatives knew that he cheated on the marriage, they would have to skin him.

Not to mention relatives and friends, even his parents would be pissed off when they knew that he divorced within a day of getting married.

The first priority is to make money.

make money?how to earn?

Ji Hongli took a pen and paper and pointed to the calculator on his mobile phone to start counting.

At the beginning, he resigned from his job very coolly, and even flirted with the director. He vented his anger for many years, and it was absolutely impossible to go back.

The purchased car can be sold online.

Ji Hongli lit a cigarette and took a deep drag. He shouldn't have been impulsive in the first place.

Impulse to buy a car, impulsive to quit, get married?Marriage is not impulsive, but hasty, and they don't even know that Yu Ling is a crook.

During the blind date, Ji Hongli told Yu Ling: Actually, I am a writer, writing fan novels.

Yu Ling gave him a lot of advice, the two talked very speculatively, and the writing was smooth. Ji Hongli believed that Yu Ling gave him inspiration, which is why Ji Hongli wanted to get married as soon as possible.

At first, I thought that Yu Ling was simply interested in his creations, at most she was a senior rotten girl, but I didn't expect that it was not Yu Ling who was pure, but Ji Hongli himself.

Ji Hongli forcefully pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, and rubbed his hair into a bird's nest.

Ji Hongli: I don’t want to, I have to cheer up, the most important thing is to earn money.

Turn on the computer, and first post the information about selling the car on the Internet.

Click to open the document, but after a long time, I can't code a single word.

He got Calvin, to be precise, Ji Hongli is not Calvin, he has post-traumatic stress disorder.

Just ask which purebred straight man who writes fanfiction can accept that his wife is a lesbian.

This also makes him how to write fanfiction.

Ji Hongli: God is going to kill me, married at 30, divorced at 30, unemployed, has a mortgage, and can't write half a word.

Seeing that it was time to submit the manuscript, Jihong’s gift card was like living in a remote mountainous area without internet access.

Ji Hongli was afraid that he would die if he couldn't hand in the manuscript when the time came, so he bravely called the editor.

Ji Hongli: I can't write it.

Edit: Didn't you say it was well written?He also said that Wen Siru was suffering from diabetes insipidus.

Ji Hongli: I'm talking about whether Wen Siquanyong is good or not.

Edit: This is not important, why can't you pee, the prostate is broken?

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, Ji Hongli's prostate is broken, he has never used it.

With his life and death at stake, Ji Hongli told the editor everything about his situation.

The editor sympathizes with him very much. After so many years of cooperation, the two still have a friendship. The editor is a literati, but he also has a sense of loyalty.

Ji Hongli's ability to tell him such a shameful thing is enough to prove that Ji Hongli did not treat him as an outsider.

The editor gave Ji Hongli an idea: Why don't you rewrite the little yellow text, which is simple and direct, doesn't need too many plots, has high hits, and the more appropriate the writing, the more rewards you get. You are a man and you don't lack experience in this field.

Ji Hongli nodded again and again, and said thank you very sincerely.

How did the editor know that what Ji Hongli lacks most is experience.

Ji Hongli had a toothache in a hurry and turned around in the room.

The car can be sold, but the house is definitely not. Now that housing prices are rising rapidly, it may not be affordable after selling it. Even if it is affordable, it is impossible to apply for such a low-interest loan.

Besides, after selling the house, where does he live?Renting a house is more expensive than buying a house...

Ji Hongli: Yes, I can rent out the house.

Ji Hongli quickly posted the rental post on the Internet.

Sincerely looking for someone to rent together

I am male, 30 years old, single.

The conditions of joint tenancy are as follows:

1. Requiring men;

2. Require unmarried, not allowed to bring girlfriend home;

3. No bad habits are required;

Note: If You Are the One

Rent will be discussed in detail.

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Needless to say, after the news of the rental was posted, there were quite a few people contacted.

Ji Hongli contacted him a few times, and he was so angry that his stomach hurt.

It says If You Are the One, there are all kinds of messy people.

And teasing him on the phone, he said he was a man, well, does he sound like a woman?

He didn't want to read Ji Hongli's news reminder even when it came on.

The window popped up automatically, but he forgot, because he was in a hurry to rent out the neighbor, he set the message to pop up automatically.

Stranger: For rent?

Me: Nonsense, isn’t it written on it.

Stranger: When will you see the house?

Me: Are you a man?

stranger: yes

Me: Do you have any bad habits?

stranger: no

Me: Do you have a girlfriend?

stranger: no

Me: ...do you have a boyfriend?

Me: Sorry, I am a writer and I need a quiet environment to create, not to inquire about your privacy.

Stranger: It's okay, I'm single

Me: (Ji Hongli sent a photo of his ID)

stranger:?

Me: Tomorrow, you can find me in the community, show the photo to the security guard, and you can come in.

stranger: address

Me: sorry, forgot.

Me: Here we go.

.......

The stranger also sent a photo of his ID to Ji Hongli.

Stranger: Take a closer look when the door opens tomorrow.

When Ji Hongli opened the door the next day and saw the stranger, he was stunned for a moment. The stranger was more mature than in the photo, and he looked very stable. He should have been a handsome guy when he was young.

Ji Hongli: How old are you?

Stranger: Exactly 33 years old.

Ji Hongli: It doesn't look like it.

Stranger: Really?How old do you look at me?

Ji Hongli: Looks younger than me.

The stranger followed Ji Hongli into the bedroom, which was very clean.

Nothing.

Ji Hongli had a good impression of the stranger, thinking about what to say to make up for the lack of this room.

Ji Hongli: Originally, it was planned to live in for the child, and I thought that I would add furniture after the child was confirmed to be a boy or girl.

The news of Ji Hongli's divorce was not announced, but he marked himself as single. Thinking about what he said, strangers should understand.

Stranger: It's okay.

Seeing that the stranger was about to leave, Ji Hongli quickly said: But, in fact, this is also good, you can buy what you like, and I can give you a lower rent.

Anyway, Ji Hongli has no money to buy.

The stranger said nothing.

Ji Hongli: You can also decorate this house according to your own style, but it can only be this one, and you cannot tear down the walls and dig holes.

The stranger still didn't speak.

Ji Hongli: It's not impossible at all. It's okay to smash a nail, but not too much. After all, my house is new.

The stranger smiled and stretched out his hand, and Ji Hongli quickly grabbed it.

Stranger: May I have your surname?

Ji Hongli: No expensive surname Ji, Ji Hongli.

Stranger: Wang Di

Ji Hongli: Hello, hello.

In order to close the relationship and facilitate the deal, Ji Hongli graciously handed Wang Di a cigarette.

Wang Di took it, and Ji Hongli quickly ordered it again.

Ji Hongli hesitated whether to call Wang Ge or Lao Wang to be closer.

Wang Di is a big name, and his full name and surname are Taishengfen.

Call it Old Wang, Jihong Liguang laughed when he thought about it, let’s not talk about the king, civilization depends on everyone.

Ji Hongli smiled not because of Wang Ba, but because he thought of his pen name, and it was fate that Lao Wang met Lao Wang.

Besides, if his name is Wang Di Old Wang, will Wang Di call him Xiaoji?

Ji Hongli hated this name very much, but the leaders of the previous unit still liked to call him that, just like calling him a chicken.

This is also one of the reasons why he quarreled with the director.

Wang Di coughed, what was this Ji Hongli thinking, holding his hand for a while, smirking and frowning for a while.

The two signed the contract on the spot, and Wang Di immediately transferred the money and paid the one-year rent.

For the rent, Ji Hongli decided to live in harmony with Wang Di.

So when Wang Di was planning to decorate, Ji Hongli gave him many sincere suggestions.

When buying furniture, Ji Hongli also offered to accompany him, so the two of them chose the furniture together.

Wang Di originally planned to hand it over to the secretary, but Ji Hongli is the landlord after all, and it is impossible for a gentleman like Wang Di to refuse such an enthusiastic handsome guy.

It wasn't until Wang Di moved in that Ji Hongli realized intuitively what a rich person is.

A guest bedroom, a room of 60 square meters, has been pretended to be layered, and it is divided into office area and rest area, and there is even a fitness area.

When Wang Di said there should be an office area, Ji Hongli suggested that the study could be shared.

Wang Di: You are a writer, so I can't disturb your writing.

Naturally, Ji Hongli couldn't tell Wang Di, but in fact, he was going to die.

Ji Hongli: It's okay, I don't care if you disturb me about adding another table.

Wang Di hesitated for a while, but asked the designer to make reasonable partitions according to his requirements.

Ji Hongli looked at the mural hanging by Wang Di, which was his favorite picture of Genesis.

Ji Hongli is very interested in these things, and has always dreamed of becoming a big boss one day, so he must visit the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican.

I'm afraid it will be very difficult now, so Ji Hongli was excited for several nights to see this large group of pictures.

During the day, Wang Di was not at home at work, and Ji Hongli was too embarrassed to go see it privately, so he could only find an excuse to take a look when he came back.

Wang Di couldn't help but say too many times: Mr. Ji, what's the problem?

Ji Hongli: I'm sorry, Mr. Wang, I'm sorry if I bothered you. Actually, I like Michelangelo very much. These paintings are very good and very infectious. "God created the world", "the fall of man", "undeserved sacrifice".

Ji Hongli pointed to Wang Di one by one.

Wang Di followed Ji Hongli's instructions and looked at the paintings on the wall. He didn't feel much, he simply liked the content inside.

So when Ji Hongli's finger touched the chicken with the red fruit on it, Wang Di's Adam's apple moved. Mr. Ji must have done it on purpose.

Wang Di: If you really like it, I will give it to you.

Ji Hongli: No, no, Mr. Wang is too polite, just let me take a look, but please don't think I'm bothering you.

Wang Di: You are welcome to knock on the door at any time. Mr. Ji does not need to meet me.

.......

The two get along very well.

Occasionally, Wang Di would cook at home as early as he came back, even bringing Ji Hongli's portion with him.

Ji Hongli cooks porridge every day, and he has to code words, so he doesn't have time to prepare complicated ones.

In addition to cooking porridge, I cook a few more eggs for a meal.

Ji Hongli would share the boiled eggs with Wang Di as a return gift.

If Wang Di is on a business trip, Ji Hongli will cook enough for a day at a time, keep it warm, and when he thinks of it or when he is hungry, he will fill a bowl to drink.

So every time Wang Di cooked a meal and asked him to come out to eat, Ji Hongli was very happy, and finally the food could be improved.

Wang Di wondered, is Mr. Ji really 30 years old?so cute.

When the editor called to urge the manuscript, Ji Hongli blamed himself and wanted to hit the wall.

It's not that he doesn't have code words, after sending it to the editor for reading, the editor directly sent him a compressed package.

Click to see all GV!

This made Ji Hongli very embarrassed.

Ji Hongli: My lord, I am a straight man.

Edit: I know, just convert the picture to text, it's very simple.

Ji Hongli: It's not that simple, I'm afraid I'll throw up if I see too many needle-eyes.

Edit: Tsk, you have a lot to do.

Ji Hongli also knew that the editor wanted to help him, but he was really a straight man, a steel straight man.

The editor sent him another compressed package.

Click on it to see it's all AV.

Ji Hongli: No way, my lord, where did you get the 200G resource, it's against the law.

EDIT: Didn't see it marked - for learning reference only.

Ji Hongli: Thank you

......

Ji Hongli closed the door, plugged in the earphones, and repeatedly checked whether the earphones were leaking sound.

After clicking on Europe and the United States, Ji Hongli always felt that the quality of the earphones was not good, and he felt guilty that Mr. Wang next door would hear it.

Ji Hongli turned off the screen and knocked on Ji Hongli's door.

Just after taking a bath, Wang Di opened the door for Mr. Ji wearing a bath towel.

Ji Hongli: Mr. Wang just took a shower?

Wang Di was wiping his hair, and the water droplets hit Ji Hongli's nose. Ji Hongli wiped it off with the back of his hand, a little embarrassed to speak.

Wang Di put down the towel, his hair was disheveled, Ji Hongli thought, this man is good-looking but he is different, he can be so handsome when he wipes his hair, and he can be so stylish without combing his hair just a few times.

Hey, people are more angry than others. If he was like this, maybe Yu Ling wouldn't so simply ask for a divorce.

Wang Di: Why is Mr. Ji in a daze, what do you want me to do?

Ji Hongli has a problem, his face turns red when he's embarrassed, he misses his ex-wife even after divorce, and his ex-wife is a lesbian, he's really worthless.

Seeing Mr. Ji blushing, Wang Di became more confident in his figure.

Ji Hongli: Mr. Wang, I'm here to borrow your earphones, but mine doesn't work very well.

Wang Di likes to play when he has nothing to do. Check the time, and there are still two hours before the agreed game.

Wang Di: Okay, then you can use it first.

Ji Hongli remembered that those small movies were not long, and he could try to write an H while watching them later.

Ji Hongli: I will soon, I will give it to you later.

Wang Di: Mr. Ji, don't worry, I have time, take your time.

Ji Hongli felt that Wang Di was really polite.

Ji Hongli walked to the door with the earphones in hand, then turned around and said: Mr. Wang, you are really a good person.

Wang Di smiled, and before he could speak, Ji Hongli had already gently closed the door.

Is this Mr. Wang hinting at him?

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Chapter adjustments have been made, everyone can rest assured to read and collect.Ask for recommendations, ask for comments.Originally, I wanted to write the full issue of less than 233333 yuan, but when I saw people like it, I didn’t want to disappoint those who supported the fish, so I revised it to the early [-] yuan. Later, I saw the comments and added two chapters.Yu has true love for those who read the text.I wrote Ji Xiangsheng because I made a typo when replying to @ALEXIEL's comment, and I feel ashamed.Pinyin input method + myopia, really [-] Thank you again for your comments and rewards.You Yusi wrote very cool, thank you, grateful