You are my proper foothold

Hui Xiaoyou spent most of the day on the second day of the Lunar New Year in bed again.

He came back late yesterday and drank again. In fact, he can't remember the memory clearly from getting off the plane to going to sleep at home. go home door.

When he woke up, he checked his phone and found that Jiang Xin had called two times yesterday, around the time he got off the plane and when he got home, and he answered both of them, but he had no memory of the specific content of the calls.

This guy is still awake at three or four in the morning, why call him.

Hui Xiaoyou grumbled and rubbed himself off the edge of the bed, rubbed his already beehive hair and wandered leisurely into the bathroom, lifted the toilet lid and squatted obediently into a correct posture, and began to vomit wildly.

He vomited until there was nothing left in his stomach, then he stood up and cleaned it up briefly, washed his face and brushed his teeth, then swam back to the bedroom leisurely, and plunged into the quilt again.

It was already four o'clock in the afternoon, but he had no intention of getting up yet.

The stomach twitched violently, I don't know whether it was from work or from hunger, in short, it made people want to fill it with something, but every time I really thought about what to fill, I felt that I had no appetite for all kinds of things.

After a while, it was getting dark outside.

Hui Yue finally felt that he couldn't bear the hunger anymore.

At this moment, he can already tell that he is hungry, and he is so hungry that he can't wait for a moment, and he needs to eat immediately, otherwise he will not be able to survive.

He got up from the bed, rushed into the kitchen and began to rummage through the carpet for anything that could be used to satisfy his hunger.

however……

"...Where's my biscuit? Why is it empty??"

"...Where's my little cake? Who ate it all??"

"...why is my Want Want Senbei bag empty?!"

"...my sesame paste, my small pudding, my potato chips, my kiss shrimp sticks, my spicy sticks, my dried tofu, my..."

"Hey--"

As soon as Jiang Xin's call to Hui Xiaoyou was connected, she heard a miserable cry from inside, followed by Hui Xiaoyou's crying voice as if she had been cheated of all her belongings by someone: "Jiang Xin --I'm dying--"

Jiang Xin held the mobile phone with a smile on her face for an instant, and her voice trembled a little: "Brother, what's wrong with you?! What happened??"

"I'm about to starve to death..." Hui Xiaoyou squatted on the ground, squeezed his head into the last cabinet that was barely opened, and then watched the last sliver of hope being shattered, his eyes really blurred, as if this I have never been so wronged in my life, "Jiang Xin...where did all my food go..."

Jiang Xin was rarely speechless.

How should he answer...?

In fact, in Jiang Xin's eyes, the snacks that Hui Xiaoyou bought belonged to "junk food". They were neither nutritious nor mixed with various additives. They were harmful to the body rather than beneficial. He didn't want him to eat them at all.

Fortunately, Hui Xiaoyou himself is not a person who likes to eat snacks. He is just not picky about food when he is hungry. Being able to eat enough, Hui Xiaoyou has a hot meal and naturally no longer thinks about snacks, so Jiang Xin takes the opportunity to throw away all the things that can be thrown away, and "solve" for him the ones that are not easy to throw away, leaving nothing in the end. He won't be surprised if the box or empty bag is in the closet for him to see.

However, Jiang Xin didn't expect this kind of situation to happen, Hui Xiaoyou actually went back early by himself, leaving him too late to make preparations.

Hui Xiaoyou is not stupid, except for Chen Jiashu who occasionally visits the house, he and Jiang Xin are the only two people in and out of the house.The cleanliness of these things was obviously not something that Chen Jiashu could do, and he hadn't touched them himself. The only remaining candidate was Jiang Xin.

"Jiang Xin..." Hui Xiaoyou sighed "weakly" again at this time, and said faintly, "If you dare to appear in front of me before I starve to death, I will definitely eat you."

"...Senior brother," Jiang Xin stood downstairs and looked up at the windows of their floor, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "You let me go this time, now go downstairs, I will take you to eat something else."

"Going downstairs? Now?!" Hui Yue jumped up from the kitchen floor, "Where are you?"

Jiang Xin laughed twice, "Downstairs. I wanted to go up to pick you up, but I'm afraid that once I go up, I won't be able to come down. You should come down by yourself. There are many people downstairs, so I'm safer."

"What the hell are you doing?! It's only the second day of junior high school today, what are you doing back home?" Hui Xiaoyou rushed into the bedroom and began to tear off his clothes and pants, with his phone sandwiched between his face and shoulders, he didn't delay in talking.

Jiang Xin could imagine his movements when she heard the movements on his side, so she said to him: "Don't worry, put on your clothes before getting down, we will meet and talk."

"Okay, wait for me for 3 minutes." Hui Xiao put down the phone after finishing his sentence, ran out to lock the door, ran to the elevator and pressed a few buttons in a row, stomping his feet as he pressed, looking anxious .

Jiang Xin waited at the entrance of the building, and after more than two minutes, before seeing Hui Xiaoyou, she heard a rush of footsteps, and then saw his associate professor brother rushing out of the building, the down jacket with a big zipper It was open, and there was only a shirt inside, and the top three buttons were still open.

Jiang Xin sighed helplessly and pulled him back: "Why are you in a hurry."

As he said that, he helped him fasten the buttons, and then pulled up the zipper for him. Hui Xiaoyou didn't even bother to stop him, and he used his two hands to grab in front of him in a way that didn't help, and asked, "What are you doing?" Are you back? Don’t you still have a few more days of vacation?”

Jiang Xin smiled lightly and said, "I'm coming back to catch up with work."

"Work?" Hui Xiaoyou frowned for a moment, with an aggrieved look on his face, he took out his mobile phone and said, "Chen Jiashu asked you to come back? Does he have any humanity! There is no deal for the New Year's Eve, so where do you get a job? Wait until I ask him—”

"—Brother." Jiang Xin took Hui Xiaoyou's hand and shoved his mobile phone into her hand, then stuffed it back into his pocket, and said with a smile, "I'm just joking, don't take it seriously."

"..." Hui Yue cut his indifferent face for a second, staring at him: "Not bad, you've learned a lot."

Jiang Xin held back her laughter, and hurriedly dragged him to the gate of the community, "Brother, didn't you say you were hungry just now, let's go eat first."

"Don't interrupt," Hui Xiaoyou followed honestly although his face was serious, and he wanted to continue asking as he walked, "Why is it so early—"

However, before he could finish asking, the little girl from a family of three who looked no more than three or four years old suddenly pointed at the two of them and covered her eyes with both hands, revealing only two slits, and looked up at her. Mom said: "Mom, those two uncles are not suitable for children!"

Hui Yue: ... Oh, I'll go.

Almost spattered a mouthful of old blood on the ground.

Hui Xiaoyou withdrew his wrist from Jiang Xin's hand, turned his head to see that the little girl's mother was lowering her body and whispering something to her, he couldn't help turning his head back and said angrily to Jiang Xin: "Now the parents are like this. Teaching children? It’s not appropriate for children to hold hands? Then what if you see hugging and kissing later? Directly limit the grade??”

Jiang Xin persuaded him with a smile: "Every family has different requirements for children. Some are conservative and some are open. I guess because they are girls, they will be stricter in this regard."

"Girls can't do that, just holding hands—no, that's not considered holding hands!" Hui Yue touched his wrist and said very firmly: "If I have a daughter in the future, I won't So conservative!"

Jiang Xin's footsteps paused for a moment.

Hui Xiaoyou felt that his speed had suddenly slowed down, so he turned to look at him: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Xin's expression was a little subtle, she shook her head and said, "It's nothing."

"Say it straight. You still want to hide it in front of me?" Hui Xiaoyou raised his eyebrows after standing still.

Jiang Xin looked straight at him, and after a pause for a few seconds, she lowered the angle slightly, raised the corner of her mouth and said, "It's really nothing, I was just thinking about the matter of having a daughter after I heard my senior brother say When will you be married?"

"Marriage? What are you thinking about?" Hui Yue looked at the second fool, "I don't even have a partner, who am I going to marry with?"

"How can you have a daughter if you don't get married?" Jiang Xin suddenly raised her head, her serious eyes made Hui Xiaoyou slightly startled.

He stared at Jiang Xin for a few seconds without knowing why, and then asked strangely: "What are you struggling with? Could it be that the sentence I just said was a subjunctive tone? Didn't you hear it? It seemed to say, 'If I have a sex change operation in the future, I will definitely If you want to marry a man taller than 1.8 meters five', do you still have to ask me 'How do you marry someone who doesn't change sex'?"

Jiang Xin was stunned for a while listening to his words, and then suddenly laughed hahaha, "Brother, so you have considered the requirements for men's height after sex change."

Hui Xiaoyou: "...Hey, let me tell you, if you are obedient, can you listen to the main points?"

"I've heard." Jiang Xin didn't stop laughing, and said to him, pressing her stomach, "I'm just 1.8 meters five, brother, if you really change, then consider me."

"...you're dreaming." Hui Xiaoyou turned his face away in disgust, leaving Jiang Xin behind and walked forward by himself, "I'm not interested in sibling love."

Jiang Xin rushed up and put her arms around his shoulders, "How will you know if you don't try, I have never tried to fall in love with a girl who is 1.8 meters tall."

Hui Xiaoyou gasped, and pursed his lips: "I am 1.8 meters tall, thank you."

"Hahahahahaha..." Jiang Xin laughed so hard that she almost hung on Hui Yue.

Tomard, the hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead.

These words silently passed through Hui Xiaoyou's mind.

He couldn't help thinking that countless people had said to him before: Xiaoyou, your Junior Brother Jiang is really a cool male god.

... High cold?God? ?

Hui Xiaoyou thought that everyone who said this should really see Jiang Xin's current appearance. I'm afraid the image of a male god in his heart would be shattered in an instant, not even scum left.

In the end, thousands of words were combined into one sentence and sent to him: Heh, heh, da.