Anecdotes about Xiaoshou in Sichuan and Laogong in Northeast China

A week later, the company dormitory,

Bro manager: "Are you two having a conflict?"

Sichuan cutie looked up and smiled: "Not really~"

Northeast Flower Arm brother silently swallowed the word "yes"...

The spicy hot pot doesn't work, the small butter hot pot doesn't work, and even Juewei maocai doesn't work!

In order to get into an awkward situation with him recently, my little friend actually ate takeaway for a week, and he really didn't touch a chopstick when he cooked. That attitude is firm, firm, how to coax him!Waiting online, it's urgent!

This week, no matter what Brother Huaarm asked, the little friend would not tell him the real reason for his awkwardness, and every time he mentioned it, the other party would say nonchalantly: "No, you think too much."

The hairline of the worried flower arm brother moved back slightly.

The agent glanced at the TV screen, which was showing two police officers nervously carrying out anti-drug operations:

Police officer 1 was seriously injured: go, you go first!leave me alone!For the glory of the country!

Cop 2

With a terrified expression: You hold on, I'll be back!

....

"If I remember correctly, have you watched this episode?" the manager said speechlessly. "Don't keep watching your online drama, you will become more and more popular in the future, and you will have more works. I am here today to discuss new endorsement matters with you."

Hearing that it was work-related, both of them temporarily let go of their emotions and took a serious attitude.

The little cutie was even more like a carp, bouncing off the sofa.

Brother Huaarm slipped a soft cushion behind his waist to make him lean more comfortably.

broker:…..

The agent tried his best to suppress the feeling of weirdness in his heart, and said to Brother Huaarm very professionally: "Your solo endorsement has sent invitations to abc gym chain stores, cba gunfight online games, and bac sports functional drinks."

Immediately afterwards, he turned his head and said to the cutie: "Your products are Xiaohonghua brand body lotion, Xiaoluye brand beauty instrument, and Xiaoguoguo brand candy house chain"

Northeast flower arm brother;...

Sichuan cutie: ...

Northeast Flower Arm Brother saw that the situation was not good, and couldn't help feeling like he was facing a big enemy.The little friend who has always advertised himself as a "pure man" has received so many... um... endorsements of this style of painting, it's no wonder it doesn't blow up.The manager doesn't know the real face of the little friend!

So his scalp tingled, and he said first: "Is everything confirmed? Has the contract been signed?"

"Are you sure? Is there any problem?" The manager looked puzzled.

"Well, actually, I think...these endorsements are a bit...not in line with our image...?" Brother Hua Arm asked weakly.

"Huh? What doesn't fit? Although these few are not first-tier brands, they are also well-known by word of mouth. The most important thing for you now is to take advantage of the popularity of this online drama and quickly become familiar with the public, okay? These endorsements What are you dissatisfied with?" The agent, who thought the other party was gone, pursed his lips and said angrily.

<Because I know him best!He is not like that at all! >

<What is your relationship with him? >

<I am him, the most inseparable existence>

broker:….

Brother Huaarm: "...I'm sorry, I turned off the TV first, the sound is a bit loud..."

The two people who were full of love and conversation on the TV finally disappeared. When Brother Huayi wanted to say something, Xiaocuti laughed and interrupted him first:

"These endorsements are very good bro, thanks to you and the company~"

The agent who didn't know anything looked at the little cutie and showed a gratified old mother's smile. One finger was just like the ball on the sofa, and said to the flower arm brother: "Learn!"

Flower Arm Brother: ...

Brother Huaarm silently looked at the cutie with a sweet smile on his face, no matter how fake he looked.

He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't make a sound.After hesitating for a moment, he turned around and went to the kitchen to mix a cup of milk tea with his friend's favorite flavor and serve it to him.

Every time my little friend likes to eat sweets when he is in a bad mood, he will make them for him every time, sometimes it is pudding, sometimes it is mousse cake or something.Now the time is limited in this situation, so I can only make a pack of milk tea to comfort him first, which can also alleviate his irritability to a certain extent.

Holding the fragrant taro milk tea, Brother Huaarm opened the lid and blew on it, and touched the temperature with his lips to prevent the other party from being burned.

The cutie didn't even lift her head and took it very naturally and took a gulp.

broker:….

?I'm your manager, so I don't even deserve to have a cup of cool water since I entered the door?